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Series tied 1-1
LAD: Buehler (victim of theft)
S D: King (victim of regicide)

Highlights:
Potential fight
Ohtani-san
Discussions about food
Anime girls
Real girls (except that one poster)
Outcome prediction
SD 64.7% LA 35.3%

Injury Report

Los Angeles Dodgers
NAME, POS STATUS EST. RETURN DATE
Brent Honeywell RP 15-Day IL Oct 11
Brusdar Graterol RP 15-Day IL Oct 11
Kevin Kiermaier CF Day-To-Day Oct 13
Tony Gonsolin SP 60-Day IL Oct 13
Connor Brogdon RP 60-Day IL Oct 13

San Diego Padres
NAME, POS STATUS EST. RETURN DATE
Mason McCoy SS 10-Day IL Oct 13
Stephen Kolek RP 60-Day IL Oct 13
Ha-Seong Kim SS 10-Day IL
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peasants in the middle ages worked less than modern wage earners
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Game doesn’t start for another hour and 20 minutes
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>>144950007
Chadres. We are the villains. MF Doom.
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>>144950066
keep us posted
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>we don't like your kind, paco
>this is now our stadium
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LET'S GO PADGERS
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padres ownership is right for not wanting doyers fans in their stadium. Padres fans at least have white people in the cheap seats
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GO DODGERS!!
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>>144950376
serves one (1) american
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This series is over.
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Sinister
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>this fucking series
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>>144950007
Doyers!
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Gonna stock up at In-N-Out Burger before the game. You guys want anything? You Padrebros can have some too.
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>>144950706
Double double animal style, fries, and a vanilla milkshake, thanks
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>>144950706
Double double with no tomatoes, mustard fried: well done fries and a large coke. Thanks my guy
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I can’t wait to watch fans commit various acts of violence and or general disorderly conduct tonight.
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Sounds like a race horse pissin in there
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Finn D’Troleo, my arch nemesis
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west coast baseball was a mistake
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>>144950655
This is what spite looks like from him.
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I don’t miss the national anthem
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Royals
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Dodgers will win
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>>144950813
Panama is right for once
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>>144950846
Who is this semen demon
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>>144950872
That’s me, I’m a girl btw
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You now remember the frank flemmings all being upset the Mets lost out on Y2 and every "big name"
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>>144950846
There’s got to be more than one spicy latinks to post
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>>144950706
double animal style burger plain
also stop at dq and get me a large reese's cup blizzard
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*enters thread*
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>>144950896
That is fucking 40th street or 33rd, and some random ass spanish woman who cant speak english is wondering what the fuck this purple thing is
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So why IS Mookie Betts struggling, bros?
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>>144950941
no dawg in him
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>>144950914
Who is this semen demon?
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>>144950941
Bluechew sponsor pulled out
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Mookies numbers declined right when he got caught using the Apple Watch hmmm
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>>144950941
Hates Ohtani and is throwing on purpose
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>>144950941
He's struggling? Doesn't seem like it.
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>>144950941
he'd rather be bowling
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>>144950914
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Based Big Papi spitting facts
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>>144950941
Same as all Dodgers, regular season champs
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DO YOU THANG
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>>144950941
He read my posts about him
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>>144950947
charlotte mckinney
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>>144950941
The curse of the 2018 Apple watches
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>>144950655
Who is this semen demon?
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>>144950941
Came back from injury too early and the hugbox environment he's in doesn't help.
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Now Dave Roberts knows manny wasn’t serious
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>>144950990
I know this girl, she went to my high school. She used to have the most kino goon bait picture like 10 years ago but she deleted it.
>>144950846
sauce
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What radio station will the game be on? I don't want to sit in front of the TV
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doyers
this ballclub is soft as charmin, no wonder they can't get it done outside of the covid season
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"If this happens, we're probably going to thank Manny Machado for getting us going."
~Dave "Alex Cora" Roberts
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Doyers lose, Roberts needs to go.
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>>144951034
>manufacture bullshit drama
>preemptively claim it as a reason for your success
Lmao it is fucking over for LA
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>>144951013
trust me you don’t want it
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The dickless doyers
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Whoever wins this gets the honors to be gaped by the Mets in the NLCS.
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>>144951028
That's not what 999Nole said
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shit teams, only watching for the inevitable brawl and stadium riot
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What are you eating during the game?
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He keeps saying “Sandeo” instead of San Diego
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>>144951119
Pic related is on the way right now
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>>144951125
how big is her cock?
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Why does no one post Padres hoes?
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>>144951119
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>>144951142
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“He’s having fun like a wrestler” A. Rod
Get this dude some visine, he’s high as a kite
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DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
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>>144951142
doyerfags have nothing to say so they're just spamming
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>>144951174
I hate the dodgers I’m just keep the thread bumped and there’s hardly any padres hoes
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>>144950941
Got addicted to strokes when he was bowling and now can't get past it.
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>>144951189
you don't have to constantly keep the gamethread bumped due.
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Latinas are so cute bros
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ready for heroics
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>wearing air jordans with a suit and tie
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>>144951212
soulless
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>bakersfield thot spammer is back
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>>144951214
she has a very cute face, but i saw her naked in that one movie and her body looked weird
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almost out of Dodger thots
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good
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>>144951230
She's gotten older but she's still sexy and honestly provided the girl is relatively fit and isn't obese I will take a great face over a great body.
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>game delayed because fights already breaking out
Damn
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>>144951233
lol just kidding
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let's go Walker
we need you to step up bud
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>>144951251
Don't lie. Lies make baby Jesus cry.
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>>144951212
ready for some RISPs
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>>144951086
This. The real winner is going to be the loser of this series since they don't have to embarrassed by the meme magic of the Mets and McDonalds alliance on live television.
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remember to grab a bite to eat so you don't get hangry!
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A BALL THROWN BY MANNY MACHADO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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how many stabbings will there be tonight?
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pretty fuckin cringe game 3 intro
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Nice to watch a game with no stress
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The fuck did big papi just say? god damn
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>>144951316
You were stressing out your easiest win of the post season so far?
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I've got TRUCKS for tonight's gladiators.
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Can't wait to watch golden boy.
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Holy shit Petco Park is fucking insane right now.
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look at all those pacos
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>>144951346
yes
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>>144951316
wtf do you mean that last game was a slam dunk
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JOE DAVIS!
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https://discord.gg/spcord
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I look like John Smoltz
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>0 for 10
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>>144951348
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>>144951362
kys
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>>144951358
wtf is wrong with his ears lmaoooooooooooo
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This niggas ears goddamn fuckin Obama ears
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here's the lineups
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ONE COMMERCIAL BREAK AWAY
SHOHEI OHTANI
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Hello it's me Bob Costas I have murdered Joe Davis and am now taking his spot as play-by-play commentator
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Kiss the ring, poodre fans
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Is Walker Buehler supposed to do well this outing or are expectations still kind of low for him?
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>Fraudy Freeman
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what kind of beer are we drinking tonight ladies?
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>>144951356
are you a fan of any team? i was stressed at 0-0, bro, my asshole doesnt unclench until the 27th out
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Hopefully Buehler doesn’t get robbed on the way to the mound
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>>144951406
God bless you Bob.
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hey doyer thot spammer is back!
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John smoltz teeth look like his gums are bleeding or he just drank a huge orange Fanta its fucking gross
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>>144951419
yes i'm a giants fan and they haven't played meaningful baseball since 2021
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Dodgers fans, I attended my first game at your stadium this year and bought a pin for my collection. For some reason they sell a pin that is a cop car with the dodgers logo on it, can someone explain why?

