Justin "The Primate" Gathje
shit thread
>>145131942>third post
Cody "Mid life crisis" Garcandt
Stuhjunge ist der untermensch...
apparently the fighter pay budget is less than the lighting budget per anthony pettis
>>145131993Wll you can't see the fights without the lights, so they are about as important.
FACT: CM Punk taught Belal everything he knows
FACT: Steven Seagal taught CM Punk everything he knows
>>145131993The lights always do what they're supposed to. Never miss weight, never pull out, never cheat. Give the lights a bonus and cut the Fight of The Night bonuses since England proved they're gonna go to boring decisions regardless of how high Dana sets the bonus.
>>145132041I can't verify this I think you're lying
Codybros we are so back
>>145132059He said to himself, outloud.
>>145131993I don't think that's realistic.
>>145131952That's CTE manifesting
>>145132081The Performance Institutes in Mexico and China and Vegas probably contribute a considerable percentage of the overall budget and the dumb as dirt loser fuck face fighters sure ain't getting more than a fistful of nickels tossed down the stairwell.
>>145132059clown makeup esque
Gody Carbrandt: "what's up? I'm Gody Carbrandt"
>>145132117I don't think the PIs are in the lighting budget thoughbeit
Belel should be cut
>>145132148I'll just take your word at face value then.
>>145132059are those tattoos
>>145132117Aren’t the performance institutes a way for Dana to wash or hide money?
>>145132161No they're real tiny black swords. Retard.
>>145132161sharpie
>>145132161Cody has a lot of tattoos
>>145132161no they are taboo
>>145132161Yes, both of them
>>145132219Do you? Never once even thought about it personally, kinda gay if ya think about it.
New memeCody Wormbrandt
Its like art for your body, which is like makeup but also permanent and guaranteed to look like shit 100% of the time.
>>145132252Cody does love being inside dirty, brown holes.
>>145132252This meme has legs I think.
Stop playing coy Madame we know you can't get tattoos on account of your rotting necrotic skin.
is condit a meme fighter?
This ugly slob ever gonna leave his computer today or naw?
OH N-
>>145132326GSP said he's the best fighter he ever fought
I've never had to chase pussy in my life on december 30th I aint doin it, I don't have to
>>145132357BO N-
>>145132357More like Kai Chama-France
>>145132367This is the post
>>145132367
>>145132359GSP said it was the most hurt he was in a fight, he said the most skilled guy he faced was BlowJob Pennis
>>145132407
>>145132407Sorry, sounds based to me!!
>>145132359Hey didn't he try to make a comeback, Matt Brown too? It's like I imagined this shit
>>145132407called being a real one
>>145132423Not you dawg you good, I'm tambout the human beanbag chair who spams about my cock all day, the utter zilch.
>>145132161They aren't permanent, as Cody will also dissolve in an insentient, constant dissolution soon.
>>145131993Would you rather watch a well lit, empty octagon, or listen to fighters brawling in the dark?
>>145132501the latter
>>145132484Cody hasn't been heemed since this fight.
>>145132501I'd go with option two but that's because I'm a degenerate.
getting heemed heems your reflexes
>>145132543can you shut up? we dont care
>>145132548Yeah wanna talk about all the ranked Canadian fighters? I'll go first;
So anyway about that pedo faggot who posts here....
>>145132558arnold allen
Cancer's last good win was a canadian bum.
>>145132571Wuddabout him?
>>145132558Godyness
>one post was enough to send xer spiralling for 20 minutes
>UFC Tampa adds Billy Quarantillo vs. Cub SwansonLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>145132583you tell me
>>145132252
>>145132629Thanks b I really needed this for my nightmares.
>>145132629delete this
>>145132527What a beast.
>>145132603>Never was shitter vs wannabe has been but really never was shitter
Where your mama live and where your daddy run off to, I'll slap them both for smoking all the crack while you festered inside.
>>145132675b those are unironically the best fights
>>145132690sick line bro
>culo blanco
a toast!to all the heemers on this friday evening
>>145132629Thanks senpai made me laugh
>>145132752
>>145132752Cheers,(32oz)
Oh no spammy stop staring into the reflection of my aluminum can! Fucking loser m8, get a grip.
>>145132752fuck you
>>145132920>nose beers
>>145131993Dana once lost more money gambling in one game of blackjack than all the winners on a card that same night won combined.And by once I mean there is one confirmed instance of this, but it probably happens all the time.
