old >>145131706
doyers
Happy Mets elimination day!!
keep it cool, guys. no racism here.
>>145139265
Yankbros...
>>145139265Coach Primate
/mlb/ related:Big butt problems……how do I hide it? I been told since high school that I had a female butt. I played baseball so when teammates would congratulate me on a good play followed by a smack on the butt, most of the time they would compliment it.. Woman I’ve dated have always complimented it.. literally almost all.. the embarrassing part of it, is they would tell me I had a better looking but than them.. my wife gropes me all the time I walk by.. it makes me feel less masculine.. I feel like I understand women when it comes to men acting like dogs.. so uncomfortable.. the other day I measured it for the first time ever.. 41”https://old.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/1g6f4np/big_butt_problemshow_do_i_hide_it/?limit=500
lfg indians
mets won today and it will cause seething all weekend longenjoy
>>145139250
Rizzler make ya seethe?
>>145139499>Mets have literal meme magic behind them>people still think they can't do itCouldnt be me
>>145139220Doyers
>>145139624won't win another game until 2025
How the fuck is Rizzo that far up
>>145139567There’s a difference between white people and opiod addicted trailer trash fair skinned niggers, which is what most of Ohio is. Stay out of our business you stupid faggot. Stop shitting up American sports threads.
>>145139670which state you from anonI'm betting it is quite diverse
>>145139692Wyoming
Clase's confidence is shot after the circus act from last night hmmm I should bring him again in a tied ball game, surely things will go well this time.
Clase right now.https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mesajo01.shtml
Clase can never be a closer again it’s fucking over
Clase has been dogshit this entire postseason why the fuck would you bring him in in a close game like this AGAIN? Vogt managing this series like it's still June.
what does he do
>clASSe
>>145139567Ohio is full of drunks and drug addicts you retard. It’s part of the rustbelt. Lots of blacks and carribeans too
It was a nice run guys but the dodgers are exhausted. They don't have it in them to finish off the Mets and with all the pitching leaving it won't be for a while until they look like serious contenders
Umps are our friends :)
>>145140267good thing they have an off day but i don't know eitheri think it goes 7 because the bullpen game will backfire on the dodgers again, at least they only used honeywell and banda for an out
>>145140178reminded me of kenley janshit with that performance
IT WAS 6-6!!!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
At least it got exciting
>>145140441still tony
>>145140267Mets just gotta win Game 6 and then they can throw everything and the kitchen sink in to pitch for the finale.
Shouldn’t be allowed to throw the same pitch over and over
>>145140412Is she trans? Would by the way
huh? this more of dave's mindgames?
That was a pretty exciting game. I really feel for those Indians fans tho
>>145140504jesus christ here we go again
>>145140504then why did you start him you stupid fucking retard. always with the excuses. if dodgers lose this series to the mets i hope dave roberts is finally fired for good
Clase posted this on instagram last night kek
my yankees getting #28 this year
>both NY teams won todayNice.
>>145140531woah he sure showed us
>>145139246It's the fat kid from the Sandlot
>>145140531KWAB
>>145140504Dave Roberts is gonna fucking hand the World Seres ticket on a gold platter to the Mets ffs. The dodgers have won too many games to fire him now. The poodres NLDS was the last chance to get rid of him
>>145139220FUCK YOU.
Swinging my cock leftYANKEES!Swinging my cock rightYANKEES!
>>145140504I know Jack’s bottom was impacted if that’s what your referring to
>>145140537sorry flyovers and westcoastcels, but subway series is peak soul
>"For me, at 5-1 I'm not gonna deploy our leverage guys knowing that there's a cost on the backend... I have 5 leverage guys that you've gotta deploy at the right time.">Dave Roberts weighs in on Jack Flaherty's start,
Clase let up 5 runs all regular season. Think about that. This is an ALL TIME choke job from an individual player
>>145140537They both lost yesterday. So what
>>145140555Why didn't he consider that if you win 4 games, you don't need to worry about the bullpen in game 5???
>>145140547you are reacting the way he wants you to. it’s obviously a stupid thing to say, jusy like the machado ball nonsense
I'm sure glad that clase better than Mo conversation ended quickly.
What a shitty season2024What a dud
Im listening to Pedro talk about how pitchers get hit, but I'm not hearing him talk about how he pitches to his park. The Red Sox Jason Varietek... he was calling pitchers and how to keep the ball in the field. Pitcher catcher relationship is something you don't see. But how they actually show different approaches at different parks specifically how to get outs of batters.
