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>>145161077they got btfoed by my oilers.
>>145161077the canucks are gay and shit
columbus is in for a rough seasonlike way worse than usual
How many tonight?
>>145161077General discussion thread try making a game thread
>>145161077Fair enough. Cantpucks are shit.
>>145161077Nic Dowd is pretty cool these days but was shit on hongcouver.
>>145161077Okay
>>145161077This is a refchad thread
>>145161062>>145161062>>145161062>>145161062>>145161062>>145161062>>145161062
I reiterate:>SACRE BLEU WHERE IS MI MAMA?
>>145161077yeah i'm thinking based
>>145161062what a fucking BASED and REDPILLED op
Where is sorokin
Koleslaw Scaaaaaaar
>>145161150bud won
>rags
laf breaking out this year
Flames are the last undefeated team hahaha
>1affs
>laffs
>>145161077I think the creature logo is stupid. Also LMAO at how dominant that team that choked was in the regular season.
steam not working... some one hoook me up plesae
It's always funny watching Moron Really wandering around on D.
>bud1
poor zac jones losing his job to mancini
>a nice spicy ragu
krakbros, we gonna feast on the lames
>>145161311rangers fans should stop glazing a manlet defenseman
>>145161337Cope we’ve never lost to the kraken
>>145161325raped retard
How does Garland manage to make entire teams SEETHE?
> Sh8rks
>>145161288Geezus, blood is zoomin.
>>145161343Rags should have traded Jones years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV1oQiRdoPc
Lane Hudson committed another penalty lol
>shots 14-4 Holy Kek
it's crazy to think we would have easily won the cup with Demko last year
>>145161364https://www.hockey-reference.com/boxscores/202211010CGY.html
>>145161507Thatcher demko is injury prone overrated shit
>>145161413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk3xzmTI-WM
>>145161499
>>145161255Takagi power!
Canucks should've kept Pettersson btw
OVI SCAR
We can score another so we can yes together Horvat Bo horvat
>knights choking goals at the end of the period/gameretards
>>145161499the Blues just look outclassed
I bet $2 on utah tonight. but i support the bruins
>>145161598He got the bag, doesn't care anymore.
>>145161660Still the captain of my Nuckies in my heart. I love Hughes but he’s no leader like Bo is.
>>145161674They keep doing this and it's frustrating to watch
>>145161690are you that much of a fucking pussy to not even put more than 2 dollars?
>team
>>145161679We got the c*nes right were want them.
just like my islanders
>>145161714Don't worry. The 40 year cup drought will be worse.
>Devils down 3-1The fuck has anyone even made a post about that game?
>>145161499>>145161679>now 18-4 to end the periodyeeeesh
Habs will be elite next season when they steal the flames 11th overal draft pick :)
What the hell is Petterssons problem?
>>145161782
>>145161507Same. t. Leafs fanAlso what the FUCK is up with the captchas tonight? They unsolvable for anyone else? I have a 10% wr
>>145161718Amazing how retards will make fun of you for not wasting money on sports gambling
Logan Mailloux is not ready yet>>145161816A two dollar bet is pussy shit. five is better.
>>145161782Why would I post about my team losing, retard?
>>145161740>peeden
Why is markstrom so bad?
>>145161782>doovils
>>145161805skill issue
>>145161848Why did the debbies think he was the solution?
The Primeau humiliation ritual continues
>>145161828I’d much rather spend that $5 on a tallboy of nine locks dirty blonde
>>145161805The capchcas are a trick to get you to buy passes, which I will not do
>>145161816>dude you don't bet?>I don't gamble a lot>this one time I put $1 down and got $20 back which covered one hoppy ipa and a grilled cheese from the food truck!>haha no man I have no idea what my credit score is
>>145161864>>145161848he has a save percentage of 918…
why do half the hosts on onhockey never load anymore...
