Davante Adams called out new teammates after ugly loss to SteelersSeahawks place T Stone Forsythe on injured reserve, claim LB Josh Ross on waiversDerrick Henry can break rushing record, Lamar Jackson saysCardinals worked out 3 QBsTyreek Hill to fantasy owners ahead of Tua Tagovailoa's potential return: 'We're back, baby. Start me this week' Jim Harbaugh not happy with officiating late in Chargers' Week 7 loss to CardinalsGiants owner anticipates Daboll, Schoen returning in 2025Robert Saleh to consult for Packers 49ers expect Christian McCaffrey to return to practice during the bye weekJerod Mayo responds to Bill Belichick’s criticismSeahawks obtain LB Ernest Jones IV from TitansBryce Young will start for Panthers Week 8Titans QB Will Levis "probably" out one more weekUpdate: DeAndre Hopkins trade finalized, Chiefs plan to play him immediatelyPanthers open up Adam Thielen's 21-day practice windowBrowns hand play-calling duties to OC Ken Dorsey
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>>145258977Bears bears bears
59-0 soon
Stafford will be sacked 7 times tonight
>>145259112if nukua and kupp are both healthy im sure the plan is 2 seconds and out
My Rammies :)
>>145259103Based
>>145259112They can't trade for him if they murder him
>>145259063>coach that makes normalfags seethe like nothing else>/nfl/ somehow hates thisexplain it to me
is there any reason why I shouldn't bet it all on the ravens? it's going to be a massacre
last digit is number of controversial calls we make tonight
This entire soft saga with Mayo and the Patriots has been exhausting
>>145259142That was the plan Lions had and Goff still got sacked 4 times.That's the best oline in the league, Rams might have the worst one (partially due to injuries but that's beside the point)
>>145259163The ultimate contrarians
>>145259196forgot my pic
>>145259200X to doubt
>>145259196against the browns? It's like the only games of the year they show up for. Ravens will still win but it won't be a blow out.
This one (1) webm will cause queefs fans to lose their minds.
>>145259142Puka hasn't practiced since week 1 and is going to play like snaps.If Rams are ever down by two scores and Vikings get the ball, Puka isn't coming back in the game.
>>145259110I've personally seen them lose games so this undefeated myth isn't truYou can only give shitters like Dookie so many shots in the redzone before the crowd comes down and tears you to shreds
uh, isn't it the receiver's job to beat man coverage, not the QBs?
>>145259210and what was goofs passing numbers lol
>>145259228It will also be the best game for the NuFL to have the ravens losing and ensuring the mutt gets his precious little home game in january.
>>145259254BIG COCK BROCK IS FUCKING ELITE WITH 5 PRO BOWLERS ON OFFENSE!
>>145258977>'We have Ryan Gosling at home'
>>145259254This is the (((media's))) passive aggressive response to every one, correctly, saying that >black qbs can't play against cover 2.
>>145259254>purdy is shit when shanahan isn't scheming receivers wide openwhoa
>>145259254The qb is supposed to throw the receiver open
>>145259268>2nd in the NFC on week 7Commiebros I haven't felt like this in a long time.
>>145259261This discussion is about sacks, and as I said, Stafford will be sacked 7 times
>>145259261>MUH STATSloins fans really are the new sois fans, aren't they? What watching >your team win 1 division title in 30 years does to a motherfucker.
>>145259254>System qb is shit when half the system are ded or injuredWho fucking knew.
the NFCN is too fun this year idk how to cope
>>145259291the qb throws to the receiver that's open it's not brocks fault their 4th stringers can't get open
>he just needs more help
>>145259196still a divisional game against staffs that have seen each other 8 times. ravens winning by 35 or losing by a field goal wouldn't make me bat an eye
>last place in their divisionI thought gayleb was supposed to be the savior of shitcongo...?
>>145259210Stafford always shreds against blitz when his weapons are healthy, and Kyren Williams has 9 straight games with a TD, I don't think it'll be hard to run on them without Cushing. ViQueens are frauds on a short week in primetime vs a desperate team. Staff gonna dab on them.
Week 8 predictions:Rams vs Vikings - VikingsJaguars vs Packers - PackersDolphins vs Cardinals - CardinalsPatriots vs Jets - JetsBrowns vs Ravens - RavensBengals vs Eagles - EaglesTexans vs Colts - TexansLions vs Titans - Lionsbuccaneers vs Falcons - BuccaneersChargers vs Saints - ChargersSeahawks vs Bills - BillsCommanders vs Bears - CommandersRaiders vs Chiefs - ChiefsBroncos vs Panthers - Broncos49ers vs Cowboys - 49ersSteelers vs Giants - Steelers
>>145259268NFL needs to go the way of the NBA and get rid of reserved home games for division champs.Playoffs should just be the best 7 teams in each conference. Imagine letting these fucking poverty 9 win NFCS teams in AND giving them a home game every single year when they continually refuse to get their shit together
>>145259339>they'll either win or lose>it will either be a blowout or closeDamn, you must write for Sports Betting Weekly Magazine or something.
>>145259350Cashman* not Cushing, mixed up my white LBs
>>145259350>Vikings are frauds If this is the case, Chiefs are the only non fraud team in the entire nflAlso, Rams oline is trash, Stafford is fucked
>>145259306>tear up a defense with comical ease>but muh 4 playsyou're the one using the arbitrary dude stats here. they got scorched
>>145259380>chiefs>non fraud teamlol refs have bailed them out on 4 occasions this year already
>>145259293They're not 2nd in anything, dumbass.
