is this the heem?
>>145263856Another low effort OPKYS
Max winsKhamzat winsAnkalaev winsPetrosyan wins
>>145263886oh ya b lemme juss dedicate time to this
>>145263886kayese? you shut up
>>145263856Bros she isn’t wearing a bra
william topuria is the most dangerous 5'5 man on planet earth
anakalaev vs rakic, the perenial nerd vs jock matchup
>>145263890all correct except petrosyan wins but loses a robbery decision
308 underdelivering could kill mma as a sport
>>145264103most of the matchups are slurpers on paper
>>145263890amazing. got every single one wrong
Pereddit now openly ducking his biggest threat. Dude is quickly becoming my most hated fighter
>>145263930great thread
>ahh hey poohand you stupid frackingSOON
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCnsJRhK_M&t=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCnsJRhK_M&t=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCnsJRhK_M&t=1
>>145264241alex is taking a one year hiatus to record his movie, it can't be helped
>>145264241>Dude is quickly becoming my most hated fighter
>>145264243charly is yum
>>145264354Bro, you just KNOW they'll have our boy say "chama"!
There are SIX (6) undefeated fighters at 308. FIVE (5) of them will lose. Do with this info what you will.
IT’S UPhttps://youtu.be/MkMOpb3HVxM?si=t6QPsn1QzoAotf76
>>145264402cuteHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145264374Does she have a bf?
>>145264374>yumyou're the guy that posts wwe stuff
>>145264243>>145264374Sex
>>145264340hot mama imagine her having sex with me
Fairy still hasn’t posted picks. This is bullshit
>>145264340uhh fightfairy bros???
>>145264429STOP THE FIGHT
>>145264445
Hourly reminder that Topuria is going to brutalize Max Holloway this Saturday. The pillow-fisted twig will be knocked out, then shit himself, then cry, then retire, then become a boxer, then get knocked out by Jake Paul. Bet on an early finish.
Ilii "10 seconds" TapturoMax "We gon' fihnow sadaaynite" Hollowaythis is how legends are made
>>145264533the picks for this event are for fairydust tier members only
Raped but not forgotten.....
>>145264667During the initial run, Goobert was literally unstoppable.
>>145264639>not being fairydust platinum on patreon
HIIIIIIYAAH
>>145264667
>>145264241>>145264299based poaGOD making the inbred ankaturd and the terrorist ali shart and seethe.
goobs got flushed by nate diaz by the way. conor does not have a single good win after nate beat him
>>145264779Topuria is so cute bros.... I just want to hug him and give him a bj
>>145264684Conor was made to be 145 champ. Excellent athlete who was short but had crazy reach and power. He's too small for 155 but he was a reachbully at 145
>>145264779Shara looks like a hippy
>>145264374idk why but i'm not attracted to her. something is off
>>145264725GODlloway sat him down and had him diving for jocks
>>145264779Rakić is LOCKED IN. It's over for ACKalaev.
>>145264925He was locked for Jiri but somehow got heemed
>>145264925Rakic isn't a finisher and he's fighting a brazza in abu dhabi. it would take a legit 30-25 effort for him to win a decision
>>145264914
>>145264975>somehow got heemedthat's what happens when gatekeepers fight contenders
>>145264975He was possessed by the ghost of Staph. >>145264997The chin will be there for him.
>>145263930You don't need a bra when your saline tits are too firm and far apart
I want Ilia to lose because I hate those horse teeth every fighter is getting.
>>145265067Rakic will get taken down in each round when throwing naked leg kicks
>>145265091They get teeth knocked out all the time so they get implants screwed into their skulls
GODpuria... GODpuria will heem.
they weren't allowed to put wmma on this card so they got lerone murphy and rakic
topuria the iberian knight
the chin will be there for rakic
>>145265252There has to be more options than 'The Mask' teeth
The arabs said no wmma but they love zesty boys, so UFC sent Ilia
the gaping will be there for Dana
>homosexual fantasiesMax sissies are losing it.
