Cant wait for that meme to die
>>145124637Dodgers!
GG doyers, my mets need a miracle
Doyers
doyers
>mests
Yankees.
>>145124637Based grimace >>145124647keep em seethin
Hey Cubs Whatdya say!!
methinks the guardians could actually win this crap or at least take the yankees to 7. They gotta get more out of their star’s on offense
Thank you, Gura-chan!
>>145124638Oh my god it’s the lead singer of such /mlb/ hits as “Gape Me Out To The Ball Game.”
>>145124653My Jints came back from being 1-3 in the NLCS. Anything can happen
>>145124647It died tonight
Reminder if you're rooting for anyone but the Guardians you have AIDS
will spammy make a mettiejetties edit? i really hope xir does!
>>145124669Why are they so zesty
>>145124679Love ya anon
>>145124647If the mets lose the next one I hope someone vandalizes the purple seat kek
>>145124688Everybody in Cleveland has AIDS from living in Cleveland
2hu is reclining. I'm no match for chad Hololive and sailor moon poster here. It's ogre...
>>145124700True , village of the hidden crackhead needles .
>>145124700You should kill yourself for my entertainment.
GG Doyers, and a remind to all: if your shit team didn’t make the LCS then your opinion is irrelevant. See ya tomorrow pacos and weeaboos.
>>145124704i enjoy these ty for makin em
meet me there
Regardless of how you feel about the Dodgers and Yankees, which do you think will win the World Series?
>>145124700>>145124688>AIDSPool's closed, kek.
>>145124667Yanks have been squandering runners as well. They need one of these 10 run games.
>>145124712how would you know i did it? you wouldnt be able to get the video unless someone else uploaded it
>>145124705i blame sailor moon newfag. doyers have been unstoppable since she came
>>145124732>so retarded he can't figure out how to livestream a suicideNow you should really do it.
>average Yankees fan
>>145124715GG MettieJettie. See you tomorrow.
thank you to the pacobros for bringing lengua and al pastor to my city
>>145124705Vtubers replacing Touhou. Just like real life.
Metsaki is dead. Long live Mikodgers
>>145124762But there’s a huge Mexican population in New York
from the bottom of my heart I wanna congratulate the Mets on their making the league championship series trophy.
>>145124739doesn't ohio lead the nation in fentanyl overdoses? that'd be cool for you to try out i think
>>145124774Doesn't your shit state lead the nation in shitskin rapes and murders? You should go outside for once and get killed.
>yankees and Mets lostGrim day for New York
>>145124769havent seen much of metsaki
did someone hear something? more seethe, was it?
>flyover coastie warseesh...mayhaps time to close the thread
>>145124715I’m thinking based
my 10 billion dollar superteam beat up the cheaper team, this is what baseball is all about, glad to be a lifelong since the ohtani signing
>>145124752>youths>migrantsHmm...
>>145124788What else is new?
>>145124807uhhh dont google mets payroll btw
>>145124807Maybe tell your poor poor multi billionaire owner to cough up some money for his money printing sports team?
>>145124695>Cardinals have bases loaded with one out in the 2nd inning while being up in the series 3-1. Washed up Barry Zito is pitching>Somehow we come out of it and end up winning the game via shutoutThe rest is historyAnything can happen.Also: dodgers will NEVER know this feel. Even if they win (they won't) with they're bought and souless team
>>145124807
>>145124718i made them tho
>>145124807>cheaper teamKekaroo
>>145124788I already accepted another year of choking and disappointment anyways.
>>145124807Isn't it past your bedtime?
The /mlb/ Chimpanzee War
>>145124693whats with the gay arms up one leg up lean they do when they get a hit? fucking gay
>>145124841Is this from the fcking troll slayers??
>>145124823let's see cubsaka4, the people want to see cubsaka4
fraudres fans in absolute shambles
>>145124792see ya tomorrow right??? lol
TRADE ALERTAstros have traded with the Minnesota Twins!Astros Receive:>Walker Jenkins, OF>Byron BuxtonMinnesota Twins receive:>Kyle TuckerCrazy trade
>>145124807The rare double false flag. Flawless execution, five suckers bit immediately.
>>14512482260 million of that 300 is being paid to players no longer on the team and you forgot to add 38 million from Ohtani's deferred contract
>>145124872you made me look!
>>145124821PREACH
Cubgers own ya azz
>>145124884I don't have a dog in this fight but here are the active payrolls. and I'm not 100% on this but I'm pretty sure Ohtani's contract counts as more than $2m for the CBT
>>145124895And I own yours. ;)
>>145124899I think it counts as $46M
>>145124899>stros>ragsWhat happened in the state of Texas?
Guys do not look up what CBT means. Don't do it
These playoffs have been pretty boring. Every NLCS game has just been a blowout.
>>145124807Souless mercenary team.
>>145124688Shut up the fuck up retard. Trump is also going to get gaped on election night.