>>145259391Okay so then every team is fraudulent I guess
Rams win tonight
>>145259366best bettors are the ones confident enough to say they don't know and lay off
>>145259337Just need your WR1,WR2,TE1,RB1 and you're the best QB ever deserving of a contract.
>>145259388>DUUUDE STATS THOUGH!kwab. Go cry about the refs some more.
Kangz demolish the rams tonight Weakest team they've played all year, yes weaker than the gnats
When you're the Chiefs they let you do it.
>>145259405Yeah, but your next bet could be the big one! better (lel) not miss out!
>>145259380Bears aren't frauds either. We're the "nobody believes in us" team this year because the NFCN looks so good, but meanwhile we have the best defense in the entire conference.
>>145259419Of course...they are the market that Roger decided he wants to see everyone wear a jersey in. Shit, even the criminals in KC wear mutthomes jerseys.
>>145259360You must be a fan of a team from the NFC East
>>145259360the purpose of divisions is they have similar schedules so you know rather objectively who the best of the 4 is. teams in the same conf different div can have as little as 2 common opponents I think. it becomes arbitrary and up to scheduling determining who makes the playoffs at the bubble
>>145258977Mickey Loomis is a football terrorist
>>145259442
>>145259432Beat a team with a .500 or better record before you start talking
>>145259458
>>145259268I almost forgot how shit the NFC isAt least the AFC has 3 legit teams
>>145259432No, "nobody believes" in the burrs because they have a twink faggot QB who can't beat cover 2.
>>145259244I see one of the slowest QBs juking half the 49ers D. What about this makes Chiefies mad?
>>145259460They will this weekend
>>145259450If you're the objective best team in your division you're still going to get launched to the top by going 4-2 to 6-0 in your division.The problem is these poverty teams that get sent every fucking year to be slaughtered by the 5th seed.Iggles are like the only 5th seed in years to lose to the 4th seed. The 4th / 5th seed game should be the closest wild card game to watch, instead it's always the 3rd / 6th seed game.
>>145259458>>145259472Because I guess black people never start shooting in Chicago and Baltimore kekSome nigga on the 9ers got shot over a Rolex
>“It was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. No matter what the man’s past is, if he was out there scoring touchdowns for you and we were having a better season here, there would have been none of that. Now we’re getting to the ugly nature of what the NFL and the fans are,” Harris said on “We’re the Harrises” podcast with former NFLers Ryan and Chris Harris. “Think about how it makes the other players on the team feel. When one of their brothers is giving their all, and he gets hurt giving his all, and you’re hearing cheering from the fans. It’s bigger than football. The fans have to realize you lost a lot of the players that day.”who was in the wrong here?
It's funny, Howie Roseman consistently trade-rapes in the offseason, but his trade-deadline moves have been awful. Pic related is from Kempski.
>>145259511The Marcus Mariota atarter Commanders are 0-0, if they lose they'll be a 0-1 team
>>145259213Intra-division games are often weird. I still think they win easily but I wouldn't bet it.
A WR GOT SHOT AGAIN
>>145259511But it won't count because>they just beat Marriotta>they just beat injured Daniels>Daniels is just a rookie>the commies lolEvery team thw bears beat immediately becomes trash in the eyes of /sp/
>>145259460Our vastly inferior 2023 team kicked the shit out of the Lions in Chicago last year when we had a kick returner playing QB.>>145259483>can't beat cover 2
>>145259553If Daniels plays they'll get credit No shit no one is going to give them credit if they beat Mariota, why are we even having this discussion?
And nothing of value was lost
why the FUCK are the bears favorites at Washington?
>>145259586Because ball-knowers recognize elite defense and Marcus Mariota.
>>145259583Because Bears fans are insecure over everyone (rightfully) taking the rest of the division seriously with them beating strong team meanwhile the Bears have lost to the Colts.
>>145259586see >>145259538 and >>145259553
>>145259531I would trade Howie Roseman for this pile of shit in a heartbeat. At least Howie isn't intentionally harming the team with his retarded decisions.
>>145259268NFC North SUPREMACY
>>145259545what is it about wrs that make them so prone to shootings?
>BQ: And you know what Jonas, you and Lee by the way, are easily the most stupid pieces of shit to draw oxygen on this Earth, I'm talking Detroit Lions 08 levels of bad, I'm only here because I need the money to fund the multiple plastic surgeries I'm addicted to getting>LA: Dang.>BQ: Even in death you aren't useful as fertiliser because the plants would die or possibly turn into cancer plants that shoot spores into the air and wrestle the life out of young children who would have grown up to counteract the evil you brought into this world>LA: Dang.>JK: Hey .... well .... you know what ..... at least when I do the promo soundbites it sounds like I like it rather than just reading off a sheet like you>LA: Dang.>BQ: Ok, that's it, I can't handle this criticism, I'm gonna be off the air for the next hour to cope about it, I'm sure you'll make an unfunny joke explaining my absence that will get zero laughs.>LA: Talent cannot outperform dysfunction man.
>>145259512if it stopped with that I probably agree but I'm a big slippery slope guy and especially with the move to abolish divisions in other sports I don't like where it leads to. you and most people just don't view the divisions as autonomous entities as much as they were intended
>>145259585THEY SHOT THE MUTTHOMIE!? No wonder he's played like shit all season.
queens are going to lose tonight sadly
>>145259625Fortunately not.
>>145259624strapped at all times
>>145259254He's probably not throwing it to the right spot.
>>145259625>queensbut enough about your faggots-only COD team. This thread is about the NFL.
>>145259649xDDD
>>145259644Why are the cops AND civies all running to the same place? Shouldn't the cops be running towards the danger and the civies away from the danger?
