COME ON BROWNS
Browns are going down just like the Indians did last night.
bengos
>>145179034shit teams
>>145179065poo in loo bros...
if its brown, flush it down
We have Nick Chubb, it's okay. Where is the russian?
LETS GO BANGLES!
Joe Burrow has never won in Cleveland
>>145179065we don't use that word here brother
>>145179181browns made him so depressed he finally stopped dodging the draft
>>145179065stop deadnaming the Guardians
Out of date OP, UCLA scored more than 20 last night.
well. boys, this is itit's our favorite opponent to beat up on in the division plus chubb is coming back. and, to try and find a silver lining in the cooper trade, decoom won't be staring him down as his one read anymorethis is the last chance to regain some momentum for the season. chiefs made the playoffs after a 1-5 start anfter 2015, colts did the same in 2018, so 1-5 is not a death sentence. 1-6 pretty much is. a loss today means it's officially tanking and mock draft timei don't have much faith anymore, but let's hope these fucks at least don't lay down and die in chubb's comeback game
>>145179370>>145179404They'll always be the Indians to me. Washington will always be the Redskins. I just don't care.
>theyre not from india>i will call them indians?
>>14517943890001 hours in ma paint
this is a afc north rivalry game with 2 playoff tier teams where is everyone?
My bengies are about to bootyblast this shit team
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK
EAT SHIT BROWNS
kek that didn't take long
oh cool so they are in fact lying down and dying
Welp, even special teams sucks now
What the fuck just happened
>Jameis inactive so the crowd can't chant his namebrowns are scared
Browns; cucked?
>>145180002he's an ohioan with google translate
Here because I saw the bangles dunked on the browns in seconds.
>>145180002need an iranian gf
>tfw my team plays the Browns this yearWill be nice to have a free win
>>145180110Can you click on manage contract and then can that shithead? thanks
what kind of pick compensation would the browns have to send along with watson to get his contract off the team? i remember brock osweiler went along with a 2nd rounder
>>145180110i recently learned that the browns nearly sent a haul of picks to dallas for herschel walker before the vikings one upped their offerimagine if >we had been on the losing end of that fucking deal too
>living in cleveland
>>145179034This image is now outdated.UCLA scored 35 yesterday against Rutgers. Browns stand alone.
thank god joey wigger is an overrated bum too, at least the bungholes won't run away with this
>>145180307Read the thread retard
>>145180340you expect me to read through an entire Browns thread before I start shitposting? you got some fucking nerve, pal
Cam taylor-shit
>professional kickers
thank you, white guy named cordell
They ran the same fucking route
>>145180281lol, I thought about Sam last night during the Texas v. Georgia game.
>>145179479Oh shit, you're alive!
Zack Taylor moment.
>>145180978Redo it, bro
Literally and absolutely unironically and undebatably shit teams
why are (You) watching this game?
>>145181070
These fags suck off tj and myles, but don't know my bengies have Trey
I get the feeling that the team doesn't like Watson and is letting him get sacked as much as possible
>>145181139I wanna be there when Deshaun Watson takes a hit he doesn't get up from.
>>145181003i've been in every gamethread this year i think
>>145181167nah, jed wills is just a zero-effort faggot
>inb4 7-6 at halftime
>>145181223He did kind of mail that in
>>145181139Because I moved from Cleveland around the same time they ran Baker out of town and decided I would hate watch that team from now on. I gotta tell you, rooting against this team feels like NFL with cheat codes.Fuck this team, fuck their fans and fuck that dump of a city.
Browns gonna go 1-15 if they don't bench watson
>>145181139waiting for another perfect season, the last one was the most kino football ever was
>>145181288What about the last game?
>>145181301M.more?
>>145181288i don't think crab legs is an improvement no take backs on flacco either
>>145181288this team is gonna go 1-15 regardless, might as well get your money's worth
>>145181373
>>145179065lol
>>145181493Th.thanks, anon. She's cute. CUTE
the browns used their free eye poke
>>145181624
>>145181288We have zero options at this point besides tanking. It's completely fucking over.
Just stay down brother. You're fully guaranteed. It'll be better for everyone.
