old>>145147380
Doyers
kwab
WE DID IT
SUBWAY SERIESCONGRATS YANKS
Can the Yankees win against the mexicans though?
I just want to gently penetrate Freddie's fragile twink bussy
*blocks your path in Hebrew*
THE NEW YORK YANKEES
>All three of the teams left are going to offer Soto $800 million at least
>>145170038>kwabSneed.
doyers
WORLD. SERIES.BOUND!FIRST WORLD SERIES IN 15 YEARSFIRST SINCE I WAS A KID AND THAT ILL ACTUALLY REMEMBERLETS FUCKING GO BROS
>yankees-dodgers world series>implying
>>145170022Well we just witnessed the death of baseball as a sport. This shit is WWE tier now with how fucking rigged that was.Fucking disgusting. Fuck this.
>>145170022Yankees are the Real Madrid of baseball without the actually consistent winning
>>145170038Kek he trully done
Mets/Yankees or Dodgers/Yankees. Doesn’t matter. I just want flyovers and southerners to commit mass suicide
>>145170058Cashman is Catholic
>>145170058Why are Jews so fucking ugly and revolting in every way? Cashman is 1000% Jewish btw
>>145170083Proxy off Panama
Look at this fucking slob Cashman put on a suit dickhead
>>145170070Congrats I was pulling for you guys. I hope Yankee bros will support us tomorrow, we need a subway series
>>145170083You didn’t watch the WS last year
>the most historic franchises in baseball history>the most historic WS matchup>which hasn't happened in 42 years>biggest stars in baseball>makes flyover shitters seethe>will save baseball>will probably never happen again in your lifetimeExplain to me why is this a bad thing again?
Yankdgers where we at?
>coasties bragging about winning the civil war and taunting southeners when it was a Midwestern war, started and won.*stares down upon you with that great lakes gaze*
>>145170038HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145170083holy fucking seethe
Goddess position with Lauren Jbara
>>145170083It’s been rigged since 2016
I don't get it. Judge doesn't seem any better than Stanton or Soto. Why is he the MVP?
Los Angeles vs New York City a tale of two cities
would it be stupid to say i actually think the mets would be a tougher matchup for the yankees?just think the mets pitching would match up against this team better. i understand freddie mookie and ohtani are generational but….idk. something feels off for the yankees if they face the mets.
28 SOON LADS
>>145170083Thhhhheeeee Jankees....WIN
>>145170083RIGGI BEISBOLTINI
>>145170127when my dodgers clinch tomorrow they'll give it to ohtani when tommy edman should objectively be the mvp
>>145170131Sodom and Gomorrah
>>145170109This is bait but if you unironically want this you are a loser. There is nothing “historic” about the “Los Angeles” Dodgers facing the “New York” Yankees. This is not the 1950s
>>145170118What are you doing in Germany? Assuming you’re not using a proxy. I know Ohio is a rustbelt dump but still
So who you guys got in the Subway Series rematch? Do the Mets finally get revenge?
>>145170109Because we only want small market teams in the world series, like last year when the... uh... who played last year again?
>>145170124What retard decided 2023 then? Hopefully that retard was fired.
HOLOLIVE DOYERS
>>145170022Bros this is too much to handle
A STANTONIAN ALCS MVP
If the Yankees win the WS do you think Cashman will be like “welp, job well done!” And then just not engage in the Soto bidding war?
Is baseball back?
>>145170022Without flyover folks, you would starve.
>>145170149lol you're a chud. as if the fucking o'malley family didn't own the dodgers thru their move to LA for years
>>145170180Not yet. two more wins
I’m from Texas and I literally did not see any Rangers hats until they made it in the WS. Everyone was wearing Astros snapbacks
I am pro Cardinals and you should be too
>>145170089see and remember>>145170118Remember The Monument You Built And Maintain On The Eastern Seaboard Remember That You Shall NEVER lump up in with southrons no matter what happens in our lands
>>145170094He's actually not somehow, top Nazis have investigated.
>>145170191I’m Catholic tho
G I A N C A R L Ono le me se….S T U M P A R L Oa STANTONIAN alcs mvp award
LA vs NYFake tans vs fake smiles Pacific vs AtlanticTacos vs Egg Creams California roll vs New York stripBorder hoppers vs turnstile jumpers$5000 a week to live in a surfboard vs $5000 a week to live in a fire hydrantDriving vs Walking
Good to see Giancarlo smiling. He got bullied into dumping his gf because she was an onlyfans girl
I don't know how anyone can watch that Soto homerun and think it's legitimate. That shit was a fly out that kept going. Fucking juiced balls
Aw Judge looks like he doesn't wanna talk because he knows he hasn't done much.
>>145170188What made Yankees vs Dodgers meaningful in the early 1900s was that it was two communities that shared a city united under baseball. Yankees were the clear champion and the Dodgers the clear underdog. Just say you’re a newfag next time.
Ironically the script was probably a Dodgers vs Phillies NLCS before the Yankees vs Dodgers world series, but the Phillies just kept swinging and fucked up the script.
>>145170188https://slurs.info/slur/chud
>>145170154long story
>>145170038STUPID STINKY CUMSOX PANAMA HAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145170022Ayooo..... Soto gonna be paid big money. Soto probably would have walked if he was on SD under sleepy bomel, sadly. Damn. Get Soto and Tim hill a WS ring please <3 I guess grishit too......