>>145259621I do think divisions should swap between conferences every 1-5 years, but the divisions themselves shouldn't change.But yea my number 1 problem is teams in shit divisions getting a free playoff pass. The fact that we've seen two 8-9 teams make the playoffs recently is insane.
during the massage he told the woman to put more oil on her hands, then forced her fingers in his anus
>>145259254Timing and placement are important to beat man coverage. Windows open and close, and the difference between open and not open can depend on how accurate the QB can be.
what went wrong?
The Jets are cooked, aren't they?
>>145259668feds in the crowd likelyThere's a massive Federal Reserve and IRS complex right down the street from Union Station where the shooting occurred
>>145259695That's racist.
why is every op jarred goff
>>145259702Out of shape feds wearing mutthomes jerseys...there's a joke here somewhere...
>>145259711JAR-ED GOFFJAR-ED GOFFJAR-ED GOFF
>>145259695>draft project QB>start him right away >don't even have a veteran QB he can learn fromkid never stood a chance
>mfw the browns win the Super Bowl.
>>145259695He's a project like the other anon said. Sometimes it doesn't work out. There's still a chance that he pans out but they'll probably want to get rid of him after next season if he doesn't show any improvement.
>>145259695The 2023 QB draft class is complete ass yes even Stroud
miss me yet?
>>145259791>tfw you see Trevor's confidence declining steadily as he continues to play for this shit franchise :(
come here lil rammies poster
>>145259821based knower of ball
BELICHAD is winning so hard over Brady right now
>>145259778guys rocking 60 QB ratings regardless never had a chance. the guy doesn't have the hand eye coordination to throw what's a coach going to do about that
>>145259821Oh I'm sorry, is CJ Stroud's career over yet? Are you saying that one little game where he passes for less than 100 yards means that it's over for him? Because if you think that then I can tell you right now that you're wrong. Completely wrong. Utterly and objectively wrong. You are nothing. You are less than nothing. Fuck you. Fuck your existence.
>>145259616It's the highest profile role requiring the lowest minimum IQ >akaIt attracts idiots like flies
>>145259834Fight me bitch
>>145259834vike tomlin
>>145259849he's the epitome of moisturized and in his lane rn
>>145259849>black onlyWeird pair of leggies to be riding a bike in...
WE'RE FUCKING BACK
>>145259276Kek be nice to my Goffie
>>145259687How about>no conferences just divisions>8 team playoffs>17 in division gamesIt's retarded too, but not as retarded as your idea
i think the roger goodells needs to give my team the owl and save everyone else the heartache.
that's the third WR shot this season
>>145259999purely a cohencidence...
>Broncos WR Josh Reynolds reportedly shot while leaving strip club
how does he do it?
>>145259999>>145260006Are there strip clubs on Colfax?
I wouldn't go to a strip club if I was a millionaire 20 years old to be quite honest
>>145259999>>145260005>>145260006>tim patrick is on the lions nowWtf happened to the universe than the Lions are getting the good luck now?
>>145259980the conferences have pretty distinct personalities i can't stand the march to integrate them more
>>145260027pussy league doesn't allow defenders to hit the mutt
>>145259980No. I like having my backup NFC team for when the bungles are shit (most years.)
this is getting fucking ridiculous
>>145260027I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure it's a universal rule in fighting that the the bigger guy always wins. That's why they have weight classes. Big dudes that might look fat have the advantage over lean smaller guys.
>>145260028I think the city actually bought the club on Colfax to make it into something else because they're trying to gentrify the area
>>145260006>Article says Reynolds shot twice, once in arm and once in the back of the headJesus, guessing the headshot was a graze or he wouldn't be alive
>>145260027>how does he do it?it's a mystery...
>>145260066KC has been playing atrocious, unwatchable, football too. I don't know why the NFL thinks we want to watch this shit team (or the jest.)
>>145259999>hit in the upper arm and back of the headSounds like he got lucky
>>145260076>guessing the headshot was a graze or he wouldn't be aliveYa think so?
>>145260066based
>>145260066Just stop watching when they're playingWatch a different game or do something else. I haven't watched a single down of a chiefs game since week 1 despite how much they push them in every market.
>>145260088Apparently video shows people waiting for them outside the club and then following them when they left, sounds like either Reynolds or one of his bros is involved in dumbass gang shit
Too many quarterbacks are flushing out of the pocket and scrambling this season. A quarterback should be able to sit in the pocket and read defenses.
>>145259482Texans, Bills, and Ravens are not legit teams
>>145260115>sounds like either Reynolds or one of his bros is involved in dumbass gang shitYou mean they weren't working on their programs for creating scholarships for urban youths or reading a book to increase their knowledge of culture?
>>145260115>>145260088>>145260076This never would have happened if Goof had still been babysitting him.
>>145260112there's no intrigue until the playoffs with them anyway, just like the pats. one of the most boring teams to talk about when you actually like the NFL as a whole
>>145260087>I don't know why the NFL thinks we want to watch this shit teamThey don't think that...and they don't care. What they do care about is how many millions the zogbot whore has brought to the NuFL by be associated with them. The NuFL is a entertainment business. Plain and simple, they want profits.
browns bros, we're BACK!
>>145260237forgot my pic
>>145260230normalroasts make everything boring long term which is why the NFL is the next target for the locusts to feed on. it was the only male dominated form of entertainment so the only interesting one left
>>145259261Not good enough to win the game without getting extremely lucky. But you already knew that.