>browns show literally any signs of life on offense>immediately comes back on a stupid penaltyI hate this dogshit team so fucking much bros, don't even build a new stadium at this point, we don't deserve it.
>>145181662It's okay to love 2d girls, r.right?
IT'S WEEK SEVENYOU GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO DO THIS SHIT AND YOU CANT EVEN LINE UP IN A STRAIGHT LINE TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFEWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM
>>145181879
>inb4 Bengals win 7-0
>>145181879if loving AI generated football waifus is wrong, I dont want to be right.
GET BEHIND ME MR. QB
Why are tanner hudson and andrei iosivas being targeted on third down when chase and Higgins play for the same team
>>145182158kek that was pretty funny
>>145182159Because they get double-teamed
can somebody please tell kevin that you're allowed to throw past the 1st down marker, and on 3rd down you're even encouraged tono matter who's in at qb his teams always do this dickless shit
>>145182351It's all Watson, the receivers are getting open downfield, he just doesn't throw to them
>>145182351Watson appears to have gone almost completely blind from huffing too much peanut oil. His guys are getting open but he's reading about as well as any black guy does.
both of these teams are shit. Shit SHIT
Yep, this game is ending with a Bengals 7-0 win.
feels like i'm watching tennessee-alabama again
>>145182351Baker and Flacco did this. Brisket, Mullens, DTR, Walker, didn't have the capability.Watson just refuses
>177 total yards of offense between BOTH TEAMS>still burning timeouts because nobody knows what's going on
>its a slurper
>>145182674What exactly were you expecting?
see what happens when you push the ball downfield a little bit instead of padding your completion percentage with empty checkdown calories?
>>145182674You could actually do that if you wanted to
LMAO
LOL>LOLLOL>LOLLOL>LOLLOL>LOLLOL>LOLLOL>LOLLOL>LOL
WATSON DOWNWATSON DOWNTHIS IS NOT A DRILLHIS ACHILLES JUST SNAPPED HOLY SHIT
POP
Achilles for sure. Watson DED.
>>145179065>indiansHOOOO CHIEF RUNNINGWATER OVA HERE
BRING OUT THE PEANUT OIL
Bring out the hambulance
TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS
KWAB
Holy shit
>sacks himself before anyone else canSmartest play I've seen him make all season.
achilles?it's deshovergreat fucking timing demoting jameis
DESHAUN ACL DEAD>DESHAUN ACL DEADDESHAUN ACL DEAD>DESHAUN ACL DEADDESHAUN ACL DEAD>DESHAUN ACL DEADDESHAUN ACL DEAD
KWAB OF THE YEAR
CONGRATULATIONS IT'S OVER
fuck the browns for having winston inactive thoughwe've seen enough of DTR
bungles really thought they would get a free win today and this nigga snaps his acl kek
end of an error. sometimes sports makes me believe in god
Isn't this great news if you're a Browns fan?
>Watson now gets to lay up comfy in bed enjoying his millions ROS instead of getting pounded every SundayHe snapped his own shit on purpose, and it's based.
FLACCO! COME AND SAVE US AGAIN! PLEASEEEEEEE!
NO REFUNDS!!!!!
He died doing what he loved most
Was this the Browns plan all along? Make Watson start every game in hopes of him receiving a career ending injury?
Dammit Bengals. I wanted the Watson train to last forever.
chubb td please
After this is it reasonable to say this was the worst trade in NFL history? What else even measures up?
>>145183077At some point it would just be easier to assassinate him during one of his massages
>trading baker away in favor of a perma-injured negroid rapist
>hear "offside." >crowd start cheering. >it was on the offense.>cheering quickly fades out.lol.
this changes noting for the cap or contract
I missed the injury
>>145183077Incredible 68D chess, Stefanski I fucking kneel.
It's over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145183139My personal favorite>contact during a pass on third down>HOLDING>CHEERS>OFFENSE >BOOOOO
>>145183077Nah stefanski and the gm pushed for the trade so the owner was punishing them by not letting them bench him
>>145182895>>145182893>>145182889
I sometimes get massages myself but the police raided the 3 near me so I can't anymore
>>145183177Holy shit you can see it snap and retract
>>145183077Yup, and still time to save the season. Brilliant
This why you need a fullback
>>145183177This is unironically the greatest moment in nu-browns history
??? terrible spot
>>145183200See what? I’m missing something
>>145183210What delusional shit are you on?
