no games until fridayremember to take your meds
cubgers tho
doyers
>>145220969yay!
cubbies!
Pretty much anything is better than racebaiters in these threads
dear diary (mlb), since there is no beisbol until friday, today i played some video games and watched monday night football.
D O Y E R S OYERS
My Chadres.... Are resting.... Just like chihuahuanon!
one more for cubgas tho
>>145220984should I play Red Dead Redemption 1 or Majora's Mask?
why did the mlb twitter admin tweet this
>>145220992rdr1+2. i need them to make a rdr3...
>>145220964His name is too Italian for me to understand
>>145220996What team do you root for?
>>145221001>the the angels dodgers
>The aint its of Anaheim
>>145220993>>145221001Oh I thought you said deleted. I'm sorry, I'm a big fucking stupid asshole. Completely worthless. I'll delete this.
>>145221022Based autist screaming at his great uncle
I love the cubs
>>145220974>yay!I'm so happy.
just get me to my mettiejetties
>>145220999>His name is too Italian for me to understandIs he white?
i dont think US viewership for the yankgers world series will go more than 18M. just how it is
eliminatedfags still seething
why 8:08
>>145221146>Italians>WhitePick one, and only one.
>>145221162before 8:09 and after 8:07
>>145221162
>>145221146I meant last name. I can't write it so it's definitely not white-white. It's off-white.
........?
>>145221190so they're producing the world series film?now that i think about it did 2023 even get a film
>>145221190The Yankees and Dodgers are the two most popular teams in baseball. The Dodgers are massive in Japan. Apple is a business exists to make money. What do you not understand
>>145221199No and one wants it. I kinda want it, but if I saw it on the playlist I'd probably keep on hold for a year.
>blue bloods>in baseball
>this picture came truehow did he know?
>>145221206I think it's pretty gay 2bh family
Even non-baseball fans are beginning to talk about it because of Ohtani and the two teams involved.
>>145221190>Apple HeShe+ISHYGDDT
>>145221224then just say you think its gay
>>145221199
>>145221233It is gay as hell like both teams involved.
>>145221243I definitely wont watch it but I'm sure a lot of yankees and dodgers fans will
Not gonna drink the entire series so I can remember it as per usual.
>>145221096do you think we'll see the cubbehs in the world series any time soon?
Who will win the Owl this year?
>>1452211628:08 is the first pitch time>but why is it not on the hourMultiple reasons: it gives the announcers time to introduce the lineups and pitching matchups, and it gives viewers time to tune in before the game starts. All sports do this, to my knowledge. MLB is just unique in that it advertises the first pitch time exactly rather than advertising the nearest half hour.
Lineup's
>>145221282i have no idea, I could see it going either way. if you put a gun to my head and then made me suck your dick and then asked me which team I think would win I'd probably say the Yankees but i'm not confident in that
Is Judge going to remain MIA for rest of the postseason?
>>145221300I hope not but as a Soto > Judge believer it sure would help me win a lot of internet arguments which I care about deeply
>>145221297>if you put a gun to my head and then made me suck your dick and then asked me which team I think would winI think I'd forget to ask.
doyerbros are you voting for garvey for senate?
>>145221315Hell yeah brotha, fuck adam schitt
I hope manfred sprinkles in another juiced ball year (like 2019 juiced) in the next 2-3 years so Judge/Schwarbie/Ohtani has a chance of breaking Bonds's record
>>145221315It's funny I'm voting for Jill Stein for president, but Steve Garvey for senator. The main reason being is that Adam Schiff is clearly a deep state plant and at least Steve Garvey is a genuine guy. My isn't going to matter anyways because I'm in California lol
>>145221320kek my license expired and at the dmv I told them to take my name off the voter registry cuz I'm in a non-swing state and I don't wanna ever have to do jury duty
>>145221319I want the record to stay tainted so that numberfags stay away from my sport. If you want to argue goats, you can't just count you have to at least learn to say "but all the pitchers were juicing too" otherwise discussion becomes boring.
>>145221315>fernando's death to be announced any day now>garvey going to get btfo in the electiondoyersisters........ a 1981 repeat is looking precarious
>>145221332that's interesting, do you hate the numbers themselves or do you hate like the nerdy analytics type people that it attracts
>>145221329uh.... they will still send you jury summons regardless of voter registration tho...i just throw them out tho. its not registered mail so it doesnt matter. nobody ever knows
>>145221315The guy is literally retarded, why would you ever vote for him
Chihuahuas are sleeping
>>145221349what the fuck my friend told me they get it from the voters registration
>>145221339Fernando is 63 and is Mexican. He has minimum 20 years left
>>145221357Your friend got that from a family guy episode. It's not true.