>>145260262>Lions just got luckyAh so we are that this stage of the coping process now
>>145260240I'd want to get off the sidelines too if I was coaching in cleveland in the winter time. Place looks like a shitty place to be outdoors in the winter.
>>145260258Hopefully Kelshit retires before more damage is done. I'm afraid we're at the point though if they lose the swiftie customer base they'll react hard to bring them back in some capacity.
>>145259526>if he was playing better you wouldn’t cheer when he’s not going to play anymore I wonder if he gets paid for such trenchant insight
>>145260094People survive headshot wounds, they don't necessarily make a full recovery though.
>>145259545Definitely a salty-ass Lions fan still upset about his drops in the NFCCG
>>145260262dvoa baby defenses always say this when they give up 30-40 in critical games>but we made Daniel Jones go 22-42 with 2 ints *actual good defense* he went 20/35 1td/1int were better
>>145260326Reynolds won them the Rams game so I doubt it.
>>145260320Kids also survive getting tossed off a third floor balcony of mall of america by an illegal alien for no reason other than his skin color and also don't make full recovery, but an NuFL player is out playing with guns and we are supposed to feel bad for him.
>>145260258>it was the only male dominated form of entertainmentNo... there is another
>>145259695>since 2023Wow, did he get those stats from the way back machine?? I’m surprised they even kept records as far back as last fucking year.
>>145260347>but an NuFL player is out playing with guns>Getting stalked by dudes leaving a strip club is "playing with guns"Based retard alert
>>145260359Awww, did someone make fun of >your team's player. Awww. poor you. Go buy his jersey and wear his name on your back like a good cuck.
>>145260347No one's telling you to feel bad, feel the way you want to about it.
>>145260351I already consider that a lost cause, someone from 2004 would be horrified how shit video games are from what was expected by now
>>145260342You expect them to have a good memory about wins? They’re perpetual victims. They only remember the bad shit. That’s part of why they’re so fucking annoying
>>145260076He was shot on a Friday, so it's been a week, and he's been at practices this week. I'm guessing he's fine if news is only coming out now.>>145260115>Shotgun Willie'sNothing good ever comes out of that place when it's late.
>>145260406>Shotgun Willie’s No fucking way.
>>145260374What is the likely physical appearance of someone who writes posts like this?
>>145260425
>>145260429Tripfag opinions don't count
got my pregame snack, i'm ready for some football
>>145259531The Eagles roster is usually good enough to contend so he hasn't needed to go for a huge deadline trade, they're all slight additions. Notice they're mostly buyers.
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s KANGZ
>Taking to X, Jets season-ticket holder and Jets X-Factor writer Matt Enwhyway shared that the team had increased its 2025 season-ticket prices by 23.2%. This comes after a 24% increase in 2024 and a 13% increase in 2023.why do retards keep paying increased prices to watch that shit show?
I hope the NFL keep trolling Amazon with shit "prime time" games
>>145260529>73% increase in 3 yearsfucking brazen
>>145260529>>145260545>>145260558They literally have a hall of fame qb now
>>145260545>>145260558Pretty sure you're wrong in both cases. It's something like 60% increase in 3 years.
>>145260559Gayron and his 1 superbowl might start the decline of the HOF
How badly will the vicucks be exposed today?
>>145260551this is actually a good game. no gay narratives, no shit game, it's just two competent teams playing foobawl
>>145260572It's got trap game written all over it
>>145260579>vikings>competentlol, lmao, etc.
>>145260572Pretty badly after they lost their super bowl last week
>>145260595>t. seething packturd projecting because >his team is paying a mutt $50m/season for these kinds of throws.
>>145260579Peak Rams was the KC shootout at the Olympic Coliseumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMUXct0kEc
>>145260595>noun>adjective >lol, lmao, kek, lololol, hahaget new material
>>145260595I'm not a NFC North tard, this is a comfy game for neutrals. Amazon might actually get a good game. >>145260616>pee>pooKWAB
>>145260616>4chan>new materialrofl
Any leaks of Davante Adams?
>>145260639i'm also curious about this. need some new hog cranking material tonight
>>145260639>LeaksLeaks of what?
>>145260650His marketing strategies for taco bell.
>>145260639The original footage was lost, but here's a recreation of him and Aaron in the film room after the loss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV9jn-NEPxw
>>145260661That isn't gay sex
>>145260661bro FOH im looking for BBC goon material.
>>145260572>Vikings lose one game>HAHAHAHA FRAUDS EXPOSED THEY WERE NEVER GOOD>Lions lose one game>BEST TEAM IN THE NFL! FREE JAMO! GOFF IS MVP!!!
>>145260706>>Lions lose one game>>BEST TEAM IN THE NFL! FREE JAMO! GOFF IS MVP!!!Nobody reacted like that after the loss to the bucs are you stupid
>>145260706yes this is what happens when one team is beating up on bottom of the barrel teams and the other is beating playoff teams
>>145260753The Rams still had people alive when the Lions beat them too.
He's great
>>145260778Until the Lions killed them, that is. Dirty ass team.
>4chan x update reset all my settings and deleted my filterswhat the fuck
>fat fatford is 9-13 against the vikingshe's getting assraped again
Can’t wait for Ben Johnson to leave the Lions after they get bounced in the divisional round
Game thread>>145260826>>145260826>>145260826
>Eagles players actively shit talk mid QB Pushlmao
>>145260792That shit happened to me earlier this year. Lost tons of filters, was pretty pissed. Tampermonkey reinstalls itself every time I restart my browswer, so I have to download my settings before I restart. Click the wrench, and then click export at the top of the window.
