11-6 Mets in the top of the 7th.
>>145136505Doyers!
Doyers
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>145136525>>145136529>>145136531...suck
>>145136505METS
Time to go to Costco.
>Doyers fell for the teaseReminder that The Rizzler is going to rape Gawr Gura
C'mon Dodgers, keep your foot on the gas, don't fizzle out now. This game is still winnable
>>145136505It's as if Dave Roberts got a mysterious call to let the Mets win tonight but the team's offense ignored the memo
Birds
FUCK THE DOYERS LETS FUCKING GO METSSSS
>Fat Muncy
>barnes
>>145136505Muncie, Indiana
faggot ass teams
Jesus lmao Stanek put everything he had into that pitch
>>145136550Yeah but me raping instead.
IT'S TIME TO RALLY!
>>145136555An Oriole is a duck?
>>145136566He had to go all out just that one time
>>145136555That doesn't look like an oriole
Mariners legend, Ryne Stanek.
They're fizzling out...
LET'S GO DODGERSCLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
wow my favorite groid singer got the vax maybe i should too...
>clinching the WS at home was always the planNo amount of money is enough for this organization is it
>>145136589There’s always next year, Doyers
>>145136597One glass of suipiss please
>let’s go to anon from /sp/….whatta ya got anon?
'rena on the 'og
>>145136608I have to wonder how well a Hololive collab would've gone with the Mets
OH MYGOD
>>145136616Thats a man >>145136624How's it going how's it going first time listener long time caller. FUCK THE YANKEES
>>145136624Hi Mike, Antonio Recker here, I haven't given up on my Mets! And you better not either!!
>>145136616for reasons beyond my understanding I am now a mest fan
>>145136616Is that Sara jay?
>black pitchers>black managers
>>145136631Kys
>>145136555Oh, real funny, asshole! I've got another bird right here for ya!
>"Thank you for taking me out on a date anon. Wow these seats must have been expensive. What do you want to do now?"
>>145136624Do you think the Yankees should trade Judge? He weighs the team down in the playoffs when it matters most. I'll hang up and listen
>lindorkohtani would NEVER
What if my doyers come back to win?
>>145136624Hey Mike, I just want to say that we have a...
NO WAY
PICKED
>>145136654Use my mouth as a toilet.
>>145136624Not worried about my Brooklyn Dodgers. Sweeping a team at home? Tough to do. They better not choke though.
>getting picked off under the new meme Ricky-would-have-350-steals-a-season rulesI didn't know it was even possible
>Fat mexican isnt quick enough to steal bases
>>145136654reminder mrs met is black
Lol what a retard
Pfffffft brown skindor picked off like a fool. The Mets are so trash. This series would have been a sweep if Roberts would just stop giving up in the second inning
>>145136654I'm not a Mets fan, but i am very attracted to her
>diaz
>>145136678Her husband is still with her so I doubt it
Why is his name pronounced Pages and not Pages?
CMON DODGERS
MVPMOSTVALUABLEPICKOFF
>>145136693He's Cuban
>>145136693it's french
Dodgers just gotta get like 6 runs and they win
>>145136691Plus he actually is raising the kids.
>>145136643Yes
>new fox show>three jews and a black
>>145136693hes italian from italy
>>145136707Checks out
>>145136654
>>145136624freddie freeman hasnt done anything it's like he's falling asleep at the plate, falling asleep at the job. also what do you think of the yanks calling up scott sparta?
>>145136691White male black female marriages on average are happier and last longer than others
What does it mean when my teeth bleed when I brush them?
el beisbol
Getting ready for the game in LA
…Diaz?
>>145136654I am a Mets fan because of she
>>145136654>Mrs. met>watching LAD vs MIA instead of metsHoly BASED Ms. Met!!
>St. Louis Cardinals>Baltimore Orioles>Toronto Blue Jays>Las Vegas Cockaparatielakeet Tits
>>145136713Kino alert!!!
>>145136723sign of ugliness
>>145136723gingivitus
DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
>>145136723Safe & effective
>edwin diazok then, at least we get trumpets
>>145136693He’s a homosexual
>>145136723Go see a dentist
LET ME TALK TO YALETS GO METS
Make the call
>>145136723you need to start using an electric toothbrush
>>145136750>NY Knightyeah
>tirning the stadium into a club for a pitching change is pretty cringe
>>145136723Mild gingivitis. Rinse your mouth with Listerine or something before flossing and then brush your teeth.
