SERIE A MATCHDAY 9>Friday 25th October18:30 Udinese-Cagliari20:45 Torino-Como>Saturday 26th October15:00 Napoli-Lecce 18:00 Bologna-AC Milan 20:45 Atalanta-Verona>Sunday 27th October15:00 Parma-Empoli 15:00 Lazio-Genoa 15:00 Monza-Venezia 18:00 Inter Milan-Juventus 20:45 Fiorentina-RomaReminder to keep it comfy, take your meds drink a lot of water, re watch calcio games early into the morning and stay Crema di pistacchiopilled
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gimi
>>145259655he is cute
Milambu
good night to the calciatori
floods??? what da hell
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For me, it's Angelinho Bove
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Lisa offside is cute and pure
I rate Drăgușin
>>145260164t. Giuntoli to Elkann on January 1st
>>145260177If there is one guy I'd get it's unironically him, might as well buy back one of the Next Gen kids who turned out the best
>>145260020But can they play as wingers and midfielders?
>>145259715Based
>>145259877>Grelmos ELITE slag, need a morrocan gf so badly >>145260164Yeah he’s solid. Scrignar rumors too but he’s probably finished
>>145260308Never really rated Skriniar and he's older anyway
>>145259655Nice, saved
>>145259655Based world cup 1990 enjoyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUR4loMc6I0
Good morning /seriea/>>145259655based german OP engineering
Gm sirs
The cup of tea is ready, mo I rewatch Juve Stoccarda for the 4th time
>>145267830What a fucking slutDoesn’t she know her windows are open
>>145267830never liked those super stringy thongs, just don't do it for me at all
>Udinese striker Lorenzo Lucca is among the players followed by Juventus, who are reportedly monitoring his progress as a potential Vlahovic backup
>>145259877>Moska Drunktard>Bosnia
>>145268075>Mew>Tancredi di sportitalia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSfbdPlYOXI
>In order to regroup from the disappointment against Stuttgart, Thiago Motta reportedly cancelled the recovery training session he had planned for Wednesday morning, according to updates from Calciomercato.com. >Thiago Motta then called his players back in for a group dinner on Wednesday evening, so they could assess and reflect on the Stuttgart game together and to rekindle the team spirit after their first defeat of the campaign.
EL BILAL TOURE
>>145267969She is disgusting stop posting this runaway cow
>>145268148She mogs Miriam Merdone and all the other whores posted here
>>145268148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EElc6S7wJZE
pasta bros, anyone care to explain me the 1Euro house scheme? Is this legit or a scam? My understanding is you get a house for free in bumfuck nowhere if you commit to spend some money on it 10k, 50k, 100k? Thing is, that is still cheaper than most properties here. What is the catch?
>>145268148every time I see that disgusting thing I think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM
>1-0 win, risking many times to concede against a bunch of war survivorsSack that zingaro
>>145268148She really is disgusting but it's part of /seriea/'s soul and I don't want her to stop
>>145268157>>145268166she has big tits and what? A barf inducing fat face which is the result of hours upon hours of make up and filters upon that makes you wonder just how plain disgusting she truly is without all the modifications, fucking mistery meat lard parody of a matrioska doll looking ass motherfucker
>>145268206You'll be in the middle of nowhere with no services because you'll be the only dumbfuck that fell for it.
>>145268206That you'd be extremely isolated due to comune being extremely depopulated and it'd probably cost alot more than you think with renovations I think people that "fall" for those are mostly people who are looking to turn them into AirBnBs and stuff
>>145268248Her face is better than any of the other whores posted here.Next you're going to tell me Anal Lisa with her pointy chin or Miriam Merdone with her disgustingly oily skin is better
>>145268248>she has big tits and what?She has big tits. Do you really need more?
>>145268248She does too much make up but in general I like her face, its pretty unique and has the perfect mix of soviet lines and exotic asian thing going on.Body is perfect unless you need every woman to be a petite tiny being so that you feel better about your tiny cock
>>145268251>>145268261sounds perfect for a holiday home honestly, if there is a beach/groceries within a 30 minute car trip then golden even. Nowadays you can just put up solar and starlink and be comfy anywhere, even wfh.For comparison, 100k gets you this in Hungary if you want to move out to the country https://ingatlan.com/32912060 and you still need to live in Hungary
Hungayry
>>145268307>and you still need to live in HungaryWould
>>145268307I refuse to believe that Hungary is that much more expensive than Serbia. For 100k you can get a proper modern house with a yard in any sub-100k city here where everything you need is within a 15 minute walk. That being said, I like the idea of a remote cottage somewhere where its nice and quiet, but that is something that is more entertaining as an idea than something people end up using in practice. Then it becomes a chore because you end up having to go there every second or third weekend because you need to mow the grass and check the water pipes and shafts so that thing don't crack during winter etc.
Bologna Milan will be played and an agreement between the town hall and the league has been reached!If the Dall'Ara is impassable or there is a traffic problem then everything is ready in Como to move the match there.
>>145268294>top 10 reasons why I prefer fat women>#1 they're more likely to settle for me
>>145268320Houses start from 100k with tiny yards, flats in major cities 2000k/sqm, but I'm not interested in having noisy neighbors. I think Hungary is still cheap compared to most countries except for Bulgaria probably.I don't think Italy has a proper winter, but I would plan to use it maybe between March - September
>>145267830Me in the blue benz/audi about to crash into her room
>>145268206pure, distilled, medshitter dalitic scam, made for well off north americans who enjoy 3rd world tourinsm but without malaria>buy shithole for 1€ in a desert southern shitaly town>stonehut falling apart, there should be mold everywhere except the region is so fucking arid not even mold develops>try to do maintenance, some terrone bureaucrat sabotages every step you take towards abitability>the shithole ends up costing 25k€ and now "it's worth a lot fo money" so you have to pay property taxes>the locals, the worst people on the european continent start getting uppity becuase "that person has more than i have" (painted walls)>they start gossiping about you and looking at you weird for not being part of "the community" (shit underdeveloped society that every youth dreams getting away from)>intermittent power, water, only mobile connection is availabe>10km from the sea if you're luckywhat do you think?
