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first for heterosexual sex with women (male)
>>145046848bufandism is the straightest kind of heterosexuality.
>>145041483Oh, no, Dorival's mighty Brazil of 2024, poor Colombia! Fucking lol.Uruguay was also a meme, people rated them because of Bielsa, and they mostly missed one part about their win against >usThe part where our players literally se fueron de joda the night before the match vs Uruguay at La Bombonera.
First for Sport Club Internacional
>>145046791Based
>>145046899I like the few matches we lost, they all have their lore behind themOnly one I consider we lost "fair and square" is the one against saudi arabiaYeah they called a wrong offside but that's not the saudi's fault and their goals came from open playNothing like playing urgay with resaca or culombia in 50°c with ref help or venecos underwater
ETA on Gago?
https://x.com/enunabaldosa/status/1845512268433314155Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
nordestinos are evolving, they're using proper axes instead of rusty machetes to cut people's heads off
>>145047524>gago's car blows up while on his way to Boca's training grounds>riquelme is heard saying "DAMN ETA, they got us again"
Linking to twatter (currently x) instead of posting a screencap or a webm should be a bannable offence.
>>145047728using twitter should be a bannable offence.
>>145047614who names his country after the male sexual organ
https://x.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1845081893588386181
Anyone know a good kitchen scale brand? Most of the ones in mercadolibre look pretty chinese and I want to get one for mother's day.
"É mais fácil um camelo passar pelo buraco de uma agulha do que um rico entrar no Reino de Deus!"— São Marcos 10, 25Isso significa que é pecado ser rico? Certamente não. O fato é que nós precisamos diminuir de tamanho, caso contrário não conseguiremos passar pelo buraco da agulha. Nós precisamos ser como crianças para passar pela porta estreita. De fato, o Reino dos céus é um palácio belíssimo, mas em vez de ter uma porta larga e suntuosa, ele tem uma portinhola estreita, com o batente baixo. Portanto, temos de nos abaixar, porque se formos altivos e orgulhosos, não conseguiremos entrar.Humilhai-vos debaixo da poderosa mão de Deus. Lançai sobre Ele as vossas preocupações, pois Ele tem cuidado de vós.— 1 São Pedro 5, 6-7
>>145047728I don’t give a fuck what you think, you fucking pedo>>145048020Piru kkkk
>>145048033https://articulo.mercadolibre.com.ar/MLA-929156528-mini-balanza-digital-precision-01-a-2000-gr-2kg-c-bandeja-_JM#polycard_client=search-nordic&position=27&search_layout=grid&type=item&tracking_id=c6ed4696-c257-4699-8b9e-aed72b981023This one looks good:https://www.mercadolibre.com.ar/balanza-de-cocina-digital-silfab-steel-bc304-pesa-hasta-3kg/p/MLA15478375#polycard_client=search-nordic&searchVariation=MLA15478375&position=7&search_layout=stack&type=product&tracking_id=60c434e4-fe78-430c-978c-87cfe1c39d88&wid=MLA1443376413&sid=search
>>145048033>mother's day.Weird euphemism for selling drugs, but okay.
>>145048033stop selling drugs
>>145047666it was all muniains fault
>clicking mono links
>>145048316>mercadolibre.com.ar
>>145046848Did he not see that "she" looked exactly like him in a wig, or was that the attraction?
>>145048216>>145048238I'm not from Rosario.
>>145048399It's easy to mistake a woman for a travesti when you're looking at their dicks
>>145048033>feminism would shit on this guy for caring about his mother
I just jinxed Coritiba by looking at the score
>the shanty town of naciomal
>>145048353yes, as he was saying
>var sinsoing long hillla llorona is gonna shit herself
>>145048033what is kitchen scale?>>145048399>He died of AIDS>Ronaldo is alviewtf
>>145048866>what is kitchen scale?Tool to measure the weight of various ingredients when cooking, my mom makes her own bread and stuff like that so it'll be useful to have something like that around.
>>145048849>Next week, tv and radio will be nothing but debates about when does a play end and political ads.Grim.
>>145048906is she hot
AVB offers 2M for that dog
thinking about this
>>145048906what is the recipe for the bread?
>>145049015Bean flour, rice water, banana yeast.
coxabros... can we still do it?
>>145049136No, maybe next year.
>>145049185We're doing a fun match nonetheless
>>145049682It's still 6 points from the 4th place. I don't see us making 22/24 points necessary, specially with our away matches' performance
>>145049136Sorry bro, not this time. Patético paranaense will join you next year though.
>>145050191cope
>>145049682I just hope we can keep the same team for next year. I can only see Frizzo, Natanael and Ronier leaving for a bigger team
>>145050207Cope what? I'm neutral here, I'm just talking about what I see which is the worst performance of any serie A team besides Goianiense.
>>145050261>I'm neutral hereI'm sure you are, "bro"
>>145050272b-but I am vasco...