>>145221361?
>>145221361hes literally hospitalized in serious condition rn. he doesnt have long. i wouldnt be shocked if hes already dead but they havent announced the death
>>145221363well whatever. I don't give a fuck either way
>>145221344I like shit flinging discourse. I like Ohtani being a degenerate gambler/massive money-retard. I like Altuve being a filthy cheater (probably) and humiliating Judge every post season when they meet. I like Barry Bonds only good post season being spoiled by the most unlikely of Angels teams keeping him un-goated. I like moments, chaos more then numbers. The numbers are cool though, I could never hate them.
>>145221382what about Recker?
>>145221190going to game 7 confirmed how do i bet on that kind of thing
>>145221382ah ok. I guess I don't see how someone breaking Bonds's HR record would affect your ability to shit fling but its nbd
gay berd bros....
>>145221369Mexico is actually more obese than us I think.
What did Talking Friars mean by this. They want to Hawk Tuah the Dodgers???
>>145221496think that's supposed to be >MLB is sucking the doyers dickdoyerpaco ESL strikes again
>>145221285I wish basketball was like this, where they give the exact time the game actually starts instead of the start of all the ceremonies (which can last to 10-15 minutes long)
i just made an excellent /mlb/ certified meme that will be debuting in due time
>>145221535Inspector Godgers is needed to investigate this
>>145221535we are looking forward to the contribution with great excitement
Can her body fit Judge's bat?
>>145221563
>>145221535Give us a preview! Go on
>>145221563Are you insinuating that Judge has a massive penis?
>>145221644did someone say massive penis?
>>145221668oh no ya dont!
>>145221570
>>145221561You’re gonna be disappointed and it’s only going to make probably myself and like two other people laugh
>>145221683if it has anything to do with men's asses and being gay, people in this thread will like it
Hey come to my premiere there will be snacks!
>>145221699im going to sleep
https://youtu.be/ah5fezB7_ywall aboard!
Lmao did like no one just sign Brandon belt, at all?
I*'m a Yankees fan
>>145221747Nope
>>145221732Are you spammy? I don’t understand this /mlb/ lore
>>145221732reddit sent me
>>145221732/mlb/ has never been more back than this
>>145221732At long last! The FAGGet pole smokers got their comeupance.
>>145221732Only oldcums remember this premiere...
>>145221732mother of god....
100% we get a game 7.If dodgers are up 3-2 Dave will disasterclass it again and take the loss. He's already shown he's willing.
>>145221732somebody rape this guy
>>145221732mmm….mmm….mmm…MEST KEK
>>145221747The dude is 36 (soon 37) and is only going to decline. Even if he had a decent 2023, would it have even been worth it to sign him knowing that?He probably got offered some minor league contracts and just didn't take them.
>>145221732 what the the absolute fucking christ almighty mary mother of god
Oh for peeps sake
>>145221732
>>145221690I’ve already made several of those
>>145221732 fuck my ass
>>145221732This is a mindfuck
>>145221732this is incane
>>145221732Jeepus kabeepus...
>>145221732Christ on a cracker...
>>145221732ZOMG!
>>145221840 we aint even gay though
Oh you guys think the eye popping meta meme is so funny huh. Well it ain't.
>>145221817This doesn't even make fucking sense
>>145221732Damn I really needed this kek Had some anxiety.
>>145221775I was there! I remember when the beeps came in and we went back to our regularly scheduled >mesting.
Ngh ...ugh...
GET coming soon
Oh my god
Watch it be divegrass faggotry>>145222222
but why
>>145221732as a doyer fan, i thoroughly enjoyed this absolute cinema of a masterpiece :)
The average retard on Reddit that knows nothing about baseball is suddenly going to share their dumb takes about the game(s) once the world series starts. Overnight they will start telling you all how they think managers should have run the game.
funniest part is that doyers are getting swept
>>145222551Cubbies got this worlds eries in dabag
flyovercucks aren't even awake yet and they're already seething
>>145221534Indycar also does that annoying shit.
