SERIE A MATCHDAY 8>Saturday 19th October 202415:00 Como 1 - 1 Parma15:00 Genoa 2 - 2 Bologna18:00 Bbilan 1 - 0 Udinese20:45 Juventus 1 - 0 Lazio>Sunday 20th October 202412:30 Empoli 0 - 1 Napoli15:00 Lecce 0 - 6 Fiorentina15:00 Venezia 0 - 2 Atalanta18:00 Cagliari 3 - 2 Torino20:45 Roma 0 - 1 Inter>Monday 21st October 202420:45 Verona - MonzaUEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3>Tuesday 22nd October 202418:45 Bbilan - Club Brugge21:00 Aston Villa - Bologna21:00 Juventus - Stuttgart>Wednesday 23rd October 202418:45 Atalanta - Celtic21:00 Young Boys - InterUEFA EUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3>Thursday 24th October 202418:45 Roma - Dynamo Kyiv21: FC Twente - LazioUEFA CONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2>Thursday 24th October 202418:45 St. Gallen - FiorentinaReminder to keep it dodgy, beware of antimafia department investigations, host a pizza party with your local Curva Nord ultras and give the armband to the lifelong supporters of the club.
>>145196393>Jjuve won>Nabule won>Sfinter wonboring
negru
How did Mr. Junto Lee do it
nihao
ROMA-INTER 0-1: C’AVETE TOLTO LA DIGNITÀ‼
Shut up you 'minations, I'm trying to watch gabboman kino while listening 2 Pioggia di CBD before sleeping
hamed traore 3 gols already at auxerre, never stop rating sassuolo players who peaked in 2020 anon. perfect setup for his anointed return to jj
Muscle Monday < We are hereTummy TuesdayWaifu WednesdayTiddie ThursdayFregna FridaySweaty SaturdaySwimsuit Sunday
>it's a Champions League midweek
>Douglas Luiz, post-match shock: house burgled. Watches and diamonds worth 500 thousand euros stolen
>>145207057Would a man who never won the CL really react like that to said midweek
>Gulen diedKyrzyfra would've said something
Please give me attention
>>145207816what's up puccio :3
>>145207903My boyfriend (faggot like me, none of this bi nonsense) wants us to get a kid and this weekends football was too boring to distract him from this idea
Newest Zozzoroni seethe about Yildiz and dick-eating for Totti (who surely won a lot of trophies) is up
>They still haven't sacked the mercatino dell'usato clerkI barely even post anymore but I'll keep popping in after every match to ask for that gipsy to be fired.
>>145208103To be fair he's not wrong about the turk.He's been pretty disappointing so far especially as a winger.
>>145208116Seems like he's supposed to play more centrally or at least higher up the pitch but I'm not a manager so I have no idea. Confident that he'll score against Stuttgart after he got shat on doe.
>>145208131Exactly, he's not a winger by any means and he's best performed this season behind the zingaro. The problem is Koopmeiners is just too useful in that spot so the turk is forced to play on the flank. Also it doesn't help that Cambiaso is barely supporting him there.
>>145208154Hard to play him anywhere else when there's only Mbangula as another LW and the midfield is already full.
There can't be two good roach offensive players at the same time. Guler has precedence. It doesn't matter where you field Yildiz.
Good morning /seriea/Monday plans?
È partito Openda
>>145208222gm serbro, no plans whatsoever
>>145208262one of the best shitalian defenders ever btw
I saw a kid with a Ferrari hat this morning, I called him and his father (he told me his name was Virgilio Motta) poorfags and I punched them both really hard in the eye
And everybody clapped
Come andare in paradiso secondo la Bibia https://youtu.be/DE2jCDVAKuo?si=jw36iLDwm5U6kHjU
>Milan 1 - 0 Udinese>Juventus 1 - 0 Lazio (own goal)>Empoli 0 - 1 Napoli (penalty)>Roma 0 - 1 Inter
>>145208481Uhmmmmmmmm no sweaty actually these matches are le good because shitalians are great defenders, mika kome la premier league which is le bad because players can actually score goals
Paolo Torolis
https://x.com/vulta10/status/1848309172032450846
>>145208222I'm writing an article for my substack, explaining unequivocally how a man is a faggot (homosexual) if he watches and enjoys emily in paris
Business idea: Emily in Roma and in the first episode she gets caught by human traffickers at Roma Termini and the whole season turns into a thriller
>hakan out of derby d'italia>acerbi's tests coming tomorrow or wednesday at the latest
>>145208668It's not even fun if the best players aren't there, injuries will kill the potential kino
>semen slurping 0-0 where both teams are too afraid to lose to even attempt attacking>kinoOh wait no 0-0s are peak CALCIO because Twitter cretins said so
For me, it's reading the articles about the slope in DAZN ratings and feeling my dick spin.That's the only kino left about Serie A.
