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Michel Pereira chads it's our time...
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megan
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I LOVE YOU DARREN ELKINS
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Finland
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why the fuck is the UFC playing so much of that 2000s emo rock shit all of a sudden
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ROBBERY FOR PINHEAD AFTER THESE COMMERCIALS
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>>145161225
Elkino claims another victim
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Dareen "beat my ass until you get tired" Elkins
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THE
DAMAGE
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turdlip fears the damage man
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>>145161268
have no fighters in the UFC
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anybody who started watching after 2020 needs to take their own life

anybody who watches the mma guru needs to take their own life

these are the official rules of my thread
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>>145161261
charly
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>>145161261
Imagine her without the pants on
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>>145161225
Pereira >>>>Jones
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If you had told me in 2016 that in 2024 Tony would be on an 8 fight loss streak and Elkins on a win streak I would laugh at you.
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>>145161278
Post her jugs
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>>145161270
Because theyre based
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The type of bum fight that gives the sport a bad name
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picks heemed but i don't care that was a fun fight
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this dude just going for low % submissions for some reason
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Please someone print Pineda's face when receiving the result and make an 'Owari Da' capition
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>>145161225
Make sure you link THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU, in OP next time you make a thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV6rt6pczvk
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That was like a reverse Darren Elkins fight he didn't get cut and he heemed the guys career
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the brain damage these two have has gotta be scary
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>retiring in the apex
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Wait, where's the montage??
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just found out that ngumbo had a fight today
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if nick doesnt beat luque i will kms
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>>145161261
Poor girl hair eww
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>>145161308
OHHHH I"M BRICKED JOE
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>beaten by the damage so badly you retire
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>wrestlefucked a guy so hard he quit the sport
Based down syndrome wrestler
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>retires before you can get an actual speech
>before the winner's speech assuring nobody remembers
>in the apex
it's over
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Realest of realest one
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>>145161278
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Tony Ferguson vs Darren Elkins vs Donald Cerrone for the CTE World Championship.
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Felder was like 'aight bro see ya'.
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darren the brain damage elkins
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>>145161393
please keep your word
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>>145161308
Not sexy
>>145161278
Sexy
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>>145161278
she totally was ready to take it
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>>145161225
its over
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how is it possible that darren elkins still can pick up a win but tony can't
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>>145161380
What montage are you talking about?
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Cute Bazinga GF behind Dern
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nani
?
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>>145161387
same wtf man
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>>145161421
>Doubting the Damage against a bum that made washed Cub and Fili look elite
couldn't be me
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>>145161438
he didnt blow his knee out like tony did
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>>145161421
lol ten picks
ufc bows to pflator
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>>145161330
Me after illegally pinching a dude 10 times in the brainsteam.
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>>145161438
tony is still fighting decent fighters
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being whtie trailer trash is the best base for mma
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Elkins sounds like Joe Biden
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>>145161448
Looks like a granny
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>>145161437
How putin would do zelensky
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>>145161438
Elkins fights bottom feeders.
Daner keeps feeding Tony to ranked fighters
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>>145161455
keep writting
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>Magoomba had to panic wrestle, and cheat, to get a """""win""""" against a regional level fighter
I'm thinking YIKES!. I'm thinking OOF!. I'm thinking CRINGE!.
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>>145161484
Dern? Yeah she does.
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>>145161438
Tony lost his dawg
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>>145161278
Who's this masturbation sensation?
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>>145161437
wtf are those odds lmao
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Dern looked almost cute there
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>>145161438
darrens entire fight style has always been built on him being a retard, this way CTE can't effect him. Tony doesn't have that advantage.
