>death gripping it edition
Good morning alf
Up and at 'em
WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS
>>145259008please change the image name to "what could have been"could of is incorrect grammar
good night alf
>>145259008punished simmo
>In 2020, Collingwood gave up its future first-round selection to GWS for picks 24, 30, and a future fourth-round pick, expecting to be in the premiership window and for that future first to be on the wrong side of pick 15. >In the end, GWS started the 2021 draft with that choice as pick two, which was eventually used on Finn Callaghan.
>>145261395Ok well pies won a flag in 2023 so it worked out
>>145261481?
>>145261395callaghan is not that good lmao so who gives a fuckand as the other anon said, they won a flag and beat gws in the prelim
brisbane won the flag lol
meant>brisbane won the flag(*) lol
well there's always criccy innit
>>145261215
https://youtu.be/VFqupmYv7cU
>>145261786meth mostly
>>145260582diamond dogs rise up
>>145264119Will fit in well in west Sydney Inshallah
Nick Daicos
the bod
>>145264119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR75mrVwUEA
The Stringer and Hoges show going to be lit
the banebane banes
>>145264119Nice big meaty forearms and wrists
>>145265951I look like this
>>145264119allah is already rewarding him with half his team being suspended before the start of the season
>Up to 21 Thursday Night matches>Ch 7 asking for a few Sunday night matches at the start of the season (instead of Sunday arvo?)https://www.sen.com.au/news/2024/10/24/thursday-night-football-set-to-dominate-2025-afl-fixture/
>>145266708sunday arvo matches are so comfy
35C reporting in
What's everyones semen/erection stack?
>>145266805nobody respond to this pine gap datamine
love sending an absolute nuke of an email at 3pm on a Friday and immediately logging off
>>14526680513B man mecollingwood gave derr-wayno an rx7 as a 'signing bonus' when he came over from sa but he joined geelong instead and the pies came looking for the car back but he had already sold it
>>1452668052 4A - If coffee, E if black tea
What do you guys think about modern archicture? I personally think the MCG is ugly but the gabba is aesthetically beautiful and it's mainly because of the gabba's different coloured seats.
>>14526680533D CHAD representing
>>14526680513A mealthough feels like toast 2 should be a bit darker and i would chose that
>>145266805>goymeat>goycarbs>goydrugscringe
>>14526680523E chad here
>>145266900
>>145267017>goymeathuh?
>>145267070>he doesn't eat his steak raw
>>145267078...i kneel
>steakknock off the horns, wipe its arse and serve
>eating steak>not gorging on raw liver and brainngmi
>wipe its arsecan i claim carers payment for wiping a cows arse
I miss RC.I miss piesperg.I miss ragesperg.I miss dogsperg.I miss Richmondspastic.I miss the anon who posted his texts with hookers.I miss tipgod.I miss /afl/.
your mumzas a cow so yeah you can
wow din't see that coming
reckon you should have mate it was pretty clear he was going for mumza there
Worst Australia bros...
>>145267146yeah it's kinda gay now just glowies and me believe it or not it was an even better time with guys like convict and DLEC, cornetto, zerogoose etc...
>>145267146They all had to go. They bored me.
>>145267219more of a shield nation really
>>145267146I used to post my tinder screenshots all the time but then I got a gf so don't use it anymore
>>145267219short was always badhardie is opening when he's max a number 6bancroft is an opener forced to be at 3inglis can never figure out where he bats because NSW cricket mafioso's keep throwing around the order in different versions of the gameturner is a BBL playerconnolly is a BBL playercartwright is a nobodyashton is a washedrichardson is brokenparis who?morris?in fact all of these guys are just BBL players
wa cricket have been on a tear recently but did they manage to win all the domestic titles in one season?
>>145267006wtf are you me?!
>>145266927FuckingTHISHIS
>>145267245how the fuck did you get a gf?
