No previous.News: The chin will be there for Rakić.
im in this one
Corey reddithaven
great thread
I am offering my full throated endorsement of this as the current and official /heem/ thread of the /sp/ board!
HEY SQUIRT THINK FAST GADOOSH
New /heem/ rule is to never use threads with wmma OPs.
were in this one
*enters thread*
>>145103636i went for a piss cause i thought the fight was boring and missed this
>>145103638*EXCEPT if its jandiroba
>>145103636Algerian bvll avenged azaitar
>>145103668especially if its her
>>145103658yeah i was tabbed for that one too same as picrel
I drive
wmma and manletweight fights are good masturbation breaks if only the UFC hired good looking women so i could jerk off without straying way for too longi missed everything after holland dolidze because i'm not watching 1 hour of the bloated corpse of aldo + wmma after it
>>145103681oops forgot to add webm
>>145103638Fuck the rules
>Dana White has been keeping this sport in a B tier for two decadesWhy is this faggot trying so hard to be a wannabe Bob Arum?
>>145103704thats a man
>>145103714As a Muslim, I am sure it is right up your lane eh?
>>145103704You would have never heard of mma had it not been for the work Dana has done
>>145103723huh
>>145103704it's unironically the time for mma to be taken over by a nippon-brazilian union so we can have actual kino or at least something close to PrideOne is kinda a disaster mma wise but rizin is doing half decent
>>145103704>expecting even B tier shit in this fucked era
3 wmma fights in a row this Saturday….dont think I’m gonna make it desu
Ilia Topuria is going demon mode in ten days
>>145103782just don't watch them, it's not that difficult
>>145103782it's called a nap
If you don’t like the ufc, don’t watch it and stop trying to poison it for the rest of us
>>145103782finna have me a good night rest break
>not just tuning into the event when cody fights>not just tuning out of the event right after cody loses
>>145103818Based codes you gotta love him
Just beat slave knight gael. NBD is what it is.
>When roses drop, >from vase or from stem, >and lose of leave begins: >tears now also fall.>A dream that lasts for an hour, >changes and further begin, >a dream – in front of the depths of sorrow: >the roses lose their leaves.SOON
>>145103882Nice interim belt bro.
>>145103882you can tell he's not a wrestling fan, based.
>>145103782It's called going out with you're friends, g. Maybe getting sum pussey along the way.
>>145103882Roman Reigns heems Aspinall
>>145103900he made sure his belt wasn't upside down. brother, he's a natural.
DANABROS IT'S OVERHE WATCHED AN ILLEGAL FUCKING STREAMhttps://twitter.com/ChampRDS/status/1846396233025225124
im here to heem
>>145103924Dana is a fucking billionaire. why is he watching streams?
aliel jewani is in the gurus chat
>>145103929Dana is known for being stingy, he’d never give his money to a competitor
Johnny Runner
>>145103782Im gonna do some cardio and weights to kill time while it's on.
>>145103840you finna know it!!!
>>145103937we dont participate in that type of shit here
>>145103937hate to say it but guru won
>>145103937holy shit
52 days until Gane fights.
guru is a jewloving gingerhomo
>>145103937whatd he say
Tactical Trvke
>>145104041he said thanks for the warm welcome and for being fans of his channel and then guru hit him with wdwtch and something about holocaust numbers
52 days until Gane dies!!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/DXKPVWb6C_o?si=johgBGT1N6JvfiJOpiggy is live and ariel is in the chat
>>145104041
>>145104051i love knocking him out on ufc unsdisputed 2010 with matt serrathey also gave him unblockable takedowns in that game alongside brock lesnar
omg the dramathe gossipshazam
>>145104110we get it youre so hecking different and based
is true?!?!
>>145104081>There he is. As predicted. Right on cue. You always deliver bubba.
>>145104051belal's record already puts him at #3 ww of all time
>>145104119yeah
heeminder
If there were an MMA 2, what would the rules be?
>>145104187Dana purposely losing games of soggy biscuit for six straight hours in the octagon
>>145104051THE Sean Brady? Also belal got heemed by luque.
>>145104187bkfc but add kicking and elbows
>>145104187King of the Streets
KWAB
>>145104187bare knucklegrounded knees, stomps and soccer kicks all allowed12-6 allowedONE judging/scoring and officiating (yellow/red cards)one round of 15/25 minuteskarate combat style fight pit
>>145104051>Got colded
>>145104271saw the leafs post and add knees/kicks for downed opponents to this
>>145104187Powerslap
I could kiss everyone itt.