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frank from nevada is 1-0 in the pfl
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>opponent presents the back of his head
>NOOO STOP PUNCHING HIM THERE STOP STOP
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>>145161438
tony doesnt have a damage tattoo
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CANtender
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>>145161497
kimochi gome nasai!@
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>opponent presents his cock
>NOOO STOP PUNCHING HIM THERE STOP STOP
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>>145161520
ufc commentator charly arnolt
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Reminder that Elkins beat Tristan Connelly, who beat one half of the middleweight main event
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Petr yan clone came out of the machine a bit zesty
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>>145161602
>>145161278
>>145161308
Sexbomb
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proper norf lad coming now
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>>145161503
hello tom aspinall
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LFG Smotherman 1776 the limey for the founding fathers
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>>145161602
she's more bogged than the crookback bog from witcher 3
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>>145161615
Elkins is the Kevin Bacon of MMA.
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>>145161482
you can't even spell "white" you mud
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>>145161645
white kong looks like a pedo
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the one time i wised and had the foresight to skip a brad katona snoozer it apparently turned out to be a banger
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>>145161330
Is that fucking Ray Lewis
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>>145161587
Are you fluent in japonese?
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>>145161653
Its Paddy
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>>145161437
early stoppage desu
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>>145161658
bogs are a thing in real life you know, retard. what a stupid fucking post lmao.
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>>145161421
Absolute state of this card
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>>145161503
1. He got the bag
2. He did it for kobe
3. He killed stipe who is fighting for the undisputed belt in a month
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Brooo this regional can foight THREE times this year!
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>call your son Kobe
>suffers a tragic death out of nowhere
lmao
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Jake "White Kong" Hadley
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>>145161437
Back of the head power bombs are legal? I'm watching this from now on
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smotherman is a crazy zesty name
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>>145161602
>>145161658
Wouldn't mind a bog like that, goblin feet and everything.
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>>145161694
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>Come from PFL which had no heems except Ngannou
>Check how the UFC fights went
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>smotherman
>baby-faced killa
remove the "faced" and it works!
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The exaggerated swagger of a young black contender
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THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
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>>145161225
I might just have to accept the death of Streameast bros...
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>>145161503
And the craziest part is that he could do that to both Jones and AssPooAnal
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jake does have that chimp face desu
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>>145161438
Tony fought Gaethje and was never the same afterwards. Same thing happened to James Vick, Michael Johnson and Donald Cerrone.
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>>145161754
Kek
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>>145161754
lmao
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>>145161754
ror
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>>145161754
?
If you are the guy who I think you are, I really hate you
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Babyface Killa is Ghostface Killa's little brother
>Baby Faced KILLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no one could get illa
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>>145161777
I agree about Tommy Dogshit but we don't know that about Jones
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>>145161758
there's 2 more victimweight fights and the last one is gonna be hernandez shooting the first 10 seconds
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>>145161602
Is that an woman with tits? I'm gonna cooooooooom
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>>145161819
I dont think I am

>>>145161777
Checked
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>>145161776
That's what they get for taunting dana
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kobe already died years ago I thought did francis just learn about this now?
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who's kobe
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>>145161860
Kobe deez nuts nigga
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>>145161860
Kobe mama
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>>145161225
I think it's time to admit that mma is simply a bad sport. This is not a phase, this is not the fighter's or any organization's fault, mma is a bad sport by default, and now that the novelty ran out and the metas have been established, we can see it clearly. What still makes mma viable is the presence of a handful of inherently entertaning (but off-meta) fighters that generate interest for the sport
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>>145161779
that is the cazzie narrative

tony was flushed from the easter wire incident and had been going downhill ever since
even against pettis and cowboy he sucked
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>man with hand in pocket
>feel cocky all time
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>>145161860
Basketball player for the LA Lakers
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>>145161860
Kobe Fucking Bryant you stupid bitch
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any wmma like this
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I heard call him Smotherman because he smother's men with his penis. Ths true?
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kek, you can actually get the announcer to say you fight thughjitsu in the fucking ufc
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>>145161860
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>thugjitsu
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>>145161860
Kobe Kobington
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>>145161903
>tattoos
YUCK
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mini mahal
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>>145161903
yes rei tsuruya
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Inbred headshape
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>>145161903
Katya Kojuhova
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>>145161903
mom mommy mommy milky
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Look at Jake Hadley's face, and his real nickname is obvious. The Universe screams out Jake "The Raped" Hadley. You know it's true.