>>144951406
Would be legitimately amazing.
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>>144951409
>half season, fake ws, but double the ring
lmao what a bunch of phonies
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>>144951412
who knows? he flashes effectiveness but the command still comes and goes.
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no fat bitch is swimming like that
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How are we feeling about King?
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>>144951374
Least the Dodgers didn't do what the Phillies are about to do yet again.
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Fuck Ken Rosenthal
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>>144951444
a ring is a ring :^)
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Ken Rosenthal is a cuck, Machado should knock his stupid ass out
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i root for whichever team has more white people in the stands
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>same game parlay featuring ohtani
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>>144951480
so no one?
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Should hit Ohtani here to send a message
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FTD
BLA
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and we're off
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>>144951479
it's true I fucked his wife
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>strike one you stupid jap
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>>144951480
HOOOOOOOO BOY
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>>144951454
Fluke game against a shit team
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Why is Phtani batting leadoff/
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Cant wait to see l/a/troons seethe after Machado hits a HR
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Golden boy is here
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we got santa behind home plate
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ump shit starting already
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The I-5 series
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>>144951489
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Outani
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how many batters till Ohtani?
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Dadgels
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>strikeoutani
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>that will be a deferred 700m plus tip
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OHTRANNY
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how many batters until ohtani?
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>>144951500
Cause then he might have the chance to hit even more on a national broadcast. This is the SHOWhei
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>>144951500
He told Roberts he's afraid of batting with RISP.
I am not joking.
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>>144951517
>>144951524
8
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>8 batters until Ohtani
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Ohtani up in 8 batters!
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K
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EIGHT BATTERS AWAY
SHOHEI OHTANI
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why make ohtani lead off lmfao
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>>144951524
8
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W A S H E D
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>>144951514
that's my president
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>>144951538
He does have 50+ steals.
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Good luck padres
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>700 million
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0-1ani
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its over
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>Eightani
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He really did it
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mooooook
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MOOKIEEEEEEEEEE
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MOOOOOOOOOOKIE
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UMPCHADS WWA?
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MOOKIE