>>145104504would. i love bogged women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oE4ny3oGB4ITS UP
>>145104515get help
>>145104504Remember when Sean Penn tied her to an chair and weemed her? Crazy haha
>>145104524is there a cure for bogged women love?
Dana has said that the UFC is replacing the ranking system and there's a real possibility that AI replaced it
>>145104532turns out he ended up doing nothing wrong
>>145104555gaining intellect
>>145104569how is that done
>Danya Al-Said
>>145104560The ranking system was BS anyway.
CHIWIWIS
Dana has already replaced the fighters with AI and you're worried about the rankings
K-1 is a more interesting non judische alternative to ufclop
the rankings will be done by the fans
>>145104641Can't believe this guy ended ankalaev's ufc career
>>145104360>one round of 15/25 minutesunironically terrible ideaall fights will end in a stalemate of two gassed retards laying on each otherjust make it two rounds of 6 minutes with no more than 2 minutes of ground control allowed for each
the heem will be there for Rakshit
I was the only one here watching Jungle Fight. You guys have no rights to speak next to my opnion
>>145104718>timed standupskys brainlet
>>145104712I can't believe that he heemed ACKalaev with the same kick that he did Manuwa. But shoulda known, in hindsight.
>>145104740One round is a terrible idea
>>145104740there is literally no argument against itjust limit ground time without imposing a limit on striking simple
jesus christ, i unironically could make better videos than every mmatuber. do people really love watching other people mentally decline more every next vid?
does anybody actually boy rakic? cant imagine anybody being that much of a loser
>>145104504You could never kiss me.
>>145104771can't be saved by the bellcardiolets get btfo>>145104789>in the middle of a submission>time's over up you get!retard
>>145104799Nope it’s just chamatards who hate Ankalaev
>>145104864i dislike both ankalaev and rakic, i think therye both hacks who could only get far in a shit division like 205
Fight Fairy's last upload was 10 days ago
>>145104828>>in the middle of a submission>>time's over up you get!can be solved by imposing a rule to not stop midway a submissioneasyif someone is trying to stall by holding a shitty dustin-guilli it counts as a stale and the ref gets them up
i hated shartkalaev long before pereira was in the ufc
Are karate fighters known for distance control?
>Pookalaev vs Rakshit split draw
>>145104900Ye
>>145104900Yeah>Inb4 wonderboy getting heemedDoesn't count.>WhyBecause >B-butDoesn't count.
>>145104923why couldnt shavkat do this
>>145104932He's not very good at fighting.
>>145104932There's levels to this shit.
>>145104882>leaving it to the refs to decide what constitutes a meaningful sub attemptlegitimately fucking retardedstand ups and separations already happen only change necessary is to tell UFC refs to have a shorter fuse like they do in ONE and implement a yellow card system
also 1 round means fighters will figure out a way not to gas which is pointfighting enjoy every fighting becoming a glorified sparring session>>145104900nope lolKyokushin has horrendous distance control mainly because of the stance, they can improve their own range but have no sense of range compared to people who are used to fight in normal stances
>>145104932injured
Cain Velasquez sentencing hearing is this SaturdaySend energy
imagine the outrage if pettis got a title fight after beating wonderboy
>>145105016>UFC heavyweight champion >Resort to guns when you could kill the paedophile who raped your daughter with your bare hands without endangering innocents>MissI sympathize with his plight, but he acted like an retard.
>>145104989What fucking retard.Distance management is not being at long range, is staying at whatever distance you want, kyokushin is all about pressure and staying at close range and they also have the best headkicks and low kicks off combos out of any martial art.Kyokushin moves at close range, other karate styles and martial arts usually fight at mid to long range.
>>145105068>Distance management is not being at long range,no part of my post implies that
>>145105016based cain will get off just so the democrat system can say they protect children for the electionim not joking btw, the system works like this
based cain protector of children
>>145105056>touching human garbagethe only REAL problem is cain not shooting him in the face point blank
>>145105132I agree. Unfortunately he shot him all the way across the street and missed.
>>145105115he failed to protect his son in two different aspects and now he's going to prison
This guru cat white knights over a fat dyke being rightfully ridiculed for her appearance and one week later you have the king jew of mma media patting him on the back in his chat I am so done with this charade
Cred where it's due, Guru's impressions are on point. Very entertaining stream.
Cain is a super underrated biblical name but wasn’t he the evil one who permaheemed his brother? Why would a Christian name their kid that?
>>145105169you seem confused
>>145105169based retard
>>145105166goddamn beaners always choke when it matters most
>>145105207cause Abel sounds lameCain is badass, has a bit of an edge to it
>>145105094You said they have bad distance control from their stance when their stance is ideal for close range and said they have no sense of range compared to other stances which would have to be stances for longer range since other types of stances are better for longer ranges.