Strap in bros.
>Ran pretty hard on my treadmill and now I'm coughing a lot and have a scratchy throatWtf is happening bros?
>>145136654Watch these guys lose
>>145136723use a softer brush
Go Dodgers
>>145136745Finally a serious answer.
I really need a Walmart QT GF
>narco
do you really need Diaz in this spot? If Ohtani hits a solo homer who cares, you're up by 5
>>145136750Dominick looks like an old woman in this like LA Knight is screaming at some random granny
>>145136756lighten up man
>>145136767CUTE
>>145136764>Walmart girls with daddy issuesThat's redundant
https://youtu.be/A7XDFstVaHA
>>145136768he hasn't pitched yet in the series, gotta get him work. he better throw fucking strikes though.
>>145136764>So poor he can't even afford a Target QT GFsad
>>145136723Gum disease. I had it. Go to the dentist ASAP
>>145136752No. He needs to brush softer and in swirl patterns over the teeth and gums. Also needs to floss regularly.Also get vitamin C
>>145136767
>I have to watch one of these teams inthe world series
Cmon Shohei KID
>Ohtranny cooked by DiazLMAO
>>145136750I had seen this dude's name written down but not pronounced up until i got WWE 2k24 on ps+ the other week.I thought his name was La Knight like how you would say it in spanish.
>>145136788checked, based bug spray poster
thanks shohei I was getting a little sweaty
DOOT DOOT NIGGA STRIKES AGAIN
I can’t wait for next years crop of hot young Venezuelan talent. Studs with thick can’t-understand-em accents who roll their R’s too hard and always say jew instead of you. Chronic mispronouncers like:>Scandilo Criminalavez>Mochingo Alazraquiñasco>Pappíllon Jimapicadoro>Alfresno Papodaque>Chicharrón Velascaranda de le Quintaloco
ohtani looked a little shook ngl
Come on, Diaz isn't good.
Okay now this game is over. They had a chance but they fizzled out
Ohtani becoming a Dodger is the beginning of the end for the organization.
na so gud meng
>>145136758>just like the one I made in 2016nice
>>145136804lmao, La Noche
Damn, I'm gonna make dinner. I really thought the Dodgers were gonna sweep the Mets at home.
Welcome to the post season Choketani
5 runs in the 9th yeah no better luck next game DOYERS
>>145136819It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
I live in a motel near Dodgers stadium
>Ohshooki>Ohchokey
>>145136827lmao based fuck the dodgers btw
>>145136840grim
>>145136840hows that going
Sing along, brothers!https://youtu.be/g3uRc8WiSnQ?si=pk103Y-mPeRoVTp6&t=99Hava nagilaHava nagilaHava nagilave-nismeḥaHava neranenahHava neranenahHava neranenahve-nismeḥaUru, uru aḥim!Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥUru aḥim, uru aḥim!Be-lev sameaḥ
>>145136840Fent or meth?
>>145136723you don't brush your teeth enough
>>145136840The Super 8?
It's over doyerbros
>>145136840Baseball stadium hotels must be crack dens
>>145136844you live in a poverty street?
>>145136853Mets Derangement Syndrome
>>145136723You brush your teeth too often
>>145136845Cheers to that
>>145136853Where do they keep the bloody mattresses at the stadium?
>>145136723Floss every night
>>145136857How long until they make the head black?
>>145136840Are you making french onion soup in the sink?
>up 11-6 in game 5 of the NLCS with a loaded roster>Fans taking shots at everybody for no reasonWhy are Mets fans this insecure??PTSD?
>>145136847dont do drugs>>145136849cool, my job is close so I can walk>>145136856coke,amphetamines', pills, alcoholno feth for me
So in one of these next two games, the Mets will have to pitch Senga?