>>145183154>https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1848066758391001362
>>145183251Starting in the bottom of his right heel and travelling up the leg in a shockwave
>browns kickerbrowns kicker>browns kickerbrowns kicker>browns kickerbrowns kicker>browns kickerbrowns kicker>browns kickerbrowns kicker>browns kickerbrowns kicker>browns kickerbrowns kicker
>miss the extra pointpeak Browns
>>145183287Look at his right ankle area between 0-1, you can visibly see the snap.
>missed the kickCome on, that was the most consistent way this team gets points.
>>145181301>>145181493>>145181662maybe furries aren't all bad.
>>145183050Bro fuck no, now theyre gonna have all that dead money baked into the cap.That contract made watson ride or die.
>>145183077why? he's still getting paid regardless if he's playing or not
>>145183347To be fair, botched long snaps are exceptionally fucking rare anymore
REMINDER this is a 10-0 browns lead without egregious special teams random fuckups
is hopkins washed too now?
Bengals going to lose now, rando off the bench is better than watsonnjjn0k
Is offically over for Watson isn't he. He can take all his money and walk away now
>>145183077How is it a career ender? Rodgers just came back from one at 40
>>145183435Well, hobble away, maybe
>>145183443Rodgers is actually a somewhat decent QB that people like
>>145183347this is almost as iconic as the foomble cat for me
>>145183435>oh no, now I must retire in my late 20s with hundreds of millions of dollars. What a cruel cruel world.
>>145183370it was already wasted money.
>>145183443Rodgers at the end of the day has an arm that watson will never have. Watson doesnt have the decision making or arm strength to not have to use his legs. He's never gonna be a dynamic pocket passer. Hes done.
>>145183496People started hating Rodgers after reddit got mad he said the word immunized
>>145183357for >>145183251
>>145183485kek
Jesus christ what an awful half of football.
>>145183256>What delusional shit are you on?Cleveland air and Cleveland River Water
>>145183548Yeah but with watson healthy there was at least a chance that he magically would get his shit together
>All I want for my birthday is a Browns winPrepare to be disappointed, kid.
The AI knows.
>>145183721shockingly it's still anyone's game
>>145180239You can only trade first rounders up to four years in advance so there's only so much they can realistically offer. And teams are willing to take salary dumps just for picks, bit not like this. This kills like 1/5 of your cap for multiple years so you'd have to wait out the Watson deal before you could realsitically complete the rebuild with all those picks. And if the Browns ditch Watson they could sign a competent vet qb and still make the playoffs so the picks wouldn't even be that good. Even if he wasn't the most hated player in the NFL it's just not worth it.Yeah, if they did a Ricky Williams-type deal but for multiple years where they just handed somebody their entire draft for back-to-back seasons somebody would say yes but at that point the Browns are crippling their team so brutally there's no point in getting rid of Watson any more. There are scenarios that could get Watson off the team but no *realistic* ones. They're stuck with him
>Cleveland special teamsLOL
>that huge hooked nose sideline interviewer woman
If I was the Browns I'd just sign a has-been QB off the couch for peanuts and hope for the best. Oh wait they actually hit on that and then got rid of him.
Nick Chubb please fuck my mouth
Go heckin Browns . Poop pound represent
>Watson: nah I ain't running, y'all payin me to throw mufuggah>DTR already has 47 yards on the ground
DTR gonna get injured again playing like that
Since you aren't allowed to hit QBs anymore, why doesn't every team just run read option all the time?
>it's another rookie/backup qb mogs the bengals defense episodeThis team is shit
Fun times in Cleveland again :)
>>145184443>aren't allowed to hit QBsWatson has been sacked 32 times already.
proceduralfuckingpenaltiesone after anotherfrom the day i've become a fanprobably from long before i've become a fanprobably forever until the end of time
>>145184522I thought it was 36?>>145184492STILL CLEVELAND!!
