old >>145171736
berds
>>145182453I'm going to bet that the OP pic is not going to last until 500. Some mod is going to delete it lol
>>145182692are you the guy who posted the fat cardinal on /int/ earlier
doyers
Yankees
Is this /nu/ though?
>metties think manfred will pass up judge vs ohtani o i am laffin
my team gonna give juan soto a billy :)
>>145182453Uuuuh.... I.. Is Gura okay...? Why her tounge sticking out like that....?
>>145183003Can't wait till they blow it tonight and big meat Pete doesn't get that contract he wants and becomes big fries Pete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRzHD9i6CKQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1iTQbQ0tjM
>>145182737nope, i really only visit /sp/ and /vr/
Doyers and Melts, no matter which team wins they are nothing compared to the New York Yankees. We back bitches.
>>145183146
>>145183418>mom i posted it again
>>145183414*blocks your path*
>>145182453Doyers
Doyers
I'm rooting for the DOYERS and I think you should too!
>>>>>>>>>>>mest
i hate the dodgers so much bros
>>145183130Did nobody involved in this picture notice this
>>145183468imagine unironically shilling for denmark just because he decided to bandwagon your mets lol. embarassing
LETS GO METS!!!LETS GO IDF!!!
What's feminine about the Mest?
>>145184114he was a padres fan last week oh my kek. next week he'll be a yankees fan
I want the Mets to win just because it would be the ultimate doyers moment to somehow choke a 3-1 series lead
getting gooned out to the op pic
post yfw soto wins the yankees a ring, then the mets give him $700M and he turns into rendon
>>145182841Yankees.
>>145184473BACK THE FUCK OFF???????
>>145183949What about it?
>>145182453
cubbehs
>>145185489lol
I've been hearing a lot of anti-flyover rhetoric recently, and let me tell ya, I don't appreciate it a lick. Mickey Mantle, one of the greatest Yankees of all time, was from Oklahoma. That's right--the Mick hailed from the quintessential flyover state. Show some respect, coastoids.
>>145185426Middle finger>>145185489Guts couldn’t save Casca I don’t think he’s the best guy for this job
>>145185790It's not a middle finger. It's two knuckles and you are seeing the floor that makes it look like the rest of the finger
>>145185726Cute! I love that the ump is wearing a Dodgers hat
I just remembered all the people shitting on jizzum being on the cover of MLBand now he's in the WShmm
>>145185617I hate the WNBA but Reese and her fat ass can get it
>>145186327I'm sure the Yankees are very thankful for his .146/.216/.265 and dumpster tier defense
>>145185617This is what being 5'9 must be like
>game 6, bullpen gameyikes
good afternooni would like the doyers to win tonightthank you for reading
>>145186783i want them to lose
>>145186783Too much money on the Dodgers to win, too much money in Subway Series II, too much meme in Eric Adams
>>145182453Why are baseball fans such huge fags?I don't normally post here I just realized how gay you guys are.
>>145187387I ain’t even gay
>>14518733012.02>elementary
Why aren’t the Mets posting their lineup and why are they saying senga will be available out of the bullpen. Mendie is going to fuck this up isn’t he
>>145187591https://www.dimensions.com/element/baseball-home-plate
>>145187330Why is home plate shaped like that?
>>145187852I thought they said wanker is playing already?
>>145187387we are braves fans
I'm worried we might choke this 3-1 lead Dodger bros.
>>145188092I am hoping you do
>>145182453Sauce?
>>145187330nerd
Freddy out for the doyers
>>1451879222x^2 = 17^2x = 12.02081528017131
>>145188330>12.02081528017131So not 12.0”?I rest my case and accept your concession
I have a feeling dodgers are going to blow this one badly
>>145188315They do better without him
>>145188490Is this official? I thought Iglesias was at second today.