>>145124917It's been 10 years bro...
>>145124915the guardians yankees game was probably my favorite game of the playoffs so far this year tho. either that or dads dodgers game 3
>>145124902im literally a girl
>>145124929also I add I disagree that these playoffs have been boring, I've really enjoyed them. I agree about the NLCS though, there's been 0 lead changes and every margin of victory has been by 4 or more
>>145124925that Bumgarner performance is probably the greatest pitching in WS history.
>Roberts: we aren't thinking that far but Tony Gonsolin definitely would be considered in the world series rosterI don't know how I feel about this. On one hand he is lights out the other his first game in the mlb is the world series is a lot of pressure
>>145124909lmao really the state of those teams. couldn’t imagine spending all that and not making the playoffs, what a complete joke and udder failure
>>145124637Ima grip and sip
>>145124917it's so fun making the 'offs, bro. you should give it a try.
>>145124929Mets phils game 2 was probably the best. I don't think games that only score on HRs are that exciting
>>145124945I mean he’d have the shortest leash physically possible
>>145124945it's a risk but he could eat innings. maybe replace Hudson who isn't getting many looks?
Fuck every single one you soulless faggots from New York. You all smell like rat piss and dirty hot dog water.
>>145124950I really hope the Asstros 'dynasty' is over, that team damn near killed baseball by itself.
>>145124953yeah that was a really good game good call I had forgotten about that one. I think the tigers guardians had some good back and forth games but I couldn’t watch. I agree about home runs to an extent but today was crazy
I'm a girl, fuck the FAGGets!
>>145124917He’s right you know
>>145124968we will return
>>145124964have sex
>>>/wsg/5710269
>>145124982I hope not, send altuve back to the shire
>>145124968I think it is, I think they’re coming back down to earth
>>145124964Seething.
>>145124920>Trump is also going to get gaped on election night.You really think the guy that rich Jews want in office is going to lose? how naive.
>>145124964there are plenty of good and kind people that live in New York
*BANG BANG*
>>145124989That was so loud. Was that the sound effect from the log cutting game in pokemon stadium 2?
>>145124920they're going to make him win. patriotism needs to be on the rise again so young people can sign up for the upcoming war. same thing happened with bush. now watch this driveee
>>145124952I've already seen my team win it three times. On some absolutely meme runs.I even went to game 1 of the 2012 series.I can literally die happy now. I don't care. You MIGHT win this year (you won't) but deep down you know it won't be as satisfying because your team has been STACKED FOR WELL OVER A DECADE and have come up with NO RINGSIt's gotten so bad, I honestly feel bad for you guys lmao.
>>145125034there are a handful of billionaires dumping huge ad money into red areas in swing states with low information voter types
>>145124917You don't know what a mercenary team is then casual.
>>145125000trips of truth
>>145125058>. You MIGHT win this year (you won't) but deep down you know it won't be as satisfying because your team has been STACKED FOR WELL OVER A DECADE and have come up with NO RINGSthis is a falseflag or bait. that logic makes no sense. what in the world
>Ancient ass rings and a has been >This is his legacy the only thing people remember now MOVE ON OLD MAN
>>145125058lol ganst won 107 games to lose a division series
>>145125058yeah, you made the same cope post last night lmao. I guess it's your new go to style of posting since the typical seething hasn't been working out for you? Die happy living in the past while watching your team remain irrelevant for your remaining years if that's your thing. :)
>>145125058seeing this team battle back from a second humiliation by the padres on the way to a first full season title since 88 would absolutely be as satisfying2017 would've meant more for sure but can't change the pastsorry free agents don't wanna play for SF dudestill gotta take care of business against the metties and beyond but your post doesn't make any sense at all
>>145125101>his team's legacy is a ring from before he was bornLol lmao
>>145125103OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ACK!
>>1451250182017 was a legitimate championship by the best team in the league, as was 2022
>>145125111Absolutely SEETHING I love it! Stay angry faggot! AHHHHAHAHA GO BACK TO FANGRAPHS
>>145125112KWAB
>>145125120>le mickey mouse ring that no fans in the stadium got to see
>>145125129>got to see got to pee
*dabs on you*
>if only you knew how bad things really wereKEK
>>145125111>>1451251292020 was a real ring keep coping
>>145125144nobody thinks that 2020 counts, not even you
>>145125144lol
doyerpacos really believe deferring a $700 million contract makes them payroll underdogs
>>145125135
So this is that doyerseethe I’ve heard so much about
>2014 was closer to 2024 than 2020 >Dodgers about to tie up the ring count >Giants niggers absolutely ass molested in the genny cause our star doesn't need to roid out Oh yeah
>>145125144the 2020 ring is even less legitimate than the 2017 astros ring
all vagiant fags have is living in the past while hate watching for years and years
>>145125177But enough about Dodgers fans during the 2010's, let's see all those rings since then
>>145125065Cope much?YWNBAWAC
Damn little bro is just living in the fucking past. Sad!
