Fuck the clippers. Suns own that pathetic franchise.
Remember when the suns were the most hated team here like back in late 2021 and 2022?
>>145253665Because we ran this place. Good ol days
>>145253665Everyone loves the young team until they git gud, become legitimate threats and act like it
>>145253688This guy gets it. Same thing happened with the Grizzlies in 2023 and the Thunder are next up on that list.
>>145253665Yea
>>145253731The original weapschizo and inceltic
>>145253745It was one mentally ill clippers fan who still posts here and still is butthurt over the loss. He post and essay on why he was leaving only to continue posting the very next thread.
Why no one takes embitch seriously.
everyday I come closer and closer to just losing it completely. im going to crash out.
>>145253688The Thunder fanbase is about to get real fucking annoying.
>>145253681>>145253665>>145253731
>>145253942Pistons will blow his knee back out again
edey just needs more time
>>145253654the only thing that stops me from hating the suns is devin booker
>>145253681can you post the image without the girls
>>145254403Devin Booker is playoff choker, can't wait for him to get traded to some shithole team after the suns collapse
>>145254412You don’t like the snow bunnies?
>>145253665Suns fans are extremely cocky it was warranted.
our rapshits are on an unbelievable losing streak right now. what the fuck do we do to stop this? Masai needs to pick up a few phones...
Okay which one of you spergs was this in the stream chat during my rockets game?
My picks for 10/24: we had a good winning day on Wednesday. Not a lot of meat on the bones today with only 4 games on the card, but I like these two picks. Let's smash those bookies.yesterday: 3-1this week: 4-21.73 units up>Spurs +7.5Dallas was not a very good home team last season, covering the spread in only 51% of their home games. They revamped their squad and I'm sure it will take a few weeks to gel (assuming it gets at all). I don't think Klay makes them better at all. On the other hand, Spurs should take a step forward this year and the addition of Chris Paul should add some veteran leadership. I think this is just too many points to spot the Mavs. They probably win the game, but I think it will be a close one.>Wolves-Kings over 221.5Kings play poor defense. Wolves need to bounce back from the Lakers loss. I think this total is way too low. In their 3 matchps last season, these two combined for an average of 229 ppg. Tale the over.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>145254794Sabonis is going to flush Shart down the toilet, easy
>watch FVV brick a million shots in the rockets game>all the comments are about how alperen sengun and jalen green actually lost them the gameI'm starting to think my fanbase is really dumb
>>145254529we go all indump scottie in some shithole and let's get that first pickshould we go with bailey or flagg?
>>145254910I'm thinking we send Scottie to the Wizards for a 1st round pick and take Flagg as our next face of the franchise.
>>145254895>Sub out the tall rebounder>get no rebounds >loseHow could this happen?
Scoot is worse than Sam Bowie/Oden for the Blazers
>>145253665>nobitches
>have KD on your team>give the ball to bradLOL beal almost every possession in OTInteresting strategy. They're lucky harden choked.
>>145255018>On March 29, Henderson recorded the worst plus-minus in NBA history with a minus-58 in a 142-82 loss to the Miami Heat.
>>145255074genuine "people" were debating if scoot should be taken above wemby...
my Suns won last nighttoday will be a good day
>>145255138average american couple in 2050
>>145255138Hi nobitches
>>145255072Beal was making shots & larden was gassed
buddy looks like he could suck cock good not to be gay or anything
Cryami Weap status?Jimmy the janitor status?Skitz status?Ahahahaha
>>145255219>regular seasoninceltic is absolutely pathetic, spo and co don’t start trying until after the all Star break. they’re trying to win a championship not an *
>OKC are making the finals!!!I don't get this take. The overperformed by a lot last year and their brand of zestball is regular season only. The West is down to whoever isn't injured. The finals winner is either the Knicks or the Celtics.
Sorry, I missed last night's game>Spoop Hendershit
>>145255235They're trying to get players cut and coaches fired hahahahaha
Really hope Joker buries those zoomer's dreams early so we don't need to hear that stupid barking shit they do.
>>145255248Depth, they got lots of depth
>>145255254The Nuggets are cooked and Jokic needs to leave if he wants another ring.Where is his best fit? Miami? Bam and Jokic could work together.
the nuggets finna suck this season frfr
>>145255287They will. Jokic will pull their asses to 50 wins if healthy but they aren't title contenders.
>>145255254idk didnt the okcoomers beat denver & all the older teams last season?nugs got worse
>>145255272Miami is for ringless bums Jokic has too many rings to join
What's he thinking right now?