>>145268324retarded terrone mayorjust play closed doors
>>145259877Wtf I'll watch sanremo now>>145268478>shit underdeveloped society that every youth dreams getting away from>moves to a big city "developed" "community">is surrounded by more gossiping retards who think they caught God by the beard for renting a 40m square commieblock apartment and owning a stray cat>also pays three times the property cost/tax>also gets even more raped by bureaucracy and additionally by negrusI'll take the 1 euro dessert please
>>145268478I wish I was 10km from the sea
>DAZN Italy is giving matches away for free now
>>145268628eh?
>"Jonathan David often asks me about Juve, he's one of my best friends"t.Weah to @TheAthletic
>>145268632
Pezzottofags = poorfags
>>145268650>Bilan vs NapuleI don't watch that shit even for free
>>14526847825k does not get you a new car these days, that is still cheapLocals are correct, Hungarian gypsys buying up fine Italian clay is not OK, xenophobes are right on the money, however I would remind them at least we are white passing and it could be worse, a lot worse>moldjust spray bleach>gossipthankfully I have testicles, so not really a problem for meWould buying the local team's kit and becoming a full kit wanker help me to fit it?
>>145268563Of the retarded greentext you posted only 2 things are right lmao
>>145268478Truthnuke right here
You can always charm the old people by simply not being a cunt, it's not really that much of a problem. At least here they are happy when someone young decides to move or buy land. The biggest problem and one our friedly italo #5 conveniently forgot to mention is that there is no way in hell you ever convince any woman to go there for a weekend let alone move permanently.
I don't know how much of a shithole zingaro land is, but moving to southern Italy with only the worst of terroni is a nightmare of mine, and I say that as someone who has a lot of family there. They only like those with family roots related to theirs, and who accept to live with their monke lifestyle without ever complaining about it. And I haven't even mentioned organized crime kek, tourists constantly get their cars stolen and destroyed for no apparent reason and my nonni got one of their properties there burned the fuck down.
>>145268801Well, crime is practically non-existent. Violent crime at least. I don't think twice when girlfriend is walking alone late at night. South is noticeably poorer here, the difference in prices of everything from Belgrade to something 200km south is as if you traveled back into 2015. A regular burger in Belgrade is now ~4 euro, down south is still 2 euro. South has universities so it's still somewhat alive it does feel like a different country.There is none of the elitism that you speak of so that feels very weird. If anything, I would say the southerners are some of the more hospitable people although serbs are generally known as excessively hospitable people.
>>145268771Mo the world isn't full of ran through waitresses and college grads so devoid of societal respect that they can't wait for a country boy sucker to come along and turn them into a settled reformed respected woman. The fact they'll eventually go back to their old ways if you don't fuck them good and hard all the time is the real issue>>145268722Name one incorrect thing in what I said
>>145268826I'm talking about southern Italy here. Southern Serbia is probably entirely different, never been there in the first place.
>>145268831The standard for weekend roadtrip adventure with women has changed over the last 5 years. Now its all about renting air bnbs that must have a hot tub or renting weekend villas in a group for a party etc.I helped a good buddy with renovating his house that's super remote in the mountains. It's gorgeous really but there is no internet there, no central heat, no cable tv. I've been there about a dozen times to help him with laying concrete and other stuff, his wife of 15 years didn't go once. Women just can't be fucked with simple things in life. There are two categories of women. Well, three. Those that moved to the big city, those that are awaiting to move to the big city and those that moved and had to come back and now they are cynical as shit and hate everything.
>>145268563found the poorfag who can't afford to live in a big city and is just jealous
>>145268801Terronia is now a desert for the reasons you listed, the young people flee to the north or abroad while the old people are dying, immigrants prefer to go to the north because there is no work
>>145260206Logan Paul is a part time wrestler but despite that his atleticism mogs 80% of the professional ones. He can probably play unironically well if trained
>>145268934It was always meant to be this way, a place that can't change its mentality is a place that is destined to rot. Only thing left is some tourism in the summer, but the locals even hate that and prefer to harvest their potatoes all year.
>>145268860>The standard for weekend roadtrip adventure with women has changed over the last 5 years. Now its all about renting air bnbs that must have a hot tub or renting weekend villas in a group for a party etc.im so fucking tired bros
>>145268883No you can't wash my windshield for 1 euro nor will I give you a cigarette Mustafa>>145268860Well ideally they'd get pumped full of kids so they won't have the time to start thinking about or doing anything that doesn't involve them or the family unit. Which would in turn have them become more homely and willing to participate in such activities as laying concrete for the weekend getaway house. But mo move to the big city, get a degree and slave for the big corpo or fail college become a slut waitress and get tips/attention from drunks is the new meta, so you can't really expect most modern women to put effort into something that doesn't offer instant gratification. If I were your buddy I'd probably try to beat/fuck some obedience into her but that shit gets tiring as fuck quickly, especially if she can counter with "I had to bust my ass at work the whole week and now you want me to go do manual labor for you??? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME FOR A CHANGE WAAAAH"
Un bolognese entra in un bar SPLASH
Who the fuck is francesco calvo
>>145269127My buddy, just like most grown ass men stuck in marriages/LTRs has no issues with it as long as those women tolerate them going to the baretto/betting shop without nagging. Its insane how low of a standard most men have for what should constitute a relationship by the time mid 30s reality check hits them and apathy settles in.Those who got kids are now working 3 jobs and never seeing those kids anyway. Those without kids know they can't afford them are living purposeless lives one week to another (this is me). Both of these groups are deeply convinced they are better off respectively.Balkan women are next level delusional really. Of course there are exceptions but those are exceptions.