>Max 0.5 aka "baby Max"from the first Dustin fight to the Conor onevideo game striking, still good as he took a streaking Bermudez to a split decision, who was fringe contender at the time>Max 1.0From the Will Chope fight to the first Volk one.Now as a striking coach, elit p4p guy for the time, ran through basically everybody he fought beside Dustin up a weight class and Volk.>Max 2.0 aka "muay thai Max"from the second Volkanovski fight to the third.Arguably his peak, took two rounds off Volk 1.0, had his greatest performance against Kattar>Max 3.0From the Arnold Allen fight onward.More of a potshoter now, probably because he's worried about all the damage he takes, but he also lands harder shots, unclear as of yet if this is an upgrade over Max 2.0, we gon find out saturday night>Max 3.5 aka "Blessed Man Forever"Best head to head version of him yet as he fully filled up to lightweight, has real stoppage power
In ~48 hours, Khamzat Chimaev will have been nothing more than another entry in the list of failed projects and hypejobs from the UFC. Crazy
>>145265415>Max 4.0 aka "Min heemed"Got heemed by Turdpuria after draining himself back to 145. Already riddled with CTE this final heeming is the end of min holloway
I GENNA RESPECT EVERYBODY PRONOUNS BRAZZA
bammy gay
>>145264925Rakic is NOT 6'5 fucking kek
>>145264751Porridge heemed both redditway and gooby twice
Ankalaev has never fought a real kickboxer. Remember this you bitch ass niggas
as a white man with blonde hair, i can tell you that topuria is going to wingood night
>>145265454turdpooria finna get the kattar treatment. lil nigga gonna be diving at crotch holdin on for dear life
>>145265823>t.
>>145265823>being blond as an adult mangrow up
>>145265565and pereira has never fought a real wrestler except jan
>>145265488who said hes 6'5?
>>145265942
>>145264624post slips
>>145264624>betting on big fightslol
>>145265963ah wtf that nigga aint 6'5
Aryan hereCHADpuria is gonna kill and behead Max with a single punch. Then he will breed his widowed wife.
Best outcome is Rob/Khamzat majority draw and Topuria by jockdiving decision.
>>145265968
>>145265963>JEWkipedia
>>145266034There is no meme. Abus will die
>>145265565Rakic has never beaten a top 10 opponent besides old man Santos and THE Anthony Smiff. Ank wins 30-27
have the skullmog graphics been released
>>145266012The funniest outcome of Max vs Ilia is for it to be a shot for shot remake of Anderson vs Chael 1.
>>145266057ankaturd best win is johnny walker
>>145264624>bet on an early finish>in a Holloway fightlol. I'm good bro
>>145266075This can't possibly be right...>look it up>it's truePAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>145266034Abus is too long for Brunno. He'll jab him 100 times as Brunno throws haymakers and misses
>>145266112Yeah because Abussy is known for his patience and great jab and not for blowing his load in the first round throwing power shots
bo n
all my boys and pro sports team always be losing so im going to stick to movies and anime
>>145266163Fighters learn and adapt bud. Don't say I didn't warn you
>>145265919What does Pereira have to do with this?
bon ami
>>145266203oh you meant rakesh? mb over looked that lil nigga
If you're all so sure Rakic beats Ank you must have some big wagers on it! As a +300 underdog you can make 4-1 on your money. Let's see those bet slips guys!
>>145266254I would but I ran out of bankroll betting on Turdpuria and Shittaker
>>145264241Alex giving off goby energy ducking the scary Russian
>>145266101Volkan and Krylov are better wins
Walker is Jiri with a worst chin, ei Jiri two fights from now.
>>145266254everyone on /heem/ is broke and too cowardly to make a bet
>>145266319well lets see your ank parlay then b if you got all those words
>>145266329Still doesn’t change the fact y’all don’t believe the shit y’all talking about ankgod
>>145263856TopuriaChimaevAnkalaevMurphyMagomedov
>>145266352
>>145266222Understandable
>Barnett/RDA/Rakic/Whittaker/Holloway +85556
Two sexiest fighters making history.
>>145266393
Congratulations anon, all your references are in order and you've made it to the final round of interviews. Just one thing. What are your hobbies? What do you bring to the team?