>>145221190Yeah there's way too much money on this matchup for MLB to leave it to chance. This shit is SO fuckin fixed man
>>145221496That guy REALLY doesn't like los angeles
>>145222520how can a redditor tell me anything, I dont go to that shithole
>>145222879tell it to me straight bros, is Italy a flyover country
>>145222981no, i'll be flying to florence this winter
>>145221496Lmao little bro behavior as usual
Yankgers.
>>145223294>the LA of Italyit's over
Good morning /mlb/ let’s all have a good day and GO YANKEES!
>>145221357Jury duty summons come as an unregistered, non-certified piece of regular mail, the same as any other piece of junk mail that comes to your house. If you shred it and throw it out, no one will ever know if it actually got delivered to you or not, and no one will ever ask you about it either.
>>145221371They're waiting until Thursday night so that way it will be a motivational talking point and rallying cry just in time for Game 1
Aaron Judge is going to hit multiple bombs in the World Series btw. I believe in my GOAT.
>>145221371>>145221371if they're smart they'll sacrifice him to moloch before he escapes his earthly coil.
>>145223313im gonna look at david's peepee and venus' boobieswhat's the new york of italy?
>>145221732did jomboy react to this
>>145223424Whatever the best part of Italy is.
>>145223430Reminder: spammy is not fox sports, he’s not espn
MEXICO LOVES THE YANKEES!!!! DOYERPACOS BTFO
>>145223486Based Mexicans
>>145223486Aurelio Rodriguez > Fernando
gm
>>145223576GM
>>145223486>my los regios digeron tigresiesThey're winning the Eries!!!!!
mets own the bronx
>>145223486Based Nuevo Leon, Stankees and Doyers KNEEL before Los Tigres
>>145223728this is in new jersey
I think now that both teams with a bye going into the playoffs are going to the World Series, we can conclude that the Braves were simply whining about the playoff format and it really doesn’t matter at all.
>>145223486>Actual mexichads: Yankees>Ugly, fat and retarded illegals:
>>145223424>what's the new york of italy?Milano = Jew YorkTorino = BostonNaples = Detroit
>>145223486imagine if my padres were in the world series....
>>145223728Are this regular Bronx bf now?
>>145223486wait a minute....
I will never forget
What is the association football equivalent of Yankees vs Dodgers?
>>145223862The dream of Cubgers baseball is alive in Mexico
>>145223486Based domestic league supporters
>>145223819most presentable new yorker
>>145224026Yankees = Real Madriddoyers = Chelsea/PSG
>>145224026>two biggest teams with the two best playersIt's Barcelona - Real Madrid in the CL final when both Messi and Ronaldo were peaking. That never happened though.
of course the two euro shitter flags reply
>>145224224What did you expect asking a soccer question?
>>145224229>>145224224 is not meI appreciate the answers from our euro brothers.
Is this true?
>>145224533yeah fuck the yankees from here in florida
>>145224533Yankees got em boilin'
>>145224533Yes, the poodres and faggotbacks are really that petty.
>>145224666Curse those poodres and dbags living in norcal
>>145224666It’s been two weeks bro let it go
start the series
Doyers
>mets get eliminated>all baseball discussion screeches to a haltweird, it's like these soulless corporate teams don't have any real rans
>>145224953>no baseball being played>no baseball discussionwe need mettiejetties
>>145224953What would you like to discuss, anon?
>>145224953we need bugposter now more than ever
>>145224953You mad.
>>145224533Philippines LOVES the Dodgers!
Yankees got extremely lucky not having to play the team they went 5-8 against during the season. My O's would've bootyblasted them in the division series.
>>145225310orioles are chokers>cant even win a single playoff game at home
>>145225310Wow maybe that team should have beat the Royals then
mets would have the easiest world series ever if the shitdres didn't choke
>>145225350Weird cope
>>145225340Wow they have the same record in the last zero games? What are the odds of that?
>>145225340Is this real?
—Dodgers NLCS MVPs:1977: Dusty Baker1978: Steve Garvey1981: Burt Hooton1988: Orel Hershiser2017: Justin Turner and Chris Taylor2018: Cody Bellinger2020: Corey Seager2024: Tommy Edman
>>145225310kek lmao haha
>>145225310>gloryholes
Reminder that Ohtani would be the 3rd best hitter in the Yankees' lineup
geez louise
Judge is batting .161 this postseason
>>145225874And Mookie was batting 0-24 your point?