>Francesco Calvo (the guy who got quite literally cucked by Agnelli) to Inter
Someone said... El Bilal Toure?
>>145269185The guy who can't find a single shirt sponsor for Jj btw.Oh and also >>145269197
grimtoli is intentionally sabotaging mottard
https://www.ft.com/content/8a496b90-c0be-47bf-9664-e916bc50f9d7The stench is spreading abroad too, cheerleaders better cheerlead harder this time
In hindsight chris benoit finishing move wasn't such a good idea
>>145269370It was 100% authentic and not staged like the other finishers tbqh
>Cds - The rumor is sensational and there has already been contact: Marotta would like Francesco Calvo, Juventus' Managing Director Revenue, at Inter
>>145269370>>145269403I dont know anything about wrestling but I think that about Santino Marella's one
>>145269420What exactly is so 'sensational' about it
>>145269432It must be sensational enough to divert attention from the club's mafia infiltration investigation
>>145269432El Bilal Toure?
>>145269370stiff wrestling is the best kind of wrestling tho
I will cut my penis and testicles off if Juventus wins against Inter on Sunday.
>>145269370Absolute legend, I should still have a golden trading card of him somewhere
>>145269496but what about El Bilal Toure?
wtf he lives
>>145269496You can't worship Cybele without all the extra steps
>>145269561You can*
look at their faces kek
>>145269420>can't find a single sponsor for a club like jewe>got cucked by his ogre-looking boss>Managing Director Revenue at a club that just registered a 200 millions loss>is baldGREAT move by Marmotta here
>>145269582Torino is whit-ACK
>>145269582>Totally average native torinese faces, claims Nicola Caputo, lifelong Juventus ultras leader
>>145269611Napoli is unironically whiter than Turin. There's not a single Turin blooded shitalian there, it's all 2nd-3rd generation terroni who moved there because of FIAT.It's a fake city
>Napoli is unironically whiter than Turin.Found the terrone
>>145269623We all know the native torinese (that supported Torino) all either died or escaped to Cuneo.The proper city of Torino Is now filled by unholy second/third generation southener factory workers imported by the Angelli family that also support their master's football vanity project club
>>145269627yep, it's the brainlet who once gave away his near location by posting a screenshot of his smartphone while browsing xitter
>>145269647MY club makes the schizos like him seethe the most, couldn't be happier
>>145269653>Blood-stained CupNot even your club officially celebrate that trophy lmao
>>145269657Better to win that night than to not win it I guess
>>145269666Well, i concede you on this point
Mo because some baby boomer died that night I can't celebrate my team winning a trophy
Impressive how fast jannie clean up
>>145269737I'm afraid it was him chickening out for fear of getting banned
>>145269330One begins to understand what gosh darn interest a hedge fund could have in throwing money down the drain with a modern day Italian football club.At the time, it seemed likely that Oaktree would sell everything that could be sold about Inter, clear debt, and then look for a buyer, but it seems not to be the case. It is now much clearer why.Moreover, at this point it is extremely likely that Oaktree itself, or at least its capital, whose origin is best not investigated, is behind LionRock's mysterious capital shares (around 31% of the club's shares) of which nothing is known either of origin, legal representation, or actual ownership in those three years (2021-2024) when the club's financial distress seemed very prominent..Basically, when Suning went bust, the US fund helped the penniless chink stay afloat. In fact, who would have been the fool to finance a company with negative equity and that never made a profit more than once in like twenty years? This was to achieve two things: not to downsize the lucrative business that gravitates around the club and to launder money.
>>145269582Belgio 1 and merd student
>>145269845Reminder that an IT retard is less of a poorfag than a doctor
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY THIS FOOTBALL MATCH BECAUSE THINK OF LE POPULINO WHO LOST THEIR HOUSERINO IN THE FLOODINO>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN'T PLAY THIS MATCH AT ALL NOT EVEN AT ANOTHER STADIUM BECAUSE... WELL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T OKAY?!why do commies want me to side with bbilan trannies, why do you have to be so fucking insufferable
not playing in bologna is the right thing but postponing the match is campionato falsato without a shred of doubt
>>145269905This comment is so poorfag that it reverts back to being bvll
cant they just deduct points from both teams?
milan is currently "owned" by an italian american but you can see they're the least mafia property cause they really have no power
>>145269924I really wonder why they don't just play it behind closed doors, there has to be a facility allowing that somewhere
Kek only in shitaly they do all of this casino for 2 gocce (gigacatastrofe in shitaly)
https://x.com/sportface2016/status/1849803655928500424
They are sabotaging Milan again.
>>145269977*refballs every other week*
>>145269977*sells 5€ worth jackets at 4000€*
>>145270059explain me those boots
>>145270059what happens when it rainsdo the boots just fill up?
Lucca hat trick this evening
Thiago Motta is pro illegal immigration btw
Today? Fregna friday.
>>145270056More days to get ready for napoli + ciccionheo smutandez won't try to sabotage the gameWin win
Now that I think about it, how did Beans' story with those mafiosi that he had a debt for end up? Didn't they want him dead or some shit?
