kraken win edition
Hartemi Panarin
My krakies :)
WE LOVE PIPER SHAW[the general says in unison]
My penguins (:
they're worse than mariners fans bros
PROPERCHECKINGTECHNIQUE
>>145125079I think he had some kind of curse placed upon him that was held within his hair. His eyes tell a story that no man should ever endure.
>>145125094Nothing is worse than a cocky fanbase of a loser team like the mariners
>>145125094/mlb/ is that way bro
>>145125055caniacs, the krakheads are outdoing us at our own gimmickwe must step up our game
>>145125108Except cucknadians of course
>>145125115It's not a competition frogbro. :)
>>145125119that's what you think
>>145125125We can be bros, Krak + Cane... it just makes sense.
How did my Yotes do tonight?
>>145125142They're undefeated.
>>145125142anon... I...
>>145125133kill yourself
>>145125094would you prefer us having a meltdown like copey?
>>145125095I will be using anons screenshot often kek
>>145125155You first. /hoc/ is for frens.
>>145125159based RIGGER
how did gary manage to find the most pathetic fanbase in america and load them up with butter faces caked with clown paint to simp over?
>>145125155YA BOILINYA SEETHINYA DING DONG DIDDLY WORKED
>>145125147Awesome, I'm sure they'll make the playoffs this year
Awooooo!
>>145125094love me krakenlove me marinerssimple as
>>145125094we almost made the playoffs this year
>>145125210after having a 10 game lead in the division KEKLMAO
>>145125094It's october and seattle is infested with rich, terminally online, autists. Same thing happened to /nfl/ in 2013 when the seahawks won the super bowl. Most anons think it's bandwagoners, but really, that city has more posters on 4chan than some countries.
>coilers won againits going to be another year where they're going to be an annoying cockroach that does die, isn't it
>>145125133Krak and Cane. I like the sound of that
Bjorkstrand and Shane Wright got me some Tims points
>>145125161>/hoc/ is for frens.based and truthpilled
Wrote about the benefits of allowing drag queens to perform at nhl games for my gender studies history class at uni. My back is killing me cause I wrote 6 pages hunched over lol.
why doesnt maine have a major team? i wanna move there, do i have a chance in their local league?
>calgary isn't a mountain cit-
>>145125293The Mariners are one of the more popular ECHL teams iirc
>>145125293Maine is too small and doesn't have enough economic output. Good fishing and hikes in Maine though. It's like the east coast's personal Montana.
>>145125142
>>145125357>Good fishing and hikessounds great! ive lived on the coast my whole life except shit is very flat here, so seeing some hills would be refreshing.
>>145125388Just move to Norway then
I feel bad for the coyotes fans. No one deserves to lose their team.
Now that the dust has settled, how do you feel about the 2024-2025 season?
playing diablo
>>145125470so far: very funny
>>145125437at least salmon is cheaper there
>>145125447when theres only 8 of them yes they do
>>145125626They were selling out mullet btw. It may only be 4600 people but they were filling seats
Move the Oilers to Omaha
>>145125632there are arenas in the middle of nowhere new brunswick that draw twice that
>>145125684Calgary can move to Montana, it's not that far and it'll give the midwest another team
>>145125742montana isn't midwest retard
>>145125742Finally, I'll have a team and frens.
the habs are halfway through their rebuild and they have THE worst defense in the entire league. what are /hoc/'s thoughts on this?
>>145125878>modeling your rebuild after the oilersgrim desu
>>145125878people are glazing lane hutson like hes the second coming of bobby orrthe habs are DOA when their 2 best players are 4 foot nothin
>>145125907his ceiling is marek zidlicky
>>145125888checked. which is funny because the oilers at least have offense. >>145125907"wayne" hutson as they call him.
Subban is going to live like a king for the rest of his life by being the designated black hockey tv guy
>>145126032kevin weekes takes umbrage with this
>>145126087
>>145126032He could have been even more of a king if he kept playing NHL hockey good
remember when dylan had a melty lads KWAB
>>145126207slopdown was cancelled
>>145126216MOPR bud. Fox got btfo and outbid KWAB. Collision was cancelled no milly (in both your tranny fed AND your tranny hockey team):^)
>>145126207it was a gay magazine
>>145126237see >>145126234
>>145126245i don't hover over e-slopper links
>>145126252your team don't win milly cups eitherKWAB :^)
>>145126216>>145126234>>145126252>>145126256
still vincetty i'm afraid
>>145125142For as much of a joke as the team became, the league doesn’t feel the same without them.