>>145255254yes pleaseaaron gordon gonna punk them
>>145253654BASEDSuns own the cloppers & intuit dome
>>145255316>ahhhh my bruised cervix
>>145255294As long as the rest of the team is playing at least average jokic can win another ring. His teammates threw that wolves game 7 away and neither lively nor gafford can stop jokic. I dont think they beat the celtics but it would be a series. Were talking about a should be 4x mvp here
i'm seeing here that ben simmons attempted 0 3-pointers and 0 free throws last night, was he being double teamed or something?
>>145255301Overperformed, and they're coming back down to earth hard. Chet's going to be coming off the bench by the time the season's done.
My Spurs :)
>>145254995Yeah I don't know why sengun was out for so long, especially when there's two minutes left in the game and we're still behind
>>145255235>spo and co don’t start trying until after the all Star breakYet they’ve been a play in team for the past 3 years and fizzled out of the playoffs last year>they’re trying to win a championship not an *How’s that gone for you?
>>145255144this is the average couple today bro whoa re you kidding, there wont even be white people to racemix with in 2050
>>145255235Spo is a LeBum merchant, he can't win with Sissy Butler or Bum Addthemayo
>>145255251>22 points>0/5 3P>50% TS>-30trailbros...
>>145255534Very American looking man right here
>>145255534he was ass last game but i feel like he has star potential
>>145255555>those digits
>when somebody start flexing in the zone
>>145253665>>145253745>>145253765>YNR Luxembourg, wiltposter and kobefag having goat debates that would last for hours
>>145255555nice digitsI just hate his overblown ego, lack of effort on defence, foulbaiting, selfishness, constant sulkinghe occasionally goes off and has a great game, but I've mostly given up on him at this point
>>145255251>>145255542Rome wasn't built in a day.
>>145255616Hes Galveston
Cam Thomas winning the scoring championship btw NetsWrld is taking home some hardware
>>145255661Kek
>>145255675>this image makes weapschizo fume
no NBA player has ever scored on mei have never lost an NBA game
>>145255784No one knows who you are either
>>145255796I do
>>145255802So you're a no one?
>>145255301>OKC beat new Orleans and then lost in 6 to Dallas>Dallas beat the Clippers, OKC, twolves (who took out Denver) and lost to boston
>>145255784have you even been to a nba game?
>>1452558654 times and still havent lost
Official NetsWrld Top 10 Players List to kick off the season (not in particular order)1. ADeity2. LeGod3. CurGod4. Vorp God5. Temetrius6. WemGod7. TateGod8. JaylGod9. Luka10. HaliburtonLike it or not THESE are the impact players in this league. With all due respect to his “stats” Embiid does not make waves, Ant’s “aura” does not influence outcomes. These are the 10 players right here who have the power to defy fate and change the destiny of the league.
>>145255585>when someone calls you out for genocide
>>145256051>SGA and Ant nowhere to be foundThis won’t sit well with the flyover shitters
How did Scoop trick so many people?
The Celtics are -1100 that's fucking insane for the NBA
Lillard must be one of the most ass pgs to play with. Obviously he makes alot of shots but it must be very unfun playing with such a chucker. He also single handedly ruined the last allstar game. Nobody wants to see you try 4pt shots, and wanna see basketball plays..
>Josh Giddey a -22 on the nightDamn, he's in postseason form already.
https://x.com/thehoopcentral/status/1849266277413683586?s=46We move like this ouchea in CROOKLYN protect ya necks wen u play us
>>145256179kind of like that underThe Wizards are the most disorganized POS team in the league, they run Poole at PG. And the Celtics won't shoot like they did on Tuesday again.
>>145256103No idea, most of the recent busts I can think of were big men who had no talent but who had """potential""" because of their size.>>145256179It's just the Wizards tbf.
bros I am well restedguess sleeping on the pisstons helped
>>145256179The Wiz are going to be historically bad this season
>>145256098SGAy and Shart Edwards are not alphas
>>145256422Shart bros… our aura….
are my warriorers playing Gui Santos this season
New DurGoat tweet just dropped
>>145255341They better start calling that place the Igloo.
>>145253654>clippers L in first home game of their new arenafucking KEK!!!!!! just move them back to san diego already. we don't need two basketball teams
Why is Ja so in love with that Yuki Kawamura rook he’s just some random two way guy they picked up? Ja have a crush on bro or sm???
season just won't be the same without the piston's losing streak
>>145256680dam Jametrius actually yuge asf next to a normal size guy im used to him looking like a midge
>>145256639Wizards or Blazers can take over for them
Nigga said 5'5 is normal size for a guy.