>The infield must be a square that is 90 feet on each side> Home plate is a 17-inch square of whitened rubber with two of the corners removed so that one edge is 17 inches long, two adjacent sides are 8 1/2 inches each and the remaining two sides are 12 inches each and set at an angle to make a point. The 17-inch side faces the pitcher's plate, and the two 12-inch edges coincide with the first- and third-base lines. The back tip of home plate must be 127 feet, 3 and 3/8 inches away from second base.The dimensions are impossible
Why would you start Kopech he’s one of your high leverage relievers
WhyDo you keep playing around withMyNarrow scope of realityICan feel it all start slippingI think I'm breaking down
>>145188693The first inning is the most dangerous inning
I can’t help but be scared for the Mets, but I’ll channel my fears into pure delusion if it means seeing them making it to Game 7OMG = ONE MORE GAME
>ohtani in the bullpen warming up
my lifelong yankees fan dad put the $200 promo money on the mets to win world series then bet progressively more money on mets to win and has not lost yet and is up $90 which he is putting on them to win tonightsay something nice about him
>>145188749Better days are coming.
>>145189253Not for the white sux
>>145189292it looks like he's jacking off
>>145183280MAH NIGGA
>>145189292>kopech startingWhite Sox proved this isn't a good idea. He's a high leverage reliever
I have a feeling Winky is gonna fuck em tonight
kek this is kino
New to baseball, is this a real Yankees baseball player and if so what is his name and is he any good?
We need Winky to fuck em now more than ever
holy reddit post
we need graphs winky
He should antagonize muncy, I think that he is the villain here, naturally
winky = jesse winker
what do the mets do after they lose? soto obv isnt gonna happen
metstuve
anyone have the pepe mets that's stoned? it's about to be me in 2 hours
>>145190267this is all I have
>>145190374not what I was lookin for but I'll take it thnks
>>145190164this+tastykake=win
>>145189945Baby Ruth
>>145189918kek
Got my fat sacka snacks, mmm got my gushy gummy goodies, poppin' yums, sugar dee-lites, mmmaple deluxies, and some cheezie weezies!
I haven't taken a shit in 3 dayswaiting for dodgers mets game rn btw
Metdres in the house
>>145191266Irrelevant team but I'll allow it given the circumstances
>>145190090Say goodnight, lumpy
>>145191173start taking psyllium
>>145189828That was with White Sux hombre.
>>145191420The only good thing I have seen Rendon do as Angel.
just give me my mettiejetties
What we orderin' bros I got the L worx with a side of calzone, stix, mf choccy brownies, hella dippin' shit, oooh baby bay BEESippin' on dat A&W for da flava!!!!
>>145191501>start taking psylliumIs this the work of Psyllicho Gang?
been gettin fucked in the ass a lot recently
>>145191750i got a cheesesteak from penn station
Atlanta bros need to show jenny how to make some real mf hott dawgz
>>145191833But enough about the braves
Bros... melt some Snickers on ya Snickers popcorn... 1 way ticket to flava town
im gay
What time is the eries game today?
>>145191931>>145191750>>145190992these posts are so funny kek
>OP deletedBad karma for the doyers
>>145191420A knuckle sandwich in the noggin ruined Tim Anderson but only emboldened Winker, /mlb/s favorite ballplayer
>>145191990having a bullpen game for game six of the championship is bad karma enough
>>145191978M'sir
We need nu tho
>>145182453My pirates ):
Jesse Winker 7 Batters Away
what happen
>>145189292>kopech back to startingMASTER CLASS INC
I think of myself as something of a professional cocksucker
Mets win
kopech lead us to victory
these prices though
>>145192518why are you poor?
>>145189292throte gote
>>145192518i was told prices might go down before the gamei'm staying home and streaming the game on discord
feel like this postseason there really hasn’t been any good teams/series. The fact that the Dodgers limped into the NLCS and are potentially going to the World Series today. Just proves how fucking bad the mlb is right now. As a true neutral observer, none of these teams look that good. Objectively the Mets Dodgers series has been uncompetitive, bad fielding, bad pitching, blowouts on both sides. Yankees/Mets or Yankees/Dodgers will produce the same slop we’ve been watching this postseason.
