Lunch looms on day 2 @ Rawalpindi:PAK 182/7. v ENG 267.Binida getting peemed by NZ
Aggers and Hartley will be going on about the food again and how great Pakistan is kek
not sure I like the blackcaps bullying minnows
>Kane leaves the team>we win a series in India
Yank Flags eternally Out just like a poos vs a peewee bowling attack
umpires call inshallah
based umpire
Even indian commentators will appeal everything kek
monitoring...
England need a lead of 50 going into the next innings else it's over
A bit too much on topic discussion latelyJust not my /cric/
>1.5 billion getting btfo by 5 million>at homeutter utter state
>effectively 128/0would still pick India from here
shite i forgot i was batting up at #936,723,856
me¿ a humble #15670
>a*glo shitters were raped 4-1 by this>convicts lost twice at home to thisWon the story>>145268123Think Hartley has a bit of a daddy issue thing going on with Aggers after he and Tuffers fucked off early from her disasterous bbq>>145268136Delete this
ah yes the fat yank and the nonce britjeet are so patriotic and loyal to india that they've been living in the west their whole lives and exclusively post from there lmao
yh and¿
Wait is Nina Hartley doing cricket commentary now?
CONway? On yer way
going down leg
i see zachy is talking to himself
>>145268171oh look I was right
>nicked it and didn't pooview
mentally cooked
>second review fuckupgg no re
How much is a good lead here ?
>>145268225200 but 250+ is ideal
bold prediction still true†nz will declare today
Has Poopeeland ever won a series in India?
not entirely sure if we've ever won a series at all, would have to look it up
can you really call 2 matches a 'series'
>>145268236>"Despite numerous attempts, New Zealand has yet to claim a Test series victory in India. Playing in Indian conditions has been notoriously difficult for most teams, with the combination of turning pitches and India’s strong home advantage making it a tough challenge for visiting sides."
>>145268241so true
NONCEALARM
India have got the peewees right where they want them
spinners who bowl no balls should be beaten in the showers by their teammates
>>145268259>>145268260kek he showed up right away
pretty comfy with the sailcunting in the break of the eng - paki test in the background
New Zealand beating India away is gonna make us look real bad when we lose to India at home
>>1452682771st test of the series is in Perth, simply move it back to the WACA and give half the Indian batsmen concussions to deal with from that pitchSimple series from there really
>>145268183
>>145268297kek you've done Virat there mate
>>145268297a good post on /cric/?nice
msg me when a wicket falls
>>145268297jej
>>145268297
nothing in the wicket, NZ need 200 more runs desu
>240 could be a competitive score we just don't know yetGenuinely what was the Indian commentator thinking when he came up with that cope
>>145268297done im like a kipper
Need to declare now so that we have enough time to bowl india out
nz lose this
Will Young is really not number 3 calibre
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/india-vs-nz-no-water-no-roof-fans-feel-the-heat-in-pune-1456818>India Superpower 2020
nz collapse imminent
>>145268367I think you mean POOlapse Nepalbro
>>145268367i think you mean peeweelapse nepalbro
My stream is shitty and keeps stopping. What are you guys watching it on?
>>145268355he's not black caps calibre at all, and that's saying something
>Rehan taking wickets>Fuck that, Gus, you're up
Cuck map
>>145268375Sky
That map is fucked. Why are so many places keen to have a foreign power shitting up their lands.
>>145268375cricinfo>imagine actually watching cricket in 2024
>>145268364>Considering the scorching heat, we had decided to provide cold water. In our previous experience, the fans had complained about us providing warm water or boiling water. We, as management, thought we would provide them with cold water, so we had kept cool cages. Once the water in cool cages finished, we tried to refill it with the same cold water, and in that process, it got delayed.Knowing how to use fridges is a very 2024 concept, please be patient sar
New Zealand is absolutely powerless when Australia launches it's attack haha
is 188/2 a good score
>>145268393American empire really
free big mac combo at doordash when you order $30might have to indulge
>>145268408Yeah
>>145268403saaaar why wont this chainlink box retain cold??
>>145268401If you want I can't start posting the overs in the England game for double the non-watching1.....
1.....
>>145268422>>145268434looking good mate
>>145268393>US isn't pinkshit fucking graphic>>145268411this
Pakistan story status?
Probably more posters in this thread than in the ground at 'Pindi1.1..1
What's your favourite Indian snack lads? Loves a pani puri me
Definitely could be running twos here the lazy cunts.11111
samosa simple as
that onion bhaji thing or whatever it is called
......