>>145140504>Doyers choking like thisYou love to see it!
>NLCS>every game is a blowout that's over after the 3rd inning>ALCS>every game is a kino nailbiter where no lead is ever safe
>>145140555i hate this nigga so fucking much. how do you just give up like this? seriously? he literally does not give a FUCK
>series is either going to be a subway series or the two biggest cities in the country >the worthless flyover state still thinks it has a chanceCleveland is only going to break the Cubs' drought curse. They inherited it after losing to them
>>145140560Legends of the game
>>145140504It was the flu n sheet.
ok but can we agree that call was fucking atrocious>call strike instead of walk>groundout to end the inning instead of an rbi with 2 on base and an AB remaininghonestly fuck sake
>>145140551NYtards get erections over the thought of a toast sandwich
>>145140555>>145140565I kinda agree with him. Dodgers pitching is not deep, what other starter could he have put out there. And risking the higher leverage arms when we know we have to have a bullpen game back at home could have fucked us over for two games. The one thing I don't get is why use Banda at the very end?
Wheo else is getting butt fucked by their gay lover as they post?
>>145140609>call strike instead of walkseethe idiot, ump had been squeezing the yankees all night
>>145140565prease understand.... his statbook said the odds were in doyers favor for a bullpen game at home....
>>145140504> ITS THE OL MJ POISON PIZZA ALL OVER AGAIN
Francesa is talking like the mets/dodgers series is over. He says it's a lock the dodgers win
>>145140504his velo was way down today. it's really bizarre dave would start him and leave him in that long. if doyers lose after being up 3-1, people will blame this moment
>>145140632Maybe Manfred will do something about Dave Roberts
>>145140621Braves have already been eliminated
>>145140632Francesa is a faggot you tell him I said so
>NOOO MUH DAVE ROBERTS MASTER CLASS!!!!well just wait dave, you will blow another playoff series at home.
>>145140504Up 3-1 I don't blame him really. If it was an elimination game he'd probably wouldn't start him.I just hope this is the patented Roberts dumb decision that causes them to choke the series
Eliminate ClevelandEliminate all flyoversEliminate /pol/
>>145140655I'm getting blown my bf right now
>>145140632>He says it's a lock the dodgers winCongratulations Mets.
>>145140504>>145140555this retard really punted in the 3rd fucking inning of the NLCS to eliminate the mets and gave up lmao kek oh no.... wheeze! let flaherty get shelled even if he's garbo? the bullpen can handle it at home?shits going to backfire and we will all bear witness to another dodgers postseason collapse
>>145139331Sup Stanton
>>145140671all the /pol/ postters are mets fans
let rizzo bat cleanup maybe
Faggot Mike here
>>145140685Problem?
>>145140685Which is ironic because it’s a team that represents Jew York. That’s like magatards rooting for San Francisco against the Chiefs
reddit sent me
Do new Yorkers really say "EEEYYYY I'M WOLKING HERE!"
I'm from the future. Just came back to put all my life savings on the DodgersOh start building your fallout shelters now if you want to make it Byeee*Poof*
>>145140685The irony is hilarious
>>145140685which is ironic since mets are the most jewish team in baseball history
>>145140560Nah, the Yanks is his Kryptonite
Reddit has better football discussion
go mets! go IDF!
>>145140702>>145140714Jews are white so I don’t see the issue
Is this achievable natty?
>>145140711yeah that's how they say hi
>>145140711ayyyy outta my way ya moolie cocksucka im WAAAWWWWLLLKKKIN ERE
>>145140677It's not just him it's the entire front office. These retards still think analytics win games. You cannot teach momentum and chemistry all of which are on the mets side. I swear get Friedman the fuck out of front office but the owners are too retarded and counting their ohtani merch money. I swear every year it's the SAME SHIT
>>145140722>>145140714>>145140713>>145140702>>145140685
LOSEdians! KEK!!
>>145140720reddit is all the good former /sp/ posters
>>145140694Yes, see>>145140702>>145140713>>145140714
TOP KEK LOSEDIANS TOP KEK!!!1
>>145140738cubs won tho
>>145140724They’re not but but >>145140702 is the seething Brewers fan so fuck em
>>145140711It’s like that Asian guy from Courage the Cowardly Dog that yells “WATCH WHERE YOU GOING YOU FOO!”
losedians stink!