CATCH THAT PROFALACTIC FAGGOT!
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MOOKIE DID SOMETHING
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>PROSHIT

SHOULDA CAUGHT THAT YOU SHIT
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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its literally over
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NOT THIS TIME NIGGER
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mookie did something
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>>144951517
>>144951524
now 7
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EXEUNT DOOKIE BUTTS
ENTER MOOKIE BETTS
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DON'T LET THE ZESTMASTER GET HOT
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>after further review, fan interference
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PROFAR DOES IT AGAIN
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can that goofy nog just play baseball
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>same spot as sunday
this is literally a fuck you to profar LMAO
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kek what the fuck
eat shit profar LOL
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It begins
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run the bases monkey wtf are you doing
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DO IT AGAIN
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I CAUGHT IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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absolute memery
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thats a good omen if ive ever seen one
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Baseball is nuts
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ALLLLLLMOST. This is gonna be a fun game.
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Dads will score three in the first and order will be restored
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Somebody throw a banana at Profar
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>Padres choking
And there goes the only team that could've stopped the Mets world series run.
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Nice job by the fans not interfering
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>scoring a run is like winning the WS for mookie
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Mookie heard you talking shit
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>>144951604
Me on the left
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Should have been auto out since he ran into the infield grass
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>>144951621
this so much this
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>>144951627
I saw that on mlb gameday and assumed it was foul
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>>144951415
coors banquet
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lol and I was shit talking Mook so much.
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dookie butts looks completely overmatched on a fastball so you throw him 4 sliders in a row
YA GET WHAT YA FUCKIN DESERVE!
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Butt Munchy
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make this faggot work!
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>Dave Roberts batting Ohtani leadoff
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>>144951621
doyerputo players are weakminded
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>0-2 count
>proceed to walk the batter
Interesting approach by King
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Being able to bet on the speed of each pitch is the most degenerate shit I've ever seen
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fonky moncy
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good patience Teo
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>>144951636
1-23 is still prime shit talk material
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>>144951634
literally the worst shit why are you doing that to yourself?
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>>144951617
>implying Ferris Buehler won't get lit up like usual
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GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
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Cheers Doyerbros
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MARKET OPEN FOR
>O/U 0.5 PROFAR CHIMPS OUT
TAKE YOUR PICKS ANONS
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snoop fatigue
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>>144951620
Fan should have helped bolster Profar's glove and direct the ball into it.
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press s to spit on Profar
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>buehler time
uh oh
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>>144951638
>what's a slider?
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>>144951651
its like roulette
the numbers go from 0 to 36
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>>144951651
Norm MacDonald talked about the most degenerate gambling he ever did was betting on each pitch so the jews just ran with the idea
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>>144951657
3 walks in game 1 and a home run robbed. it's not like he'd been useless so far this series.
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>>144951665
Under since they're at home.
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brown and yellow
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>buehler
dios mio i cannot watch this
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>>144951665
>>144951671
s
always over
he might even cry again. little faggot
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Don't forget to get your booster shot, goy
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Please hold it together on defense
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>>144951672
buehler..... buehler..... buehler......
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>>144951621
Winning the world series is like winning the world series for mookie
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haha time for poohler
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I can’t wait until snoop dogg dies and we are free from seeing him everywhere. there I said it
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on the bump for the dodgers is fucker shitler
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is it just me or do the padres uniforms look like a yankees uniform got dunked in a porta potty full of piss and shit?
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why is the game orange?
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Based eggman
>>144951696
this but john legend
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TOMMY
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>>144951683
What did they mean by this?
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>>144951675
its like a cutter or a fastball or a sinker or slutter or idk it's just a pitch ok?????
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>>144951696
people that smoke the marijuanas live 100+ years
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M O X I E
O
X
I
E
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EGGMAN!
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>>144951705
Mexico filter
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i think the padres uniforms look pretty good
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>>144951705
because they were all yellow
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>>144951705
FS1 uses some dog's ass HDR encoding and I can't get it to look right on my TV either
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>>144951719
holy cringe
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>postseason avg of 0.643
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>>144951719
Me on the left
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>>144951691
reminder: mookie has only hit over .300 or 1.000 OPS once in his career, he hit .350 and 1.090 that year. it was 2018 with the Boston Apple Watches
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>>144951705
glad im not the only one
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>>144951719
>emojis
boomers are cringe
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>>144951721
i also like watersports and scat
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Ohtani beats pro.
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walker buehlers back
based or cringe
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Is this the game thread
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>>144951660
ahem
bud light best cheap 4.2%
coors banquet best cheap 5%
modelo negro best cheap 5% import
guinness best cheap 4% import
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>>144951705
goddammit didn't notice it until you mentioned it. why you gotta open your fat fucking mouth
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>>144951719
this is unironically better with the soijack
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>3 for 14
mid at best
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>>144951617
>imagine wanting to see the Mets stopped