>>145223479>>145223479wow
In Judge's 4 most recent postseason showings he's been batting:2020: .1332021: .2502022: .1392024: .161Mookie (an actual statistical anomaly) in that same timespan:2020: .2962021: .3192022: .1432023: .0002024: .295
Worth nothing that in 2021 Judge only had 4 ABs. That's why his avg is so relatively high for him.
>>145225974Judge is going to bootyblast your doyers
Here's how the Mets win the NL next season. Will they be smart enough to do it?
I think the Doyers will probably win it but I will be shitposting both
>>145225974That's why manfred is panic pumping the balls as we speak
>>145226039The rare double must win
>>145225310The Dodgers went 5-8 vs the padres in the regular season, it doesn't mean shit come october >can't even beat the roylels
dont care. IDF won.
>>145224533To the one guy in Japan who's repping the Yankees, I hope he saltmines for years if Ohtani chocks like a bitch.
>AL no.1 seed vs. NL no.1 seedthis is literally based and you know it. fuck parity. THE REGULAR SEASON MATTERS!!!!!!
>>145226510>if you don’t count the shortened, 60-game 2020 season, this is only the fourth time in the wild-card era (1995-present) that the World Series will be a meeting between the winningest teams in each league.2013 — Red Sox (97 wins) vs. Cardinals (97)1999 — Yankees (98 wins) vs. Braves (103)1995 — Indians (100) vs. Braves (90)
>>145226532>The World Series began in 1903. So this will be the 120th. And if you count this year, the Yankees and Dodgers will have combined to play in 63 of them.>Does that seem like a lot? Maybe it will if we put it this way: It’s as many as the Red Sox, Cubs, Phillies, Reds, Tigers, White Sox and Cleveland have played in put together.>And this will be the 12th time the Dodgers and Yankees have played each other in a World Series. To say that’s more than any other two teams doesn’t capture the magnitude of it. Here’s what does: It’s as many as the next two most common matchups combined.Dodgers-Yankees — 12Giants-Yankees — 7Cardinals-Yankees — 5
>>145223486fake news
>>145226532i will count the 2020 season
>>145225310Next season, the Orioles with fall below .500
>>145224953>mets get eliminated>all baseball discussion screeches to a haltKEK
>>145223486Makes sense. The Dodgers actively don't care the hispanic fanbase anymore. They only care about the Japanese fans.
>>145224953baseball discussion on dat thang!
RESPECT THE METS!
>>14522653290 was the winningest in the NL that year?
even judge glazes ohtanihttps://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1848785203877249459
>>145227160It's true. If he's pitching. He's the most complete player in the history of baseball. He can throw 100 with movement, steal bases and hit for the triple crown. But he doesn't play in NY. Big mistake.
>>145227230Untrue. If he pitches then his hitting isn't as good.
>>145226977why every game at dodgers stadium is there a maraichi band in center field tho before the game? why is there so many hot cheeto food items?
>>145226802ROFL, what copium do you have to be on to believe this? They're losing Burnes and Santander, but getting back their closer and the majority of their rotation that they lost. And Holliday is going to have a breakout year. That's not to mention any potential free agent signings they'll make.
>>145227342
>>145227354>And Holliday is going to have a breakout year.youre referring to acne, right?
>>145227370Padres bros....I'm a Janquis fan now
Judge goes 8 for 15 with 3 home runs, 7 walks, and 11 RBIs as the Yankees win in 4
san diego hatewatching or something
>>145227641san diego LOVES the Dodgers
>>145225310>play like shit for whole second half>can't even beat the royals at homeYeah nah
>>145227641It's a baseball town and it's the playoffs. Dodgerfans stop watching baseball when the Dodgers aren't in it, they wouldn't understand.
amogus
>>145227857amogus
i think red is sus
mogus? sussy baka
ogus
xD
There's an imposter among us... Get the inspector on the line pronto
'gus
i need more of these https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1848473902089134369
HEY BOZO
The goddamn Bankees gonna be real sad next week
dwights ox
We need nu tho
,,,gackt,,,
>>145221732Let's have a see at this one
dwights ox on a mission!!!!111
Urg
>>145225330>>145227689The Royals were a very strong playoff team. They had the strongest pitching of any team, which is the biggest factor for success in the playoffs. They ultimately lost because of how poor their offense was. With even an average playoff lineup, they would've won the pennant.
