First pitch @ 5:08Nola vs ManaeaBridge bros... we got this. Don't let the Panamanian post his stupid AI image.
>>144946873That bridge haunts my nightmares.>t. lifelong padres fanAnyways good luck today Phillies, you have a good team and I think we'll see each other again next week.
>>144946918I'm hoping for a rematch with you guys. And if you beat us I hope you guys win the WS. Padres are looking great.
>>144946873Fuck Election Ads
LFGM
i'll root for the mets since philadelphia's fanbase is easily more obnoxious.
Waino kino commenting.
LGM
>>144946947>Us>WeNigga are you Manny Machado cause otherwise stop talking like you’re on the team
Will Nola crumble?
>>144947020Love you too fren!
>>144946983Grimace is Rally Squirrel 2024 so far.
Tyrone will come in clutch this game.
Mets Padres NLCS
>>144947020Sports fans often talk about their teams as "us" and the opponents as "them" because it creates a strong sense of belonging. When fans say "us," they’re showing how connected they feel to the team, its players, and its history. It’s all about that shared experience and feeling part of a community.On the flip side, calling rival teams "them" sets up that classic rivalry vibe. It makes rooting for your team even more exciting and gives fans a sense of unity against the competition. This kind of language adds to the thrill of the game, making it clear who’s on your side and who’s not.Overall, it’s all about passion and loyalty, turning sports into a fun, tribal experience where fans feel like they’re part of something bigger!
>>144947054too kino to be real. dodgers will probably make it.
>clutchWhat the fuck does this word mean in a sporting context and why do retards keep using it? It sounds so stupid.
I really want to see grimace hit the dougie
>>144947077idk for baseball but clutch in basketball is under 5 mins left in the game and the score is 4 or less difference. i'd assume there's a relative scenario for mlb
Gay sex with Alec Bohm
>Mets will have no home crowdEat shit Philthie anon
Would've been a home run in Philadelphia
I'm gay.
Stream sounds like when the tap is open.
turner the twink
metties finna win it all at citi
>>144947127I will laugh my ass off if the Mets somehow lose this game today
attaboy harper
>>144947133is this one of those mets humiliation rituals i keep hearing about?
>>144947129Caleb too.
What's the Phillies equivalent of Grimace?think of brand mascot.
>the “New York” mets
UVH.... 123...
>640 million dollar ground outs
I need a gif of bryce doing that little shimmy he just did
>>144947158danny devito for jersey mike's
bruce pooper kek
Ohtani couldn't get those 2 outs
mest fans >>> stinkee fans
>>144947158Philly has the green thing that got raped by the San Diego chicken
>future rocket scientistsnew term just dropped
>bryce barper
>>144947165Is Westchester County Mets or Yankees country?
Nola bout to give up 6 runs these next 3 innings.
Ohtani would have homered by now if this was the Dodgers
Is this the lunchtime rowdies thread?
>>144947158Joe's steak + soda shop (formerly Chink's steaks)https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%27s_Steaks_%2B_Soda_Shop
>>144947165
new barance
Shea is fuckin rocking. This atmosphere is unbelievable.
>>144947192
>>144947165Brooklyn and Queens are part of New York
LOL THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GONE
>>144947213>formerly Chink’s
>>144947158The Noid.
stupid dead balls, guess ohtani and judge got shipped all the non-shit ones
rojas in glove
>clutch>clutch>clutchStupid fucking fairly newish sport ball buzzword
>metskids thought that was goneKEK
>>144947210If it is then the Mets would go over the lines of this "I like to put the jelly inside my ass. Then put some of this peanut butter on top of it. I call it a peanut butter-jelly and asshole sandwich, but the Phillies here will be calling it lunch."
>>144947213this + tastykake = win
>>144947230Those places are in Canada not New York. Nova Scotia, actually
>>144947227newfag
>>144947227>shea
>>144947227The Phillies wished it were Shea
I love Grimace
>>144947165This isn’t the flex you think it is
da crowd is buzzingyou can feel the hustle and bustle through the screen
>>144947241>The Noid.why are they so violent?