Que?
>>145133103Dana worked hard for that money by having others suffer CTE for his profit don't judge him
>>145132797Nigga are you watching pornography? wtf
>>145133101shii buckley deserves it after his wonderboy heem
8 days.
24 hours until ngubu gets knocked out so hard his next kids dies in the womb before even being fertilized
>sean brady def. gilbert burns via unanimous decision (50-45 x3)
>>145133269Bobby heeming Khamzat will have geopolitical repercussions.
>>145133104This image doesn't work, just delete it
oh no chandlerbros...
>>145133348i'm betting 500$ that guru was making some kind of blacked fantasy here and i haven't seen anything from him for 5-6 months
>>145133348what does guru want jones to do? japanese cerimonial suicide? yeah he beat his wife and killed that baby but he's a changed man now.
>>145133348guru is such a cuck"I-I was just joking! I like dark humor!" what a loser
>>145133348Guru is such a lame crying bitch
TAKE HIS HEAD OFF RENNY ROOSMASH NGUBU IS WHAT YOULL DOCRUSH THAT FRAUDWIN WIN WINSMASH THAT CANTIN TIN TIN
Guru's so close to being famous he can taste it, if 10 jews dropped a baby on the table he would grab his silverware and dig in
>>145133405He’s criticizing chandler here
>>145133348Mike wrangled himself a big time Hap, this Hap will do good under the guidance of Michael Chandler
>>145132752Mah nigga
>>145133485t. Dana
Meringues status: IN THE OVEN
>>145133494yea, for simply taking a photo with jon
I'm just making jokes guysNow I'm going to spread slanderous rumors about you being gay or a secret white supremacist who's trying to groom the blackness out of orphaned children to my audience of over 100 thousand people
>Tfw sorrow.
shitting on jones and chandler is morally just anything else is cope
>>145133518He wants to be the Howard Stern of the mma sphere. Only way to do that is to be extremely jewish.
*ducks u*
Mikhail Xandlerovich.
Guru fans seem indian and I cant support that
>>145133549Surely if it's not up to him to make the fight, making it harder for the fight to happen surely is up to him.That said yeah why are we acting like beating Rashit (if he does win) makes him deserving of anything? He should rematch Jan and actually beat him or atleast beat hill before he gets a title shot.
>>145133489Yeah his desperation is palpable
>>145133549based, fuck ali and his inbred goat fuckers
In my opinion, saying no to a fight should be grounds for immediate expulsion from the UFC
>>145133623If you think projects are a problem now that would make it even worse.
>>145133549based alex
Has anyone here actually seen Redbelt?
>>145133663I haven't.
why would the ufc give ankalaev a title shot when he is only allowed to fight in abu schaubi
>>145133591He's literally the only contender at LHW. Everyone else in the top 5 is coming off a lossWho else should Alex fight? The winner of Smith vs Reyes?
>>145133745Yes. The fans want Smith.
>>145133758He said the winner b
>>145133766He will win.
>>145133788
>>145133623I agree.
Jiri beat Rakshit? Give him the rematch.Ankalaev beat Rakshit? Nah he doesn't deserve a title shot
If you were an amateur MMA fighter and wanted that extra money to help fund your training and nutrition, would you be willing to sell your used compression shorts that you were wearing during practice or at an actual fight, how much would you sell a pair for (unwahsed!) and what would be the best way to approach you with an offer?
>>145133825you ok b?
Reminder that number 8 in the world Khalil Rountree got a title shot off of beating Anthony Smith
>>145133745>Everyone else in the top 5 is coming off a lossBecause they lost to alex.>Who else should Alex fight? The winner of Smith vs Reyes?Nobody is really deserving so might aswell.
>>145133407>dark humor is... le bad!-posted on 4chan.org in 2015+9
>>145133862not what i said retard
>>145133816let this be a lesson to everyone itt, when opportunity presents itself you better grasp it with both hands
>>145133842And Islam Makachev got a title shot off of beating Bobby Green
>>145133816he has the same hairline as umar
Post you're face when Rakić does this to ACKalaev.
>>145132752why are there so many pictures of heemers cheersing
>>145133992why wouldn't there be?