>>145270133I too want him dead for his mediocre performance but I'm no mafioso (sad!) or zingaro
>>145270133i guess that if every news agency reports your story they can't really come after you as long as you stay in the spotlight
>>145270150this
>>145270127Theo is now suspended against napoli
Mo BVLLacciano and GNUsah playing instead of fatnandez and le attacking midfielder guy is bad for milan
>>145269582refugees or identitarians?
>>145270167Advantage bbilan and I say this 100% seriously
Amazon’s Like a Dragon reviews are up
>>145270163 tusce, I guess serbian mafia has less power than camorra to pull off something like this then
>>145270234Zingaro's uncle probably worked something out
>>145270230Why did they make marotta and Zanetti look chinky?
>>145270239They form Suning's vanguard
Dave the Diver but it's set in Bologna (the Genoa DLC should come out pretty soon)
>>145270230can someone make a JJ edit with this pls
>>145270255Kek
>>145270259Yes (not me)
>>145270230did anyone here even play any of the games aside from me
This man is not real
>associate>lose any sense of how to dress yourself
>>145270290uuuh you may be mistaking this place for /v we don't play glorified visual novels here
>>145270384Do they only play CoD in the internet cafe?
Vomited and spilled it
>>145270391no thats were you jerk off to megauploads
that's all really fascinating, anywayfriday plans??
So now that the match has been postponed bolognesi who died in this flood came back to life right
Can't they just play it during daylight so that the sun dries out the water
>>145270416Watching the end of Turdino season >>145270420No but you have more time to sell their tickets to other people
>>145270429anon it's daylight now and it's raining though
>>145270447This is physically impossible
>>145270416I'm going to get drunk and watch magical egypt
Another natural disaster? In Italy? After all the flooding before? Wow, I didn't know that, you're telling me for this first time. Well let me tell you something in return, that's so unexpected and totally not ironic at all >>145270416Me and a female friend (platonic) are going to take a baguette-baking class
>>145270470>Me and a female friend (platonic) are going to take a baguette-baking classthe fuck are you doing honestly
>>145270470I would teach her how to bake a baguette if you know what I mean
>>145270486Expanding my baking knowledge hopefully>>145270489Reminder that the apebanian deemed Clara to be worthy of a "him and his ugly women" post, further cementing his reputation as both a homosexual and a nonce
>>145270489who
>>145270486>the fuck are you doing honestlyBeing gay obviously
>>145270531La Clara Soccini
>>145270416rough week at factory so maximum chilling.maybe some jim later.
>>145270531puttanone giudeo #24234
why is Italy always floodedbuild a dam or something, morans
>>145270470Duccio you sure have the most curious social life of all /seriea/ posters
But most importantly can Patrick Zaki swim
>>145270416
Based Belgio spending the night with one of these bad boys
should I take a sommelier course fras? just to socialize
>>145270736That sounds pretty cool yeah, I'd do that if I had money or a drinking habit.
>>145270764it's not that expensive, it's only 5 meetings, I would do it just to meet people
>>145270736Sounds fun go for it
>>145270789m-m-meetings?!
>>145270789>it's only 5 meetingsthats for the "welcome course", but I think you should do that and see if you like it and then decide if you want to take the other levelst. sommelier
>>145270816thanks fra, I will
>>145270851>thats for the "welcome course"yes obviously, I know nothing about wine tasting kek
>>145270851Opinions on this wine, it felt a bit dry
come andare in paradiso secondo la bibiahttps://youtu.be/DE2jCDVAKuo?si=fS89TnEgGk_lPHLS
>>145270736>>145270789what kind of people even goes to this sort of meetings? wine aunts to be?
any recomendations for what city to visit in january? gf wants to go to italy.
>>145270959My ex-mother in law
>>145270965Do you rate Francesco Calvo?
>>145270888I dont know every wine in the world>>145270959The people there are variegated but I would say the most common are the 50 years old men
>>145270965San Candido
>>145270991>variegatedthought this was a mondialpost but apparently it's nothuh
>>145270991>the 50 years old menthen anon had better prepare a business card with his facebook profile prominently displayed
>>145270991>the most common are the 50 years old men
>>145271019Chin up fra, there's always the kizomba crash course kek
>>145271019they are nice people, also there will be some younger ones
>>145270965mountain? sea? art cities?
>>145271010Chuckled
>>145270981>exkudos to her for completely shunning your family as soon as your beak set foot in their home
>>145271061You and your beak*Beaks don't have feet you silly goose
Pretty sure no one even died from the "flood" in bofogna, it's literally a giga nothingburger
Calcio needs to be zero-emission
the flood in bofogna didnt happen but it should have happened
Patrick Star Zaki
Literal comedy gold
>>145271202lol
Netflix idea: Black Mirror but it's all about calcio1. "The Golden Boot"Premise: A rising star is lured into a corrupt betting syndicate, and after a few fixed matches, he realizes he’s now owned by shadowy figures controlling his every move. He faces severe threats to himself and his family unless he plays his role, and soon he’s trapped in an endless cycle of lies, fear, and manipulation.Themes: Gambling addiction, the commodification of athletes, and the tension between fame and personal freedom.2. "The Transfer Window"Premise: In a futuristic twist, transfer negotiations are conducted not with money but through advanced psychological profiling and genetic screening. Clubs now only sign players with "the perfect DNA" for stardom. A young player is rejected and spirals into despair, knowing he’ll never fulfill his dream because he doesn’t have the right DNA profile.Themes: Genetic discrimination, obsession with perfection, and the exploitation of young talent.3. "Shadow Games"Premise: A club in Italy’s lower leagues is struggling to stay afloat, and in desperation, they sign a sponsorship deal with an AI-driven company promising advanced scouting, analytics, and “advice” for winning. At first, it works wonders, but soon the team realizes the AI is sabotaging their opponents by manipulating players’ mental health and creating targeted scandals.Themes: The ethical limits of technology in sports, the dangers of surveillance, and how data can be weaponized.4. "The Ultras"Premise: An investigative journalist is embedded within one of Italy's most violent ultra fan groups, hoping to uncover the dark connections between mafia rings and the clubs they influence. As he gets deeper, he discovers a terrifying underground world where the lines between fan, player, and criminal are blurred, and loyalty to the group is enforced through extreme methods.Themes: Football Club Internazionale Milano, Tribalism in sports, organized crime, and the dangers of loyalty.