>>145256747Yuki Kawamura is 5'8 (same as the average man in Bulgaria btw)
>>145256179It was Celtics -800 a few days ago, I guess opening night impressed bettors
>disappears in the 4thWhat the fuck, man
Banchero is our only hope
>>145256680Booked the presidential suite at the Zest Western
BAWBsisters…
>>145256298the true Aussie got his lick back, pussAHH bihAHH
Give your Top 3 for best and worst
Dis breed of lightskin satanic man how do we stop this from occurring in our societyWe need to follow the Simmons and Booker blueprint for lightGODS and do away wit these albino polar bear ahh dudes
>>145256945Top>Kings>Knicks>HornetsBottom>OKC>NO>IND
>>145256945detroit just put all the logos they had and called it a day. also washington with the little hand is funny
You now remember the 2023 NBA in-season tournament champs the Los Angeles Lakers.
>>145256945NBA Cup Groupings>West Group AMinnesota TimberwolvesLA ClippersSacramento KingsHouston RocketsPortland Trail Blazers>West Group BOklahoma City ThunderPhoenix SunsLos Angeles LakersUtah JazzSan Antonio Spurs>West Group CDenver NuggetsDallas MavericksNew Orleans PelicansGolden State WarriorsMemphis Grizzlies>East Group ANew York KnicksOrlando MagicPhiladelphia 76ersBrooklyn NetsCharlotte Hornets>East Group BMilwaukee BucksIndiana PacersMiami HeatToronto RaptorsDetroit Pistons>East Group CBoston CelticsCleveland CavaliersChicago BullsAtlanta HawksWashington Wizards
>>145257073>Thunder and Spurs in the same group againThey just keep forcing it, don't they? It's pretty clear at this point that Chet and Wemby want nothing to do with a rivalry with one another.
>>145256945>BestHornetsBucksKings>WorstDetroitClippersMiami
>>145257073West Group A and East Group C feel like the softest groups.
>>145257018I will never forget when LeBron won the tournament and basically told the NBA >I have now conquered Vegas. Give me the franchise here.
>>145256777He aint no 5'8
>>145253654Going to Celtics-Wizards tonight, lower bowl. What should I yell at the Celtics players?
>>145257151The In-season tournament last year was a set up all for LeChina and his Klutch cronies to win it in Vegas. Then LeXing signs a new contract guaranteeing him to be in the league when his other talentless son is up for the draft and forces a team to draft him. He knows his 2 sons won't last much in the league so he's buying the Vegas team when he retires and giving them permanent roster spots with guaranteed salary. It's all part of his master plan. I seriously hope people wake up and realize this shit goes deeper than you may think...
>>145253654why do craptors have to be so bad again...
>>145256882A whole crowd full of this...>>145256976Booker is half Mexican. Tbh we should just have a state-run breeding experiment to create various unique hybrids and see which ones perform the best in various fields.
>>145257018We goin back to back
>>145256598because he's cuteJapanese Yuki fangirls are crazy about his bromance with Ja
>>145256882YOU SICK FUCK
>>145256531Since that retard Stephen A. said the exact opposite will come true. KD winning ring 3 this year.
>>145256680The Year of Ja baby, we going all the way fuck the Blunder, the Tpups and the Mavericks.
>>145257469yuki is very cute and wholesome..
>>145257469guess he's on the right teambunch of faggots
>>145257606Zesty dudes get all da girls lil bro u dont know about dat
https://x.com/KingJosiah54/status/1849300112763244816What are we going to do about zoomers
>>145257120>Chet and Wemby want nothing to do with a rivalry with one anotherWhat are you talking about, they were already rivals before the NBA, lolYou can immédiately tell it when they play each other.There is just no hate between them (for now).
>>145257779Nothing you can do about it boomlet this is the way the world is nowWe running da show now ur time is up. Just had a zoomGOD finals mvp, and all future MVPs and FMVPs will be zoomGODs for the next 15 years. Its our time. Move along boomie and witness our ERA
>>145257360Yell, "Payton Pritchard beats your favorite team" after he hits a shot
>>145257927>he gang I'm gangThis is millenial lingo tho.
>>145257674Shiiiii
>>145257570
>>145258248>mom got sushi rolls
Is Jimmy Butts going to go full time janitor next year?
nobody respects me or my ring
>>145259082oh boy here come the samefagging
>>145258710I’m not even a little surprised. Bring back the same team, lose key guys, give massive raises to role players like Highsmiths, sprinkle in a few rookies you’re never gonna play. Puts us squarely where we have always been, play in territory hoping for another “miracle run”. Sure sure it’s one game, the first game w.e. Realize other teams have massively improved and we have done NOTHING. Unprotected first round pick to get off the Lowry contract, a tax saving move. To bring in a guy, Scary, that everytime I look at the box score he is 5-15 or worse. Inefficient, overpaid, undersized, scrub
>>145259082Gaytum…
>>145259082kawhi...