>>145161848clinical retardationcompulsion to play the puck horriblyrefusal to follow steve dangle's advice since he's scandinavian, odds are pretty good for fetal alcohol syndrome
I sure hope my clubbies win
>>145161881Same here, I refuse to buy a pass. But these captchas are definitely just false negative-ing right now
philly fans are unruly because the eagles are so shit
Former expo and met Todd Zeile
>>145161718>are you that much of a fucking pussy to not even put more than 2 dollars?i put more the more strongly i feel. bruins are traveling and playing late, they havent been good, but the more they play with each other they get better; but utah has been playing well and with dylan they have a little extra. multiple small bets rather than big bets.but who care
Harvard's best women's hockey player is named Dingus
>HOGHOG>HOGLANDER
>>145161930Neat
>>145161912Nothing wrong with a little bit of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Listening to a Canadian commentate is so comfy.
>>145161970why is he on meth
leafs should trade for rempe
>>145161988Do burgers notice a difference in the accent besides aboot?
>>145162001They should, Reaves is shit.
>>145161955what a qt pi.>5'7wish she was 5'8 but that is close enough
>>145161927Philly fans boo everything that breathes in a five foot radius. They were booing Castellanos after swinging in the dirt, and then he walked them off for a win.
>>145161895His career is lower and he's .824 tonight
>>145161714i know >:(
>>145161674das rite
>>145161805>I have a 10% wrkek
Why are these Flyers fans booing the refs so much. You’d think Philadelphia was an educated hockey market that would know the rules of our game.
what the fuck??? he only highsticked him BECAUSE he got tripped
>>145161964
>>145162013it's really easy to pick out someone who is secretly canadian, they chew on their vowels very differently.
>>145162133>>145162123Control your stick. I thought canadian was an educated hockey market
>>145162133gotta be in control of ya stick bud dosn't matter if you got tripped only gonna call ya for that now bud
Your mom was in control of my stick last night
drank too much again
>>145162188I'm catching up
Eastern leafs have that lilting faggotry tonation at the end of sentences.
my gf hannah bilka is playing for PWHL boston this yr
>>145162150Alright I can't unless they're all "How aboot them tranto maple leafs eh?"
Sportsnet is mocking the islanders. they’re mad the habs are losing to a bottom feeder.
>>145162205Not to me >:)
tripp tracy is the most boring generic retard in hockey
>>145162228Leaf fans have an accent that is more similar to a Punjab accent.
I have a hunch the Stors win the Cup this year.
>>145162259Could be
>>145162217i hope she does well in the pwhl
Ron's pushing a homegrown sportsbook, as if ((( they ))) give a fuck how the shekels get harvested.
Momentum is turning for our Blues.
>st Louis fans rooting for the reffies Insanely based
what happens in saint louis
>>145162395Everything people say happens in Chicago, Detroit, even Baltimore.
here I am soaking in the bathtub with the leafs game and a bottle of wine just chucking to myself as I remember once again that somewhere, for some reason, there are Americans who watch football.
>>145162372Why Norwaygians don't play hockey?
>>145162436asthma
>>145161077Retard
>>145162395Budweiser is brewed
>>145162434I know a lot of boomers who unironically enjoy Canadian football.
>>145162467boiling
>>145162464I thought asthma medication made players better. >our swede even got banned from a gold medal game for allergy meds.
>>145162482Canadian football is cool and I enjoy watching a game now and then. For me? It’s my blue bombers.
> lou lamario Family Members Heartbroken As Health Decline Renders Him ‘Helpless’ He ‘No Longer Recognizes’ Loved Ones
>>145162228Habs are bad too but thats the french media.
picks for tonightbluesiestedsiesnuckiesislandiescrapsiesragsiesrapehawksiesclubbiesflamesies
>>145162395Burning the Talmud.
My expected asks are firmly at 0 (zero).
my crappies :(
>>145162517On the french broadcast there is an ad with Crosby and MacKar speaking french, Mailloux gave a french interview.
I can’t believe Halloween is nearly upon us
unlock a bud
>>145162395stays in saint louis
easiest bet to have made: Mailloux scoring his first NHL goal
based mailloux fuck the people saying hes a rapist
The sex offender scored. Reddit is about to fume
>>145162395I drive.