>>145125182the most amusing thing about it is you try to act condescending about it, too. stay happy, loser.
>>145124989
Hello from japan
>>145125164
>>145125195Zased
then blud dun said: tHe 2o2o wOrLd SeRieS wIn iS iLleGitImAtE
The Mets have come from the dead too much for me to call this series over. I wont feel comfortable till the last out and they're eliminated. Till then i will believe the series is at least going 7. Too many times this season people have been calling the Mets over and yet they're still here.
>>145125201hi I am a big Otani fan, he must make you feel proud. I also like Shota Imanaga Seiya Suzuki and Yu Darvish
>>145125201Sup Nippon bro How's about them Dragons. Unless you are that english teacher.
2020 was the hardest year for any team to win the ws and the dodgers did itstay mad irrelevant losers
*gives you brain damage*
>>145125194At least they can remember what they were doing in 2010, 2011 and 2014. What were you doing in 1988?
>>145125218Swimmin around in my dads nut sack. Chillin.
>>145125091>>145125103>>145125104>>145125107Imagine being the most stacked loaded team since the fucking 1920 Yankees in the last ten years while my Giants dabbed on you guys and won 3.Truly pathetic. You guys will maybe win but it won't be even close to the satisfaction I got because we didn't have to buy our way to the top. I'm not hating. I actually feel sad for you guys.
>>145124884>my team is fiscally retarded Nice argument
This was funny. Lmao. Now this nigga is writing essays and reddit spacing. Jeez.
>>145124851
>>145124884>My jewish team is bad with money LMAO CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP METS GONNA MET
>>145125231No flipping way
>>145125218I remember 1981. 1988 I was going to school, juggling 3 part jobs, and partying.
Guaranteed replies. So easy triggering the most stacked, yet, underperforming team in all of sports history
any oldcums here remember this ?
>>145124884We fuck you met fuckers. Come to LA we'll RAPE you!!
>>145125248blud done got 6 whole ass repeating numbers
oldcrust here. check this one out!
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>145125248I was there I saw it in the flesh!!!
>>145125254somebody rape this guy
>>145125215stopit was a meme tournament, with only divisional/interleague divisional opponents with no fans for 37% of a real seasonin the playoffs there were no fans until the LCS and even then, in limited capacity at a neutral site2020 being the only title my doyers have this century is poetic given their normal october failures>>145125226the 90's yankees and big red machine were more stacked I'd say but go ahead and believe that just because vegas sets the odds high and the media sucks us off
Celestial cumbox here
>>145125166He thinks 2020 wasn't a mickey mouse ring. Even Kiké said it was. Your souless, overpaid team has done nothing but choke for over a decade despite having the best payroll and farm system BY FAR. Sad.Like I said, even if you win, it won't be the same fulfilling feeling as the rest of us have had
>>145125268>stop>it was a meme tournamentWhy didn't your team win the meme tournament? Cause they fucking SUCK
fire boonemake jazz a player coach
>>145125269Ancientfag here! I'll tell my grandkids about this one some day!!
>>145125257this post doomed my doyers that year>>145125276learn to fucking READ dipshit
>>145125226Nowhere near the satisfaction everyone is getting from reading your cringe posts. Like watching a slow motion mental train wreck.
>>145125281I stopped reading where I greentexted. I don't read posts from stupid niggers.
>>145125285then gtfo, no one will ever take 2020 seriously
Maybe if I mass reply everyone I will totally seem correct and not insane.
>>145125290No I wont. You are a >>145125285 >stupid niggerEveryone had the same chance to win 2020. Everyone else is just crying like faggots. And its funny!
Let's all go ahead and go ahead
reminder once againin 2020 every team played under the same identical conditions and only one team won :)
>>145125283Thanks for the reply.Enjoy your PlASTIC franchise.Also: whatever happened to DG? That faggot got BTFO so hard he went into hiding for eternity....you doyer zoomers don't even know this lore.
>>1451252902020 was more memorable postseason than last year's tho. objectively
>>145125297>DGGIVES A FUCK ABOUT TRIPFAGS
2020 was literally the hardest to win bruh you're coping especially since the Rays never won one
>>145125295Dude why would you say something like that in these controversial times?
>>145124964CopeSeethe Dilate
disgruntled mests fans in shambleshttps://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1847114989691085062
>>145125296reminder once again, it's not on the other teams to win under the same identical conditions as the covid tournament, it's on the doyers to win under the same conditions as a NORMAL fucking season god damn fucking retard
I am going back to fangraphs. When I throw a meltie about my old dusty rings and some old faggot that I want to suck off all the Dodger fans are mean to me :(
>yfw snell doesn't get pulled in game 6rays would have won the ws and you know it
>>145125303You proved my point.Imagine being up 3-1 in the NLCS and still feeling this insecure. Sad
>>145125233thank ya!