A Edina é muito gostosa
>>145050291We're playing poorly and getting by with "lucky" wins (more garra than quality)
There lived a certain man in Germany long agoHe was small and brown, and he larped as white and tallMost people look at him, make fun of his postsBut to /sp/ jannies he was such a lovely dearHe could shitpost the whole catalog Full of thirdie posts and got buckbroken in the WCBut he also was the kind of posterJannies would desireHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heyCHI-CHI-CHIKANERLover of the /sp/ jannysThere was a cat that really was goneCHI-CHI-CHICKANEROne of /Sp/ greatests shitpostersIt was a shame how he carried on
yiyos
boa noite copalibespero que estejam todos bem
xixos
>>145051935little pint
>>145051952the kids love little pint
vira lata ou alguma raça especifica?
Silvio Santos, Cid Moreira, Ary Toledo and now Washington Olivetto. I thought they came in three, fellas
lazy afternoon
dui dui du my assI hate mondays
>>145052160perro hambre
bruh.
fernando gago has entered boludo airspace
>>145052410
Brazil and its mixed race thing
romagnoli resigned as saint silence coach
Onde o UOL tira tanto dinheiro para contratar tanto judeu e esquerdista?
>>145052795>San Lorenzo sacks a managermust be a day that ends with y
>>145052629perro zorro
>>145052795PLEASE hire Gorosito
>>145052858Gozito?
also barcelona from ecuador is suing san lorenzo for 2 million dollars because they signed in that guy that missed the penalty yesterday
>>145052888lol san lorenzo is the gift that keeps on giving
>>145052802jornamerdas não são pagos com dinheiro
>>145053009cocaína?
quem aqui entra no UOL? ninguemvc conhece alguem que entra no UOL?de onde vem o dinheiro deles?
Based club just got promoted
>>145053141The peruvian Barracas.
>>145052802Maurinho deve pagar o salário dos colegas
>>145053617those auf have a team like that?
VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
coritiba's match today was KINO
perro vini jr
alef manga's psychedelic breakfast
degustação de vinhos e clássicos do bebop com natanael moreira milowski
Nobody liked yesterday’s thread picture
Golden eagles vs Sporting Almost
Gago has made landfall
>>145055167BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY PLEASE DONT GO
>>145055097what did you expected? jesurum is hated by everyone, and the fact that his ego didn't allow to include pekermeme and cordoba in the pic was the straw that broke the camel's back. The worst about this is that miserable motherfucker still continues with the same attitude and posted this pic, this asshole is a lost cause.
>>145055378when will he start his job as tevez second in command?
>Lucas Ribamar is out of RemoWelcome to Boca Juniors
Holy shit >we actually won a game
>>145055772Yeah, what a fucking retard, but let’s face it, even if he quits we would get a corrupt retard, or even worse, another Bedoya. >>145055635VAMOOOOOOS GOOOOOLDEN EAGLES
pelea de simios en cuckimbo vs u de chadle kekcasi casi batalla campal
>>145056341Post webm
>>145056352can0t
>Fabiana Cantilo and Patricia Bullrich are cousins>they look like twins nowwtf
>>145055803i honestly dont know what tevez is doing ever since he left independiente
>>145055378>pose de crack>thats the sound his knee does everytime it snaps
gagussybros, we cookin
>>145056433what escabio does to a mf
So is it basically impossible to buy books outside of Amazon? Tried to buy a Gabo book and there are barely any websites most of them selling a 30-40 janjas book for 70-80It's around 60 at Amazon rn
Thinking about dead kukardos
>>145046791these dogs are a human perversion, they should all be euthanized
>>145057172Same, but we need to win a wc
>>145057133EstantevirtualGabigol released a book?>A história do DJ controvertido, goleador e baladeiro: GABIGOL POR ELE MESMO. EDITORA GÁVEA
>>145056778what about the misters culo culo team?
Querem uma redpill?Travesseiro da marcbrayn da NASA, a primeira marca que fez propaganda com aquele ministro Marcos Pontes que foi ao espaço(TM) é mt bomTravesseiro bom e barato. Verdadeiramente uma coisa que é dificil achar no Brasil
Fantástico>Arma em gel é perigoso15 min depois>Você sabia que a pedofilia é uma doença? Precisamos falar sobre esse transtorno que atinge brasileiros. Cadeia não é a solução, segundo a psicóloga Vivian Fátima Schweizstein
Quero comer cu
vcs tem pena de gente da periferia?
>>145055772>allow to include pekermemeGood, FUCK Pekerman
>menez>impedido>bate de trivela
I miss watching America playing mondays against shitty teams on an empty Pascual
>PCGO prende torcedores do Goiás por envolvimento em tráfico de drogas e outros crimespõe na lista de coisas que o trikaschizo tinha razão
goooooooooooool Aguilas
AGUILAS TIENE MAS AGUANTE QUE SANTA FE Y CALI
Realisticamente falando, sem meme, se o Rogerio Ceni fosse treinador da seleção, esses seriam alguns jogadores que ele convocaria:JandreiRomarinhoEverton RibeiroCaulyThassianoIgor GomesMarcos Rocha
TOROS MANDANTOROS MANDANTOROS MANDAN
THEY ARE SINGIN EL QUE NO SALTA SE VA A LA B
>>145057928A esquizofrenia abre as portas para a realidade. Essa matéria só não é sobre o Flamerda e o Varmeiras porque eles ainda estão (((protegidos)))
who is going to la B?
