Liverpool: Kelleher, Alexander-Arnold, Van Dijk, Konate, Tsimikas, Gravenberch, Mac Allister, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, GakpoEnergy drink: Rockstar, Prime, Relentless, Reign, Monster (c), Bawls, Bang, NOS, G-fuel, Celsius, Ngubu
whys an f1 team playing liverpoop?
>>145242589wrong team on the graphic, but who cares, they are very similar anyway
>>145242597thought it was a soap box company
>WE own Liverpool Kek
>>145242611go pack
>nunezkino incoming
>>145242589NOS's pace on the wing is gonna cause trent some problems
>>145242658Why is that Slobo guy so zesty
>>145242695born that wayhe has size 6 feet. zesty on a genetic level
>>145242704>he has size 6 feetWhy do you know that
>>145242736wikifeet.com
do liverpool just not have another RW so salah has to play every game?
>>145242801Elliot is injured
how many assists for him today?
>>145242886F
>>1452429013
>>145242736>>145242752some commentator mentioned it during a match, might have been his debut or the euros idk
The master of chaos...Sky Sports' Lewis Jones:"Is there a more fascinating player to analyse than Darwin Nunez? He is capable of the extraordinary but also the farcical. Big opportunity tonight for him in a competitions he has a very strong record in when you include his performances for Benfica. He has scored 10 goals in just 1,097 minutes of action - that's a goal every 0.82 games - very healthy."
this is gonna have at least 4 goals i promise
Didi’s ghost here, we are gonna smash the murderers from Liverpool. All the vengeful Heysel & Hillsborough spirits are here with me.
>>145243215i only know one didi
>>145243245sorry I am/was way more important.
To finish in the top 24, which guarantees you a play-off spot at least, Opta believes 10 points - so three wins and a draw, or other combinations - will almost certainly guarantee you a place in that round.Nine points - so three wins from eight games, or other combinations - could be enough to finish 24th, with that points tally being enough in 69 per cent of the simulations.But just eight points - so two wins and two draws, or other combinations - runs the risk of elimination, with that points tally being sufficient in just 16 per cent of the simulations.So teams will be targeting at least three wins from eight to give them the best possible chance of reaching the Champions League knockout rounds.
>>145243215>we
>Xavi Simons is still only 21
>>145243322hes had more clubs than tiger woodsor than raducanu has had boyfriends
>>145243307yes we, it is/was my company.
Teams in the tunnel!Remember, Liverpool face a trip to Arsenal on Sunday, live on Sky Sports. Arne Slot has resisted the urge to rest some of big guns here though - he knows the challenge that Red Bull will face his team.
Is Kelleher a manlet?
>>145243401hes 6'1 so manlet for a goalie
Cool stadium
>>145243413but simultaneously the tallest man in ireland
>woman talking
>>145243425Irish, when will they learn?
https://nflbite.to/RB-Leipzig-vs-Liverpool/30778
I still miss Klopp
hate drumshate continentalssimple as
>>145243334how is the white klopp pep ljinders doing at saltburg?
>>145243554Imagine having to listen to that shit every single week
Don't apologise
>>145243554hate drumshate teams that chant the same 2 line song for 90 minutes no matters whats going on
>>145243425>>145243469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0NR-aSJ0IIAPOLOGISE!
Orange
>>145243614kek
That Nunez speed
was trying to find an unflattering photo of a british man to counter this Irish slander but came up empty
>>145243589>>145243598drives me madlike having the game up on my 2nd monitor while i shitpost here and the drums are very distracting
what's the standard amount of time to wave a flag before passing it to the next guy?
Trent not good so far
>>145243652the white ngubu
>willy or banthe tits or gtfo of our time
How is that a dive?
>>145242589Hang on a sec that Leipzig lineup isnt right.
>muted the womanbased
>darwin laughing at alexis dive
what was that yellow kek
tony Khan handling audio
is xavi semens a meme?
>>145243757You saying they aren't led by a monster? You saying they aren't in their prime? That they aren't Relentless? THAT THEY DONT REIGN?