I'm from the futurePhillies score 4 runs in the 2nd and Manea is taken out early
>>144947258>>144947267You all are wild. I don't call it citi, I call it new Shea. You 4 year olds with short memories?
more like TastyKock
guys i think nimmo's controller disconnected he didn't move at all
>>144947280>This isn’t the flex you think it is
post your mcdonald's order
>>144947213>actually read article>"In 1949, Samuel "Chink" Sherman opened Chink's Steaks. Sherman, who was Jewish, was nicknamed "chink", an ethnic slur commonly used at the time, because his eyes were almond-shaped, considered to be a Chinese characteristic.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THE UMP REALLY JUST CALL STRIKE THREE ON THAT PITCH. FUCKING HELL CLOSE CALLS SHOULD BE DESIGNATED FOR THE HITTER
>>144947288This guy speaks lies. As I am Slappy "Ham Of the Future". The Mets will score 9 runs in todays game and the Phillies score only 2 late game when the Mets pen comes in. The Phillies will then proceed to be shut out tomorrow as the Mets win and take the series with the final score of 5-0.
Gae stadium or Shitty Field Hmmmm
Umpchads i'm expecting a great game today ;^)
>>144947308
>>144947301I wonder if they all get their period at the same time
>>144947301>large fries>mcchicken
>>144947288Dubs of truthOR>>144947313Unlucky 13Hm...
>>144947127unbelievable that stott is on the bench
>>144947302Has anyone tried to ask or make Kike Hernandez change his name to Enrique?
>>144947301I usually get combo too
CASTELLANOS HOMER
>>144947302Based
>>144947334what are you on about, his name *is* enrique
>>144947333Trust the plan... Powell is going to release the kraken
>>144947334he should change it to palestine
>>144947301>squid: nothing Good girl
>>144947334They asked him about it and the only compromise he would agree to was to be called “Baby dick munching heeb” Hernandez and everybody just dropped it
I hate this start time fuck you manfred>>144947333The reason the phillies did so well offensively this year was lefty righty platooning.
what a throw
GOTTEM
>>144947339SIKE
Damn the Phillies are hitting Manea hard... it's a bit concerning. That's now 5 batters who made solid contact. Can we get some fucking swings and misses please?
>>144947302>Sherman, who was jewishEvery single time
>>144947368It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
These coms r sucking off the Mets
kino
why did he go to first? That was only ball 2.
Baseball would be better if they played it on a golf course
>>144947368it's only a matter of time...
Would the Mets winning the WS piss off Yankee fans or would they be happy?
>manure
>>144947368Don't be greedy
you can't swing at the first pitch there
>>144947395Who gives a shit about Yankee fans?
>>144947395They wouldn't care even if it was a 2000 WS rematch.
I'm from NYC and damn proud of it. We are the envy of the world and the center of culture, economics, and theatre.
>>144947395It would piss off Yankee fans far more than the reverse would. Yankee fans act like big shots but they are deeply seething because theyhaven't won since 2009 and their owner doesn't give a shit. If the Mets win before they do?
>>144947165do Brooklyns still support the Dodgers?
Ice creeeeeeeeeam
>>144947414What do you recommend more, the hustle or the bustle?
>WAYNO>WAYNO>WAYNOthis fucking retard needs to be shot, is this AJ pierzinski? or however you spell it?my god nigga learn a new way to address your fellow commentator
>>144947408i do....they live rent free in my head...
>When you realize baseball is just a distraction to distract you from the fact Bush started a war to help oil companies and the news and media covered it up via Faux news.
PETE
>>144947414heroin addicts are culture now?
god i hate the mets and i hope all their fans die
based pete, never lost faith in you buddy xD
FIRST PITCH BOMB FUCKER
petey!
>>144947423>wayne o.
BIG MEAT PETE
>>144947437>help oil companies
MY METTIES!
>OMG WE'RE UP 1-0 METS SISTERS WE'RE TOTES GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG MEAT
LETS FUCKING GO
Ayyy ohhh I’m from fuckin New York! You ain’t nevah had no kinda pizza before until you been to Pucetti’s down on fif and broadway. Where else in the woirld can you get Ethiopian deep fried lobster tails omg marron they taste like the hustle and bustle.
>>144947462i'm a mets fan and i say this
>>144947437It was to help Jews, anon
The Mets have a $320 million/year payroll
pete is so fucking back, lock him down for the rest of his career
>>144947301Can i order Ryujin?