I always thought of Giants as a historically big franchise but this fan is painting them as this plucky tiny little irrelevant shitter that prides itself on being shit and getting lucky with shit players on shit teams (his words not mine). Strange behavior. I think I need to re-evaluate my historical perspective on this franchise.
>>145125305Psychogang has no chill. Just R & I
>>145125312Huh? You drunk? I am riding high shitting on your stupid ass. Go to bed.
This is so fucking awesome. My little brother got hired two days ago at SF boudin and he's already bringing free food and breads. I feel spoiled af.
>>145125316giants are historical failures. oakland a's ran the bay area until the 2010s when the giants had their dynasty
>>145125277How happy was this dude when he learned he'd be a yank.
>>145125144Kek you thought
another reminderevery time you seethe about 2020 it wont change the fact that you and your baseball "franchise" are broke :)
>>145125327>SF boudinoverrated tourist trap
>>145125311True. They had the momentum
Reminder the Shot Heard 'Round the World was a cheat job and fake. Worse than the Cheatros and Black Socks desu.
>>145125316Shut up Mohammed. At least Norway has some cool scenery and Finland has hot chicks and lots of saunas. Your country is shit
Ngh... ugh...
>>145125346bravesbrah?
>>145125316their owner is also wealthier than the Dodgers ownership group. They're just a shitty franchise that got lucky for a stretch. Note when their run came to an end, they hired the former Dodger minor league coordinator to be their head coach, hired away the Dodgers assistant GM to be their new GM as well as signing a shitload of recent Dodger players to fill out their rosters. They're a 2nd tier franchise without question.
>>145125311and it would've been a mickey mouse ring just like the dodgers
>>145125302true, both LCSs going seven and the doyers fucking up that game in hilarious fashion in the WS were pretty good
another another reminderthe "food" in your "city" sucksthe food in my city is good:)
Dodgers combine a deep farm. Deals and making trades and money. And people seethe about mercenary teams. Run your shit better you faggots. Dont hate the player hate the game.
>>145125324I am drunk. And I'm right and you are wrong. End of story
>>145125358im not sure id call the rat-meat tacos you doyerpacos eat food.
>>145125354>doyers fucking up that game in hilarious fashion in the WSkek!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIRlvkO7aa0also i just remembered the series against the braves where doyers scored 11 runs in the first fucking inning
>>145125311he is such a wigger lmao. how can you respect that?
>>145125358Ok but no matter what I will never accept skyline slop as real human grade food.
>2020 wasn't real >2024 won't be real either because REASONSOh and fuck the cubs. The "broship" is over. Here's to another 108 years of failure.
>>145125367cubs are bros
>>145125316No one cares swedepaco you started watching baseball two days ago and only started liking it today
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1847106711611658354sad
>>145125364Absolute Kino
>>145125367>The "broship" is over.hey now.... lets keep it calm
>>145125291You can't mass reply anymore
>>145125367>>145125367>The "broship" is overHey lets take it easy!
You know what I thoshxapsbx djen1uej#+@(gsjaldlfhsh
>>145125364>kenley janshitit is truly amazing how much faith dave had in this man as our closer for so many years. i just got ptsd watching this
>>145125367fortunately you aren't the one that gets to decide that. cubgers won btw
>>145125390He used to be lights out before his heart surgery. He was never the same. I would get up from my seat and watch him 1-2-3 people on the way out and be at the gate for game over.
>>145125364Every time someone says 2020 doesn't count I just think of everyone on /sp/ who laughed at the dodgers after that walkoff loss>>145125367cubgers are forever anon
>>145125390I am so fucking thankful I never have to see him close for us again>>145125391this
>>145125371As evident by me thinking Giants were anything but an irrelevant poverty franchise. I apologize for my mistake.
>>145125398>>145125390>>145125367as a dodger fan, that shit was so fun
>>145125390Marwin Gonzales broke him feels bad man
>>145125348We might never win a WS championship EVER but at least I know I'll be on my deathbed satisfied with our three OWLsYou can't take that away from me. Your words can't hurt me. I don't care. I've already won
>>145125367This is a Mets falseflag.
>>145125367Falseflagging faggot. Cubsbros had our back even in the darkest of times
>>145125398and everyone who laughed at us when were were down 3-1 to the braves. i won't forget you asswipes
Fuck the cubs!! Fuck the cubs!! Broship over, they didn’t even make the playoffs! They suck!
>>145125416
>>145125416grr i'm seething
we all love the cubgers
I also hate the cubs; it’s like they’re trying to ride our coattails while we carry the broship to the ‘offs year after year. What do they even contribute?
Cubgers and Cumbuds can coexist. Respect yah Fart Shark.
In my HONEST opinion, the 2020 MLB season should've been 100 games but Manfred kept being an absolute faggot towards the MLBPA until he put his foot down and decided on >60 games
is he the best player is all time? i think so
Stanton has a decent ass
We all love the cubgers!