>>145259082Skitz's husband...
>>145259165Kek
>>145259082Jaylen Brown, Derrick White, Kristaps Porzingis and Jayson Tatum…
>nobody respects me or my ring
heatchads…what do we do now?
>>145259113>>145259332I swear we got the softest fans. Yall ready to jump ship to second we lose jump ball. Don't try to sneak back in during the parade.
>Haynes] Former Los Angeles Clippers trainer Randy Shelton is suing the franchise for wrongful termination, among other things, after he claims he was fired after complaining that Kawhi Leonard was being subjected to unsafe and illegal treatment for injuries.Kawhis trainer suing the Clippers for wrongful termination. He was hired same summer as kawhi joined the Clippers. Also claims the Clippers, namely Lawrence frank, were tampering that Toronto season.
>>145259436what parade, LeBron hasn't been in town for 11 years now. Do they have parades for not winning the finals now?
>>145259453He meant the daily Miami gay parades
Did Jimmy's window close when LeBron and AD swiped the mickey mouse ring from under him. That seemed like his one big shot of actually winning
Wisegods...
>>145257392>Zestbrook
Spurschads how we feeling about tonight?
>>145259444heh.....we're finally getting revenge against that evil Cloppers franchise raptiebros!
Thursdadan
>>145259810>moeslop
>>145259762We're probably gonna lose tonight but I'm feeling a comfy 35 win season coming on. And Champagnie is the next Danny Green. You heard it here first
Winners tonight:Celtics over WizardsMavericks over SpursDenver over OKCWuffs over Kings
No but seriously wtf happened on Toronto to piss God off now
>>145253654About to head into the Cap. Our Wizzies figure to get BLOWN OUT. Lot of Celtic fans, mayhe in the 80%. What should I yell at the players?
>>145259879Hi GoWiz
>>145259825No
>>145259890>That anon who said we'd make the playoffs last year before yhe season startedOh no no no no noooooo!!!
What's stopping them from moving back, realistically? Their g league team knows where the money is.
BO6 out 2night... I expect a phantom injury from Ben Simmons until new years
>>145259915>What's stopping them from moving back, realistically?The $2 million stadium they just built in Inglewood
>>145259954*Billion
My bets for today>OKC win>Kings +6.5->De'Aron Fox 15+ points>Donte DiVincenzo 2+ 3s>Bilal Coulibaly over 3.5 rebounds->Luka 20+ points>Wemby 6+ rebounds>Chris Paul 4+ assists>Wemby 15+ points>Shai 20+ points>Jokic over 7.5 assists>>145259879I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEXAND IT FEEEEEELT SOOO GOOOOOOOD
>>145259847basedgod hates fags
>>145259685damn
>>145259879>Gayson Gaytum!
Kuz warming up
>>145260099Derrick White warming up as well. Hasn't missed yet (23/23)
>>145260099hopefully he doesn't airball fts
facts
Zion bros...
>>145260140
>>145260135Not even the worst active NBA superstar
>>145257823They avoided each other like the plague for their first few games against each other. I have to think it’s because neither of them wanted to be the one that got cooked on Twitter for the rest of eternity.
>>145260196no they didn't
>wall playing better defense than the clippers
>at the court shooting>dude wants to 1v1 me>okay fine>not much time so we decide to play to 7>we start>both of us brick a bunch of shots>suddenly he catches fire>hits 2 3s and a layup>down 5-0>reeeeeeeee>im about to get embarrassed and btfo blown out if he scores a 3 >decide to play more aggressive>realize he only goes right>take away his right>he keeps missing>make 2 layups and then 2 3s>he keeps trying to blow by me but cant so hes basically shooting from behind the backboard now>win the game on a 3 Never give up bros
Shart Edwards was the filler character for Ja Morant. Now that Ja is back, Edwards is about to fade back into obscurity where he belongs.
>>145260296im 6'5 so when im losing I just drive to the hop and 9/10 they can't stop me. I know its cheap but I works.
my wolvies are playing the kangz tonight. hopefully they are able to turn their fortunes around and win that game. you know last year they lost their opening game (against the raptors) as well, and they ended up going to the WCF? hopefully they improve tonight
>>145260297
>>145260297ive always liked Ja. I find hood culture funny and entertaining
>finally trade for a solid player in the offseason>gets injured the first game of the season, out for 2+ months
Don't worry Caucasian bros, I got us (Pritchard warming up)
>>145260309Normally at my gym people that tall are a rarity, me and this dude are both smaller guys but I had a sleight height advantage over him. My main thing was I didnt want to lose. Im on a win streak 1v1 so it was important to me that I win.