>>145170218They don't juice the balls, they use a small army of remote control gnats who direct the ball at pivotal moments
>>145170213Kek I’m from California and I would change Fake tans to Fake tits/ass
>>145170218>b-but you always know a hr from the sound!Shut up bitch
Stanton looks goofy in that tiny jacket.
>the yankess organization was BORN to play in the world series>it is their BIRTH RIGHT
>>145170238shut the fuck up faggot, this is a serious issue but you just want to meme. fucking kill yoursel
>>145170215They’re the same person. They broke up because it would be impossible for them both to appear in the same room together
What if >we choke tomorrow?
>>145170213LA has better food
>>14517013928 SOON>28 SOON28 SOON>28 SOON28 SOON>28 SOON28 SOON>28 SOON28 SOON>28 SOON28 SOON>28 SOON
>>145170225nobody wants to watch your mets play the yankees in the world series, no matter how hard you try to convince people
>>145170237Glad you’ve come around 2huspie
>>145170191zased
>>145170258Then you still have one more game to un-choke.(LGM)
>>145170240plenty of fake tits and ass in ny
>>145170258>ifDave Roberts is still breathing
>>145170251its actually just magnets in the balls
Doggies finally winning a real win, yipeee!expect a 4-3 doggie win, with the home team winning each game
>>145170240Agreed. Fake tans are a Florida thing (ironically)
>>145170237Soto already has a ring tho?
We are so fucking back
>>145170213Paying $30 for parking at the stadium vs Taking the subway
>>145170247So true, Mike!
>>145170251Money talks, baby.
I KNEEL BASED FAGGOT MIKE
>>145170215mid. she cant even hide those eye bags with makeup
unironically think the yankees have a better chance against the dodgers than mets.
#28 this year boys.
>>145170288that was pre 2hu baseball watching days
They don’t put juice in the balls to make them go farther. That doesn’t even make sense I mean try hitting an orange with a bat and see how far it goes.
>>145170251>a serious issueit's just sports bro
its not a lock for tomorrow please stop jinxing us. we love choking in the postseason. do not hype us up
>>145170267Oh so your shitty ass team has already been eliminated then, gotcha
>>145170288Padres 2hu is nu, please understand
>>145170309Unfortunately I am too strong and the orange exploded when I hit it
>>145170087So they aren’t like Real Madrid at all then…what a dumb comparison.
SPREAD THE NEWSYANK THE JEWS
>>145170309wow you're right that doesn't work at all
Francesa would much rather see a yankees dodgers world series. he's getting a boner thinking about it kek he hates the mets
>>145170317It’s all eyes on us doyerbro
FWACACA EL BEISBOL ES MI CASA SU CASA ARREPA
>>145170300Can’t wait to watch Faggot Mike vs Ohtranny!
>>145170300his best "stat" is his gigantic feminine ass. it's insane
Faggot Mike MVP
game 3 was cleveland's world series
>>145170314it's just THE YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but if they had lost i'd agree
Boone I take it all back
>>145170149>There is nothing historic about a situation that hasn't happened in 40 yearsBrother
>>145170070Based AI
>it's up to new yorkplease crush them like you did googleteach them their place
>>145170357jealous of the dumpy
>>145170364The Rangers facing the Diamonsbacks was totally historic too bro
but why do they call him faggot mike?
>>145170306Well get one for Tim Hill, he beat colon cancer and a very likeable guy who said he hated the Dodgers. Grisham.... Ehh... Well... Reverse that Milwaukee wildcard choke against Nats Soto.>>145170268NY should thank SD for making it possible to get you to the WS. Man, we really were held back by Bob Melvin. If we didn't trade Soto, we probably would have Waldron and who the fucking pitching lol
>the shitty of cleveland
>>145170383Retard
>>145170344If it's Yankees-Mets I hope the Yanks destroy them.
https://old.reddit.com/r/baseballcirclejerk/comments/1g6i977/outjerked_in_rask
>>145170383and nobody cared. and nobody watched. it was boring.
>>145170384I’m not sure but I am assuming he must be gay
Yanks match up incredibly well against the Dodgers inferior pitching right?
>>14517036440 years is totally arbitrary. You’re not wrong to come to that conclusion considering it’s baseball and writers consider everything “historic”
>>145170416yes. we are getting #28 this year
Reminder if faggot Mike wins a ring he is 1000000% a lock to be in the HoF
>>145170022>>145170089Jackie Robinson did steroids
>>145170384On account of all the dicks he sucked, it was a lot
>>145170383Woah wait! That actually happened?! When?!
>>145170213>Fake tansHow domyou have a fake tan living in a town like LA?
>>145170236What is the difference between Red Sox hotdogs and Yankee hotdogs? They don't sell Red Sox hot dogs in October.
>>145170103I want to see Grimace filling Gura up with his special shake.
>>145170416Dodgers will win if they make it because I am a Giants fan and it’s our year to suffer
I just can't see Soto going anywhere. I think he'd even take slightly less to stay with the Yankees.
>it's gonna be a subway series slurpfest
so if that yankees dodgers matchup happens, literally who do /mlb/ neutrals root for? the yankees?
>>145170317You gotta believe. No hype, but you gotta believe.