>>145221732I needed this today... god bless you, my angel
how my dwightz ox doin???!!!???
>>145228226Royals won dat eries
..oof...
>>145221732>the timestamps align with it being a pathetic assmad flyoverProbably the obsessed cusb tranny or roylels furfaggot
>>145228363centralbros...let's dogpile this azzwhole...
>i just LOVE gossiping about thread celebrities!
It's 145228363spina now.
>>145228401Hi cubspie
>>145227641san diegans root for the lakers. there's a lot of dodger fans there
>>145228363cri bout it!
>>145228363sic em aj
>>145228363somebody rape this guy
Heh, you're a cubs fan huh?You can kiss my recker goodbye. I'm going back to fagraphs where they respect me.
recker'Nuff Said!
Yangels run mlb
Spit on that thang, grimmy!
Jesus christ Francesa is so old. He's on death's with a full set of hairhttps://youtube.com/shorts/V80fGtY4AdI?si=7ggSMrpJU_rV3BmJ
>>145228574Fuck the yankees I'm still malding over 2009
>>145228795denmark didn't follow baseball back then, please enlighten him!
>>145228687his podcast is goodand yes the fact that he still has hair makes his opinion more valid
Plop tuah shit on that thang
>>145228363God bless you inspector
>>145228795why because of the umps?
>>145221732find HOTT_RODDfind WCDonaldsUSA
for peeps sake!
It's the wankers I can't stand
for me, it's the wankersGo wankers!
>>145229364This asshole set my blood to boil
>>145221732Kek mest!!!
rangers-diamondbacks was peak soul (i didn't watch a single inning)
>>145229364You're a two bit asshole and you know it
>>145229364Bloody hell m8!!!111 Oi 'ate da wankers!!!
>>145228363big dogs gotta eat
No way Ohtani wins the WS his first season away from the Angels right?
>>145221732Let da big dawg monch
>>145229572Big dogs gotta eat.
WhyDo you like playing around withMyNarrow scope of realityICan feel it all start slippingI think I'm breaking down
>>145221732Masterpiece
What is /mlb/'s opinion on Jomboy?
this is /mlb/
>>145221732I love my Htown homies so fucking much.
>>145229725I'm the freakshow obease one with hella tastykake!!!
sad but true!!!
>>145221732Hell of a post, 'Strobro!
>>145221732Oooh there you are...
We hit and pitch. Dodgers can’t do both. Games1: NYY2: LAD3: NYY4: NYY5: LAA6:NYY
Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz *Me during Manfraud scripted world series snoozefest*
its reckina now!
>>145229832Dodgers only hope to win this series is to put 8+ runs on the board.
Which man's ass comes to mind?
>>145229572Decoy's gotta eat
>>145229572Let da big dawg get a taste for once
>>145229886well they did just do that 4 times in the NLCS
methinks dodgers in 6
im playan some vidya and watchin some kino until the worlds eries!
I'm cranking my freakin'g weenie until the worlds eries!
>>145229884cute!Wouldn't it be Antonina Recker tho?
>>145230000
>>145229936>the first postseason series where games were decided by 4 games or moreyeah stankees are getting swept
>>145229572Yankees in 4
>>145229725Is this real?
I'm a girl tho
Halloween is right around the corner
Any old cums remember met fana
Show me one mets fana in the whole area
Find mets fana
We need mets fana
>>145230211So is my birthday. I love being a October boy.
>>145230557I'm actually a girl though
Fem-tho
>baseball
I was gonna make a post about how happy I was that these guys made the NLCS after some of the craziest baseball since 1999, but the thread wants to be ERG's retarded spam dumpDodgers over Yankees. Mookie is your world series MVP.
I was gonna make a post too but then ERG triggered the fuck out of me with his spam
>>145229832>We
>>145229832We need a Dodgers version of this but with either Mookie Betts, Teoscar Hernandez, or Will Smith.
all the girls are laughing at the mets small penises!!!
>>145230732lindor :,)
I just don't see doyers winning a game
>>145221732top fucking kekFuck the mest
>>145230732lol triggered!
>>145230732>mest
>>145230673cutespea sounds like THAT!?
>>145230732>mestkek faggot
>>145230845I got yankees in 6
i love cricket i love the yankees hypei only watch baseball when they are in the later stages of the seasoni live in england i would have to stay up until 3/4am to watch the NY games but i will for thesefuck the astros
>>145230907i missed this guy so much....