1111.1
it's so over
>dat scorewtf are india doing??
Losing kek
>be me>be in the crowd at the criggy>catch two sixes>wake up
Letting this partnership build up. Should have bowled them out by now.
ive caught a six at 4 different grounds in NZeden park, colin maiden, saxton oval and bay oval (only intl game)
>>145268345Do you get kippers in NZ
.2.11.
wait was ravindra a fraud all along?
How about we clean up that tail haha
Shite this 12.6.1
>>145268526Not that anon, but yea. They're not that popular, but you can get them. I grew up with them cause me ma's English. Thanks for listening.
the team with the worst away record in WTC history is really going to breach the bindian fortresslol, just the biggest lmao
They're always edging closer but never cumming
WTC History (about five tests)
>>145268571post your WTC mace, champ.
.1..1.
>worked last sunday>can take day in lieu whenever>taking the friday day one of the perth test offlife is okay sometimes
>>145268586can't he doesn't have onebet he'll try to show you his asterisk world cup or something lmao
..1.1.
>>145268609why the FUCK have there been no wickets?
Smithy keeping these bindian commentators honest.
>>1452685782 out of 16 previous away games, they only just got rolled by sri lanka on similar pitches which makes this all the more surprising >>145268586the fact you managed to win a mace despite the ugly record says more about the tournament format if anything
>>145268586>>145268599Anyone can have one pal https://youtu.be/jqkevyZSVOk?si=Lz_DfZ90F9k9zbHG
>>145268614>>145268618KWAB (x2)
There's no way England would lose 2 matches in a row because they couldn't get the bowlers out now would they
22..1.
Is it true that England doesn't even have an English captain?
absolutely howling
>>145268614>the fact you managed to win a mace despite the ugly record says more about the tournament format if anythingsounds like something a macelet would say
>he’s replied to it three times now
who are you quoting m8?
>southee steps down>nz instantly whitewashes india in india
1..41.
It's so fucking over
story in tatters for england
>>145268652>no america's cups>no wtc macesYodelling
Give Root the new ball imho..1..1
Pakis trying to grubby up the track. Disgusting.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
India will need 280 at most to winif they don't poolapse they'll do it, but have been poolapsing quite often so far so we'll see, i haven't given up hope yet
roll em within a 30 lead baz em good and proper then they crumble for <150 in the 4th digsimple as really
11.111
Noman can get this guy out
Heard rumours that it was Noman Ali's house that Bin Laden was hiding in
Fuck all test matches played all year. Schedule two at the exact same time. Brilliant.
I truly hate the ICC
>>145268687you know whats to blame for this right?
.21...
ICC (Indian Cricket Council)
>>145268673This you m8?>Dayne: "As a nervous Kiwi, I don't know what is enough to defend. I won't be comfortable with a lead under 280. There is a reason this India team have such a great home record... they will scrap for everything here"
thank you nz for exposing India
can a brother get a stream>>145268369>>145268374could never bring myself to call a nepali `bro`filthy subhumans wearing cheap arse clothes filling up in my beautiful country. the bitches are ugly and have no manners. the only ones talking loudly in quiet spaces. and frankly smelly.associating with servant races, anglo slags mixing with the blacks(every single british girl with awul makeup and a nigbro bf i see here)it really is over for the angloid race
>It's another Pakistan 100 run partnership after they were looking finishedGetting bored of this
>>145268693jews?
Leach is proper shit. Could do with some Tapal Tea Tea myself 12b2..1
>>145268711wew lad
just saying this over by over gimmick is diredon't turn this place into jeetinfo please
Cheating pakilanders
Stokes can't into tactics, we've know this since that meme declaration>noooo I can't keep the legspinner on even though he's going through a good spell that's not unpredictable enough
In Japan all the Indian restaurants were ran by Nepalis. One member of the family would work slave labour IT job and bring his family over to pretend to be Indian and serve butter chicken22lb.1..
Will the English Cricketing Team (men's) ever take another test wicket?
if their posters weren't complete twats the NZ performance this tour might actually quite soulful but also everyone hates shitdia so it's still somehow somewhat soulful
>>145268703yeah
seething
word on the grapevine is bard is no longer a volcel after getting off with some lass (formerly lad) in a Thailand side street last night
>>145268746I don't think you're allowed to post a comment like that when you have that flag
Leach is so bad at this cricket thing ..1.1.>>145268725Sorry pal, got bored and this was the only way to force myself to pay attention. I'll continue it to Lunch then resume my regular anti-Indiam posting. I also had a funny haha idea for when England took a wicket but that seems like it isn't happening
i'd rather pewees than bindiansgreat humbling handed out the the VORLDS BEST TEEEEM SAAAAAAR
>giving up lead and letting the 40 year old tailender make a 50starting to worry the story's well and truly gone here lads
GONE GOTTEM SLOW FUCKER FUCK OFF
based me jinxing it as plannedwe're so back
>>145268769What was your idea for when >you took a wicket?