>>145125412i rewatch this every so often. it makes me feel good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ErNrKoYf9A
>>145125435Sorry sir
>>145125446why do they call him Faggot Mike?
>>145125440if they rebranded it as something other than a season/world series I would've been fine with any length though I agree the more games the better
Any Shohei memes?
Fuck the cubs they never even post gura!! I will never respect that poverty franchise. Do they even into /vt/?
>>145125367>Fuck the CubsUnless you're talking about a Cubbie Maid, shut your whore mouth.
cubgers own ya
>>145125454>if they rebranded it as something other than a season/world series as long as my team didnt win*
Friendly reminder that my team had soul and your team was bought
Is this Metsfags do? You never had any friends so you destroy friendships by falseflagging. I love my cubsbros
>>145125472teams* and they were not
>>145125459I miss Dulhullan poster
>>145125480I'll never forgive houspie for that onehis biggest crime
>>145125404Souless fucking country just like the dodgers. Perfect fit
>>145125460The cubby maid has abandoned us completely
Shut the fuck up Bryan
>>145125483why do you even respond to him? nobody takes his posts seriously
Korone freaked out for like 4 minutes over a video message sent to her by Daichi Osera. Daichi Osera and Seiya Suzuki were team mates. Seiya Suzuki currently plays on the Cubs. Cubs are /vt/ related.
>>145125482Every day I'm here I'm thankful houspie is gone
>>145125489this one and whenever you namefag as bryan and say "my head hurts" always make me chuckle
>>145125492nobody knows what you are talking about. you might as well be speaking chinese for all i know
>>145125480>>145125482Isn't that just one of the Cubspies?
>>145124637I really really like this picturewebm unrelated
Depending on how tomorrow goes, it might be an all timer for me
patiently waiting for spammy to drop his mettiejettie postseason edit
>>145125501Hard to tell. Someone needs to take a closer look
I need cubbie maids...
>>145125514Give it some time... Let's have faith in spammy. Let's wait patiently and be happy. Let's do that.
>>145125510Meant for >>145125503
>>145125514nothing comes until mets lose
I believe in spammy
wow tomorrow's game is early they are fucking over the dodga bros
remember in the movie, moneyball, one of the scouts, grady, started a set with the line>I LIKE GUYS LIKE THAT WITH A LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR ASShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWgyy_rlmag
Imagine being up 3-1 in the NLCS and still replying to my shit bait. The insecurity. Lmao
>>145125533>3-1the most dangerous lead
>>145125527Manfred just wants this game to be close so people will be less inclined it’s rigged for Dodgers Yankees WS.I mean why else did Cleveland win today?
>>145125533Check this one out!!
>>145125538AW HELL NAH!
Dullahan was an ERG character.
reddit sent me
>>145125487That looks like a man dressed as a woman. I'm unnerved
Maymay rides again...
>>145125367Imagine if the Dodgers weren't in a rebuild still. Remember that lol. That was one of the cope reasons the Dodger fans gave in the early to mid 2010s lol
Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>145125541>ERG went undercover to a Cubs game holding a dullahan sign to throw people off the scent
>>145125552Because it is you retard
>dodgers win >cubs posting starts>spamming starts>psychogang out in full force? explain
>>145125562Shocked fat black man has been conjured once more
>>145125562He had a fucking Daki
Thanks for the (you)s /MLB/Good night
>>145125545Ayo is that real?!!
let's find red emoji
>>145125451
>>145125569I was about to post it before he did lmao >>145125557This. I am going back to Fangraphs. At least I get some respect there!
Ohh if red emoji makes an appearance it's OVER
>>145125573>/MLB/ISHYGDDT
>>145125577No, but this is
>>145125588Sorry/mlb/ English isn't my first language
>>145125562
Whateverr you do...Don't let red emoji out of his cage...
>the don't know
Red emoji. I know you're hearing this... You don't have to do this...
>>145124710Why did he do that?
God feels great to be in the Cubgers broship. We got red emojis for days
>>145125611>freddie didnt even play today
>>145125565In 2024 a psychotic /sp/ unit was sent on a permanent vacation for a post they didn't make. These anons promptly evaded from their permabans to the /mlb/ thread. Today, still wanted by Houspie and the jannies they survive as gods of banter. If you have a problem, if no other anons can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Psychogang
>>145125637who are you?
>>145125637Who the FUCK is this??
>>145125637Someone contact the inspector... We got an enigma on our hands...
>>145125637YOU SICK BASTARD
>>145125443>Edman is a Christian.[53] Edman has said “Obviously, as a baseball player, your goal is to win the World Series. But I think for me, my goal is to be able to use the platform that I have to impact as many people as I can. It’s important for me as a Christian to be able to spread the word of God as much as I can.”[54]
You’re all faggots
>>145125637Dude, really???
>>145125654he would never say this......