>>145267806i have a very large and attractive penis and just showed it to hundreds of girls until one of them liked it and wanted to meet up
sick of normalpoofs
remember that anon that was in love with an asian hooker?
sick of seething spastics
qt contestant on the chase atm
>>145267806meth mostly
>>145268015you now remember fev was on 99 goals against hawks when buddy scored his hundred and clarko but 3 defenders on him
>>145268015wouldnt mind doing some tackling training with aflw players haha
I like blokes with big hairy cocks and arses
im not gay
everyone sees through scoops "scouting" of u18 aflw potential draftees right
>>145268121im a aflw scout too haha*be's spending the whole match filming all the girls and making detailed notes on their physical attributes*
>>145268144thought that foot was a massive dick and got excited
the priest on hard quiz is getting arsefucked
>>145268102cocks are usually feathery and arse is spelt ass
im a simp cuck coomer
>Thursday night football set to dominate 2025 AFL fixturenormies will celebrate this not realising they will rarely ever watch a fta game on a saturdays again
Wife is not very happy now, thanks
>>145268234many such cases
>>145268232they never had a live saturday arvo match on TV except the finals anyway
>>145268234trip on jan's boss' wife iykwim haha
>>145268234No Fun Allowed
No Fucking Fun Allowed
>>145268232gonna be so funny to see them post>where's saturday night football?
>>145268299saturday nights will go champion
>>145268234yeah had to tell mine the sudo all stars dont exist
No Fun Fucking Allowed
>>145268360why is the labia shut like thatand why is the clit so big
What's the deal with 7's play for Sunday Night Football?I would have thought sunday arvo leading into the news would be the better rating match everything else being equal
I love transgender women
>>145268234was deng not the big boy he proclaimed himself to be?
>sunday scaries kick in>honey its time to go to the footy and get home at 12am>okay
she fucking leading me on again
>Richmond will hold a watch party for fans on draft night at Punt Road - $25 to soak up the club’s biggest evening since the 2020 GFkek
>>145268360its like a zipper
That guy is right, its ass not arse
was the iggs trading pick 3 some kind of humiliation ritual?
>>145268397>it's realhttps://x.com/cleary_mitch/status/1849724499656073226
>>145268413rebuild is over matethey need players like owies to push for finals
>>145268412>trans visability daywhy is there a day where i can only tell my CC details to trans peopleliterally the opposite of equality
>>145268412i'll give this troon a visa to the next life
>>145268503don't bother, statistically he'll do it himself
>>145268093with no clothes on
finna make dinner then amyone want to play the new cod?
Decided I'm naming my firstborn Russell
>>145267819if it's so large and attractive why did only one of them like it and want to meet up?
why does everyone just assume their first born will be a male>?
>>145268503>>145268514Alright, done with this general, dont wanna be around this type of hate and anger anymore
>>145268561because im a massive fuckwit and a autist with zero game or rizz and my penis and testes are my only redeeming features
I'm thinking of ending things.
>>145268617>thinking of ending thingsHow do you even get to this point
>>145268629Bipolar 2 mostly I cannot even begin to describe how miserable and fucked up my life is I might actually be the saddest man on the planet
Something indescribable just happened to me
Car sleep awaits.
>>145268635you just need to get some sluts on ur dick mategood cure for depression
>>145268640the holy spirit
Let’s ogg I’m the real non faggot foodcunt
>>145268676That cures the blues for about a day mate.
why don't modern women cook for their man anymore?
>>145268696are they rissoles with paddlepop sticks in them?
DRINK
I hate females acting like and dressing like sluts and causing me to commit adultery in my heart
>>145268728SMOKE
>>145268696looks shitarse mate
>>145268708feminism
im a insatiable cockhungry buttslut
lmao autosaged again
Hot Dogma is far and away TISM's best album.