>>145260849Siriani prob told them to do it
>>145260829It’s going to be so hilarious watching Goof fumble every snap after he doesn’t have the best OC in the league in his ear. Campbell calling plays is going to be a fucking disaster lmao
>>145260746Yeah, they’re saying that now, despite having the same record. Keep up.
>>145259163I actually enjoy watching him chirp randos after a win even though he cries when he loses. Normally I hate that kind of loudmouth who can't handle the bad with the good but he's funny>YOU LIKE THAT CHIEFS FANS????>FUUUUUCK yeahThat all said I hate redditors like you wouldn't believe
>>145260882Oh yeah and also when he yelled at that media member Bob in the tunnel. Can't remember even what he said but he just got right in that little old fat mans face and started screaming something like IS THAT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU BOB
I have to shit so bad it is starting to hurt but this thread is moving so fast and I don't want to miss anything.
>>145260926i'll give u a recap anon
>>145260882What's so bad about that post?
>>145260753>it's not fair that >MY team won the division and has to play other teams that were good last seasonAgain, what seeing >their team win one (1) division in 30 years does to a motherfucker. He doesn't even know how the scheduling works in this situation. Not that >he would have known...
>>145260782Fangio doesn't trust him to play though. He must be getting cooked in practice. How has he looked when he plays ?
>his team cannot into big playscouldn't be my packers
Kangz fans seem saltyHow fucking hard is it to win the NFC?
>>145260986Agreed. Jordyn manlover sure has his fair share of big plays...
>>145260944>What's so bad about that post?>hey plebbitors! I can't figure out how to order a pizza and since bullying isn't allowed anymore I have no shame in asking all of you how to do it!>UGGGHH it is SOO MUCH for my anxiety ridden brain to process!!!!!!! hehe
>>145260951MY team is winning against good teams and you think i'm complaining?
>>145260935>i'll give u a recap anonI'm back. What'd I miss? That was so explosive that the bottom of my toilet seat is soaked in shitwater. It smelled so bad I'm just gonna clean it next time I go in there. I feel 5 pounds lighter though
>>145261011Can your order me a stuffed crust pizza with pepperoni and an order of boneless hot wings please?
>>145260979He started the past two games. He didn't start the first 4 games because he was injured in camp and was a few weeks behind everyone else. He's been good in his two games. Him and Quinyon Mitchell have been good/above average. They're not elite but as rookies you can tell they belong at the NFL level.Plus Dejean is a solid punt returner.
What time dose this game start?
>>145261030Nothing beats a good shit, 5lbs doeThe fuck are you eating?
>>145259778They have Joe Flacco, he may be old but he can still win games and there's no reason to not start him instead of the new guy.
>>145261047Soon, and the pregame should already be on
>>145261028I wouldn't think you were complaining so much if you weren't complaining so much.
>>145260986>dolphins have the fewest 20+ yard receptionsabsolutely grim
Why have the lions suddenly become the most unlikable team the league?
>>145261028Nah, you just sound like a bitch.
>>145261102What watching >your team win one (1) division in 30 years does to ya.
>>145261102>t. false-flagging detoilet trying to get other anons to his shitty team's defense
>>145260986Where are my reffies?
>>145261049>The fuck are you eating?NGL the past 3 nights have been bad because I busted out my deep fryer for the first time in 6 months. Bought 3 pounds of stew meat and marinated it for chislic and made all 6 batches that night. 2 nights ago I bought 4.5 lbs of chicken wings and same thing, just ate batch after batch until they were gone. Yesterday I decided to start my diet up again and ate 3 chicken thighs and half a pound of sauteed mushrooms for lunch then for some reason I said screw it I'll the diet tomorrow and went and got a large pizza and a banana split from DQ and polished that off. Then this morning I was craving Hardees breakfast biscuit so I got one of those and then went across the street to taco bell and got a stacker and a chicken/cheese flatbread thing.
>watch a team win their division for the first time in 30 years>endlessly seethe about itSAD
>>145261102They’re no longer the underdog they’re contenders now I don’t see it lasting long though their Super Bowl window is this year and next year
>sit on the couch clapping at blacks on tv>live vicariously through themSAD
>>145261034Just watched his browns highlights looks like fangio likes using him as a "big nickel" and blitzing him off the edge he looks fast af
You know you guys can just say you wish Dan Campbell was head coaching your team. You wish your team had a GM as good as Brad Holmes. Or that your franchise quarterback will never have an offensive line as good as the Lions' in front of him.
>>145261102>Why have the lions suddenly become the most unlikable team the league?That's not the chiefs or cowboys
>>145261187it's how I hoped he would be used. I want him roaming as a wildcard cornerback. I think he could slip into safety on some exotic blitz and things like that.
>going 0-16...ever...in the history of the franchiseCouldn't be my Vikings.
>>145261190Pfftt enjoy the good times while it lasts it won’t be long till coaches get poached, players leave, and time sets in
>having no rings...ever...in the history of the franchiseCouldn't be my Lions.
>>145261286It literally is.
I'm feeling a hangover loss coming for some Kangs boys
>>145261305He said rings, not superbowls specifically
I like those rasm unis
>>145261353get glasses
I'm feeling good about tonight. Real good.
You don't let ringless teams live in your head, right anon?
Predictions for the Vikings vs Rammies game? Serious pro replies only thank (You)
>>145261102M&MI'd rather listen to Taylor Swift and become less gay
I like when fans of teams brag about a championship they won back when their parents were sperms
>Their City doesn't have a Grey Cup and an Owlsimply imagine living in such a desolate wasteland
>>145261382Vikings will win but I want the rasm to win
>>145261382A real slurper.
