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Crosby Edition
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Blue Jackets
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>>145136154
these look like you got them from Sweden's gay magazines
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>>145136154
who made this thread? diddy?
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regular season overtime should be eliminated and teams that draw should get zero points.
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My penguins =)
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>>145136154
>>145136154
>>145136154
>>145136154
>>145136154
>>145136154
>>145136154
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i don't think they were body building magazines
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diddy didn’t do it
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>>145136184
Crosby was featured in a men's health magazine where he discussed squatting form
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>>145136197
blow your brains out
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>>145136215
What did he diddy do?
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>>145136197
based
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>>145136218
Oh I bet Sweden can tell me all about that :)
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Just took a rough pinecone-esque marner
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>>145136226
what DIDN'T diddy do is the question
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>>145136203
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>>145136254
lmao
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>>145136226
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>>145136249
Why would I know the answer to that? I'm not even Ashton Kutcher or anything like that, damn
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huge ned guy myself
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>>145136226
Gone done did it the bastard
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WHEN I PUSH, I FEEL GOOD
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Go Rangers
aka /ourguys/ whether /hoc/ wants to admit it or not
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>>145136260
Okaly-dokaly, neighborino
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>>145136254
bulju has been incorrect before. he couldn't appreciate mcdavid's literature
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pens scarrrr
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why was crosby able to unlock bulju but not mccrybaby?
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Fucking Andersen
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>>145136313
mcdavid isn't a real captain and is too autistic to work with anyone besides draisaitl
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>this totally heterosexual broadcaster enjoying that knob action
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canes SCARRRRRRR
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let down by Andershit
A G A I N
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>image
(You) and (You) pointing to your post >>145136288 here
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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GARY'S MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
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B L A K E
L
A
K
E L I T E
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>>145136313
Crosby has autism which is a prerequisite for effective finn communication
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>>145136363
and mcdavid isn't autistic?
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What happened to the Yzerplan?
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>scoreful draw
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>>145136376
He's autistic for gay stuff
crosby is autistic for hockey
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>>145136347
Don’t see why they don’t start kochetGOD every night. Andersen always has to let an ez one in
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>>145136376
Hes a sperg
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>>145136377
Moar like Yzerscam
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>>145136355
Sam Rosen is one of the good ones
Gonna suck when he retires
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>>145136346
god fucking damn my stream is behind
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will my blues go .500 this year?
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Steve Uh zeer mun
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>>145136391
based fellow kochetgod appreciator
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>>145136399
you should get your prostate checked
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>>145136422
I'm afraid not
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>>145136399
typical gary
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>the city of Alaska
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>>145136422
It’s unlikely they go exactly .500
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>>145136425
nailed it
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>>145136430
this is either good news or good news
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>>145136399
same guy on the right in both pictures?
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>>145136428
Love that lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe
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>>145136439
You mean Anchorage
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Winning the cup with a .500 record and a toxic workplace environment was so girlboss
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>>145136396
Yes. I wholeheartedly agree.
He is, and it will be sad. With him gone there will be literally 0 reason to ever switch it to a rags game.
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>>145136457
when are they releasing the jerseys?
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>>145136454
and Fairbanks
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>>145136454
I only know Anchorage, Juneau, Fairbanks and Wasilla (Sarah Palin)
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>>145136467
The teams are shit but the names go hard
>Nanooks
>Seawolves
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>no mention of thiccsby yet
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>>145136457
>8-4-3-9
KEK what is this
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>>145136489
hockey butt is a real problem
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>>145136478
That’s really all you need to know
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>>145136485
hell yea
https://youtu.be/K9cYcRotufU?si=jEYoJFfuwAdhdGMy
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>>145136520
absolutely kino
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happy birthday
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>>145136466
This
i want a Men's sized women's league hockey sweater, lads
>I want the Frost to make a deal with Paisley Park and make Prince themed Purple Rain uniforms for next season
>>145136485
fucking A right.. the Spirit is willing, you see...
>but the flesh.. it is weak, you see? yes... You see..
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>>145136504
3-2-1-0 system so probably 8 regulation wins, 4 OTW, 3 OTL, 9 regulation losses. Would be better for the NHL but maybe not by enough to fuck with the record books
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>>145136507
They make trousers specifically for hockey players
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>>145136545
bud1
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My leafs are going to bootyblast the rags tomorrow. Rags will be exposed
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>>145136561
dylan larkin is always shilling them on instagram
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>>145136520
Had zero right to go as hard as it did
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What's for dinner tonight? Wings, mozzarella sticks, burger, fries, and tendies for me
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>>145136579
Heт.
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>>145136613
tf
tp
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>>145136613
all of that for you? I had chicken and rice
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smackdown soon bro's
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>scoreless draws
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>>145136613
rotisserie chicken and like a gallon of spinach
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>>145136637
slopdown was cancelled
it was a gay magazine
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>>145136637
>>145136670
Wrestlefags OUT and take a shower
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>>145136613
can of heinz beans (cold) 6 hotdogs (also cold) and a bag of little caesars breadsticks (cold)
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Any Caniac chads in the chat
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>>145136726
>just snaps it back into place
Based Goon
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>>145136613
Ham, cheese pita, green bean casserole
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>>145136777
*does a domestic abuse PSA for simp cuck seethe autism*
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>3 games on friday night
>all shit
Batman pls...
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it's wrestlechads
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>>145136790
Shit storms rolling in Rick
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>>145136815
E-Gods*
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>>145136814
watching avs lose will be kino
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>>145136613
chicken and stuffing
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>>145136668
do you put dressing on spinach or just rawdogging leaves
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>Georgiev in net again tonight for the Avs.
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/hoc/ tuah
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>>145136489
I'd give that alittle touche
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>>145136892
i miss pierre so much
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>>145136790
Totally gonna eat 9 cans of ravioli tonight while blasted if the Avs lose again
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>>145136457
barry trotz team building strategy
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>nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself
based rick. he would be a kino /hoc/ shitposter
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>>145136897
Is he still vice-pres for player development for the Senators?
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>>145136858
smear it around in the chicken juice mostly
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>>145136923
Money puck has the Avs winning, so get the can opener ready
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/Hersch/
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145136981
when will they learn
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>>145136998
>he's out
hahah
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>>145136377
Losing to the Rags twice in a row didn't feel great, but they're the number 3 team in the league after the Kitties and the Stors. We have plenty of time to come back from this rocky start. I trust the Yzerplan
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>>145136154
Bud thread
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>>145136984
She’s so fucking hot, consider me in
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>>145137014
retard
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>>145137014
?
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oh the good ol' hockey game
is the best game you can name
and the best game you can name
is the good ol' hockey game
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>>145137067
Ok, lad, this is Officially a gimmick, and congrats, lad, it's a hit
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>under my comforter in bed watching my canesies