I made this in ms paint its called field on blue-sky day
O’Tanney will reveal himself as a perfidious bloody Mick as soon as he strikes out to lose the NLCS aye
>>145136804El Caballero
>>145136879>wah wah why are people having fun and shit talking on 4channot this brittle nigga again
>>145136889nice anon
>>145136861not saying the exact motel>>145136865theyre unironically safer than the ones in rundown towns. cops dont want a bunch of murders near the stadium
The Rizzler is going to RAPE Gawr Gura
>>145136879lol cry more faggot. fuck the mets by the way
>>145136857she's hot
nice hit peter
>peetee>essdyLmao I mean lol and a half
>>145136878no, but I have a portable stove to cook food in
>>145136889Is it about users leaving Twitter?
>>145136916how much you pay a month for "rent"?
Pete Afatso
>>145136903>not saying the exact motelHow would anyone know your room retard?
Pete Alonso bloop
>>145136883What’s your job
>>145136932$400 a week
decent last home game for peteI would like him to stay a met if he's still good but if this regular season is glimpse of future performance he can walk, respectfully
>These dolts actually believe the Mest are actually coming back instead of the Dodgers giving this game away so they can clinch the NL at home in LA.
>>145136853The Hasidim sure do support their metsies in large numbers
>>145136942>$1600 a monthIs that good for that part of LA?
Alonso is fat and so ugly Winker is a huge faggot
>>145136942why dont you live in an extended stay
>>145136938Theres like 3 or 4 other long term tenants here. it'd be easy to find me>>145136940Accountant
>>145136723You brush teeth
Dodgers losing on purpose to win the pennant at home. Trust
>>145136949>N-no we didn’t lose because we’re choke artists we justStop.
>>145136949>The dodgers rather have a meaningless symbolic victory instead of resting upholy cope
>>145136956Its cheap for the area>>145136964whats the difference?
So why did Roberts not even try to win this game?
Mariners legend, Jesse Winker.
>>145136950it's a nest!
Mets won this game but dodgers won 2 out of 3 in Citi. They’ll have home field advantage next game
>>145136972Trust who?Dodgers lost back to back WS in their own stadium lol
Keep JD off the fucking roster from now on
>>145136977extended stays are cheaper because you typically stay much longer and they provide less housekeeping. i lived in one for 2 years when i retired off crypto in 2021
>>145136950the shalomets
doyers look pathetic like those kamala harris pornos
>>145136972I wouldn't say on purpose but Roberts gave up in the second inning. The fact that it's even remotely close in a game that he's putting is a testament to how shit the Mets actually are
its over
>Mets Seethe>Doyers copefeels good bros
>>145136965You're an accountant living in a shitty motel? Must not be a good one
double grand slam by the doggie doos incoming
>>145136903You're either at the Super 8 at Vin Scully and Sunset, or the Residences at Skyline on Figueroa Terr. Everything else is on the opposite side of the 101 or 110 from Dodger Stadium.
>>145137008It doesnt matter how much you make if you have convictions
>>145136965Isn’t that like a six figure job or close to it Do your coworkers know you’re a drug addict living in a stabbin cabin
I'm feeling cocky again
>>145137004He did a piss poor job of managing. Never seen a manager throw away a game in the playoffs like this.
MARTE 4-4!!!!
>>145137017lol, you think I'll tell you
>>145137024accountants dont make six figures
Ngl I've been changing the channel every time there's been a big lead this postseason. Shit just gets boring
>>145137026He's done it all year long. Hell, he did it in game 2 of this series. He's such a fucking quitter. Who gives up in the second inning of a nine inning ballgame?
Ya gotta believe......in the Moshiach!Citi Field has been blessed.
>>145136505Shit teams
>>145137029Its one of those two.
>Not watching the WNBA Finals
>>145137057The what?
>>145137057>>145137057I'd rather watch that than the Yankees-Indians series
>>145137047it was a meeting were they discussed the dangers of the internet
>>145137039yes they do
DAVE WHY EVEN TAKE HIM OUT? YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING SURRENDER PROPERLY HOLY FUCKSHOULD HAVE KEPT FLAHERTY IN AND MADE HIM THROW 200 PITCHESI HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUI HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>145137057Unironically consider suicide
>>145137003so that means Trump will win right?
>>145137057I’m at a bar and there is a zesty nigga drinking champagne watching the wnba. He’s the only one
have clean up duties after the game? just ask siri.
>>145137057The WNBA playoffs are still going on???
Pete did it his way.
>>145137070CPAs dont, staff accountants dont
they didn't score on that ??