>>145260355Forgot photo (wew, already turnt!)
>>145260333Ive always disliked Ja. I find hood culture ignorant and repugnant
>luka is FATTER
>>145260365Based. I bet on this little nigga tonight
>some nerd adjusting the backboard camera'sYa'll just know he browses /sp/ and /nba/
Why is Ja Morant criticized for being a hood nigga but shart edwards is praised for being a hood nigga
>>145260379What's his props?
>>145260373no its only funny when I see a bunch of "young niggas" doing dumb shit on instagram.
shart edwards has 4 baby mommas and all of them are bbl strippers.
>>145260335That's sad friend. If I knew for certainIngrim would be there next year I would say have hope, but I don't know that situation.If they have injury problems they may get an ok draft pick, which they may be able to turn around and trade for a solid player.And then next year they would be in a great situation. With all of those guys.
>>145260196Shaq was fucking pissed about that on the half time show. He wanted to get in there himself and body those twigs
>>145260415these black basketball players never do it right
>>145260296I haven't balled since they removed the courts at my gym. My game was ripped straight from DWade and Luis Scola. I pissed off every lanklet with the yuro step to scola scoop under their arm move.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS47-0oYJGA
Time for the first Wizards game!
>>145260461See, I could have me a good girlAnd still be addicted to them hood rats
>>145253654bros, hows the season going? I'm thinking of getting nba league pass
sup zoomers what game are we watching tonight
>>145260391because the jewish NBA media HATED ja morant and want an easily controllable false alpha like Shart to be their LeBron 2.0
>>145260391>>145260602ja is a suburban guy from a good family who larps like he's in dem streetz nigga fr bout it bout it sheeeeeit. he's cringe as fuck and a retard
>>145260391Why are you calling him Shart? That name belongs to one Marcus Shart and Marcus Shart alone.
Im on welfare but I own all of the jordans 1-13. Ant man is my favorite player
>>145259685not like this bros
>>145260627are you black
No Sarr, please do not hit the basket shots sarr.
>>145260671what kind of stupid racist question is that
>>145260679Black people are on average poorer than whites and more into basketball, statistically speaking that is just the most likely outcome.
Fact: Nike is spiritually a Japanese company.
>>145260687just because im on welfare and own jordans and my favorite player is ant man doesnt mean im black
>>145260585we don't actually watch basketball I just read the boxscores and shit on whoever loses
mavs gonna memechuck like crazy
I'm rooting for Sarr
>>145260627based
is it sacrilege if my secondary team is the qizards despite my primary being the sixers? i live in DC, so their games are broadcasted locally. and i like some of their players so i'll tune in from time to time.
Poole party
>>145260758that's not uncommon, the whole DMV area is full of transplants
Reality will set in.Poole will not hit every single shot for the rest of the game.
we got jj out here on the courthttps://twitter.com/Lakers/status/1849575345290346580
>>145260795no poole slander pleasethis is his year
>>145260807>https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/1849575345290346580We're back baby
>>145260807that's actually pretty awesome to see. I always thought JJ would make a good coach and you can see he relates to the players and probably makes it fun while keeping it serious at times.
CeltBros it's over... Blow it up and build around Payton Pritchard and Jordan Walsh
POOLE PARTY!!!
wow the celtics are getting blown out by the wizards. no way are they repeating
>>145260870>four point difference>blown outwhy are you guys like this man
>>145260807>jj might actually be a good coachIt's over...Lebron will win his 4th ring
Everyone calm down, one shot from Pritchad undid an entire first quarter from Poole
why are the celtics on a back to back already
how many tonight
>>145260896They played Tuesday not yesterday
>>145260896They aren't
Seattle guy from Florida you won't streak the field rn
>>145260546Someone get Masai on the phone, we got ourselves a Scottie replacement
>>145260915>>145260914oh shit i blame canadian education
>>145260546This is how I imagine British niggas talk hoops.>oi he grabbed the backbord>2 passes to a basket cheerio>they're low iq so spell it steel
so what are you guys using for free streams nowadays?
where the fuck is vassel?
>CPflop
>>145260952methstreams
>>145260960he's out for a couple weeks
how is luka still fat
>>145260970he only tries on one end of the court
>>145260807JJ fucking fouled he was pulling his ass down that last one
CP3 been a faggot since birth
>>145260966thanks bro
SPURS
>>145257488KD getting that 3rd finals mvp would be a big boost to his legacy. Id argue kd>kobe at that point
>>145260970Whites perform better with high body fat percentages they’re built to carry large amounts of fat.