Pakistan Vs England Rawalpindi Day 3 - thoughts so far The momentum of this game has gone - England start good, Pakistan battering England, England getting steady, England come back, England back in the match, Pakistan start bad, Pakistan get steady, England dominate Pakistan, Pakistan collapse, Pakistan comeback, Pakistan level (and probably winning at this exact point). Excellent test match. Given the circumstances and the situation of both respective teams this has basically been the highest quality test match cricket you can see in the modern era. The only thing missing - from both teams - is regular periods of fast/swing bowling on these subcontinent pitches. It's a spinny match but an elite one.
>>145268106Why is the Indian national cricketing team struggling at india's one sport?
Pakistan can just slog it now to get a quick 30+ leadGONEFUCKOFF..11.
Lads is it too early to say that Latham is back?
He gets a ton, he gets it done.
>>145268796Mark Latham retired from politics mate
I really want bindia to lose. Am i a bad person?
>>145268783The national sport of India is shagging
>>145268805They are unbeaten in a home test match series for 11+ years. India are crickets villains. Rooting for their downfall is the morally intellectually and politically superior position.
>>145268805No you're just every non-indian person Also welcome back
shilliamson brutally exposed tbqh
Is Katter still alive? Is Katter's Australian Party still alive? Do you have to be an Australian to be a member of Katter's Australian Party?
>>145268796He owes us a big one. He couldn't even pull his usual trick of bullying Sri Lanka.
>>145268818i would hope so but i'd make an exception for 10 pound poms (white)
>Babar dropped>Pakistan start winning >Williamson not playing>Historic series win incoming The message is clear
>>145268812I love test cricket so I always like to see these matches. Don't care for t20 matches all that much
>>145268610Because Leach and Bashir and Ahmed aren't great at cricket desu
>>145268828Based purist
No maidens bowled by Bindia yet
Latham looks like a 1950s comic book character
>>145268827Pakistan dropped Shaheen and Babar (2 of the biggest superstars in Asian cricket in the last 10 years) for *checks notes* Sajid Khan and Noman Ali and they look like one of the elite test teams again. Those 2 have been their best players since joining the team.
Tea time reading, apparently Katter's Australian's policy to combat youth crime is to stick them in the bush to fend for themselves. I think they could film this and have Ant and Dec present it
>>145268713no senpai the IPL
>>145268828You're having me on the dutch anon I remember only liked T20/short format
>>145268857No clue
LATHOZONE.
>kiwis sodomizing the poosWhat happened to the indian team?
too much eyepeelel
>>145268899Rohit too fat. Doctored pitches botched.
>>145268899need more time
>haven’t bowled them out yet Maybe you shouldn’t pick two rookies then Stokes and McCumbrain
>>145268853I like Katter good old Labour economic policies.
>>145268786Called it
Lmao they're going to win by an innings
clear spike as ball passes bat
It's never been more over
Gizzball > Bazball
Glun Phullips
yeah time for Latham to step down
*checks a*glo shitter scorecard*HOWLING even more embarrassing than losing to peewee>>145268462>>145268467>>145268473Classic choices can't go wrong, gonna add a bit of crunchy bher puri laced with generous amounts of amli (tamarind)
>>145268754Currently in the mountains of northern Vietnam, a long way away from the transsexual degeneracy of ThailandI persist humbly as a humble volcel
reckon we need a lead of 320
>taps the 3 line rule sign
>First maiden of New Zealand's innings came in the 42nd over, the longest India took to bowl a maiden in a Test innings, since 2002. Previous longest was 29 overs against Sri Lanka in the 2009 Ahmedabad Test.based
>>145269055whereabouts lad? doing the ha giang loop? I'm garn 'nam end of the year will be keen to hear to any travel recs honestly
>yo give me a more embarrassing performance than losing to peewee shitters at home>a*glo shitters: gotchu senpai watch this177-7 to 321-8 fucking to an uber taxi terrorist lmaooooo
dilmah then bed
if we're getting bazzed by the tailenders then it means the pitch has become easier to bat on. t. knower
only thing that makes sense is if india are matchfixing
>>145269039based ALP after the election results in 2004
>>145269070Yeah exactly that, just done the first day of the loop. Bit early to say if I'd recommend it yet, but the views are pretty spectacular.Ninh Binh, particularly An Trang, is worth a day trip from Hanoi, even if it is pretty touristy. I'm doing a Ha Long Bay cruise early next week because it came highly recommended by a friend, seems a fairly common thing for tourists to do here
>>145269070>I'm garn 'nambased jimmy barnes iykwim haha
>>145269111Ha Long is the cruise
SEA mogs South America
India will win
anyone else notice how atkinson was left to kick the turf after the second new ball was taken
india chase 370
>>145269120based me talking about how the coastal cliff of northern chile has formed
>>145269111Ha Giang loop was the one thing that was highly recommended by a mate of mine so it's the one thing that I'll book in for my time there and work the timings out for all the other stuff as I go. Have any pics of the views? The tour group I'm looking at can bus you to Ha Giang from Ninh Binh so I'll definitely look at doing that if it means visiting. I've got thirteen days and am quickly finding it's not enough to go South to North, do the loop and fly back to HCMC. Wasn't gonna bother trying to fit in Ha Long myself (seems like a couples thing doing a cruise) but I'll be keen to hear what you think.