>>145261382Kangz win but not worth betting on
>>145261382Every team that loses to the lions also loses the next game.
>>145261376I’d rather root for the 7th seed wildcard team than a ringless team
Im laughing at all you fans of ringless teams. Yea im a jets fan
>>145261382shit teams
>>145261382i bet rams so vikes will win
>Amari Cooper smilingWhat evil magic is this? This man is the most impassive receiver of all time.
>>145262101durrr
Kino incoming
>>145262101He finally has a black QB
>FUCK MELMAO
>>145260979Played 72% of their defensive snaps last game. That's a good number for a slot/nickel package player. He's perfect for Fangio's system and will continue to gain a bigger role.
>>145262479I've got a package for you to play with
>>145261034>Plus Dejean is a solid punt returner.he is but I'd rather he'd not do itCovey needs to get his shit healed up and get back in
>>145262509he broke his shoulder, and I heard it was a 6 week injury about a month ago.
>>145262505>package too small to be delivered
>>145262542You dirty dog!
Where is my wife Temujin?
>>145263066in my ass
So who's drafting Kyle McCord
Rate my head coach tierlist :)
>>145263222Shit, I only looked at the first pic but that told me enough.
>>145263222AP too high
>>145263121Trip on, youngbitch.
>>145263222Doug Pederson isn't bad Trevor Lawrence just sucks. Gannon too high, Tomlin should be elite. Sure he doesn't win in the playoffs but he always takes a shit team to the playoffs.
>>145263301>Tomlin should be elite. AYO HOL UP
>>145263222not bad, here's mine
>>145263301>Gannon too highI legitimately thought that was Shane Steichen. In the back of my mind, I was wondering if I clicked on him twice.
>>145263343fwiw you have Steichen properly rated lol. I think he's the most underrated coach in the league right now. Anthony Richardson is fucking garbage.
>>145263338As the leader of the lgbtq+ community, what you posted is the single gayest thing ever recorded
>>145263290How was your day?
>>145263427Uneventful, which is always good. We're always talking about me, fren. How was your day?
>>145263485Bad, had insomnia so I was running off zero sleep
>>145263546Been there. I have basically no self-discipline so 5-6 hours of sleep ends up being the norm on workdays.
>>145263618Yeah, it sucks
>>145263618I legitimately don't need more than 6 hours of sleep. getting 8 hours feels weird to me
'oach 'rimate
>>145262537every tackle he takes he looks like he gets heem'd I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner
>>145264087'oward
>>145264513ironically I think he got hurt when he was playing WR lol
>>145263485>>145263618>faggot pretending to be a woman
>>145264547you're righta single catch as WR and he got rekthe needs to stay at punt return because apparently he's immune to injury at PR no matter he hard he gets ragdoll'd but will but his shoulder broken being pushed at out bounds at WR
>>145264552What's worse is the faggots larping along with him. On every other board tripfags are ignored, but we have so many newfags.
>bro why are the vikings not more favored against the rams?!Kek
>>145264747Lonely zoomers please understand
there has to be estrogen in the water in minnesota. trash ass professional teams. only good team are the lynx and no one gives a shit about wbna
Bussy
This is the last time I ever get my hopes up for the Vikings. Just go 5-12 and get a high draft pick at this point. Fuck this fraud ass franchise.
>Career backup QB Sam Darnold is turning back into a pumpkinMany such cases.
>>145265316Didn't the same thing happen on the panthers
>kupp appears when needed Kino
>vikqueens
pooper cuck is going nowhere
>>145260351Aquarter of EVO are now trannies
Wow that's actual robbery by the refs
>kangzUH OH
>Can't review a game deciding call because, uhhhhh, reasonsSo tired of this semen slurping "sport."
>>145265664Undefeated.
>refs just decide the rams win this oneNice sport you have there, Americans.
fire KOCfire floresfire kweseishit franchise
College football can review a play for a flag right? NFL doesnt because..... ?
Should be able to heem the refs for that bullshit.
Vikes are cooked. I'm doing something else with my time the rest of the season. Frauds.
>Vikings still don't understand their role in the scriptget a clue
>>145265373It always happens. A backup QB looks good for a few games, the media hypes them up, then they regress to the mean and end up back on the bench where they belong
Am I really suppose to believe the Vikings are legit? Lmao
>>145265735KEK. vicucksfags are bitchmade
OUR QUEENZ WERE ROBBED NO PENULTY THEY TOTALLY WERE GOING TO DRIVE 95 YARDS AND GET THE TWO POINT CONVERSION TO BOOT YAAASS QUEENS SLAY
LA market > minisoda marketSorry faggots
>>145261102what about the kc reffies?
Will the Queens cry as hard as the Lions or harder?
my lionies would bootyblast either of these shit teamswaitmy lionies DID bootyblast both of these dogshit teams, LMAO
Rams have a run game? Wtf?
riggi
>>145265784Kill yourself
That was bush league by Sam Darnold, he made it so obvious he was looking for JJ on his left, if that's Stafford or Mahomes they're going to use their eyes to manipulate the defenders and will pump fake to buy them one second for JJ to get open.
Bummer about that Facemask call. Rams were in control, robbed us of a clean ending. GG Vikings, see you in the 'yoffs.
Remember that a week ago, Vikings fans were talking a ton of shit about beating the Lions and now they've lost 2 games in a row.
>>145265785>probability is low so its okay to break the rulesFaggot
Stafford passed his audition today
HAHAHAHAHAHAH VIKINGS
Rams won!>Rams won!Rams won!>Rams won!Rams won!>Rams won!