>no cleveland sports radio mocking
The Rangers/Diamondbacks World Series was the most historic world series probably of all time. That was the first time they ever faced each other in the World Series for the entire history of their ballclubs, you know?
>>145170447I root for a nuke
>>145170022bad guys won, this whole league is shot, hope the rating are worth it cause the soul has been removed
>>145170450...anon I have ptsd
No seriously guys. Who played in the WS last year?
>>145170458too small of a market. nobody cares about cleveland
>>145170458>Mocking the mistake on the lakeHave some class, they are a long suffering people.
Gotta love how Jomboy exposed the Astros 2017 cheating scandal but he won't touch the Yankees juiced balls scandal because he's a Yankee fan.
>>145170444yeah hes a lifelong yankee. cashman and hal will throw money at him
Finally the real bad guys of the sport are back for their spot. Was bored of the midcard Astros getting a main event run.
>>145170462Nah, bad guys rightfully lost. The Tribe will break the Cubbies drought record now that they inherited it by losing to them. God has willed it, they're forever losers.
>>145170462>the soul has been removed>the """soul""" in question
>>145170444Padres and Yankees should trade with each other. Please take fucking Bogey and Cronenworth away from us man, absolute albatross contracts.
are there any baseball historians here?if the Dodgers win would Yankees vs Dodgers be the world series match up with the most hall of flame players in (X) years? 7 potential hall of famers (Kershaw, Ohtani, Judge, Soto, Freeman, Betts, Cole) then you have Stanton has a fringe candidate
>>145170447I don't care just no lolmets
>>145170440we’ve suffered enough
>>145170482Little reminder breakdown. I’m not ESPN. I’m not FOX Sports. I make whatever videos I wanna make, if you think I wanna spend forty minutes making a fucking video of the Yankees losing, editing it, analyzing it, talking over it, posting it, why the fuck would I wanna do that? Quit crying non-stop. I’m a biased Yankees fan. I run the channel. I make the videos. You guys can stop acting like I have some fucking code to live up to. I don’t owe you nothing. I ain’t making videos I don’t wanna make. So shut up.
>>145170475>Who played in the WS last year?i think it was rays/dbacks
>>145170446le soobway series would actually get less viewers than dodgers Yankees.>>145170447I'm rooting for good baseball.
>>145170498I don't see how Stanton doesn't get in with his post season performance this year.
>>145170482>>145170503
>>145170492>he thinks this wasn't a soulful postseason matchupyou don't like baseball
>>145170498Smith too
>>145170497Gib Profar!
>>145170440>>145170501dont worry jints im sure.... buster posey..... can ....yeah... its over. be glad you saw that 2010s dynasty
>>145170511This is code for “my team was eliminated”
>>145170482Based Jomby
>>145170447
>>145170497All of those short stops who all got signed recently are terrible contracts. Swanson, Bogerts, Turner, Correa. All stink. Especially Trea, he's a lazy bum.
>>145170520did you watch last years world series? easily the most boring slurp fest of all time. in fact, nobody even remembers it, it was that fucking boring
>>145170535Dodgers might get Adames
>>145170498every player is in the hall of fame if you really think about it
>>145170540Adolis walkoff in game 1 was pretty cool
>>145170524well you might as well include Yamamoto at that point kek>>145170515Idk I'm not a HOF buff. He'll have an MVP, 2 SS, ALCS MVP. Maybe if he gets to 500 HR (longshot) I'm sure someone has a better idea
>>145170520It was fucking shit, and the rags best player that world series was a mercenary but you don't care because it's not an LA or NY team
>>145170526Yes please, he wasn't clitch in playoffs, being a big baby agaisnt Dodgers pitching. Take cronenworth too, he's fucking ass man.
>>145170528Not really. Usually there's a team to root for/against but Dodgers Yankees is hard to pick.
>>145170498if stanton ends up with 500 homers he is a hall of famer
>>145170540>>145170492>>145170520even "rangers" fans don't remember that they won a world series last year.
>>145170503Wow it’s really Jimby!
is the 11 even a good Japanese player or just a gambling addict cunt who the media saw fit to elevate
>>145170554So what your saying is your team didn’t make the postseason
The Yankees won that ballgame. In enemy territory.
was so hyped up after the game that i had to go let a load out. let out one of the strongest, most ball emptying, anus puckering, yellowy loads of my entire life.yankee bros…anyone else THIS hype?
>>145170550Too early for him but if his career ERA is under 3.2 after 6 years he'd be fringe at worst
*calls the umps*boys, let LA win
>>145170573Yes they did. They kept swinging and swinging yet didn't hit the ball bunch because they were swinging at shit.
>>145170573you're talking to a neutral observer retard
>>145170535I wouldn't call Correa Swanson or Turner terrible, its just the Xander one
>>145170482I remember watching the video and then looking up who he rooted for afterwards, absolute cornball, he had a hard on the entire video. How mad is he they got to keep the trophy then also won another one a couple years later without getting caught? He acted like they were the only team that ever cheated in history, it was all a media campaign to besmirch a up and coming powerhouse team the MLB didn't deem worthy to be winning. All teams cheat, some just get caught.
On one hand I want my mets to win.On the other the idea of Dodgers fans making an anime shark girl their luck totem after this year is just too funny to pass on.