They are the sovl kino squad, nigga
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piss&shit
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>>144951743
literal Mexico flag tier
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>>144951743
Message based, tattoos cringe
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>>144951719
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> FS1 muting crowd noises

Ass. It’s fucking loud there. But I guess we get to listen to more of this dogshit broadcast so that’s fine. Cool
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Bauer would bootyblast these padres
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>>144951704
It's because they are.
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>>144951749
Pacifico mogs cheap import 4%
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Yeah the superimposed ads definitely aren’t annoying at all
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>>144951749
banquet is unironically just a great beer. i only like belgian ales more than banquet
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San Diego offense looking fierce tonight
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MR IRRELEVANT PROSHIT
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good start Walker
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>easy 1 2 3 inning
surprising
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>>144951752
better statline than ohtranny
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>>144951743
How can he identify as black?
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>>144951743
Based
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>>144951759
this
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>>144951749
Imagine drinking any of that low class piss lol
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>>144951749
Guinness sucks in the US
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>>144951779
Oh he's so irrelevant that you're crying over him KEK
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>>144951743
religion is inherently cringe
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>>144951763
The sound mixing for these playoffs has been terrible. TBS made Yankee stadium sound like a library
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kek mr irrelevant
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>>144951767
I miss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
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Why haven't there been any fights yet? Baseball truly is dead
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>>144951749
>modelo
for me, its Pacifico, plus modelo is made in the US technically
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>>144951415
yuengling
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Is Jurickson Profar one of those Dominicans that one anon is always on about?
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Althea nize
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>>144951799
*tips fedora*
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>>144951805
>>144951767
bauer did nothing wrong except putting his dick in crazy and be a weirdo
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for me it's a local Märzen
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>>144951753
>Mets and Mcdonalds
>Sovl
I think not.
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>>144951799
>religion is inherently cringe
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>>144951810
>modelo is made in the US technically
no it's not
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>>144951799
muh lady
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>>144951825
and there it is
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He never had the makings of a farsiga athlete
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Go Chadres! Just got home, saw the mookster HR. That's good for him, hope he finds his stride back. Keep it at 1 run lead boys.
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>>144951825
I hope he learned the most valuable lesson in life>>144951818
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For me it's Alesmith .394
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orel clone
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>>144951825
Sometimes a crazy teammate is just too much and Bauers was that type of player.
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The fresh prince of chavez ravine
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>god is real
>just read this book written by mets fans
yeah i don't think so
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all beer gives you gyno tits
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Which one you ordering?
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>>144951835
Got confused with Tecate my bad
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>>144951870
Dodger dog
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>>144951868
post wrist
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>>144951857
get Lincecum vibes from him also
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>>144951774
Agreed. I would rather drink Trapist tripels all day. But coors banquet is cheap and available.
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>>144951870
‘go ‘og
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>>144951870
all i need is a modest line of ketchup. no zigzags.
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MANNY MACHIMPO COMING UP