>>145126288'fraid not
>>145126306now type that without crying retard
>>145126313'fraid not
>nothingburger war of 1812 takes two days of US schooling to learn that they won but takes 3-4 months in canada learning they won one battle
>>145126288https://voca.ro/13nVHiXOFBkE
>>145126313that without crying retardnow what?
>>145126355type I pooped my pants
>>145126369but enough about you
>>145126347>us wonwon what exactly?
>>145126347canada didn't exist (and still doesn't)
>>145126543seething
pavelski opened my damn package
>>145125878Kovacevic already has 4 points on the devils, why’d they trade him away
>>145126615>rating a defensemen by the points they generate
>>145126636Only 6’5 player on the habs and they trade him. Would rather keep him around than deal him.
>>145126739ok, buts hes a bottom pair d at best
>>145126762Would help to have him than the current Habs defense of manlets
>>145126844really? he was on their roster last season and they were last in the division
>>145126844the habs have 1 defensemen below 6' this seasonyou're pushing a false narrative
>>145126611but did you get points on the package, B?
>>145126850Still garbage defensively. When does St Louis get criticism for his poor his teams are defensively?
>>145126861All chuds and busts
>>145126892why would the coach take heat for a rebuilding roster
>>145126611Did you remember to put the spores in there?
>pg 3 on a weekenddead generaldead sport
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
My shorks :(
michkov with another point bros? he's just getting started too
Morning /hoc/Blue Jackets :)
>>145127549Teds reminding the dabres they lost to the fucking teds. Season's over, pack it up.
>>145125878>the team with a Costco employee sucks at defenseShocker.
[bad news] our hokkaido fighters got swept in the pacific league climax series ;__;
I think the Sabres need another rebuild
Thank god it's friday
>>145127883Kongs too, Blake fucked up and traded some good pieces away.
>>145127883Rebuild deez nuts
I'm glad my habs defensive woes are overshadowing the inevitable offensive woes
THIS IS OUR HABSTHIS IS OUR TEAMWE BLEED BLEU BLANC ROUGE
what's the point of them?
>pen(i)s>jeets >assve
>>145127883Just like my Red Wings
>>145128006>yfw this season is when the fanbase finally had it with Yzerfraud
JetsLightningMaple leafsIslanders
>>145128053are shyte
>>145128057jlmi
Just dropped a stinky, sticky Oettinger
>>145128148pick it back up
>>145127957Give teams an enjoyable destination for road trips and easy stat padding
>>145127957Remember that time they made the cup finals and Crosby broke their buck?
Glass Demko
>>145128148Took a gooey marner this morning myself
Steve Uh Zeer Mun
>>145128270give it back
>>145128170yes :)
Yzerman just needs to hit on a couple totally random low draft picks. He just needs to bumble into a few hall of famers. That’s the lynchpin
>>145126939
>>145125332They always talk about how difficult it is for road teams at the dome. Because of the altitude
>>145128365that roster fuckin sucks blow it up
>>145128414That’s just cancer kane working his magic In The dressing room
>>145128402Bolivia Flames
>>145128442how is he still getting signed?
Goalie bros we ate and left no crumbs
>>145128593Wasn't worth the boring trade saga with the Rangers but he still put up almost a point per game last year in Detroit. Probably could be a good addition for a competitive team of plugs with a bad powerplay, Trotz Islanders style
>>145128633rags are gonna have to pay igor 10+ no way they can afford him
My hurricanes play tonight
>>145125085ID PIPE HER SHAW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>145128633they're all overpaid
>>145128593He could have retired a hero by going to ether by sticking with the hawks and teaching the kid how to play or going to his home town and dragging the sabres to the playoffs kicking and screaming.Instead he chose the villain route. Being a diva about the rags choosing tarasenko over him (before he said he was waiving his NMC) and rotting with yzerman.Fitting end to an American superstar.
>>145128645Think he already turned down 10 and wants 12 milly. Rags will have to lose K'andre Miller or Ryan Lindgren or both to afford him.
>>145128633Greatresetbros….. is this all we get?
>>145128704Sad!
good morning krakheads and /hoc/ posters alike.