>Francesco #Totti a Betsson Sport: “Un mio ritorno in campo? Nella vita mai dire mai. Ci sono già stati dei giocatori in passato che erano tornati a giocare dopo alcuni anni. Mi hanno cercato alcune squadre di #SerieA di recente…”.Ma che cazzo dice sto ritardato
>>145208994AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145208994At least he still can shoot, unlike Dybala.
>>145208994he really is grug tier retard
>>145208994Really dont understand how people like him. His fouls against Ramelow and Balotelli have shown that he was a player with no respect, who played dirty and was a racist
>"The Ministry of Tourism of Congo formalizes the agreement with AC Milan and reveals all the details of an operation that is shaping up to be gigantic. Here is the Italian preview of the text of the press release issued by the government of Congo with all the details:>The logo "Explorez la RDC, Coeur de l'Afrique" (Explore Congo, heart of Africa) will be displayed on the shirts during official matches (presumably back sponsor, free today, Editor's note)>The logo will be displayed on screens around the pitch during matches, increasing the country's international visibility.>The logo will also be visible on the team's training shirts.>Congolese officials will have access to VIP boxes to meet potential investors.>An academy funded and supported by the AC Milan Foundation will be established in Congo, which will train local talents and strengthen Congolese football.>Iconic club figures such as George Weah and Ricardo Kaka could be invited to attend events in Congo.>As the Congolese Ministry of Tourism specifies, this agreement goes beyond a simple marketing operation aimed at promoting the tourism sector and strengthening the positive image of Congo. The agreement also aims to relaunch bilateral cooperation between Congo and Italy, focusing on several strategic aspects
You will never be swiss
Kongo Gerry
I want to buy Motorola
>>145209197>pandering to coomers Android is dead
https://x.com/juventusfcen/status/1848344304508412374Kenanbros...
WHat the fuckArda Guler to Juventus?Since when?>>145209171>>145209171
>>145209224That's what you get for having Dybalaboipucci10 as your password
3/3 fikette on the 4-spot on the train 2dayAlso yildiz will score against stuttgart
Camerdabros...
More goals scored in Serie C than hair on his crown!
>>145209300>>145209320Literally just the reflection from the sun + when hair is directly pointed at you due to a hair swirl, it can sometimes appear as dots or seem less thick because hair strands at the top are facing you (or here the camera). This perspective can create an optical illusion, making hair look thinner than it actually is. Especially if you have a buzz cut.It is just a matter of how the hair is positioned and viewed from a specific angle
>Milan coach Paulo Fonseca confirms that Rafael Leao will return to the starting XI for tomorrow’s Champions League match against Club Brugge.*distant slamming*
>>145208205This is not what I meant when I mentioned Arda Guler, jewefags.
>wake up>Arda Guler to Juventus>hmmm actually no lolWhy did Khamenei allow this
Kek poorfagentus got hacked
Kenan you can't just hack into the team's account to bring Guler to Jj, it doesn't work that way
>PALLONE D’ORO TWITTER CALCIO Finale: @Moussolinho contro @rabiotmachia
Dusan gets sold to Arsenal next summer.
>>145209770Surely this hasn't been said every summer for years
>>145209780Motta got rid of Chiesa, he will surely get rid of the guy on a crazy wage who has thus far flopped and ship him off to some PL mercenary club.
schizos kino on amici
>>145209801His contract was expiring next year, he was leaving anyway.Also pay debts
simu liu to jJ
>>145209801Meh, Chiesa's older and injury prone while Vlahovic is younger and definitely the central point of the attack. Also, salaries are Giuntoli's job, and he said that renewing him was a major objective.
Zingaro will stay and get the armband if he renews
It was a sfinterista doctor
>>145209832Vlahovic is a mercenary with poor motivation due to Juve giving him big money. He was beautiful in Fiorentina but he was always a mercenary who blew his load once he got to a big enough club to milk. But Arsenal could use a 9 and i believe le Zingaro could play in the PL. But then again, as I said, his motivation is piss poor.
>>145210171All I know is that Giuntoli wants to renew him and that fully replacing him would honestly be a pain in the ass. Does play like shit at times but he's literally the only player who can be useful in the final third so far.
Kendrick Lamar is better than J. Cole
>>145210171>He was beautiful in Fiorentinaprotip: in the course of a league, forwards of mid-table teams are not marked out of the games as carefully as the forwards of clubs in the top fiveexample, Kean's contribution in these early games compared to last years'
Monday fact: Gio's growing some DSL's
*navigates towards the Champions League*
Reminder to please check your PSP's batteries
>>145210569Also available on PC and mobile.Yet another Sony not-so-exclusive first party release!
>A young Japanese TikToker's two-wheeled world tour stopped in Milan after months of pedaling. Not because of tiredness or physical problems, but because someone stole his bike
*pulls up shorts*
>>145210867lol I remember the same thing happening in Napoli
>>145210867
I missed yesterday's chatposting, any highlights?