>>145058890Ca/Si
>>145058890I never managed to understand your league's regulation
>>145058936Any polemica? I didn’t follow today?
neighbors are fighting againthe dude just arrived, closed the front door extremely loudly and then they started screaming and closing more doors
>>145059468Be a man and go there tell him to shut the fuck up. It's late already and it must be illegal in your town to make loud noises at this hour.
>>145058890AfléticoFluminenceCuiabáGoianiense
Late night findings: A botafogo fanbase from france of all places (i dont think its related to lyon)
it's getting chilli anon please close the window
>>145058936casi es de primera huehuehue
You are getting fat, please close your mouth.
*opens an alfajor*
>unzips dick>an alfajor falls down from the opening
Mulher é encontrada morta com sinais de violência na casa do ex-namorado no interior da Bahia
>guede said no to san lorenzoPLEASE hire Gorosito
Gostosito.
hihi cheirou peidagem
>>145061212And Setien? What’s with san descenso and spaniards
bom chia,blzmuita blz a genchi vai falar hj tudo
como é bom ser do clube de regatas do flamengo
>>145057758They chose to be poor
>>145062038A phrase once said by some poor kids that just wanted to turn the AC on.CRIMINAL club
Top 10 das melhores ligas do mundo:Premier League (Inglaterra) - 87,9 pontosSerie A (Itália) - 86,2Bundesliga (Alemanha) - 86,2La Liga (Espanha) - 85,1Ligue 1 (França) - 85,1Série A (Brasil) - 80,1Jupiler Pro League (Bélgica) - 79,2Major League Soccer (Estados Unidos) - 78,2Championship (Inglaterra) - 77,6Liga Profesional (Argentina) - 77,5We losing to the farmers league
Tem um cachorro do meu vizinho que late umonte e me acordao que eu faço ? quero evitar matar ele
>>145062738The games below are so much superior than the games above it's not even comparable
bom chia copalib
>>145062822bom chiahope you're well
>>145062729Buy a protetor auricular so you don't hear him
Roger leaked the starting XI for next game
one of my amígdalas is inflamated
>>145062921take your meds
>>145062921watch out they're gonna blow up
who else /vela/ right now
‘A América Latina foi criada por um pequeno grupo de elites para explorar a maioria das pessoas’, diz economista
>>145063099It's 10 am bro, chill out
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGPROVOKINGBLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATIONI AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAME
just realized rob zombie kinda looks like benedetto
>>145063126this is not monday until I go to sleep
>bokita fans called for a banderazo yesterdayWhat the fuck happun now?
>>145063217the city of bons airs is trying to declare bombonera a historic building or something along those lines so it can't be modified
Alô, criançada!Essa música é só pra vocês, heinPede pro papai ou pra mamãeColocar nessa música, heinPresta atenção, é assim óVamo lá, criançada, imitando o macacoPassando o passo patati patacoláCom as mãozinhas tralalá, pra lá e pra cáSem perder o passo patati patacolá
I need everyone itt to post their credit card numbers, front and back, no time to explain. This is an emergency.
>>145063307Ok if it's an emergency
>>145063307sure bro, here we gofront 5589-8875-3457-9888back 167
>>145063307What for? It’s not like you’re gonna be able to use it
>>145063313come on bro stop fooling around this an emergency we are talking about here. Life or death situation. Kill or be killed. Nossa é isso não é.
>>145063190I like Rob Zombie, he's cool.
>>145063307>still use jew cardkek pixlet
>>145063307sure thing5589-8875-3457-9888167
Perro _____?
>>145063432gaucho
>>145063432Did the perro also got beaten?
There's nothing I want more today than a big thick veiny cock shooting ropes of semen inside my anus
>>145063395>telling the government everything you buy and sellLOL be sure to convert all your assets into drex too, cattle
>>145063458not even he can be such a monster
>>145063459Vamos Trikas btw
Ela é MUITO Bangu pô
>>145063491Unless you pay everything with paper money, you can be sure the government knows everything about what you buy and do.t. worked for a bank
>>145058890Here, it's between Tacuary, Sol de America and General Caballero
>>145063521He doesn't have any bank accounts, declare income tax, own credit card, nothing! He's never had a job or a gf either. He's like a ghost, sir!