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>>145105207Probably apotropaic. The use of such names is well accustomed in Spanish. >>145105225Many such cases.
>>145105281.
>>145105281imagine Dricus pregnant
>>145105319He couldn't be his complete self until he shed the beard.
>>145105319dricus won the rematch if you watch the first fight after this won
THE Roberto Soldic
hap
Gork Chandler, esseintally
Ape Chandler
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
>>145105319the only thing this proves is the fact that ben askren was ufc champion material
>>145105655meng wuznt n he gave that individual a meal deal
>>145105655I agree that Askren would've sub'd DDP.
Bo Chandler
my hap and ace will be better than chandlers because im gonna just going to marry a black chick with at least 2 small kids and groom them to be fighters
>>145105757based father who stepped up
hap assumed the villain position
Re: the bong who asked if I thought Jones is catty enough to delay his own retirement to cause Daniel Cormier unnecessary grief (and spend time away from his WAG and bairns), yes absolutely positively 100% I do without question
i have had plans to win in some way against every top in ufc for at least 20 years. a few i can/could actually beat in a fight. also dont forget about self-destruction.
>>145105169yeah jews love.. wait what?
>>145103782i think pfl main card is on at the same time
>No, fuck no I'm not retiring. I'm too old to retire.so death it is. yeah, im thinking BASED
He's finally succumbed to the men in the walls.
>>145106040what was the point of no return in tonys career?
no one gonna question chandler calling his sons "hap" or "ace". these are names you give to a dog...
>>145106040Never heard of too old to retire in my life sounds daunting des u
>>145106154They're abbreviates of Hapman and Iceman, chuddo.
*Aceman
>>145106093childhood>>145106168you live in a comblok and have never been psychically active unless if you were too retarded for mandatory service
Hapothy, Ace Ventura.
Movie
Chandler begged his wife to marry him for years and had to sign "adopt 2 black babies" in the prenup agreement
>>145106219>Hapmanwhat does hapman and aceman mean?
I'm the HapmanSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub(I'm the Hapman)Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub
>>145106346Topuria is looking fresh as fuck.
AUGH
>>145106268Your post doesn't make sense and is wrong IC3, athletes get in worse shape in the army because it's designed for neckbeards I lost a bit of weight there and about 50% of us don't live in cities
>I'm sure you're happy, Mike. But let me tell you, if things go bad, and they can go very bad, I know a guy just in case. Ok, get ready for the pic
>>145106346This is my favorite monkey gif of all time b, you don't happen to have the IC4 edit where the screen shakes and there are fast cuts in webm format do you?
>>145106385speaking of 50 percent, isnt that you tax rate?
>>145106417You tell me
>>145106373>jones is a brazza
>>145106456brazzas dont dominate they lay and prayjon jones literally had sex with anthony smith in the cagekhabib crotchsniffed raging al iaquinta
>>145106454gaytch gets heemed then has to raise hap and ace with steph
me and the leaf won /heem/ tonight
Jon is a rapist
>>145106416That's all I have g
>>145106646a gay rapist
>>145106646he only rapes white boys so that's not my problem
>>145106713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEua2Z21MPswrong, jon is into men of all colours
>>145106713
https://youtu.be/V5kwAZUQZow?si=zM0qFakjszVkHhwG>she does have a flat ass, but i love it, oh i love it>i love my wife's flat assuhhhh... jonbros?
Stinks of mutt's law itt I'm off to /mu/
>>145106800nothing wrong with a woman with a flat ass. the core issue is jon jones cheats on his wife with blue-eyed men
>>145106761nah, he's sexually attracted to whites, he just wants to rape DC because DC reminds him of what he could be.
>>145106831a bloated nigga?
>>145106828why do you think he likes flat asses so much b
>>145106852happy go lucky fat nigga who's comfortable with himself instead of being a closeted homo.
>>145106852And a drunk, DC's main grim thing is that he's a day drunk on live TV
>>145106878jones is literally an alcoholic
>>145106890Is it impossible for people to discuss anything without you inserting jones into the conversation? Obsessed faggot
>>145106864gane's got a skibidi gyatt brapper. aint nothing flat about him
until the race of the man in the comedy club is revealed we cannot be certain about jones racial preferences in men
>>145106822off you pop, jones will still be gay when you get back
>>145106902How cold is it right now in Finland? Jones.
He was gay, jon jones?
>>1451069744 Celsius. Gustafsson
Veronica Hardy's pit spitter checking in.