>>145265163gotta keep the somalians extra feminized, keek
>>145265785it's not about them winning, it's about providing an entertaining product that keeps them in contention
will the absolute madmen do it for a third time?
Imagine not knowing from the start that the vikings were frauds
>kangz
>>145265824>OT win is bootyblastingLol
SKOLLsissies... not two Ls in a row
>>145265785Jefferson had a 97 yard TD in week one, not impossible
NFL is rigged and you retards still watch this shit kek
Fagqueens are NOT allowed to post in this genny for the next 10 (ten) days
>only one team in the Norf DIDN'T beat the RamsOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOFRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT
WE
Anime won today
I SHOUTED OUT “WHO KILLED THE KENNEDYS?”WHEN AFTER ALL, IT WAS YOU AND ME
>>145265829why would I? my team is on top of the "best division in football">>145265886my team obtained 1 win. your team obtained 1 loss. that is fundamentally a bootyblasting.
>>145265906PLEASED TO MEET YOU
of course the day I bet on the fucking vikings is the day they lose. Fucking hell mate...
>>145265905Well? What are they?
I don't give a fuck about the Vikings. I just wanted a good Thursday Night Game and I feel a touch cheated. Does no one else care? Well I do. Sorry Vikings, I doubt you were winning that but I would have liked to see you try.
>Rams get away with a blatant gamechanging penalty Humm where have I seen this before?
>>145265922ay yi yi...
KANGZ are shit
Alright we had a week off to reflect...Cowbros it's our time!!
>>145265896I would like to know the thought process behind no-calls. Because in every NFL game there are multiple penalties that at least one ref very clearly sees yet doesn't call.
>>145265837Now the media and fans are going to be crying about that no-call when in truth the game was over. Sam wasn't going to march all the way down the field with 1 minute left and no timeouts. Then score two TDs just to tie it.
>>145259210>>145259306>>145259303kwab trio right here
>>145265905what were they? some normalfag shit, obviously, but which?
>>145265906I rode a tank! Held a general's rank!When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank!
not gonna lie if my team lost a game on a missed facemask I'd be absolutely seething
>>145265920CAN YOU GUESS MY NAMEWHAT'S PUZZLING YOU IS THE NATURE OF MY GAME
Kek get fucked viqueens
>>145258977The vikings lost to a trash team like a bunch of fraud bitches. We don't lost the Rams in this division I find your behavior shameful and disgusting.
inb4 we hear >muh face maskAll fucking weekEat a monster cock vikcunts. You will continue to lose. Hope you enjoyed the beginning of the season
>>145265927Attack on TitanNarutoBoruto
vikings are a disgrace to the nfc north
>>145265862Blessed Usagi poster
>vikings fans actually thought this year would be differentkek when will they learn
If that was Mahomies, you would have seen 3 flags fly before he touched the ground
>>145265948They would've lost anyway, but nice try.
>NFC West Standings>4-3>3-4>3-4>3-4Grim.
>>145265873couldnt be menope
>>145265957if the Rams had Nacua and Kupp during the Burrs game you would have got skunked, consider yourself lucky
>>145265962man when will we get an nfl player who actually likes something good? People liked to suck off jamaal Williams for being a "weeb" but liking fucking Naruto and one piece trash doesn't make you a weeb, it makes you a faggot
>>145265979Parity...
>>145265862>sailor moon poster from /mlb/ is here
I’m still fucking pissed. If the refs had done their job, we’d be in overtime right now, winning on a 70 yard dime to Addison, but instead we have to listen to fucking lions fans chirp all fucking week. Enjoy the shitty general because I won’t be here. Fuck all of you
They keep getting away with it
>>145265785kek, jej even
>>145265976Mahomes wouldn't have been in that situation.
Sex with Charissa and Kaylee
>>145265957the rams arent a trash team, they just got obliterated by injuries and still managed to keep most of their losses 1 score. now that they are coming back online they may unironically do better than the niners
It was a stolen game. My Vikings won and everyone knows it. The people deserve better.
>>145265999Go and stay go
>>145266004Thanks to the efforts of the reffies
>>145265986>you>yourself
>>145265999>I won’t be hereLolLmao
Puka Nacua is a gamechanger. On the same level as AJ Brown.
>>145265960>it's too loud>my feet hurt>I wish I was at home cuddled up with tay
>>145266013Shut up silly woman
>anons are just now realizing the league is rigged
>>145266026Nah you are
>>145265979Check the AFC East
>>145265962>Naruto>Borutoholy shit tastes
>>145265939>best receiving corps in the leagueStay scared. The refs literally need to cheat to stop us
>>145266026He's just a Stafford baby. Calvin Johson set the all time record of most yards in a season with Stafford, Kupp led the league in yards with Stafford, Puka set the all time rookie record with Stafford. What do they all have in common?
Why are my Ninies at third?Shouldn't they be last? Lost against the Rams and the Cards
Vikings Bussy status?
>>145265929>>145266001it's an effort foul not a play impeding one, who cares. you want off on a technicality
>>145265999KWAB!
>>145265999Burn the Boats.The Vikings are Seething.
>>145266037But why is it rigged for the Lions of all teams? It’s so annoying. At least rig it for a team with some prestige like the Cowboys.
>>145265837The Kangs ain't making the playoffs. The collapse has begun.
>>145265999>we’d be in overtime right now, winning on a 70 yard dime to Addisonkangsqueens unironically believe this
>>1452660505-2
>>145265999>Enjoy the shitty general because I won’t be hereCalled it, bye bye pussy
>>145266060need that spottemgottem pasta switched out with kangz
These TNF games always have some kinda drama going on
>>145266040>5-2>2-4>2-5>1-6It's time for her NFL to step in and do something lol
>>145266055They all carried Stafford to a fraudulent HOF career?