This is the essence of mengão
>>145063521it's pointless to even argue with these guy, he thinks he's outside of the matrix living in osasco
>>145063566that's a man
>>145063572She's mengão and that's what matters
>>145063543here's hoping it's general caballero since it has the least silly name
I'm afraid GrêBBBio, formerly known as GrêBBio will not be the same after the next game
I failed to pee on a bathroom that isn’t in my home again
>>145063684what are you 6?
>>14506368930
>>145063689He's just one person
https://youtu.be/OwP89sKCKsASo FCF wasn’t born until 1971 and these niggas were celebrating 100 years? Lmao
>>145063521>>145063560>>145063570>you pissed yourself so a big shit isn't a problem brosocial credit economy will be implemented in south america and the cattle will rejoice
>>145063737YWNBTK
WASHEDcelo
>>145063737>social credit economythat's already a thing, in my shop, we stopped selling food to the local rapist due to him having a low social credit, cause all the rape.I don't like being associated wuth those people
>>145063810As the local rapist I find that offensive
>puts cpf in every comprinha>declares imposto de renda>wage is tracked by government...>*refuses to use credit card*you are not the master of me :)
>>145063810hey man rapists need to eat too
>>145063782ficou de xereca
>>145063782Its over
>>145063782he should break that kid's legs for good measure
>>145063835>>145063816yeah well buy your bread elsewhere João, we don't sell it to your kind anymore
>>145063810that's actually insanely inhumanI'd say even worse than raping
>>145063855cool it with the antisemitism
7 games to gowho will go up?
>>145063906SantosNovorizontinoSportSe hará
>>145063906>Santos is getting promotedSadCaptcha: xamd0
>>145063906>Mirassol 26 - Santos 0
>playing cs>say buenas>brazilian guy starts sperging out that he hates the sound of spanish telling me to stfu>say ta bom ai nessa cueca eu vou falar portugueis para voce ne? fala ai galera ele e mt sensivel pelo espanhol>he relaxes and acts friendly nowCall me Tarzan because I don't mind taming these monkeys.
fuck a.nal
O técnico Leandro Romagnoli se demitiu do San Lorenzo no dia seguinte de um episódio de desrespeito à sua autoridade no clube. O empate de 1 a 1 com o Godoy Cruz, último jogo do treinador, foi marcado por um pênalti desperdiçado por Francisco Fydriszewski, nos últimos minutos. Logo após a partida, o comandante se disse irritado por não obedecerem a ordem de cobradores.
>>145064165Welcome to Boca Juniors
>>145064165>Francisco Fydriszewskipfffff do brasileros really?
>>145064018hes back
Bellinfame is going to raid Uruguayhttps://ge.globo.com/pr/futebol/noticia/2024/10/14/ex-presidente-do-bahia-e-dono-da-saf-do-londrina-monta-rede-multiclubes-inspirado-no-city.ghtml
You heard that right: you're just black and ashamed of it.
>>145064003The name of that brazilian? Albertao da Silva Einsteininho Riquelmy
>>145060520Farolzinho acesoDeliciosa
>>145060520Like you would feel cold with all that lard ok your belly, fat fuck
>Israel ataca região de maioria cristã no Líbano pela 1ª vez e mata 18Uh, I thought they were the good guys
>>145064389hey no need to get personal
Got 50 questions right out of 70 at the BNDES concurso bros. I don't think it's enough, sadly. Time to focus on the next one.
>>145060520nipple
>>145064424>don't think it's enoughOf course not you need to get all of them correct.
>>145064424It depends how many job openings per candidate
>>145064448Considering the number of candidates, I'd guess about 80% correct would be ideal. Such is reality for these better jobs.
After a.nal and once caldas, in this hellhole the real tercer grande is Envigado
I'm tired, might go to the beach and smoke a vela while watching the fishing boats.
>>145064545You can’t suffer while being gay
What are the odds that Enel is not fixing the lines to sabotage the image of Nunes?
>>145064545I'm gonna buy some fancy ice cream. Want some?
>>145064545bielsa pls
>>145064559I doubt it. They are just that incompetent and probably greedy fucks that didn't hire enough people and did proper maintenance.
I'm gonna say greet Bielsa, his entire family and his dog
>>145064581>say greettime to sleep la siesta
My former psychologist (did therapy with him for 2 years) just appeared on the news because he got killed by a drug addict from the rehab clinic that he did volunteer work at. Pretty sad really.
>>145064606Why did you do it?
>>145064639Sorry bro, I needed my crack
>>145064606ALO POLICIA FEDERAL
>>145064606imagine all the people that won't get scammed now, rip
>>145064606>therapy for 2 yearsBrazilians really are gay.
>>145064509you need to be a better version of yourself, get 100%
My nose is fucked, thank you cousinvera
for me, it's gremista rabuda gostosa
SEXO
Pixbros...
>>145064566>goes to the beach just to pajeate to the whores therehe's just like me
>>145064752based
>Pussyneri to san lorenzo
>>145064736NOT THE JAPANESE PURE TRAD WIVES
>>145064736sexo indeed
>>145055772Who the fuck is the female who statpaded against literal farmers? Why should i care about that retard?>>145057783>Shitting on PékermanAs always, colombiANOs being malagradecidaos
>>145064736Ela tem tatuagem.
