on FS1
>>144952317This the thread? Shit teams if so
Walker Failure edition
lol lmao even
>all that for a drop of bloodOhtanis got this
Dodgers are a broken team physically and mentally. Idk how they can be such colossal under achievers year in and year out even when they’re the underdogs lol
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144952315>>144952315They beat me to it, this one will be recycled
>start pitcher with a 5.30 ERA in 16 starts in high leverage playoff game>surprised when he gets booty blasted Why is Roberts like this?
just start game 4 now
lol imagine being thr Dodgers bullpen right now
It's over.
>coach primate
The type of game on what happens when you have no pitching left after game one
what 2 tommy john’s does to a nigga
>watching the dads explode offensivelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-g1ChfK3E
How many more runs until Dave gets fired mid inning
Comeback starts now
>>144952499this will be gamethread #3
Bud selig wants dodgers vs mets and then dodgers vs yankees
ahem... FUCK THE CHIMPING OUT PADRES
Infield fly rule BS
INFIELD FLY? EXCUSE ME?
>>144952584And there it is
>>144952528theres literally no one else left.
200iq
DOUBLE PLAY
>MLB.tv doesn't have the playoffsWhat a fucking ripoff. I hate these greedy motherfuckers so much.
is freddie okay
That's bullshit, but I also I never understood why infielders never did that before
>OWWW MY ANKLEkwab freddie
I'm sorry, but did the Dodgers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the fourth inning,. Does not having the lead at the fourth count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Dodgers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NL West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the MLB who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Post-Season Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Dodgers are one of the best fucking teams in the MLB, they went 100-62 last year and would of won the World Series if Kershaw didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Padres just got on base when they needed to get one, just like the Braves did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dodgers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing...
>freeman limping
Lmao get fucked fredward
Fucking genius play
DABU PRAY but freddie might be ded again
ow you could see that fucking hurt
>>144953364Use a VPN
Damnit my stream is like 20 seconds behind. Just saw the double play
My Astros would destroy both these teams
You will get a Yankgers World Series and (You) will be happy.
>>144953366Looks like a sprained or twisted ankle. The injury curse continues. inb4cope
>>144953364TV deals are the worst. it's what ruined Cable
>>144953364Never deal with the woodpeckers.
>>144953385Whatever team leaves this series is winning the Eries
>>144953385How? Walker destroyed the dugout trashcan
doyers are doping freddie up and forcing him to play with a broken ankle
Why isnt freeman DHing?
>>144953385bro the astros almost got perfect game'd by the padres, and they made Altuve take his feet out
Doyers dropping like flies
>>144953370LMAO
>>144953364My pirate site has every game no issues
>>144953388Thank God the Mets will save us from this nightmare
>>144953399Just like Robocop the movie
>>144953370amen
nice grand slam comeback mierdoyersHOWEVER....
>>144953370>Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topicoh no no no no
>>144953401Cause Ohtani's a golden goose using the spot.
>>144953401probably don't trust shohei to play 1B
>>144953401cause ohtani won't pitch for the good of the team
ive played on a broken ankle beforeyou are a faggot if you cant do this
>>144953388I like your commitment to this but i don't think my dodgers are getting past these pesky poodres.
>lastname Higashioka>is not actually asiankek
>>144953401Ohtani can't field/pitch, so they'd have to take him out
>>144953401Because Ohtani can't field at all. His arm is still not 100% and he's not played the outfield in years.
>>144953418FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>14495343150-50 player is literally half a player.
>>144953429His dad is Japanese.
>>144953431>Ohtani can't stand in LF and catch fly balls
>>144953433plus he sucks at that position
>>144953364I have pirated streams since the early 2010s and haven’t missed a post season game in 5 years. What is your excuse? You should spend that money on gigabit internet instead. Lol
I would just not pitch to Ohtani when you're down by 1 with no one on base
trained midjourney to give me softcore porn every time I make a perfectly innocent request of a woman
>>144953385But not the Tigers
>>144953398
chode(tiny)
>>144953447Ohtani is trash when it matters lol
>>144953443he literally can't, he misplays popflys all the time. all his outfield highlights are him playing a ball off the wall carom and throwing people out at 2nd base, usually a ball that couldn't been caught
joe kelly should be here
>>144953431he played outfield in high school
>>144953424You realize who the DH slot is for, right
Did the dodgers throw at anyone after tatis pimped that home run? They deserve to lose if not.