>>145266510I call people faggot on 4chan
>>145266510
>>145266510>just one thing>asks two things
>>145266431DDP wants to be illia’s friend so bad
>>145266573why are Illia fans all homo
>>145266589bro their wife clears max's!!!
reminder whittaker has heeming power against brazzas
>>145266611covid softened him up
>biggest card of the year>fight week>heem completely dead and devoid of postsits over
>>1452666511 good card in apoo schaubi out of the hundreds of dog shit slop cards in a year isn't fixing anything
>>145266651this is the real /heem/ without pakibong and swedespam
>>145266651
>>145266768wtf is that real
>>145266651Sorry I’m watching nba
>>145266774Volk is getting permaflushed by Lopes
>>145266776no it's a cardboard cut out
>>145266788who is playing tonight I was watching nfl and reffies cucked my vikies
>>145266101Thiago Santos is a better win
>>145266821Volk is getting the Ilia-Max winner. If poosman and jizzy got automatic extra chances, then Volk deserves one too.
>>145266889could be but he said he was fine with a match with lopes for the titlesho
>>145266774forced project Lopes is gonna be top 5 for years because of that win over an overanked T-City.You can bt your ass he won't fight nearly as often bcause now he has something to lose.
had a dream that jamawl rematched jimmy crute. they went life and death but jamawl ultimately won a decisive UD
>>145266854Lots of good games tonight season just started
>>145266768russians are the ic3 of the caucasoid race
>>145266254Too easy to fake b. Pointless. Only marks believe /heem/ slips
>>145266651> and this fight will save the fight night!!!!
>>145267079Hill gonna chin this bum
cereal gayne
When are we gonna find out?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?
Janny won.
Just had wild sex btw
>>145267206What was his name
>>145266774*GADOOSH* what? man wake yo ass up *GAGADOOSH* *bwoing*
>>145267213Phil
>>145267213Belal or something
Hey guys the weigh in show's on
>>145267009/heem/ slips are all but nonexistent
>>145267251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klPof2UFEWs
>>145267252slip this bitch*throws a telegraphed jab*
>>145267264YeahHolloway made weight! Now you stupid motherfuckers talmbout lightweight this and bulk that can shut the hell up!
>>145267268*dodges directly into it*
I’m sick in the headYou wouldn’t want to run into me on the streets
>>145267264wtf why are they weighing in 40 hours before the PPV
>>145267278I would pass you by without making eye contact pretending not to notice you
>>145267289early card in abus schaubi b
>>145267298Still it’s like 41 hours before Max and Topuria fight. They don’t usually weigh in that early do they?
Cerqueria has elite torso reach
>>145267289earlier weight in allows for more effective brazza weight bullying
>dc nervously flipping through pages looking for the script >>145267313I don't know b
>>145267313its same as usual vegas cards weigh in at 8-9 am friday this is 9am friday
>Ankalaev 204.5 Why the FUCK would you cut the extra pound when the non title limit is 206
>>145267349championship mentality b
>>145267213Ilia topuria
the facts are the facts francis would’ve made more had he stayed in the ufc, Dana was going to break out the ultimate power slap dual contract for him and make him the highest paid slap fighter on the planet on top of being heavyweight champ. poor frankie was obviously afraid of getting sleemed so he didn’t do it
Still drunk
Ten years ago today, the greatest featherweight title fight in UFC history took place
omfg khamzat just weighed 189 lmaoooooooo
>>145267213Dana White
Enters the thread
>>145267459Thank you for posting this ruskiebro. I needed a laugh
>>145267462Turn your monitor off
>>145264624 You're the same fag who was posting Big Turd from PFL
>>145267459How does he do it?
>>145267444really?
>>145267486they’re saying fight is off. whittaker wont fight him
>>145267499Do the needful, holmes. Who's saying?
khamzat chimaev has sadly passed away during his attempted weight cut for ufc 308.
Breaking News: It was just a massive turd, Chimaev has made weight now.
>>145267514wow they just got into it backstage. rob hit him with a 1-2 before security jumped in
https://x.com/borrachinhamma/status/1849505848323928417?s=46&t=pBWXXXNnMe6ZgphjXFkCKgWhat’s next for Poatan’s legacy
Just revealed: Khamzat was never real. What you saw was sophisticated AI.
Ige should be a 135er. He’s a tiny FTW
lmk when khamzat makes weight so i can go to sleep too lazy to watch the weigh ins
>>145267098Cereal Gone
Khamzat is going to miss weight. The guy is so unreliable.
>>145267584self sabotage
>>145267557There’s another 68min in the window. He wont weigh in until the last 5min. Dude is in a sauna right now at 188
>Cumshot on the scales
two brazzas and a hue are left
>>145267584He’s terrified to lose
>>145267631It's Abu Schaubi, yjk he'll weigh in at the same 188 lbs, looking terrible, and they'll give him a towel to lean on, like they did to DC and Khabitch.