>>145133945How did this guy go from fighting cans in Austria straight into the UFC? He didn't even have to go through some mid-tier European promotion like Cage Warriors or Oktagon, no contender series. Nope it was straight from beating some Brazilian bum with a 3-loss streak in some Austrian basement promotion to the UFC that same year. I wonder who's dick he sucked.
>>145133945>Mfw
RIP Kobe
>>145134210that's just how it was back then
>>145134210he creampied a certain pale pink asshole
Oooo Schauby the Bobby
>>145134225eating some kobe beef
>>145134225wtf is wrong with his left arm, torn bicep?
>>145134345he jerks off with his kobe arm
Dan Hardy and Dan Hooker should do the fusion dance
there's a universe where Dan Harker is scheduled to fight Dan Hoordy
>Dan Hoordy
Anklave vs racik what a combat between two individuals. Surely, we'll be entertained.
Weird how not one of those georgian rats actually lives in georgia
>>145134735Its like how americans live in america
>>145134735Ilia is spanish, Merab is american.
>>145134443the meng muscle is small but powerful
>>145133945rakics hands are so sloppybrutal heem inc
>>145134858>implying shartkalaev’s aren’t
>>145134345ye, same as dolidze
>>145134877eh his straights are nice, quicker also
Belel MuKWABad
>>145134912>straightssomething you'd know nothing about
Any fights on tonight fellas?Driving rn and don't wanna die. Thx
>>145135011pay attention to the road
>>145135011you cant watch and drive b
the meng is not a muscle
>>145135011OH SHIT LOOK OUT! A DEER!
>>145134985how would u know, are u ghey???
Rankalaev vs akic
rapekalaev vs ACKic
>>145133489He's an idiot, he makes enemies of fighters. He's going about things the total wrong way, so I wouldn't say so
>>145135225Nah
>>145135037>>145135011>>145135048>>145135065Fucking deer heemed my truck 2 years ago.I'll be home in an hour. Anything on tonight or just tomorrow?
Name the first dagistani fighter in the ufc.RK?
>>145135306khabib
>>145135306Retardomedov Kuntov
>>145135252How about thisAnkakic vs Ralaev
>>145135306anthony smith
>>145135306Jon Jones is probably up there
>>145135320It insists upon itself
ok the ngubu weigh in faceoff was pretty good. this hue wants to bang bro
UFC Fight Night: Hernandez vs Pereira
>>145135306Nah.
50 days until Gane fights.
dumbass ganecel forgot his image lmao
>>145135473You forgot the image
ganetard
Joselyne Edwards missed weight by 3.5lbs. I think we all know what that means ;D
>>145135556jiggly
it means we don't watch wmma
hot
>>145135590Yes!!>>145135596Also yes! Except for when Joselyne's big fat ass is bouncing around.
>>145133915That's the lesson? No, don't follow some dumb cult with man made rules of life.
>>145135616this but dumont
>>145135616>>145135652This but T-Wood
Can anybody smell that?
>>145135678no what does it smell like
>>145135678wipe your ass
>>145135712those bubbles? yeah, that's not a hot tub....
>>145135691success
Sagebros...
>>145135777why did dana do it
>>145135712Schaub's mouth is Lovecraftian.
Brendan Schaub is 31 years old. He was 20 when he knocked out. Cro Cop.
>>145135896Fact check: FALSE
>>145135896Schaub vs 37 year old Pereira is the fight to make
Schaubma!
schneed
matt schmell
wut are we watchin?
>>145136033NLCS
CHAWIWIMAS
>>145136033LFA on in 2 bongs. i aint watchin that crap tho
Time for his UFC return and championship run
>>145136113no go rizin noob
In 4 years of being signed with the promotion, Sage fought for a total of 1:06 minutes in ONE championship
>>145136033i don’t know
The Sage Northcutt.
>>145136204FRICK!!!
>>145136190That's why they tried to set him up on his last fight. They felt they lost on investment and wanted to flush him pre-exit.
>>145136204Hey bro can you snap a pic of me washing my trugg?? Hold on let me take my shirt off
>>145136227i cant tawlk b
>>145136227It'd be stranger if Sage put a shirt on.
>>145136219mate he fought a paki in his last fight
Rosemary Southstitch
>>145131914>This guy is going to takedown Poatan
>>145136278he says himself he's not
>>145136219moar like they wanted him obliterated since the beginning to prove a point
>>145136255They tried to fuck him out of a corner on 2 hours notice and he pulled out, get in the loop kid.