>>145269117
>>145269144Need someone who gets the ball to move like Sam Cook really.
Stokes in-game tactics are a bit shit really.Despite the pooviews and arguably not being good enough, I actually think Pope is the better captain.
got him, finally. fucks sake finally
yes that is Santners brother talking to him.
Imagine dropping Babar.
not watchingis 70 a good lead on here? is the pitch doing anything or nah?
GOT HIM GO ON FUCK OFF MATE ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE
>>145269173why would you need him the indians already Sam Cooked the pitch iykwim haha
>300 lead at the end of day 2fucking love 3 day tests, me
I would never become a legspinner because they all get hit for at least one 6 every gamelmao wouldn't be able to cope me
GONE GOTTEM (on the most clear googly as well) PATHETIC
business idea: six inning test matches
>>145269245>iykwimNot really no
make 250 and we win. simple as
England have lost this. It will be a repeat of the 2nd innings last test where they manage to get bowled out cheap again and then fail to bowl the pakis out.
So I guess the question on everyone's mind is: Can England make Pakistan bat again?
>>145269261no but Steven May
BLASTARDS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=POscza20qf4
Cricket is about momentum, England keep failing to keep the momentum with them and give it away too easily too often. Once lost it’s difficult to get back, and this England side seem to be incapable of putting in the hard work to wrestle it back. They failed to keep the pressure on Pakistan once the first load of wickets were lost this morning, allowed a partnership to build up and allowed Pakistan to overtake and get what could be a winning score lead in runs. Stokes can’t manage field placements, doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing when rotating the order. And now this innings i unfortunately suspect will be a repeat of the first.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6atPEqvftw
>Australia “tv”
>>145269256used to have some success as a leggie back in my school days by floating it about 5 miles above the eyeline, good mems innit
>>145269300>>145269335that shows not funny
if you want to laugh at aussie tv maybe don't live in a country where you can get booked for not having a tv loicens
that cunt with the record player in
FUCKS SAKE YOU STUPID MIDGET works called…
Mad how a Pakistan bowler can handle nearly 100 deliveries but our battingpeoples can't even manage 5 overs
>>145268228So It's over (never began)Anyone got the stat ?>"Average total of 4 innings" While Sri Lanka, india, Bangladesh prepare spin pitches which ends in 3 days Pakistan, england prepare unending pitches to statmaxxx
Of course Crawley is out to spin already
fucks sake old blighty
Yh, and the rest of the batting will go like the first innings and in the WC last year.Maybe don’t have muh slog contests in training and actually train against spin you cretins.
Noman is so old that if you measured his age in human years he would be 38
>>145269431all bout entertaining the audience innitnobody wants to see boring defensive shots against spinwe want that BAZtacular shot selection for maximum engagement
>poope innings loss at this rate.