>>145125657This this. The inspector is a good guy.
>>145125654This ain't the real godgers ..
>>145125654imposter godgers
Keep it calm
Not MY red emoji
Chihuahuas are sleeping
>>145125652time for that mission to spread the word to Sentinel Island
>>145125702Audibly keked
This is not the emoji that I know...
>Jack Flaherty will start Game 5 for the Dodgers, Dave Roberts said.>David Peterson will start Game 5 for the Mets, Carlos Mendoza said. Kodai Senga will be available in relief.oh it's over we're getting our stankees doyers bowl
Shhhhhhhh they’re sleeping
>>145125724somebody rape this guy
>>145125729
>>145125721it aint over till its over, the choke can happen still
>>145125721We may get revengance against the Indians soon for 1920. I am sure there is one giga ancient fag who needs to see this. MF was 10 when he saw them lose so hes 115
>>145125735true, but peterson hasn't gone at length in a couple weeks and we absolutely jumped on senga when he started game 1. it will be a good game tomorrow
Just want to put my penis in a woman’s vagina bros
>>145125744I am very optimistic about beating the mets currently (hopefully it's tomorrow) but I will not think about the WS or assume we have it in the bag until the last out is recorded
>>145125757i agree
>>145125721>it went to a game 5. i thought the mets were a free team for the dodgers?
Green Emoji
>>145125765game 2 went awry with knack giving up some runs, but it was very comeback-able just that the doyers couldn't drive in some runs with RISP later in the game
>>145125761it would be the ultimate >doggie doos kek + 2024 mets meme magic for them to come back and win this seriesI have faith in Jack and the BP, let's fucking take care of business tomorrow
>>145125735This. I'm not feeling comfortable until the last out.
>>145125757This. I’m taking it one game at a time. I’m sure the Padres thought it was a wrap when they went up 2-1. I know my Giants friends did. Baseball is a humbling sport.
>>145125735Both teams are perennial chokers so I think it cancels out. Dodgers should win on paper but I can’t tell the future
lol
>>145125787The first comment instantly got me.
/mlb/ and /sp/ would rather address a troon by their preferred name and pronouns than call the Cleveland Baseball Team the Guardians at this point.
>>145125789feels bad for that second guy these nlcs tickets must be very expenno just to watch his team lose
>>145125795Yeah that fucking blows.
>>145125789Kek only based comment. I fucking hate doomers who go on Twitter or call wfan and complain. Stfu there must be six things in your life you need to fix before the Mets lmao.
>>145125795Must’ve forgone 2 months of living in a rat infested slum apartment for it
didnt the dodgers win 3 games against the mets?isnt the series over at that point?
>>145125787FAGGets!
>>145125779It sure is and you're about to find out when Grimace jizzes all over your team tomorrow
>>145125821first to four wins
>>145125810Stfu pussy ass bitch
>>145125823the sport is humbling yet the fans are cocky. what's the disconnect?
>>145125823I wouldn't be surprised if the early game is a blowout tomorrow to extend the series and the late game is another kino back and forth
>>145125787Faggot ass mets lol
>>145125652was he too new for dodgers christian night with kershaw? it was right before the season ended
the doyers having plate discipline and not chasing the ball out of the strike zone is really the mests' downfall imho
>>145125836wiffle ball abilities with a baseball is unfair
>>145125851if it was truly a humble opinion you wouldn't have drawn attention to it by describing it as such
>>145125849Yeah. He was a trade deadline acquisition this year
>>145125863imho as in "in my honest opinion"
>>145125863
>>145125863mest!!
>>145125851Anyone who actually watched the Mets all year knows this too, and Howie has said it repeatedly how it worked against Milwaukee and Philly, but the dodgers are too patient to be this sloppy. Mets lead the national league in walks (behind white Sox and angels), and have given up 52 walks in the post season. Can’t win a 7 game series against this lineup that way.
>>145125877why are they in poodre colors?
>>145125871>>145125873>>145125875What does the eye popping meme even mean? Just another case of newfags forcing a meme because they're mad at the Mets? Your seethe is showing.
>>145125884>mestlol
>>145125893
24 scoreless inning is the new Holy roller but in baseball version. Etaiiii.... Tasketeeeee.....
is the troll okay
>>145125877yfw mookie will never lead off again.
>>145125898Tastykake?
Fuck my ass.
why is this FAGGet seething?
>>145125908You got it chief!
the padres conspiracy theories
>>145125898I told you to spread those cheeks 2poo!
>>145125909>make up retarded new meme that doesn't make sense and get called out for it>You're just seething, not me at all
>>145125923I'm a neutral 3rd party. you're the one who is clearly seething.
>>145125923Not my mettie jetties!
It's Mascunina now.
Femanon here
Mets jets nets !
>>145125946It's Guardians now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGsNLP9tkkU
>>145125916Idk alot of dodger fans were complaining about their bullpen giving up runs regular season.