Alberto kekeroni
https://youtu.be/D7Us9RZyMxI?si=3ogOz0zj7ekzD-vc
>>145207570wtf I now rate ishowspeed
>Ozil says that he always wanted to come to Jj months ago>now the official account gets hacked by someone really wanting to bring another wonderkid roach to the club >also picrelWhat is it between Jj and roaches? Do they love the club?
>Milan - Bruges , will be directed by Ref Zwayer: The German referee once accepted 300 euros to favor a club and was disqualified for some time.Its already over for milan
>>145211262Have you seen Besiktas' colours?
>Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook influenced me to once again buy an overpriced bookThese two are turning me into a poorfag
>>145211513It's complex though, Guler is from Fenerbaçhe and all of the fanbases hate each other if I remember well
>>145211610Who and who
>>145211262As long as they buy shirts and fund an eventual SMS transfer...Also Khedira at stadium tomorrow :)
@145211690Found the MENSA member
I am now aware of the missed opportunity of Mr. Rabiot edits
>>145212093He'll be at Milan next season
>>145212248Why do these insta content-farm account so often have the Cybertruck blurb in the text-portion of their posts?
>>145212248being extremely racist but voting pd, truly an upper class italian classic
>>145212248based dea
I am against rape because I have watched the fifth season of Dexter, main argument I got
Castlevania Dominus Collection? Purchased and installed :)
>>145212497I have never told this to anyone irl but once while i was laying on the counter of a pub I got my (admittedly large and round) ass touched inappropriately by some leather-clad faggot with a pitbull at the chain and yeah i kinda get it
>>145212717That is one weird way to realize that you're against rape (or at least I hope that it's what your post implied), but I don't judge
>>145212325I've never seen someone so proud of its sunglasses
>La #Juventus è soddisfatta di #Conceicao e lo acquisterà a titolo definitivo, clausola rescissoria da 30Mln€.Seems like Kalulu and Conceicao are going to be the priorities
>>145212910Pog
>>145209197there is a really hot mystery meat mutt girl in a rayban/meta commercial. do they play that commercial in italy
>>145212933Ba? Nah Giuntoli will probably terminate his contract
Silent Continassa 2
>>145212944Probably not, the Meta AI stuff that depends on hasn't been released on this side of the ocean because of privacy stuff.Same with the Google gemini things
>>145212970Imagine the edits if you played the RE games...
/biz/idea ac bbilan's Nancy Reagan appreciation day
nice volley
>>145213027Tbf, I never played a second of any Silent Hill game. I just know the pyramid guy and the faceless nurses through osmosis
Shinteristi sister wtf?
>>145212248Gio??
>>145213119Dimarco's just mature here
>>145213119Holy finta modestia, he eats statpaddandez for breakfast
>>145210284He's been at the club for two and a half years and this is his status? He's good sometimes, once a blue moon?
>>145213341I mean, he definitely isn't the best but an upgrade would cost A LOT of money. Dudes like Gyokeres are hard to get, and if it's to buy a striker who's not better than him then I don't really see the point.
*Han Kwang-song music starts to play*
>>145213119Abominio follicolare
But enough about Camerda
>>145213119Thought el cucktor zanetti
>>145213375Vlahovic will only leave if he has a season that justifies his wage ironically enough (as in he plays well enough that clubs actually want to buy him). A backup striker in the vein of Bonny or Ekitike, that can play with their back to goal would be a nice get though.
>Sensational Ibrahimovic : according to @TheSun he could enter the world of Boxing . In fact, there have been contacts with Mams Taylor, boss of MisfitsBoxing , who confirmed the news launched by the well-known newspaper.Taylor said: "I know his manager, we've already had a meeting on FaceTime the three of us: he's given his availability"
>>145213700He really does not give one fuck about his actual job kek
>>145213716I dunno, the efforts he is putting in as a clown seem genuinely remarkable
>>145213716Can you blame him? Even a balkoid like him is far too white to legitimately care about bbilan for any other reason than to keep him a bit busy and in the spotlight
>>145213816Can't even blame him, he's always been like that and it sort of helped him at times in his career, the retards are the ones who genuinely thought that he could do well as a sporting director
>>145213834He would have been great as a club legend/mascot (like baresi) that comes to milanello and important games for a little bit of creating grinta while Maldini and Massara do the important stuff
cam on verona
So THAT POST is how I find out there's calcio occuring at the moment
>>145213868He's been in far too many clubs and has a far too gigantic ego to be in a role like that, it's as if Jj hired Pogba as a sporting director. Some people are just not cut out for a role like that.
>>145213899You are right but I still think he could have pulled it of if he would have had retired after winning the last scudetto.