Niggger
>>145136255they set him up to fight 40 years old Aoki and he ducked because his corner couldn't get a visa.
>>145136318>>145136327they offered him a replacement and he bitched, it's fucking aoki he outweighed him by like 10lbs too
>>145136278Volkan is an MMA fighter unlike Alex, so he can defend takedowns to a certain extant.
Will shrimp put ngubu vs renny roo on?
>>145136343Sage is a bum thoughever
>extantOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HEEMED
i just want to see some steele
>>145136345>>145136310THIS guy is going to provide "takedown threat" against Poatan Pereira
>>145136278That's Volkan "No Time", bitch. He weems ACKalaev in the rematch.
mfw kody steele heems brazza
>>145136385He would actually not, Magomed showed levels this fight
>>145136343Yeah, Sage is such a bitch bum he refused to fight a 40 years old washed one dimensional fighter he significantly outweight if he couldn't have a father figure to encourage him.
Kid made Volkan look like a heavy bag, still wont hold a candle for alex
>>145136385More fighters need custom celebrations. For example Ilia Topuria could do a matador thing, Bo Nickal could mimic giving a blowjob etc
the pleasure man could pleasure himself...
thin chin will be there for Poophands
>>145136278Pereddit is flat on his back with 1/10 that effort
After watching Magomed, this is what Poatan needs to watch out for..>Magomed's southpaw jab, he has shown to be able to jab orthodox stanced fighters>Magomed's pressure. Ankalaev applies pressure slowly, but he backs you up to the fence, he starts this with a front kick to the body, backing you up, then he will body and headkick on the open side when you step back and will look to counter when you come off of the fence>Body, front and head kicks, since Magomed is a southpaw, all 3 are open to him and knows it, using them to their ful extent, mainly the body and front kick
Magomed will strike.
>>145136460Aim for nothing, never be disappointed never be elated, find nothing in everything and anything
>>145136473>Poatan will get taken down .. THIS TIME
I will cry.
>>145136443the swedish fighters could twerk, I'm pickin up what you're puttin down
kody steele heems pereddit btw
Chael Penis Sonnen
Don't be surprised if Poatan wrestlefucks lil magomed
>>145136519Swedish fighters?
>>145136542
>>145136541Not enough people are talking about how Pereira literally has more takedowns than Ankalaev in the octagon and he's a kickboxer lmao
>>145136567Guy makes a beast of a kebab pizza
Imagine the sex
Boy on boy violence :((
>>145136588bbbbeast of a work ethnic b
>>145136607Schaub is a living representation of the Dunning Kruger effect
>>145136607they're gettin rowdy in the retirement home
>>145136607lmfao get em queen
Spammy has been revved bigly last couple days eh? Poor bastard, must be miserable.
Schaub when someone tells him that he cant bring up being 6'4, 240 to win an argument
diaz bros,,,
Honestly, would Schaub even beat Diaz? I feel like even Nate's not that bad
>>145136607schaub shut down motherfucker
Schaub exposed jiu jitsu at polaris. Cyborg tried to claim schaub didn't want to engage but b, got get him if he's not playing touch butt in your guard
>>145136672diaz handles him ez unironi
>>145136278oezdemir is much better than poohand
>>145136607it's a doggy dog world, b
>>145136607>I probably got 20 lbs on youAnd people say Schaub isn't funny.
>>145136748He isn't a thicccboy anymore b
Someone heem me asleep
>>145136798I got you https://youtu.be/eEvARgu0sk4?feature=shared
FACT: Ankalaev is literally rountree but with less power.
>>145136680This is actually legitimately genuinely both true & factual.
>>145136896Rountree has never shot a takedown in his life
Remember when people were saying Strickland was a better boxer than Holloway
EDDDIEEEEEEEE
Didn't we JUST have this conversation with BelalThere is a reason the UFC is trying to keep Ankalaev away from the belt. He WILL win if he gets a title shot. The only way he doesn't beat Alex if he's literally retarded
In hindsight, Schaub would have fucked up Cain in a straight up grappling match.
>>145136953He is retarded b he said he's gonna strike
>>145136917And Ankalaev has never attempted a submission, yet roundtree has a higher submission attempt percentage.