LOSEdians! FUCK you!
>>145140747Brewers are whiter than the mest who represent Jews, Hispanics, and blacks
>>145140447Sup bitchtits. Got bored of shitting up /pw/ and came here? Still Vince
kek LOSEdians!
>>145140715He gave up 4 runs to the Tigers including all 3 runs in the 3-0 loss. The postseason is his kryptonite.
what happened to winky?
Gaysconsin KEK
>>145140773He roped after Pete died
Gaydians
reddit sent me here
>>145140747Check the census. Jews are classified as white.
WHITOIDS are dying out
>>145140794>Check the census.idgaf
what happened to ERG?
fuck /pol/
Recker assfucked me
>>145140806Based. Why can’t all Mets posters be like this?
Hoping the Yanks blow them out tomorrow, I'm tired of these nail biters.
jomboy won that game
ok games are over back to being extremely gay
>>145140800>DURRRRRR I DONT CARE ABOUT FACTS!Ok retard
LOSEdians!
recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>145140794So are Hispanics. They’re considered racially white. Doesn’t mean they are
recker won. fat piece of shit
>>145140825Go Braves!
>>145140738i REALLY despise meta posting but if you're implying that cubs fan get involved in this stupid /pol//coastie/flyover bullshit then you're a newfag and you need to lurk more my "kekkies" friend
>>145140806winky is a reds fan I don't get this image
Hey guys I've heard there's a baseball player who due to his physical form often gets confused for a woman. In particular I've heard he has a very feminine butt. Can anyone point me in the right direction?
>>145140828Ok brownoid
>>145140854This should get you started
>alvarez chirping at pageshttps://x.com/MLBONFOX/status/1847404644462452992>hit a donger again>quiethttps://x.com/Matthew__Moreno/status/1847414531708084349KEK
>>145140845nigga aint passed 7th grade reading comprehensionoh my kekkies
>>145140598Quick question: why do people involve regionalism in this? Barely any of the players are local to the cities and the owners couldn't be more out of touch with the common man who watches the games. I get the club rivalry stuff but not the regionalism.
>>145140865i didn't read anything I just saw "jews" in one of the replies
im a girl tho
>>145140871THEY KILLED BASEBALL
>>145140845all the (you)s are cubs fans, retard
Who or what is reckERG?
this clase guy is a fuckin bum
you guys arent giving Clase enough shit for an all time postseason chokejob
>>145140881ah gotcha. It's probably cubspina, she hates the padres and mets. carry on! kek
Spammy here, AMA!
>>145140891sorry i called you retard
if mets lose on sunday do their fans promise to all leave this board forever???thanks in advance
>>145140894no worries, carry on pepe chad
>>145140893I'm a girl tho ;_;
Cubspie loves the the Mets
>>145140897best way to shut mestfags up is for them to get bootyblasted by the yanks in the WS
My team is... The Teamies!!!
Problem?
Is it gay if it's Recker?
>>145140897FAGGOTBONG!!
>>145140677im blind, can any lip-readers tell us what hes saying?
Gape em
>>145140904mestsfags WISH they had a rivalry with the stankeesits honestly better if theyre not even in consideration
>>145140922FUCK THOSE TEAMS!
>>145140905im a girl and i can get with this!
honeywell is a good guy
>>145140897sick em faggotbongie
Why was Ohtani the only one who was booed so relentlessly during the three-game series against the Mets?Why weren't Betts, Freeman, or other key players booed?Why?
Kekini
>>145140941mets fans are racist towards chinese
>>145140941mets fans are opposite of the currennt thing contrarian npc retards
>>145140924i always look at the flag before I read a post in /mlb/, and samers?
>>145140828>Something that's wrong is a fact.
i saw the weiner mobile today.
>>145140941Because Ohtani isn’t playing to the hype the media is portraying him. He’s barely done jackshit in the postseason
>>145140967so did ur mumsorry
Holy freakin crap it's spammy! I found Spammy!!!