>>145107013How do latinx minxes with CTE sounding fake english accents say Hawk Tuah
darren till's secret lover signing on
>>145107035How are you preparing for the Whittaker fight
>>145104051Belal is indeed a modern day GSP.The real p4p ranking as of now is1. Islam2. Belal3. Merab<gap>4. Pantoja<gap>the rest
>Fighter removed: Cory McKenna>>145107034HO TOOHO TOO
I know Belal likes to jest but he would completely mog Islam if they actually fought
>>145104081piggy really does live rent free in the jews head lol
>>145107078Brazza I sleep wiz window open and socks wet brazza but still temperature iz the same I no like this
looking forward to whittaker vs borralho
>>145107117Looks like i'll be removing my corey from my pants for cory if you catch my drift
>>145106454well you see uhhh
why do all brazillians in the UFC look like criminals or cartel members
>>145107209Have you seen them outside the UFC b
>>145107215nvm i take it back. gene silva kind of looks like a guy who would work at a place that sells cell phones
don't brag about taking my side heems
The moon is tilted 90' to the right what does this bode for UFC 308 I might do a parlay
I’d punch any of you in the face if I ever met you
>>145107379you wouldn't punch ciryl gane in the face
How was this guy the most popular fighter on the roster for a time? We made it out the dog days, heem.
>>145107404ooo that boy mighty zesty
>>145107404why is the shoe there
>>145107404ZESTY
>>145107404You mean you don't miss kamaru usman in goat discussions for repeatedly beating meng and colby?
>>145107432The invisible man is teabaging him
>>145107432Asking the important questions
>>145104187Headbutts and all kinds of kicks/knees to grounded opponents allowed. Also I cant remember the name but there is some eastern organization which has a rule where when the fight goes to the ground a timer starts and after a set time (like 45-60s) no matter the position they are in the ref stops it and makes them stand up. Basically forcing them to actively try to use their chance and really try to finish and I think it would result in much more interesting fights if you consider how much stalling/laying in guard happens in the average modern fight.
Imagine if
>>145107432what's wrong with having a beer
>>145107432>shoeThat's more than a shoe. It's a jordan. I've seen folx jump kids on the street for them. If a kid was walking barefoot, then you knew he got jumped for his Js. My aunt married a man from the hood who would spend his paychecks on different color jordan 3s for whatever reason while they had 3 kids and were in poverty. For some reason people lose their minds over jordans. What amazes me is that apparently it crosses over to New Zealand All Blacks too judging from this adesanya post.
>>145107361bet on gemini and scorpio fighters, fights involving libras will be draws
>>145105655Despite the meme energy, Askren DID choke-out a former UFC champion in his UFC debut. Lawler saying he wasn't out is pure cope, dude was limp.
Conor mcgregor vs ilia topturo is in fact the fight to make
>>145107555No
Ilia Tomato
matt dickie games >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ufc 5
New lucas tracy video just dropped
>>145107565Bapbapbapbapbap
Iliud Toponimia
>>145107526For heemsters to young to remember Michael Jordan was like the IC3 Conor McGregor in terms of eclipsing his sport and making brand deals I assume he is the hero of generations of Haps>>145107533Shukran habibi I am inputting this data into my calculations now will report back later
Ilia "El Luchador Negro" Topurio
Danilel "DC" Comidor
really?
im a jacked IC69 boi, waddup
>>145107474kek
Iliad Todyssyria
turdlip
Ilia Chandler
>>145107404pissy was never popular, you fell for it
29 and Chandler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdLKkjqGVhYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdLKkjqGVhYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdLKkjqGVhYits up
im sad i never got to stick my finger up this girl's butthole :*(
>>145107834buttholes stink retard
>>145107833>aura billionair>has rape tainted aurashant be watching that
>>145107871nah your mom does.
Lia Puria.
The truth is that Ngubu is about to face a BIG PROBLEM and i don't think he is able to solve it.
Illest Alive Topuria
Tom Nigga
ngubu won a bag, but lost his legacy.
>>145107964Oh fuck. I think this is the fucking post right here.
magumbu is gonna knocked out so hard he'll be back to begging in the streets of casablanca
Ilia is so iconic you can just refer to him by his first name and everyone knows who you're talking about
>>145107977and his sonto death!
>>145108025that's not funny. don't joke around other peoples kids
Lilac Topiaria.