>>145136926Cazzies think a lot of retarded thingThey thought O'Malley would heem Merab on a takedown entry when there hasn't been a single person who's caught Merab on a takedown in his entire career
To this day I still don't know if Ankalaev is a first name, middle name, last name, or a nickname.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145136953>The only way he doesn't beat Alex if he's literally retardedPhew.
>>145136966Jan said he would strike and then shot a single leg 0.05 seconds in to round 1
>>145136985Uhhh doesn't that just make you Chinese?
>>145136987>69 Ta-Hakek
>>145136985Yeah ill have the tempura shrimp, a California roll, the spicy pork ramen with extra ham topping, the tonkotsu chicken and a jar of orchata please.
>>145136798*bop*
>>145137022YOURE A GOD DAMN BEANER
>>145137022Who the fuck eats more than one sushi roll
>>145137002>swallow
>>145137042Grown-ups.
>>145137042Bro what
>>145137042ray borg
Angela Hill.
>>145137082troon tier
>>145137059>>145137063Fatties
>>145137103Shut the fuck up muhammed.
Fuck bro I want Ngannou to get knocked out so bad but it won't happen
>>145137001>>145137022
>>145137110no dayshawn
>>145137109Yeah fat cock maybe
>>145137082Have you listned to Two Straws recently? Shes still super funny too
High IQ Ankalaev heems Poashart with ease
u should try listening to ashlee evans smiths podcast its terrible
francis "pfl can crusher" ngannou
>>145137176watch ur diabetitus chud
>>145137194https://youtu.be/Iikq3hDvl24?si=LNpXhEaE1HOJtePM
>>145136953I can't belive some people think that Ank is losing to Alex after Merab beat Sean and Belal beat Leon.Strikercels are powerless against wrestlechads.
>>145135601very
Done waging for the week time for wild sex
>>145137273RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT
>>145137233jfc lmaocalled sex and violence, the pinnacle of brainrot but hearing fighters humiliate themselves talking about their fetishes is p entertaining
Done waging time for wild gaming and Qi gong
>>145137289what's his name
>>145137225Easy with 15-20 vision
>>145137245Magomed ankalaev is a striker
>>145137364Ankalaev is a mix martial artist, Peirera is a kickboxer
Uh oh Madame’s having a methed up moment hide your malamutes and mastiffs
Magomed is a vile inbred troll with a deep fried footlong hotdog for a nose and broke his frail ankle against Jan Blachowicz. His wrestling is meh his striking is ass he's just big and ducks his way through the division like all muzzrats do.
>>145137398they’re both mixed martial artists
Not done waging time to go wage s'more
FACT: Alex Pereira has more submission attempts in the UFC than Magomed Ankalaev.
>>145137445>attempts
Do you guys think small joint manipulation being legal would affenct the meta at all? Methinks perhaps
>beat izzy>beat ankalaev>beat poatan>beat jones (in absentia)lhw goat
>>145137451FACT: Magomed Ankalaev has zero career wins by submission and zero submission attempts in his UFC career.
You now remember Benoit "God of War" St. Denis
>>145137463me thinks we should bring back head butts and soccer kicks, it would definitely affect shit
>>145137484i just looked it up bro and didn't want to take a screenshot but he has exactly 1 win by submission, same as Pooteira
>>145137519I appreciated the alliterations in those at least. Respectfully.
>>145137041
>>145137042That's a small meal for a grown adult.
>>145137519you're also still here. sad.
I would literally kill you spammy
Ms. Xneed your flesh eating bacterial disease will kill you long before you ever lay a finger on “Spammy”
Xhe’s projecting again…
>>145137629That's your crippled legs rotting from sitting on the pc for 10+ hours daily. You need to clean yourself, immedietly.
>>145137519Can't you just fucking leave him alone man
>>145137463There's a reason is forbidden.
>>145137663Madame only one of us has ever been so unwashed that they contracted a flesh eating bacteria and/or scabies and it wasn’t me.
>>145137648
>>145137666He's been mindbroken by Sneed for years now. Giga-revved, if you will.
I’ll keep watching that crap here (the apex slop)
Schaub vs Diaz is crazy
Madame the bugs are getting under your skin again… don’t tear up your bussy this time
The adults in your life all failed you.
the heems are my least favorite part
>>145137776woah buddy careful with the broad attacks
>>145137784Et iz wat et iz bradda
Madame beats up xer mom and xister, call that a WMMA fight
>>145137776Trve at least im still young i can still turn it around, 35 is young.