>>145230673we wanna fuck ya cutespea!
>>145230907>>145230959he has a beard now eke
>>145220964Berds!
>>145230986holy fucking kek did the stock footage people really have a reunion for /mlb/????
how do you say box office in english american?
>>145230732Just get me to mettiejetties
remember to take your meds
>>145221732We are so fucking back holy shit
we need that reminder breakdown....
>>145230732LOOK OUT THEY'RE GONNA >MEST!!!!!
>>145230986Did the two girls switch seats? They dun goofed
any primordial fags remember metsiners?
We need kekini
>>145231088Yeah they got gaped by this guy >>145221732
we aint even gay tho
>>145231088How can anyone forget the most sovlful broship of the genny?
>>145231099It's a >cusb foid. Notice she never makes videos about the cubs being dogshit.
It's Reck'oclock!
>>145231126God bless you femspector
>>145230732We need arss.gif
show Faggot Mike some godamn respect
>>145231126It could very well be a philthy fan too
>>145231126Da gay boi has made his presents felt!
>>145231159lol no philly fan cares that much about the mets
>be in traffic>see cubbies sticker in front of me
The braintrust is on the case
>>145231126I don’t care who made it though it’s fucking hilarious
>>145231126There was a pretty good cubs one in 2019
>>145231126NOT MY METTIE JETTIES NOOOOO
>>145231185Look at the barfs video on the channel. There's also a dodgers, cardinals, yankees and astros video. All the big markets but not the cubs so you may be right.
>>145231185why do you think ur special? spammy goes after whoever deserves it most
start the eries pls
>>145221732Kek this post really rustled some jimmies!
>>145231212Except >cusbs fans because she's a biased tranny. Also there was an opportunity to make a royals video this postseason but she didn't.
>>145231244>this fag really thinks the royals deserve anything other than relocation
>>145231126>mest oh dear lawd!
>>145231244for me it was a shock there was no gaysconsin feature on that mests video To be quiet honest
>>145231258I'm saying that because for some reason cusb and roylels fans team up here and gang up on other teams. There was an opportunity to laugh at them but no way we'll see a video laughing at the roylels just like we won't see one laughing at the cusb.
>the mestfag getting defensive over a joke video by spammyBro it’s a joke no one actually cares
>>145230942Based Englishman
>>145231284Mets fans are manbabies with small penises! All the ladies are laughing at the mets manbabies!
but the truth is spammy actually likes the mettiejetties....
ANYTHING BUT MY METTIEJETTIES PLEASE GOD
>>145231126I don't think spammy uses the same youtube channel all the time. There were way more videos.
>>145231282>>145231244>>145231126this has to be someone falseflaggingthere's no way someone here is such a gaga goo goo softy baby faggot
NOOOOT MY METTIE JETTIEEEEEEEEEES
any jetkeebros here?
This sick attack against my mettie jetties goes all the way to the top of the Cub's franchize.
>>145231367falseflag-em!
WHY HAVEN'T YYOU MADE A CUBS VIDEO YET WHY IT'S CLEARLY A CONSPIRACY AGAINST MY METTIEJETTIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145221732Subpoena subpoena subpoena SUB POENAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>>145231367
Actually, I'm a girl though, however
>>145221732*sigh*I guess these assholes won't even make videos about the cubs.. only trying to mkae my metties look bad...*sobs*
Scuba dooba doo!
>Jack Flaherty for Game 1 of the World Series against the Yankees on Friday night at Dodger Stadium
We need lillistare (mest)
>>145221732I'm beginning to think there's a conspiracy here against my Mets.
mettiejettie humiliation ritual
>>145231367I'd rather not accept one sided bullshit. The cusb were way more embarrassing than the mets this season.
>>145221732Manfraud paid Ben Zobrist 6 gorillion shekels to bring this out of the muck and the mire
>>145231463ben zobrist...old cums remember dat name
>>145231432>Cole v. Flaherty Kino Kino Kino
mest got gaped this thread
>>145231457You are a wacky little pissant fuck, a silly little babby, a wacky dumby doll!Spammy gave you HEARTBURN! kekini! We need kekini! WE NEED KEKNINI OVER HERE!!!!!
we're cubyals gals! of course we have to humiliate the mets!