>>145128781:)
>>145128442he 100% told Yzerman to trade Walman
>>145128704>Kane is flushed>Toews heads all fucked up>Crawford is an alcoholic>Seabrook is broken>Keith is retarded and broken>Bickell has some kind of cancer>Quenneville is vilified and joblessThis is the price of a dynasty
>>145128856they were unbeatable in 2013 though
>>145128781Krakbros I'm gonna enjoy todays shitty cozy weather
For me? It's He.
>>145128952Michael Jackson ahh looking mfKevin HeHe
bud1?bud1.
getting raped on a chilly suni fought bud and bud1i fought bud and bud1
>>145128633Crazy how none of these goalies will win the cup
>>145129040Otter?
>>145128952Looks like he could fuck up a white castle
>>145129075won't win
>>145129091Which one will win?
>>145129092raped
What's Gary got planned for tonight?
>>145128633Crazy 2 think the jets have an easier time retaining top talent than Calgary does. What gives? It’s an hour away from the mountains for Christ sake!
>>145129126shit games, looks like
>>1451288562 1/2 cups in 5 years is still not a dynasty
>>145129126Gary hates Friday night hockey since it interferes with his temple visits
>>145129040Keep telling yourself that
>>145129199big day for college puck gophers are playing duluth bulldogs and the air force is playing lindenwood
>with you where ever you are>welcome to LFR If that ain’t kino I don’t know what is
Its so over for us soft pusy bros
>>145129264window = shutsad really
>>145128918Me too. This whole week should be in the 50's and I'm looking forward to it.
>>145129284ladies and gentlemen this man was raped by a fat weeb who carries a doll around
xheattle shit squids
>>145128633how much are we still paying carey price?
>>145129264Hockey isn't like football you can shit the bed out of the gate and still make the playoffs just look at edmonton last year
i have more respect for thunderbirds fans than kraken "fans" tbqdesu
>>145129289If you're going to try this hard to fit in, actually learn to identify his posts. Retarded leaf.
weebs out
>>145129327whoops my bad meant to quote >>145129244anyway the point is bud1
>>145129264The Avs first and second line is full of 3rd and 4th line guys along with AHL players lol. Injury plagued to start early, MacKinnon, Mikko and Cale can’t carry the team. Defense is far gone with turnover machine Manson along with 3 other AHLers. It’s just gonna be a rocky start for the avs and once the top lines fill back in they’ll be dangerous again
>>145129340landeskog will save them
>>145129264how the mighty have fallen. I wonder if they'll even make playoffs
>>145129340Ivan Ivanovich Ivan
SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
/hoc/ tuah
>>145129340makar is looking pretty washed up. mackinnon should see if he can join pittsburgh
>>145129414>>145129394braindead retard
move 'em back to quebec
>>145129429this
our Sennies finna bounce back tomorrow
>>145129394>>145129414basedpeople who only watch gary's circus are not actually hockey fans.
>>145129415This
>>145129451proxy off, rapey
hello out therewe're on the airit's hockey night tonighttension goesthe whistle blowsand the puck goes down the ice
>>145129507gives me goosebumps every time
Hey there, rapeyWhat's it like in Boise?You were raped on a SundayOn an evening that was so chillyBy a weabooDelivering that burrito led to these eventsYes it's trueOhhh you will always beKnown as trb
our season is already over, see you guys next year
>>145129507when you hear this, you dig the fuck in
>bouncing out of /hoc/ before Halloween even sad
>>14512955904/17/22
>>145129568this
habbenings in the finnish hurricanes game
>>145129507saw him live once, Barenaked Ladies played next, on the ground of the Govern Generalsback when we were a real country
>>145129537That's what you get for posting AIslop
>>145129312That was an outlier and likely won’t be the case for any team including the Oilers this season.
>>145129300How's New New Delhi Ranjeet?
>>145129594Been trying to find a clip of the situation but no dice so far.t. keljo
>>145129594A totally harmless looking hit and that's the result, hoping Vainio is okay.
Stars winning streak is over KWAB Dylan lost.
>>145129594pls be ok
>>145129594dang. what happened?
>>145129594this is trudeau's canada
>>145129608>
>>145129607Retard
>>145129657he went after peterson and carlson today calling them russian assets. jt is so based
>>145129665Cope
my favourite russian asset is ivan demidov :)
AND BULJU SCOOOOOOORES
>>145129016
>>145129698>on an ahl teamlol
>>145129713Buffalo is loaded with young talent. They’ll be scary soon.