>>145170592not even umps can save the doyerpacosalso ohtranny is bettering on the yankees so hes taking a dive lol
>>145170515yankees get in the hall for free because of the sports (((writers)))
>>145170551>you don't care because it's not an LA or NY teamcorrect
>>145170592Who are they going to rig the WS for if it’s LAD vs NYY
>>145170447we sit by and hope for inevitable stupidity
jomboy fucks ya
>>145170520I'm a Rangers fan and I admit it was boring after Game 12011 was actually historic because of what came out of it even though my team lost
>>145170596Turner can't hit, field, run, and refuses to bunt. It's bad. He should be moved to LF or maybe CF but he's probably too lazy to do that.
>>145170584its too early for him yet you're putting will smith in the hall? lol
>>145170594totally
jomboy got the genny in a seethe!
>>145170610Probably LA since the election is happing this year. They’re not liberal teams
Francesa thinks it would be a tragedy if the mets beat they yankees in the world series
>>145170629HERE’S JOHNNY
>>145170618Smith has proven himself over 6+ years and not many great catchers out there so you might as well...I'm biased anyways, Smith is my favorite Dodger
>>145170617turner hit .295 with 21 HR, I wouldn't call that terrible. it'll probably start to look bad in a couple years though, I'll give you that
I'm sure we'll have the most interesting WS since 2016, I'm so hyped.
>>145170642CUBS MENTIONED!!!!!1
>coping LAD/NYY fans getting uppity about what a 'real' World Series is now that their teams are actually doing what they should be doing every yearembarrassing
>>145170638It would be a national tragedy.
>>145170638mets wont even beat the doyers
>>145170641.295 with 21 homers is what I would call really fucking good
>>145170642my cubbie bears won that one!
Taking it one game at a time
ONLY IN OHIO
>>145170645
>>145170646It’s fans of neither team
>>145170642
Thank God for Jomboy
No matter the outcome of the owl, cubgersetskees WIN
>>145170089“Do it again, Uncle Billy.”
>yankees fans glazing an e-celeb
>>145170615Well yeah 2011 was great, but last year was a great too. Two underdog teams beating the odds to make it to a World Series. The series was boring. I'd rather watch that than the obvious outcome
>>145170691Based!
>>145170687Let's spread the love!
Jomboy's basically the best YouTuber out there
>>145170646Mets are out spending both this season...
>>145170646What self loathing from the most expensive roster in baseball
>>145170171
jomboy: cringeJAKE: based af
i'm ready for the jomseries
Jomboy here!!
>>145170718only the most expensive because theyre paying Verlander and scherzer NOT to play for them
>>145170642Every World Series since /sp/ creation>2008Kinda boring>2009Fun even though Stanks won it>2010Boring but Wedds>2011Kino, Game 6 and 7 are a time capsule of its own>2012Utter dogshit>2013Underrated, Sox bullpen was rock solid>2014One of the best I've ever seen>2015Good redemption from 2014>2016Not as soulful as 2014 but more kino than 2011 by a hair>2017*>2018Half *>2019KINO FROM TOP TO BOTTOM>2020Coof, Cash is a retard>2021That Braves team was fun, World Series could have been better though>2022Lame after Game 3>2023Game 1 was based, Games 2-5 were a snoozefest
Reminder that Jomboy just stole bad lip reading sports edition videos and limited it to baseball the most boring sport in the world. What a hack
Long term mega deals are such a bad idea. Look at trout, nigga got paid for 10 years and at best he’ll play 4 if you add all the time together. Same with Stanton. Same with Judge. Ohtani the two way player is just a one way and will have another Tommy John. I say, 1 year contracts and fantasy drafts every year fuck it. It would be more entertaining
>>145170685>>145170675>>145170665>>145170645We even had Rizzo beating Cleveland's ass again.
Jomboy in the hizzouse!
I've been predicting a Yankees/Dodgers world series for MONTHSI knew after the shit ratings from last year's world series that Manfred couldn't pass up an Ohtani vs Judge/Soto WS matchup
>>145170206Yes don't lump Texas in with rust belt thirdies please.
JOMBOY JOMBOY JOMBOY I NEED MORE JOMBOY CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145170752his AB looked great, I’m really hoping he can keep it up in the WS
>>145170752Rizzo owns Lindor
Hey Jimby, would you care to comment on correct glory hole etiquette at Yankee stadium? You do or don’t wipe the hole first
>>145170741>Cash is a retardtrvke
sick em jomboy
>>145170576>yellowyAnon...
there are legitimate gloryhole stalls at yankee stadium and im tired of people not talking about it. heard moaning and whimpering during the 7th inning stretch on the second deck left field bathroom.
>>145170715>>145170718>they think I'm a mutts fanLol, lel even
>>145170775Is this a Mets over Doyers prediction?
Gleyber wants to fuck Linda Jbara
>>145170498Maybe 2019. Turner, Soto, Scherzer and maybe Strasburg depending on how the writers treat his career ending injury against his HoF tier ability he showed. Then Altuve, Verlander, Cole, Grenke on the Astros with possible Bregman, Correa and Yordan additions in the future. Im saying this about the Astros thinking that the MLB writers are cucks and wont hold the cheating scandal over the heads of the Astros players.
>>145170766hola ese, habe yoo lee.. uhh, ingles?sprichst du Amerikan?ich will ein Taco, pour favour
>>145170811Just like me fr.
WHERE ARE MY YANKEE BROS ITS FUCMKING HAPPENING!