Faggot Mike I apologize
>>145140941You picked the wrong thread to ask lol try again in the morning after the baiters leave
>>145140973what in the world
>>145140941They booed Freddy too. Metsfans def hate him more than Ohtani. Even Howie on the Mets radio was surprised by the booing of Ohtani but his assumption was that it stems from the over-saturation of ohtani ads, coverage during the games, and the 9 batters til ohtani graphic etc.
love me some ERG. Hope he's feeling well.love me some Spammy, Hope he's feeling well.love me some Psychogang. Hope they're feeling well.love me some /mlb/. Hope they're feeling well.love me some me. I feel happy and feel like I'm where I need to be.
>>145140974its all good like i said i saw the weiner mobile today. nothings gonna bring me down.
>>145140941its coz ohtani stepped out of the box right before a pitch was thrown ( he stepped out coz it appeared an insect flew into his eye)
Reminder if Faggot Mike gets a ring he is a LOCK for the HOF
>>145140973>MFM with the Recker siblings
>>145140973Kekini
Can I get a qrd on the /mlb/ lore behind spammy/erg/cubspie?
>>145140941Ohtani is a God in the eye of Japan, right? Would you say most people, even non-viewers would be familiar with him?
>>145141010Raped faggot
I boo Ohtani cause I wanna see if I can get a reaction outta him
>>145140992It’s not just mets fans that feel this way.
>>145141010ERG, cusbpie, spammy, and akari doyer poster decide on which fanbase they're going to shit up the general with a bunch of gay posts. They're actually all mentally ill and deserve each other.
>>145140905Smart, you can never lose
>>145141010just 3 fucktards that like to ruin the general and spam bullshit. Their calling card is "kekkies" or "KEKKIES" so if you see that, just ignore it
Man I wish I was back in NY to witness all this kino subway series stuff
>>145141034Lol nice try
we say eke! now tho
>>145140995you need to tell a trusted adult
>>145140973ooh tha's a kekini!!!!
Little reminder breakdown. I’m not ESPN. I’m not FOX Sports. I make whatever videos I wanna make, if you think I wanna spend forty minutes making a fucking video of the Yankees losing, editing it, analyzing it, talking over it, posting it, why the fuck would I wanna do that? Quit crying non-stop. I’m a biased Yankees fan. I run the channel. I make the videos. You guys can stop acting like I have some fucking code to live up to. I don’t owe you nothing. I ain’t making I don’t wanna make. So shut up.
Does anyone who consistently posts in this thread not have a mental illness?
>>145141010>>145141034don't forget akari doyer FUCK that guy!
>>145140992Thank you for your reply.Your reply was very helpful.I don't really understand the replies from other people.
>>145141054
>>145141034I say kekkies. I’m not one of them
>>145141061her name is cutespea tho
akari doyer ruined my life
>>145141056You must have missed my response right here >>145141000I watched the entire game, the loudest ohtani was booed was when he stepped out of the box to rub his eye. Thoughts on Seiya Suzuki and Shota Imanaga?
>>145141027I know, just figured I’d offer an unbiased Mets perspective lol. I don’t mind ohtani objectively, the national media is shit thougheverbeit. I want him to fail these next couple games though of course.
>>145141062spammy invented kekkies tho
>>145140973
>>145141072Luis Gils > Every single Jap pitchers
The first kekini:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93604878/#93616885Could this have been the cause of the Banny Wars? Is this what set houspie off?
>>145141072>when he stepped out of the box to rub his eye.He's done that a couple times this season. It's very obviously not real and just him trying to get time or fuck with the pitcher.
>>145140889>all time postseason choke jobByung hyun Kim almost gave the Yankees their FOURTH straight title and was awful in the 2001 world series. if anything, he should be kissing the asses of Gonzales and Womack for why nobody recalls his chokes at all.
>>145141056Yea the did have the weird thing where he had to take extra time for something in his eye lol, forgot about that. Any visiting player/team taking a timeout always gets booed, kind of a tradition. I don’t even dislike ohtani myself btw, I just want the Mets to win this series.
>>145140897>you should leave because you finished top 4 in baseball and fell to one of the best Dodgers offenses since the 50'sthe fuck you think I am, i'm not leaving win or loss.
>>145141102bruh clase has a fucking 100mph cutter and hes getting assreamed by guys batting .220
>>145141037stupid bitches like you jinx it and ensure the dodgers win fuck off!!!!!!!
>>145141094>x...X!!!where have I seen this before?