>>145064413First time attack????Kek
Karryn's Prison is a legit great game.
>>145062738>Valkyrie ElysiumWhatWhen did that got on sale? Why no one talked about it?
>>145064988>Recent Reviews: Mostly Negative>All Reviews: MixedThe important question is: why is it bad?
>>145065052There is blacks in it.
>>145064943No proofs he’s Colombian, and you have no shame calling others ungrateful. You are the biggest pancakes out there
>>145064943>malagradecidaos0 TITLES
DESAGRADECIDOS DE MIERDAhttps://youtu.be/Yttd_bcBDpk
>>145065233I hate that faggot too, probably not more then you tho
>>145065233>lost to perú at home losing the WC qualification >he expects to be cheered. What did he mean by that?
>>145065306that was after Paraguay 0-0 I believe
>>145065306Oh no wait, it was after Peru, what a fuckin faggot kek
>>145062738None of the games below have anything to do with the shitbox
>>145065338>>145065354The paraguay match was in asunción. I don’t know what he expected tbdesu. You know, I’ve always wanted to listen to that guy who disallowed the last minute goal vs ecuador. You could tell he was scared shitless, but he was a man and did the right thing. Good that no retard threatened him after that
>>145065302Why would I hate him? He's a funny dumb as a brick guy.
>>145062738when will that autistic fat fuck crack the new yakuza
>>145065410He is your father>>145065401>The paraguay match was in asunciónno no, there was a 0-0 with Guillermo on Paraguay bench .I remember BAILA AHORA was TT on Ecuador after that, fuckin Alfaro semen slurper
>>145065482I'm supposed to hate him cause he scored some goals? kek. He's too funny to hate anyways.>>145065437They haven't cracked the monke game either, crackers are getting pretty lazy lately.
>>145065601there's literally only one fatass that cracks denuvo and he hasn't done shit lately for some reason
>>145065107>You are the biggest pancakes out thereOf course, we are always number one.
A Farsa Ambiental de Lula
Lista de Traições da Sony
>>145064678>>145064681tranquilo, ruggeri
for me it's CvS2, 3rd strike, Alpha 3 and Rumble Roses
>>145048033>mother's daysure thing anon
Copaliber, you:- are around 30yo- are a public servant- hate fat women- hate women with tattoos- don't have sex often
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>>145066871The strange case of the neoliberal public servant and the homophobic that loves transsexuals
>..
>>145067024>>145067043Argeentina from 2009 to 2014 was like Sao Paulo
>Procurador da Venezuela acusa Lula de ser agente da CIA: 'Não é o mesmo'A Máscara do (((Lula))) está caindo
>>145067099Big if true
Brasileirão-only Seleçãohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0pTqUJ68Fc
Yup, it’s fucking trashSee you next thread
How much porn do.you watch per day?
Maldonado en el fondo KJJJJGLU GLU GLU
Brasileirão-less selecinha
>>145066804Piensa el ladrón que todos son de su condición.
It's preposterous how brazucas push their beans and farts agenda onto /copalib/
>Destaque do Coritiba, Matheus Frizzo é oferecido ao InterOh no coxa bros
how many empanadas arabes do you fellas think the human body can withstand in a week?let me rephrase that, do you guys think if I eat nothing but empanadas arabes for the next few days I'll die?
>>145067300It's just meat with lemon anon4 days max
hmmmmm, bolsobros?? I thought venecos were commie liars should we believe them when it's convenient?
>>145067300Empanada arabe? wtf is that?
I'm convinced I'll never have a regular partner againIt's over
>>145067617it's like your sopa paraguaya but with meat
>"Quem é o porta-voz que eles colocam dizendo as coisas mais bárbaras contra nosso país através dessa chamada 'esquerda'? O senhor Boric, que agora está acompanhado por Lula. Para mim, Lula foi cooptado na prisão. Essa é a minha teoria. (...) Parte dessa chamada esquerda cooptada pela CIA e pelos Estados Unidos na América Latina agora tem dois porta-vozes, Lula, que não é o mesmo que saiu da prisão, por tudo que acusou agora, não é o mesmo em nada: nem em seu físico, nem em como ele se expressa", disse Saab.
>>145067300you're already dead
>>145067289He is owned by Tombense, only loaned at CoxaCould he a decent squad player for when Roger wins the triplice coroa next season
>>145067617give me your phone and finish that wall, I don't pay you to browse 4chan
Best two eras of Brazil in this century were under LulaWorst spell by far was under BolsonaroSon datos y hay que darlos
High IQ /copalib/ joke.
KNEEL
>>145067721NANI
>>145067704funny thing is we actually do have a version of sopa paraguaya with meat... sopa so'o
Watched 2/3 of Kinds of Kindness what did i think?