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>>145161903
No brazza it is much easier for women like this to show bamhole than to train
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>turns up the volume
>hears Dominick Cruz's my-balls-just-dropped tiny voice
>turns down volume
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turn this shit off and put da lou on the fucking screen
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>>145161903
Kinda
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>>145161923
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>>145161923
Talmbout Kobe Ngannou?
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>>145161903
need an abg so bad
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Why did he name his son Kobe anyway
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>>145161961
She's retired
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>>145161261
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>MMA Guru
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ball safe so far
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GOATgannou makes Heem chuds sneethe
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>>145161986
ONE STEP CLOSER
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>>145162002
We don't say the turncoat's name here
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THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU, really revved up the redditors with his Hap, and Ace, joke.
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why do people spam porn in gamethreads
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>>145162030
Stop
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hadley is getting pieced up right now
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hadley got that farm serf physiognomy
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>>145162044
nothing wrong with giving your bro a cheeky boner
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>>145162051
What else did you expect from The Raped?
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>woman screaming in the back
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>>145161911
Fact checkers say this is TRUE
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>>145162073
>>145162058
>>145162030
>>145162002
>>145161946
Kys nigga
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>>145161503
Ynr that Jon Jones would have heem mgubmbu.
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>named smotherman
>isn't smothering man
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can this doo hapsplode already
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>>145162073
someone got raped?
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white kong vs black kong. what a fight
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poatan vs nganu is the fight to make
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>>145161844
>>I dont think I am
Ok, maybe I'm just being paranoid, enjoy the fights
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>>145162092
Reverse psychology
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>>145162099
Jake "The Raped" Hadley, you're watching him being assaulted right now.
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what's the benefit of the inside leg kick? there's so much meat inside the thigh does it even do anything at all?
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Tognoni always looks so scared of getting between the fighters at the end of the round
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>>145162080
there's a hap in the cage, merimutts must scream uncontrollably
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>>145162139
it gets close you your balls sometimes and they get two if you flinch
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>>145162134
what do you hate hadley?
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I made a bet of $1 in the nigger and I'm proud of it
Decimal odds 5
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How did a man get the last name "smotherman" centuries ago?
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>can't even fight a coon fairly
>has to kick him in the dick
hadley a pussy bitch
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Heem dat nigga in da dick
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Hadley is a bum
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>>145162161
wish I knew the fight changed beforehand. hadly is cheeks I would've bet on the monkey at those odds too
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the smotherman vs the pleasureman
who wins?
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God bless everyone who is able to watch mma Jesus. It's time to bed mma bros.
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>>145162155
There was definitely something about the Smotherman hard not to bet on the guy. Good luck!
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Jake “Da Racist White Power 1488” Hadley
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>>145162192
gay nigga
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>>145162167
his ancestors name was lucas motherman and someone misheard it
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lil monkey fella
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>>145162192
stay safe out there buddy
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>>145162178
I didn't knew both of them, but I checked the cartels and being so much a favorite didn't make any sense to me
I also won more than $20 on ngannou today
Total bank almost $80 lfgo
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>take your time but also I'll be back here to pressure in 5 seconds okay?
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>renny roo lost to ngubu
God damn it
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>>145162185
pleasureman has a finish over the greatest turkish fighter ever so I lean towards him ever so slightly
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>>145162156
I don't hate him. Just look at him. He's clearly The Raped.
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>>145162206
>>145162192
fucking dollar store Elias
they took the wrong one
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>>145162224
everybody who trains ufc has been diddled unfortunately
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Hadley frickin sucks
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>>145161441
I was talking about for Danny
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damn, hadley is doing really badly
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high IQ jake hadley
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*heems ur eye*
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heem eye pokey
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>>145162253
Owari da? It would be funny
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if you aren't taking your complimentary eye and meng heems you aren't trying
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WHERE'S NO NONSENSE WHEN WE NEED HIM?