>>145270965Sarajevo
Fun fact: Napoleon, Emperor of the French, had family roots in Tuscany and delivered his stirring patriotic oratory in a thick Italian accent!
/his/ idea: Napoleon's oratory but with a Twente accent
So let me get this straight. The LEGA Serie A wanted to do everything to have the game played. Different stadium, behind closed doors, and even a possible 3-0 milan forfeit. But in the end Marotta league strikes again...
>>145271867In five years' time not even le ebil pirates with their iracy machines will be bothered to restream this hot pile of dogshite
>apu dot com on jerseylul wat?
>>145271895mussolini grandsonlazio
>>145270965Terni or Sessa Aurunca(you can't really go wrong with Firenzus/Rome)
I wouldn't go to Rome (am, not allowed because of some fountain-related nonsense)
Cagli-ACK!
According to experts, there's some calcio going on right now
>Interviewer: Do you dream about Mr Tim?'K': Mr Tim.>Interviewer: What's it like to meet a Dutch wingback? Mr Tim.'K': Mr Tim>Interviewer: Did you know Mussolini's Grandson plays for Lazio? Mr Tim'K': Mr Tim.>Interviewer: Have you ever been to's-Hertogenbosch? Negru'K': Negru>Interviewer: Are you a Mensa member who studies medicine? Negru'K': Negru>Interviewer: What are your thoughts on the 39 pigs? Negru. Mr Tim.‘K’: Negru. Mr Tim>Interviewer: Albanoswiss. Mr Tim.'K': Mr Tim>Interviewer: We're done... /seriea/ poster K, you can pick up your (You)s'K': Thank you, sir.
APUDINESE
Friulians are top-3 most powerful Italians
Mamma romagnola's son who learnt Friulan
Good for her for deciding to take care of herself
She should take care of herself by way of the noose
had nice jim. >>145271005ty>>145271044gf said anything is fine.>>145271446doesnt sound italy but ty>>145272113ty. yeah firenzus id like to visit myself.
can someone explain to me the nuances of bologna postponing their match against milan? is it literally just coz of the floods or is there something deeper going on under the surface
>>145272740Wow! Haven't you heard that the Italians, despite their beautiful canals, think they know better than the Dutch on flood management! They turned down expert help! Unbelievable! Too much pasta, not enough planning! Floods coming, and they’re too confident in their incompetence! Sad!
Tora
>>145272781this is my first time hearing this
>>145272740it makes no fucking sense>Bologna - Milan postponed>Motorshow held in Bologna goes on as if nothing happenedmy guess is that the terronefag posing as prefect of Bologna wanted to give Nabule the advantage of playing against AC Milan next week without the two suspended players. so between a pummarola ngopp and a greasy sfogliatiella, he officially announced the impracticability of the stadium because of muh security reasons forcing everyone else to comply
nice finish. how was the red card??
GOAL GOAL GOAL
>>145272820Makoumbo had already got a yellow, dumb foul after dumbly losing the ball
>>145273010ok ty. >>145272931do you have the apu celebrating in the stadium gif?
>>145273088this one?
Como literally means 'eat' and 'how'
>>145273107yes thank you very much.
>>145273164whereas come means move yourself here
Why didn't they pumped Paz with testosterone like they did with Güler?
what a joke yellow for linetty.
sergi roberto knee esploded
Strefezza too gudcome to Lazio
Audero so bad
(4-2-3-1): Di Gregorio, Cambiaso, Gatti, Kalulu, Cabal, Locatelli, McKennie; Conceicao, Fagioli, Yildiz; Vlahovic
adams nice finish on the offside gole
>>145274194>200m for this
Curpa de Juric
>>145270416> friday plans??I'm making potato pancakes for a late Friday beer session
>>145274082como wendys
>>145274454get back to making webms
searching for gio scotti webm material this came up
>>145274577In Greece, you don't like fried potato at all or prefer something else?
For me, it's Pale Blue From The Door
>>145274645literally who
Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing
>>145274790Renowed Portuguese striker Lourenço Luca
>>145274782I don't get it
comosisters...
>>145274745kolokythokeftedes
>>145274877New /serieass/ fiketta
>>145274897So it's extremely close to potatoes cakes but with zucchinis instead of potatoes
ZucchinE
Luca Laurenti looks like THAT nowadays?!
>>145274993you have to use the pumpkin flowers for best results
We'll fras, you won't have to worry about me quitting my job and opening up a bakery anytime soon
>>145275111Do Dutch bros not like croissants in the morning?
bread is a waste of calories and a mediocre volume food in filling your stomach, eat rice if you need shitty c*rbs.