Not even a bad pitch just pure power
>>144947474based
>>144947462Lifelong mets fan and I literally say that and just did
And there it is.
>>144947458they love that narrative don't they, as if oil companies wouldn't be perfectly fine making deals with saddam
>>144947422Bustle. Hustle is boring work while Bustle is watching homeless crackheads bust each other's heads in on the train.
>>144947395I'd root the Mets if Padres can't handle Grimaces aura. They suffered much, I don't mind them winning it all. First, we must take care of Dodgers menace.
>>144947479Sauce?
>errorin' noluck
>>144947437get back in your cage, polcel
Anyone notice that woman behind homeplate wearing a blazer with only a bra on underneath?It's a good look.
Lmao Failies
Wait how the fuck isn't that a transfer?
WHAT A CATCHWHAT A DROP
LOL
that's an outget fucked mestfags
HE DROPPED IT LMAO
Holy shit Castellanos hit the wall hard... how will Castefags cope
>>144947519shut the fuck up he dropped it you faggot
>>144947507Sue Ellen Mishke ass bitch
lets go mets
kek
catch
I hate this fuckin team
didn't complete the process of the catch with two feet down, not indisputable evidence, call stands. nfl rules.
>>144947519retard
castellanos made the catch, harper tagged first base before iglesias made it back, double play
HAHAHAHAHAHHA IT'S A CATCH MET'S SISTERS ARE FUCKED
That should be a double play
>>144947523>>144947538GET FUCKED FAGGOTS LOL
no double play?
>>144947368mests fans are coping rn
LMFAO DOUBLE PLAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOUBLE PLAY LOLOLOLOLOL UMP CHADS STAY WINNING
That's the fair and right call, way too harsh to call the double play
>>144947523He lost it on the transfer to his hand you fucking retard.
>call is overturned
Actually good call
>>144947560Try again
>>144947562no he didn't the mlb is rigging it against usthey want harper to get a ringfuck philly and fuck harper
Not fair.
idk if the mets have something on nola or if he just sucks
>no double playMETS FUCKING MAGIC BAYBEE
>>144947564We’ll get them next time
>you can't punish Iglesias for a call the ump madeUh... ump chads are we losing our power?
>>144947561> actually playing by the rules would be too mean!!and people act like Mets don't have the fix
>>144947560Retard
They are blasting Nola rn ffs
>Umps didn't fuck it upColor me shocked
>>144947523destroyed
>>144947527kek
>>144947527>Sue Ellen MishkeI jerked off to that episode. More women should wear outfits like this.
Nola doesn’t miss many meals
That's a clear dropped ball.The Flyers bought the refs. That's the only reasonable explanation for that call.
>shitty field
>>144947330So far unlucky 13th seems more truthful than the dubs of lies
Both teams are making hard contact on these pitchers... slugfest incoming
whenever I'm watching base and posting on /sp/ I put the game on the smaller of my 2 monitors
Ok so it counted as a catch but the other guy should rightfully be in 2nd no?
LOL MESTNICE SWING BITCH
>>144947594We're leading and we're going to win the seriesIf anyone is destroyed it'll be you after game 4
>>144947599>The Flyers
Nola is walking on thin ice, it's a matter of time before he gets Shelled. they are hitting him hard.
they are hitting nola. he ain't gonna survive past the 3rd with this kind of pitching
>>144947600I'd rather live there than a commie shithole like philly
>>144947592Expected. Phillies fucked up and put Wheeler in game one instead of game 3.
iglesias should be given 2nd there if the ump made the correct call initially he could have easily tagged up and advanced when casty bobbled the transfer.
>>144947600wtf that legit looks like africa or somethinghow is that NYC?
>>144947502kwon eunbi
>>144947597Why are they so droopy even with a bra?
>>144947607No the runner smwouldve gone back to 1st had it been ruled a catch rightfully in real time>>144947619Smartest mest bandwagoner
>>144947610cope from being btfo
>>144947600They cleared all that shit out. But yea it really was like that. Those chop shops didn't even have running water.
i would pull nola. stupid ass meatball tosser
>>144947612Nola often looks like shit the first three innings but if he makes it out he settles down and is lights out always a chance he gets crushed early tho
This Mahomes T-Mobile ad is annoying as fuck
>>144947576Everyone hates Philly. They love when Philly loses so people shit on the city and say how they are losers and crazy. Again watch the replay, he had it in his glove on the way down and even took a step. Lost it when he was going to throw to 2nd. Also you sound like a bitch.>>144947579Nola kind of sucks. He gets rattled way too easy.