>>145267649he will literally die if he loses
>>145267659They banned the towel thing. They have to hold arms up over the barrier now
Seeing 90's boxing fight shows a world where commentator aren't shills and would oppenly shit on fighters
>>145267663They'll find a way to commit fraud. I believe in their ingenuity.
>>145267660Proofs?
>>145267678kadyrov already killed one ufc fighter before
The 308 cold open sucked. Those are usually solid
Indeed, gentlemen. We will find out on the 26th of October.
zat status???
brazza I get sick, no fight wit reaper. go home lay in chechnian bed now zzzzzz.
>>145267741lmao this doo getting mumps in the current year
reaper rob? bradda I thought you say real rapper bobby green bradda i cannot fight
where tf is khamzat come on!!!!!!
khamzat, the belt
That fucking trailer for 297 man, now that was cinema.
Khamzat is a heavyweight
the lip will be there for king
UFC 189? Now that was a pay per view
>>145267781The musical intro for the Conor Mendes fight was kino
bruhs...
>>145267781189 had the bloodiest canvas ever
Tuned in for a second but it was Shitsping and Bender so shan't I'm guessing the sheiks don't want Sanko swallowing whipped cream or something
>>145267797
they'll khabib the scale for khamzat
>>145267823Can’t khabib it when he’s 4lbs over
>>145267781why is there a giant fat pink finger on the license plate
Ilia Topuria vs Max HollowayRobert Whittaker vs Khamzat ChimaevMagomed Ankalaev vs Aleksandar RakićLerone Murphy vs Danny GaySharaputdin Magomedov vs Armen Petrosyan
>>145267835
Mendes really was THE wrestleboxer. Where the fuck are they nowadays, I miss the days where being an NCAA wrestling champion meant having a massive overhand right.
>>145267827says who
>>145267814when meng were meng b
>>145267835I only send picks to bongs and Russians
>>145267839bo nigga
>>145267844You tell me
why is lopes weighing in?
>>145267860backup fighter
>>145267860In case max or ilia get sick or something
some reporter just said shara vs whittaker on weigh ins
bouta be some scale fuckery to say khamzat is 186
Khamzat is 15 minutes away from joining Mokaev.
khamzat bros why
>>145267896mental elfs b, afraid of success
Cumrat "186"
>>145267860to get in the companies good graces, the UFC love him right now because he took fights on short notice, is active, finishes guys and has the possibility to attract the great white whale of the promotion, the mexican market.He's making sure he stays in their good graces for as long as he can.
>>145267860Just Dana lining the pockets of his wonder kid
>Exploring themes including masculinity, bullying and the healing power of dance, this is a poignant examination of the complex, electrifying and sometimes controversial personality known as 'The Last Stylebender.'
Khamzat’s life is flashing before his eyes this very moment
>had that much trouble making weightyeah the stuff about him fixing his health/overtraining issues was bullshit, he's gonna gas out fast if he doesn't get a first round finish
he didnt even looked drained. hes fine
to be completely tbf rob looked more drained than cumshot
>>145267925Hope the bigger flash is kadyrov fat son clipping him
>>145267919was Willy Time a working title or is that just the regional title for new zealand release?
>>145267930He intentionally cut all the weight this morning. He’s probably 195 again already and will be 209 in the cage
Did anyone miss weight
Did we just get trolled?Chimaev didn’t look drained and didn’t need the towel
>>145267860Free trip to abu dhabi plus a check for cutting weight and a small chance he gets an undeserved title shot
>>145267952
>>145267952I’m sure he cut just like everyone else
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVWoEw_7ychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVWoEw_7ychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVWoEw_7yc
>>145267951yeah chimaev by 8lbs
>>145267951Hamzat did, but they rigged the scales for him, so whatever.
shara? shara's poopin
>>145268008>pooping?more like popping.. for eating pork during ramadan
Another perfectly legit and professional event in Abu Dhabi(redacted) all muslims
>>145267951No but the caveman’s fight got bumped to catchweight
With the IC6 you'll get a fix
if a fighter gets a nasty cut over an eye and can't see through it do the doctors not stop the fight in abu schaubi or is pirate brazza just an exception?