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>>145162206
Maroon 5 lookin ass nigga
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1776 bros how are we feeling
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>fidgets like a faggot
>kick you in the dick
>gouges your eye
what a complete bitch
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Next he’s going to bite him
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hadley truly fights like an englishmen
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HEEM POKEY
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some people went to the apex hammered, based
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>>145162216
nice. my bets have been heemed lately let's hope pereira pulls through
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>gives you some used TP with vaseline on it to wipe your eye
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ref is a fag
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seriously though why is it always such a bitch to just give someone a fucking towel
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>>145162283
jej
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Is my cat cute lads?
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scouser strategy
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Can't they give him some water to rinse his eyes?
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>>145162302
You would have to so you could get through 3 WMMA fights in a row.
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why this nigga eyes chinese?
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They're gonna call it, NC.
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>>145162331
yeah it's a cute cat
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>>145162283
FUCKING DEAD
BONK
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SOMEBODY GET HIM SOME MILK
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augh my hecking eye
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>take your time
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Dana just said Francis should have been disqualified lmao
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holy shit a ref actually taking a point after giving a warning before
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Poke him again now that would be funny
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i've never seen them take a point from a cheating nigger, until now
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>oi m8 u fakkin heemin me yeh? oim finna doink ya in da eye.
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>>145162331
its mid
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>>145162302
it's based, gives the fights a barbrawl feel
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>>145162331
thiccc boi cat, thiccc boi nation~
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>>145162139
>there's so much meat inside the thigh does it even do anything at all?
Literally the opposite, there's less meat than on the outside and since the muscles there tend to be underdeveloped is a lot more sensitive than on the outside.
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dirty little english RAT
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Fuckin racist tayoni only taking a point cuz hes white
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When it's can vs can, the audience gets crushed...
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>>145162382
How did nigsis cheat?
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mokaev ducked this?
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>>145162382
Massive trvth nvke
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picks bros..
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>>145162331
fat
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>>145162331
every time I see a cat, it always reminds me of the time when I was a clueless sophomore in college and this cute black girl in the suite 2 over from mine used to always talk me up. one time I was coming back from class and she asked me if I wanted to come inside her suite and "see her kitty." I was like whoa you have a pet cat and she laughed and said no and then looked at me. I nervously laughed cuz I thought it was some kind of joke I didn't get and walked away

fucking CRINGE. she was so cute. so to answer your question, yes, it's a cute cat. now put it on a diet
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>just shoot it out there
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>>145162408
No, there's more meat. You want to hit meat, you want to avoid bone. You are using your bone to hit their meat. "Blocking" is just putting your bones in front of their bones.
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>>145162382
no he didn't
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How come I never see dudes go for eye pokes in street fights, they seem super effective?
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i would simply poke him in the same eye
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Many are saying that Dana should be fired, and THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU, should be hired in his place. It's also the consensus opinion on /heem/.
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>>145162331
Cats are pets for loser beta males
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>>145162382
Where did he say this?
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>>145162453
>and walked away
Absolutely brutal.
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>>145162469
street fights are generally between two straight individuals, the exact opposite of a poofc fight
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>>145162469
it's a tough skill to learn. all reliable eye pokers are elite fighters for that reason
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>>145161225
Fuck Dana
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>>145162331
i can barely see its face, but yes. fatter than mine though, god damn.
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz5l1QXI56E
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>>145162477
you wouldn't say that if islam maklechef was here right now
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I still think Smotherman is too far ahead but lets see.
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>>145162477
What bro you dont want a shit box in your house???
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>>145162469
street fighter lack fight IQ and technical mastery
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>>145162469
because street fights are literally 1 or 2 punches before hugging commences.
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THUGJITSU > Goode Auld English Pugilism
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i've zoned out this entire fight
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more like badley cuz this nigga is fighting badly
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>>145162520
In many ways human toilets are worse
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>>145162453
>. I nervously laughed cuz I thought it was some kind of joke I didn't get and walked away
if you barely talked to her then she was most likely trying to rob you with a group of niggas there. you did the right thing
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>>145162487
I had a lot of moments like that in college unfortunately, mexibro. I was a good looking guy (I unironically got a lot of attention) but I had self-esteem and social awkwardness issues and also body dysphoria issues (I was skinny fat). also I'm American and uncircumcised so at 19, 20 that bothered me too. in fact it bothered me until I finally had sex and the girl said nothing about it and went to town
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>>145162534
fighting style: hood
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fuck hadley can bitch go back to cry on cantender
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I lost interested after he got hit in the BBC
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>>145162537
same. how bad is hadley beating this doo on short notice?