>the most likely matchup in the World Series is Yankees/DodgersHonestly I may not even watch it if that happens
>>145125983and you wouldn't be missed
Not my mettie jetties
Crazy that the dodgers only out hit the mets 12 to 10, I would expect the disparity to be much larger. the mets had the bases juiced and they couldn’t even bring in one hit more home runs win game
>>145126012Dodgers drew 9 walks. The Mets drew 3.
>>145126012Metties gat gaped
My Doyers are just disciplined at the plate.
>>145125757Good. Because you won't win
>>145126024>>145126037yeah the dodgers are really good at making pitchers stay in the zone. it’s clearly a key part to their philosophy
Dodgers are winning tomorrow and are gonna plunk Judge game 1 killing him. There will be no world series winner. A black year for baseball.
>>145125916I have a friend who's a Royals fan and hes convinced the MLB swapped out normal balls for dead ones when the Royals came to bat for the 2 games in KC cause the MLB didn't want to risk losing the Yankees that early.
>>145126059
>>145126059What a cope.
>>145126077Meh, after it was proven in 2022 that the Yankees received a disproportionate amount of the juiced balls I don’t think it’s that much of a stretch
>>145126059KC fans blaming refballThe ironing. The most fucking annoying fans
>>145124655akarin~
>>145126082They didn't. It has been debunked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvk_WJphYws
>>145126101I’ve seen that video, it doesn’t debunk anything what do you mean
>>145124655how long does this go on?
>>145126101Mr AI disagrees
>>145126139you're a schizo if you think MLB is forcing/rigging games to get favorable outcomes for ratings.
>>145126159Based Manfred plant
>>145126159Based Manfred dad dicking the genny
>>145126156I am unironically smarter than AI. AI is just a bunch of if statements at its core. It will never pass the Turing test.
>>14512615so the video didn’t debunk anything. Got it.
>>145126159????? Lmao. The league that knew about steroids and tried to cover it up? The league that's has an antitrust exemption for over 100 years? The league that knew about the Astros + others using electronics to cheat? The league that had a sticky stuff scandal? Black Sox? Multiple pitchers coming out and saying the balls are tampered with.There's more reason to believe they are cheating than they aaren't.
>>145125983>two biggest markets in sportsone guy on spee wont be watching
>>145126159
>>145126159Dead meatballs from Yamameatballs. Mets looks miserable af and not any fighting spirit they had against Phillies and Brewers. Oh look, perfect timing, lolmest have arrived. There were people that was afraid of Mets, and now they fucking suck out of nowhere? Get blown out twice? Padres put a better fight against Doyers, and you're telling me our offense forgot to hit on game 5?
>you're a schizo if you think MLB is forcing/rigging games to get favorable outcomes for ratings.
>>145126208have the mests tried not striking out by chasing balls out of the zone
>>145126213npc his ass, bro.
I don't think MLB is rigging outcomes. I don't even know how you would make sure that one team only gets the goldilocks balls and the other team the other type.
>>145126208They did forget how to hit but tbqh the Manny fly outs barely not making it over the fence was a little sus.Reminds me of Lux's hit against the Giants that didn't go out that one year. Padres would have beat Mets easily
>>145126178Every post a confession
>>145126226I'm actually a girl :)
>>145126233Post feet
my bad
>>145126240uhh why?
>>145126221Sometimes the balls get mixed up. Rigging can happen but at the heart of the game the batter still has to make contact. I think teams being tagged against can combat it with small ball (they will refuse to do this and continue swinging for the fences while their balls gently drop into outfielders mits)
>>145124807>only cares about payroll>doesn't realize the Mets have the highest payroll in the league
>>145126221The umpires would grab a goldlocks bag from the lockers when the favored team was on the mound. When the losing team was on the mound, they would grab the deadball bag.
>>145126221Yea me neither
Memes become reality
>>145126249
2.1 was the most egregious yesterday
>>145124720The umps.
>>145125058Holy cope. Why do some people cling to the past like it was their livelihood?
>>145126323
>>145126348>that flagvery good use of vpn anon
>>145126262honestly I'm terrified
>>145124653Eva girls are canonically Dodgers fans
>>145126553Looks like one on my shelf except he's giving her strap-on a blow job
>>145126553Spiderman loses yet again
>>145126597If I had the ability I would shop Ohtanis leadoff dinger into that pumpkin bomb that skeletonizes those guys on that balcony.
>>145126643we need gachimuchi tier editing now more than ever
Is that little dance the Dodgers do when they get on base something Ohtani does or something?