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>>145231457You got a butt rash from an Internet LEGEND'S top tier banter!
this is getting downright scary…..
>>145231478Lol get Shrekt Cub
>>145231457oh no this mestfag actually seething kek
>>145231457Lmao are you gonna open with this /mlb/ episode when you see your sissy gay therapist this week, fruit?
Fly the Cubyayou!!!
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>>145231457This is like inviting people to shitpost the mest
This is a sick attack
>>145231457Well you see dr, well, I know you're not a doctor, but you're a doctor to me.... Ms. Talkalot, they were mean to my Mettie Jetties this week. Why do they like playing around with my narrow scope of reality? I can feel it all start slipping, I think I'm breaking down....
The only thing sicker than this attack is the >mest
>mestfag is LITERALLY in a grand mal seethOof
>>145231553Someone post the image!
>hey hunny>my Yankees in 6 or 7 conservative prediction husband is at work>come fuck me with that Yankees in 4 sweep predictor cock
NOOOT MY METTIE JETTIES
ITFCB
berds
>>145231457you really should just accept it as flattery and stop doomscrolling
>>145230907>>145230986is this him?
>>145231648forgot link kek https://www.shutterstock.com/g/fedemarsicano/video
>>145231663sigh wheeze kek ugh
Spammy broke mest fans this eason
Soon
>>145231653>>145231648EKE good work>Steve Cohen in a few years while the mesties have zero rings to show for it
i've been pointing my laser pointer at every plane that flies over me and i won't stop until this rigged post season ends
>>145231567I'll be right there. Dodgers in 3
>>145231766Yankees in 1 bitch
>>145231787Dodgers without even having to play faggot
>Doyers banned from World Series after major drug bust>Jeff Passan for The Athletic
Let's all relax
>>145229832>angels win game fivedamn, maybe Ohtani should of stayed in anaheim
>mest
Jeff Faggot.
Dodgers in 6. Doggie Doos Gotta Eat
>*sniiiif*>*ears perking*>ahh>the hustle and the bustle..>da big apple>the Hong Kong of the West>if you can make it here you can make it anywhere>but before i do dat>lemme get a slice
>>145221732KEK
Say something nice about my Mariners.
>>145232126>Say something nice about my Mariners.theyve never appeared in a world series which makes me laugh :)
>>145221732toasting in an epic bread
>>145232126congrats on the... umm... urh.......
>>145232126No you barely exist and don’t matter
>>145232126I like Julio
the Phillies!
>>145232145>>145232202>>145232236TRY AGAIN!>>145232313Me too. I hope he gets some good work in this offseason and has a better, more consistent season next year. :)
>>145232369I’ll try when your team actually makes a world series
/mlb/ how do I get into /nfl/?
>>145232618Be gay
>>145232642I'm a Braves fan so that already checks out.
>>145232618Its impossible.Imagine if umps hid on the sidelines (instead of actively being the stars) and threw their dirty napkins and cried everytime something exciting happened. There is no defense in the league, and you won't see 2 plays in a row without seeing a penalty. Mix it in with the most brain dead celebrity worship, and a mahomes commercial for every single household product..
>>145232618why would you want to? its garbage
>>145232618watch college football instead. we post in /cfb/ during the offseason!
>>145232877What's the difference between /cfb/ and /nfl/?
>>145232861WtfJust play flag at this point
umps are shit but i feel like nfl refs ruin the game more than any other sport
>>145232618play some football video games (i recommend NFL 2k5 or All Pro Football 2k8) then choose a team that resonates with you in some way and follow their seasonit's no baseball though
>>145232861Are they that scared to touch him kek
>>145232861I don't watch much handeggAre they scared of touching the celebrity QB because the refs will call it a penalty?
Loving this fall weather sp
>>145233798>>145233803yeah that's exactly what's happening. if you fake going out of bounds a defender should be able to take your head off
>>145233912It was 80 today
>>145234163Yeah, it's great.
>>145232861like mlb is any better
>>145234163gay louis kek
I'm female tho
we need early nu tho
fem-tho edition!
>>145234177Looks like a whiffed tag to me.
Make it a >mest thread!
mest!!
>new anti spam featureMight actually be based. But dead hours will be depressing lol
>>145234623It’s just one guy
>>145234683Yeah in all likelihood it probably is.I signed up with a throwaway todaty. 3 letter agencies know everything about me but I don't really post stuff they'd van me over desu
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