I am become comfy
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>>145137067
sounds a little tautological
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>>145137030
>soilersfag detected
Your shit team lucked out and choked the biggest game in franchise history. You won't see playoff ice again
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>>145137020
>he's in
you love to see it!!!
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I like Emily Kaplan
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>shorks
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>>145137113
>“Now I am become Comfy, the napper of sleeps”
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>>145137113
I re-designed my living space in the spring and got new bedding but only a thin quilt which has been fine through the summer but I was cold last night. IDK what comforter or duvet to buy desu.
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>>145137193
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>>145137232
My flamesies :)
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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our canesies :) :) :)
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>>145136457
>gen z /hoc/ and a meat spinny
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N E C A S
E
C
A
S
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>the city of pittsburgh
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The New York Yankees take an immediate 2-0 lead. This pleases the bread man.
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>>145137232
the national flag of Flavortown
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I wish Sidney retires so he can come out of the closet
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>>145137158
JUST
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>>145137307
How many times have you fapped with thoughts of Sidney's DSLs wrapped around your peen? Be honest now, anon.
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>>145137113
>Now I am become comfe, destroyer of wage
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>the city of San Jose
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>>145137299
nice jersey
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what the actual FUCK is this Sharks team doing
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>>145137424
being SHIT
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>>145137424
losing badly
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>>145137424
i am not sure what you expected
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>>145137424
they're feeling their draft position being threatened by the avs and predators
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>fourfull draw in Hudson Valley
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time to cut the dead weight
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>>145137471
i could've saved her
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>>145137471
did she get eaten?
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>>145137502
Is that trouba, these guys all look the same
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shutout avoided this is our stanley cup bros
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>>145137516
fraid so
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Sharks are only interesting if Cellebrini is playing, otherwise they are just a shit team
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kraken?
kraken.
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What kind of last name is Slavin anyways?
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>>145137540
>they are just a shit team

Just like my islanders
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>>145137556
And my penguins
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michael "4 minute minor" bunting
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>welcome back