>>144953443>Have Ohtani in left field>doesn't want to throw too hard so he doesn't blow his pitching arm>All hits to left field end up being guaranteed tag and advances/doubles/triples
>warning track power-tani
Warning track power
weightroomtani
>>144953461>>144953471OK I understand that. But Freddy has a broken ankle
shofly outani
>>144953447Or you can just get him out.Lol announcers 'he's a stud' when he flies out.
8 MORE BATTERS!!!
hit the weight room shohei
Why is he wearing that big stupid gold chain?
BIG FLY OHT-OUT
>>144953472*crrrrrk* thats right make sure he gets the dead balls, over and and out *ccrrrkkkk*
Ohtani is just too niceBut 0 aura so far this postseason
Move the fences in for Ohtani
How much did they pay for that jap? What a joke
>>144953477Then he shouldn't be playing
Fucking Ohtani just get on base
Imagine the rancid smell of Beans, Marijuana, and BO on that outfield lawn.
what time is it in Sweden?
>EXPENSIVE FLY OUT MACHINE, ASSEMBLED IN JAPAN
>eightbatani
The umpcam is kino
This ump came just makes my fucking head hurt. It's shaky and shitty and unclear.
Doyers need to get their fucking shit together. They seem so nervous.
Would you wear a chain if you played in the league?Or go full strip? No undershirt, no gear, no gloves, etc
moutkie betts
>>1449535194:28
That's the dookie butts i know, there was just a temporary dimensional shift
>>144953481I mean he did pick on a pitch that most wouldn't have picked up at all and nearly hit it out to deep center...
>>144953519It's 4:29 AM in Europe right now
>>144953527>>144953528I hate it
>ADDThom Brennaman 2.0
great play from x
>>144953534one hundred percent i would do a big retarded cuban link chainits just good clean fun
ohtani is a fraud
>>144953527I advocate for more POV cams in any sport
I’d wear a big slave chain
>ball, inside
>score runs>stopWhat kind of bullshit is this?
How is Teo the only guy built for this
>>144953542no way dude it’s so good
>>144953519Time to accept more rapefugees or somethin
>>144953519Cock o’clock
Top of the zone? I don't think so
in play, out
How long until Ohtani is back up again? My app with the tracker isn't working and I want to run to 711 to grab some snacks but don't know if I'll have the time.
Umps desperate to bail these chuds out
>>144953534id wear thick ass glasses with tape in the middle + a chain
>>144952584COWARD
>>144953557It's ok neighbor we'll just catch a fly ball.
>out of starting pitchers because of injuries >one guy is garbage in the first inning>other one is garbage since September >one is still rehabbing >the other is a complete greenhorn>bullpen on life support because of workload >their star short stop is injured>their star first baseman is injured How are they expecting to continue on if they make it out of the series? It’s like they’re running a barebones operation
>>1449535717
Okay, we're back to the normal timeline, time for the Padres to get another 4 runs
>>144953571you setting your alarm to watch him strike out again?
>>14495357111
>>144953519abdullah o'clock
>>144952584coward
>>144953547Yeah that was sickCrazy that other than runs on two swings King has been amazing
need to start paying players minimum wage. once these assholes get paid they immediately turn to shit
I've been watching every series so far and both of these teams seem ten times better than every other team in the leagueThat said the mest have reddit energy on their side and that can be very powerful, we'll see what happens
Bryce Harper will be the new Mountain Dew man when he retires
freddy freeman golfs that fuckin ball dude
Dodgers gonna need the middle of the order to wake up. Muncy or Willy, we need you.