>>145275178I eat a fuck ton of bread and it will never change, tastes so good
>>145275178n Slavic culture, bread is the head of everything
>>145275178Maybe stop stuffing your bread with so much sugar that it tastes like you're eating cake muttboy
>>145275178american challenge level impossible: having not to resort to inventing idiosyncratic diets that exclude one certain type of food meals instead of just not having that many meals
>>145275111almost as bad as the darien scheme
>>145272803that’s scandalous and I’m gonna believe it
>>145275059We do have zucchini pancakes too but in a different way
>>145274645Apparently he's a fan of the club, don't know if he's good enough though
>>145275320I don't care but if Motta (forma de ripensamento después Stocarda) wants him then I want him too
>>145275178>Thou shalt have proof how savoureth of salt the bread of others, and how hard a road the going down and up another’s stairs.Do not eschew bread burgerbro. You may one day come to need it just as Dante needed the Greyhound
Juventus inspired Christmas jumper from Classic Football Shirts with ‘Zidane 21’ on the back. Will be on sale at 1pm UK time, Monday.
Gn fras
Why is Monza a big favorite over Venezia?
>>145276629Because Venezia is the most sterile team in the league, even more barren than Annekee at her worst
>>145276629Because Mota isn't injured
>>145276785Finnish fenomeni doe
>current-year AnnekeeBeyond grim
>>145277564erlingz
>>145276785Not from what I've seen watching them. I think Venezia is a decent squad and will finish comfortably mid table.
>>145278315Shows what you know
>>145278791Gaetano Oristanio will be a $20 million player by the end of the season
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY
>>145277564Ipswich man
Good morning!Did you know that Calabria is not only the poorest part of Italy but also the poorest one in the whole of western Europe?
It's Shiny Saturday!
>>145287017can do
>>145287017roastie wrap
>>145278315the most competent american opinion on calcio
>league uhn bluds thinking they're romans
>>145287269Honestly Ligue 1 is actually comfy at times beyond PissG and Merdseille
>>145276785If Mathijs ditched skeletor for Vera Dijkmans he’d still have a career now
>>145287284And funnily enough the only big league that's even more incompetent at selling broadcasting rights than Serie A.That being said, Lyon is obviously /OurTeam/, but Brest is too with how it's owned and presided over soulfully by a local supermarket owner. And Lens is cool too, stadium with more capacity than the population of Lens apparently because of how big it is in the region. Great club song too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJRK-PQvmqc
>Milik returning at the end of December
>>145287316Better if he doesn't, I want another sub striker, him and Danilo are just too old
>>145286814>Did you know that Calabria is not only the poorest part of Italy but also the poorest one in the whole of western Europe?now count the underground economy, they are richer than Lombardy
>>145287346but anon, the entire calabrese underground economy IS in lombardy
Putting the colonies back in their place
>no decent calcio saturdayBOLOGNAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Napoli - LecceIs it me or has Nabule's schedule been easy as fuck so far? Their only bigger match was against >us away
>>145287436After that they have Milan Atalanta Inter and Roma, very weird schedule
>>145287459I wonder if they actually like that water
I am starting to appreciate Mia Goth
Warra bomba d'acqua in Bolognus
>>145287459Failing manager of a failing club shilling a failing product, like poetry
Says the dude whose club is actually failing economically kek
>>145287626I was told he was better than Allegri and more successful than Allegri, how could it be?
>>145271867>Stuff that will only be a boon for Naples next week>Mayor of Bologna have a suspect (((partenopean))) surname>Milan "ITS MAROTTA"
>>145287436Its reminds me of Juventus last year that for some reasons played the exact same 4-5 bottom of the barrel teams on a row between November and January
>Moise #Kean a Sportweek: “Io e #Leao stiamo lavorando a un disco insieme."
Am currently on a train and the guy in front of me diagonally is playing No Man's Sky on a Switch, these people exist...
>>145287707This is the kind of people who rate Motta and hate Allegri to the point they would rape his niece.
Zé Carl-ACK
>>145287655But it is marotta though. It has always been him
how do you even fix current jj?
>>145287831Hire Allegri and sack MottaBring Paratici, Nevdev and Agnelli back (the only people who cared about the club)Bring Rabiot and Pogba back
>there are "people" mad at Motta for saying that Nabule and Sfinter are favorites to win the leagueSome calcio fans are so fucking retarded man I can't
>>145287831By signing the new Pogba
>>145287831More soulless negrusMore soulless betting addicted twinksMore soulless raccomandati
>>145287852>that filenameWhy are you an Android poorfag?
>>145287831ez steal the Vatican chronovisor or develop one in house
https://x.com/youhatemario/status/1849918736423104622
Dante, nelle opere, si riferisce al “nord” solo ed esclusivamente col termine ‘Lombardia’, etnonimo delle genti cisalpine. E se lo dice uno dei miti esoterici dei fascio-terroni - copione del Libro della Scala islamico - gli italiani devono accettarlo. La Lombardia non è Italia!
>youhatemarioIt's important to remind ourselves there is a non-zero chance there are literal people posting here with the name "Mario" lmao
>>145287924>lazio fags are public transport fagsHahahhahahaagagagagaggaa
Send twatter posters to Belgrade
Found the Trvth user
>>145287017
Intrasting, maybe has something to do with coffee consumption? Or it's just liquidanon bringing up the average
>macedonia 1do they just don't eat?
>meme /int/ maps that are totally legitimate, bro trust me
>meme croatian defenders that are totally talented, bro trust me
Off to a weekend road trip, see you in time for derby d'italia frasunrelated but its sunny 20+ degrees, overwhelming tummies, fikette of all variety
>>145288081Thiago Motta rapes his daughters.
>>145288081Take pictures for your brothers on the 4chan and enjoy lad
Imagine a world where calcio is illegal
>cats don't give you brain worms, bro trust me
>>145288154You're awfully silent every time anyone here brings up the Motta allegations
>>145288081Very comfy pepe!