Pokecheckkov drew a penal :/
Bud bros…
Mailloux absolutely rips it top shelf to score his first NHL goal in his first game of the season
>Rag tiem
Cole Caufield takes his own rebound off of the defender and scores top shelf from the goal line on the powerplay
go metsgo indians
>LAFF2
These Nuckies? There are MY Vancouver Canuckies.
Sick pass Mika :)
>>145162830>refuses to call them guardiansbased Based BASED
I’m going to drink coffee tomorrow morning :) and have an absolutely stellar marner
PANNY :)
has the food guy paired anybody with creme brule yet
Berube will be chugging firewater by the quart soon.
>>145162898I didn't ask
>>145162902BASED
wdhy is onhockey.tv shitting the bed tonight
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEPH
>they scored:(
It’s over canesbros…
Mitch Marner is not an elite player
>they scored again:((
caniac bros what is happening
>>145163023Yeah
ITS OVER SELL THE TEAM
reinhart is my bf
>>145163028window shut
KITTIES
>buffalo scored
My bluesies
>>145163094>roberts>watson>stone
my crappies :)
>>145162960it's never all that reliable when I use it, especially with the vodcasts streams
>Islanders spend 3 consecutive minutes in the Habs zone and can only manage one SOG
>>145163117best Strome
Why does Knob insist on playing McD and Drai on the same line
>>145163121just like my penguins
he's off the market
>they scored again:(((
Which one of you caniacs hacked moneypuck
canes... suck
imagine losing to the crapitals
Heh, another one
BROOOOOOOOOOOBIE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
aho was a teuvo babby... sad
/Hersch/
>>145162604raped bitch is a fat retard faggot who makes halloween his personality in october piss off soitard
Uhm, Canes bros, whats happening
>>145163156Draisaitl is better as a trigger man on the wing. he shouldn't be thinking about playing defence
>>145163156Does it even matter?
>reffies immediately rescue Aho from the scrubkwab
havent seen jen yet
>>145163269Wrong. Im just bored
>>145163275the window is closed
>>145163302my mistake but the post still stands
pettersson you FUCKING SUCK
>>145163275each conference always has it's soft pussy team
>>145163279He doesn't anyways. But at least you can have 2 threatening lines instead of one.>>145163286Wins are on the line, so yes.
>>145163327Pettersson needs to step it up.
My hurricanes are playing like pure marner
>>145163340FUCK "spreading out depth" that shit is a memewould you have split up kane and toews?
>>145163327Thankfully 1000 Games Myers doesn’t.
>>145163350Just like my islanders
>>145163324That’s okay. I’m taking requests as well so if there’s anything you want as a special limited time offer /hoc/ tarot card you lemme know
>>145163350
>>145161970
Nucks are offically out of the fraud zone
>>145163386is he ok??
>splitting up jordan and pippen
oh that's right I forgot the flyers suck and that's why I don't watch them
HIS NAME IS BROCKHE'S GOT A COCK
>>145163371gib Obi pls
Just found out I can’t romance girls in metaphor… I might just stop playing it now and watch hockey instead.
Unpopular opinion: bloos has the best goaler tendie in the league.
>>145163302I like how the rat is fat. I defend the current NHL here a lot but we need more obviously fat guys in the league
flyers are getting their bucks broken
I’m smoking that Keefer rolled in a Sherwood.
>>145163425
Thomas Hickey sounds like he wants to murder the islanders power play for being stupid
>>145163411
>>145163514Isn’t this a reference to a film?
WHO’S NUCKIES?
Cody finished the story
>>145163543OURS
>>145163393he saw his mortgage
>>145163552Dylan hasn’t
>>145163543I love watching our teams beat the shit out of each other
Dingus. Drop pass to Doofus. Drop pass to Dumbass
Last two undefeated teams are Canadian.
vtubers in the NHL when
>>145163573Who is the coyote team?
>>145163570Give him time, it's only October
I thought Markstrom was supposed to change everything devilsisters...
>>145163645when lou dies and stephen takes the GM spot
>>145163652Teemu Selanne. Arizona coyotes legend.
>>145163652can't remember..
>>145163690he looks so unassuming for a man rapist
LETS GOOO HOME BABYYYY
>>145163573How can you forget about the Kraken and Flames with all the spam?