I like games that aren't 30 point blow outs. This is good.
>>145260952i still use streameast. have had no problems
>enters thread
I asked to get rated on some incel forums and they straight up told me I’m busted. If I wasn’t 6ft tall I’d be a virgin
>>145260952fuck off fed
my raptor sucks Dick
Haven’t posted here in a while are Bulgaria and Ireland dead?
>Klay playing great defenseApologize. He just stopped giving a shit for the Warriors.
>>145261071we can only pray
CP3 should just play all time quarter back for every mid/shit team
@145260996Doesnt even deserve a (You). KD with 4 rings STILL doesnt clear Kobe
No game thread?
Payton buckets
>>145260807Veteran move by DLo
Feeling good about my Harrison Barnes MVP bet
DallASS MavBRICKS
STOP GOING OUT OF BOUNDS YOU STUPID FUCKS
>collins still on the team
Everyone knows that if this game is close in the 4th quarter, Luka and Kyrie are just gonna unload a fat shit on the Spurs.
Bro this wizards game is so fucking quiet and full of Celtics fans
>>145261202I feel the Spurs he's been the healthiest
the courts seem very slippery lately
How has Sarr played?
Lively gets his hand on every fucking ball
>>145261298Who
Luka letting Harrison Barnes style on him. You love to see it.
>>145260945why you chatting shit you negro enjoyer you better not try it lad
Nobody expected a fight against the Wizards
luka gonna put the ball in the basket tonight or nah
>cp3 will be restricted by Pop I had hope for this season but if he's gonna do this then idk how this team will do besides Barnes hopefully still being legit
>>145261345Why would you watch that game
Lively is the Wemby stopper. Imagine coming in to the league at the same time as the guy who is gonna cuck you you’re entire career.
>>145261356Is he even playing?
I hate the black girl in Wicked but I loved the one I watched the musical theater
>>145261298He had a block early that led to a dunk on the other end.He has been completely invisible the rest of the game
>random blonde bitchWho?
>>145261375Yup. 5 awful bricks and one basket. Looked like he was already gased. He looks like a fat pig.
Is Pop okay? This is the most talking if ever heard
klay annnnnnnnnnd klank thank god that shitter is out of my dubbies
Van lith deserves my big black nerd cock. I’ll show her how to do a surface integral on that ass
Please Pacers, bring Cody home
Wembust has more turnovers than points and assists combined.
>>145261449Lively has his number.
Wtf Spurs
holy shit klay is fucking done lmao
>>145261389ummmm black girls
>>145261449Wtf happened? He looked amazing in the Olympics
>>145261465He's a FIBA baby
>>145261358I mean, hes 40
horrendous shooting from the mavs
Klay can't win with these cats
Klay-sama...I kneel...
>>145261543Klay can't win
If Wemby busts that means only Gobert has escaped bust status.
>>145261545klay pretending to be black the state of that white boy
Somehow the Mavs are moving so fucking bad and it's against the Spurs
Bro what the actual fuck is this brickfest
Is this about the brand new balls that JJ was talking about? kek
mavs are a playin team with klay that nigga is gonna make kyrie wanna leave
Are the Mavs tanking?
>>145261565theyve put up way more shots since the spurs are turning it over like crazy, but they've just bricked everything
Luka has been ASS, this Mavs team is gonna be scary once he plays himself in to game shape.
>>145261298On O not great, he's taken some open looks and missed. GREAT on D, and it's evident to me he has elite defensive instincts, both in the paint and on the perimeter. Tough test against the defending champs. 81 more to go. He'll be fine.
>>145261588look scoot anon chucking 3s doesnt mean you teams doing better
BITCH ASS STEVE KERR WOKE UP THE DEMON LMAOOOOOOTATEGOAT IS WINNING MVP AND REPEATING
>>145261584LukaKyrieKlayCooper FlaggLivelyWho can stop this team
>>145261618but they havent shot more 3s, they've shot way more 2s
Lively is insane
Thundiebros how we feeling
shampenny
Can we get a quote from Skitz at this time in comparison with Jizzy Buttler’s 3 point disasterclass?
If the Mavs can actually just hit their wide open 3s, they’re gonna stomp people
I told you niggas about shampenny
>>145261695A big if. An if I keep hearing every season.
ship wembrick to the hornets and get champaGOAT some real help
>>145261680putting my money on "magnets" or he will just spam *
Tatum vs Poole
I pray we get a full season without bulgarian posters
>>145261624Bronny and Knecht
People really thought the fat pig was winning MVP this season, lol.
also Bulgaria and weapschizo have been posting less and less since 4chan added that new anti spam thing.im starting to think.