>>145265936we're tanking for Shedeur
Every team that loses to the Lions end up losing their next game. Lions put a beating on these teams.
>>145266070>rigged for the lions It was rigged for a LA team tonight
>>145265986>if >had>luckyLoser words from a loser fanbase for a loser team. You are neither hot nor cold, you are lukewarm and I spit you out.Disgusting
>>145266004Bro, he is genuinely terrible this year.
ANY MONEY YOU PUT INTO A BETTING WEBSITE, IS MONEY GONE. ITS LOST. GAMBLING IS ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. DO NOT GAMBLE MONEY YOU CANT LOSE OR NEED.There is 0% chance that the rams cover the spread here. Yall are on some straight up dogshit crack pipe smokin pack if you think we are turning it around after barely winning against the raiders. The Vikings are literally better in every phase of the game. If you wanna bet, go ahead. I do it all the time, love doin it. Its fun. Do not bet for the rams to cover the spread or win this game. The lines arent even good, really only x1.30 for betting the rams to win the game? Against the 5-1 vikings whose only loss was against a 4-1 (now 5-1) studded Lions team WHERE THEY ONLY LOST THE GAME BECAUSE OF A FIELD GOAL (2PT DIFFERNCE) NEAR THE END OF REGULATION TIME.And guys, if you bet $1 and BY SOME GRACE OF GOD, MIRACLE ANY GIVEN SUNDAY CHANCE somehow the rams win, then you can get a grand total of $2.30 (including your $1 stake) back (you have to pay taxes on this later btw).By all accounts the Vikings should win this game easily. Them being such a dominant team they should really have no problem winning by 3 pts against the Rams.
>>1452660777-0, you mean. I still haven’t forgotten about that missed PI in the Lions game.
That wasn't a facemask, because if it was then a penalty flag would have been thrown by the referees.
>>145266070Sheila Ford slapped Goodell in front of the other 31 NFL owners. She then slapped the head of officiating in front of the refs. But you didn't hear that from me.
>>145266085staffords QB rating while playing in climate controlled stadiums his whole career must be about 80 outside of those 3 so I don't think it's him lol
>>145266092He has no weapons. Take away Sam Darnold's WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2 and the Vikings would be 0-7.
>>145266099Holy fucking based
LMFAOOO VIKEK RETARDS REALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE FRAUDS.... AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
>>145266040>>145266083NO NEEDTUA'S BACKIT'S STILL GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145266090>Rams already out of playoff contention>Lions in desperate need of help to win the divisionYou’ve gotta look past the surface, dude.
>>145266055>all those times Stafford threw to Calvin Johnson in double and triple coverage and he came down with it The NFL used to be a proper league.
WE WUZ 5-0 AND SHEET
We watching the post game show?
>>145265999Shameful and pathetic. Not befitting of a NFC North team.
>>145266099Uhhhhhh… refhaters???Our response????
>>145266099Based. The Refs did no wrong for the can do no wrong.
>>145266070Michigan runs this shit
>>145265999you would have lost anyways retard lol
The spot between my ball sack and leg smells bros I think I might have a fungal infectionGo bears bte
>>145266099Holy shit. Is this real?
>>145265999I live for posts like this, see ya next week, cuck
Kangz lost?Sorry NIGGAS
>>145265999>Enjoy the shitty general because I won’t be hereEvery fan should be like this anon. When your team loses go into hiding. Don't come here and make a fool of yourself like the other Vikings fan did .
>>145266118>Rams already out of playoff contentionThey are literally one game back from leading their division
>>145266099very true fellow refCHAD
>>145266099best post ITT
>refs make an error and miss call and they can’t review it since they missed it because of a rule under 2 minutes>muh rigged against us>>145266098>missed PINot at all. Nice cope though
>>145266145Hey, Virginia.
>>145266118Nfc west is shit dude they just need to be the least shitty to get a wildcard spot
>>145266145just spray lysol on it bro
Reffies stay winning
Bring us the Lions.
>>145266099Checked
>>145266070It’s rigged because Vegas always wins. 80-90% money was on vikes. I’m a rams fan but you can clearly see the refs kept them in since the first half.
>queensfags crying about a missed facemask when they had .01% chance of winning per ESPN metrics
>>145265999
>>145266118>>Rams already out of playoff contentionlol no
>>145265999>Start the season 5-0>Proceed to lose 2 games in a 5 day That's rough
The viqueens collapse is already happening kek
False flag posters are fucking feasting right nowGet those (You)s, fellas
>LMAO Vikes
Nobody messes with the Rams
Didn't watch most the game but where did the refball in your minds happen?
>>145266195Beautiful
>>145266188>anime>AIthe 2 most cringe things
>>145266221you forgot the third >queeffag
>>145266210Rams are pretty low on the food chainThey're not even apex predators
>>145259063Bssed?
>>145266208>super annoying fanbase for a fraud team>spams the board with retarded shit constantly>loses >spergs out>"must be a false flag"Yeah I think it's antifa anon
>>145266211>>145266211>>145266211New
>>145266213With less than 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter, the Vikes QB was literally decapitated and no penalty was called.
>>145266188You will lose...again.
don't care, not worried, still finishing the season 15-2, still winning the owl the last loins fan i met smelled like he shit his pants btw
>>145266295Did he die?
>>145265893One L for each extra chin
>>145266333Yeah
>>145265862