>>145243791kek
>>145243806i meant ngubu is on the bench openda got the nod over him
>Liverdive
Midfield bent out of shape
>>145243805he said the thought of playing liverpool gave him goosebumps. kinda cucking his own team. imagine if your gf said meeting chad gave her goosebumps, same thing really
good try
>lelleher
>>145243860only thing bent is you
>>145243930gottem
>nothing happening for the first 25 minsevery game under slot
>>145243969still preferable to last season, concede in the first 10 minutes every game
>>145243984true
>billboards around the pitch showing pepsi adsred bull bros..
SEKSOIs scaring me, lads...
Fuck
HOWEVER
>>145244037Kill yourself
EVOLUTION
never doubted him
HE'S EVOLVED
nunez you rat
>>145244051>kill yourself
>outplayed>score on your first shotLiverpool's luck will run out eventually
DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN
VAMOS EVOLUCION
Nunez finally managed to steal a goal.
Retarded monkey man does it again
Love a good Tsimi-cross
ABSOLUTE SCREAMER FROM DARWIN
hes evolving...
EVOLUTIONARY
BASED SALAD!!!!
he cant stop evolving
imagine if he was offside there
>>145244099not bad
>>145244072I'm sorry that made you red faced but its sound advice, kill yourself tranny
>>145244100goal of the tournament so far
Hello from Texas, USA.Have a buddy who is a Liverpool fan.I don't know anything about these clubs.Looks like a good match so far.
>>145242589
>>145244168>Texaswhat part
>>145244145>No uErrytime.
How
>>145244185If you're being told to kill yourself every time you should take the hint
>>145244168tell your friend hes based
liverpool legend gulacsi denying darwin
oh here comes the same little chant thing that they're gonna repeat for the next 12 minutes, great
>>145244183South.... 78XXX
What a save
hol uphol uphol uphow bout dat pool
>>145243969the Dutch have quite the liking for semen slurping
>>145244272grim
robbed
ERA
PENAL
>clear contact>nunez goes downwhy do we even have VAR
>no pen>but also no booking for a diveSo that's just matchfixing then lol
ROBBED
classic darwin
>leipzig losing>bayern losing>dortmund btfoso this is the power of /bundes/...
tsimikas always looks like he just got back after a 3 day bar crawl and turns up for the match. not his play but his face
>>145244306Nah.... it's all good.
-ACKpo
>>145244471Yeah he always looks like an insomiac
>>145244502needs some red bull
>>145244471think that's just what greeks look like
solid half desu, if we can get another and sub off the best players early for arsenal on the weekend that would be nice>>145244532medbvll bros...
Anyone in the mood for some half-time slags?
>>145244605yes
ok but how wasn't that a penalty though? it looks pretty dead set on being a pen from the angle I saw
>>145244640good lad
>>145244605aren't you supposed to be posting that dude and say claiming this thread for cute girls or whatever
I'm so happy for Darwizzy, boys.
>>145244654It's going to be some "game managing" bullshit
>>145244605>>145244666Yeah...Norsebro.. are you.. feeling okay?
>>145244666Pretty sure that Norwegian only spams on the weekend
1-2 is my fulltime prediction, la.
remember that US flag who would post in liverpool matches and quote 20-25 people in one gigantic post every like 10 minuteshope he's dead
There showing the contact for the denied pen now.
>>145244726>>145244666that's not me lads
>>145244785yeah he was alright
>>145244797Knew it
>>145244826darwingzy ROBBED
found it impressive how he could read and reply to everyone and still watch the matchI can barely skim read and watch at the same time
>>145244797Inside LFC Gamethread there are two Norwegian wolves.One is the Trapposter, the other the slagposter.
>Leipzig are 33rd out of 36KWAB
>>145244879>TrapposterThe "trap" trooned out for real last year. Earlier this year he actually tried to set himself up as an estrogen distributor before the UK Government passed the law that made it illegal for unlicensed people to do so.