>>145267970>Volkanovski I want to say that you always big inspiration for me and my fight I fight for long time and I always watch you for to train my career and and I come to ufc and see you are big champion and i want be like you and I always want to be my career like you because you so good champion in you career like my career and I want us to success in our career because I have big respect for you and your career and i always want to be good champion like you because you always show respect and not disrespect in ufc champion and you defend ufc champion many many times and I also want defend my ufc title many many times and I believe you will be ufc champion again because you great fighter and good example for me and my career and you be in hall of fame and one day I become ufc hall of fame with aljo too because he great fighter and my best friend but I hope you not fight because you both good ufc chmpion but I love aljo and love to sex with heem.
>>145268027Are Orolbai's fault? Can't find any info besides it being at 160
>>145268018Sheikh turdki havin a laf while gazans are getting kebabed by yehudis is really funny
>>145264624Both main and co main are going to decision b. It's simple MMA math. Cards like this that appear to bangers at surface level end up being snoozefests whilst some dog shit looking apex slop ends up FOTY
>>145268053YOU'RE WRONG YOU'RE WRONG YOU'RE WRONG
>>145268008His name is Sharaputdin. Which rhymes with Shara Poopin'.
on top of the weight miss Khamzat get a robbery decision as well
>>145268053Nah, Hamza heems. Didn't even have to cut those extra 3 lbs.
Schaub's plan
>>145268066Based khamzat seething the marks
>>145268066He made the weight
Akhmat sila
>>145268066and he's getting a title shot off of it
Unironically would rather see Khamzat DDP than the Sniffsniffsobsobland rematch
i wonder if you kicked the weird little schaubhole on the left leg of topuria really hard, if it would cripple him
>>145268193You and everyone else
>muslim fighter who has always struggled making weight somehow makes weight comfortably without even resorting to the towel when he's in abu schaubi
Why would you willingly be a ginger when you can shave of your disgusting red beard and keep those luscious brown locks?
>>145268229He’s never struggled at 185
Welcome to Abu Dhabi. Penis Inspektion habibi, u know this
>>145267970not a surf and turf guy. not a fan of mixing multiple meats in the same dish in general
>>145268262Sounds a bit kosher that la'
>>145267970Merab is simply downloading the data for the inevitable permaflushing of volk at the hands of El Matador
Khamzat's behaviour is very weird. I wonder of Kadyrov has told him he's getting shot if he loses
>Dana is still trying to tear up the entire ranking system that basically no one has an issue with because Khalil Rountree didn't move up the rankings after getting fucking KOd by the championHe has actually gone crazy. I don't give a fuck how much of a WARRIOR Khalil was. He lost and he lost resoundingly. Literally beat into submission.
need to see Kadyrov dragged around the street Gaddafi style
>>145268291Danerino's doctor doodily told him he has a finite amount of time to live (Daner hadn't realized it independently) and he's been erratic ever since
>>145268291it's his sport. if he says the ranking are wrong the ranking are wrong.
>>145268316grim
>>145268329Coked up, visualising owning the emirates
Kadyrovs walkout leaked
>>145268336Those head coverings look more like Sikhs or Hindus or something.
>>145268336Deliberate the stench
How is volk managing to stay drunk in Abu Schaubi?
The 2024 K-1 World Grand Prix Final will save /heem/.
>>145266057He looked good vs Jan before the kneesplosion
>>145268425Many are saying this
>>145268291It's also funny Dana says activity shouldn't matter but then inadvertently makes the argument that activity should matter. Journos asked "Why should Khalil jump above Volkan and Krylov, who won their last matches when he lost" and he replied "Khalil should jump them now and when they win again, they could jump back ahead of him if they win." Which is the opposite of what he's saying with jones.
>>145268394how u get subbed by Craig Jones
>>145266510I'm a wicked chef, gardener, and guitarist.. I trane UFC, and I'm an ardent student of scientific racism
>>145268466You do know the rankings and the p4p list are different things yeah?
you now remember ufc noche at the sphere
>>145266565literally me
did cumsplat made weight?
>>145268468Blud got submitted twice
>>145268472Yeah, but it seems like the p4p ranking has always been a bit different then the age old p4p debates. The poofc p4p list always moved with activity. It's a pretty meaningless list that can't make sense unless it works this way.
>>145268484Yes
>>145267349Real question is why the FUCK can 99% of the fighters weigh in a pound above the weight limit?