>>145067869>so'oIsn't this the guaraní equivalent of "SIKE that's the wrong number"?
>>145067956You thought it was boring
He's back
>>145067956thay bugged eye hoe and matt demon with down syndrome gravitate towards trash movies. That greek fag has only made one decent movie and he is going to ride that until he dies
>>145068082>one decent movieWhich is?
>>145067722>>dubs checked.Based.
>>145068102O dientinho do perro of course
>>145068082I liked both Lobster and TKSC, never watched DogtoothI think he tried too hard on this one, I got hooked on the edginess but it simply does not pay off, they're all shallow metaphors
>>145068188I liked the Killing of the Sacred Deer. Kinds of Kindness was just kinda boring to me.I'm not a fan of anthologies either.
>>145068192>they're all shallow metaphorsbut at the end of the day, aren't we all just shallow metaphors of ourselves? Really hot, with abs, sweaty, shallow methapors that use their clothes just a number or so smaller so their tits pull up the shirt when they bend backwards to stretch after a long day at their desk job and you can see their tummy and incipient bush
>>145068325really makes you think
The jailbaits keep teasing me
>>145068257tbhqyf he should have shot Bob.
>Download new EFootball>They have Vitoria>Just scored a goal with them
meu peru segue firme e forte
Redpill sobre filmes:Stallone Cobra, Desejo de Matar, O Atirador, O Troco, Rambo, etcEsses filmes são bons e sao os unicos que vc deve assistirhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgdsUrw_9f0
>>145068567o Peru é dureza
>>145068567O peru NAO morreu, so fico nerviosinho
>>145068574I think Lucy Liu should dress in leather more oftenAlso kind of fucked up to put a gay joke in the name of a movie about not paying a ransom brasil wtf
Dorival should be observing this man
>>145068567>Por que raios o pobre colunista imagina vitória tão larga se o mar da seleção não está para peixe, que dirá para peru?>uma exibição de gala (!) e não de galinha, para ficar no reino das aves
>>145068574Filme De Ação 2024 Filme Completo Dublado MELHOR FILME DE AÇÃO HD
VAMOS PRA CIMA DO PERU
Ele gabaritou, tá?>trocou as laterais>Bruno G na volância>Gersoneca pra dar qualidade na saída de bola>acabou com o tripé de meias>Raphinha enfiado por dentro>Centroavante que fede a golNão dá pra reclamar do Dorival
>>145068903verdade, mas>Marquinhos
os caras falando mal do Chadval quando se ele for demitido quem vai assumir é o Renato Gaucho(TM) ou Rogerio Ceni
Esses craques nunca jogaram uma copa
>>145068359>The jailbaits keep teasing meThey're ABIN agents trying to catch you with your guard down.
O único título difícil do Dorival foi a copa do Brasil e ainda foi manchada por escândalo de arbitragemRenight com toda sua soberba trabalhou com times bem mais modestos e ganhou mais, não lembro de ele ter treinado Ceará ou qualquer outro time de Série C
>the captcha is even more cancer nowfuck c l o u d f l a r e
Dorival era o cara certo no lugar certo, me lembra um amigo do trabalho que macetava uma feinha que não queria assumir, hoje está casado com elaDorival é tipo isso, sempre foi um tapa buraco e ganhou na loteria com esses 2 anos, ninguém sabe dizer como um time do Dorival joga ou qual é a filosofia de jogo
>>145068060>good times are on the waywether you like it or not
>>145069046>cloudflareapparently now they decide whether you may enter a website or not.literal dystopia
>>145068359I made the mistake of doing grocery shopping at the time some private highschool stops classes, never again
>>145069088fucking pain in the ass mate
>>145068998O Renato Gaucho ganha 2 milhoes por mes e manda a diretoria contratar Reinaldo, Soteldo e Barithwhite(TM)Vai a merda
>>145069058O cara transformou lixos como Caio Paulista, Nestor, Luciano e Rato em campeões
>>145069150Dorival também só ganhou pq a diretoria reforçou no meio do ano se não fosse o gol de mão do chinelucas nem teria passado daquele cortinas patéticosem falar que pagava 1 milha no Hamez
>>145069204James era reservaChadval transformou um time fracassado que perdeu pro Mirassol em campeãoO Renato Gaucho fez o que? ganhou titulo de Gauchao?
>>145069104teachers should be paid more, it's literally torture
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727672489114697.webm
>>145069232Ganhou tudo que o Dorival não ganhou antes de 2022 quando os times não podiam trazer estrela no meio do campeonato
>>145069262thank you saar
You gotta be fucking kidding me
Do nordeschinas really leave the house dressed like that?
>Leila Pereira about Gabriel Jesus rumours: "Gabriel Jesus is NOT coming to Palmeiras". Leila also says that she's happy with her current squad.Palmeiras bros... It's over.