>>144953569In play, run(s)
Dodgers are lucky Kershaw isnt pitching these playoffs
>>144953611>I am a unicornmore like an alien
>>144952584that is racist, and not needed
>>144952584>>144953602That's racist and not needed
>>1449535343/4 sleeves on hot daysfull sleeves below 80 degrees and a bat with enough pine tar to make George Brett shit his pants some more
>>144953581There's always next year, and next year, and next year...
I take skyrizi when I wanna fuck clouds
>>144953624Kinda cold
>>144953624kino swing
https://x.com/BlakeHHarris/status/1843834754866827502
>>144953606Eh he's been OK. Did start that inning w/ 3 singles.
>tfw no asian amazon shopper gf
>>144953534chains are too sick but i’m contrarian to a fault
>>144953624sheesh
Why do baseball and football both have cardinals?
>>144953627That's quite literally her appeal
What do you guys think about the double hook rule for starting pitchers
>>14495351904:32. I woke up a few hours ago.
>>144953627from the distant Wife planet
>>144953624Holy based
>>144953611Hnnnnnng, every time I see her face I instantly want to start a two hour goon sesh
>>144953651because they are from different cities idiot
Newfriend here. Why do these teams hate each other?
>Dave Roberts>patience
>>144953624This is what I think I look like at the batting cages
everything is setting up for Ohtani hitting a game-leading-homerun later
>>144953644>x.comis that a porn website?M-M-mods??
>>144953673
>>144953673it’s a prison thing you wouldn’t understand
>>144953673padres fans are insufferable fags that dont know balland padres fans hate dodgers because they have lil bro syndrome
>mfw no more runs score
>>144953676lmao yeah one of these games
>>144953658Are you really Swedish? Where are you from?
>>144953679Isnt it the opposite tho?
>
>>144953673entitled attitudes like >>144953683
>>144953669STL used to have both.
>>144953673People from LA hate San Diego for inventing the burrito
dave walking to the dugout by himself? wew
this might bite roberts in the ass
>>144953651The football cardinals originated in Chicago and moved to St. Louis to share the name with the baseball team. It was a neat set up until the Cardinals moved to Arizona because the old owner wanted to retire there. >>144953669They were called the Football Cardinals prior
>>144953686Malmonistan
What did he say to Roberts?
>>144953699people from LA hate San Diego for being the nicer all around city. San Diego is now a shithole, but LA is a shittier shithole
I would have sex with Jennifer Garner
>>144953537>>144953658There's two of you??
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
Did Roberts just ice his own pitcher kek
>>144953673Dodgers are from a hobo-infested shithole and their fans are vtube watchers and homosexuals crushing on some kpop-looking japanese player>>144953686Småland.
>>144953716i like me in this spot
>intentionally walking a rookie in a playoff gamei wonder if thats ever happened before
>>144953717cope LA mogs if youre not a brokie we dont think about that dogshit city
>>144953719calm down there Ben Affleck
>have king 6+ strikeoutsAm i fucked bros
This could go really sideways for LA
Baseball players are such fucking pussies. Why would you dodge a ball in a playoff game? If you get hit you get on base for free. Why do no players lean in?
Buehler has no idea what hes doing anymore
>>144953734yes
>>144953716I have to pee so bad
Bad look for my Dodgers here, I don't like walking Boegarts.
uh oh dodgerbros
umpies...
Why doesn’t Xander share?
Bros what did my gf mean by this?
>dave doesn't yank buehler>buehler finishes the inning cleanwhat a concept dave!
Never would have expected Buehler to go 5 innings after that Tatis dinger.
>>144953748>>144953747Get cable or don't post ITT with you lr 10 minute behind streams
>the prop for Buehlers outs tonight was 14.5kek, vegas made the call
>>144953756Nobody tell him.
>padres are gonna say "uh baby"
My Kansas City Chiefs own both these shit teams
>>144953759i'm watching on fox bitch
>>144953753you are short
>>144953753It's a ww2 cipher code. You'll need a cipher manual to read the hidden message.