The fact that the apebanian thought it should have been enough of a clue that it was doomed to fail from the start
>>145213899>it's as if Jj hired Pogba as a sporting director.we already got a clown as sporting director, might as wel get one that dabs
/=\ Forza Mastini /=\
It's insane how the mention of Pogba instantly made him spawn like thatI kneel
in fair verona...
*impales (You)*
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGetting horny now
How flies the monza without merdini
what's up with cinephiles? they some how think that sitting and watching a movie it's something to be proud off.>b-but muh cinematography shut up nigger no one care who's the fag making all the cool shots cinephiles are worst than foodies
mmm intrasting
>>145214258You're supposed to say they sank doe
>>145214345Seems like someone got rejected by a arthoe
>>145214345Letterboxd and its consequences etc.
>tfw trakt.tv did a redesign and made their icon worse, fucked with the fonts and made everything purple for some reason
>>145214455i hope those shows aren't suggestions based on your previous watches anon
>>145214455>made everything purple for some reasonThat means it aspires to win titles but will never get close to them
>>145214345
>>145214524i was expecting it to just be pedobait but i actually kekd
>>145214516I thought that was James May
>>145214482It's a calendar of all the shows on my watchlist that my download server uses to pull a list of all things to download and pipe into the plex server.Some of it watched by me, but I share my server with a bunch of people. I haven't started yet but I'm planning to watch The Penguin and The Franchise (written by a Scottish-Italian). And What We Do In The Shadows is comfy fun, as is Only Sfinteristi In the Building and the Bake Off
>>145214568>(written by a Scottish-Italian)From Glasgow??
>>145214568>The Franchise>written by a scotterroneok so it's Boris but spoken in an even more insufferable accent got it
Armando Giovanni Iannucci CBE (/jəˈnuːtʃi/; born 28 November 1963) is a Scottish satirist, writer, director, producer, performer and panellist. Born in Glasgow to Italian parents, Iannucci studied at the University of Glasgow followed by the University of Oxford.
>Born in Glasgow to Italian parents
>>145214643so glasgow is truly full of specky bams huh
I believe he posts here
>a fucking furry
>>145213716Licking Cardinale’s balls isn’t really a job thougheverbeit
Perin; Savona, Danilo, Kalulu, Cabal; McKennie, Fagioli, Douglas Luiz; Conceicao, Vlahovic, Yildiz.
and mo i watch those torelli of cronache di spogliatoio
>>145214712Motta is lucky Stuttgart have been a shade of the last season selves
>>145214671Riomma cannot be a real club, there is no way that it can be constantly surrounded by such retardation
>>145214719please buy this
>>145214568I watched that show on Sky Atlantic. I didn't know it was some Batman shit.
Sky Yildiz
>>145213612He'd be a hoarder if he went to Bundes but I can see him playing PL. Arsenal could buy him and end the transfer saga of 3 years but I doubt it because Arteta sabotages himself. I just think if you got rid of Chiesa, Dusan is sure to follow. They just gave him a second chance because he wasn't as damaged as Church. The team Motta is building has incredible potential but I fear Dusan might have to be let go.
Imagine Zingaro in front of this defence and midfield.4 CBs and 3 DMs, Arteta Bin Laden
>>145213375Dusan is an old guard signing. Motta is promising and could change things for good. That means killing your darlings.
Arselel do not deserve a real striker, it's funnier if they stay stuck with Havertz and Gabriel
>>145214873>Saliba:skull:
unironically calafiori could be the best striker on that shit team
>still memeing havertzYou guys don't watch EPL
>>145214922Thank God
>>145214886>>145214873I refuse to believe Arteta is this dense. Every single soul has been telling him to get a 9 since 2022 but he won't budge. He just bought another midfielder and defender instead of the position they desperately need to put up for the title. That defeat against Bournemouth was painfully embarrassing. They threw away the title again. Two way Citypool slurpfest season incoming. I reckon Il Zingaro could fit very nicely into this team. He will not win the league until he gets a 9. Gyorekes is too up in the air. If I were Edu, I'd buy Dusan next summer pronto.
>>145214922I only watch PL highlights when I go to bet. Otherwise, I don't care. I only watch serie a every match in full. Even bologna cumslurpers. I watched a bit of la Liga highlights and man what a dead league. It's memberberries: the league.>MEMBER GALACTICOS>MEMBER TIKITAKAGod, let it die. Embarrassing nation. They won the Euro and nobody cared.