STRIKE HIM OUT BUTANE
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>>144951870
Both of these are sandwiches
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ITS MAGACHADO TIME
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I can't find beer under $1/beer even in the 24 pack cases anymore
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Doggies gotta score, next time. One run isn't gonna cut it.
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please god machimpo HR+ bat flip into dodgers dugout right at roberts
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>>144951900
hit him and watch him cry like a bitch
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>>144951870
>ketchup
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>>144951870
if I have to choose between these two i'm going doyer dog
ketchup should never be served on a sausage
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'go 'app 'za
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>>144951885
The other day I was arguing with someone that Madbum was better than Lincecum which is a fact but the guy got really upset
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Good 1,2,3 inning King! A Manny pimp out HR would be so kino.
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If the Padres get a lead, they won’t relinquish it. Doyers need more runs
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>>144951889
Why is the whiskey drinking guy dressed more fruity than the gay guys?
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>>144951904
DOGERS BLESS
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>>144951903
imagine not being a flyover chad
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>>144951911
>>144951914
where the fuck are you from? ive never heard of someone hating on ketchup on a hotdog before the fuck
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put a fastball right on machimpo's ribs buehler!
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>>144951922
I like a Manny double followed by a NLROY Merrill HR.
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>>144951901
looks like a taco to me
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>>144951918
'sting
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MaCHADo time
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>>144951925
why are you gay for ohtranny?
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>>144951930
ketchup is a condiment for children, mustard is the way after age like 9.
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>>144951927
yeah I can get a 30 rack of natty light for 18 or 19 dollars.
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Why so many Trust & Will commercials?
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For me it’s some imported kraut beer
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I can help that black qt get her finances in check
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>>144951954
>he eats yellow mustard
cringe
>>
PITCH CLOCK VIOLATION
BALL ONE
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>>144951954
why not both?
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>>144951954
answer the question fucker
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>>144951870
I'm going to make an authentic Doyer Dog one of these days
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>>144951954
>he’s never had jalapeño ketchup
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>>144951930
Ketchup is for burgers and fries, NOT for hotdogs or sausages of any kind.

>t. San Diegan originally from Illinois
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V I O L A T I O N
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aw poor baby can't hear the pitch comm?? :(
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>>144951968
at a game if that's the only one they have there but when i grill dogs at home i use real brown mustard
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BALL
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Based MaCHADo
Ball doesn't lie
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Kino
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>>144951930

>He doesn't know ketchup doesn't go on a hot dog
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>>144951983
shut up pollack
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>Emmanuel Manly
>ground ball thru the hole
>The 'crowd' goes wild
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>>144951930
i will only use ketchup for fries and even then sparingly. it's usually very bad
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Merrill madness time.
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LETS GO M'CHUDDO
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ill-annoy
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For me it's staying sober eating well and lifting weights during evening baseball
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What team is Strauss?
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The prestigious Dodgers are not losing a series to the crappy padres.
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>>144952016
>>
>FAGGY SHEEMAN
>>
OH NONONONONONONONONO
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>>144952011
What a fag.
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Did you see the footwork by that ball girl? She had great fundamentals.

>>144952015
I think I'm gonna get on my rower while watching the game.
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>>144951983
shut the fuck up moron nobody cares about your faggy flyover rules
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>frauddie fraudman
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>doyers
>>
Freddie lol
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DOGGIE DOOS
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144952015
Goals desu
Just poured another cup of the old Cab, my indian (dot) food is on the delivery, they closed my gym and I can't put a bench in my one room bug man apartment
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144952032
Illinois isn't flyover thoughever.
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the padres are sooo fucking based lmao
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>Doyers fundies
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>running out of the baseline
GO UMPS!
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HES LITERALLY ON THE GRASS AHHAHAHA WHAT?
>>
KWAB
W
A
B
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>faggie she-man
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>Fraudie Fraudman
Braves fans are celebrating his downfall
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>>144952039
I want a 4060ti and some computer parts please, santa.
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DON'T GET IT TWISTED
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Wait do padres do the Trump Fight as their celly?
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>>144952039
I would like a gift card to my favorite steakhouse. Thanks, Santa!
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>>144952039
I just want a nice BJ for Christmas. Not from you though Santa, one of the elves
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>beaning Machado on the throw to 2nd
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>DOYERPACO FIELDING
>>
It's a wrap
>>
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOO HAhahahahahahaha
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>doyers defense