>>145129537Just like my Habs.It's gonna be a long winter.
>>145129668>deplatforms Peterson>Pollivere proven to be a security risk and is compromised>waging war with IndiaOh yeah I think we're back baby
do all canadians know french?
>>145129770we take lessons in school but forget it all
do any quebeckers speak english as a first language?
>Trudeau Chinese asset>Pierre Indian assetGuess I’m voting ndp
>>145129749>soonkek!
Do ALL Canadiens live in igloos or do some have houses?
>>145129781Theres a small contingent of Anglo quebecois in Montreal, usually Westmount
>>145129819Most middle class Canadians have igloos as our summer homes
>>145129823bud raped you
>The standard Canadian household is issued 1 ea. hockey pond, 1 ea. summer home igloo for coastal title bearers, 1 ea whaling vessel, and a hardy crew of fisherman free of scurvy and the clap
>>145129658How could I possibly be seething today when my Krakies won last night?
holy sweet fuck, kunlun -_-
>>145129956stop being raped
whats the go to order for tim hortons?
>>145129947fair enough. enjoy the few wins your shit squids get.
>>145129970double double, timbits and a pack of hockey cards
I would like to take this opportunity to wish my flames luck tonight :)
>>145129970You should go there and ask for "the Tim Horton"
>>145129970Big Tim, extra sauce
>>145129975see>>145129960
>>145129451I watch collegepuck as well
>>145129975my craccies!
>>145129970nothing because its staffed by jeets
>>145130022
>>145130024>kwabs his life over a burrito he didnt even eat>gets raped by a weebkwab1
nothing i hate more than /hoc/ in-jokes.
joker is getting promoted
>>145130069thoughts on bud raping you?
>>>/hoc/ in-jokes.[hahah!!]
What would happen if the refs tried to send someone to the box and they just refused
>>145130089match penalty and the game wouldn't continue until he leaves
>>145128705He turned down 8x11M and wants 12+.
>>145130089roshambo and summery execution of the loser
>>145130107>summery
>>145129264When will they trade Rantanen?
>>145130103sabres should do this
It arrived :DDDD
>>145130118>NHL Insider Pierre LeBrun went live on TSN on Thursday to shed some light on what has been a fascinating situation between Mikko Rantanen and the Avalanche management. Colorado’s star forward is still without a contract extension. His current deal expires next summer, and if negotiations were already tough, they certainly didn’t get any easier after Rantanen’s hat trick in the season opener in Vegas.>NHL Insider Pierre LeBrun went live on TSN on Thursday to shed some light on what has been a fascinating situation between Mikko Rantanen and the Avalanche management. Colorado’s star forward is still without a contract extension. His current deal expires next summer, and if negotiations were already tough, they certainly didn’t get any easier after Rantanen’s hat trick in the season opener in Vegas.>“Often superstars of his ilk get signed a year out like we saw with Leon Draisaitl in Edmonton. Like we saw with Rantanen’s teammate Nathan MacKinnon a couple of years ago,” LeBrun said on TSN’s Insider Trading segment. “But in this case, negotiations have yet to produce an extension. And I really don’t think that anything is imminent at this moment. I think there’s a gap here.”>Rantanen is in the final season of a six-year deal which pays him $9.25 million annually. But he’s expected to get a large raise — especially if he commits for eight years, which would take him through the prime of his career.>Draisaitl recently signed an eight-year extension with the Edmonton Oilers that begins in 2025-26. It’ll pay him $14 million per season, giving him the highest AAV in the NHL. His agent, Andy Scott also represents Rantanen.
>>145130103what if he never leaves
>high scoring draw in the arctic
>>145130155he's definitely heading somewhere better
>>145130159then he becomes Legend probably unemployable at that point
>>145130155>the prime of his career.that was a few years ago, sadly
>>145130159they build a penalty box around him like the big shell structure from mgs2
>>145130069fuck those traitors
>>145130159they'd suspended him over centre ice in a shark cage.
>>145129594I hope he's okay
>>145130155If i was him I wouldn't want to be paid less than Marner, especially with the cap going up. And injury risk aside, it might not be the worst point in time to head somewhere else.