>>145141116He's thrown the exact same pitch way too many times. The bigger issue is that Clase looks rattled after that Carpenter home run still. Remember, Clase is also a failed starter. That shit will bite back. Hitters are way sma
>>145141125The Inspector might know
>>145141125we need the good inspector now more than ever
The Inspector just needs some time....
>>145141125wait wtf? you're on to something...
>>145141129Damn RIP my nigga died mid post
>>145140941he's a degenerate piece of shit sweaty ringchaser, one of the most unlikable players of all time
We need the good inspector now more than ever
dabbing on ewwww classe!
>>145141147That’s a nice pepe
I'm watching. Don't worry. Keep discussing baseball.
TLOSEDIANS!!!!
We need the 3 banter gods to rise up and put an end to the psycho gang once and for all.
>>145141164Oh it's the inspector!!!! He listened!
where is nu tho?
>>145141156Ludab-em!
keep it civil
>remembers tloses
doggie doos kek
It's Inspectress now
>ERG posted the first kekini>Two posts later ERG or spammy said "The flames of war have been stoked!">A few months after that Houspie started rangebanning the entire generalI'm trying my best to connect these dots
>>145141166
W-we lost?!
>>145141197We need Darkwing Duck
>>145141202good thing i love ass
why are you people like this still?
>>145141197How does one distinguish between the two ?
>>145141216You can't, it's a fools errand. Spammy posts in the same style as ERG. You're better off just reporting & ignoring them
Bringing out a classic...
>yfw cubs were the last real WS champion
>>145141222truckers helped turn the tide of the banny wars
>yfw the doyers actually blow a 3-1 series lead
>>145141211That is the flattest ass /i've ever seen
I only root for honest teams
>>145141232they’ll be fine dezu, it’s obvious we’re headed for Yankees Dodgers
>>145141232the next bullpen game on sunday will flop for dave. no one to blame but himself for not taking todays game seriously
>>145141222>>145141226
>>145141236cubs!
>>145141171So you're telling me one gang of lunatics is behind gaysconsin, gay louis, doggie doos, gay[team] posting? I don't buy it
>>145141204
>>145141254kekini
>>145141250And mettie jetties?? No way jose
>>145141257>the kiss that CURSED the wh*te sux
>>145141257James Shields lol
>>145141263gackt...
>>145141257I do this
>>145141213Discord is here... I'll alert my discord.
>>145141257CUBGERS
Cutespea is running the asylum
Cutespea gone wild
Cutespea has punctured the structure
295
>>145141263pothead
297
We are 298/500ths way to no tho
nu in a few shitposts!
THREE HUNDRED for MARIJUANAS
where nu
The Rays should temporarily play in San Diego since the Padres are going to relocate.
303rd for this postseason STINKS!
>>145141357
>>145141357It’s missing someone
>>145141345Mission Valley Ray's! They can play at Snapdragon stadium lol
>>145141394Damn straight
/pw/ sent me
Inspect deez nuts
anglels
For me, it’s the New York Yankees of course, the best team in the mayors
>>145141529Oh, thanks to you Angels, Otani is doing well. Don't worry.
desu if I were Japanese I'd encourage ohtani to get the death penalty for showing no loyalty.
I'm from western ny but I will be claiming these victories
>>145141558Lol stfu beeyotch. No one here cares lmfao.. now run off, son
>>145141253
>>145141558I care. Let me suck your cock
>>145141532Cute cat
The Mets will win, Ohtani is the shame of Japan.
>>145141684it's gonna be the battle of a moveable object verse a stoppable force, can't predict anything
>>145141684We hate the mets tho
>>145141237>it’s obviousThat the Dodgers will lose
>>145141684>>145141692>>145141699>>145141700BELIEVE IN THE SUBWAY SERIES SIRS
>>145141703>train spells out 'mmts'Holy shit
I'm hoping for a subway series just for the memes.
>>145141719Yankees would melt down the mets into slag
>>145141719Nobody cares lmfao
>>145141724You’d be surprised
>>145141726flyover cope
>>145141730Lmao subgay peeries L M A O
mettiejetties sunday night mmm
>>145141731flyover seethe
>>145141733mhm mhm centralbros own ya. I'm a girl btw
Midwest dreamin'
>>145141735Tranny
>>145141747She's literally female.
>>145141684Are you a Korean, Chinese or Communist Party member living in Japan?Are you lonely and ignored by all decent Japanese people?I feel sorry for you.I would like to save you if I could.