>>144947600Old webm. Based Cohen bought all that shit and knocked it down.
VAR doesn't belong in baseball. Get that shit out of here.
>>144947624>how is that NYC?jews
efficient 11 pitch outing from Nola, nicely done
What you think, Kai?
>>144947600
>>144947630we're winning, you're btfo bitch
>>144947600>driving in NYCISHYGDDT
>>144947611Philly phaggot has already transitioned to hockey, and being a woman.
>>144947629Speak the truth. The Phillies should've had Nola pitch game one or at least a game in Philadelphia considering he sucks donkey dick at away games
>>144947627It was the 90s. Breasts were saggier then.
>>144947600Here’s a picture I took in Africa
>>144947653Shut up retard
>>144947617okay rabbi
NYC could NEVERhttps://youtu.be/37X-7_LHrNU?si=gnhsnTdEFcLuk7JQ
>>144947631>>144947638seething
Do it for /her/
he leaned the guard into that pitch, cheatin phils
>>144947665>>144947674lol
Easy 1-2-3 inning in the Mets path
>>144947664It's true. I was surprised when I saw it last time I went. The bar on the street facing all the chop shops was also busy after the game unlike past years.
HE JUST HIT A PANAMANIAN. THOSE ARE FUCKING FIGHTING WORDS. HIT ONE OF US HIT ALL OF US.
>>144947665There’s a jogger in that suit
A drop is a drop. You can't say it's only on the transfer.
Here's what citiville is gonna look like in the future
>>144947656Not according to my vintage porno mags
Fentanyl phils
>>144947661Nola bout to give up more runs soon. Cope
MLB, strong supporters of the one drop rule
can't hit two unanswered, Nola better fire back
>>144947689Can you go away or talk about baseball
>>144947687dumb tripfag
>>144947674>>144947678she's half white
Rojas... come on bro get some fucking hits
CAM ON KYLEHIT SAM FACKING BALLS
>>144947705i could make her completely white
>>144947705No she isn’t.
>>144947700isn't this mutt a dodgers fan? Why do you steal from Dodgers?
Rojas is going to be the reason why the Phillies go fill retard and get into a bid war with the Yankees for fucking Juan Soto
In yonne great field where shadows doth play,A warrior stood, in armor clad,Kye Schwarber, bold, with might to sway,Against the Mets, his foes so clad.The crowd did roar, a tempest's sound,As he took stance, with bat in hand,The pitcher’s eyes, in worry bound,Did seek to thwart the hero’s stand.With swing like thunder, swift and true,The ball did soar, a comet bright,O’er outfield’s grasp, it flew and flew,A tale of triumph, writ in flight.Lo! The crowd erupted, hearts afire,For in that moment, hope took wing,A home run struck, a spark of desire,In glory’s name, let all hearts sing.Thus in the annals, let this tale be told,Of Schwarber’s might, in clash of brave,Against the Mets, in battle bold,A hero’s heart, a victory to crave.
>>144947698The Mets have brought in some of the dumbest posters I've ever seen in baseball threads.
Schwarber getting skinny is all the proof you need that cheesesteaks ain’t shit compared to Chicago food
WHY isn't Rojas bunting there smfh
>>144947715She's half Frisian
>>144947727And somehow they're still more intelligent than Phillies fans
>>144947702mets live rent free in that retard’s head just ignore him
>>144947727Yeah, they brought you here after all.
it's embarrassing listening to announcers jerk off postseason stat totals when the postseason has barely existed in baseball history
>>144947740Got em
>>144947727What do you expect from people willing pay 3 thousand dollars a week to live in a light bulb
>>144947746Me?
Just need a single harper
>>144947712STRIKEOUT
>Turner finally gets a hitThats Nea>Harper strikes outGo figure.
just finished dilating, how have my phillies been looking?
>>144947739always interesting how hapas are chameleons, she looks pretty white in the top left one especially
>a gay pursed lips she
trea turner got a hit. What is going on?
I'm from the future. Strikeout.