It's crazy how fast fighters go from "GOAT candidate" to "flushed bum"People are going to act like Merab and Belal were never good when they both lose their titles before they can get even one defense
>>145108025Lol
>>145103872Based, best boss in the series
death to ckb
>>145103872gael is based but friede is harder
But can you beat Slave Knight Gane
>>145108046it's a scary thought that belal is only a shavkat and jdm (and free colby defense) away from surpassing usman
>>145108046volk's fault. if he properly got to 155 instead of taking the fight on 5 days notice or whatever. islam took his chin, and arturio retired him. volk can still probably beat all the guys in that division but he'll get raped by any 145ers with power.
>>145108046Being heemed by Martins' son will do that to ya
>>145108003Why don't people just beat them up in Morocco ? Last time I went to Rabat they was a ton of them, just roaming around like NPC's, I don't get why you let them be there.
>>145108046for the record i still think volk is a goat candidate and that belal is already higher in the goat conversation than leon but merab... nah merab'll always be a bum
>>145108147i used to throw rocks and eggs at them back in middle school and back in 2019 small ambushes of moroccans beating up beggars happened somewhere during the start of the lockdownmoroccans have a lot more to worry about and the cucked law enforcement is on their side unfortunately, you could maybe rape or beat up one of them but they spawn by dozens if not hundreds everyday out of nowhere, this also happened a while ago : https://www.africanews.com/2022/07/21/27-migrants-killed-in-morocco-crackdown-not-23-watchdog//
>yeah man a 5"6 134 pound man is going to beat up a 6"4 260pound man because he's le trainedweight classes for a reason
>>145107336Kek
>>145108238Show me one time this happened
>>145107336this a bahtsinge reference? talmbout artem's son?
>>145108238motivated 140 conor kills this du
>POV>MMA COACH
Belal would have beaten Usman
>>145108046They aren't good.
anal with julieta
>motivated 140 conor
>>145108046belal has a chance. merab? he's only beaten ocucky.
This is how i would've structured the UFC Sphere CardMAIN: Conor McGregor vs Alexander VolkanovskiCO: Tom Aspinall (IC) vs Brock LesnarFEATURE: Craig Jones vs a really really fat guy (BJJ)Tyron Woodley vs Colby Covington 2Junior Tafa vs Justin Tafa
tots on ossman
>>145108323>Junior Tafa vs Justin TafaFake fight
>>145108256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJN2arIWSeM
There is only one way to be true and infinity ways to be false. Then it can be said that man walks a thin path in life beset on all sides by misery.But truth has a presence, and especially in the dark does one become keen for light.Then it can be said that in the face of despair that man show his purity.A single truth, a billion fold virtues unto the trichiliocosm.De Wa.
>>145108323OOOOOHHHH THEY USED TO BE BROOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>145108323>no Elkins vs Guida>no Elkins vs Guida 2
>>145108437what is sex like with ugly women aka sheemers?
>>145108437>butterfaces acting like slutsyum
ynr stefan struve (same age as pereira btw)
>>145108437the tradwife
>>145108450Its great. They do stuff other girls wont. Make of that what you will. I ask them respectfully.
>Last post 25 minutes ago
>>145108610Do they eat ass?
>>145108346Oh
>>145103638Hah this makes a lot of sense. >Mens bum holes and calling caucus lads daddy is = perfect.Tabatha's sexy face and body = get that OUT of my ThreadThanks for further confirming my suspicions
>>145103638except when its Alexa Grasso ofc
>>145103714they can't keep their stories straight. we're IC5s one post, IC4s in another, now he's calling you an IC6. Meanwhile the majority of americans are IC9s and 3s
Stay black
the UFC is flushed
aliskerov fought 2 good fighters and got blasted instantly by both of them does anyone still rate him
>>145104795yes, lolcows are mainstream now. nobody cares that you make killer slides and nail the delivery in the boardroom, gramps.
>>145108874Careful. If you get spammy too revved, he'll get on his throw away IP and post his home made photoshops of Islam sticking his meng into literal tranny bussy.
>>145108262>SakuraBased.
>>145105207spics also name their kids jesus when they shouldn't.
>>145108874Circles you don't have to pretend to be straight anymore, it's okay.
Is anyone else catching a lot of stray bans today for ancient posts you definitely didn't write
>>145108998You're up awfully early IC4 is there a breakfast menu down nando's or why are you awake at 7
>/heem/ virgin incel chuddies ignored the WMMA tread and went to the mexishit thread insteadvery telling of you women hating freaks.
>>145108046Volk flushed himself with alcohol and retarded fight picking, Belal and Merab will never be good, just because epo and humping people for 25 minutes allow you to "win" a fight doesn't mean you're a good fighter.Also bw and ww are flushed divisions.