Please move to /epl/ if you're this insistent on theorycrafter arselel
Surely Zingaro hasn't already rejected Arselel once
>>145214960And remind me how upset their fans were over getting BTFO by Locatelli of all people
>a real strikerThat's why they should buy vlahoshit
>>145214960a grim and dire day for juventus desu
>>145214960I think it was a lot more close than Zingaro led on in interviews. He definitely would have went to Arsenal if they were stupid enough to give him the wage Jj gave him.>>145214959Sorry, sorry. I did get carried away. Back on topic. I had a bad premonition about a semen slurping draw with Stuttgart tomorrow. On an unrelated note, I finally got it down how to cook pasta properly.
for me, it's a real human beanz
>>145214991Hey at least he scored the winning goal against Shartalanta last season to give >us a first trophy in years
We must stick together
When the tummy says yes, but the face and giraffeneck say hell no
>>145215110>giraffeneckGrabba
>>145212983this is the girl I guess she's a popular singer I thought she was jvst some random model
>>145215110This has to be edited
>>145215118https://x.com/oranjevrouwen/status/1848367341203300552I'm afraid not
*scares a Re:Pancrazio player*
>>145215163Gg, enjoyed the stream a lot
Motta please try to play Yildiz in a more central position tomorrow, he's better as a SS or an AM
Muscle MondayTummy Tuesday < We are here (many people are saying this)Waifu WednesdayTiddie ThursdayFregna FridaySweaty SaturdaySwimsuit Sunday
>>145215163I haven't even bought the game yet, I'm saving money for Black Friday/Christmas deals + I need to resub for a year to PS+ and I need to preorder Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2was actually thinking of getting the Persona 3 remake on sale it'll cost me half as much as Metaphor
Good morning /seriea/ >>145220919so it seems, so it seems
Good morning!>Zirkzee wants to go back to Italy. He doesn’t like the PL and already wants to leave in January on loan. The desired destination? Milan. But the Rossoneri might decline because of his manager. Juve could swoop in.Ardon Jashari, defender of Club Brugge and the Swiss national team at the press conference: San Siro ?"It's a dream come true for me. Everyone wants to play here or for Milan“>Fonseca : "Reinforcements in attack? I don't think we need other players in this position. There is also #Camarda in whom we believe a lot.“
Ubisoft Cancels Assassin's Creed Shadows Early Access
>>145214913He's not even the best defender on the bench kek
>>145221841>Zirkzee wants to go back to Italy. He doesn’t like the PL
Tonight hoeness will understand what sophie beatriz and larissa have been through
Fenomenus in the serie ass and bidonazzo in the englishbvll league? But don't say to me
Mo I spiazz Grobbelaar
>>145222472Warra champions
Slow horses? Decent bong kino, enjoying it so far
Trevisani won against Pastore last night
>>145222739I was watching it right now (im on the 2-1 Pastor)
>>145222658Just been renewed for another season too
>Leonardo Bonucci joins the Azzurri>Gravina: "He comes home, with a different role but with the same love for the blue shirt". The former Italian defender, European champion in 2021 and fourth player in terms of number of appearances for the national team, will be the assistant coach of the Under 20: "Proud and ready for this new experience"
Had already forgotten about the OfGreggs red card
>tfw I got beaten by Duccio in the race to post itWell played
>tfw you are not faster than the experienced senior discord modFTFY
Fanta already turning into a 2 horse race
^Got catfished and doxxed by a discord femboy
>>145222947I haven't opened mine since August, realized that I actually had to be active in it so I abandoned it
>>145214722they sold a bunch of their best players to other clubs including Guirassy who only finished 2nd on the golden booth in Bundes to Kane, now he's eating the bench at Dortmund
>>145223251Isn't he scoring a fuck ton of goals actually
>>145221841I too would want to kill myself if I had to play for Poonited
>>1452232594 so far but a bit of a slow start compared to last year
>Mattia Perin signs new deal until June 2027 at Juventus, to be formally sealed shortly.
> Corriere della Sera: "New stadium in S. Siro: agreement between Inter and Milan with Minister Giuli and the Superintendency on the light constraint to maintain only a part of the second ring. Opinion of the Revenue Agency is missing. At the moment the S. Donato project is still alive"
>>145223347the perma sub
>>145223399yeah I think its a bit of a waisted career
>>145223399He plays fairly often this season and he's really important in the dressing room, happy that he's staying
>>145223410But enough about berardi
Fun fact: until yesterday it was Demiral who was in charge of Jj security
I'm still pissed off by the Saturday match idk if I'm gonna watch the CL today
I've only seen snippets of the Youth League but fucking hell >our youngsters are gud
if getting pissed by a match would make me skip the following one I would watch half the calcio that i do
>>145222920>>145222922How far we've come...