OH NO NO NO NO
>>
KWAB
>>
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH
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Killed by a poverty franchise. Lul!
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Lmao Dodgers Defense!!!
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LOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOL
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>Poohler
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What the fuck is this shit FUCKING FOCUS
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UH OH STINKY
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Aren't you out when you run out of the base path onto the grass?
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Doyers are SHOOK
Love to see it
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my sides are in orbit
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>fielders are totally worthless
>"better go give Walker a talking to..."
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Doyers thought they were going to keep the lead lol
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>>144952043
It literally is, people fly over it all the time.
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Stinkyyyyyyyy
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MICKEY MOUSE TEAM
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GO FOR THE JUGULAR. I WANT TO SHED DOYER BLOOD.
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>doyers
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doyers absolutely fucking shook lmao
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nice attempt at field, dodgers. Looking like co-ed softball team in their first game of the season.
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>>144952087
answer the question
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Poor Buhler. That last injury really fucked him up
>>
look Ohtani if you want to win the world series you need to be out there fielding
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>>144952086
yeah its buehlers fault they got 0 outs on a tailor-made double play ball
>>
Doyers defense falling apart again
>>
>doyers
>>
LMAOing from Des Moines
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Umpchads, how we feeling?
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>>144952006
Manny's single was complete game changer thoughever
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Holy fuck that was atrocious.
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>>144952102
Cubs
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>>144952031
Based
>>144952040
I gotta do it in my garage so it's cold as fuck or hot as fuck half the year but, worth
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>>144952105
incorrect, chicago is one of the largest hubs in the USA
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>Doyers imploding
Right on queue. Now all the Padres have to do is hold the urge back of making another rap diss track for the Mets and then they're world series bound.
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>who’s the beaner now manny!?
>>
should have been called out when he ran off baseline and into the infield grass to get hit by that ball
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This atmosphere is wild. Can the fans keep it up
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freemans like 200
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Roberts needs to be fired. How can this team be so unprepared every single post season under this guy's watch?
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Not sure I can watch this much longer
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WEW
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>doyers
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50-50 should be investigated after this season. Ohtani must have took steroids.
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HE SHOULD BE SUSPENDED HOW DARE HE THROW A BALL AT AN OPPONENT IN RETALIATION

MANFRED DO SOMETHING
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>>144952143
that's not a rule
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>>144952066
One time i read a porn comic where someone wished Santa for sex, but then through Santa's magic, Santa himself got TGed into a beautiful busty woman and then had sex with the guy
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>>144952143
your baseline isn't established until the fielder starts to throw the ball, that's what he was watching for
>>
LOOOOL
>>
FUCK OHTANI
>>
its over
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
lol lmao even
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I'm pretty sure a runner is automatically out when he steps on the infield grass outside the basepath, but fuck LA lol
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>>144952149
Beisbol is random, look at the Braves
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The absolute state of Dodger fielding
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>>144952149
Freddie and Rojas gave away 2 free outs
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its over
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM BRO. YESSSSS
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The Dodgers keep finding new ways to embarrass themselves in the post-season
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>San Diego chanting USA against the dodgers
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doggies wtf
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DOGGIE DOOS
>>
DOGGIE DOOS THOUGHT DOOKIE BUTTS WAS SIGNALING THE WINDS OF CHANGE, NOTHING EVER CHANGES
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Ohtani is 2 batters away
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>>144952146
Yes. San Diego is unironically one of the best ballparks and fanbases in the country.
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>>144952087
WELCOME TO THE DODGERS PLAYOFFS SWEDEN
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>LA Shitstains