>>144953738the ball is going really really fast instict kicks in and tells your body to avoid the ball
>>144953753lol manlet
>>144953756if he didn't finish the inning clean you'd be flaming him for not pulling him sooner
that quick groundout helps avoid people noticing that ridiculous strike call
king out, estrada in
>>144953753>old cellphones in 2024
>>144953733Ben Affleck seems like a miserable person.
>>1449537614.2 innings is the MLB starter average in the postseason. But yeah, somebody lost a bet just now
>gronk
>>144953753it's funkytown
>>144953759Streaming for free on foxsports.com
>>144953761>13.5 on prizepicksi was mulling on taking the over but i would have been hard sweating the play
>>144953788It has a limited preview
>>144953673San Diego has a chip on their shoulder because LA is the bigger market. Nobody in LA cares about San Diego. Other than that, the Padres have some chimps on their team that should be hit in the ribs with fastballs.
Please don't talk about NFL football in /mlb/
mets are destined to eliminate the dodgers in the NLCS btw
>>144953777Just umpie things
>>144953753She called you a midge
>>144953798Incognito mode resets the timer.
The Dude Abides
>>144953673SD is based and LA is not. Simple as
>it's gonna be a one run ass clencher
I almost got attacked by a deer today, I'm literally shaking
Whose eating börger here?
>>144953801that's what they said in '88
>>144953816me bromedium rare
>Walker high fiving his dugout after losing the matchup
>Smoltz sucking Walker Buehler's dicks for giving up six (SIX) ER in a postseason startKek I love you for what you did for my Braves Smoltz but you're kinda retarded
>>144953813this is the year my padres take the dub
>>144953753She's pregnant and you're not the father
>>144953829>>144953828he was GRITTY
>>144953828gotta keep the morale high
>>144953816I just ate a bunch of meatballs in BBQ sauce if that counts
>>144953816This game is so kino that I order delivery. Its on the way
>>144953824good lad, an aristocrat
when pitchers wear those big chains on the mound is it not distracting to have them jingling and jangling all over the place when you're trying to pitch
A flying cockroach entered my room brosPray for me
This umps shit. That was a 3 strike out
How big would the lead have to be for the Padres for them to throw at Ontani?
>>144953828if it wasn't for shitty fielding he'd have the lead right now
>>144953753I miss those, back when texting wasn't seamless and it took effort to type out shit.
YERRR OUT>boos after the calli thought you chudres sold out what happened?
What's it like watching primetime sports at 5-6pm? Being a west coaster must suck ass.
>>144953842this is some good fuckin baseball
>>144953753fucking zoomer
>>144953842This is my least favorite meme on all of /sp/
>>144953816For me it's tacos
>>144953842dude you are a fat fuck Jesus christ
>>144953840I'll allow it. >>144953842kek you're not gonna get me
Hello anons! Ive never watched baseball and tonight i figured id watch this game. Before watching, my friend mentioned I should quickly look up the payroll for both of these teams. The dodgers have sure spent alot of money! Surely they have won quite a few championships, right?
>>144953846
Why are they acting like Beuehler did good? Wtf? Am i being gastit?
>>144953842thank you for paying the regulatory response fee :)
Rosenthal is the worst part of playoff baseball
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>144953866>battle of mid
There are so many things wrong with this broadcast>The CGI Chevy ad>The batting helmet ads>The jerseys look like shit> FS1>>144953855We only get the games on our days off but it's super comfy because you eat dinner at the start and have dessert at the end and have a couple hours to shitpost about it before bed
>announcers shit on estrada for being a shitty pitcher>starts throwing fucking heatersget fucked
>>144953876This is what happens when you have the Dodgers announcers doing the postseason
>>144953842post body fatso
>>144953860Because it calls you out?
>>144953876the infielders absolutely sold in the 2nd
>the random nationals jersey on the lawnkek
>>144953846He wants payback for his dead brothers and sisters
DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
>fat funcy
WOO GRAB SOME PINE, MEAT
>>144953866he look like a worm
i believe in will
Walker is cooked isnt he?