Go forth and multiply.Lets go Mets!
>>145137057literally who
>>145137057The only time I watch sweaty women exhaust themselves is porn
>>145137057Oh shit, that's tonight? Thanks bro
>moves to the stankees/injuns thread
>>145137078Clean it up, jannies
>>145137039if you're in public accounting anyone manager and up does, partners average like 500k. No one knows this and so the number of CPAs is declining. Zoomers are pussies too and are scared of the hours
>>145137086lel
>>145137057The only time I gave a shit about women's sports was in that 2011 Women World Cup finals.
>>145137083so my dad is lying to me :(
>>145136886Manea game 6, Senga game 7 so him & yamamato can circle the drain
Which jew should I blame for the Dodgers losing tonight?
>>145137099i work in corporate finance at a huge company. everyone that does accounting is miserable. its an awful job. it does pay well but literally 98% of accountants wash out to do something else in finance
>>145137084They're not a good baseball team
>>145137071
Why bring Banda out?
>>145137115all of them
>>145137086kek
>>145137099yeah, I gotta do my 150 hrs while living in a motel, posting in 4chan, and waiting for my mets to comeback
Should of went Knack over Banda
>>145137115pick one
>>145136853>>145136950>>145137047>>145137086this level of seethe is so gratifying
HERE'S HOW THE DOYERS CAN STILL WIN
You people really watch these games all the way through? Just rawdogging 9 innings of blowout baseball?> Captcha: 008848
i smell extra innings
>>145137057I unironically thought Minnesota already won. I'll tune in for sure.
>>145137115Dave Roberts
>>145137119I bet a lot of them failed out of public too, since they're dumb and lazy
>>145137099I have a friend who is a partner making that, it’s crazy
>>145137115
>>145137154Good pick
>>145137057When does that start even?
>>145137144i'm playing minecraft while watching it.
>>145136616God its a shame what she did to her tits. Sara was the GOAT.Oh yeah go Mets!
>>145137154kek mazel
>>145137129Because Dave Roberts is realizing too late that he punted too early and finds himself in a well of indecision
>>145137151no we have tons of CPAs. its just not a fun job. everyone always asking them for shit and youre basically doing the same boring work on the same monthly schedule but cant automate it because it changes SLIGHTLY month to month.and everyone is waiting on you to close the books
Considering demographic trends, it’s not entirely unrealistic that the Boston Bean Eaters could make a reappearance.
>>145137115sam rosen
>>145136505Age of the Pampirus - Turbonegrohttps://youtu.be/iMHFivWed9o
>>145137144How is it rawdogging if I am shitposting here?
>>145137180>bro this is exactly like 1960 trust me
>>145137180Games 4 and 5 are what cost the Yankees that year.
>>145137175based minecraft enjoyer, careful in the nether brother.
>>145137190it sounds like a skill issue to mealso a lot of people in accounting are women and they're miserable no matter what is happening
>>145137144of course, my team is playing. who's your shitter?
Te0-4scar Hernandez
>>145137144I have Smackdown on too Uce
Nightly reminder that you won't win many games when you give up six runs.
>>145137222mostly its asian women and old white guys in my experience
I got longtimeOn a cloudy dayIt's never cold outside btw the doyers are gayI guess you'd sayWhat can make me feel this way?Thai girlsThai girlsThai girls talking bout.. Thai girlsThai girls
>>145137108every boomzer thinks any college degree makes you six figures
>>145137144Playoffs yes.There's no time limit in baseball. No lead is insurmountable.
>>1451371051999 Women's World Cup for me
>>145137180Those Yankees appear to be garbage time MVPs
>>145136505playoff should be bo5
>Not watching Smackdown
>>145137180So how will the Mets hit the series winning walk off home run?
>>145137145that's a gas leak anon
BIG OL’ STINKYHEEE HEEE
>>145137257im not a 14 year old mexican?
>>145137238Zoomies do too. I seen those tiktoks where they have no clue what people earn.
GGs Mets, see you on Sunday!
>>145137257>watching wrestling post-attitude eraISHYGDDT
W-we lost?
Mariners legend, Edwin Diaz.
McNeil lol, Acuna should be in there.