>>145130187Yes... I like following controversial teams, especially Slav and East Euro squads >it helps this old man remember... i follow a lot of leagues
>>145129760now send back all <<<<students>>>>>
>>145129772it's the same way with us and spanish
>>145129970I've never been to the one in maine
>>145130231I took German class instead of spanish
Surely colorado doesn't lose to the ducks too...
>>145130265bednar gets fired if they lose to the duckies in regulation screencap this
>>145130261So can you understand Draisaitl? My Mandarin classes were worthless
>>145125055here's one for night time. that one was intended to be wake up in the morning.
>>145130222One of my close friends is a student from india.
>>145130265
>>145129640Juuso Vainio, who was injured in the first round, will undergo further examinations!In the first half of the match between JYP and KooKoo, an unpleasant situation was seen when JYP's defender Juuso Vainio was injured in a tackle. Vainio's condition was examined and monitored on the ice by a JYP doctor for about 20 minutes. At the same time, we waited for the ambulance to arrive at LähiTapiola Areena.The player was conscious the entire time and all of the player's limbs were moving. Vainio was taken by ambulance to Central Finland Hospital for further examinations.After the situation, the ice was repaired with an ice machine and the game continued as normal.JYP will inform more about the situation when additional information about further investigations is received.
>>145130222Fuck you bloody bitch son of bastaard
>>145130280Shall
>>145130281I don't remember any of it
>>145130300glad to hear he's okay. >all of the player's limbs were movingneck injury?
>>145130309one of these men does not have security clearance.
>>145130300Thanks for the explanation. I hope he's okay
Heading to the store to buy some meat to make jerky tomorrow. Anyone need anything?
>>145130284please make one for a rainy day :)
>>145130344a bouquet of flowers and a gf, pls
>>145130355Retard
>>145130344Put me some greek yogurt. I'll venmo you back
I’ve never had a girlfriend please stick to hockey discussion and not girls thanks.
Assists should be worth half a point.
>>145130368this is fair. we should respect this.
>>145130265I’m expecting a set exciting game tonight
>Slafkovsky hurt againDoes Hughes have a fetish for players made out of glass?
The Flames' trio of Huberdeau, Martin Pospisil and Anthony Mantha have combined for 15 points through four games.
>>145130355I'll look for one in the on sale section
anthony "passenger" mantha
>>145130284Thank you and my apologies.
>>145130368Neither have I. Will you be my girlfriend?
>>145130280>bednar's fault the defense and goaltending is in narnia
>>145130471raped
canadians really arent that polite. idk where that stereotype came from.
>>145130355They were all out of female gf's so I got you a male one>>145130361The male gf offered to make you some homemade "yogurt"
Good evening lads
[Athletic] Conroy: "The attitude has to always be: We’re here to win. This is our job."Some interesting comments from Conroy in Eric Duhatschek's latest piece at the Athletic:>Philosophically, Conroy has stuck to his own pesky insistence that the best way to turn the ship around is to try and win every night, rather than gently steering the organization to the bottom of the standings in the hopes that a future No. 1 overall draft choice leads the turnaround.>This isn’t always a popular view, but it is how the team intends to operate going forward, he said in an interview at Scotiabank Saddledome.>“You cannot tell people that it’s OK to lose and then later say, let’s try to win now. How do you do that?” said Conroy. “Where in the brain does it say that can be done? If you have a culture where you’re just OK with losing, that doesn’t breed winning. I know we’re going to lose games, but the attitude has to always be: ‘We’re here to win. This is our job.’>“As a player, I was always worried that someone was going to take my job if we didn’t have success, or didn’t do well. And I loved playing in the NHL. So I just think if you try to tell people, it’s OK to lose — or if they look up and think, ‘Well, Craig doesn’t care if we win or lose’ — no, I do care. I’m mad when we lose. I want to win every night. And I know we can’t, but at least I want to see the effort.>“Win or lose, we’re going to compete every night — and that’s all I’m asking. And that’s the message to the young guys. It’s not OK to lose. We are going to be pissed off. Other people may have different ideas, and they’ll run their teams the way they want. But for me, I just don’t believe you can flip the switch and suddenly decide, after a lot of years of losing, now it’s time to win.”
>>145130658Good evening hans. How are you?
>>145130663Sorry man I just don't care about the Flames.
>>145130669Ate too much pizza, so a bit tired,but happy for the weekendThanks for asking, how about you?