UFC should do away with fight bonuses and do something with more soul, e.g. like instead of a cash prize of $50k, the top fighter of the night instead gets a "Top Gun" hat which they can keep for the rest of their life.
>>145109085>all attention on Steven>Poatan is practically invisibleThis is a real master.
There is some strange turn in the tides I'm sensing where people are not just talking about Belal "RtN" Muhmed but talking about him as a good fighter an accomplished one even
>>145108046Belal "Remember the Name" Mohammed was in fact never good.
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
Combat sports?
juiced up lay and pray heartleti hate that hook nosed mountain monkey but i hope ank zeems
the outcome of Max vs Ilia will be determined by whether or not Topuria breaks after Holloway survives his output in the first two rounds
Max HollowpooIllia Turdpooria
>>145109231What?
>>145109276Where?
>>145109233It would be funnier if he beats Ank and gets heemed silly by Pereira before Alex fights Jones
>>145109285*cums in you*
>toopoor nuthuggers acting like max is getting sparked in the first round by a midgealmost as bad as khabib fans tbqh
>>145109303*heems you first* not today not ever shirtlifter
>>145109361Trump loves russia
>>145109361why wont mcgoobster just let go?its been years since ufc 229, even khabib stopped talking bout goob
>>145109482When you're living with no future it's hard to let go of the past
>>145109482He's probably even more mad now that Artem turned out to be a Helwani so the whole thing was for nothing (besides lots of money)
>>145109482His job nowadays is being a professional hater.
>>145109085
>>145109197I wouldn't bother just on principal.Find a locally produced stout and support them.
>>145109361mcgregor is a bipolar mcnigger these days
L I N E A LINEAL
>>145108353What's this from it's good
>>145109659star wars kotor
I reckon Austin Lane heems Despaigne by the second, the big goofy meme that he is. Cheddar pepperoni large pan is only 15e and with extra cheese and pepperoni it's 20,40. Seems like a steal. Weird how the card is built backwards tbph.
My nation just lost the second coming of George Michael, and you're all posting like nothing happened. Shame on you.
>>145109764>One Direction cuck
Little ding dong of a ting he is ye?
>>145109764Which deano was he
>Thanks for keeping the strap warm Tom.SOON.
Max is gonna FUCK turdpooria UP
Favorite UFC crowd chant? Mine has to be >interim, and you know you are>interim, and you know you are>interim, and you know you are
>>145109764there's no second coming of George Michael, don't insult him like that
>>145109830Thiccc boy nation we are so back
>>145109852>Please retire>*clap clap*>*clap clap clap*
>>145109854True, but ar' George was the second coming of Elvis
>>145109889That would be Kari Tapio b
>>145109830Schaub gave me style Schaub gave me grace
Our Schaub who art in Heaven. Holloway be thy name
listening to Megadeth for the first time, this is giga based. Why do no fighters walk out to this but to faggot homiesexual bantu mutt music instead?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVhJy-CR64Q
>>145109197>high ABV slop for terminal alchoholicsHis whiskey is 36$ for 2 bottles , okay whiskey starts at 150$ a bottle
There is no such thing as okay whiskey
Torturous is out here IRL BBC posting.
>>145110027unrecoverable story loss, however it will resonate with the american audience
>>145108096Yeah that bitch is my next victim.
>>145110027franks weewee is small though
kody steele
>>145108437jfc roxanne,,,
>>145109995riffs basedvocals unfathomably gay
>>145110031The current worst spammer of interIC sex is using your flag brucie boy
>>145110094Bit disrespectful but faultless take
rakamakafon
freestyler
>>145110094Mustaine was always a guitarist, he only started singing when they kicked him out of Metallica for being too drunk
>>145110064>kody steele>not actually coated in steel
>>145110118For being based you mean
>>145110126kodak black
Ikram
gregor gillespie is missing
>>145110152ACKram ACKliskerov
>>145110126maybe its in his bants
>>145110163he filled the hole in kevins game
>>145110163Ngl I like the tapestry design on the wallpaper it reminds me of masvidal's bathrobe but less gaudy
I think I'm gonna get into baseball. Play baseball myself too. Join a team
officer nerd pops in my head every few weeks and it makes me laugh
>>145110206Is minge the motivating factor behind this b you might as well take up swimming it's more aesthetic and a hobby you can do anywhere
I eaty I sleepy I trainy
>>145110256I can swim and play baseball and train heemingits just that baseball is super based
heeming is retarded, never shouldve trained desu
Who is the MOST handsome fighter in the ufc
>>145110206We have baseball clubs?