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>>145162453
kek. everyone has moments like that m8
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>>145162505
>Death Before Dishonor
This dishonest little coward would piss his pants, and cry for mercy, if THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU, even glanced at him angrily.
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>>145162216
I'm down 1.6k today because a -1000 favorite on poofl got dominated
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>>145162477
If you live somewhere where there are mice, cats are basically a necessity.
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>>145162545
Cat niggas have a toilet and a cat shit box
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>>145162520
t. guy who picks up dog shit with his hands
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Smotherman is pillow fisted
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Dishonor before decision
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>>145162558
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I still think Ultimate Nut Heemers would be bigger than Powerslap
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>>145162382
source
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>>145162590
>t. guy who picks up dog shit with his hands
you pick up dog shit with your hands? that's disgusting
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Wonder if I should watch this gaypex card just to see pereira get humiliated...
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Hadley you absolute piece of shit
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>>145162590
I dont have pets. Thinking about getting a goldfish and keeping it in a cup of water
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new idea: UFC but you can only eyepoke and nutshot
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BAN THAT SCREAMING WOMAN
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I informed you of Hadley's true nature. It's clear for all with eyes to see.
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>>145162580
Fortunately I live in a first world country
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that was a pretty pathetic performance from hadley
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How was this bum retard the biggest favorite on the card?
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>>145162382
He's completely right.
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hadley is a low iq NONCE
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What a load of shit
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off to sleep bros enjoy the rest of the card
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Hadley has no gas tank
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>>145162662
Finally
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>>145162576
Não vale muito a pena apostar nos caras que são muito favoritos, risco alto para baixa recompensa. O que dá dinheiro é pegar um azarão que tem condições e tentar a sorte. Tipo esse negão de agora tinha odd 5, a cada 10 reais virava 50.

Ou o Michel Pereira mesmo que é bom para caralho e está com odd 2.1.
Apesar de que apostei uns R$248 no Ngannou hoje sendo favorito, mas achei que valia o risco.

Só que o que dá dinheiro é identificar os azarões que não deveriam ser azarões, cara que é favorito só por hype e na odd alta.
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I will never pick a brit again.
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jake hadley is the charles jourdain of bantamweight
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>>145162662
you're going to miss some good fights though!
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>>145162634
You live in a concrete jungle full of apes.
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I was bummed renan lost
But then I remembered ngubus son is screaming in hell so its all good
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>>145162625
Just make sure to boil it regularly.
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don't even bother posting it
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>>145162382
whered he say that?
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>>145162700
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>>145162617
Pereira is going to win, CHUD
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Cat is self conscious about her weight now. Thanks a lot
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>the baby killer
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Why did I ever pick a white brit
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>>145162700
why do you have this saved, pidor?
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this doo gay as hell
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>>145162469
this is genuinely a good question
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Dis doo already sound heemed
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how many more bings until ngumbo and renan?
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>>145162662
Good night sleepy brazza.
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shieet man fuck bro
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WHY IS HE STILL TALKING
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>>145162748
It's next week B
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>>145162700
did anyone else notice this seems a bit gay?
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smotherman has calmedy sidekick voice
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yeah man uhhh shit
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>>145162685
I only used him to hedge two of my parlays. But unfortunately poofl is a coin toss
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That's actually a bit touching.
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>>145162748
-1
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2 Sumudaerjis vs. 4 Johnsons
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more like yapperman amirite
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he should be smothered, man...
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That mark out interview just earned him a ten fight $10k/$10k contract.
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>>145162770
Yeah, that was nice, he's in the fucking UFC bros
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This is a prime example of why you don't get fat out of camp
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tf is on the back of bluds head?