>>145268487Khalil's place in the rankings isn't to do with that though
>>145268336Poor little carpet jeet's gonna get heemed into the living death for messing that up
>>145268336looks like that campaign mission in CoD 4
Why the FUCK are you reprobates writing like this
Whittaker's walk out has been leaked.
>>145268497It is 'to do with that'. Don't you listen?
>>145264243Gawld b id dawlgwalk my hawlg on her
rip shartfairy
Krush is live
>>145268291>>145268466rankings already buckled to pressure and moved khaleeel up.
>>145268508Is Raygun fit I've only ever seen her dressed up like a UPS man
>>145268476i won the money for dentifying the easter eggs
>>145268498there was no goof.
>>145268515You've lost me b and to tell the truth I'm worried about FightFairy and the new one is a pale imitation
Guys sam and colby are staying in a house thats super haunted, this is crazy i hope they don’t get heemed
IT'S UP AND IT'S OVERhttps://youtube.com/shorts/5z7gbqknmh4
>>145268535she's alright but shes old
Your little pinky toe was in the cage! I'm taking a point!
>>145268555What happened to fight fairy?
Who was the heemster who predicted she'd quit before the end of the year>>145268577>40 years of age>breakdancingDear oh dear
>>145268587See >>145268568 she is ending the channel (indefinite hiatus) now she's in thailand and might make a travel vlog
>>145268577old but gold
Heeeeeeeeem
Volk drunkenly eating shit food is symbolic of him having given up.
>>145268598she be spazzing
the funny thing is people in this thread just want khamzat to lose because he's muslimyou guys are incredibly racist and it shows
>>145268630and?
>does mma videos for 1 year>gets donations and views>uses paypig money to travel the world
>>145268630Born and bred b>>145268634I'm going to miss her paint cans and knockers
>>145268634mfw its that easy. hasnt she explicitly never heard of mma before this year?
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE FUCKING DIDShe was NEVER an True MMA fan, she used the coomunity to gain money, she doesnt like UFC like us, she used us and quit
>>145268598Kek>>145268634Prob not. She only got 3k views on videos. No sponsors so about 1-5 dollars per 1000 views. She didn't get many donos at all on companions. Most likely the old man betting sugar daddy is taking her traveling.
>>145268653she said the first fight she saw was Ortega vs Max, but she became an avid follower in the past 12 months, probably 16 months by now
>>145268568NO FUCKING DEDICATION.There is no doubt the mmayoutuber game belongs to the incelkings
>>145268660Stfu no one cares about some dumb bitch
Truly the end of an epoch
>Dude, the Prelims start at 3 am for me>It's UNREALISTIC to expect me to watch and stream the UFC 308 cardWelcome to MMA Guru's fucking weekends for the past 4 years.
>>145268670Sheman
are the bahts on tonight?
>>145268564Those guys were fraud checked as fake a while ago. I don’t know any good haunted house exploration channels on YT anymore
Pitiful parasocial existence on display, Joe
>>145268672I somehow suspect Katya has better sex related stuff to do on the weekends b. Respectfully
>>145268684shes not promiscous
>>1452686793 bongs
>>145268688Never said she was
>>145268682talmbout 2024 fraud checks? katya dudukova is one of the biggest ones
>>145268684She had an old ass boyfriend suggar daddy the whole time b. It's been known. It's all come out.
>>145268568>>145268598
>Blossoming MMA youtubee career>Start missing livestreams and cards less than 3 weeks into the fight companion>Miss card prediction videos in their entirity>Quit possible career path to travel thailandWould you abandon your MMA channel heem?
>>145268706Che schifo
CriticalEyeMma would never
how many bongs till the card
>>145268736
heem is dead and /r/finland killed it
>>145268733>CriticalEyeMmathat dude put a iq chart on an ngannou video, he talking about the great replacement in his new video
>>14526873616 hours, give or take a couple of minutes
>>145268689good looking out b, i haven't watched in a few months
>>145268757whitebros.. this fuckin HURT
>>145268768i dunno just made me think faggerty was a heartlet getting zeemed like this in round 1. honestly would not be surprised if that was a dive
>>145268782The replay looked less suspect he heem droppied himself
>>145268757White heemster here, i'm going to admit something. When I saw this happen live, I genuinely broke down.