>>145110286
>>145110293holy zest
>>145109995Hell yeah
>>145110312Watch your language this is a blue board
>when DADDYS BBC hits you in the bussytan
>>145110300>wearing cuban shirt is now considered zesty
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
the fuck is this the fashion channel?
>>145110262Good pun b
HEEEEEEEEEEM
boop
>>145110401Bradley Martyn vs Mighty Mouse.webm
>>145110406Finland's strongest warrior
>>145110401https://observatornews.ro/eveniment/barbatul-care-a-trantit-la-pamant-un-copil-in-deva-a-fost-arestat-preventiv-primele-cuvinte-ale-baiatului-dupa-ce-sia-recapatat-constienta-409442.htmlkinda sad heem
>>145110401Rarely see a chokeslam heem irl
>>145110401every single slavic heem poster lives in one of those commie blocks overlooking a playground
>>145110422Turku and it's swedish and kurdish consequences have been a disaster for the finnish mma reputation
Is gooby ever going to fight?
>>145110401Is the Chokeslam a valid MMA maneuver?
>>145110429it's a heem or be heemed world b
>>145110429one of my favorite heems
>>145110450homocity too
>>145110451the only fight goobs gon do is fighting his 'caine and alko addiction
It's time to heem the day
>Khamzat never became a Swedish citizenIs this dude serious? He would only had to live in Sweden for like 5 years and apply for it and pay some ceremonial sum and then he would have been given his citizenship, its literally being handed out like candy here
I sent a text to someone that sounded really awkward and weird but now it’s too late to change it so I’m just gonna have to commit to it
K-1
remember the name. please.
>>145110592His mom and siblings must hate him. They escape a war torn country only for him to go back to their dictator and twerk for him as a little show animal. All for some material items like cars, clothes, and watches. His family in Sweden watching their step too.
>>145104743What are you guys taking about? This didn't happen.
>>145110620"Remember his name"-bros...... i dont feel so good
>>145104874Heavyweight is shit, light heavyweight is shit, middleweight is shit, welterweight is shit. So WHO'S good? You and your mates. Man I fucking hate you guys, so negatives, so upity, just shit talking everyone and everything, all day every day, it's so boring. If the 10% of posters I enjoy reading stop posting here I'll never come to this sad general again
I followed you and used Neanderthal, cave marking style of paragraph just for you guys by the way, I hope you're happy, as it was painful
is it too late for me to start MMA training? (Just for fitness and self-dense)i'm 38, zero exercise for 10 years or more due to ongoing health issues.
>>145110675Yes it's too late, your body will reject it
>>145110675no it's not too late, just start slow if your body is fucked up
>>145110683i'm just trying to avoid snapping my shit up permanently basically lad. i need my knees>>145110684thanks anon, i'll muster up the energy and try to go 1x time a week, then 2x, then 3x etc.
>>145110675its not too late but its gon hurt alot
>>145110675Just join an mma gym b. We got old boys turning up all the time, just be a real one and you'll get on fine
>>145110705how about judo or bjj instead? bjj is probably the softest way to train martial arts, and judo has a lot of older people practicing it, it strengthens your body well
>>145110620god it is so fucking funny how belel can become a world champion and everybody, both fighters and fans, still disrespects him the exact same as before
>>145110675don't be so down on yourself. i bet if you really set your mind to it in about 5 years time you could definitely be padding the amateur record of dana's next british hype job. just remember to get paid up front because dana is a jew and notorious for reneging on payment, after all what are you gonna do call the cops?
>>145110675nah just join a hobbyist gym and avoid meatheads like me. glhf nigga
>>145110675>is it too late for menah as long as you have your mental capacity and your body works then you can do whatever you want
>>145110675Good luck spammy, its never too late to try.
If torpuria really thinks he his harder than Justin Gathje, Conor McGregor, or Korean Zombie he's on for a ride awakening on the floorb face down ass up and belt gone .
>>145110705Oh you want to know if it's safe. Well I wouldn't bother with anything like jiu-jitsu, it's not really a life skill as advertised so not worth it. Striking and wrestling would be pretty safe for the body, beneficial actually, unless you do something stupid, that goes for most sports though.
>>145110675the gym i go to is full of guys in their 30s-40s, especially at evening classes. Dont stress it bro
>>145110592Only goy become citizens and pay taxes.
>>145110810Zombie, haha wah? You must be Korean or something
>>145110924>pay taxes.You have to pay taxes in Sweden if you are living here no matter if you are a citizen or not
>>145110675>38Shouldn’t you be taking care of your family?