>>145163690Why Lou body shames the guys?
SCARRRRR
>>145163690Stephen never wears a bucket hat.
>>145163714I mentally block them in my head
incoming copey meltdown
>>145163736strongmind love it
>>145163733incorrect
>>145163690stephen stamkos?
PANTHERS WIN
>dylan wins again But enough about me
St. Louis owning the NHL with offersheet players soilers let walk.
>>145163739no fuck em these retards keep losing to themselves desu. at least they got a point :^)
>>145163802i'm the real dylanall you other dylans are just imitating
Panthers always deserve good things.
>>145163814Blues are 3-2-0
COPEY ARE YOU OKAY?>are you okay Copey? COPEY ARE YOU OKAY?>are you okay Copey? COPEY ARE YOU OKAY?>are you okay Copey?
jacob shartstorm
>>145163814Forgot they let him go kek
/hoc/ still sleeping on Forsling
>>145163839do women think those eyebrows look good?
>>145163839
>>145163871why the fuck are you looking at their eyebrows, you fucking fruitpicker?
>dylan trying to deflect attention from the meltdown he had over the craps beating his stars on to copeyquite sad desu just his like stars
Nuckies, flames, sens, Habs and jets all are canadas teamsLeafs and oilers are on permanent fraudwatch
>>145163839I'd like to take a shot at their panthers.
>all these games playing>/hoc/ still deadgrim...
>>145163918Kraken-Flames is going to be a thread to itself, just like the Oilers-Stars
jen
>>145163907>3 relocation teams + nucksBuddy...
>>145163918All on intermission
>>145163896>mindbroken "copey" copeMy cerebellum undulates as victory courses through my veins. I have won yet again.
Oilers beat Dylan’s stars :3
>>145163713based kitties
>>145164007>almost 4 minutes to use a thesaurusyep dylan's mad kwab
>s3eattle thundershits
>>145164010maybe on planet retard
vancouver has scored 3 times
>>145164037Meds.
>>1451640751993
>>145164069How many times has Philadelphia scored?
>>145164010<3>>145164037>nouCMTSU KWAB
1992
>>145164117congrats on your cup kwab
do you know why copey likes 1993 so much?the last time he touched pussy was in 1993also he was born in 1993(wait for applause and laughter)wow what a terrific audience
>>145164129I wouldn't want to fuck with that guy.
>>145164045/hoc/ is a silvertips general
>>145164129victims come in so many sizes and shapes
Tanev blocked a shot and didnt come out for the 3rd
>>145164117We win when it matters :)
>>145164143>k-k-kwabHahahahahaha Copey on pooicide watch
>>145164197>We win when it matters :)
>>145164191He came out 2 minutes later retard
>nylander breaking his stick on the bench because he didn't score???
EARN THAT PAYCHECK MATTHEWS
>>145164207no milly?
>>145164259That doesn’t look like Dylan’s stars KWAB
Austin Matthews scores.
CANES SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145164282>>145164288>b-b-b-b-but last year last year WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?
is WOLF starting tonight?
202419801933you will never be a womanyou will never be whiteyou will never be a healthy weight
>>145164274Gotta show some passion
Kek duclair got wrecked.
>>145164307you gooned over a regular season win against the soilers kwab
>>145164174SCARRRRRRR>4nderbirds
>>145164330>n-n-no it doesn’t count anymore LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>145164307The stars one man squad managed a fluke win. That’s why we do seven games series something the stars can’t win KWAB.
tie game baby
Oh no
>bloos
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>145164358>fluke win >4-1 The only fluke was the Soilers win over Nashville desu
>>145164352no milly?no depth?no green card? kwab
Clubbies gods we fucking won
>>145164358>living in the past
that was not a good anthem rendition
>>145164390>nou >le no argumentGot it! I accept your concession Copey! Thanks!
>>145164390post bmi ese
JEN
Lets go bloos
>>145164438>running away with your tail between your legssad>>145164441also no milly
Dylan is seething KEK
Don't count us out
ITS OVER
My sabres are winning
>>145164467Oh great now she's wearing pant suits too
LETS GO JOSEPH SMITHS! WOOOOOOOO HOCKEY CLUB!!!!!!