>>145126691Its the Japanese Konji for "Zesty"
Swinging those balls around all sexy
>>145126772ball*
The ninth inning. Two outs. Yankees up 5 to 4. Citi Field buzzed like a power line about to snap. Every breath felt sharp, like it might cut the lungs on its way in. There was no excitement, no joy—just tension, stretched tight over the city like a tarp before the storm hits. This was supposed to be baseball. But it wasn’t. Not anymore. Not since Grimace. When he first showed up, people laughed. Thought it was some kind of stunt. A bloated purple mascot, all smiles, waddling onto the field to “energize the team.” But it didn’t take long before the laughter dried up. First, the Mets got good. Too good. Started winning games they had no business winning, sweeping teams that should’ve wiped the floor with them. Every bounce, every call, every clutch play broke their way. Then, the city changed. No one said it out loud, but we all felt it—Grimace was the city. It started small: purple posters plastered across Times Square, subway announcements ending with his voice, laughing, low and wet. The mayor vanished without a word. Cops stopped patrolling. And people… people started to act differently. There was a glaze over their eyes, like they were waiting for something. Something worse. At first, we thought Grimace was just a symbol—a creepy new mascot. Then we started noticing things. Like how he never seemed to blink. Or how the lights dimmed whenever he was near. Or how, on nights when the Mets won, the air smelled different. Metallic. And now, here we were. Bottom of the ninth. Game seven of the World Series. One out away from a Yankees win—an impossible win. A lifeline. But it didn’t feel like a celebration waiting to happen. It felt like standing on the edge of a cliff. And Grimace was down there, waiting.
>>145126156Also >Yes, Major League Baseball (MLB) and Seidler Equity Partners (SEP) bought Rawlings Sporting Goods from Newell Brands in June 2018 for $395 million: >Rawlings has been the official supplier of baseballs for MLB since 1977. The company also makes the league's official helmet. The deal gave MLB more input and direction on the production of the official ball.
>>145126871holy reddit spacing, batman!
>>145126871He stood on the top step of the Mets dugout, hulking, silent, as if the world only existed where his shadow touched. There was nothing human in him. No expression, no anger. Just that grin—wide, empty, and endless. His bulbous hands twitched now and then, like he was learning how fingers worked. It felt colder with him there. It had been getting colder all game, even though the forecast called for a warm night. The batter—Lindor—dug into the box. He glanced at the dugout once, just once, and froze. That was the thing about Grimace. No matter where you were in the stadium, if you looked at him, you could swear he was looking back. Clay Holmes was on the mound, his glove trembling just enough to notice. One more pitch. One more out. But everyone knew it wasn’t that simple. Not with Grimace watching. The pitch came—a cutter, low and inside. Lindor swung, a crack slicing through the cold night. The ball shot down the right field line. A line drive, screaming toward the corner. Judge ran. He sprinted faster than I’d ever seen him move, chasing the ball like a man running from a nightmare. His strides were desperate, like he knew if he didn’t catch it, something worse than a loss was coming. He reached out, glove wide, and leapt— (Smack.) He had it. The third out. Game over. Yankees win. The roar from the crowd started, then faltered, then stopped altogether. Everyone waited. No one looked toward the dugout, but we all felt him there. Judge stood frozen in right field, clutching the ball like it might burst into flames. The team spilled from the dugout, but they didn’t celebrate. They gathered at the edge of the field, eyes flickering toward the dark shape on the Mets’ bench. Grimace stood perfectly still, his grin locked in place. It wasn’t just a loss. It felt like something sacred had been broken.
>>145126890And then, he moved. Slowly, as if he had all the time in the world, Grimace turned and waddled back into the shadows of the dugout. No one cheered. No one dared breathe too loudly. The lights flickered. Once. Twice. And then they held steady. But the cold lingered. Judge still hadn’t moved. None of them had. I wanted to call out, say something, anything—but the words wouldn’t come. The scoreboard glowed in the dark, but it didn’t feel like a victory. The Yankees had won. I knew it. Everyone knew it. But something was wrong. The players began to drift off the field, slowly, heads down, like men marching away from a battlefield they weren’t sure they’d survived. The crowd shuffled toward the exits, quiet as a funeral procession. I sat there in the booth, staring down at the empty field, waiting for the relief to hit. But it never came. Because Grimace was still out there. And the way he’d walked off—like he was in no hurry—made one thing clear. This wasn’t over. The Yankees won the game. But Grimace... Grimace never leaves. He just waits. And sooner or later, everyone comes back to him.
>>145126221>I don't even know how you would make sure that one team only gets the goldilocks balls and the other team the other type.HUMIDORSUMIDORS
tommy edman has the most hits on the dodgers. he's the best right now. i watched a youtube vid of the FS1 pregame show with jeter, ortiz, and a-rod praising the dodgers' offense and they didn't mention him once!
>>145126928the eggman batted cleanup tonight!
>>145126932i knew he was going to get a few hits. here's to LUX getting a few hits again too + some bunts here and there
Fuck my ass
>>145126983NO
>>145124809I'm sorry, yutes?
>>145127037>>145127037>>145127037>>145127037>>145127037
>>145126195So then why do you watch the sport if it’s rigged?