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>ah shiet fuck doo yeah nigga yeah bruh shiet doo
MAKE IT STOP
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time for a lou masterclass
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sheeit im in da muthafuckin UFC nigguh
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It’s fucking sad that we’ll never know for sure how they do against eachother
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>>145162770
touch yourself negro
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>>145162768
Only time I lost 8000 BRL because Petr Yan lost and my parley was Yan, Chimaev and Volkanovski
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Why can’t they speak English?
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>>145162831
*starts gooning*
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>>145162825
We know for sure that Tom bodies them both.
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They told him it was the PFL all week only to surprise him today, very touching
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>>145162831
I always laugh imagining the shit you say in a German accent
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>>145162841
it's called a dialect you fucking chud
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>Laura Sanko creampie
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>>145162836
yikes.
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>>145162825
Asspinal would heem both at the same time.
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>>145162825
jones decisions magumbo
aspinall heems jones

magumbo aspinall coin flip
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>>145162847
We don't actually
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>>145162825
Ngannou chins Aspinall early
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>>145162871
I saw that video
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>>145162853
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THE da lou?
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>>145162873
why even bet a 1.09. the volatility in mma makes this literally a negative addition to a parlay
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charles jhonson is literally bobby green
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Heeminder that Kyler Philips' best career win was Raulian Paiva, Sean O'Malley's 15th best career win.
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>>145162757
>>145162773
thanks fellas, that fight was shit
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You could be watching the heems here, but you're a chud.
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>>145162825
All because the one in the middle ducked the other two
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>>145162873
>>145162768

I guarantee you've never heard of let alone seen half of those people fight, why would you bet on them?
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>>145162825
Jon beats them both easy
Aspinall Gubu coin flip
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>>145162889
parkin would also beat shitgannou
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>>145162894
Its not real
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>>145162873
>>145162900
Yes, when a guy is so much a favorite is a good bet to bet on the underdog or just ignore

Is more a 50/50 chance than it seems
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>>145162903
Yeah but Kyler and Sean are buds
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>>145162889
Aspinall has a giga chin. He baits people in by letting them hit him his chin is so good. Ngannou has no chance of beating Aspinall.
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it is a fucking dialect you fucking chud
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>>145162932
Don't say that...
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>>145162926
If that’s true it only makes it more pathetic that Jon ducked them
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>>145162926
Lmao jon has no good wins
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innerG is what bobby green pretends to be
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charls finna thugg on a chigga
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>>145162963
you have no good posts actually
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No based first round KOs tonight?
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>>145162926
how the hell does jon beat ngannou? ngannou actually knows how to wrestle unlike that retard gane
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DA LOU
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>>145162825
tom beats them both to death same night
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>>145162946
Hes a bad coach
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racist af
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>>145162984
ngubu.
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>>145162946
he's an okay coach
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skullet afro is a vibe fr
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AWE YEA WE FROM DA LOU
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Charles lookin zesty
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Bit racist
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>>145162937
>>145162918
>>145162900
I got greedy and stupid. This longshot is the only thing keeping me alive.

5/11 already hit. rest are Orolbai, Geoff Neal, Ankalaev, Topuria, Chimaev
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IS THAT A SKULLET
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>>145162983
Got more yous than anyone in this thread
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I can't stop thinking about her
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that official a peach b
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this might be a bad matchup for da lou he's a little chinny. but then again jamawldarji couldn't put schnell away
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>walking out to kung fu fighting vs a chinese opponent
DICEY DICEY
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>>145163029
all of those lose
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>>145163029
>11 legs parlay
get help, b
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THE PRIDE OF DA LOU
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>>145163029
125 BRL to win how much?
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>Just tuned in
>Every match so far has been a decision besides one submission
Did I dodge a shit card?
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jamahawal does not have anything better to do than hang out at the apex
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>>145162987
>>145163008
WHATUP
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>>145163041
child face on a mexican man's body
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>>145163080
3.5k
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>>145163089
he lives in the change room
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>>145163029
stop betting across cards
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im in the mood to see a chinaman get knocked out
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>>145163089
He's from Detroit so it checks out
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>>145163087
same here. we’re the lucky ones.