>>145288081The Fiat 500 is the ultimate poorfag car
>>145288081is this Moomin
>>145288220It's Lupin III
>>145288234never watched this, but I did see this image and it reminded me of Moominbtw fuck Moomin and fuck Finnish people, that show scared me as a kid
>>145288256It's a poorfags anime like Dragon Ball or Saint Seya or Fist of The North Star
>>145288268I don't get watching cartoons as an adultwhen I looked for more mature things I remember I watched maybe 2 episodes of the Berserk anime and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life, I can't take anime people seriously
>#Yildiz: “Vorrei fare un gol all’#Inter per esultare con la linguaccia come #DelPiero."No shit brother I want the same thing, now score that goal though
>Possible sabotage and secret deals? Insider have informed repubblica that Lotito campaigned for the postponement of Bologna - Milan. He has been historic calcio ally and a long time friend of DeLaurentiis. The postponement is cast in an even more strange light, as Bologna's youth team is still allowed to play at home against Udinese today. A decision that also put Bologna's mayor in an awkward position. The risk of the storm does seem only to apply for Milan.
*scores own goal*
>>145288321GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI GATTI
>>145287848nedved was either drunk or hangover every day the last 10 years and couldn't handle a wooden cabin business, good riddance to him.
>>145288349Will anyone ever interview Scirea and ask him how many own goals he scored across his entire career? I'm interested!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145288392very normal thing to say, melonifag
>one day until the derby d'Italia>the schizo is at full forceHe might explode tomorrow around 5PM
*dreams of electric sheep*
>>145288408The schizo is a bbilanista why would he care
saw a dude wear a netherlands jacket and yes he was bald.....>>145288256it was animated by japanese. goated series.
>>145288457Because he's a specifically a schizo about Jj, many such cases
>japanese animated local seriesComfykino beyond belief
>>145288081nice have a good trip
>>145288496SPETTER SPIETER SPATER LEKKER IN HET WATER
Lecce always has kino players.
>>145288711GA NAAR HET STADIONCALCIO BEGINT WAT LATER
nabule has strong team.
lukaku ghosting so far
>>145288737Anytime you post something pro a certain team they either get scored or lose.Can you please just shut the fuck up for once
Wtf nabule got refballed
>>145288792he was behind the keeper
>>145288317Yeah lets all ignore this but beware if a Juve twink receives a red card by mistake then we have to spam the thread.
>>145288796The postponing was 100% refball but what does Jj even have to do with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UKQVlOxgO4did they air alfred j kwak in italy?
El Bilal toure?
>>145288820>The series has been broadcast in many countries and has been dubbed and subtitled in Dutch, French, Japanese, Greek, English, Italian, Spanish, Hebrew, Arabic, Hungarian, Finnish, Serbian, Polish, German, Swedish, Danish, Icelandic, Chinese, Czech, Romanian, Korean and Norwegian.Seems so
>>145288820>>145288828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7USt3FvdE6I&t=1058sItalian intro version is a lowkey banger
gud lecce attack>>145288790no
Vomited but luckily it's Saturday and not many people are around
Baschirotto is unironically one of the worst players I have ever seen, it's as if he put all his stats in strenght and forgot that this is football
>>145288812Such sabotage is a huge scandal and we should all take action against it and punish the criminals.
>>145288880At least try to beat Nabule and make everyone happy
Zambo playing like he just wake up
What happened to Machine of the North?
>>145288891Conte is too strong
ngonge is so bad>>145288909There's 4 bbilan players that would start for nabule and two of them are out
>>145288875Big phenomenus in shitaly (doe even shitalians figured out he was a meme after those 2 months in early 2023)
the Scotterrone meme is getting out of hand
>it was di lorenzo who scored the offside goalKek but you told me nuuuuuuuuuuu but di lorenzo is le bad and le worst defender in the fenomeno-filled italian NT, mejus gatti/buongiorno/pastoni/some other 'minioThe truth is that di bvllrenzo is the best player in the NT not only as a centreback but also as a fullback or wingback
>tommino30m for a pillar with two left feet
If Conte manages not to win this match against Lecce I will insert my sister Giulia's sex toy up my anus.
Test 1
Test 2
pretty defensive coaches but was decent half.
>>145289152Allegri was defensive too yet you kept insulting him like the fucking poorfag you are
God I love Haaland
>>145288796We're only ignoring the post because you made it
>>145289197yes i dont rate much either but contes method works.
Banda is lmao tier
>LakakaHe never disappoints
>>145289317He's too fast at the beginning instead of slowly ramping up as the couter goes on
Good choice by the ref
nabule beggin for eras
great defending this game from lecce so far. gud attitude all players
How do you put Ferrara as Napoli commentator
Lecce you're fucking useless, can't even be the better terroni
gks fault.
Lakaka was even surprised himself with that control
lukaka needs his team to score to start playing
>Nabule will win the league by barely scraping draws against big clubs and wins against shittersWhat a world, and to think that Serie A had Ballon d'Or winners in it once
>and wins against shittersWon against jewe doe
>>145290289Drew*
>>145290289Reminder Napoli never won Against Allegri but Gaia st Notta....
i hate pep and man city and the epl
>>145288985Kek I'm literally always right
dorgu
>>145290596Why do you care about the ant you fucking. Poorfag, you probably defended Chile in and Bobuvci for their redballs against England
What a sbufones the Ipswich town
Ok, but what unironically happens in Ipswich?