>>145110705>i'm just trying to avoid snapping my shit up permanently basically lad. i need my kneesI don't know shit about training mma, but getting older and injured isn't worth it.You should do at least a year of stretching and body weight exercise before you plan on using your body for sport.
>>145110895There must be some real beasts there. Take some pictures of some of them to post here next time
>>145110938Imagine you were an Escort and you didn't pay Taxes, or only paid Peanuts do you think someone would be sent to check how many guys she's getting fucked by? That would be crazy
>>145110970>Imagine you were an Escort and you didn't pay Taxes, or only paid Peanuts do you think someone would be sent to check how many guys she's getting fucked by?Yes because the guys would be apprehended because its illegal to buy sex in Sweden, mind you its still legal to sell sex, just not legal to buy it
>>145110954Xircles looking to expand his fap folder
>>145110954Joe Rogan has scars, cadaver grafts, and he doesn't even compete. I thought it would be sweet to learn dirtbiking when I turned 30 and my shoulder has permanent damage after one bad spill a year into progressing. Niggas break their necks rolling the wrong way trying to escape in bjj
>>145110724>bjj is probably the softest way to train martial artsIt's really not, the worst injuries I've ever gotten have been grappling. even from just drillsThe softest way to train martial arts is cardio kickboxing with no proper sparring
>>145110954lol no, it’s just a bunch of dads with beer guts wrestling each other after work, playing rugby and talking about heems
wow /heem/ actually discuss mma when theres no fight going on, im quite surprised
>>145110999you're right, I apologize. I have a feeling this is a fairly modern thing where people get fucked up over and over in training. The modern world is destroying our bodies, making them fragile. Some random dude from ancient Athens is probably like a brick wall compared to mma fighters today
guys it’s francis ngannou fight week let’s show some enthusiasm
>>145111262I'm very excited for Arseforface getting to win the lineal championship when he makes it to pfl within a year
>>145111285the lineal champion is daniel dubois
>>145111298
>>145111298Elaborate b
>>145106454Chandler looks like highschooler who repeated 11th grade 5 times
>>145106454niggas got his bookbag on LMAO
>>145111393We don’t use that word in my household. Please refrain.
>>145110999The worst injuries you ever got from training were repeated oil checks. You probaly would never tap to them...Respectfully.
>doo has rucksack innit
>lads wearing 'is satchel inn'e
>nah 'llow it famb mandem's got iz JDs oh my days uno
Yeap...*kicks rock* gettin an little long in the tooth in this thread. Suppose Ill get to saying it soon....yessiree....*adjusts cowboy hat*
*indistinct northern grunting*
>>145111506What's wrong (jt)b?
oh yeah uhroyce gracie -> ...... -> francis noobgu -> anthony joshua -> daniel dubois
>>145111014Haha well that sounds healthy anyway, better than what they'd be doing otherwise too. So you all drink Kumis afterwards? Sometimes I wish I didn't grow up in the west
you cannot lose a fighting championship in a game of pillowball
>>145111553Pillowtap obviously doesn't count and who is daniel dubois
the sleem was so intense it simply skipped over your gay non-existent rules
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
>>145107631The thing is, teenagers buying them don't even know who he is, that's what makes it even worse, it's all just speculation
>>145110675>Just for fitness and self-dense)Not at all, literally just show up, ask the instructor to give you easier exercises that you can handle if necessary
Wow didn't know Max is a christian just like me, what a champ, what a fighter.
>>145111727>You are my battle-ax and sword>With you I will shatter nations and destroy many kingdomsWhat did Maxammed Al-Hawaii mean by this
HEEEEEEEM
>>145110981Can't tell if you're agreeing with me or not, but that's why I said it's not worth it. I'm sure it's not even great cardio. I hope you "rolled" with females and performed a lot lot lot of misconduct
>>145111764Imagine heeming this old fool in front of his dojo using nothing but Strickland's toolkit
>>145109995listen to the original mix>>145110094reference so based that it makes me question if the leaf flag is a vpn
>>145111749That he's blessed.
BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Tracy says Gane has ZERO AURA
>>145111839>Lucas Tracyno idea who this retard isgoogle his name and finds his youtube channellook at one of his videos and he starts of by saying "UFC would not survive without MMAyoutubers"this dude is retarded right?
>>145111862it's a jokehas says just kidding 30 seconds later
I could zeem anyone who watches MMA youtubers
>>145111874>>145111874>>145111874
>>145111795>italian>megadethThis thread keeps getting more interesting
>>145111871>im joking around here a little bit.... but lets be honestthis is just a way to deflect criticism for what he actually believes
>>145111889how's locktober going