KWAB
W
A
B
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These announcers sound so dejected again lmao.
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I wish my phillies could play smol bawl but I don't think they're allowed to
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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See you at Citi Padres
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>>144952157
maybe, but mostly it was juiced balls in garbage time

he had TWO game deciding runs, that's it
>>
Padres vs Mets. Holy kino
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>>144952184
They're never gonna recover from this debacle.
>>
David Peralta is still playing?
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at least i dont live in chula vista where all poodres fans live
>>
Fuck you doing dude? What's a first baseman doing that far off base?
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>>144952177
I'm pretty sure you're retarded
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>>144952149
Corporate seat filler, checks the right DEI boxes
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>>144952209
Little bro series!
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No refunds enjoy 4 more seasons of Freeman
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Dodgers should trade Freddie and Mookie.
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Buehler has nothing tonight. WTF
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THEY CAN'T GET AN OUT
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Another fucking infield hit
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>Reaching bump limit in the second inning
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>>144952209
See you there bro (us pads will probably lose but hopefully itll still be fun)
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>THAT FUCKING ANIMAL MACHADO RAN SIX INCHES ONTO THE INFIELD GRASS, WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!!!
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1.6 Billion off season
>1.6 Billion off season
1.6 Billion off season
>1.6 Billion off season
1.6 Billion off season
>1.6 Billion off season
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when the fuck is ohtani getting arrested?
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>Poojas
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holy kek
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Dodgers choking on CHADres balls
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love me small ball
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Is this nigga gonna make it out of the 2nd inning?
>>
This is awful what they are doing to a Black pitcher
>>
If even Cronenworth is hitting the Dodgers are truly fucked
>>
freddie expensiveman
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>>144952087
Welcome to playoff doyer baseball
>>
Send him straight to OKC.
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>>144952245
4th inning
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>>144952255
No. He's cooked and should be cut in the off-season.
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>>144952166
wrong
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>>144952221
>haha at least I don’t life somewhere nice!
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>>144952087
kek first time?
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I cannot wait for the /sp/ spam when this fraudulent organization is eliminated and newfag Ohtani dickriders finally figure out how baseball works
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L/A/TROONS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144952256
Jack flaherty is the black one
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Tie the noose vtube watchers
>>
Maybe 2 Tommy Johns was a sign you should retire
>>
nu?
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>>144952253
Lmao Roberts thinking about pulling pitcher, but can't pull the entire infield.
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>>144952087
Faggot who hates baseball, this is your fault
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>stalling
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>>144952224
no, that's the rule. the baserunner establishes his own basepath, as long as he is advancing towards the base he can take any angle he wants. veering out of the path only comes into effect when the fielder makes an attempt at a throw or a tag, until then the runner can do whatever they want. there is no designated width and no set baseline except for running towards first base.
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>>144952287
in a few
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>>144952284
answer the damn question
>>
Higgy blast on the next pitch
>>
頑張れ東岡さん
>>
>dave roberts
>stanley cup
pick one
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what is this stalling bullshit
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>>144952307
from that crowd reaction i thought you were right kek
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>>144952087
Aren't you lucky to be a dodgers fan?
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>>144952307
almost
>>
Nu
>>144952315
>>
knew?
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SMOL BALL
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>>144952313
90 percent of the zoomies here won't get this
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>>144952322
>dodgers fan
he's a cuck, he will cheer for whatever team ohtranny is on
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>bye teams
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cry beaners lol. stinky smelly mutt freaks
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>>144950007
Shit teams
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Started watching late but in that time it went from 0-1 to 4-1.

>>144952303
Just came to the thread
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>>144952188
kek
>>
Faggot Sweden (fake fan) chose a side and tried to cast out the vtubers and doyers collapsed immediately lmao. I will never forgot
>>
San Diego has a white crowd
Los Angeles was beaners and Mexicans

Let's go San Diego!
>>
What's the difference between the dodgers and Mets? Both are wasting tons of money on divisional exits.
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>>144952354
Why are you roleplaying as me?
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>>144952313
this movie is called "Having a great time" in Brazil
>>
Another non-Mickey playoffs, another year of Dodgers getting bounced 1st round
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AYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LMAOOOOOOO KERSH 2.0
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Lmao
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just got home from work, how are my doggiedoos doing :)
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too much for the fat fuck
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owari da
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>this is the Padres version of Ohtani
Thank you announcer-san, I literally do not know there were baseball players other than Judge and Ohtani.
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padre bros nos volvimos demasiado arrogantes
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>>144952486
Is this real...



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