>black qbs Literally can’t even hit a wide open target for 5 yards lol
I want the Browns to win, but I needed a Chubb TD more than I needed the Browns to win, and I can feel the depression coming on so it's probably time to checkout from this game. Go Chubb!
>>145184571looked it up, it's 34. he leads the league by a huge margin.
Number of times Watson has passed for 300+ yards with the Browns: 0Number of times Joe Flacco passed for 300+ yards with the Browns: 4Number of times Flacco has passed for 300+ yards this season: 1
>supposed to be a free play>blow the play dead
>>145184852They do that if he's going to level the QB
>>145184829Last time Watson passed for 200 yards: Nov 11, 2023.
EAT FUCKING SHIT BROWNS
>>145184852because it was a false start but Joe burr shidded and farded at the refs so they called it offsides
GET FUCKED CLEVELAND
>>145184829the colts game would be enjoyable if he was playing today luckily richardson will likely tua himself soon
The wheels are coming off the wagon.
>black QBs
Every sunday at this point.
>>145184829Flacco isn't even the real burn against the Browns. Look at what Baker Mayfield became.
who is calling plays for the bengals and how can i get him fired?
>>145185737Zac Taylor and it's impossiblethough that 3rd down run was on Burrow
>>145185636>tfw no james bond to smooch me and make it all better
>>145185764wtf is his problem
>>145185711baker wouldn't have developed like that under stefanskis stupid BS.
>>145185636Nah, I'm happy today. Season was already lost. I just wanted Watson gone. I've watched decades of dogshit football so what's one more?
>>145185904this. no long time browns fan feels this shit anymore. we all could see how shit Watson and the oline were week 1 and it set the tone. we all knew this was a 6 win season at best
Browns are getting RAPED UP THE ASS
PAY THAT MAN
>the shantytown on leaveland
Browns will forever be the factory of sadness
>>145185849He already had good seasons in CLE. Berry just dumped him because he wanted to be the GM that fixed the QB position.
>>145186284They literally can't pay both Chase and Higgins unless they both want to take less and Burrow restructures.
Will the Browns get the #1 pick?
>>145186520#1 isn't a good spot this year since all the QBs are ass. You either have to take Hunter or the best LT.
>>145186520They might unironically be better in the long run without Watson and there will be fierce competition for the #1 pick this year
I'm happy to see the rapist nigger crying about his injury. Too bad he still gets paid and won't be lynched for his crimes.
Is forcibly shoving a girl's hand up your ass really rape?
>>145179034Springfield is a good town revitalized by cool immigrants
>>145187025good point
Intentional grounding. Hahahhhaa
>>145187025All I know is if a dude did it to me, I'd commit a hate crime.
Finally, not fucking over the defense for making a good hit.
>hendrickson literally praying to the refgods
>>145187438Patty's getting that 15 best believe
it’s out
>>145187522Mahomes has the Brady treatment, where the refs will do everything in their power to bail him and his team out. Once Mahomes gets too old, another QB will take his place.
>aditi kinkhabwala
>Intercept CancerWhy the fuck would I want to take cancer from someone and give to myself?
LOL GET DICKED DOWN BROWNS
well we're getting winston next week, that's for sureotherwise i'm out of words or shits to give, just simulate to free agency please
>>145188279Ryan Tannehill is available
Winston slinging it
>Bengals killing each otherFuck this bullshit
>>145188507i turned it off, did DTRetard get hurt too? you're not allowed to put the emergency qb in unless both the starter and the backup are hurt i think
>>145188619yeah seemed minor though
>>145187900give cancer a career ending injury doesn’t even sound that bad either
>go out there and break a leg, guys
Why did the NFL need to nerf the onside kick again?
>>145189188It's easier to control for point spread now. Literally changed just because of gambling.
Watsons contract will go down as one of the worst of all time, no doubt.
>>145189188because of the new normal kickoff rules. if they didn't then kicking team would guaranteed have 2 extra players right?
>>145189300>will go downso will your mom in about 9 minutes after I finish my beer
>>145189382Drink away the pain, faggot.
>Brownstains