What did he mean by this
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not watching hockey tonight
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>>145137598
i miss his old set, bros
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRTISBEHERE
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My hurricanes scored on the PP :)
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>we we're at the beach
EVERYONE HAD
MATCHING TOWELS!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY WENT, UNDER A DOCK
AND THERE THEY FOUND A ROOOOOOOOCK
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>>145137502
qrd?
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>>145137640
But it wasnt a rock!
It was a raped bitch
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>>145137649
hate this reddit fake faggot so much
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>>145137669
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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Nothin personnel penguins…
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will the avs finally get a win off the ducks?
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>>145137716
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>>145137716
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>WINnipeg
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my avies
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>>145137731
do zoomers even know what this is?
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Mmy jdts are winnung tge cuo this year, i can feel it
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>>145137767
zoomers don't post here
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For me, it's Maya.
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>>145137767
Yeah, though I tried to break one open when I was young but was too weak to do it. I just wanted the thing inside to see how it worked
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I fingered my girlfriends butthole about 6 years ago
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>>145137799
>too weak to do it
yeah, you're a zoomer alright
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>>145137767
Is it the puck?
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for me, it's #37. two prime numbers, adds up to 10, rolls off the tongue well.
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>>145137813
did you figure out how it works?
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My penguins ):
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>>145137825
For me? It’s number 3
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(second period)

where players dance
with skates a flash
the home team trails behind
but they grab the puck
and go bursting up
and they're down across the line
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>>145137848
winner of a gimmick -_-
>Top Early Pick of the Year
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Duck Kino upcoming
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>>145137767
I do
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>>145137798
This anime was so fucking bad
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>>145137813
hope you wore a glove bud
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwJDeKBZuVk
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>>145137818
Nigger I was only 8
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>>145137870
>anime was bad

Imagine my shock
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>>145137825
my friend has this thing with 237, always pops up places.
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>>145137846
what do dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?
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This Sharts team has literally nothing.
The only thing recognizable about it is Randy Hahn.
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>>145137113
based
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>geek shit
i sleep
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>>145137883
their biggest hit was the wall?
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>>145137872
I slipped a condom on my fingers and went to town
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>>145137813
Have you found someone better?
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>>145137882
has your friend ever considered meds?
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>>145137898
yeah hahahahahahahaha
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>>145137905
Not yet
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just ripped a truly diabolical shit
got back just in time for the 3rd
go canes
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>>145137974
I took a wonderful Finnish goaltending a couple hours ago
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>it's Vet's Night in Denver
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>local faggot retard homers doing bits from a local air and space museum

first time i've felt they weren't completely interchangeable
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>get with some tacos
>shitsburgh is getting pooped on
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/hoc/ is pretty bad tonight
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lot of scatological talk going on
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>>145138073
because you're here
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>>145138068
get some with beef
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>tonight
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>0-3
god damn, Huskies
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>>145138073
all of the best /hoc/izens are out hitting on women
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>>145138136
True including the /hoc/ femcel
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Why can’t Colorado start on time? Is it because they’re camel jockeys?
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>>145138117
>you
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>>145138073
i just don't feel like it today bros
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the penguins may wish to take more shots on net
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>>145138161
Whomst?
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>military appreciation night
Do you really think Boris fins and Swedes give one fuck?
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>scoreless draw in Colorado
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>>145138136
Not yet, I dont drive my wife to the airport until 5am
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>>145138196
Yes, they do... and what's more, I think air shows are fucking awesome
way better than a monster truck show or a wrestlefag event
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>>145138161
/hoc/ is a boys only high school circa 2009
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Peking Cucks
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>>145137640
>>145137740
>>145138036
>>145138101
>>145138120
>>145138219
i wish you get raped again, shut the fuck up.
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CANES SCAARRRRRRRRRRR
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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God the father almighty maker of heaven and earth the huge Caniac
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>>145138231
Georgiev is an enemy combatant
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Crosby washed
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CANIACS RISE UP!
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norf carolina
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>>145138231
>Colton on the top line
holy mother of grim
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Jason Blake has a son that plays for the randy canes
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>>145138262
Both him and Ovi are barely relevant
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Lmao reffies fucking the avs
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we are firmly within the playmaker KK era
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Shorks bros... what happened?
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my avies :(
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>>145138282
Just like my islanders
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Pennies are cooked.
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How much of the pens' implosion is on dubas?
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>>145138289
karlsshit happened
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>>145138231
>2 good forwards
>1 good defensemen
>bulgarian goaltending
holy shit lol
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>>145138245
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we eatin tonight refchads
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>the cities of Denver, San Jose and Pittsburgh respectively
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Did burns get hit in the nuts
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Shorks bad
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>>145138335
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UH OH WINNIPEG