What? Go to bed retard.
It's not even late Ms. Xneed, I live in Florida remember?
why are you chuds so obsessed with trans folx?
Madame you're being asked a question >>145137886
It's true, I picked him up at the 711 at 42nd on obt and he gave mad dome felt like a dyson.
>>145137886they're obsessed with trans people and rape, very disturbing...
>>145137776Wtf I havent said anything in like 20 mins ive been Schaubbing for my loife out here
MMA?
>>145137944Madame's Mental Anguish?
>>145137959
heem?
Can we cool it please?
Bug chaserTranny chaserDog chaserMadame Xneed does it all
>>145137776i wouldn't exist if it weren't for the adults in my life
Oh no, looks like he got revved again. What a tragedy.
Lady Xneed is in several vulnerable minority groups.
You're pissed!
Xhe's dumping xer folderMadame meltdown initiated!
Fool of a ting yeh?
you guys are weird
>this thread.
we need peace negotiations
/heem/ reading this thread
HES FORTY!
>Madame pretending xhe's not slowly killing xerself with drug/alcohol abuse and frequent romps with tranny hookers
>>145138055>taking the eye test literallywhat a retard
Whats he saying? You sound like a 12 year old little bitch. You're 40 years of age, act your fucking age.
It's a new headcanon with you every day Lady Xneed
You keep increasing the square footage.
>>145138255HE CANT EVEN READ
Pearsonally im going to wait untill there is an clear winner in tonight's engagement vis an vis Sneed vs Britain before I begin posting again.
Your first post of the day was about "Spammy"Your last post before you go to bed once the amphetamines finally wear off in 20 hours will be about "Spammy"Rent free, I'm afraid.
I think you guys would actually get along really well if you hung out together
HE CANT EVEN WALK!
>xhe takes the time to photoshop xer own ltitle memesCute.
Its very telling this board sides with me. And they dont even like Sneed! They just hate Spammy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXQinJlPsg
I've got an huge surprise for you boys for the next thread (hint: it's a Bo OP)
>>145138538Approved.
who the fuck is artem topuria and why are cazzies picking him to beat the bmf
pussy
penis
johnny walker beat the guy who beat tom redditjohnny walker beat the guy who beat alex pereddit (in a three round fight)
>>145138715johnny walker beat the guy who beat magomed ankalaev
gay sex?
>whit vs zat is a 5 rounderfake fight
Magomed Ankalaev is heem's official fighter.
>>145138813yeah but i think it'll be rob who pulls out this time
brazzas i want boogyuourooor
Guru is live
>>145138814I just took an Ankaturd on the Pisslam
>>145138891Give it time.
>>145138897you will respect Magomed Ankalaev OR ELSE
>guru is live Thank you saar
I very much enjoying to watch me some of the mma guru saar he has the most amusing takes regarding the arts of the mixed martials vishnu be praised
5 AM in Finland
Guru is right for shaming chandler, the white birth rate is at an all time low, whites should adopt white children or the white race will go extinct
Morning lifts you deadbeat NEET>>145139017That's not how it works b but risible post
>>145139034If you're exercising why are you currently posting on heem
>>145139069I thought it was Dustin from the thumbnail
Just had sex with your mom
I was telling Rajesh from Uttar Pradesh about the spectacular impressions of Mr MMA Guru and he asked me is that why they call him the guru as he is a vessel for so many souls in the Martial Arts that are Mixed and I said no Rajesh you silly samosa he is the Guru because his knowledge of Arts both Martial and Mixed is Akashic in it's scope and scale praise Ganesh>>145139056Phone posting between sets is normal gym behavior DYELington McBones, you finna defend some wax skinned streamer all morning or can we get back to posting about mma?
>>145138891
we no longer watch guru here
>>145139178i do
>>145139203the streams are not even fun
Bloody hell man did you see what the benechod wrote about our Mr MMA Guru saar I assure you he is the most viewed and respected mind on Martial but also Mixed Arts on r/heem saar by Krishna
Will shrimp steams have the pfl ngubu fight on?
Nina Drama your vagene is no longer of interest Rajasthan stands firmly with avatar of Prince Arjun Mr MMA Guru saar
>>145139178We never did.