>330 million dollar ground out
>shit pissper
Philliesbros how do I stop myself from getting pissed off?
>it's real and spectacularkek
fraudper more like
Mets bros, this has been a kino series, but we can all laugh at the barfidoos. >barfshaha oh no no no
>shit sharper
>>144947783kinda wished I was captured by aliens and forced to breed thousands of different women to see what all the babies looked like. I'm a geneticist at heart
Dude, crossfire.
>>144947804Beat your wife.
>>144947804you're a philly sports fan this is just how it is
>>144947804By getting pissed on, much like how your team is right now against the Mets pitching with guys in scoring position for the nth time
>reeses pieces pulled pork BBQ
>>144947804yuengling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbUxJYk4BnkBasedboy on the right is the average mets fanGirl in the middle is typical Dodgers fanChad on the left = typical yankees fan
Nola gonna get crushed second time around the order
>>144947811>1986>2008Yikes...
>>144947825reesies peesies
I went to school with a gook broad named Ying Ling
>>144947798>>144947807>>144947813screencapped for later
So far looking good aside the one Turner hit
>>144947828Yuengling might be my favorite beer
>>144947825do not want
pay your fair share
>>144947825goyslop (deranged)
Fightin’s we’re supposed to have the 2009 rematch…
>>144947804Go out and fuck a male prostitute, then back to church to try to pray the gay away and for a Philly win
>>144947835Soon gonna be >2008>2021
my Chadres would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>144947804Take it up the ass like a Mets fan.
>singlekwab
>>144947844was she hot?
>Alvarez Best looking New Yorker
If Nola gets through inning 3 he always settles down. But the first three innings are always scary
>>144947851Chocolate BBQ sauce is one of those things that sounds gross, but is actually really good, but having literal chunks of chocolate in there is insane
They are hitting Nola. Won't be long before he gives up another bomb
I’ve gooooot sunshine On a cloudy dayyyyyy
>>144947804Vomit on a little girl sitting in front of you.
Nola playing like the game in that postseason game last season.
>>144947864Lmao ok bro. Phillies said the same thing 2 years ago.
Course home run derby designated pitcher Nola shows up today.
CROOSFIRE
Do people really change their vote based of a campaign ad shown during a baseball game? Are there even people still undecided at this point?
>>144947861why does this turn me on
>>144947814true desu
dumb ugly cucksucker alvarez 5 foot little bitch look like a goblin stupid ugly face cnat throw cant do shit just get lucky he eats shit
>>144947880Looks good to be honest.
>>144947897I’m undecided because I just flip a coin in the booth
>>144947858Is every food you see "goyslop"
>>144947897If a candidate endorsed my team I would vote for them
>>144947894Phillies mistake was not facing the Brewers in any of those two years. Speaking which, their 2008 and the Braves 2021 world series wins involved them beating the Brewers. And guess what the Mets did this year eh?
fuck the mests
>>144947909yes, and that includes fruit and vegetables
METSMETETTUTOUTwhen you see it...
>>14494789775% of this country is retarded
>>144947914Gay molested bong who seethes at New York has arrived
dumb fat little taco ugly peckerfaced pussy earringed gay boy
Nimmo gonna hit a dinger here to further the Nola unraveling
Get that mf off the mound
>>144947882>>144947888He really struggles in the 4th inning for whatever reason.
I think the Phillies are going to get shut out
>>144947888nah if he implodes its in the first 3. he'll go 5 or 6 with just the homer
>>144947925what?
nimmo cheating shit running outside the basepath while alvarez wipes his ass with his bare hand
Nola is gonna settle in and retire 15 straight. He looks good, even the Alonso homer was a decent pitch. So this will be 1-0 until the 8th inning
>>144947942Twas a matter of not if, only when.
why do taco bell commercials look like they were produced by blackedraw?
>>144947947the runner establishes his own basepath, chud
I LOVE GAMBLING
>Nola somehow settles after the 4th inning>Phillies offense repeat game one except they get shut outSame as it ever was.>>144947847Pretty much expected them to do this again for the 3rd year in a row.
>>144947909no and I think it's pretty obvious what qualifies frankly
>>144947947>>144947928>>144947901Troll got ya boilin?