>Kikko hasn't done shit at Liverpool and got injuredWho would've thought, crazy outcome
>>145223452>DemiralI now remember Frabotta - Demiral - Bonucci - idk who the last guy was we never had a fullback those days
>>145223560Stellar work by Junto once more
Only the disabled group of subhuman criminals commonly known as jewventini didn't admit kikko was utterly finished
>>145223624Did you forget fans trying to push him out of the club to the point they harassed his girlfriend? Newfag
>>145223709
>>145223859The grass isn't always greener on the other side
>>145223624Media first assured me he was a phenomenus that was being ruined by le evil alekre and that motta would finally make him score 4 goals a match, then they switched to full on anti-kikko propaganda when juventus (read: thiago loffa (actually he was in the right here)) pushed him out and switched to licking yildiz' gallo full time (previously they alternated between him and kikko)
Allegri's like a curse, no other teams want him so he's eternally stuck as a thread meme until he decides to find another job
>>145223928I want him
>>145223928No but you don't understand le funny le corto le muso is the funniest twitter meme ever I even bought the premium membership just so I could read more
>>145223969Hire him then
judging by the increased tittle-tattle of fleas itt there must be a Juventus FC match coming up
>another juve match while im at school
>>145224020At 9PM?
>AC Milan consider Gimenez (Feyenoord) or Bonny (Parma) to boost forward line in January.
Another Juve match I can watch with family
>>145224031night school
>>145224053What classes will you have tonight?
>>145224053I feel you
>>145224053Dang
>>145224107Maths, english (lol) and a specific one I wont tell you
Business idea: Torress Morata and Kàka front line in the first banter era
>>145224269I hope you have a cute girl in your classes!
https://www.ilromanista.eu/news/interviste/155133/parla-luciano-il-tifoso-senza-memoria-non-ricordo-totti-ma-quel-rigoreRoma fan Luciano D'Adamo fell into a coma in 2019 and woke up with no memories since 1980.He did not know about the 1983 and 2001 league titles and did not know Francesco Totti.Literal quote: "I had hoped that in those 39 years we had won more than two scudetti."
>night school holy poorfags
>Il Romanista ai generated image of redazione of literal bulls typing
>>145224745Only in Riomma, funniest club in Italy once again
>Literal quote: "I had hoped that in those 39 years we had won more than two scudetti."H-HOW MANY YEARS???????Le funny heysel number mentioned hahahaha
>>145224824Could've been 40 but by le corto le muso (alekre reference btw) it's 39
This thread is full of intenditors of ippic
And now I parkour to the highest point of the map, equip the ugello rotante + prolunga XL and start powerwashing everything while listening to podcasts
>ilromanista.eu>euAs further reminder that they're stuck in Europa League (at best) and that's all they can aim for :)
Direct Top 4 duels this week: Aston Villa vs Bologna Liverpool vs Leipzig Juventus vs Stuttgart Real Madrid vs Dortmund Barcelona vs Bayer Munich
Yes because mo stoccazzo is a sqvadrone atomico
>>145224745kek
>>145224269Any milfs?
Me? Predicted hard against Zagreb AND ALSO enabled the 2x booster
Why does serie a kidnap the football after every goal?
>>145225060they as for a ransom to free him
>>145225060To hide the evidence of Beppe putting magnets in the balls
If all le shitaliane win tonight I will tribute Olimpia Peroni, Chiamamifaro and Lucia Bramani
Ghost of Yōtei? Wishlisted.
>>145225053Thanks man, saved my pronostico 5 minutes before the match
>>145225079I've LITERALLY just done that, based hivemind
let's go milan chads
Yōtei Yōhani
honestly the worst kit in the league
Bbilan... chads?
I'll watch the zingari and send Giuntoli all the necessary information for some new signings
>>145225120Germano listen>look at a video where they show how dirty your washing machine gets when you do cold temperature washings>comments say that it happens also with higher temperature and is important for you to just clean it>look at mine>it's perfectly clean already
Why is Brugge dominating so far
>>145225120
>>145225156Bbilansissies can't handle the sheer vision and power of the 1.95m Barry Keoghan lookalike we know as Hans Vanaken
This game will make me racist
Maignan is saving the game so far
>>145225200Against Portuguese people
you probably own a 30 year old miele
>>145225169>trannybangs
>>145225275>>145225148
I cannot be dreaming, there are two germanos, it's driving me crazy
>>145225275no
>>145225301You'll never believe it, but one of those Germano is a Ternano aswell!
Prince of Persia The Lost Cr-ACK!
>>145224745Now thats just funny
>>145225338Wtf, it was so so gud!>>145225361Thought she was an amputee at first
>>145225372>Wtf, it was so so gud!Sales were so horrid the entire studio got shut down, ripHope the remake won't be shitty, I can't imagine PoP die for a second time during my lifetime
>>145225384At least the remake was taken away from the incompetent pajeets
>>145225389I now remember that's meant to be happening
>>145225416>croatiaMetaphor Refantazio will have to be completed some other time, the croatcel is needed
>>145225416The influence of Koharu's cunny on a global scale is surprising
>>145225384>>145225389>Sales were so horridNot to be that guy but it's kinda hard to when costs of development are so high that it becomes physically impossible to get any sort of plusvalenza
i hate leao so much
>32yo Morata is the attacking playmaker and spearhead of Milan
Dont let me speak about royal
Emerson TOROyal
PULIGOD
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIII
New Pulisic carry is up
meme gol
Brugge looks like shitWe can get that top 8 Jjgods
A Si Milan
Pulisic is too good for this meme team unironically
>>145225545are you the real ausfra?
