welcome, summer blowies edition
YFO (yank flags out)
warner i hardly know her iykwim haha
big STRONG yank pasjeets dabbed on Nepal todaywe're about to DOMINATE your shit sport and theres nothing you can do to stop it
>>145231740congrats you beat up a nation with an average IQ of 43literally beating up retardshope youre proud of yourself
https://youtu.be/fZQZZf_R434
>>145231679CFO
>>145231826we're in here ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X28D2pAEDuk
what do the contending nations (just australia realistically) have to do to claim the #1 cricket nation position back from NZ?
Test Nations Only (TNO)I will TKO any yank on sight
CLEAN MY SPLATTERED FECES OFF THE RINGS OF URANUS YA FANEEK
>Ground staff in Pune have got the memo ahead of the second test between the Black Caps and India.>Roll out a bald, low-bounce, black soil pitch to negate New Zealand’s seamers.this is cheating, right?
>>145234212yes of course, pitch preparation is a blight on the integrity of test cricket at the moment
business idea: ground staff for international matches come from an independent country
business idea: a purpose built "cricket island" in a neutral zone in the middle of an ocean somewherethat island is the only place test matches are playedplay limited overs cricket wherever the fuck you want because those games don't matter anyway
Australia already exists bru
>>145231826https://youtu.be/gF5LaVkDhyk
>>145231826https://youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI
wait should we be playing all tests in england?
is england a purpose built cricket island in the middle of nowhere?
>>145231668
>>145234212why dont they just prepare a similar pitch and adjust their woeful selections instead
>>145237335>wewhich position do you play m8?>>145237376no but Australia May
>which position do you play m8?how do you respond?
>>145237335this totally invalidates jimmy statpaderson's career
>>145237782>bell st maccas in 15 minutes
>>145237782deep fine leg
>>145237782left right out
>>145237782silly pointthe lads always hide my helmet before i get sent there and we all have a good laugh haha all good fun
>>145237782scorer, was always better with numbers than balls haha
farting up a storm
52 days until BBL
i watch cricket for she
grim
>>145238461amy jones mogs her
>>145238466not my type
>>145238461nonce
new girl polly inglis is pretty cuteshame her batting technique is hideous
I don't like cricket
don't all speak at once lads
>>145234212Pict doctoring is rife in the subcontinent
why does a pitch need a doctor
>>145238730Picts don't come from the subcontinent they come from the British Isles champ iykwim haha
>>145238692queem QUEEM haha x
>>145238730this but my penis in yer mum
>>145231683queem QUEEM hahaaa tabla x
garn get drunk and watch ready player one lads
dire flick
yeah but there's only 2 'nos on tv right nowthat and the fifth elementfifth element is better, gonna switch between during ad breaks
MULTIPASS
LEELOO DALLS
>>145239196DALLAS*
shit i switched over but just missed the multipass scene
wait you guys aren't seriously watching tv that isn't sport? and its scheduled content, not on-demand?mindblowing
i only have so much storage space innit
second monitor is dead thank god for picture-in-picture mode
picrel is coming up soon lads
>>145239413i'm watching it on sbs on demand right now without ads faggot
>900 seconds to postAs if this place wasn't dead enough already
that place isn't this place blowie, go back.
>he doesnt post here frequently enough to maintain a cookieabsolute cazzie
>>145239591t. >>145239413
>>145239613>he doesn't post here enough to get banned for posting here ontopicabsolute cazzie
Any bots in?
>>145239768Yeah
>>145239768no but Steven May
windies on record 9th wicket partnership watch
based. they made the captchas too hard for zachy and bard
>>145239252don't think you can have media controls in chrome though can you? like rewinding / skipping etc. pointless gimmick really
game's gone lads
@turkbro pls confirm status following terror attack
>malding a*glo shitter crying to janny over a little 3 chord ditty with a Caribbean twist
>page 9ooo my dears
/cric/ cries out for a bard SEA bloghis silence (in contrast to his 2-3 daily blogs from South America) makes me suspect he's just gone there to meet that NZ waitress-stalker for a bit of cheeky sex tourism
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