What a disgusting fat bastard.
Luka ded
>>145261760we got a depressed Slovenian and a depressed Serbian
Media been wanting to give Tatum the MVP for a while now but just didn’t have the right excuse, now that he reached another gear they’re about to hand it to himVorpic really never winning it again, Kendrick really racebaited him out of being one of 3 players to have 4 mvps
>wemby played amazing in Olympics>Playing shit in NBA right nowBro....
>your team
>victurnover
>>145261760>>145261805>Slovenian Leviticusdamn /nba/ got a new character.
Fat bastard already faking injuries.
This luka bum
Ayo TateGoat unlocked Curry tier handlesLeague fuckedhttps://x.com/stoolgreenie/status/1849605204330664044?s=46
luka please jokic cant win another mvp
>>145261864he will get hurt
luka ain't steph
Fucking embarassing. I stayed up for this?
blocked that nigga
LMAOOOOO NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRON COOKING THAT FAT SLOVENE
Two great games tonight lads
>>145261890Is this Luka's first game of the season? Did he play at all after we didn't qualify for the Olympics?
>Lukas fat and baldingits over. slavic genetics got to him
>>145261842Never compare me to a S*rbian again.
>>145261895retard bonger lmao
>>145261914slavic women be fine asl though, the Russian girl on my campus bus is hot and her mother is decent as well.
So mavs run really was a fluke wasn’t it
>>145261926Cope Bron posts on 4chan hes talking about Puka Dogshit
>>145261938stop staring at women on buses, you creep
My boy carrying that bum Wemby
>>145261938male slavic genes + overeating of texas food dont combine well.
>>145261956I dont she sits right in front of me.
>>145261955this is why bongers shouldnt be allowed to talk about american sports. who do you think cooper refers to?
>>145261995well then smell her hair unless you're a pussy
I bet the fat fuck is emotional eating himself into an early grave. He'll probably die of a stroke in his 40's.
>>145261957Doja looking fine asf here
Cooked Paul needs to retire already
Who's better Luka or Wemby?
What will happen first? My wizards getting their first win or the year 2025.
Wow Luka is really getting his white boy sissy bussy exposed I bet his little clitty between his legs is leaking all over in his cock cage thinking about bbc.
>the tatum era has begun
>>145262009you cant expect people not to call you leviticus 2.0 when you post stuff like this
THERE GOES MY HERO
>>145262005I could do that, only downside is I would get kicked out of school and the Russian mafia would kidnap me and next thing you know im in a Ukrainian war zone with a drone heading my way. I dont think its worth it.
>>145262025Average Al really getting 2 rings life is beautiful
>>145262076you would do it and then mog everyone on the frontlines if you were high T
>2 games into the season>2 Celtics 20 point leads already
when slovenian leviticus has a post USA-Serbia Leviticus type or prime weapschizo type meltdown ill refer back to this thread. watched him go from Anakin to Vader.
Don't they have ozempic in Dallas?
Celtics rlly about to beat the 2016 warriors win record ….
>>145262152>post USA-Serbia Leviticusthat was comedy.
>>145262152I don't care about our garbage national team. Most aren't even Slovenian.
>>145262164that IS ozempic luka
skitz lookin real stupid rn
Ok Luka, the Mavs have actually put a good team around you, it’s time to stop playing like dogshit.
how can you be fat and in the NBA you literally run, jump or lift most of the day.
Is wingstop a good pregame meal?
Why is the NBA showing me Donovan Mitchell's bulge?
>>145262268there's no wingstop in my city, ones opening up soon though.
>>145254499Only people that said this were the asshurt fans of Cali teams.
>>145262225It's too late. His bad habits have come back to haunt him as he's gotten older. He'll probably strugle to average 20 this season. Half those points being from foul baiting. He's clearly ill from long time obesity.
>>145262295preparing you for state mandatory rape
>>145262295they've shown it a bunch of times. fucking half naked Donovan Mitchell every 5 ads.
Celtics will have a perfect season this year. Get ready to see the first undefeated NBA team that scores 130 plus a night
fat fuck almost lost a rebound, probably saw a hamburger in the stands and got distracted.
Klay unwashed?
damn yall niggas on lukas neck
does anyone else get disgusted when they see someone fat IRL. I'll be eating lunch, a fat person walks by and I immediately lose my appetite.
Sogoat carrying Wembust again i see
>>145262393Yup. That's why I never eat when I watch DallASS. The sight of that sweaty fat pig revolts me.