>>145268787it's him grabbing his head to show everyone his ouchie and not even trying to get up that bothers me. i know he could've been genuinely very hurt by it but it's not a good look. KWABOTY contender for sure
>>145268757Just like that did the general fall
pussy shab wont do shit
>>145268824you get mid pussy
alright i just watched the weigh in show. they did not weigh khamzat properly, rigged weigh in. it's khabitch all over again
>>145268874cry
>>145268604
i'm heem
heem keeps moving no matter what, i htought my absence would be felt, but it was nevr even noticed,
>>145268978Same, it's been truly humbling.
Volk was at the diddy white party
>>145268982life is humbling
There's a thin line between genius and insanity. Dana White is that line.
>>145268978sorry i cant tell the american posters apart
>>145269007bros a retarded faggot
Main card starts at 2am for me, spare a thought lads.
>>145269016stfu heemcord owner
Ankalaev always sounds extremely pained when he has to speak. He moans in pain every time he has to start a sentence and sounds like he has to force out every word against his will
>>145269032he also looks stupid and has a dumb face
Khamzat is fucked
>>145269050What is it with oceanic fighters having drunk uncles for coaches?
>>145269038Yeah
Sometimes you should just retire and be done with it
>>145269050You're gonna feel very silly when khazmat shows up the fight with sticks.
>>145269061that 3rd tito fight at 50 was an insane decision. he never should've given him that back
>>145269032>>145269038
Ilia better be in the middle of that fucking octagon for the first 10 seconds with the amount of times he's brought it up. If this is all a ruse and he pussies out then he is permanently unboyable
>>145266768this could happen to me because im insane
>>145269032>>145269038>>145269097>gets real quiet when magomed enters the room
>>145269126merely existing is painful for him
cool guys
>>145266768Where did this happen? What's the story?
Gane was supposed to be on this card.
>>145268733as an og fan i will never forgive him for changing the channels name from antiwokemma to woke crapicaleye
>>145269121he'll do it but Max won't obligeit's a nice little mind game because it can help set the tone that the othre dude won't engage you on your terms and will instead back up>>145267781i miss calling cazzies 189ers
K-1 is /heem/ufcfanboyism is reddit
Pigru's BDS meltdown has already started
>Pigru's BDS meltdown has already started
>>145269140
Early card today, starting around 3bong bongtime or around then.
>>145269149Gane has other plans for the Volkov rematch that go beyond our comprehension b.
>still called Freek Hamaker to this day even though his name is Frank HamakerFirst sambo practitioner in UFC by the way
>>145269224perfect record
You wouldnt wanna catch a freak haymaker from me boy
OPINION: Khamzat shouldn't have to make weight because he's based
>he doesnt have over 100 wins
>>145269287rouffus sport black belt
What if Khamzat was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER by KADYROV?
>>145269097 Doofy won in the end
>>145269126>ducks pereira>enters the building and calls him out
Just had sex
>>145269353his eastern slavic patronymic?
>>145269344Yes but not officer doofy he got stricklanded and schaubed his pants idk if it was worth it
>>145269363i made this meme back in the day
>>145269363How is Shitmaev a eastern slavic peepeepoopoo
It's ogre (for Kh*mzat).
>>145269378Brazzas use Arabic names with slavic naming customs
get me my camo shorts
>>145269396Cazzies in the comment section under Ilia's new shorts talking about "don't forget Bryce was the first one with custom shorts"But it was actually Conor when they gave him Green shorts for the Aldo fight, at that time the Reebok shorts only came in black or white. Conor's also the only guy who gets his full name on his shorts
illia heems all current and former champs 170 and under
>>145269396What would the british design be? (I know you're a nigger but still) Shorts with graphics of big ben, a rover and gregg's sausage rolls sound pretty dope.
>>145269437He looked much better with the slightly longer hair and beard, the stubble look he's rocking now doesn't do him many favours
>>145269474The fake chompers make him look ridiculous too
Khamzat VILL heemAnk VILL heemShara VILL heemand you VILL like it
first for Max
Yeah I get that he has trained in front of the mirror to look cool calm and collected during fight week to give off this confident aura but pic related is the real him when he doesn't have a chance to put on the mask.
Why is Hamzet Chimaev so ugly?