>>145141758>t. Ramirez
>>145141758ゲイタニ
Femanon here
Kek doggie doos
>>145139220actually, as a matter of fact, >This is /mlb/
>>145141949wait shit I meant to post this other picture instead, my bad >/mlb/
>>145141956My OC made it? I don’t even post here much
a poodres twitter page posting another team's highlights is crazy work
>>145141964the worst part is I saved this in June 2023 before the move was finalized, makes the OC all the more apropos
Dave KWABerts masterclass
>>145141971no one cares doyerpaco
>>145141977>t. his team isn't in the playoffs
>>145141956I'm glad troutani made the collage
>>145141979
>>145141974KHUKWAB!!!!
So Rob Thomson is retarded, right?>Yeah, keeping Jeff Hoffman in for that long was a terrible decision, and using Austin Ha-No, I mean he's, like, literally mentally disabled right? This guy clearly has to be somewhere on the spectrum. His post game interviews feel like I'm watching an episode of The Good Doctor>hat related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZord0btVkc
https://voca.ro/1jgErTW18u8f
>>145141102And then Mariano gave the DBacks their WS win. Years later, Mariano was responsible for letting the Red Sox gain the momentum for the reverse sweep in the ALCS. Why do so many dominant closers and relievers turn into pumpkins in October (no pun intended)? Some say the cold fall weather plays a role.
>>145142054I originally thought this said "have some sex" and chuckled
>>145142064the song still makes sense if you replace it with that
>>145142062And the irony of it all? The 2019 Nationals and 2023 Rangers had awful bullpens in the season, but all of a sudden, said bullpens became clutch enough in October to win a ring for both teams. Hell, the final pitch of 2023 was thrown by a guy with a season ERA of 5.55.
We liked him in that spot.
I didn't
Fake news!
>>145142004>His post game interviews feel like I'm watching an episode of The Good Doctor
i like the mets in this spot
Houspie and the choos
>>145142004Why's this pic so high res wtf I can see this guy's pores.
It's hip to >be
are we still doing the cubbie bear clap???
>>145142541LET'S ALL DO THE CUBBIE BEAR CLAP!
reminder for safety-conscious /mlb/ posters
>>145140632But what would Mike think about Kobe Bryant coming out of retirement to be shortstop for the Mets? I’ll hang up & listen for the answer
i still believe in the mets
Yankees?
Jackie Robinson did steroids
Dodgers have a chance right?
>>145143118Yankees
Reminder
>>145143411Of course, it will be decided by the Dodgers' victory on Sunday. By the way, why Sailor Moon in this day and age? Aren't you interested in the vtubers and anime that are popular these days?
Just your daily reminder that teams typically lose games when they give up six runs.
>>145143118Yankees.
what is it he says when Stanton homers ?"giancarlo. no se po se parlo... " something like that
>>145143810>Giancarlo, non si può stoparlo!It means, "Giancarlo, you cannot be stopped!". A Luigi here could clarify.
>>145143877okay thanksI like it
>>145143903Me on the left.
ya playing with house money
>>145143666This kid will die of a heart attack at 17
>>145143877I remember when he first said this and Craig Carton (WFAN hack) wrote an article about how he should be fired lmao. He’s hated on John for years, Carton clearly wanted his job, and I think actually did call some games with Suzyn this year. Sterling one of the GOATs, Carton is a faggot who went to prison for fraud. t. Metschad
Lmao which one of you added this to his Wikipedia
>>145144204Nobody can touch John so that's good for his ass. It felt weird not hearing him for most of the season.
>>145143630>>145143796>>145143810GOOD MORNING FUTURE WORLD SERIES CHAMPION FANS.
>>145141758ohtani wishes he was korean, like every other jap
I’m a mets fan but I think Japanese girls that don’t have fucked up teeth are cuter
I’m a Mets fan and I jerk off to Asian animations of little girls. Go grimace.
>>145144548GM lads let’s fucking go.