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>>145163089
Neither do we
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>>145163032
I need those feet in my mouth
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>>145162884
Maybe you don't but we do.
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What is this hairstyle called again?
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Didn't know they allowed purple shorts
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>>145163140
I had too look again to even notice. How do you not get lost in the tits and hips enough to even know if she has feet at all?
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skip to da lou
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>>145163171
JUST
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no no i don wan no twabble
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>>145163171
Zesty
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>>145163134
You think you know me
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>>145163104
Boa sorte
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these doos look huge for flyw
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>>145163032
quien es esta diablita chupasemen
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>>145163184
They made them for Brendan "Allen" Allen.
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>>145163064
Basharat, Orolbai, Geoff Neal and Ankalaev are all winning. I'll cash out before the Chimaev fight
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>>145163171
It's not balding nigga it's a cut frfr
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>>145163212
you wot
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>>145163218
>I'll cash out before the Chimaev fight
Whittaker heems Chimaev stiff
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>>145163087
>sport where safely point-fighting to a decision is the optimal way to win end up with most fights going to the scorecards
who would have thought, huh?
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da lou lookin sharp
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>>145163171
Come home.
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haircut lowkey fresh
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>>145163258
I reckon so too that's why I'll cash out
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>>145162825
are tommy heems them both unfortunately
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da lou could go down as a transformative figure in the sport of mma
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>>145163087
i didn't even realize one of the WMMA fights had a finish, i thought it went to a decision as well
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>>145163211
No speaky
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>>145163296
van was his mj vs poirier moment, he will go down as a complete bum who looked good occasionally.
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>He thinks that Kumsplat is fighting Whittaker
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>>145163212
They invented the purple shorts for Ian Garry. Brendan Allen got cucked with just purple lettering initially
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>>145163087
The Damage fight was a kino old bum fight
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BASED. I SAID EXTRA MF DUCK SAUCE PACKETS
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sumerfargi has no chin
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IMPLESSIVE
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sumudaerji was never the same after the schnell war
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why does johnson have grape soda shorts. that's racist
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HOLY BASED REF
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KINO
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should've made him stand
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maybe you should have just forced him to stand up, you retard
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i been sayin mark smiff the best nigga at reffin fo a minute b
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I'm almost 6 ft tall and in good shape. Working out and running 40k a week. I totally don't look like i love reading yuri manga. But i do. I learned japanese just to read raw yuri manga. My crush insists on knowing what my interests are and i for once want to be honest to the girl i like. Should i tell her? Or is it a mistake?
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>>145163383
20-18 Johnson
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litl bit kino brazza
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This is considered low skill for flyweight btw
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What a based bumfight.
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Jamahal looks like a retard in that cowboy hat kek
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>>145163449
>brazza
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>>145163440
kill yourself
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rare BJJ kino moment
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that upkick made him forget where he was at
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>>145163440
you need to learn how to frame things without being dishonest. Say that you are into learning languages.
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>>145163458
he looks like a retard without it as well
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@145163440
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>>145163455
being a real one > skill
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>>145163477
beast of a double b, chegg'd
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Why do jon jones and jamalol. two negroes from nowhere near the south or west always be wearing cowboy hats? Has negro fashion also started stealing from whitey?
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>>145163467
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Johnson winning this?
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<----------
Do THIS.
<----------
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>>145163538
i have him up 2 but he always ends up in sketch decisions
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>>145163440
my ex got me into fucked up yaoi/BL manhwas tell her
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I dont think I've ever seen this chigga win a fight. He looks decent but then always ends up just being a bum
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I was rooting for Charles, but since Jamma Hall is is friend, I want him to lose now
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>>145163522
tbf jon has lived in NM for a while
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WO LA!!! BING BA!!!
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>>145163566
he's won like 3 fights in the last 6 months
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cool fight
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>>145163522
Keeps the sun off your neck
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split for johnson. that knockdown fucked sumerdarji
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kino
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Pyfer vs Pereira is unironically a 50/50 fight.