>>145139178Pooru is genuinely worse for the fighters than Ariel could ever beHe actively slanders fighters and gets in their personal businessHe's the worst kind of fan (and this can't be emphasized enough, fan, not expert, not journalist, fan and a rabid one at that)
Are there any documentaries about guru? I need to know his origin.
>>145139286he's just another outrage merchant like most youtubers, gotta get those views
>>145139286That's why instead of ignoring Ariel like a normal person the idiot decided to "wage war" (tell indians to spam Ariel's socials)>>145139332Get a life jfc
>>145139332just sort by old on his youtube videos
Just watched Ailin Perez videos
>>145139344>Get a life5:45 am in Finland and on /heem/
>>145139422Why is he sitting on another man’s lap?
>>145139411Early exercising in pure darkness/silence and phoneposting during it is life, researching a wastrel streamer by watching more wastrel streamers is the g*yest least living thing you could ever do with yourself have some self respect, passive observer, you'll be 30 soon, tick tock
GODru
>>145139501Post a photo of the gym you’re in. Prove you’re actually working out and not just jerking off on the hardwood floor of your empty apartment.
>>145139344I'm surprised youtube is putting up with that stuff to be honestI think he also told his fans to go after jon jones on social media with the gay stuffThat's a call for raiding/harassment and most youtubers are smart enough not to do that because it goes against terms of service (and he's not a hot e-thot who can avoid channel termination with sexual favors)
Jon Jones is a homosexual.
when does ngannou get knocked out
i been tryna get geeked all nite
>>145139556
Would you guys repsect me more if I said it now? Or closer to 500 posts?
N
>>145139554No and who wakes up at quarter to 5 to heem meng anyway what's wrong with you>>145139556He will get heemed by the UK's hate laws eventually at the MENSA tier pace he's going at, I guess he's reached the point of the grift where if he gets banned it vindicates him to his indian followers
*draws in deep breath with hands outstrethced to the sky* i am drawing power for it
lameru
>>145139893Bit esoteric b
>>145139647b…
ngubu is getting weemed and dana is giving every fighter 50k regardless of outcome
Just took a violent mma streamer in the pundit
You would NEVER dare to say the N word in real life to a BLACK MAN, chud coward.
OHHHHHHH HES HURT
>>145140482what started this shit?
>>145140482They used to be friends....
>>145140507don't know but the Gringo Papi ended it
>>145140507prob brenda fake sobbing about shane carwin's CTE. then ofc "mma media," take his pawdcast and use it as "news." brenda has acted like a bitch to nate several times in the past, so only natural for nate to jab at him
>>145140482>>145140507The presser will be glorious
>>145139286>He's the worst kind of fan (and this can't be emphasized enough, fan, not expert, not journalist, fan and a rabid one at that)that's why he's based. journalists and experts are faggots
>>14514048240 year old men, btw.
The expert weighs in
>>145140582>different level athleteguru confirmed retardwebm related
>>145140567I wouldn't have even guess Mexicans could afford pearls to be clutching on this hard. Pathetic.
>>145140582Doesn't Nate do triathlons and butt scooting 5 days a week while I keep seeing Schaub getting lip fillers and drinking on camera
Heeminder the only neck Brendan Schaub has "snapped," is his asian as shiiiiiit producer who is like 50 and a total non-athlete.
oh fuck we bout to witness the return of the big brown shutdown
Weeminder, Schaub kills everyone here in cobnat 1v1 so stfu. Respectfully.
>>145140640No, I'd fuck up Brandon and Midget Mouse at the same time.
>>145139817Motherfucking Irish bog nigger
>>145140640NOO
>>145140582like i said, based. reminder that hating schaub and hating guru is reddit behaviour
Brandon Sean is a powerful individual who was able to scrap his dick pick from the internet
>>145140582Truth nuke.
Tito Ortiz: Hall of Famer GOATBrendan Schaub: Podcast extraordinaire Both have leaked meng pics. Coincidence?
Make it
I'M BAKING
>>145140742
>>145140742You tell me
Do not say p diddy backwards...
>>145140742tito has leaked meng????
>>145140866>yddid pholy shit
>meng mogged by titofug
Right now, in Mexico, a guy is yanking his meng to a picture of Tito's meng.
guyysss i wanna see tito's meng too :((((
>>145140926statistically true
>>145140969>>145140969>>145140969>>145140969>>145140969ENNNY RENNY THRENNY ROO