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.
>>145164485>p-p-please stop Ya pretty upset there huh Copey :(I accept your concession anyway! Dream big!
that's like the 3rd goal Burns got burnt on
>>145164485I reject your concession.
>>145164520dylan wants to be like daddy so badly unlike daddy you will never see your team lift the cup :^)
>>145164488>nou 4-1 bud.
>>145164519a shame really
UH OH STOLARZ
>>145164507Pardon me if I am uncultured, but what is that meal
shit games tonite
god yamamoto is going tear this yankees lineup apart
>>145164519maybe on planet retard
>>145164552BRING THE ZAMBONI DRIVER
When Filip Chytil is around you know that someone is getting injured, it's just usually Filip Chytil
The Stanley Cup contenders Edmonton Oile...AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
>>145164579based
>>145164554>he hasn't had poutineretard
>copey getting baited againwhen will he learn? never? I don’t know.
>>145164565He is kind of mediocre. His latest outings were honestly him getting lucky with circumstances. I think he will improve in the future, he is still young.
why do the leafs have "milk" on their jerseys?
Whoops announcers are just retards
>>145164594Mkay let me know when the nhl expands to your irrelevant country KEK
penalty for ummm idk roughing I guess
gasoliner bros we fucking suck
>>145164607sponsored by milk producers of ontario/canada
>>145164579Florida Panthers really are Canada's team.
>>145164548>muh Dylan bogeyman>seething ad hominemThanks for two concessions in a single post.
>>145164607it better be chocolate milk in february
>>145164607canadians call maple syrup "leaf milk"
If that was freddie andersen, he'd be out for 6 weeks
>>145164618We got refpucked in the Wild game the other night. Gotta get some makeup calls.
>stars haven’t even seen a game 7 this milly KWAB
>>145164639thanks for being the village retard kwab
the islanders fucking suck
The village of retard on planet retard
>>145164683The most forgettable and irrelevant team in the league.
>>145164607to go with the oreos on their helmet
>5eattle
>>145164683they look like a team that lacks puckmovers on defense...
Had a near death experience today. I was at the bank when two armed robbers broke in & held everybody hostage. In an act of desperation, I showed the robbers a New York Islanders game on my phone. They immediately fell asleep from extreme boredom & everybody was saved.
You shouldn't drink milk unless you're a baby cow.
>>145164607it's impossible to know for certain. maybe it's a protest against how gary is "milking" the sport, trying to squeeze every last penny out of it by putting these ugly fucking retarded ads on helmets and jerseys.
>>145164389>Soilers winSource?
my capitols are playing pretty well all things considered
>>145164696but enough about the laffs
>>145164722>it is da troof saar
Take me down to Retard CityWhere the grass is greenAnd the girls are downy
>>145164722I'm Aryan though.
>>145164722What else can I drink while enjoying a delicious cookie?
Why is Patches a healthy scratch for the laffs?
>>145164713I was watching an Islanders game in a bar on my phone and the bartender thought i was recording her lol. Probably the only time I've ever been very mean to a woman
>>145164713I owe my life to the islanders. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse walked in and changed the tv to the islanders game. I awoke from my coma and turned it off.
>>145164665>>145164667>losers seething at me You love to see it. More Finns more wins
>>145164761Just do water.
>>145164734McMichael-Dubois-Wilson has been nice so far. Lapierre is a bust.
>>145164769How dare she think you were in to real women and not underage anime girls!!
I DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HOCKEY GAKE AND GROCERY STORE
tonights games have skibidi rizz
>>145164828explain what this means
>>145164828fr fr
>>145164828write english on 4chan, please.
>>145164828no cap
>>145164828Hasb-Isles has been pretty mid tbqfh
Finna sleep til noon and then spend my Sunday watching this kino.
>>145164828
Svechbros…
>>145164895That movie is boring
Gary, laffs need a PP.Coming right up, chaim.Thank you and shalom.
>>145164866>>145164845Goofy ahhhhh blud.no cap
>>145164893it was nice at first and then it just died off
>>145164920This. And I like boring Swedish films.