>>145065233>noooooooo you should thank me for the... uhmmmmmmm ehhhhhhhhhhh...the absolute ego of the colombian shitters
>>145069344It wasnt likely at all
>>145069262Sleep tight Mr. Andardawatar
>>145069344You don't need good players when the referees are bought
Her farts must stink like hell
>>145069301ela tem tatuagem.>>145066871
>>145069384Desagradecido
>>145068919Every team needs its own vampeta
>>145069565Would eat her poop
>>145069565>the isabel phenotype but on steroids
>>145069648she's natty
>>145069614It must taste like solid whey
>>145068060sóypaulo still pays him 400k a month
>>145067122>no vegetti
>is são paulo playing?No.>is são paulo being mentioned?Yes.>what do we call this?Obsession.
>milei destroyed argentinaimagine my shock
>>145069300of courseRojo will play too I assume
>>145069833can't destroy what's already destroyed
>>145069268O que o Renato Gaucho(TM) ganhou de 2017 pra cá?
>>145069833kek reminds me of the conversation my coworker had with a taxi driver in buenos aires recently
>>145069887Im going to destroy you if you understand what im trying to imply
>>145068873>Shartinhos>Gerson
>>145069790>brazilian seleção>vegeta
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO i must point out every player i dislike even doe i have no actual reason to disliking them i just heard another person saying they are badVALEU beleza
>>145068873tem que ir de boca no peru com os dentes e dar uma mordida bem forte nele senão ele endurece
>Ederson, Vanderson, Marquinhos, Gabriel Magalhães e Abner; Bruno Guimarães, Gerson e Rodrygo; Raphinha, Savinho e Igor Jesus.aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh this is nightmare wake me up wake me up
Vai demorar mais uns 50 anos pro Flamengo ganhar 2 titulos grandes em 12 meses como ganhou com Dorivalmas segundo os especialistas do Copalib, bom mesmo é o Renato Gaucho.
>>145069976Name your ideal 12 starters if you are so good then
>>145070001if there aren't any players better than gerson, savinho, igor jesus, abner, vanderson, marquinhos...just close the doors
>anons are still malding about selecinha even doe they all know they will eventually win the 2026 world cup
>>145070055Name it.
>>145070055>can't even name itclassicyou'll complain no matter what these players are just starting
>>145070061COm certezaJá estou vendo o Rogerio Ceni ganhando a Copa do Mundo com Marcos Rocha, Everton Ribeiro, Romarinho, Jandrei e Gabigol
I really hope Saverio Orlandi wins the election at Palmeiras. I can't stand Leila anymore, fucking bitch. (but I know she'll win anyway)
Meo cade o yuri alberto meo
>>145070081>>145070098so i can't complain about the absolute trashy state of selecinha because these bagres are the best we have? strange logic
What's their fucking problem?
>>145070151it' like when your fren gets a fat whale gf and you can't make cow noises anymore
>>145070108>>145069976its over
>>145069942You can't destroy me, I'm already broken
For me it was here
>>145070151yes, Zé povinho should remain quiet
>>145070151NAME IT
>>145070311how are people supposed to watch over 60 new anime series per year?
NAME IT SAY HIS NAMEI KNOW YOU WANT ITBUT YOU ARE TOO AFRAID
>>145070311só merda com um ou outro bom como todos os anos
>>145069578no she's just black
>>145069901Bro thinks he's peter griffin :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>145070321so you like all players? all formations? all coaches?if you don't, you are zé povinho
SAYHISNAME
>>145070311>GSG: Il Teatrinowhat a chokejob kaiba, real drive, spice and wolf and aria saved that year
>>145064581>uruguayans want to give me a heart stroke
>there's no portuguese dub for Utena
You are not supposed to keep watching anime after 16 years old you know
It's not anime, it's art.
>>145070512Should have called it NOtiena then
I'm gonna be honest: it would be better having Paulinho, Hulk, Marcos Rocha and Dudu in the seleção.
>papagaio aprende a falar "zé povinho" e vira sensação no /copalib/>mais notícias às 8
>i'm ready to settle anon
sentiu
>>145070567
But you know who would be perfect for seleczhinha? A certain flamengos player...
>>145070456your taxi drivers are admittedly funnier than a seth mcfarlane script honestly, if only cause of how many insults they can come up with during one fare
>>145070616Gabriel Barbosa. O Gabigol.There. I said it.
>>145070623A tachero once told me Obama had a pill that can give you up to 20 years of youth and cure any illness.
>>145070589my neighbor looks like 45yo remy without tatuagem and still skinny, she's also some weird admixture mutt like her, that kind of face never ages well after a few kids though
>>145070589Holy shit, Remy Lacroix became a tia da merenda
I'm the palmeiras schizo btw.
Marry sayuri mattar or being billionare?
>>145070748Being billionaire and die alone. Sayuri's just too pure for me.
Monday. The worst day of the week. It's only uphill from here.