>>145225466At least he is younger than 37 y/o Giroud or 40 y/o Zlatan
>>145225534
Thats a red
>>145221841guy has been complete dogshit for united. he's a fucking bum.
>>145225559He only showed up after the apebanian was called out on having chased all other bbilanisti away with his horrid takes and cringy behaviour, you really think that's a coincidence?
>>145225617thats on united. they destroy talent
>>145225559
Marmotta league
>>145225592NEVER a fucking red the inital reckless challenge was from reijnders onyedika just stepped where he was already destined to step on, downright scandalous decision for the mafiosos
>>145224745>An accident turns you into a coma and sends you back 40 years in timeHoly shit
>>145225635It's more like they're dogshit
>>145225642
>>145225659I hope she's dead
>>145225649Based knower
>>145225649Gio would not like that post greek bro
>>145225649Uuhhh... red for bbilan's opponent!
>>145225687yeah, he was sent off because he may have straightened the foot of the gnome in question
ynr apebanain bitching about the ref
>>145225635he's slow and unintelligent. the best players on the pitch are dragged down because he can't maintain any pace or tempo.
>Deliberately choosing the worst angle to show the red card>>145225721:^)
>>145225687
VERY late Tummy Tuesday post! It’s been a long few days, yer auld pal may well be in a relationship. If I can do it, so can you Greek chad.
Fvrlani Leagve
>>145225803What going to Brighton does to a mf
>>145225803How brown is he/she?
>>145225819>he doesn't like brown women
>>145225814I have never been to Brighton. I did not go to Brighton. I have no intention of ever going to Brighton. Thank you.
>>145225819A tad darker
I wouldn't go to brighton
>>145225826You won't find a bigger lover of brown women than me
>>145225865Good then
You have forced me to post this banger because I think Australiamigo would like it(if it is him)https://youtu.be/dUHJBPIPtec?si=aTiUqfQwdE5ndhNh
Perin; Savona, Danilo, Kalulu, Cabal; Fagioli, McKennie; Conceicao, Douglas Luiz, Yildiz; Vlahovic
>>145225916Pretty much the B team in a lot of the field, I'm feeling a good performance from the attack though (hopefully)
>>145225916Looking grimBut Stockyard might be grimmer idk
Vlahović has scored or provided an assist in each of his last three Champions League games. 3 Games2 Goals2 Assists
>he is NOT watching besiktas vs joventut
>bbilan
2 EZ
Sad!
This is a top 4 Italian club
Mo what a sqvdrone the Belgios
>fofanaWhat does he do?
Sounds like it'll be up to the bianconegrus to beat Brugge...
Mike "Stands Still And Does Nothing" Maignan
get puligod out of this clown show
>>145226055Wear one of those negru rags on his head
/mug/bros….
merdao out, it's quite simple
>sub out leao>score
lemao what a humiliation
what is shitgnolet even doing?
That defender is a better striker for bbilan than bbilan's own strikers
Huge fallimentozzo if Milan doesn't win the CL with this Bologna 23/24 tier sqvadrone
they are gonna concede again
>struggling this much against a 10-man Club Brugge
>>145226189feel bad for tzolis, that negative iq ngubu and goalie fucked it all up, apparently worth 15 million
What the fuck is Gabbia doing kek
SAY IT WITH MEATTACKINGMIDFIELDER
reindeers having a gud game
>>145226234Why did you defend Motta raping his daughters
Fofanus
CAMARDINO
blackbros...
ja der reijnders ist einer von uns denn er nimmt seine alte von hinne steck ihn rein steck ihn rein steck ihn rein wir wollen alle besoffen seindu lutscher!
>arrive late in the box to finish off a pulled-back low cross>this is the work of an attacking midfielderCalling it an apebanian is growing to be an insult to our simian friends
>>145226237Indonesians are the strongest race
>Pulisic dedIf it's a long injury then it's season over for them
>born in 2008
>>145226313I lost my virginity in 2008
>>145226313>>145226319I lost mine in 2010, I kneel
>>145226312He's fine actually, the brown man will keep his job
>>145226319>>145226328What age? I was 17
>>14522634116 in a tent in Spain kek
>non virgins in my /seriea/
>>145226347Copemeiners ded?
how much longer is leao going to be allowed to hold this team back?
>>14522634115yo, on a school trip to Greece
>>145226361Couldn't be me, I never lose
>>145226216brugges is hes ceiling should stay there
>>145226356How tight was his arsehole?