>>144953872>>144953873cute frogs>>144953854ugly frog
>>144953883>announcers act like Buehler did a good job>gave up 6 runs
>>144953876They called Tatis the san diego equivalent of Ohtani....Theyre fucking retarded and will die glazing the dodgers
>>144953884I don't get why Padres fans are so upset by Joe Davis' casting. It's seemed very neutral to me.
>>144953888No I just don't think it's funny to constantly repost a fatass's receipt from 2021 (I checked the tapes)
doesn't even feel like the padres are winning
>2024>white boys STILL refuse to stop being racist
Need some runs Dads, don't want to turn this over to Bobby Fastballs with only a one run lead.
>>144953914well they are
>>144953910It's not just Padres fans lol. He shouldn't be calling these games.
>Wouldn't Smith
>>144953916Always knew white boys were based
>Ehhhhh estrada got let go, he wasnt very good>2 Ks
>>144953903He's done for the day, Banda is up
>>144953901Did he get hurt about midseason? He has been pretty bad after that. Would be willing to give Barnes a start the way he is playing.
>Putting Banda back indid they forget the previous game?
It'll be kino when Joe calls the eventual ohtani game-leading-homerun
>>144953916Soiboys are automatically not racist
>>144953917Feed em AJ!
>>144953934based freakoff
muncy needs to get DFA. this faggot doesn't know how to swing for a base hit. always trying to go yard.
>>144953916unfathomably based
Reminder that the la dodgers have not won a real ring since the reagan presidency
>>144953917WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>144953934They all sucked each other off as a team exercise
>>144953910Lmao thanks totally neutral fan for your impressions of the announcing.
>>144953934Beatles style wank session?
>>144953934he heard them reveal the MLB's rig
>>144953948seriously. tired of this fat ham.
>>144953888It's good bait. It baits several different groups:>people who are too good for fast food>people getting baited into calling the poster an asshole>people getting baited into reacting to the outrageous prices
>>144953937I meant in the grand sense of his career. He has not seemed the same. If we make it to another start for him I hope he fucking shapes up. Our pitching is fucking ragged.
>I'm the padre now
>Kershit gone >to get kershit 2.0Don't worry boys the pain ends tomorrow. Then get ready for the cycle to repeat next year
>>144953934Ain't no party like a diddy party
Doggie food? More like doggie donts lmaoooo
>>144953673LA has a winning history that spans over 100 years between 2 cities SD has been dogshit its entire existence except those years that had that one black dude who could hit really good
>>144953934Oh it’s against the law to force somebody to sign an NDA. It’s completely unenforceable and even alluding to the idea that the driver was coerced should invite serious questions to Dodgers counsel.
>>144953934the west hollywood dodgers
>>144953971>2025>doyers get swept by the sneks again
>banda
>>144953934This is the gayest shit I’ve ever read
>>144953973phoneposters outyou have to be using a windows desktop pc to post here
>>144953881Do Americans really eat dessert after every meal like it's a required part of their diet?
>>144953971>Don't worry boys the pain ends tomorrowmore like in 10 years when Ohtani retires ringless
>buehler throws a 40mph slider that doesnt make it over the plate>BEAUTIFUL PITCH>estrada strikes teo out with a 98 mph fastball>yeah hes getting lucky
>>144953952The Padres have not won a world series game since the Reagan presidency.
>>144953977the doggie doos were only good in the 60s when the yankees dynasty fell apartmickey mouse franchise
>>144953978No it isn't. You just make it a condition of their continued employment. Normal people can't afford to lose that
>>144953989iGodz run this board now gramps
>Do you like dags?
>>144953948He hasn't been the same since the elbow injury.
>>144953738If you intentionally lean into the ball then you get a shiner and you don’t even get to take the base.
Why is he so likable?
>>144953994Seething Angels fag detected.
>>144954005You’re explaining exactly why you can’t force somebody to sign a contract kek
>>144953910the entire broadcast is biased
>>144954017aura of innocence
RACK EM BANDO
BANDA
this is so kinohttps://twitter.com/BlakeHHarris/status/1843835702292955445
Gape way arse
>>144954024>Angelsnice meme but I ain't a fan of west coast teams. Both LA teams suck.