>>145244826
>>145244927have a big thing for platinum blonde or white/gray haired girls
can't see how he's never scored for liverpool
>>145245022and a thing for chatting with dudes with your little dick in your hand
>Female commentator
ooffelt that one from here
that looked pretty bad
>leipziggers injuring alexis
>>145245015I love him so much
Oh no not the MacJuniors
>>145245067that's why we're here
Shite like this is why we needed to buy another CM in the SummerFSG cheapness costing us yet again
>>145245183here's tyler morton, now shut the fuck up
i still can't believe that penalty wasn't awarded in the 1st halfi also can't believe that Aston Villa are top of a 36 team UEFA Champions League Table, and that their 3rd most famous celebrity supporter (after Tom Hanks and Prince William) is Anri Okita (Born: 28 October 1986 [age 37 years], Birmingham, United Kingdom)
>bayern>>145245235the english joe allenballon dor incoming
>>145244848Id luv nuffin more that to wrap those big, saggy udders round me BBC m8.
should have been a free medical sub for that one honestly
>>145245306never seen saggier boober than the girl on the rightwonder if she could get a guiness world record for them
bit of a slurper lads
just noticed diaz is playing
>>145245478yeah... actually grabbed my work laptop and did some work
>>145245478maybe you set the bar too high
>>145245491he just got subbed on
>>145245491he came on at 60' for mo salah
>>145245491he came on like 2 minutes ago
>>145245521kek
>>145245522>>145245524that'll do it
DOM OUTJONES INNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>145245270david cameron too
damn
>>145245478Based /pw/chad
crazy how much more likeable a player is when they wear black boots
trollbar
sort yourselves out ffs
zesty injury alert
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>145245643kek
Ooh that finger wag
I'd rather be bald than have that guys haircut
here comes sleepy joe, watch him make a mistake leading to a RB shot within the next 5 minutes
>>145245683hes gonna score a goal i can feel it
>>145245700at this point i dont think it will ever happenmaybe in his final game
>yussuf poulsen is still playingptsd from christian poulsen
Is that xavi simons??That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had xavi screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor.That nigga simons and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" xavi , I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga simons stole my heart and drank my sneed.
i think slut has instructed szobozlai to not shoot as much
phew
thank you var my greatest ally
Konate is better with Slot
not very convincing from Liverpool, no matter how it ends
>going down before contact>dead as dead can be >rises from the dead after ball put out of playa yellow if that one at 10/12 minutes was a booking too
man of the match?nobody has really done much kek
>>145246000their goalie has been good to be fair
>>145246000One of the Goalkeepers. Both have been their team's best player
>modern football
chocked
they need to teach that leipzig dude how offside works
>struggling to maintain a one goal leadI thought Liverpool are going to walk this
>arsenal this weekendid take a 0-0 slurper desu
starting to suspect this openda fella isn't very good
>>145246000the linesman
>>145246046damn right, they've had to work hard tonight
>>145246050Yeah Openda has been Liverpool's best player tonight
Are they born offside or what?Fucking hell never seen the like
>1-3the state of patetico
we just dont seem to let in goals anymore
>>145246000assistant ref
>>145246000Kelleher, didn't want to say too early though
>>145245914>they only went on the road and got 3 points from a pot 1 team midweek between chelsea and arsenalyeah they should be ashamed.
>top 3 in CL table all english
>>145246118kek
>>145246000Yeah I'm saying Kelleher too
well not very exciting but ill take the clean sheetsee you at the arsenal shitpost fest on the weekend
have a good night fellasanother win, another clean sheet
>>145246098Why do they persist with the Argie Big Sam? Must be horrendus to watch every week.
is Kelleher the best #2 keeper in the Barclays?
>>145244600alright why is my girls face so wide now
>>145246242Definitely
11 wins in 12 for slot
>>145244074They’re playing like they’re deliberately stalling. It will eventually catch up but so far they’re now showing they at least know how to grind out results consistently
night lads
>>145244848Fuck me
>>145245183FSG learned a lot from Wengers stinginess. Even if the option is shite they make do
>>145246104Polar opposite of KloppBall. Far less open but that openness meant there was more goal threat. They do however seem to be able to score and hold on. It’s like old-school MouBall but with actual football being played
>>145246098Fuck them cunts lmao >>145246181They literally pay him too much. Sacking him would blow a hole in their finances. He’s perfected the sort of football Big Sam would be proud of but my fucking god are they horrible to watch