It's Popever
oily poop
Noman could play that
>>145269159Here's one for you, took quite a few. My early impressions are that it's a very worthwhile trip desu, scenery is constantly stunning. My experience is just a little soured at the moment because I specifically asked the travel agent for a group trip so that I could meet a few others, but I turn up and it turns out I've got a private tour with a Viet guide who barely speaks a word of the Queen's. You'd normally pay more for that, but I'd have rather gone with others so that I'm not just on me tod for three straight daysYeah I've had to cut short my time in Vietnam too, as the distances are long and it can be difficult to fit everything in. I'm personally skipping the middle (Da Nang / Hoi An), which I do hear good things about, but just don't have time for. Instead I'm flying straight from Hanoi to HCM, tickets are cheap and it saves like 36 hour on the bus.Know what you mean about Ha Long Bay, really don't think it looks like my tempo either. But a mate who was out here, also not with a woman, told me that if there's one thing to splash out on in Southeast Asia, it's that (although the one I booked wasn't that expensive desu, playing the local travel agents off each other results in a much better price than what you can find online). We'll see how it goes I guess, should be relaxing and picturesque if nothing else
can I just say that Rohit and team STANK it up again? heads must ROLL!simple asend of
Could count Pope's average this series on 1 hand I reckon
>>145269513glad to hear from ya fellaread some heart of darkness while you're there x
>den buckett>zak poorly>oily poopNice one lads. Chucked the series away in the space of 30 minutes.
>>1452695133 lines or less please
>>145269542no but Steven May
>>145269526holy fucking RETARD alert
poop OUTcox/rew INsmith GONE AND GOTTEN UP THE ORDER
>>145269526meant watch some Apocalypse NowHeart of Darkness is just a cheap chinkenese copy of Apocalypse Now anyway
>>145269547'splain plox, elif x
fatguts you forgot to change your proxy back
>>145269559it was in congo or over yonder fellamore like the white man's burden LG x
>e*glelLel
>>145269553>>145269560queem QUEEM hahaa
>>145269513Beautiful, shame you got stitched up there I'd be floundering if it were just me as well. Won't be much consolation to you now but was recommended Mama's Homestay as a group to do it with. Da Nang/Hoi An is a place I will spend a couple of days, the old town looks nice and has the nightlife, shame you can't fit it in. Also want to visit Hue in that time. I'm just vaguely working out overland south to north and then flying back south. Would like to fit in Dien Bien Phu as well while north for the history. From what I've heard though the traffic is way worse in Saigon/HCMC so if you didn't like it in Hanoi be prepared
swear to god ive been in /cric/ since this burger started posting, and i still can't understand anything he says
>>145269603queem QUEEM haha jus stayin' yamagucci bla hahaa tabla x
>>145269548'ooin some POOP out rn eyequeem haha
>>145269548†cox out too, naturally
ayo fr the new episode of 'black man hears white people music for the first time' dropped. ong i feel SEEN by the based black man!
wat
>>145269608can you at least tell me what queem queem means
more fun discovering it innit iykwim haha x
>>145269652a magician never reveals his secrets if you queem
>>145269669 x
>>145269652it's pretty obvious tbqhwy desu iykwim haha and i'm iykwimsperg
so basically bazball is for frauds who can only score on absolute roads then?
>e*gkekWhenever you're having a bad day there's always a*glo shitters getting bacha bazi'd by uber terrorists to cheer you up
if not Rohit, then whoif not Kohili, then who
>>145269750Why don't you talk about bouldering any more?
why doesn't he talk about poodia getting heemed at home by a nation with more sheep than people lmao
Side note: howling at how anti-p*kshitstani the kanglu umpire is giving not outs when a*glo shitters are dead plumb. Makes it more hilarious when a*glo shitters collapse
>no answeryep thought soIndia just needs to work thru the issues and show up innit
for me the zachy britjeet gimmick has grown rather tired - not really developed the schtick into anything after like 4 or 5 years of posting nowluckily he mindlessly repeats 2-3 buzzwords in every post so it's a very simple filter job
I'm only a quarter anglo myself and hate the *nglish, yet I can't help but loathe "britjeet" and his shit gimmick.This level of obsession is ugly before all else; your posts disgust me, frankly.
they should promote Sundarreckon, before JadduPromote sarfaraz, before Kohilihave Gill open with jaiswalbandaid fix for nowsimple as
night lads, see you tomorrow for another poolapse
>>145269822gn fella xhttps://youtu.be/4742clGMbac
Spoke with nan today; she was telling me about her trip to Vietnam and Cambodia.She decried abos should just "get over it" like the Cambodians did after Pol Pot. I had no idea how to respond, so I just nodded mesmerically in agreement
poor use of mesmerically
inb4 he was just cleaning his country of cia assets
Creeping Death breakdown tbqh
ohnonono
anyone know which country currently holds the Ashes?