>>145130349Not that anon but I have this. :)
how wholesome is thathttps://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1847324661404565913
>>145130648beggars can't be choosers, i guess
>>145130732lol only one of his kids cares he failed them
>>145130732Very sweet, and now I want mickey d's.
>>145130727what a gross and dirty city.i understand why it rains so often
>>145130732one of his daughters clearly doesn't care and is bothered by her mother's antics
>>145130771Cope seethe etc
>>145130771t. lives in ft mac
>>145130771What shithole city, village of 15 people, or indian reservation do you live in?
>>145130705I'm so happy the weekend is nearly here
>>145130807when youre unemployed every day is the weekend :)
>>145130802Brampton saar show some respect you bloody
>>145130826but how will you afford jerseys and tickets?
What does this mean for hockey discussion across the internet?
>>145130780maybe shes just shy
>>145130844Tickets > jerseys
>>145130844im a sabres fan, i have no reason to buy either. all my money goes towards josh allen merchandise.
>>145130851Yuck
Copeyb Owl East today
>>145130597In the mid 60's, Canada had over 1k tons of gold in reserve. Today they have 0. The current value of 1k tons of gold is roughly $1.2T.If their gold wasn't stolen and sold off by politicians and bankers, they'd have enough to cover the national debt.Canadians have been robbed blind.
>>145130876ah, the simpler pleasures of Bavarian cat fight
Bulju will absolutely humiliate the canes
>>145130938remember when bud raped you?
>>145130828Hello do you have room for rent?Gujarati vegetarian looking for place to stay with sister.
>>145130938Now I think about it4/5 Bavaria teams are catsWeird huh
You always read about Buffalo Sabres fans whining about their owners, casually throwing out that it's there fault that the Sabres stink, but what exactly is it that they do wrong?
realistically, how do we fix canada?
>>145131005Wow talk about some incredibly uninspired team names.
>>145131005For me, it's red bull
>>145130995You are Bhenchod
>>145130914It's in good hands I'm sure.
>>145131005>Red Bull MünchenI hope you call them and their fans plastic.
>>145131020Every sports team should only be named the Bears, Indians, Tigers, Lions or Panthers.
>>145131010racemixing is an abomination and a sin
>>145131005Nearly all common animal related>Bavaria = Zoo League
>>145131005what the hell is going on with dusseldorfer?
>>145131020Just German thing desu
>>14513107204/17/22
>>145131068true, their kids probably arent world class athletes or anything
>>145131048Most hated team of the leaguethey just built a new stadium with 10k capacity and struggle to sell it out even in the first five games
>>145131010They built a culture of losing. It’s a downward spiral that’s near impossible to overcome.
>>145131073No moneythey even tried to sell their star goalie, who *just* signed a 7 year deal last season
>>145130914>flag upside down>smallest manlets alive holding itOk this won't grow the game let's fix this.
>>145131072>Tha Funkee Homosapien's
>>145131113>>145131116raped and raped adjacent
>>145131105>>145131073It's hendrik Haukeland
>>145131089kwab
>>145131068moses had a black wife. so did aaron. so do i.
>>145131116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpP_DslgZvY
>>145131076I have a genuine question, no irony or joking or anything. Is the whole "Germans like scat and piss porn" or shit like that actually real? obviously there are some of those people everywhere, but is there actually a sizable german audience for that and other "extreme" fetishes? or is that just a thing people say because I feel like I've heard it my entire life.
>>145131089jlmi
>>145131089Why do people not like them? The Red Bull sponsorship?
>>145131145Based. I wish my brother George were here to watch this with me.
>>145131141has your wife made any comments on the size of your cock?
>>145131152I have yet to meet someone who's into that>>145131153>>145131139What
>>145131173that's a very forward question, anon.
>>145131152fraid so
>>145131174KWAB = kek what a bitch, way to make fun of something JLMI = Just like my islanders, something sucks comparable to the New York Islanders
>>145127957Inorganic team. Everything about just screams soulless corporate slop.
>>145131174If you went to a sex shop would there be movies, toys or accessories related to that kind of thing? I feel like that'd be the most telling. and i apologize if that is offensive i don't mean it that way I'm purely interested.
>late props
For me, it's Revierlöwen Oberhausen
>>145131210You gave away the esoteric secrets. /hoc/ is no longer Occult
>>145131210thanks for explaining the joke
>>145131240and Hannover Indians
>>145131210the american instinct to worship foreign flags has betrayed /hoc/
>>145131259delete this
>>145131173Yeah, but she likes my cock though.