>>145262385when you come off a mvp-tier season with a dogshit finals appearance and now look like this you deserve to be bullied until you get your shit together
my co worker has the biggest crush on Klay Thompson. she claims she's liked him every since he was GSW...
fuck chris paul
wemby really makes me feel like a retired 90s player when he faces up in the post
FINALLY luka
>cp3 flopwelcome back nba
I don't think I have ever seen a rebound from Gafford where he doesn't foul the fuck out of the guy boxing him out. And captcha has found a new way to be even more cancerous.
Payton Pritchard beats your favorite team
>>145262385He’s a superhuman talent that won’t stop stuffing his face. People should be on his ass.
Luke heard the Slovenians comments about his weight and started to play.
wemby could be the goat but he wont cause that nigga wants to be KD so fucking badly
>>145262472>And captcha has found a new way to be even more cancerous.election year. /pol/ always doing some dumb shit around this time of year so Hirofumi has to do something
>>145262454His jumpshot was kinda wet in the Olympics. I don't know though, he might have gotten stronger and is hesitating on his jumpshot. Everything is short.
>>145262430Fr. Imagine losing the finals after the best season of your career and starting next season looking like a fat slob who doesn't want to be there. I never want to hear anyone call him a "dawg" or a "killer" again. Only think this fat fuck is killing is himself with his shitty lifestyle
luka should gain more weight and transition to a traditional center
Kyahweh is getting greys, I'm feeling old.
Spurs going 20 wins again aren't they? Wemby will leave and we'll be fucked
>>145260996that is a little crazy but yeah it would be a significant booth, especially since LeBoomer and Old Man curry won in their later years.
>>145262548Luka should transition to a female and offer free ball milking with his white sissy asshole to all superior blk bulls
>>145262498everyone wants him to have a dominant offensive game like shaq but hes a twig
Ok Mavs woke up and decided to stop fucking around with their food
Spurs aren't very good = reality
Is this the Mavs being dominant or the Spurs just being fucking retarded?
>wemby only has 8 points
Lukamagic
>>145262616Dallas is probably the most streaky team in the west. They will either shoot 10% from three or 70%. This sometimes changes during the games like now.
NO FLEXZONE
>>145261563is he like a quarter black, no this nigga is bleached
>>145262616Mavs have been playing really good defense the entire game. If they had actually been hitting their shots, game would have been over long ago.
>>145262684Has the defense ACTUALLY been good or has just been the Spurs being even MORE retarded than last year?
Wemby playing like ass.
Luka has the haircut of a 3rd grader
why does wemby keep trying 3s
>>145262734Both?
Sochan can't win with these cats
I never rated that 8 foot twig
Watch wembys shot selection and tell me europe has a better developmental system
>>145262750Lively buck broke him
Hardy has suddenly become really good at basketball
wemthree
>>145262750You wouldnt get itHe's a generational alien
Wemby's absolute peak ceiling is 2nd option on a team that loses in 5 in the conference finals
I can't tell if the spurs will be good or if the mavs are dog shit
>>145262778uhh anon when we say "europe" we mean white
WETbanyama
>>145262838ok look at lukas shot selection
>>145262640
Lively clowning on Wembust, lol
How is Luka so bad at shooting FTs?
>>145262883turns out a toothpick gaylien is no match for an actual big man
we dont need this many whistles refs
>>145262891too many chimichangas....
>fat guy falls over because fat>gets freethrows
Keldon Johnson playing like westgod
>>145261449Not surprised. The guy can’t shoot outside the paint and too selfish to let others pass
if Jaden Hardy continues to develop, it will be huge for Dallas. homegrown ballhandler
>barley trying for the reboundWtf Spurs?
>wemby 3-14still not the worst euro in the game
wemby is 10ft tall and has 6 defensive rebounds, 0 offensive rebounds
wemby's offense is pure meme. Just let him focus on D and get some real bucket getters
It’s time to reopen the debate that Lively is simply better than Wemby head to head
If Wemby is this bad, imagine how ass Chet is going to be.
>>145263147LiveGOD always had his number
>tfw only team in the 24-25 season with two wins
>no gamethreads
>>145263201Chet is already the better player
it's wembover
Yeah brehs, I’m thinking Klay is BACK
>>145263295lollmao even
So Curry was the problem all along....
I hate 3 pointers
Apologize.
>>145263147Spurs were never going to win this game.
alright mavs are back
ok yeah, luka doing his bullshit now, game is over
>>145263372>>145263372>>145263372>>145263372>>145263372>>145263372new
Jesus christ
>>145263295Then why didn’t he win rookie of the year?
I thought Wemby was supposed to be the next goat?
>>145263205> destroys Rudy and and WembitchLively is the father of France
>>145263555It’s just a popularity contest lol. Look at who made their team better