Proposal to peewees: 3rd test triple or nothing WTC points
>>145270029ricky doesn't know what reddit is
>they're already playing The Woman King on tv tonight even though it's only 2 years old>they're just ignoring that it's based on a true story of a war where the woman king's army was btfo'd by whites
who are you quoting champ?
your mum in bed last night champhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/HTCrzu62WD0X
not clicking on any incelchute links, but fr saw The Fablemans was on ABC tonight, and remembered tmwngf giving it a rave.
but i shall be clicking on any (((youtube))) links
even if they're shitty music recs?https://youtu.be/vfRYz2i_2Ak?si=0SD5Ipmnvr9FAFeL
the humble Boost Mango Tango and Angostura Rum.
It's time for His return
>>145270029ricky ponting /cric/ AMA when?
>>145269597Actually just spent a few hours drinking and karaokeing with a fun group at the homestay I'm atWould still prefer to be with a group during the day, but if I get a bit of craic in the evening then it's not so badHeard good things about Mama's too, but think that one was $180 compared with the $120 I paidSounds like you've got a good plan overall, reckon you'll enjoy itYeah the traffic in Hanoi was doing me bloody nut in, not quite as bad outside the old quarter though - interested to see how much worse it'll be in HMC when I'm there next week
>>145270931The retard of rajkot
Do we win the ashes if we beat India?
>if we beat India?Jaddu 200* & 8/38 book it
You were at your local charity golf game which was hosted by your local cricketing commentator right /cric/ you’re not spending the whole day in your mom’s basement?
>Warner's leadership ban overturned by Cricket Australia>Warner: Former Australia opener ready to come out of retirementwell well well
>>145273848YWNBAW
>you will never be a wicketkeeper?
For Saffas it's YWNBAWCW
>>145274766>>145274859...yh
>It meant WA went from 52 for 2 to all out for 53, with not a single run scored by the players batting at No. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11lol
>implying I spend my days online so that I know the rest of you’ll never walk alone Maybe go outside and meet cricketing LEGENDS and not try and impress weirdos by coming up with gimmicks
Just woke up - eyes hurting and throat dry as a day 9 pitchShall spend the entire day inside, making music until the cricket starts
>NZ: 301/5>ENG: -53/3who's winning?
buckle up lads! India and England are going to lose today. Big W for aussies without even lifting a finger. I hate Bindia so much I cant explain. T20 world cup winners, lol relax! Aye Rajesh, where you at? Come here so we can all laugh at you!
>>145270931Kohli dropped for Pujara for the Australia seriesYou know it makes sense
why was pujara left out in the first place
>>145276826Stopped making runs
I am excited for tonight. I'm going to stay up as late as possible watching this historic event.
>>145276867*doesnt drop kohli*
A full strength pakistan >>145272589blog on you fifty year old NPC>>145275754In the mouth a desert
any good 'mics going around at the moment?
>gig's been upgraded from a 250 to 600 to a 1500+ venueLiterally got tickets to the hottest gig of the year a*glo shitters could never. Gonna ask an aspiring artist if she wants to go with me (1e^-6 shot) >>145276826Love ChePu but it was fair to drop him and Rahane and give the youngsters a chance>>145276889Marketing value innit. Others of the fab 4 don't have to play so much ODIs and memehit seems like Kohli's test decline is irreversible
>>145277037the answer to this is no 99% of the time. last good mic was iykwim haha during the ashes (but shouldve ended at the end of the ashes)
>>145277037>>145277090>the answer to this is noThe answer is NOMAN NO CRY
that's not himI bullied that toothpick armed freak out
>>145277037/afl/ had a shit year for micks, just mickhead spamming his moronic garbage
>>145277090>but shouldve ended at the end of the ashesiykwim hahaha
>>145276728>Big W for aussiesreckon it gives us a Target to aim for iykwim haha
Nothing will ever come anywhere close to that ODI world cup win India. Would have been fine if cricket just up any existed after that. I was riding a high for a couple daysThat was just perfect. India thought they had it in the bag and it just fell through. That silence when Kohli got out and him just not believing it was the highlight.
>>145279084We all enjoyed and we thank you for your service.
https://youtu.be/VQpTVVsNHQs?si=htHavmdnh3HMZudAPondering this winThat ODI world cup was so fucking good
>>145275754>Shall spend the entire day inside, making music until the cricket startswhat's his name fella
>>145279429Steven May
>>145279467
>a new zealand cricket team in steep decline goes on to a series win against india in india, breaking a 12 year undefeated streakbased gimmick
got the ticcys for day one and two of the perth test so fucking keen bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNXhdo5j914
>>145281093
Nothing will ever come close to the redemption of cricket on 29/06/2024Watching Rohit slap convict shitters as if they were a*glo shitter piechuckers around the Caribbean will never be forgotton. The eruption of pure joy in victory. Convicts and a*glo shitters will never experience that outside of the IPL
>>145281370What was this?