KEKMailloux raping Duclair
>>145164909Based
>>145164909What's wrong with him
Butch Goring now ripping the power play
>>145164923Wasted
oh for fucks sake the habs islanders game is on a million channelscity and all the sportsnetsput on the fucking yankees indians game on one of them -__-
>>145165014The islanders can’t score lol
>>145164966better than ripping the farts
>>145164734fug
>>145164607pushing the e*st canadian bagger agenda
Cayden Primeau is hot garbage and the islanders have no idea how to beat him. Roy is probably begging the old fart to remove at least half the defensive core for how garbage they are with the puck
Ove-ACK-in
>>145165014Who the fuck wants to watch baseball and not hockey
Does it count as a gordie howe hat trick if you lose the fightI don't think it should
We've now entered the angry knee jerk stephen phase
how many powerplays are the islanders not going to score on
Roy sucks
>>145165071stamkos?>>145165065on my tv i doi'm split screening a game and /hoc/ on my phone rn ISLANDERS SCARRRR
>>145165102every one of them. fuck power plays, we're gonna score everything 5v5
utah needs a proper logo and jersey. their jerseys are incredibly boring and uncreative for a new teamthey need a proper logo
>>145165071bud is such an npc lol
at least the canes are winning the story...
>>145165126no they don't utah hc won the ballot>>145165129retard
the ottawa jenitors
The islanders scored!
>>145165126No, they don't.
Bud1
canes will never win a lee, the team is all jannettys
>>145165146>no they don't utah hc won the ballotthey must be crazy. vegas actuallyt had good ideas for a new team, how much utah people are so uncreative
how would you make the flyers good?
Goalfilled 3 - 3
>>145164788>if you lose the cup for a millennium you winrmyt
my swayman!
ET LE BUUUUUÙUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUT
only a few more years of Pelech's contract....
>>145165214They need to have different players that are better and a better coach too.
the islanders are awful
the absolute state of my islanders
>>145165249LOU THERE IT ISLOU THERE IT IS
Another ot loss for our boys…
Tavares is washed
>L3FFS
couldn't even hold it until they had to pull the goalie
Scccaaaaarrrrrrr>rags
I don’t need to watch comedy moviesWatching the leafs is enough for me!
>>145165214More violence
6heattle dickbirds are getting raped on "hockey is for everyone night" lol
this philly crowd is so roudy
>more laffs
LMAO LEAFS FUCKING SUCK
If you took Matthews off that team laffs would be the worst team in the nhl.
L4FFS
>>145165343it's the home opener
>>145165328scratch thatseatt7e
honestly don't think that these reffies in st. louis have any idea what a penalty is
When will Connor McDavid win a cup?
my raggies :)
Artillery Panarin
thats actually pathetic
>>145165352The leafs have a winning record without Matthews, Nylander or Tavares, but they have a losing record without Marner
>>145165328no it's 'spic heritage night
>>145165374when he leaves edmonton
>>145165389Just like my islanders
>>145165374Does he have a frequent drink card from Dunks?
>>145165374When will the stars win this milly?
>>1451653742026-2027 season as the Québec Nordiques captain
>>145165392 Now try trading those shitters.
>my oilers are getting chirped quick deflect to le dylan boogeyman
>>145165374When Anna stops eating.
>>145165400racist team. it's latinx now>>145165427KWAB
>garytime
did you know that jesse puljujarvi has more points than bo horvat?
Apparently Malkin is listed at 6’5”.. he must grow as he ages since he was always 6’3” before
in lieu of getting a powerplay you should be allowed to take 2 clap bombs at the opposing teams bench
can the next thread be lucky star themed
JUST
>>145165452Vpn off Dylan.
new>>145165504>>145165504>>145165504
>>145165400>modelo
>>145165374when he joins a sunbelt team
>>145165514very gay
>>145165489lou has constructed the isles to be as defensive as possible so they are required to play a boring shitty style meaning they will never have a superstar
>>145165389Good for him tho
god damn the Blues are a pack of niggers
>>145165445There will be a second team in Toronto before there will be a team in Quebec City.