Banda is the beaner version of that meme operator guy from Sicario
>>144954017he's a good man and a clutch ball player
>>144954031Don't worry little bro you will get a ring one day
I bet Banda pulls so many guys in LA.
Guess punching that paper towel dispenser paid off.
this game is going to be over so quick if this keeps up
Great inning from Banda
>>144954013Have you ever seen that happen?
>>144954043the slow walk that broke the poodres
His last name is literally GangWhy would this gangbanging thug be allowed in this sport
>>144954044you are a fucking piece of shit
>>144954047zoz now I can't unsee it
Gavin Sux
>>144954045The Orange County Angels thank you.
>>144954017He's a fun guy and team player
>>144953934
>>144954054it also doesn't have the obligatory +30 minutes of padding that all Dodger home games have
>>144954025Yeah, this guy drives a fucking bus for a living. If you say please sign this, otherwise we won't be able to continue to use your services, that's not illegal and a normal bus driving salaried individual cannot afford to lose his job. It's as good as "forcing" without specifically forcing them. It's not illegal to include as a term of employment
>>144954058nta but years ago I saw someone lean in and eat one to the arm and there was an uproar about it
>>144954050looking like soon even
Hitters 5-9 have been killing any momentum Doyers offense gets
so this Asian goes to the optometrist and the doc says “looks like you’ve got a cataract” and the gook says “no, I drive rincon continenter”
>>144954077>With this pitching Lmao no. Honestly neither team deserves it.
>>144954075Oh no! Not an uproar!! Guys lean into them all the time and they don't do shit.
>>144954082Why was he at the eye doctor if he's deaf?
>>144954082you have ed zachary disease>whats thatyour face look ed zachary like yo ass
>taco pornStop teasing me.
>>144952317> mfw Doyers dog doos doos get swept out of the 1st round again Holy shit my sides are in high orbit
another incoming quick inning...
>>144953934Fucking what
>>144954072The story is that it wasn’t included as a term of employment: you can’t just have a conversation on a bus then tell a guy he has to sign or he’s fired. That’s literally coercion and invalidates the contact. If he signed the NDA before he stepped foot in the bus then it’s kosher.
>>144953990>he doesn't eat dessert
>>144954087yeah bud we’ll see
I just want a girlfriend bros
Sux
>>144954072you're clearly arguing with someone who has never worked anywhere more complex than a gas station, anon-kun
>>144954082You never had the makings of a varsity poster.
>>144954115hang in there
>>144954108they can pay him to sign it
>>144954115fuck off please
>>144954117That anon has never signed an NDA in his life.
>>144954114I'll be here to grudgepost the shit out of you.
>>144954115tell a chubby girl shes cute
>>144954072>Sign this NDA I'll give you $100.>si senor muchos gracias
always count on padres for spaz relievers
>>144954135no doubt dude keep being you
BTW Petco has a very nice playoff atmosphere going on tonight
whyd they change out estrada he was doing great
>>144954133CA is at an at will employment state my man
are they losing on purpose?
Petco park is great it’s where the dodgers go for dogfood and to get neutered
>>144954159is this your first time watching baseball
>>144954159that’s what they do dog
this is some deer in the headlights at bats.
>>144954169This is who they are once the playoffs start
>>144954169the infield defense in the 2nd inning convinced me they want to go to cabo
>>144954175>>144954172then why did they let buehler throw meatballs for 5 fucking innings
>>144954153Petco Park is always a great atmosphere.
>>144954160Okay? That still doesn’t mean you can coerce an employee into signing a contract. What if they were discussing criminal activities? According to you, he can be forced to be an accomplice or lose his job and he has no recourse.
>>144954160Every American state is at will employment with “right to work “ bs laws . Thanks Reagan
>>144954108You can't tell him to sign it or he doesn't get paid, you can tell him to sign a backdated one to keep the job especially in an at will employment state. It's literally not illegal, it's not even wrongful terminaation
>>144954187The damage was done and the doyertards don't have much if any depth in their bullpen.Better to rest today, win tomorrow and get another rest travel day
damn that padres fan was ugly ass fukLMAO
>>144954187baseball is more high leverage in later innings so managers are pussies and use relievers to give it their 110% for 1 inning to lock that inning down.