>>145131261I wish /sp/ had IDs, this thread especially would improve dramatically.
>>145131167European sports is all about tradition and soulRed Bull sports is all about moneyMunich has loads of "eventfans", who don't really contribute to the atmosphere. They hardly have any fans at away games.Just all around unlikeable>>145131210Thanks for explaining
>>145131241all of /hoc/'s jokes are already on the /hoc/ wiki
>>145131293There's a wiki? Wow you guys are pretentious
>>145131301our wiki rivals the /mu/ wiki in terms of content
>>145129264Gearing up for another second round exit
>>145131301It's available on the invite-only irc.
>>145131319bold of you to think they're even making playoffs
Meat is slice up and cured. 24 hours until we start dehydrating it boys
>>145131301we take /hoc/ very seriously
>>145131355you slice it before you cure it? what the fuck?did you mean to say trimmed?
>>145131355what type of beast did you dissect? and what did you use to cure it?
>>145131355What perverse ritual you engaging in, anon?
>>145131301having a database of dirt on /hoc/ personalities is valuable when arguing with them
2nd division btw
>>145131375no i cure it sliced>>145131388roast, curing salts (and seasoning)>>145131394making jerky
>>145131413Krefeld Penguin belong in the DEL.
>>145131422based
agostinoooooo
No more secondary assists. Only one player should be awarded an assist
>>145131434So do Kassel and Dresden desu>>145131455How. Should goalies score points then
Every player on the ice (including the opponents) should receive an assist
>>145131455STOP TRYING TO REINVENT THE WHEEL!!!!
>>145131466by scoring empty net goals
AHEM fuck Seattle
Fuck Nürnberg
JT Miller is going to win the Art Ross
>>145131396>arguing with themAhhh see, this is where you went wrong. It's even easier to ignore them!
sometimes i pretend to be a pens poster on here because sidney crosby and the pens are the only thing i know about hockey pre-kraken existence and ever since then i've occasionally been marked as some /hoc/ personality just throwing this out there to muddy the schizo waters
>>145131455retard, they need to start giving out third and fourth assists.
Primary assists = 0.5 pointsSecondary assists = .25 points
For me it's my Kraken. I post about my Kraken. :)
Kucherov will score 100 goals and he still won't win the hart because the zog won't allow it
primary raped bitch = bud1secondary raped bitch = 04/17/22
>>145131553you're one of bud's mortal enemies along with trb copey randy chambers takagi tavares and noel's boyfriend
>lynxies with down's syndrome
>>145131553even you acknowledge that crosby is the 21st century GOAT
>>145131605still vincetty
>>145131616the >laffs of suomi
No one should be truly worried in Edmonton with the Oilers’ 1-3-0 stumble. How many stints throughout a season are Connor McDavid, Leon Draisaitl, Zach Hyman and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins going to combine for exactly one goal? The answer is not many. However, thinking that the Oilers can start 2-9-1 again is fine because they made it to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final probably isn’t wise. This isn’t the same team – they don’t have the same defense or same team speed. Plus, the Oilers reeled off 24 wins in a 27-game span last year and set a new franchise record win streak (16). That might not be duplicable. And more than anything, it’s a reminder that these games matter. The Stanley Cup Final might’ve had a different result with home-ice advantage.
>>145131553I make a large percentage of the Flames posts here and they're not my team, it just pisses people off for some reason.
>>145131578we need a stat that does this for us, along with subtracting empty net goals. then we'll really know what's what.
Woof. You know it’s been a rough start for the Avalanche when Alexandar Georgiev allowed four goals on 24 shots on Wednesday night against Boston and remained in goal for the entire game – and both of those things were an improvement. His save percentage on the season actually went up, to a paltry .800. He’s allowed the most goals in the league at 17 in four games. In 2022, the Avalanche proved they could win the Cup with marginal goaltending. This time, at least for the foreseeable future, they won’t be able to outrun it. They don’t have the depth. Gabriel Landeskog and Valeri Nichushkin are out, but so are Jonathan Drouin and Arrturi Lehkonen and Devon Toews. They can’t go out and replace those players on the cap, because they need to activate them later, and they’re paying the price now.