>no calcio
>>145291048It's the end of the world in Bofogna, please andastand
https://youtu.be/D7Us9RZyMxI?si=-N_sMWCLHgUwfWvY
>>145290873Your guess is as good as mine
>>145290873there are very nice suffolk sheep
Any weirdo who plays Forever Winter? Is it any good? I watched a couple of videos and the art style is really fucking cool but gameplay looks a bit meh
Motta please play Yildiz as a fucking 10 don't make the same mistake of putting Beans in that role
>>145291874No idea how the game is but I just looked it up, got a gigantic boner thinking about DS2 and now I hope someone tells you it's good so I can distract myself while waiting
Motta where are the Next Gen memes
God have mercy on my soul, tonight I will watch Sp*nish football
>>145292296This but me but only if the Almighty grants me a stream
Why did Milan Bologna got suspended
>>145292084From the little I've seen it seems to be very janky at the moment desu.The main selling point are definitely the dystopian post apocalyptic aesthetics which are top fucking notch
>>145292402Italian Infrastructure Moment™
>>145292402Water come sky make river on road safe is not
>>145292120Man, we're so fucked
>supermario to genoaSOVL
>>145293003H-h-hot
L. Geertruida 58' :)
Sborrinface scored
>>145292120Nice little team you have, it would be a shame if someone...
>>145294117Your shitty poorfag team would've stood no chance with Allegri at the wheel, good thing you will play against a Brazilian who raped his daughters
>>145292937how many red cards incoming?
Mosc-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TsId2Uj2usAre these guys considered funny in Italy?
>>145295162They are extremely funny and if you don't laugh you're a retarded poorfag
Dvtch gol :)
>Spanish calcio>F1I'll be watching the cars (in Miami) (in Hitman 2)
retegol
RETE RETE RETE RETE
Golaçoooo
>unroll foreskin>suddently 3 goalsSon of whore
Gasperini has been the uncontested bane of my Fantacalcio since 2015 and I long for the day I will be able to frolic on his bane
gasp has fully unlocked rete
Couldnae score against eh Tic though eh
https://x.com/missanastasiaax/status/1850216575296475488?t=S9N7_mZd1C97AvsDz0yeEQ&s=190:38
>lets let this attack play out for 6 minutes after an obvious offside
I think no one remembers Scamacca anymore
If you think about it, Inter really is the Barcelona of Italy
>le epic farsed goleada matchSerie ass, everyone
>>145298985>AC Milan = Real Madridboth are a nigger club in recent timesboth had the best trequartista of all time, Kakáboth have won the UCL several times>Inter = Barcelona both like short middle-aged players with technical ability>Atletico = JuventusWho?
>in recent times
>both had the best trequartista of all time>KakáYou just know this hue is a lazio supporter lmao
>>145299595let me guess you think Zidane was goodeven Ancelotti prefers Kaká over that nafri
>>145299595i can also tell he's a manlet even by hue standards and not white
>watching burger stream>commercial break>have the adds are in spanish It's really over for muttland
>>145300339Even the GTA VI trailer had a short ad in Spanis in it kek
>>145300339Huge W for romance speakers desu
>>145300041Well if the ebin footballing genius of Porcelotti says it, then it must be true!!!
Hervé RenardBACK
Ferland Mendy's position on La Liste?
>>145301142Up three places just tonight
>>145300489Bluds are out there saying it's a coincidence
Flick bros we are so back
>Flick brosSomehow more >>>/x/ than the so-defined "Interbros"
>>145301142Looks like the missing link. Clearly not fully homo sapiens.
>>145301299Why wasn't he starting
>>145301555Long niggling ankle injury, the same one that made him miss the Euro's. Don't think he's had a start since last season and only played like 50 odd minutes from the bench the past couple of weeks
But let's take a look at Arek Milik, who also had an injury that made him miss the Euros. Surely he's recovered from that minor injury, right?!
>>145301974Who?
>leao tires
Mo I ammazz myself because my rottura di coglioni of a song couldn't even win the Sanremass festival
>>145302262i didn't know him, i'm sorry for what happened to him but im reading his wiki and it says his mom was called teresa zoccola lol
>Porcellotti:skull:
Correction, if you think about it then it is really AC Bbilan that is the Barcelona of Italy
>>145302508If fonsecus with his sqvadrone doesn't win against this real madrid it's a motta-tier fallimentozzo
Good to see Los Negros humbled
how do you say "sacked in the morning" in Italianommm, como se dice?
>getting scored on by RaphinhaLadsPorcellotti raters
And mo I get sacked so I don't have to beat AC Berlusconi in the CL like a good servo di mediaset
No need for an mbappe effigy as hes already hanged himself
Lamine Yamal might actually be the best player in the world, who the fuck is Vini
One Cubarsi please
Why can't >my club just find a can of top footballing talents behind the couch when the rest of the club is in shambles ;_;
>>145303638Just fucking IMAGINE either of them playing against serie ass shitalian defenders, they would literally evaporate as soon as those talentozzi get in a 5m radius from themThey already can't manage to hold rafuzzo/stikus/kvaradona or fucking yildiz lmao
>I will have to watch another Yildiz and Zingaro disasterclass after seeing Flick destroy Vardrid with fucking Inigo Martinez on the pitchLife is unfair
>>145304384>inigo martinez>lisandro martinez>le epic dibuz martinez>josep martinezThat's 4 martinezes better than Flautaro just from the top of my head, one of them is even from his same team. Tomorrow we can add Dusan Vlahovic Martinez to the list since lauti will call him daddy after Motta rapes sfinter.
>>145304870If Motta actually manages something good tomorrow I'll apologize, but for now I only see a 2-0 for sfinter in the close future
>>145303647his name literally means film extra
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