>>145144641>Japanese girls that don’t have fucked up teethgood luck finding one
>>145144652Nice try holopaco
>the differences between the skeletons of Korean and Japanese idols>1. The difference is huge>2. The average height for Korean women is 161 cm and for Japanese women 3-4 cm shorter. I’m 150 cm. I’ve been to Japan quite a few times, but I don’t look small there>3. I was surprised to see this picture>4. The Japanese skeleton is so small>5. The Japanese seem to have small skeletons. I’m 170 cm but when I traveled to Japan I couldn’t see any girl bigger than me on the subway>6. Just look at IZ*ONEㅋㅋ>7. But the SNSD members’ proportions are amazing ㅠㅠㅠㅠ>8. SNSD is cool and Japanese girls are underwhelmingㅋㅋ>9. If you are 170 cm and standing next to Japanese girls, you look like a giant….>10. That’s why I look so big when I study abroad in Japan
>>145144683very healthy girl all around
>>145144602>>145144719Bro wtf is wrong with you? Why are you like this?
Not impressed with this genny right now.
>>145144745Sick in the head AGP tranny who wishes he were an asian woman or a coomer who was bullied by non-asian women.
gm
i'm just gonna be thinking about those mets today
>>145145028Good morning foodspie
ALCS has been kino of the highest order, NLCS has sucked balls. Really makes you think…
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>>145145130Only if your team has already been eliminated
>>145145234>smooshing your arms on the pad to make them look biggerISHYGDDT
>>145145130The postseason as a whole is severely lacking pitching. It's resulted in hijinks in the ALCS and blowouts in the NLCS
Teo is going to snap out of it as our boys win game 6.
>>145145316Also closers have been exposed, Clase’s collapse is incredible to witness after such an elite regular season. At least Diaz looked solid yesterday.
do they retire her number after their championship?
>>145145451she wears the same number as jeff
Fuck doyerpacos
kill doyerpacos
Good morning, beautiful people and ugly mullato of /mlb/! Hydrate and eat a good breakie!
>>145145550ywnbaw
Rape doyerpacos
would u rather have the 2013 dodger team win a WS or the 2017 team win the WS?
ISHYGDDT
marry doyerpacos
>>145140504How do you get above the weather though?
>>145145647>soiboi looking person with a jap over his league (even though I don’t fuck bugs)Is that what weebs/sois believe? That they could magically pull Japanese 7s and 10s having no social skills or good looks whatsoever
I hate the Yankees so much it’s unreal
>>145145369Bat flipping and "pimping" are extremely gay and lame. It's absolute nigger behavior. Baseball is a game of class and dignity. It should be played with stoicism and grace. I hate Manfred for a great deal of things, but encouraging these baboon antics is by far the most egregious of his offenses.>let the kids play!Fuck off. Go play apehoop if you want to act like a clown.
>>145145821who hurt you
>>145145705That's not a Japanese person.
>>145145809
perfect gf
>>145145821love seeing you faggots seethe
>>145145821singles of truth
>>145145383Edwin is a god damn meme and a half but his fastball and slider can still be devastating. Williams and Clase just fall apart at this time of the year. i swear Diaz probably gets way more shit if Lindor doesn't hit that home run in Atlanta to give them the win.>>145145451any fan who praises the gimmicks needs a buckshot to the back
this one's for my Indians! and not the rude smelly kind hehe
>>145145994>Edwin is a god damn meme and a half but his fastball and slider can still be devastating.It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>145146076Kek why is this the only pasta that made it this year?
>>145145821lindor has class
>>145146111Rare moment of actual baseball discussion on /mlb/.
>>145145383it's so funny because that doesn't even happen if devin williams doesn't outchoke him in the WC.
>>145146134I don’t even particularly mind bat flipping and celebrating, but it is nice to see a guy just play it cool in a big moment.
>>145145513are you an expat?
>>145145630
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>>145146134someone compared the moment to the grand slam against the Yankees, and how much more composed Lindor was here compared to 2017. its crazy to think how much cockier he was before turning to the Mets.
>>1451463092012 Giants 8th 2011 Cardinals 11th 2010 Giants 10th 2009 Yankees 1st 2008 Phillies 14th 2007 Red Sox 2nd 2006 Cardinals 11th 2005 White Sox 13th 2004 Red Sox 2nd 2003 Marlins 25th 2002 Angels 15th 2001 D-backs 8th 2000 Yankees 1st 1999 Yankees 1st 1998 Yankees 2nd1997 Marlins 7th 1996 Yankees 1st 1995 Braves 3rd
>>145146271>puigi have nothing to say i just need an excuse to post him sarcastically leaning after a bad ump callnever get to post this anymore :(
can we make the next genny cubs themed? thanks
>>145146317He’s older now and he’s become a leader for this team, I respect it tbdesu. >>145146345Puig is one of the reasons we can’t lose showboating entirely, he was hilarious.