>>145131656sadly enough he's not even the biggest problem for the aves
The Pittsburgh Penguins are washed. Yep, that’s what everyone was thinking after that 6-0 drubbing at the hands of the New York Rangers on opening night. The Penguins couldn’t keep up. They’re over-reliant on their aged core. And they need multiple superstars to step up on any given night in order to win. Some of those things may have kernels of truth. But the Penguins (3-2-0) awoke on Thursday in third place in the Metropolitan by points percentage, with Evgeni Malkin atop the points table. His 11 points in five games counts for the best start of his career, and the best start by any Penguin since Mario Lemieux in 2003. What year is it, anyway?
>>145131645I assume all american flag flames posts are canadians vacationing in hawaii
The Winnipeg Jets’ stout defensive metrics will regress to the mean. Hand up, I’m ready to admit that I was wrong on this one. In season prediction mode, I vastly underestimated the power of the Jets’ identity and commitment to team defense. Yes, Connor Hellebuyck can cover up a lot of mistakes. But they are a stubborn, difficult team to play against and they work hard. So far, the Jets have allowed two goals against in three games. They tied with the Florida Panthers last season for fewest goals allowed (198) at a time when scoring is up significantly, and any number under 200 goals against is a true accomplishment. Sometimes, when so many things go right in one season, we look for reasons to pick it apart and say it can’t happen again. That was wrong.
yep it's a wash
>>145131684We actually have a nuckies Clubhouse just north of Blaine WA. The geotracker has difficulty with our location.
I’m a flames fan and I can admit this start is an illusion. They will start losing soon i guarantee it.
absolutely awful games tonight
hutson played 30 minutes last night btwpeople are talking calder. but what about the norris?
>>145131716Nobody watches hockey on Friday, isn't that right Gary?
>>145131721the norris is stupid and i don't respect it
>>145131716Tomorrow too, and the rest of the season too and also the playoffs
>>145131539
>bud whines that people are saying that the penguins will take the islanders playoff spot>it’s actually happening
>>145131733i feel the same way about you, funnily enough
>>145131737Maybe you should start watching German hockey
Flames and Islanders
>>145131716Yeah, my Kraken don't play tonight. :(
>flames and islanders mentioned I'm out
>>145131748I heard that Red Bull team is pretty good maybe I'll watch them.
Flames and islanders discussion!
>He's outI'm in
>>145131716/college/
>>145131748CHL is the pinnacle of excitement
>>145131769Check the table
>he's inI'm out
>>145131748lol lmao
>>145131716gary saves his shittiest games for fridays
>>145131748I won't but could pretend to like raped bitch
What exactly is an Islander?
>>145125099>have long retard hair>everyone knows where you are on the ice at all times because of it>under constant defensive pressure because of it>cut hair>blend in with everyone else on the ice>suddenly you are able to move freely and handle the puck anywhere>have career yearThat retard Mika Zibanejad should cut his hair too maybe that would help not be shit
i hate my friends (you guys)
If he’s out I’m out
>>145131809we find it endearing and adorable, and you should smile more =3
>>145131806Retard.
>>145131804one who lives on an island
>>145131716Our penguins play though
>>145131804is·land·er ˈī-lən-dər. : a native or inhabitant of an island
Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, New York Islanders hockey was on TV. He suddenly started watching and fell asleep. Thank God.
>>145131804def- He who Islands
I could’ve been an islanders I’m a flat lander just how I was born and raised.
>>145131844jen
>>145131619one has rings, the other has participation trophies. It's a wash atp why even argue this. Who argues this? It's delusional. Can't be king without a ring. And he'll never get that ring on a canadian team.
>>145131844Broberg is elite. Oilers fucked up by not matching. He shut down the islanders big time last game.
>>145131862>Can't be king without a ringthis makes me inconsolable
>>145131887As the soilers fall, we rise.
>>145131844>You're welcome, citizen...
>>145131918Raped
guess who's starting in goal again tonight
>>145131918braindead retard
>>145131804me :)
>>145131934your mom
>>145131934kaapo kahkonen
>>145131844WOW! Close call! Sending thoughts and prayers!!
>>145131934whats with this new pulling the goalie for 60 minutes experiment the avs are clearly using?
>>145131947Raped retard
>>145131948I'm sure he's old enough to pull himself
new>>145131953>>145131953>>145131953
>>145131804Its actually a peninsula