>>145281427
If Santner has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Santner has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Santner has only one fan then that is me. If Santner has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Santner, then I am against the world.
>>145281522Mitchell Santner, yah?
Reminder
>>145281093adding a new rule to /cric/, to go with the 3 line ruleno posting about the asterisk world cup
Going to get food will be about 40 minsGuarantee we're all out when I get back
its on
Cant find a working stream again. How hard are the Indian commentators coping?
myth child saintner
Rohit and company seem cooked
Wait are we actually going to win a test series in India? LMAO. They'll burn down the slums after this
india have blundell'd here
*revokes india's test status**hands it to new zealand*
>>145284923>>145284630stop it
I saw Mitch Santner at a bistro in Te Aro once. Nice atmosphere, but there was this baby who couldnot stop crying, and its poor mum was at her wits end on how to calm her baby down. Santner walks over to the pair, gently picks up the baby from its stroller, and placed it on his left nipple. Calm was restored, and the mum did a haka out of appreciation
santner scores a valiant 42 here
>>145284971I'm going to stop posting. I'm Gona pop over to /rug/
would it be a legal /tactic/ to release a swarm of flies in the ground when nz are batting? the indian players wouldn't notice them but can imagine it would be quite distracting for the players from a first world nation
>>145284985left tit orthodox
just drop the gaslighting fellanz are obviously favourites innit, deservedly so
some gloating would be nice tbqh
give me a ring when we pollapse
k
*ringring**ringring*
kek
PEEWEELAPSE
Cmon kiwis, get a 400 lead!
its all on the brawny shoulders of gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn phillips
>>145284630got back later than I thought but we're STILL battingholy fuck maybe we are actually good at cricketing again
>we're>wewhich position do you play mate?
just woke up
>>145285478bit of an all rounder lad
fucking based orourke
Will O'rourke score a run?
>>145285507William Peter O'Rourke is a New Zealand cricketer. A right-arm fast medium bowler, he plays for the Canterbury cricket team in domestic cricket. He made his international debut for New Zealand in December 2023, having previously played for the national under-19 side.
>>145285507nevermind cricbuzz fucked up their scoring. It said ORourke hit the six lol
>>145285503>>145285507>>145285515
kek inexcusable
Proper kiwi IQ there
if I were a betting man I'd still pick India from here
run out? fucking retards
We bottled it
more like the NZ shit caps hah
>>145285555>QuadsBrb heading to the TAB
are Aus unironically the only good team at the moment? what a grim state our "sport" is in
its either 16/3 or 80/1 in 10 overs there's not in between for us
Lads is 358 a big enough lead here?
uhhhh pitch status???
>>145285612Yes but no
>3 days left to bat on what will be a rank turnerPlenty
>>145285612we will need two innings to chase this total
>>145285612if India poolapse again, yesbut they're due for a non-poolapse innings so I'm worried
>>145285632>rank turneruhhh racist much?
>>145285650They had the good innings last testNo chance they reach within 50 of the target
over or under: kohli scores 40
>>145285679
>>145285603
current mood: taking a long shit in an outhouse while it's raining
>>145285652Ill let have a go with my rank turner iykwim haha
>Welcome back. The New Zealand team are in a huddle.bit gay?
>>145285603The most consistent team for sureEven when down on our luck with players usually always have 2 players bowlers/batters who pull through to give us a chance
sounds comfy, I love rain sounds me
>>145285717wait till you see the little dance they do
>>145285705here, have a rank Turner
>>145285728>ashton turner >bowls off spin who writes this shit?
ONLY ONE ANGLE
>>145285702
>>145285726never heard of a cricket team dancing before
India gonna chase this down today lmao
this has gone south
business idea: take a wicket?????????????
southSHIT singlehandedly losing "us" this test with the bat and ball
It's OK, start making will shit the bed and we'll get momentum back
>>145285742>Noman>Is a manWTF bros??????
Might switch over to Eng vs PakThis horrendous by NZAlways leave it to them to shit the bed when they have a commanding lead/position
>>145285811Dont make me start posting Polyphemus again
>>145285825>england loae a wicket as soon as i dolmao
surely this is southee's last test
Southee? More like Leakee, cause he's leaking all these runs amirite?