UH OH
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>>145138350
aves might be worse than them
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>>145138289
Are you seeing some massive difference from last year???
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Hyvää huomenta
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>>145138306
they're an ahl team at this point
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>>145138358
>aves
more like 'ave nots
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>>145138380
that's very fresh, lad... I like it
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>>145138373
why are you only waking up now?
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>>145138378
J L M I
L
M
I
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that went precisely as I expected, well done Terriers
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how long until the >shorks are at least watchable again
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>>145138380
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mets won bro's
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>>145138396
hyvää yötä
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>>145138438
Until Cellymartini maketh his return.
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>>145138380
jen
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>>145138449
sleep tight
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I hope Grier commits to terrorism rosters and doesn't try to cheat it like Yzerman did
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>>145138468
keep your memehole tight
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'eads
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desu I’m surprised shorks didn’t get relocated like the coyotes, desu
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>>145138366
No, I don't watch Shorgs games.
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i have to go to a family wedding tomorrow but have crippling social anxiety. any tips, /hoc/?
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>>145138477
damn
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CANES WIN!
\o/ /o\ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
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[Good news] The Long Island University Sharks won
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>>145138488
Just be yourself dude
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>>145138488
ask everyone to picture you naked
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>>145138488
just don't be a weirdo?
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>>145138488
where a condom
>>145138501
Absolutely
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>>145138488
just bee yourself
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>>145138488
X A N A X
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GG Sneedsburgh
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holy shit 6-12
what were the dodgers doing
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We did it canes bros we beat a shit team
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'eads win
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they storm the crease
like bumblebees
they travel like a burning flame
you see them slide
the puck inside
it's a one one hockey game
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>>145138535
Flaherty got run out by the 4th
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>>145138521
easier said than done.
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>>145138558
2-6 people want to be there realistically. just find the food or the beer and hang out.
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>>145138544
quite reminiscent of my islanders
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Jets need to just wear their old school sweaters, they look way fucking better than the trash they currently wear.
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>>145138488
smile and ask questions when you don't want to talk. Have a couple of generic answers to give if people ask how you're doing
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>>145138488
magnesium citrate and glycine
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>>145138488
get wasted
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>>145138569
Really? Which ones?
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>
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3-1 shot ratio
Still can't outscore Georgsieve
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>>145138581
I need to start taking magnesium
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>>145138591
*vomits*
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At least Crosby can golf with Mackinnon next April
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>>145138581
>>145138609
why magnesium?
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>>145138622
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/magnesium-for-anxiety
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>>145138612
may be the last time he enjoys offseason golf
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>>145138642
a fun prank
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>>145138622
It helps with anxiety which is why its shilled as a sleep aid
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>>145138651
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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my avsies lol
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>Quacks
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my avies :((
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MOST DANGEROUS GARY LEAD IN DENVER
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even though this gets overturned lmao at the avs being ass
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>>145138632
>>145138663
thanks
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Fourgiev is a disgrace to the profession.
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Cuckorado
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>>145138711
kek will it even be overturned though?
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I like it when /hoc/ helps people
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Ducks 2
Avs 0

SOG:
Ducks 8
Avs 17
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absolute clown show going on in Denver right now
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>>145138720
holy shit, I thought they could challenge that. I'm listening to the ducks broadcast and they said once it clears the zone it can't be challenged. LMAO fucking avs are retarded.
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>>145138720
>>145138711
LEWL IT COUNTS