>>145268676crisp npc
>>145268834crisp antisemite>>145268617>>145268635don't ask questions just consume porn and wait for next porns goy
based
JIDF? In MY /afl/?? Flattered desu
>>145268585If your firstborn is female, you're low test, your genes are weak and feminine, and in reality you're a homo
>>145268858giving birth to a son is literly cuckholding yourself
>>145268858Truth missile
I will never cum in a woman
>>145268617Good movie, really interesting one.
fuck off commiepoof, your picrel would've been first in the ovens>The Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science) was an early private sexology research institute in Germany from 1919 to 1933. The name is variously translated as Institute for Sexual Research, Institute of Sexology, Institute for Sexology, or Institute for the Science of Sexuality. The Institute was a non-profit foundation situated in Tiergarten, Berlin. It was the first sexology research center in the world.[1][2][3]>The Institute was headed by (((Magnus Hirschfeld))), who since 1897 had run the world's first homosexual organization Wissenschaftlich-humanitäres Komitee (Scientific-Humanitarian Committee), which campaigned on progressive and rational grounds for LGBT rights and tolerance at the start of the first homosexual movement that would flourish in interwar Weimar culture. The Committee published the long-running journal Jahrbuch für sexuelle Zwischenstufen.[4] Hirschfeld built a unique library at the institute on gender, same-sex love and eroticism.[5] >In late February 1933, as the influence of Ernst Röhm weakened, the Nazi Party launched its purge of gay (then known as homophile) clubs in Berlin, outlawed sex publications, and banned organised gay groups.[67] As a consequence, many fled Germany (including, for instance, (((Erika Mann)))). In March 1933 (((Kurt Hiller))), a lawyer affiliated with the institute, was sent to a concentration camp, where he was tortured, though he later fled Germany and survived the war.[68][69][29]Raids and book burningsNazi Party members at the Opernplatz book burning in Berlin
>>145268866Based Nicholas J Daicos
blud just posted a wikipedia excerpt
>>145268727saggy without the bra
>>145268869>On 6 May 1933, while Hirschfeld was in Ascona, Switzerland, the Deutsche Studentenschaft made an organised attack on the Institute of Sex Research.[17][70] A brass band accompanied them as they arrived in the morning. After breaking into the building, the students destroyed much of what was inside, and looted tens of thousands of items – including works by authors who had been blacklisted in Nazi Germany. Following this, the leader of the students gave a speech before the institute, and the students sang Horst-Wessel-Lied.[71] Members of the Sturmabteilung (SA) appeared later in the day to continue looting the institute.[71]>Four days later, the institute's remaining library and archives were publicly hauled out and burned in the streets of the Opernplatz by members of SA alongside the students. A bronze bust of Hirschfeld, taken from the institute, was placed on top of the bonfire.[17][70] One estimate says that between 12,000 to 20,000 books and journals, and even larger number of images and sex subjects, were destroyed.[70] Another estimate says that about 25,000 books were destroyed.[72]
>>145268869I'd put you in the oven you fucking great big turkey
>>145268850Damn bruh that image hit me in the feels goddamn I’ve got fomo
Fuck up, I'm trying to get drunk and listen to TISM
blud got btfo'd by wiki proving nazis stood up for weimar germany being psyopped by the you know whowait til you find out about the child gangs
I'm a piece of shit
>>145268893No, but Steven May
you can still save yourself commie poof get right with god before it's too late
Fuck you and fuck the MCC
If I had a 30 second cooldown every time before I made a post I’d realise all my posts are dumb as shit and never make a post again
guarantee that photo was from weimar or before 1936
get lost you peanut
>>145268861Having a son and raising him to be a good man is the ultimate test of a man.Marcus Aurelius is a failure and his musings are worthless because he didn't know enough about life to mold even his own son into anything more than a pathetic weirdoIf you can't put your philosophy and your strategies into practice, your words are hot air and nothing more. If you don't have a son, your life is untested and meaningless
>muh wiemar
so your father is a failure?REKT
lol zoomers always blaming their parents for their failuresmy parents just told me to go outside
>>145268951
>>145268906yep baseddisband the mcc, blow up the mcg and salt and flood the land so nothing grows or can be built there again
>>145268958how'd that go?
>>145268961Then where would my tigies play?