Btw the week started yesterdaywagies dont @ me
the week hasn't started for me lol
>>145070589She has a tattoo.>>145066871
>>1450668712/5
>>145070720>tia da merendamano q poha e isso
>>145070816the fat middle aged woman the makes meals on schools and has massive arms from stirring slops everyday
>>145070816It's those fat and poor ladies who make food in public schools' kitchens
>>1450668713/5
I will never get what is the appeal of having a tattoo
>>145070853big polenta arms tho
>>145070853>>145070871you forgot about the spitting in the food to get back at the kids
>>145070877because you do it once and have to convince yourself it's good because you can't take it off easilyit's an elaborate joke
>>145070853>>145070871ela bate o porra na cueca sim?
>>145070925Lol I'm pretty that's the case for a lot of peopleWhat a bunch of retards
I'm either going tattooless or getting a full arm and neck idgaf
I'm gonna make a torchic and PokeBall tattoo>Inb4 fagIdc
>>145070589muito assustador
>>145046791perro
>>145070986perro quesito uma delicia
Just imagine you get home at night tired from all that hard work at the bean farm and your tia da merenda wife is waiting for you, with a jug of ice cold cachaça, a huge bowl of feijoada, and doce de mamão for dessert. After you hang your coat she grabs you in her thick an fibrous arms and feeds you while stroking your hair and calling you her "gordinho saudavel"You can't be unhappy in brazil.
>>145070986tapa itsesi
>>145071010We don't eat doce de mamão for desserts. Do you think we are some kind of savages?The rest is correct.
>brazil doesn't know about queijo e doce for dessert
What do you guys think of this haircut? I'm thinking of getting it for myself.
>>145071056they do, they just call it king lear or some shit
>>145071056Quesito + doce de guava is pretty famous around here
>>145071056We have Queijo e Goiabada and call it Romeu e Julieta.
it's over
>>145071079They were actually laughing about the peru sexual joke heh
isso sim q é filme bomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbMOi5D9wHw
Peru is gonna go hard with the webms tomorrow
where the fuck is gago
eu acho q eu vou fica uma siestinha
>>145071111right here
>>145071078>Romeu e Julieta.there's no need for you to be like this
the next thread may include games like Once Caldas x Deportivo Pasto or América de Cali x Independiente Medellín or Atlético Nacional x Envigado FC, or Brusque x Ituano or 21:00 Guarani x CRB, maybe Liverpool UY x Montevideo Wanderers and Jaguares de Córdoba x Boyacá Chicó FC too.
(it will include none of that)
this shit still crashes when trying to post a webm
Its very curious how a state that has no coastlines (minas gerais) became the strongest state in BR volleyball
In brazil they call him James Bondi.
Which movie should I watch tonight? inb4 Remy Lacroix & Lexi Belle's Big Wet Asses 22
>>145071295She doesn't have a tattoo. So, maybe I will accept her invitation.>>145066871
>>145071378>>145071386>>145071402maybe the worst sequence of tweets in a copalib thread ever
For me its jaiminho
Any colombian anon having isues with the internet connection?
>>145071443põe um queijinho que resolve
>>145071438E se voce morresse daqui a 3 dias como voce reagiria
>>145071402My dream was sabe Lexi Belle from this degradating life and make her my spouse.
>>145071439For me, el xompiras
>>145071449Tinhamos problemas com o Tigo e O movistar no pais tudo, ha duas horas
>>145071466based salvaputas
O povo surpreso que muitos homens famosos curtiram a foto do Daniel Alves kkkkkkkkk. Meus amores, eles simplesmente não ligam. Eles não enxergam um estuprador ali, eles enxergam um ídolo do futebol, um amigo que foi ""vítima"" de uma mulher interesseira. É triste, mas é verdade
GAGUSSY IMMINENT
gago on the telly
Meus amores
Deu até saudade da Lexi agora. Vou dar uma revisitada.
GAGO WELCOME TO BOKITA...GAGO WELCOME TO INDEPENDIENTE
>>145071402El superclasico de redtube Jada Stevens x Remy Lacroix.
No suit spotted
>>145070589this is nightmare fuelk
Siempre mono nunca sapo is a homophobic remark.
>cafe da manha>tia da merendathere is a pattern here
>>145071643O cavaleiro da noite
>>145071643
>>145071643>traveco da noite
>>145071592>the webm of them playing football is banned on /sp/ cause so many classic "athlete" threads were started with itand he does it for free
>>145071592For me, it's Hitomi Tanaka vs Anri Okita
>>145071683Next OP image.
How come some dogs look so similar but every human looks different?
Eating rice and beans rn AMA
>>145071703Ok>>145071735>>145071735>>145071735
>>145071643gorda de sexo
>>145070388most of them are single or double seasons, so at worst you have to watch 40 episodes, or 44.anime episodes without the OP and ending usually last less than 20 minutes, you can burn through multiple anime in a week if you go balls to the wall with it.he could have also just *not* watched ALL the anime in the image and picked that year because it does have the ones he liked the most which would be like 10-20 or so and the rest is filler
>>145071683el feni no baja
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