>>145170752I for one am rooting for the Jankees, if only because three ex-Cubes are on there and Rizzo deserves another ring, and to be drowned in all the Italian pussy he can handle on Arthur Street.
>>145170811Who doesn’t, she cute
>>145170817strasburg isnt a hall of famer
Is Rizzo white?Is Recker white?
>Mets torch doyer bullpen in game 6 >yamameatball in game 7 with a spent bullpentprofit.
Well, Manfraud mainstream media is getting what he wants: a gay ass Series that nobody that aren't special ed students will watch
>>145170844are you?
YOU AINT NEVAH HAD NO KYNA PUSSY TIL YOU HAD AUT’ENDIC ‘TALIAN JERSEY PUSSY IT SMELLS LIKE CURRY AND MASH I FUCKIN LOVE IT MARRON
>>145170844Riszo looks like my older half brother. He gets really tan but he's white as fuck so id says he's white
>>145170405I watched and I was entertained.
Will Jomboy ever give us the shout-out we deserve?
>>145170830We in here.
>>145170855Is Recker white?
get em jomboy
>>145170867he wears pro women shirts. why would he shout out this place? jomboy is reddit personified
I think it’s important that Manfred’s gets more money as a reward for the good job he’s doing on the MLB stuff
At least the Baseball World Series happens during the CFB/NFL/NBA/NHL season so I don't have to watch this shilled corporate money making piece of shit series
How will /mlb/ react if the dodgers blow a 3-1 lead?
ME AN RIZZO AN SAL AND MORTY WHEN DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND FOR HAND HOLDING AND AUTHENTIC NEW YORK DUWOGS I MEAN CMON YOU AINT NEVER HAD PICKLED PIGS ASSHOLES STUCK IN A TUBE UNTIL YOU HADDEM IN NEW YORK
jomboy, jombies, jomberz, jombo, jim bob, jimbilly, jimbo
Yankees, you better rig for SD next year if you get your 28th ring this year. And some players too. Love doing business with you. Party well Yanks.
>>145170879uh I don't know anyone that looks like him so no
>>145170890>BLOWING A 3-1 LEAD>TO THE METS
Gotta give it up to the Guardians they got some great nicknames over there.
just get me to new jomboy content
>>145170890Homolive posters would never recover.
>Growing up in Upstate New York, Manfred was a fan of the New York Yankeesreally makes the gears turn
15 years without a trip to the World Series. 13 years without a championship for NYC teams. A lifetime by our standards.No one knows or gives us credit for what we've suffered and what humiliations we've had to endure. No more. The Yankees are back where they belong. The place they were when I was growing up in the golden age of New York Sports.I'm so happy. Hopefully the Giants go get a win tomorrow too and send Snakequon BenedictArnoldley back down the Turnpike with his tail between his legs.
>>145170127Judge carries team to playoff. Team puts in the work in October. It’s symbiotic.
>>145170889What do you mean you don't want to watch the equivalent of Mcdonalds vs. Burger King?! That's sovvless and not le based!!
>>145170830WEEEEE BAAAALIIIN.Goodnight im going to a pub.
>JOMBOY JOMBOYdamn yankees fans showing their true reddit colors
Apologize to Jomboy
>>145170890i will personally make sure you never forget it
>>145170912yeah ill give credit to the indians they could probably beat both those bum ass NL teams
>>145170936Are you a New Yorker?
>>145170890>mets get to dodgers bullpen in game 6>yamamameatball in game 7 with spent pen it’s happening
YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH YOU SHOULD TRY LIVIN IN DA CITY I GOT RAPED FOURTEEN TIMES ON DA SUBWAY BETWEEN DYCKMAN STREET AND THE PWARK AND I DIDNT EVEN GET THE PISS SMELL ON MY SHOES HOW ABOUT THAT HUH SOME KANSAS CITY COWBOY WOULDA GOT COVERED IN PISS NOT LIKE US IN DA BRONX DOE
>>145170933Based
>>145170935Call me crazy, subway series would be worth watching a couple games
>>145170952>pubhe's not a new yorker
When Jomboy speaks, the people listen.
>>145170211So happy for him to get his time in the sun. Fuck yeah
At least I live in a beautiful Cleveland suburb instead of a $5,000 per month closet in the bronx
I'll root for the Yankees if it's a Subway Series.I'm not rooting for the team with the most normalfag fanbase
>>145170931>lose to Padres>lose to Mets>lose to Yanks in the WSThere is no round the Doggies could lose in where their rivals won't mock em
>>145170933
>>145170966I guess if I were a Europoor I’d want to use a USA VPN for genny purposes
jomboy here AMA
phillies cheap asses ran it back with harper, castellanos, and a bunch of swing happy crackers instead of signing soto btw
>>145170933No one can imagine the pain the highest payroll in baseball Yankees who spent the last three decades buying championships had to go through. Truly an underdog cinderella story.
>>145170975woah hey the bronx isnt expensive. it's a cheap dump. 5k a month youre thinking of manhattan
The only good outcome of a NYY/LAD series is one team losing in heartbreaking fashion leading to riots
>>145171001>Dominicans or Mexicans doing itHmmm
>>145170989Would Recker let me hit if I asked?