TRENTON LOVES THE METS
>>144947901Seething
>>144947969look at that little guy go
>>144947969what a clever lad
Good AB by Nick
>mets
>100 million dollar flyout
KEK BOHM
based white tyrone!
>>144947995post the one dollar hotdogs night from the phillies. Mold all over the buns.
amazin
Phillies are a disgrace to America.
K W A BWAB
THE WHITEST TYRONE
EAT SHIT GREEDY FUCK NO 2ND FOR YOU
Absolutely elite defensive play all around
just awful baserunning
>>144946873bohm is such a fucking retard
What is he doing. He's going to be benched again.
>>144948026average phillies fan
>He doesn’t intentionally swing at bad pitches to get the opposing pitcher’s count up and waste his time Learn ball, kid.
>White Tyrone >still fucks ya like a prison bitch
he's getting his ass chewed in the dugout lel
Bohm? More like BUM, LMAO GOTTEM
>blaming bohm because the CF made the perfect barehanded pick and throw on a clear doublephilly fans are so fucking dumb
Bohm voyage retard
>115 million dollar flyout
Phillies kill themselves with dumb mistakes
>>144947995>free penicillin doseAntibiotic use in american food is just out of control
still counts as a single
what the fuck is it with women and all the FUCKING CUSHIONS?
>>144948050Gotta go fast faggot
>>144948050And he was barely out. If he's safe, it's "great hustle". They are retarded.
>>144948050this. It was a double until marte made the perfect throw
>>144946873Shit teams
>that fuckin cocksucker Mike Shildt’s third baseman, I can’t even say his name
>>144948071Where did you get this drawing of me?
If Kamala was for mandatory trans surgeries for immigrants she’d be on to something
These announcers really the mets
>>144948051dry as fuck potato probably from being lodged in a gay braves ass for 6 months
>Free inmate sex changesPhilly fans finally have a chance at transitioning
Could we see a Jeff pinch scenario this game?
>just one drink honey
>"KAMALA IS FOR THEY/THEM, TRUMP IS FOR YOU!"Alright that's pretty good
>Kamala is for they/themKino ad.
>>144947705>>144947665i will give her a 75% white 25% asian 100% mets fan daughter
>>144948105That'll be $50 plus tip.
Let’s go pumpkin Pete
>>144948105Seems like you would spend more time eating if you were to purchase one of these.
>>144948078*taylor
>>144948120a literal retard
Alonso looks like Francis Dolarhyde
>>144948105
>>144948109Any man who doesn't vote for Trump is a homo.
>>144948131>he doesn’t have a wife to go pumpkin picking withKWAB
"alec bohm found dead on phillies team bus"
>>144948138Are you going to vote for Trump? Or are you a homo?
were the mets a good team this year?
>>144948122>he eats the garnishesgood god Americans have no class
those last three pitches were pretty nasty
sit down FAGGOT
>>144948105for me? it's the olive, mini corn, green bean, asparagus, and button mushroom
sit down you dumb oaf
>>144948154The Mets were this years 2022 Phillies. Only difference is they're gonna actually win the world series.
>>144948151>simping this hard for a man in a different countryDo bongs really?
>>144948151Yes, I'm voting for him. I'm not really Romanian. My dedicated IP gives me that flag.
>>144948177of course they do
>>144948157There are several full sized sandwiches on top of that drink anon.
finally able to hop in the game threaddid I miss any funposting?
>>144948138I’d rather get called a homo from a fucking retarded euro than go through another 4 trump years full of racism, transphobia, and political instability.
>castrate illegal aliens>make mest owner steve cohen pay his fair sharesounds based
>>144948177Take it easy on him, he was molested at secondary school. You should’ve seen the tirade he went on about college sports yesterday.
just throw sinkers inside to RH thats what i do in the show and i break like 30 bats a game
>>144948181Certified homosexual trump supporter
>>144948189just because it’s a sandwich doesn’t mean you have to eat it fattie. Those are decorative accoutrements
>>144947966So do you only eat salads or something? Boring!
>>144948207Based
spit on that thang HAWK TUAH
SECOND DECK BOMB
>>144948211is she a jew or puerto rican?
WINKER LET EM KNOW
>>144948207
Jesse Winker fucks ya!
it's over
holy moly winker crushed that ball
>>144948211DENTAL PLAN
>>144948211Honie on the left is looking fine
PHILLIES SUCK!!!!