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>>145163605
yeah but they are black why do they care?
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that little asian got that dawg
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actually a good fight
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2-1 for the chinaman but I'm expecting a d'amto-esque split for johnson
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Da Lou's bum nature reared it's head this fight. Going to be some ugly score cards
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>>145163619
Im black and I like keeping the sun off my neck
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i have been riding with da lou since his debut
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>johnson judo throw a double leg takedown
Based as fuck.
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>>145163620
y'are whatchu eaten b
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The WMMA fights before this have been just as good. /heem/ is sexist.
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>>145163648
OOOOH
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>>145163522
When did they start wearing shoes?
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CHILLS
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>>145162825
Easy win for Tom wins if Marc Goddard referees.
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1 Font vs. 3 Phillips
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Pauler Gang, our boy has linked up with THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU. Need it, or keep it???
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>>145163697
damn, he hasn't even lost to pantoja yet. give him a title shot next
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fake fight
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based
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If the poofc told cumshit he'd have to shave his beard and expose his incel chin do you think he'd just go fight in brave or whatever macca's league mokaev is in ?
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>>145163697
the man who saved flyweight
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>save 10$ on ufc 308
Kek
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Where do they find this NPC music they play before ads?
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>>145163795
i found a way to save 80
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never

EVER

watching slap shit
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>>145163672
these kinds of arguments are too easy when you go to fundamentals b, I try to meet them halfway.
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>>145163795
>>145163809
buy the PPV chuds
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>Paige VanZant is back
i'm sure that will lead to hype
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When did PVZ do fucking power slap kek
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>>145163838
Some Saudi is going to take a shit on her while Austin watches
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>>145163809
DO NOT REDEEM
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>thursday night slaps
I'll bring the gamethread
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is phillips mexican?
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philips(jesus) vs font(muhammad)
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>Kyler
Zesty.
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the fact that paige vanshart wasted her life on fuckin mma and onlyfans is pretty grim. It's not that sad when some ugly tranny ruins her life but some of thsese chicks shoulda just been poppin out keeds nowamsayn
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whats up everybody it's critikal
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damn he loses all the zestiness when his hairs braided
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if your highlight win is beating garbrant then maybe you dont have any highlights at all
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>>145163905
She's rich how is that wasted?
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>>145163874
IC9
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someone make the new thread
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>>145163911
KEK
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>>145163927
so youre not attracted to him with braided hair is what youre saying
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>>145163905
she's made me coom countless times. I wouldn't call it a waste
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>>145163874
White Male Asian Female byproduct
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>>145163935
and what is the point of being "rich" beyond upper middle class? with her looks she could've just married some dude who provided that level of lifestyle.
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canor with the bantz agen
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>>145163976
aka BEAST and distinguished GENTLEMAN
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>every time you see font get beat it's because he gets taken down
except for the time chito beat him half to death
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Ok but which font is he?
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>>145163935
Rich but to what end?
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>shito
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two minutes for someone to make a serious new thread or I'm doing an olivi feet thread
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The fuck is this guy doing
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Old man Rob Font being sacrificed
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let the thread ride to 1000
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>>145163978
>>145164032
poorfag cope
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Where are that faggot that use to dance after winning the fights?
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>>145164090
I guarantee I have more money and am from a wealthier background than you.
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>>145164068
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>>145164096
Johnny walker has passed away unfortunately
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this is a concession of defeat
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>>145164120
Lmao
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>>145164137
I don't accept it.
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Rob Bunt
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i knew font was done when he got chinned by shito
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This fight sucks compared to the last midget fight
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>>145164145
>>145164120
you guys are laughing but which brazil doesn't dance like a girl?
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>>145164165
>>145164165
>>145164165
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>>145164115
that's something an indian would say
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>>145164157
>midget
5'8 is pretty average
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le jab man with no chin or wrestlin'
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>>145164181
saar
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>>145162825
Tom breaks two bucks on the same night.



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