>a beautiful Cleveland suburb
>>145170955Dubs confirm
>>145170981based mets and their normal productive fanbase
>>145170907>uh I don't know anyone that looks like him so noWhat do you mean by this?
>Yankees and Dodgers fans are foreignersabysmal state
>>145170933but anon NYCFC won three years ago!
“Rizzo” a story about Antknee Rizzo by Franz Kafka
Let the Yankees go bankrupt by signing Soto for $1 billion.
>>145170975>beautiful>ClevelandNeed to lay off the opioids and get to bed, anon! That walmart job needs you in bright and early tomorrow!
>>145171022I went pumpkin picking and had sex with my wife today.
>>145170999Was born and raised in the Lower Hudson Valley. My great grandparents were Italian immigrants off the boat who built this damn thing and I haven't forgotten that or anyone in the Italian/Irish Catholic community I grew up in. Stay mad.
>>145171008>Would Recker let me hit if I asked?Hit what?
>>145171044He's more than earned it with that home run
>>145171051His big feminine ass
>>145171049>My upbringing is the Yankees realitythese guys can't be real
>>145170981There are more yankees fans than mets fans.Not only does that mean there are more normalfag yankees fans, there are proportionately more as well because they're attracted to what's popular
>>145171044Ohtani is too soft to play here unlike Matsui who was a great and honorable Yankee.>shiku shiku New York is too tooi from my ouchi ToTWasn't a problem for Matsui.
>>145171049Should probably get deported back, at least that shithole city would be decent to live in.
>no Meredith celebrating dancing naked covered in champagnedisappointing
>>145171066>His big feminine assHow can a man have a feminine ass?
>>145171092big ass = feminine
>>145171071New York City would be a utopia if Italian mobsters were still the ones keeping order.
>>145171070Padres need more japanese players now that we gonna lose HSK. Hoping we get Snell and Sasaki. Definitely sign Snell no that Musgrove is recovering TJ.
>>145171092it's like a feminine penis
Brayan Rocchio's story will come out some day and the world will know. He's from Venezuela and made only $740k this season. His family has been held hostage by gangs there and the Yanks paid them off and rescued them, in exchange for him throwing the ALCS.
Cause if there's more to life than baseball, I don't want to live at allIf there's more to life than picking fights with the TV over callsAnd they say the world's your oyster, I wish that I could have em allCause if my oysters full of poison, I'll keep callin strikes and balls
>>145171092see faggot mike!
>schizo fag posting has started againi'm outta here. even reddit has better baseball discussion than this shithole
>The Bronx was named after Jonas Bronck (c.1600–1643), a European settler whose precise origins are disputed. Documents indicate he was a Swedish-born immigrant from Komstad, Norra Ljunga parish in Småland, Sweden, who arrived in New Netherland during the spring of 1639kino
ahem... ohtani.
>>145171124That's right Waco literally happened in Venezuela. Janet Reno and Rob Manfred were there too
Manaea is going to get shelled tomorrow. Screencap this post.
I need a gapin
>>145170814>NewIt's gonna look like that every season now, just like the NFL and Lombardi trophy in every super bowl year
Manaea is going to pitch well for 6 tomorrow. Screencap this post.
I'm gonna kill myself anons
Manaea is going to eat a cobb salad for lunch tomorrow. Screencap this post
>>145171049>Lower Hudson Valley>the Italian/Irish Catholic community I grew up inlol i think we might have grown up in the same town anon
Manaea is getting MINDFUCKED tomorrow. Screengape this post.
urg gakt
>>145171177>>145171195Who mindfucked Manaea?
>>145171195>>145171177Mobile screen shotted that bitch.
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>>145171210Eastchester
you called?
Cleveland was the last of the good guys...
Recker MINDFUCKED Manoah
Hey guys
>>145170551You're a queer
>>145170447The Dodgers. Neutrals like Ohtani more than Judge.
>>145171234>Recker MINDFUCKED ManoahWho mindfucked Manaea?
>>145171238nothing more gay than last year's world series
>>145171049Ayy I grew up in Cortlandt
>>145171232Cleveland Sports lost the moral high ground the second they threw Baker Mayfield out like trash so they could sign The Peanut Oil Man to the worst contract in NFL history
>>145171246tomorrow we will find out....
>>145171226no fucking way, we actually did, it's a small worldfun fact my uncle taught me: there's a building over in tuckahoe that used to be a speakeasy where babe ruth would go to get wasted and gamble
>>145171247Butt hurt Astros fan is butthurt
>>145171255They were cooked the moment they changed their name.
Reminder that Manaea is part Samoan
wow, i totally forgot the jays made the yoffs last year
dads won the Soto trade xD
>>145171285what about Manoah?
>>145171259I always grew up hearing how the tunnel between the Bronx River Parkway and Leewood Country Club was built specifically so Babe Ruth had easier access to the golf course but I actually checked with the town historian a few years back and apparently it's just an urban legend. I've never heard of the Speakeasy. Is it by the train station?Did you go to EHS? I graduated in 2011.
Kiss em bitch
>>145171290The only thing I remember from last year's postseason was Harper MINDFUCKING Arcia
>>145171295Manoah? Is that the fat piece of shit that couldn’t handle a bit of constructive criticism. Just kidding, I know it is. fat fucker
>>145171252>>145171226>>145171259 Not a yanksfan it have you or any anons been to Gehrig’s and Ruth’s graves in Valhalla/Hawthorne?