Mets WIN
gg mets cya sundaytime to watch the guards stankees game
>>145137262inside the park bunt home run
gg metbros
>>145137262You calling for basedTreinen to blow a game?
it's always good to see the doyers losehope it happens again Sunday
>>145137212thanks, here's some cats i tamed.
time to go watch the Penguins disappoint me now
HAPPY METS ELIMINATION DAY FAGGOTS!!!
Mets fans, how're you feeling about the next game?
>>145137300The series is over faggot see you in LA
>>145137292>>145137296As the road team?
>>145137300>look mom, I posted the NIGGER word again
I've only watched Mets games and have no idea about baseball. Are either the yankees or the guradians at least as good as the dodgers?
reminder that the East Coast is superior to the west coast
>>145137312all the pressure is on the dodgers
Mets Guardians World Series coming at the last minute to rob Manfred of his precious marketable yankees dodgers series
>>145137326good we all want the dodgers to lose too
>Interview baseball players>Cant understand them
>>145137325the yankees are probably better
Here is my prediction on the winning run for game 6. A little roller behind first, behind the bag! It goes through Freeman! Here's Winker and the Mets win it!
>>145137328soul vs soulless
>>145137319yes
>>145137325Yankees are better. Guardians aren't a bad team, but the Dodgers are hurt and choke artists so it could go either way.
>>145137319Yes, Roberts will throw in the towel.
total anime death
>>145137312I don’t care, just like today, hope they just come out and play hard and see what happens
Suffer is coming, metbros
>>145137349>Yankees>betterat what? choking like the Dodgers too?it's been 15 years.
>>145137331The Mets are the team of Jews tho
>>145137319Don't expect the Dane retard to know how baseball works
Digits for Mets in 7
>>145137376>implying not all major American sports teams are kike owned teams
Ortiz was a good player but why is he a commentator when he barely speaks english
>>145137381333pwp
Happy Mets Elimination Day
>>145137328Literally nobody would watch that series lmao. The league is praying it doesn't happen
>>145136640Antonio?
>>145137381reroll
>>145137388There's plenty of non jew owned teams like fx My Angels
>>145137388I meant the fans
>>145137388He's not talking about ownership he's talking about the fans. Mets fans are mostly long Island Jews
>>145137402;)
>>145137397>Literally nobody would watch that series lmaothe Yankees-Dodgers series? you're definitely right. I wouldn't watch either.
>>145137391just let him speak his native language and sub it imo
>>145137397I will watch that series
>>145137279>Not intentionally losing so the Doyers can clinch at home insteadDo you 4D chess?
>>145137410Yeah but the Angels are owned by a mexican
>>145137304thanks for sharing, i might have to start a new survival world now, take care anon
>>145137419dumb spic
>>145137417cope goy, greatest city in tha fuckin wurld!
>>145137357Fuck you pussy with your positive ass give me something I can shit on you for
>>145137410>bragging about this when Moreno is easily the 3rd worst owner behind only Reinsdorf and Fisher
>>145137391Because el beisbol es otra cosa coño papi que tu quieres
>>145137430steinbrenners aren't jewish either
>>145137430A rich Mexican who can't manage his money.
lmfaooooo these fans are roasting jeter and arod
>>145137448he's not the 3rd worst owneryou're retarded if you think that
games over. take it to the genny.
gg Mets
>>145137470gg dodgers
>>145137417>>145137412Nice bullshit generalization. Let me guess your "proof" is cherry picked images?
>>145137465Moreno is fucking ass. Nobody likes him, nobody wants him. All Angel fans are waiting for the day he dies
Fox’s MLB crew postgame is the best in sports, inside the NBA is only so liked because they almost never actually talk about basketball >Ortiz and A-Rod bantering
>intentionally losing to bring the winning game home for more excitement and moneyall according to plan
>>145137674I hate that my favorite sport is still so backwards financially but the slow progress is also what makes it so great
>>145137713eh, it could be worse. They could absolutely milk the shit out of it like the NBA does
just got out of work to say>HOLOBRONIES BTFO
>>145137713The pitch clock alone was the single biggest fuck you to advertisers in recent memory
>>145138762>posts a who?tuberYour oshi will never get an MLB collab.
>>145138822so what? the broadcasting rights for my team is fucked right now so that doesn't matter anyways for their payroll