This Ben Stokes dood sux
>>145277180my arms are like something from a Renaissance painting you fat neekAlso fuck england
>>145285759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hdqVEvLpzAwouldnt expect a peewee to know
Holy shit I didn't believe it, but Urdu is the exact same as Hindi.
deano mong
>Noman got me outSo you are not out>No I am out. Noman bowled me!So you are not out>No, Noman got my wicketWell then you can still bat
yeah we'll have a pooview thanks
>>145285946
That Ben Stokes dood SUX
how the fuck did we lose this from where we were LOL
any housing positions opened up in perth yet?
kek just saw the england game score, feel a little better now
>>145285963can you bat?
>>145285977sure
we're going to lose.
Mad how Extras has scored more runs than Pope this match
>>145285992don't think that was ever in doubt mate
>>145286004I had hope.
>>145285958:I
>>145286002cant believe Pope Francis plays cricket for england
SANTGOD
might switch to the rugby soon iykwim
rohit shitting the bed again
Gone. Back to the slums for you
I think New Zealand should look to take some wickets here while simultaneously reducing the amount of runs the Indians are able to score.
>>145286028Rohit? More like... you know
yes I believe you're out and should return to the pavilion
I'm going to watch the Rugby. I expect a total poolapse by the time I get back
Think England should declare and save everyone their time
>>145286037go back to jimmy Neeshams twitter feed
What does this Ajaz Patel (star wars character?) do?
>>145286023Make a thread. Shocking there isn't one.
rugby is gay now. just a bunch of gimmicks and cards. professionalism ruined rugby.
jaiswal makes 400
>>145286096But it's the glorious Nippon meme team
i tipped the backistan series win
>>145286046>total poolapsethey'll be about 200/2
>>145286096True. Can't even rip someone's head and suplex them without being penalized.
I'd make a thread but I'm phone posting
could use a wicket here
yeah think we were about 100 runs short tbqh
were india just pretending to be worse than us the entire series so far?
Made a quiche thread for /rug/. Slack bastards
>NOMAN HAS TAKEN MY WICKETjoe lol are you drunk?
>>145286190them taking the lead in their second innings begs to differ
where does this innings rate so far on the list of pathetic nz bowling performances?
is this bazball or jeetball?
if we do lose this test i'm never watching the black caps ever again
>>145286278Heartbreak and disappointment is what the Blackcaps is all about
So eh... we're losing to Japan
gonna stop watching (nz sport in general)might go to bed actually
bit early mate
oh shit. was too busy with the horse racing that I didnt notice England. Bahahahahahaha. Bangers even beat these Paki cunts. Bazball L
Surely not...
does england have any bowlers capable of winning this for their team?
are england serious?
Bazball is when you run out of your crease and look indignant when your stumps end up a mess
bazball bazball bazball! Cmon bazball...hit a 6 and get them out! Fkn retards
more like badball
LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE (IN HERE)LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE (IN HERE)
Do like the hard rock that India uses for session highlights
>Bongs getting embarrasedGood fuck em
as much as england suck, nz are still putting in the more embarrassing performance herestory win for england
GONE 9 TO GO
>>145286560INTO THE TAIL NOW LADS
Good start to the over by Leach but not quite sure of the other 5 deliveries
>england lost>new zealand lostmaybe those two teams should play against eachother
>>145286600We're going to win
>>145286608t. hasn't checked the score since yesterday
does cricinfo even pretend to be impartial any more?
>>145286613Trust me mate
Decent cricket players are seen as gods in jeetland. What the fuck is up with that?
MENTAL MIDGETS
>>145286630It's the only sport they're competitive at
have >we ever been good at any sport lmao?
>>145286667We're really more of a sailing country
>>145286667spear chucking
GET THE OFF
>santner carrying nz bowling on his backI kneel
Give Latham a bowl. Seriously.
never in doubtbased santy
has there ever been white guys in the india team?
pants on
pants off
its a loud yodel from me for that particular play of the ball
poolapsekino incoming
>>145286613See. Trust me mate
oh no no pants on head retarded
>>145286730travis head is australian m8
pants off head australian
what does azaz patel do?
>>145286768Diversity stuff
bg needs work m8
Will Washington?
>>145286776based 1776 bong
will washington is a wrestling admin coordinator m8
>>145286803New>>145286803
>>145286805grim
Whoops looks like certain man's thread was deleted
does certain man actually still post here?
>>145286872New>>145286872
janniebros we cant stop winning
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFGET OFF THE PITCH PISSRAT
anyone gonna make a thread?
BUT BUT SAAAAAR BEST PLAYER IN ZE VOOOOOORLD SAAAAR
>>145286885have to wait 5 minutes
we're in here lads>>145286872>>145286872>>145286872
>>145286904i'm not