Ploffs.
>>145171312Forgot pic
>>145171255LeChoke graced you fucks with one title and suddenly you're "a sports town"Stay losing eternally
>>145171234biggest mindfuck since merkle's boner
>>145171314Kiss em bitch
>>145171312Nah I'm not on the Harlem Line. I want to tho
please fuck my mind
Kiss the rings bitches. Lmfao. 28 soon.
>>145171334Kiss the fucking rings you slut
somebody rape this guy
Goodnight Yankbros. We did it.
>>145170955This makes me nervous. Game 6 is the final game, they will instantly lose a game 7.
>>145171343Lol shut up faggot. Kiss the rings. 27 big ones baby. Soon to be 28. Cocksucker
>>145171312>>145171320Yes I have. I've been to Gehrig's grave once but I've been to Babe Ruth and Billy Martin's repeatedly. Wellington Mara's grave is quite close and I usually go pray for the Giants there so when it's baseball season I also go there to pray for the Yanks.My Grandpa is entombed not far away over at Ferncliff but out of all of the cemeteries in the area I think Gate of Heaven is the most beautiful and I usually go there on Good Friday to do my Stations of the Cross.
>>145171334K.
>>145170933I can't for the cars honking, the screaming, and the fireworks if we win the eries. My first world series since after high school and since my grandfather died. I'm beyond stoked.
go mets go IDF!
>>145171343Fucking faggot. We run this general. 27 lmao. Lick it
>>145171357Cubs didn’t even make the playoffs.
>>145171305Harrison class of 2008 here
>>145171343Suck my cock bitch. We have 28 rings on lock
>>145171321lapoop winning one for the team no one cares about was the biggest monkey paw of all. hell the 3-1 was immediately paid back 4 months later
>>145171362Close enough. I've got family in Harrison.
>>145171361Cubs won tho
>>145171343Bwahaha seethe you fucking n*****!!! Most successful team of all time bwahahhahahahha.
>>145171343Oh he mad! L O L
>>145171343
spammy... give it a rest
Have we established yet if ERG posting the first kekini is what set off Houspie to initiate the Banny Wars?
>>145171343You're pussy ass pansy ass organization lmao. You must be fuming to type that, hoe. We're the best ever. Don't forget it red sux scum
>>145171352My Grandpa didn't give a shit about sports but he sure as fuck loved gambling.
>>145171343ROID SUX
wtf does kekini mean
cubgers vs. cubkees world series?
>>145171343Hahahahhah HAHA HA HA HA DILATE
>>145171310never forget
>>145171343We fucked your team up the ass. How does it feel>ggDon't you ever tell me gg until you at least have 15 rings. Pussy.
>>145171349Yea Gate of Heaven is beautiful, both cemeteries are. I also enjoyed the kensico dam and the park there. I took some classes at WCC years ago and loved going to those places in the fall and spring. Miss that part of New York so much.
>>145171124Cleveland has to live and die by scouting favelas and rafts before they wash ashore to stay competitive. Today they fell on the sword
>>145171372Yeah I saw Eastchester since we were rival schools.I've been on 4chan for almost 20 years I've yet to see another Harrison anon lol. Close enough here.
>>145171411eke!
>>145171343Kiss the rings bitch. KISS. THE. FUCKING. RINGS.
Alright it's been a while and you faggots have had your fun and all, but the Yankees run this joint. Run along and play in the kiddie pool, but don't you dare get rowdy with us or we'll lay the smackdown per usual. We'll let you post so long as it's not anti Yankee, orherwise enjoy another october vacation LOL
>>145171411LeL! :)
>>145171343Emmanuel Clase lol, shut the fuck up bitch. We own you so hard. >Le 0.00 era regular season manlmfao
I need a dicking
>>145171343Yankchads run this hizzy
>>145170089Based Yankee supremacy Do it again, Uncle Billy.
>>145171343kek!
how come the scandinavian flags only post when the dodgers play?
>>145171343got something for you
>>145171343We own you bitch
>>145171423I've been to the Kensico Dam Park once to see the 9/11 memorial but half of it was under construction or being maintained or something. Awhile back I visited Gilbert Gottfried's grave at the Jewish section of Kensico Gardens (I forget its name). His epitaph is "Too soon" and what makes it even funnier is that there's multiple 9/11 victims in those cemeteries.>>145171430That's nuts. I discovered this place as a horny teenager looking for dirty pictures of the girls from Azumanga Daioh.
>>145170304Absolutely, Mets have worked the Yankees this year.
>>145171491>That's nuts. I discovered this place as a horny teenager looking for dirty pictures of the girls from Azumanga Daioh.Azumanga got me here too WTF
>>145171415He only lashes out so Acuna will pay more attention to him
That'll teach the Indians (still calling them the Indians) and kanass shitty for bullying the White Sox.
>>145171486Lol that literal midget wish he was there to play. And I wish for cole to actually throw a fastball to his head concussing him giving him massive brain damage and then having him die slow and miserably while his wife cries as he loses every last semblance of what makes him himself. Only better if he goes bankrupt and his family goes back to venezuela and starves to death while he's cremated and his ashes are scattered among the pissers at new yankee stadium LOL LMAO
>AISlopCome on now
>>145171343Hey 145171343.... middle finger
>>145171514Based AF!