>>144954205they all are
>>144954193Lmfao you are so fucking stupid. No signing of an agreement trumps criminal law to begin with.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>144954198>you can just commit fraud to get around coercion You should go back to law school kid
how come baseball players are all handsome? do the ugly guys get looked over?
Dads are lucky, if Pages got on there there's no chance Ohtani doesn't go deep, the script was too good.
>>144954196Obligatory motherfuck Reagan, fuck Musk, fuck Trump.inb4 seething butthurt faggots.
>>144954196>right to workits my right to not work
SIT THE FRICK DOWN
Nice pitching Adam.Go 1-2-3 I'm the top of the 8th and Suarez doesn't need to worry about facing Ohtani.
i swear I could hit just as much as anyone on this shitty team
Top of the order, Dodgers defense, it's time to Rally!!
>>144954214Exactly guy which is why you can’t force somebody to sign an NDA and threaten their job if they don’t. That alone is a criminal act in California. It’s extortion by black letter law
A-Dam
stFd!!!
>>144954220because eugenics are real
How is this even possible?
Padres need to do some damage here
>Krabby Patty collabIsn't that literally just a normal fucking burger
the busdriver overheard the Dodgers rehearsing the script
My Padgers :)
>>144954217What part of that is fraud? You clearly do not understand NDAs. It's commonplace for them to pertain beginning prior to a signature date. You know, especially in business where you want to make sure something from a prior partnership doesn't get spread in a new arrangement.
>>144954220the ugly ones are kept in the minors or on poor teams, like the Blue Jays
>>144954196>mafia-controlled labor is… LE GOOD
>>144954248jews
>>144954255the busdriver stated and I quote: it sounded like they were making very stinky macaroni back there
>>144954100How do you get swept if you win the first game?
>>144954220None of the South Americans are. Have you seen Arraez?
>>144954220Unironically yeah, to an extent But it's hard to be paid hundreds of thousands of dollars (or more) to work out constantly and look like shit
>>144954260Yeah neoliberalism rules dude! Love having low wages that don’t rise with COL
>>144954250Bottom of their order though. Although honestly they're pretty strong throughout
padres
>>144954267
DOYERS BOTTOM 3 ARE DOGSHITOHTANI HAS SEEN ZERO RISP SINCE GAME 1
>>144954257>you heard a conversation today that I don’t want anybody to hear so I’ll fraudulently claim you agreed the day before to not report that conversation
>>144954282uhhh what
>>144954255He overhead the rhythmic slapping sounds
>>1449542485 at bats
>>144954239No, it isn't. Extortion is obtaining something of usually tangible value through threats, often of violence. The fact of the matter is it's not a threat to say that as of now we are putting in a policy that you, or our drivers are required to sign a NDA to continue to work for the organization. That NDA will pertain to your entire employment beginning x date. That's not extortion, it's a condition of employment. Don't sign? Okay, nothing happens but you can't work here anymore. Here's your severance
I don't have enough energy to shitpost for 4 games tomorrow.
>>144954281>she thinks centrally-controlled economic policies effectively combat inflationoh sweetie
>>144954220What do you mean? There are some weird looking niggas like Skubal and Kirby
>>144954301Sorry I was very wrong.
I can haz pipey?
>>144954304half a birrion
Run support, please, k thanks Bai!
dodgers always have at least one zesty pitcher on the roster huh
>>144954303no room in the game for such horseplay
>>144954205i wanted to get a screengrab but i was too slow
>>144954311blame manfred and his retarded scheduling
>>144954293>Hey man, the Dodgers are asking us all to sign NDAs about anything you might have heard tonight >You won't? Okay, but I'm sorry but there isn't a place for you at this company any more. Happens every day bro
this is a stupid argument the bus driver didn't work for the dodgers most likely they don't have an on-call bus driver it's a chartered bus and driver from a contracted company. employment laws do not apply it's not employment law.