NICE ONE REFFIES
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>booed off home ice
KEK lmao lol what have you
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>>145138727
>>
>Ross Johnston and Dylan Strome are on the same line
What the fuck are the Ducks smoking
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STROOOOME GANG
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kahkonen is gonna put up a .950 his first game and he's going to be the most beloved man in the state of colorado for about three weeks
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>>145138743
That georgiev pack
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>>145138721
that's some roadhockey shit lmao
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avs are such frauds, they lucked into a cup because they took out Benington and then got a tired tampa team.
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>>145138757
I would cum if that happened.
>avs still lose
I would laugh myself to death.
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>>145138726
/hoc/ is place for frens
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>>145138642
We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
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N
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>>145138738
Did you see their game against Boston? I practically thought it was a bruins home game
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The shit show that is NHL officiating continues. Get these fuckers some instant replay ASAP.
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>puck in the net
>reffies sleep
Gary
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>>145138793
I
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>>145138793
That's an impressive save percentage
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>>145138809
P
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>>145138791
>>145138791
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>>145138819
he is the furthest thing from Japanese
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>>145138766
they had crazy depth that season
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>>145138819
P
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>>145138793
I hope Panini gets the licenses to the cards so I can buy a Panini Banini
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>>145138843
O
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>>145138843
L
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>>145138852
N
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>>145138793
Black goalies are awesome
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YA'LL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
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>>145136154
>AVS U SUG*
>AVS U SUG*
>AVS U SUG*
lol imagine being in your own building hearing this.
What does that do to them?
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Aves vs Sharks is going to be peak hockey on sunday
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>we spell Nippon
>someone mistakenly tried to spell nipple

this is the true nature of /hoc/, lads
all is one and at peace -_-
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>>145138868
GIVE ME A SIIIIGN
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
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>>145138885
they were chanting at the refs
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>>145138886
Avs will be humiliated once again.
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>>145138853
E
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>>145138885
either play better or fall further into depression
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The Ducks are having an exciting season...
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>145138910
it's pretty damn enthralling, lads, tell ya what
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>>145138893
No lol
What amazing cope; The Refs didnt even make any bad calls.

It was all Avs, and they were getting boo'd off the ice.
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>>145138888
I'M A SNEEDY IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY
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>>145138904
relocate the team to Albuquerque
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>>145138886
Will it rival the Edmonton vs Sharks game from last year?
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Is crosby going to play until he 1,987 points and then retire that game?
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>the city of Spokane
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>>145138886
>>145138904
>>145138943
I can't believe we are gonna beat the Ass
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>>145138932
the puck was so clearly out of play that the dj started playing music and the refs didn't blow the whistle
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>>145138943
Yes
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>>145138906
Being depressed is kind of awesome though.

I wish I was a deprseed hockey player.
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Jets unis are kino.
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>>145138970
I wish I could embrace a positive outlook and be happier
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>>145138953
crosby's ass will give out before that
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>>145138953
He'll retire when he's 40. He's not hitting hat metric
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MITTELSTADT
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>>145138966
In the netting? They took an extra 3 seconds, and caused no scoring opportunities. They were booing the players 100%. Trust me; I was booing them too.

>>145138980
A guy trying to "be happier" is just striving after becoming a manic depressed basketcase.
Happiness is an emotions.
Emotions were made for women, which is why they have not self control.
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>>145138988
>>145138989
He got 94 points last season, he'd need like 4 or 5 more seasons, he's autistic enough about that number to actually do it.
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>>145139002
very classy
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my avies! :)
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>>145139010
I wish I was a beautiful hockey girl
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having some chips and salsa, bros
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>>145139002
based, looks better than a lot of NHL teams.
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>All Bally's Sports channels will be rebranded to "FanDuel Sports Network" effective Monday.
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>>145139030
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>>145139026
Can't, tummy hurts
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>>145139012
I meant literally. look at the thing. its' has taken on far more than it should have. some muscle will finally explode
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>>145139026
sips
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>>145139030
Bally is fucking shit, good riddance
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time for /horse/
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>>145139066
of course, of course
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>>145139066
go knights
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go Fighting Sioux
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>>145138073
>tonight
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>>145138966
everytime this image is posted, mcmeme makes another scf
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long fucking deployment
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/hoc/ is great EVERY night
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>>145139102
surely there'll be one cup in there
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>>145139102
and loses KWAB
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my family has ruled planet retard for centuries and you have the cheek to usurp my title
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>the thity of Henderthon
how's it going Calgary... how's /hoc/ looking from over there?
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>scoreless second period in Loveland, CO
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>>145139016
https://youtu.be/cZAMrKaIAiU
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my teams - based
your teams = cringe
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/hoc/ is the pinnacle of /sp/, and the best thing on the Forechannel period
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>>145139147
>my teams
>my
>teams
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so this happened today
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When will the Shorks be good again?
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>>145139147
My team: a new Lamborghini
Your team: a circumcised weenie
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>Georgie's sv% starts with an 8
How long will this last?
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>>145139148
/hoc/ is eternal, we're united by our hatred for Gary. It keeps us whole.
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>>145139239
Surprised it isn't worse.
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>>145139244
Our love/hate relationship with Gareth is complicated, truth be told
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>Borks
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>>145139239
The rest of his career unless it begins with a 7
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just took some melatonin gummies lol gonna trip my balls off
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>>145139244
I love Gary
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Tony Chud has 15 points in 9 games in Russia
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>>145139291
this is my secret ingredient right here
>20 or 30mg of this and I'm off the Land of Nod
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My Debbies have no /a/ in their entire name. Can't care enough to see if any others don't.
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>>145136154
imagine showering next to him
>>
this game's getting quacky
>>
>>145139349
noice
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>>145139355
New Jersey Devils of the Metropolit/a/n division
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>>145139355
they have no /a/ in their entire game either
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>>145139374
They need to get all their ducks in a row.
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(third period, last game of the playoffs too.)