I just want to remind everyone that ever since the Mets acquired him and even as recently as earlier this season, Mets fans fucking hated Lindor and wanted him off the team as soon as possible.
>>145146409>Puig is one of the reasons we can’t lose showboating entirely, he was hilarious.it was hilarious because he would pimp flyouts that didnt even reach the warning track
No one cares doyerpaco
>>145146471every year Lindor starts off ice cold. I remember how long it took for his first home run as a Met taking a while too, but he has been nothing short of spectacular. Btw, Gimenez and Rosario are trash compared to what Lindor brings. Cleveland is probably thrashing the Yankees with him still in the lineup.
>>145146345he was such a character, miss him
>>145146471mets fans didn't exist before june
Kek gonna be a full off day of Mets derangement syndrome huh?
>>145146309>>145146326>only 2 teams were 15th or higher Damn that’s crazy I thought there would be more
>>145146523You say this every year
>>145146523Sir if you would please read the date on the photograph. You’ll find it in the archives with the rest of the May doomposts.
>>145146570there were no mets fans here last year
>>145146719>hereyou are on 4chanthis place is a shithole
>>145146730What that anon said is true though.
With seethe from posters like you, we can crush this record from yesterday
>>145146487based retard
>>145146730There were no mets fans on 4chan last year, yes. You aren't baseball fans
>>145146719hes right and he should say it louder. and no, spammy with his mettiejetties posts doesnt mean there were mets fans here
>>145146719Based
>>145146820the only legitimate mets fan that has posted here for some years now is misaki mets poster -- but im also inclined to believe this is another one of spammy's fursonas
>mets fans didn’t post here until august!!>uhhhh I mean last year there were not Mets fans here last year!
https://x.com/alexvnews/status/1847410361747869822
>>145146871both is true tho
>>145146874kek
>wake up>seethe about the mets all day longkek just imagine living life this way
>>145146915mets have no fans tho. they have low regular season attendance. they leave early. fairweather fanbase kekk!!!!!
>>145146875You know it’s not but whatever helps you feel better sweetheart. Who’s your shitter by the way? Please don’t say dodgers cause that would just be SAD.
>>145146954Yankees run NY. everyone knows this.
Jesse Winker has had a very strange career and he should keep playing so long as he finds a long term home
>>145146996winky winks ya!
>>145146996>that OPS collapse when he went to the mariners/brewers
I’m a simple anon.I wake upI seethe about the Mets for 16 hoursI make 300 posts about the Mets with my 16GB folder of Mets contentThen I drink myself to sleep.
i'm literally a cubs fan tho
i'm a girl tho
seething again are we?
>>145146996>age 30i got bad news man, you don't get to have a long term home when you're a volatile 30 year old corner OF
>>145147097>I make 300 posts about the Mets with my 16GB folder of Mets contentits not even 1GB
metties got me in a seethe again
teamies got me in a seethie!
>>145147178He's gonna get a 2 year deal at worst. Mets should keep him desu
read the post >>145139367
>dodgers mets series is only average 4M viewership per gamewhy tho? why was the padres/dodgers series viewed higher?
>>145147187>539 files>for a team that has “zero” fans on espeeWew lad.
>>145139367worst wink I've ever seen
Mets fans have oversaturated the genny. Used to be, you would see one, maybe two, anons posting Mettiejettie memes as their 2023 season was a disappointment. Not anymore. Now, elated Mets fans, grimace, and hawk tuah girl have overrun the genny much to the seethe of fans of other, eliminated ballclubs. Mest posters have been stifled, time and time again, with each Mets postseason victory. Have it be a Gaysconsin elimination, a Philthies gaping, or an MVP solidifying his legacy. And if you think this is a lot, we’ll be seeing a lot more of it later.Let’s take a closer look.
>>145147311people get sick of the ohtani glazing
early nu>>145147380>>145147380>>145147380>>145147380>>145147380>>145147380
>>145147364asians struggle with winking
>>145147373Used to be I’m straight. Now I’m gay. What is going on?
>>145147447Used to be I hated having sex with guys. Not anymore…
>>145147495And the Gay Braves, want this. What is going on?
>>145147514Kek one of my fave cumtown bits. I actually sampled it for a track.