>>145192675holy shit, I checked the prices during the ds and the upper deck was 132 while the level below was 180. Was thinking of going to a game but no way am I paying more than 200 for one ticket
i think it is pretty obvious the dodgers are going to lose tonight, put whatever you can afford to bet on the mets while they're still in plus odds
>>145192828shut the fuck up
>>145192756On the AL side it was even clearer, the Yankees were not an exceptional team this year, but the field is so bad they got themselves into a WS. Don’t know why the quality of play has gone down so significantly.
>File Deletedkek
>>145192916Too many bullpen heavy shitter teams. That stuff always sucks in the playoffs cause the relievers get tired and seen too much for a 7 game series. MLB needs more hosses like Skubal was for Detroit this year.
I'm not a Dodgers fan, but I hope Teo torches the Mets tonight
>>145192999yeah bullpen games have really killed a lot of kino for this sport, i must say. with increased pitching injuries etc compounds that problem. it’s like we’re watching piecemeal baseball
>>145191996> Winker, /mlb/s favorite ballplayerI see no lies here. Everyone loves Winky
>>145193035He's been awful this series. I'd love for him to have a breakout game tonight
>>145193400rent free lol
Who is /mlb/'s favorite ballplayer
>>145193473dog
>>145193473anthony recker
>>145193525>>145193579Why these?
>>145193473john rocker
>>145193473Im a recker guy
>>145192828i'm putting more on doyer ml thanks
>>145193610>>145193691>>145193729Why these players?
>>145193473mike faggot
>>145193473jomboy ohtani
>>145193778Knower.
>>145193760I go NUTS for Anthony Recker's feminine, female azz!!!!
>>145193841>I go NUTS for Anthony Recker's feminine, female azz!!!!Explain this.
>>145193579>>145193691>>145193729>>145193753>>145193841
My Braves would booty blast both of these teams
>>145193473/mlb/ universally love and respect Mike Trout
thread is so fast,... no one will notice.... im gay!
We need the creature
>>145191750got an ice cream sandwich for my metties
>>145193988regular season stat padder
We're gonna need the whole -aper family
we need to suck a lot of dicks
>>145193996Found the dodgers fan
>>145193778>>145193818Why these players?
This is /mlb/
>>145194040Have a tall glass of shut the fuck up
>>145194134>FREE BUSSY
>>145194230Hummina hummina hummina GOOSH
>>145194267
>>145194314this+tastykake=win
>bullpen gameDave Roberts wants this to go to game 7 for some reason, and if that happens I don't think the Dodgers are winning it
>>145194267zased
>>145190267This one?
ohtani's fit today
>>145194354It's a safe bet don't you think? I think any team will always want to consider going the whole yard. You don't want to do what Padres did against us where they put Crease back in after only 3-day rest.
>>145194354So you'd rather have Knack, who got blown the fuck up last bullpen game, start the game? B-BUT MY HECKIN ROBERTSkys lil nigga
We need ass cream
>>145194367oops forgot pic
>>145194384I dig it.
>>145194384>ohtranny
>>145194354tell me young anon, what starters do the doyers have available?
>>145194354This is where the injuries give Roberts a legit excuse. Starting Buehler or Yamamoto on short rest is a recipe for disaster.
>>145194411Why did it clip like that?
treinen's fit is so basedhttps://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1848113972291174597
>>145193473faggot mikereckermanoah
>>145194439Im unclipped
>>145194451Banda is my husbando.
>>145194466recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>145193988nobody likes this fraud injury prone loser who is content with irrelevance. he actually pisses me off. waste your fucking career away mike trout!
>>145194354who has tighter holes? 2hu or doggie doos?
>>145194532He's all girls talk about on TT
Who is "all girl"?
>>145194650cubspie!