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO
Winker fucks ya in the ass
AND THEY ALL KNOW JESSE IS DYNAMITETHEY’RE RIGHT
And there it is.>Philthie kek
>>144948177The British are an American Vassal State so they have a vested interest in who becomes President.
>>144948207>4 trump years full of racism, transphobia, and political instability
>>144948259BASED Control poster
BRUSH YOUR TEETH YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT OOOOOH YOU SCORED A RUN ACT LIKE YOUVE BEEN HERE BEFORE OH WAIT AHAHA METS WILL STILL LOSE THIS GAME
>>144948107Trump is for (((Them)))
>>144948244WINKER NEED BRACES
>>144948207I hope your mother gets gangraped and mutilated by mexicans right in front of you. That's what you're voting for. Your AIDS can't kill you fast enough I swear
>>144948154Jesus christ google image search is so USELESS now. It's just trying to sell me the top she's wearing instead of finding her name. What a garbage site
>>144948207Funny because the last four Biden years were exactly just that
>votingdidn’t realize you guys were retarded.
>>144948273It’s actually just from chewing tobacco.also winker gapes ya LGM
>people will blame Nola for 2 runs>Phillies haven't scored
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why doesn't nola...just not throw meatballs? is he stupid?
PARTY HARDPARTY HARDPARTY HARD
>>144948268>>144948277>>144948285Seethe more I will make sure Pennsylvania swings blue
>>144948207This man is based beyond belief.
>>144948254Based, new gaysconsin is a pro Mets meme chuds
>>144948131What's your problem?
>>144948211>goblins on either side of her
>>144948295But the guy who diddled those girls made the Vote or Die campaign.
what's your favorite candy?
>PARTY HARD>PARTY HARD>PARTY HARD
>>144948314>Girls
>>144948211post the tummy tums
Mets fans are weird fr shut up.
Imagine voting unironically I can’t even lmao you’d have to be an actual board certified fucking moron to do that ahahahahahahahahahahaHa
>>144948211Me on the right
>>144948295seriously imagine being a votecuck
>>144948301Ok and?
>>144948305Based. Stay strong anon. Don’t let the trumpcels get to you
>>144948322He made them into girls after when he was done with em
>>144948318Twizzlers but only when I am at the movies with a hot woman
reminder that if you vote for either Trump or Kamala you are consenting to every single decision the winner makes in office, don't vote
>>144948318reesey's pee sees
>>144948318Boston baked beans, the big fresh ones not the shitty rock hard ones in the red box
>>144948211Ffs she's cute
>not being a convicted felon Do votefags seriously?
>not votingit's like you fags don't even want to pull that sweet sweet polling place granny cooch
>>144948318Mike and Ike zours
Holy shit, 5th inning already
>Austin Lays a strikeout
Why is Hays still in?
>>144948354this nigga eatin beans
>>144948318Peanut m&m's
>>144948305Josh Shapiro will do that
>>144948340Twizzlers are the ultimate movie candy
>>144948358I was never caught but I don't vote out of solidarity with my less criminally gifted brothers
>>144948282Inside of her left wrist.
>>144948222>destitute NEET sees food and reacts angrily
>>144948318Mike & Ike originals >>144948361Still based
Awful ABs, what the fuck are they doing?
we have arrived at the philly-swinging-like-retards part of the ballgame
citifield looks like fucking mordor
Phillies have given up.It's over bros.
we need bakespie
fuck this semen slurping teamfuck this semen slurping sport
>>144948399>>144948400Just Hays, Sosa, and Rojas being Hays, Sosa, and Rojas. Maybe the Phills can fix those holes in the next offseason after when the Mets win it all this year.
>>144948364Makes a snooze from california snoozefest
I hate this laughing RSV commercial
>>144948411
>brown yellow team (padres) wins WS>black/asian woman (mala) wins presidencyhmmdoes make you thinkpredictive programming..
>>144948412rojas shouldn't be expected to produce hitshays doesn't have that dawg in himsosa should not have replaced stott who helped to win game 2 with a yuge rbi
>>144948430Agree on all points
>>144948430>1-2-3 through the top of the order
No idea why Nola is frustrated, this is not a bad performance on his part
Mets are blessed what the fuck.