>its almost December >reindeer getting back on form
Wew
I kneel
>>145226366
>>145226380tighter than Brugges' backend for sure
Thiago motta's favourite singer? Michael Jackson
>>145226370mr van heusenbeusen shouldnt have done that to you
when were you when camarda is gol
CAMARDAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahahahahaha
:(
>>145226440howlate.ru
Rough hit to take
HOWEVER
Told you we get refballed
>camerda
at least his hairline is intact
>yellow for celebrating a VAR'd golKwab
greek commentator still raving about camarda he said he is a scorer in milans fans hearts , i hate every single fucking faggot commentator who acts like a lifelong fan of a big european club they are worse than weebs
>>145226432Actually it was Lisa, the most stereotypical hockeygirl you can imagine. Freckles and all
>>145226490agree, almost as bad as ///cinephiles\\\
>>145226498Did you sborrad on her braces?
Problems in the warm-up for #Douglas Luiz, who will not take part in the challenge.Khèphren will play in his place #Thuram
>>145226513
>>145226490>>145226513
>>145226540Thank fucking god
>>145226540big advantage juve
>>145226515No, but I did inside the condom (getting that was a whole different story together) after about 10 seconds
>>145226540Even worse, but most of you aren't ready for that conversation yet
Rate my homemade oven Italian pizza
>>145226599tomato?
>>145226599Looks good
>>145226599Why aren't you fighting against le ebil ruskies
>>145226599you used a hard matured cheese didnt you ? its practically inedible now
>>145226617she is a woman
>Josephine Jackson is currently posting in /seriea/H-h-hot
>>145226613Mutti polpa, I believe the best one I can find here
The last four games of 'new signing' Douglas Luiz at Juventus:02-10 - Penalty given away against Leipzig06-10 - Penalty given away against Cagliari19-10 - Hits Patric (Lazio) and should have been shown red22-10 - Injured in the warm-up against Stuttgart
Should I watch the mummy returns, constantine or disturbia?
>>145226617I am fighting and cooking and the same time
>>145226667But what of his charming better half?
its unlikely but I hope juve can deliver the same sovl kinorino as they did last ucl match
>>145226599Looks nice actually
>Douglas Luis literally just fucking diedWTF GIUNTOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII do the winter mercato already
>>145226655but i dont even see it, maybe too much cheese, but is still not bad
>>145226667dont forget also should've had a red for a foul on rovella
if you were fonseca what would you do to try and get the most out of leao?he's playing as if he feels like he's been slighted or disrespected in some way.
Angelina and olly on sky sports lol
>>145226625Mix of mozzarella and hard. I know this is wrong, but I like it over burned hard way
Now? I join my parents in the living room to watch MY club play
>>145226714Bleach him
>>145226735based, my mom hates calcio and my father does not care too much and watches like 2 matches a year or when I force him too
>>145226728but hard cheese separates no matter what you do
>>145226740see you got black people then you got niggas
>>145226709Mutti polpa plus fresh basil but I like overcheesed overburned one. Still not enough heat in my oven to do the proper job
>StillerWhat the fuck
Director Giuntoli confirms ahead of tonight's match that Juventus plans to permanently sign former Ajax player Francisco Conceição from FC Porto.The transfer fee will probably be somewhere around € 30M.
>dean would be playing right now kys junto lee
how the hell did stuggart make the champions league
>>145226835thinking the same with bofonga, should kick the shitters out
>>145226835>>145226847should have won against real game should have been 1-4 on favour of stuttgart if naything teams like bbilan and shitton villa dont have naything to bring to the competition
For me? It's a Conceição gol to give me manlet courage to go to the store
>>145226872woulda coulda shoulda lotta hypotheticals when you a fake gangsta
Imagine if Jj had Barcola to play on the left wing instead of Yildiz
Savona is so ass jesus christ
Khedira is the co commentator on DAZN right now and he mentioned Allegri 3 times already. So the love was always mutual>>145226831He would?
>>145226990the moment jj actually BUYS a lyon /youngtalent/ instead of fumbling them >we’re breaking the curse of the CL
every game is currently at 0-0
>>145227159calcio
Reminder that the swissBVLL humiliated the dutchomination about reijnders being an attacking midfielder
>>145227159(You)
I hate Thuram so much
diving little manlet shit is gonna need to be taught a lesson sooner rather than later
Cmon someone score, I know that this is the B team but still
>>145227232That was vintage barellacore desu I can’t even deny it here
Concordceicao what a clown
>portuguese diving
fuck me did you see the size of that cunts snoz?
Sub Savona out please, he's letting the winger past every fucking time
>>145227273Cool it with the antisemitism pal
Savona what the fuck are you doing
Is O. Dembele the worst player at a big club*?
Very Allegrian
>>145227364How so?
Today will prolly be a loss, that's life
Holy refball
i have not seen vlahovic do a single thing
>>145227420>>145227420>>145227420>>145227420
>>145227385*plays like shit*>DAI VA BENE