>>144954310No, you’re wrong and I’m tired of explaining it.
I like Dave's bomber jacket
this game hasn't been interesting for an hour
>HudsonIt's ogre
>>144954293What part of predating the NDA don't you understand? You can sign an NDA for a time period before this day forward. You can sign an NDA to a retroactive period. Do you know what fraudulent means retard?
Dodgiebros who do we want in the NLCS? Who do we want in the WS?
Roberts pitching changes incoming, game just got an extra hour added to it.
>Scam Hudson
>>144954337i don't feel so good....
Mets, yankeesi want to slap the shit out of that dumbass city
>>144954220Cubs have the hottest team by far. Dansby, Bellinger, Hoerner, Happ, Porter Hodge, Patrick Wisdom.
>>144954341Sad
>>144954340Padres v Mets Royals v TigersPadres v Tigers
>>144954327Name ten times it’s happened this week. Be specific
Kino game turned into a meh-fest.
>one 30 second at bat between 2 10 minute commercial breaksgimme a break
>>144954344Stop being so pessimistic bro gat dayum
>chudson
>>144954256Fuck. I’m cutting right now but I’ve been craving in n out. I wish I didn’t see this.
>>144954340for the CS I thinking Cabo but for the WS Cancun
>>144954340>World Series>With this pitchingI wish anon.
How many batters until Ohtani is up?
>>144954347
>>144954334I accept your concession
>>144954220Yes, Randy Johnson was one sexy man.
>>144954348>cubs fan defending P Wizzy
>>144954351Padres-Tigers for 1984 Series rematch
don't be shit hudson, you old fart
tatis OPS is insane
This troll and the black lady look very similar in this commercial. Weird.
thank your healthcare heroes. NOW!
>>144954339Oh okay, I’ll just back date my time slips then. Nothing fraudy about it. No sirRetard
>>144954220go braves btw!
>>144954362good to know!!
>>144954378low sample size. He will regress.
el nino caca!
>>144954372that ain’t me, any support of PWIZZY that I did was complete ironic.
>>144954366The real question is how many Ohtanis until the batter is up
>>144954369What concession?I said you’re stupid and wrong.
>ywn be a handsome baseball player that makes busdrivers sign NDA's
>>144954239Lol, you are retarded. Even if you are just trolling.
>>144954382Google can an NDA apply retroactively, then never respond to me again
Free healthcare is a myth
Man they memory holed the fuck out of Tatis being a PED user didn't they
It's now or never Dodgers!
>>144954401no...NO!!!
Let’s go dodgers!
Alright, it's the Dodger's last chance here
>>144954402>didn’t go to law school
European healthcare is better
Nu thread link please.
This is the world series for Padres/Dodgers fans. Literally. They’re both gonna get eliminated before the WS
>C@$HMIR>SHOHEI LEADS THINGS OFF
>>144954410that was hair dewormer chud
>>144954410What do you mean memory holed? He did his time.
>>144954399I accept your concession
>>144954413this is it. season on the line.
>>144954417How do they like the Doyers over there in Nippon land?
>>144954422go to bed, bud
>>144954410if by PEDs you mean Pchicken Eand Drice, then yeah
>>144954354that's 2 10 minute jerk off sessions look at the bright side
Ugh, I hate when they score early and can't figure out the fucking bullpen. Really going to put pressure on our BP with how close the game is.
Luckily for me my backdated NDA means nobody can read my posts or report them to the jannie. Checkmate
Reminder that Manfred said all DS series will go 5 games so this game doesn't matter.
>>144954445
DING DING DINGOHTANI IS DUE UP NEXTDING DING DINGI REPEAT...OHTANI IS DUE UP NEXT
>>144954433most of em are cubs fans cuz on shota. they call ‘em “kino sho”‘nuff said.
>>144954449>>144954449
>retard sounds
>>144954442That's why we have this bullpen though 2hu. We've still got this let's go Padres!
>>144953934Not even Braves have a bathhouse bus
probably my favorite LDS