Hnggg holy frruuuuhhhhggg *inhales sharply* grunt grunt grunt awooooooooooo *inhale* mating press grand slam spreader bar cum inside... AAAHHHHHH!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!SSEEEEEEÈXXX̌XXXOOOOŒOOOOAAAJHJJJCHJBFDUBSBUDBIBIDBIABDBISH9AJSJOEJODBONSIEWIW8WJJDBFINDIXBCHISBISHXNDOXJOCJOJODHIAH8DBISBDIJIAHEIBWICDDZSASMYPENISMYDICKMYCOCKOur Father, Who Art In Heaven...
>>145269474I wonder if it's because of weight cutting. Or maybe escaping chokes easier. Volk's shaved head might have saved him against Ortega.
did abu schaubi rig the scales again?
>>145269486only Shara will win out of these three and it willl be by decision
Bros i went to a gym yesterday for the first time ever and got my head boxed off during light sparring... my head has been fuzzy all day now.... CTE is real
Undefeated in WMMA
>>145269555Who did you sparred, Tszyu?
>>145269566who dis fine ass shawty, b?
>Who did you sparredthese fucking animals doo
The chin? will be there for rakic
>>145269377What a ko
>>145269503Nothing about this gives off shook vibes. Ur delusional
>>145269503he does look nervous
prizefighters are retards lol
>>145269639Nah he was shook
>>145268382There's Alcohol in Abu Dhabi mate the muzzies just can't drink it. Do you really think they would miss the chance to make money off kafirs?
>>145269661>muzzies can't drink itoh non o no he doesn't know
>>145269658Your mother was shook when she saw my pp
>>145269673We're talking about real gulf muzzies mate not brazzas
B______ S_______ D________
>>145269687Muzzies in UAE are as fake as brazzas. Only real muzzies live in 4th world shitholes like Afghanistan or something
>>145269503good riddance to all who bet on max due to being gaslit by social media into seeing a horrified look in a clip of ilia standing around bored
>>145269739if you truly believe ilia was frozen in terror at the sight of volk's son winning the bad fricker belt after 25 minutes, i hope you bet everything you have on this matchup
>>145269731What about the people that bet on Max because Ilia is a small person?
>>145269681Nah he was shook
>>145269756Nah he was shook
>>145269780Nah he wasn't shook
>>145269766that's at least fathomable, despite them apparently having the same reach. max could be lanky enough to keep his head away from the death zone.
>>145269756i'm not him and i don't have a dog in this fight i was just trying to stir up trouble with the shook postbut the guy that gave max the most issues was a small stocky guy with decent hands in volk illia i think hasn't got as good a hands as volk but he has more powermax looked really out of it in the press conference, struggling to take in questions and give answers yeah the crowd was making a lot of noise but he seemed noticeably not with itmost probably due to his weight cut + cte over the yearsi think he's a good chance to get knocked out illia is kinda like a mike tyson sort of build where taller guys find it hard to find his head and keep him at their distance
Max will go to sleep in round 1 i think...........
>>145269806He won't. turdpuria will win a decision. There will be no heems this card. only subs
>>145269806Topuria will do to Max what max did to kattar.
>>145269784Nah he was shook
>>145269806Or maybe 2
this is how i want the main card to gomaxbobrakicigepetrosyanguess my skin colour
>>145269827Nah he wasn't shook
Two months until Schaubsmas... Schaubsmas with my bros.
>>145269837Nah he was shook
thawlts?
>>145269584ты мeнa нe тpoлль
yeah i'm thinking this guy is getting some baht bros
>>145268291Dana is always right
>>145269855You should cash out after the whittaker fight. Holloway is losing by decision
>>145269855excellent slip, heartlet bet. throw at least 50 on there b
>>145269793Gaethje had one inch reach on Max.
>>145269874If the fight goes to decision, Holloway wins. Topuria is a heemer.
>>145269900How many times I have to tell you retards. Smolloway cant fight shorter opponents.
>>145269909you whisperer of bums?
>>145269923>>145269923>>145269923new---->
>>145269847Nah he wasn't shook
>>145268382>Alcohol use, possession, and sale are prohibited in the UAE by law, except in places that have been granted a licence, like bars, clubs, and restaurants.they serve drinks b
>>145268291Dana cares about promoting his product, not the sport, he wishes the ranking were only popularity and excitment based, in his ida world Merab still wouldn't have been top 5 after winning 10 in a row.