>>145171343Go to bed altuve, you got a long year ahead of you, bitch. Cole owns you
>>145171514cope he's 4-0 against the stankees in his career
>>145171510two fag teams
>>145171537WELL WHERE IS THAT LITTLE FAGGOT NOW?? LOOOOOL LOL
>>145170462>the best teams with the biggest stars playing for the championship?>no thanks I'd watch 87 win expansion teams that squeaked into the playoff with AAAA rosters
josgay altugay lol
>>145171514Based alpoove hater. >>14517154228 SOON.
>>145171546He's admiring his TWO world series rings
>>145171550>mogs your pissboy division winners
>>145171508>acuna on his kneesmakes sense he tore both acls kek
Will Soto get over $700M?
>>145171565In Maui, rofl... ROFLMFAO WE RAPE YOU AND YOUR WIVES!!!
>>145171572Lmao. No.
>>145171573ALTUVEHAS JUST SENT THE ASTROS TO THE WORLD SERIES
>>145171550>Fentanyl Phils
>>145171572Yes. Look up who his agent is and come back to me.
>>145171590>he says reminiscing 100 years later on his 2 rings* while the Yankees are playing for the 64th ringyeah I'm thinking based. We fuck you and your bitches lmao.
>>145171596>boras.... uhmmm snell got fucked over by him last year tho
Yankchads run this joint lmaooo
wtf is a yankchad
>>145171601>stinkees bandwagon getting too cocky againlmao can't wait for the mets or doyerpacos to destroy your overrated team
>>145171614yanking on my dick
>>145171590>bragging about tainted ringsThe Trashtros' World Series titles* are false before God
yeah spit on it
>>145171614>he doesn't know
So my Royals were actually pretty good bc the Guardians just got flattened
spammy is literally falseflagging as a yankeesfan in this thread right now and you are all falling for it
>>145171616>mest>doyersLOL THATS WHO YA PUT YA HOPE IN LIL ASTROKEK???? REALLY??? LOL TELL ME YA DESPERATE WITHOUT TELLING ME YA DESPERATE!!
>>145171624No I'm not
>>145171623yes!
>>145171610Soto so clutch, I should smoke a cigarette. How exciting to see Tim hill enter the world series!
>>145171624I'm female though
>>145171603I'm someone who actually knows one of Scott's associates IRL so I'm gonna lend you in on something. The Ohtani contract made him mad, his last free agency made him even madder, he wants to one up CAA and Boras Corp and CAA are rivals. So he's going to try and get up to $800M to $1B if he can. Especially if the Yankees win the World Series, which by the way, I think Soto will be a Yankee for the rest of his career, it's just a matter of the value over $700M that only Yankees ownership can offer him.
one of my favorite primordial memes was when yankchads would post “PINGAS” any oldfags here wanna post that one
>>145171633Thanks dads bro, we'll rape our way to 28. CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP BABYYYYYY
Awww is it mad awww lolol
>>145171502Read the manga on a school trip and I have still not forgotten the boner I got seeing Sakaki in a bikini for the first time. Have loved her ever since for causing my sexual awakening.
>>145171624this isnt spammy/ERG clone. I’m telling you, please listen. there’s subtle differences for those to see
>>145171655>I clicked itMOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSS
>>145171623How does it feel rooting for a totally irrelevant small-ball team that will never be consistently good?
>>145171671Let's keep it calm
>>145171671royals own ya stankin azz
>>145171655ancientgod here. best post in /mlb/ for a while
>>145171671You know you can just ask “what’s it like being a Royals fan” without being a gigantic douche bag
>even the yaksanons yank it to hentai
>>145171623Speak for yourself, the Royals didn't do shit against the Yankees bullpen. The Guardians did for a game.
Brooklyn Football Dodgers
>>145171682Lol stfu mets faggot lol still jerking off over that 4 to 0 sweep where as we weren't even trying? Worry about getting out of the NLCS faggot oh wait YA WONT!!!
>>145171681-_-
500!
where is nu tho?
>>145171696You fucked up, lmao faggot
>pw: (adj.) relating to a homer from the ALCS MVP, coined by legendary WFAN broadcaster (1 word, lowercase) Hi /mlb/, I don't know anything about sports, can someone please answer this riddle for me? I need the password to jerk off to my chatbot waifu...
>>145171662who/WHO??? LOL
200 seconds left
>>145171642I like Yankees shitposting more than Dodgers shitposting desu desu.
I got this one. Don't even think about it!
jomboy edition incoming
>>145171655CUTEEEEE
We need a reminder breakdown!!! He's not ESPN... HE AIN'T FOX SPORTS!!!
>>145170984holy basado
>>145171671Comfy
If you think I wanna make a FUCKing video of the yankees WINNING you'd be right!!!
nu>>145171736>>145171736>>145171736
>>145171740>>145171740
>three new threads You guys should all rope
>>145171739FUCK JOMBOY FFS
>>145170727lmao they seriously believed that blatantly bs pic?
guys i frickin love juiced balls
>>145170149You're a grown ass man trying to be edgy on an online platform in 2024. Saying the wildest thing possible to appear as cool as you can be. Dodgers vs Yankees is the ultimate showdown in baseball right now, probably the biggest match up in the last decades, not only because of the franchises involved, but the names. You're full of shit.
>>145170975Liar, No one lives in cleaveland