DON'T CHOP THE DINOSAUR DADDY
>>145268958Bit different now. They'll probably get bashed by Sudo teenagers and posted on tiktok if you do that these days
fuck cricketfuck indians
my ass looks good in a thong
>>145268961The MCG is the greatest sporting arena in the world
>>145268980more of a footy nation anyway
>>145268975she would be a legal gf these days
>>145269000>legal gf>not legal hsgfbogged
>>145268967ok
>>145268958It's an objective fact that for the past 20 years the tail has wagged the dog and parents have failed to parent because they "just want their kids to be happy" and established no standards or principles and left their development to a child's whims and the algorithm
It’s funny how demons train in Casey and they all hate having to drive that far even though they are called Melbourne
>essendon beat gold coast and north in the first month>TOP 4 LOCK THIS IS THE YEAR!!!!!cant wait for this again
>>145269012If I was in charge, I'd fire Goodwin, trade Petracca for Pick 3 and Cerra, and make the MCG the training ground and club HQ.
>>145268975she had the prettiest eyes. bet she has driven blokes mad with them now
>>145269008it was by design and boomers were unaware of it desu senpaithe whole point of social engineering is to destroy the nuclear family and have the state raise the kidsnow you must ask yourself why is it that the government is actively hindering children's development into high functioning adults?seems like it's acting against the peoples and the nations best interest
Why is the draft so far away? There is very little keeping me here at the moment I'll tell you that much.
>>145269034
cant wait to see all the draftee gfs
>>145269034nonce
big goon sesh tonight i reckon
>>145268556Charles for me (nothing to do with the king I just like the name)
imagine being foxfooty and not broadcasting the NTFL during this dead periodmight as well reassign fox footy to another sport during the summer utterly useless channel otherwise
do they do welcome to countries in the ntfl
old el paso girl then and now
>>145269081why not both?her holes haha
>>145269067Unless he's the king, he'll always be called Charlie, which is a boy's name, not a man's.
>>145269049fucking chudcel white supremacist nazi
>>145269054wouldn't mind connecting with her iykwim haha>>145269057based scoops
>>145269057hey paxy
what sort of mind broken idiot changes their first name to a nickname based of their last name
feel like playing runescape
>>145269248You can runbut you can't escape
>>145269115huh?
>>145269334it's an interesting discussion
Crisp nostalgia
>>145269369Rainbow > Second bottom-right one > Blue one under the rainbow > Orange one under the blue one under the rainbow > the rest > the vertical ones
>nostalgia>obviously Vista or latercrisp zoomer
>>145269369I miss when the world was imbued with soul, beauty and meaning.Struggle to believe it was worth destroying even for the powers that be.
>>145269381cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>145269379If you didn't use:1. Blue one under the rainbow2. Second bottom right one3. Second from top, second from right oneAnd nothing else, you're in all likelihood an incel
The deal for Harley Reid to Essendon has been agreed to in principle. Who knows how things shift over the next year, but all 3 parties have reached a handshake agreement.
FUCK YOOOUUUU
huh? i thought harley and oliver where geelong bound? i was told that was set in stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPiYvFYFjtcdosnnot reading the thread btwkthxbai
looks like turkbro left for /cric/
last for dresden
>>145269081She's maori
>cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>145274071don't know if you still mean it but that poster is being sarcastic.
This used to be an /alf/houseBut now it's full of evil clowns
*be’s crawling through the doggy door*
Still depressed
https://youtu.be/hKbN4sQSwTM
>>145275600Why do they lowkey suck, can’t believe I glazed these mfs so hard
Business idea: 'prostitutes' but they perform ASMR on you.>tfw just want to be touched and tingled without sex
>Lydia Thorpe was assaulted outside the MCG following an AFL match by a 27 year old Preston woman.
wouldnt mind assaulting Lidia's pretty brown pussy with my BWC
Genuinelly think The Greens were infiltrated by the CIA after Bob Brown retired and Lidia Thorpe is a crisis actor.AmeriKKKa would never allow a true left wing party to get so popular in Ausgaylia.
>>145276688>>145276367I lowkey admire her militancy. Shame it's for retarded shit.
>>145277488>>145277488>>145277488
last for i have sex with MY ella