>>145194661I knew cubspie liked him... Fuuuuuu-
jomboy MINDFUCKED /mlb/
>>145194692lets keep it yankgers related
Little reminder breakdown. I’m not ESPN. I’m not FOX Sports. I make whatever videos I wanna make, if you think I wanna spend forty minutes making a fucking video of the Yankees losing, editing it, analyzing it, talking over it, posting it, why the fuck would I wanna do that? Quit crying non-stop. I’m a biased Yankees fan. I run the channel. I make the videos. You guys can stop acting like I have some fucking code to live up to. I don’t owe you nothing. I ain’t making videos I don’t wanna make. So shut up.
>>145194893its called manga, boomer
>>145194367Yes that’s it, thank you
>>145194384>$700 million>dress like a dunkin donuts employeewhy's he need all that money if he ain't gonna spend it
How many more hours until Ohtranny?
>>145195047bro makes 2m a year rn
gonna jerk off then start drinking in preparation for the game :)
i'm not gonna watch because i don't want to watch the dodgers win. see you guys next year
>>145195161I wanna jerk off too but I already jerked off earlier today and I wanna go to the gym tomorrow morning without feeling like shit. a real conundrum
>>145195161hell yeah. I hope you have an earth shattering orgasm :)
>>145194354>doyers scared about BP>Chadres couldn't figure out Dodgers bullpen but Mets canBleh, such a finicky sport. I guess tip your cap to doyers BP then..... Hhmph.... :s
>>145195161That's a good idea I'm so tense right now. But I'm hosting the party and got to make sure things are perfect.
have you gotten your tickets yet anon?btw these are 400 level seats - shit is crazy expensive.
>>145195275padres just choked. you outchoked the dodgers pretty fuckin impressive
>>145195321so stupid. and then you get a crowd full of rich assholes who don’t even give a fuck about the sport and just want to look good.
>>145195200Don't come here again, you idiot
game 6 rally towel
>>145195275>calling them chadres>24 scoreless inningspoodres more like
>>145195378never reply to me again
>>145195386dodger stadium is too fucking noisy with that god awful dj and mariachi band
>>145195359>rich assholes who don’t even give a fuck about the sport1,400 for a ticket isn't absurd for someone living in manhattan. they're already paying like 4k in rent. there's plenty of hardcore fans in manhattan.
Baseball
>>145195456this, if anything the real life longs are the rich bros who have season tickets who go to every game throughout the year for an inning or two during their "power lunch meetings"
>>145195143I don't understand this meme. Please explain.
Gura, why don't you do some live commentary on the Dodgers games?And criticize the Mets and Yankees.You're bored right now, aren't you?
>>145195477elris was a shit group
>>145195407You shouldn't reply, you gay guy.
>>145195646elris was a sohee solo
>>145194893>>145194966reading comics is codeword for gambling
ohtranny
>>145195332>>145195405Yeah it still boggles my. Mind. Fucking Chudres.
>>145195359>buying entire rows of tickets to resell them
>>145196280thats gold glove finalist verdugo to you
>>145196280What went wrong with the Orioles? Was it just a clubhouse mind-virus post ASG that made them forget how to jit?
>>145196403orioles magic
This is a Padre-positive genny.
how do we kill big papi
who should they replace jeter with?
so uh what we eating?
>>145196570john kruk
>>145196494>t. hasn't gah eees moyo bahk
>>145196609i made pidser
realistically, what is ohtani's penis size?
>>145196609applebees
>>145196570Recker
>>1451966774.5"
they need a Kenny
>>145196609i just ate leftover slice of pizza from my fridge
Not anti-semitic, but it really pisses me the fuck off when people say “schmear” when they’re talking about what they’re putting on their bagel. A “schmear” of cream cheese. Just say smear. Fucking ridiculous
Fox needs to hire Jomboy. it’s what the people want
>>145196727let me guess, your favorite player is lebron?
>>145196797lol
>>145196797schmear = lox cream cheese thowtf is smear
Time for a power nap.
>>145196820dane is a cowboys, yankees, alabama and lakers fan
>>145196882
>lox
mettiejetties soon
mets@dodgers>>145196969>>145196969>>145196969
Which man's ass comes to mind?
>>145196677
Happy Birthday to future Cy Young winner Jose Soriano