oh take me where
the hockey players
faceoff down the rink
and the Stanley Cup
is all filled up
for the chance to win the drink
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>>145139397
check the standings, you stupid faggot leaf
>>
Ducks do not look good in the slightest tonight.
They're probably still winning this game, but they're getting completely out-worked by a AHL tier squad.
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>>145139196
:(
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>>145139412
Check the scale you fat fuck
>>
That was genuinely one of the most pathetic efforts I've ever seen in a hockey game.
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>>145139412
imagine getting so aggresive over something like this. also, sabres, caps, franchise, and the sens. you're probably a journalist.
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>>145139454
>Scoring 3 goals on Hellebyuck
Kinda surprised really
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>>145139170
we divegrass now boys lfg
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>>145139459
Hellebyuck is old and not that great.
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>>145139450
>fat tard projection
yeah, that's what i thought you stupid fuck
>>145139457
imagine being a fat retarded leaf, oh wait you don't have to imagine that you fat stupid fuck
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>>145139459
Winnipeg stopped playing halfway through the game and the Sharts still let in 3 more goals.
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really fucking rude, jets
>>
let's try out a filter

>avs going 0-5
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>>145139454
This is the average Shorks experience thoughever. Stars (chokers) of the west.
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avs really going to job against the ducks?
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>>145139170
It's a draw
Both the teams are even
They've split the points and now they're bound for home
60 minute played now the race is run
No-one's lost but no one's won
It's a draw
Both the teams are even
And there's nothing left to say
When the buzzer ends the game and the scores are both the same
Only hockey's the winner today
>>
>>145139592
it's entirely possible
>>
Today was the day the Avalanche learned you're suppose to play until the whistle.
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>>145139616
Lets go Ducks
From a Nucks Fan
>>
Getting outshot 35-11 is exciting!
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>>145139598
2024-25 /hoc/ Pre-Season Ranking, this gimmick is my number #1 early pick, lads...
>it's a Lock
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>>145139397
We can get Akira back rite?
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR COLTON
>>
AVES WITH THE FEMININE BENIS GOALE
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my avies!! :))
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>scorefull draw in Denver
making it an interesting end of the night, lads
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>existing
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>>145139695
>>145139761
>raped
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>>145139475
He’s still one of the best goalies in the league
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>>145139809
Bulju hungry
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>bulju has more points that auston matthews.
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>>145139845
I'll give you he's still one of the goalies in the league
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>>145139861
where does the name bulju come from? Is it some adaptation of the lame bull meme?
>>
Copey and Dylan are suspiciously silent (its great actually).. could it be that..?
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>>145139924
Dylan Cozens is quiet because he sucks!
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>the Salt Lake City Sasquatch
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>>145139890
>Why fish heff to be mad? Iz only game.
>>
THE Salt Lake City Rapedtards
>>
I can't wait for world juniors
>>
>>145139934
Well yeah he's in the S*bres.
>>
>>145139958
(Editors note: "THE" is pronounced like THE Ohio State)
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>>145139958
*looks up* Well actually it's Raptors
>>
Is celebrini the new mcmeme or is he just getting cucked by being in the snorks or both
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>>145139964
well it's the day after Christmas so you'll have to wait
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>>145139964
It’ll be so much fun :)
>>
>>145139973
thats implied by the all caps moron. Are you used to everything being explained?
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>>145139964
I sure as fuck can. There's an predominant risk that my team will lose at least 4 players to that damned tournament and miss a bunch of SHL games.
>>
I got next thread just give me 300 seconds
>>
Baking a Flames themed bread
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>>145139924
the weeb strikes twice
>>
>>145140077
>>145140077
>>145140077
New
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>>145139907
Finns pronounce "B"s and "P"s the same



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