NEWS:we undefeated
negru
>>145271679
*marches on in your path*
>>145271652migrate when finished
your team can't even compete
>>145276328I shant be doing that>>145276233Jets fans certainly aren't people thats for sure.
>>145271679*record scratch*https://youtu.be/Nw0bSyt_KxM?si=GO-5tQCrewcTDW8k"Yep that's me...""I be you're wondering how a guy like me ended up in this situation.""It all started when I was drafted number 3 overall by the New York Jets. I was on top of the world..."
The business of motivating men is a tricky matterI wouldn't expect a slave to understand the subtleties
>>145276327Thought Bix Nood was that homo player that lasted all of 3 or 4 seasons
>>145276428Yeah you like motivating men with your bussy no one asked.
bussy posters WILL BE CRUCIFIED
>>145276509This is a rabbi free zone, please leave.
>I left the buttplug bag on the nightstand at the hotel
I wish there was a game tonight
>>145276652I wish canada burned tonight.
This is the dumbest/best image posted in /nfl/ threads in weeks.
from the last thread, what's the word /sp/ergs?>inb4 Mahomes threw interceptions!!!!
>>145276692Why?
>>145277022jordan love
>>145277103I really don't like indians and chinese.
WHY DUN DEY NO CALL FACEMAS?!?!?
>>145277196Wait until they find out that there are holds on both sides of the ball every single play that are ignored.
It's happening
Rams had a game end on an obvious roughing the passer vs the boars.
>>145277479you don't know what you're talking about
>>145277332Dirty stinky antique farm equipment has been happening for years unfortunately.
>>145277230>lions get good>football cancelled forever right before their owl appearance I believe it
>>145277998>>lions get good
clean tackle desu
>>145278207if they didn't want people using facemasks as a handle then they shouldn't have made it handle shaped.
So it'll be Late Night Show like Jimmy Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert but football edition?
>>145278265Sounds insufferably awful. Basically, perfect for you retards that still somehow consoooooom sports "media"
>>145278265Slop
Kek, it's cute how smol and weak blk boys are compared to WHITE men. Look at this video. Look at how easily this White man picks up this little blk boy and carries him around like he's nothing. The blk boy didn't even try to fight against it, do you guys think he liked it? Do you think his little blk boy sissy clitty started to leak as he was being put in his place and carried away by a big strong White man.https://youtu.be/rE2xLQqK-PE
reminder youngCHAD runs this genny
>>145278408>>145278273The Taylor effect. In 10 or even 15 years a Kelce might be Commissioner
>>145278564absolutamente basado
I've been catching up on this NFL season and it feels like it's crazy good. Am I right in saying it's by far the most promising start post covid?
>>145278649In 10 years there won't be an NFL.
>>145278853Football has lasted so long. Even baseball is becoming high up now, soccer too. NFL will be fine
>>145271679NEVER FORGET: we run this bitch
>>145278970kek
football?
football.
You know I just don't really like the chiefs or their fans very much.
>>145281305Like this bussy
>>145282163No I don't think I will.
>the clone is going to throw for 400 yards and then collapse into a pile of goo on the field and /nfl/ won't know what to do with themselvesgonna be based
>>145282978
>>145283141You're thinking of concussed tua. This clone, while limited in lifespan much like the damar clones, features upgraded parts so he doesn't have the issue Tua1 did. Tua2 has an upgraded skull to protect against shock damage.
>>145283191Does he throw with his dominant arm?
>>145278564>makes tranny trips seethe enough to add them to their blacklist cause they cant handle the bantzfucking legend
>>145283241Thats the thing, his left arm IS the dominant arm now. They spliced him with a bit of frog dna.
ded thread
>>145283284That was a sound plan in the 90s before they turned the frogs gay
>>14528331485% of the shit posting in the genny is me, the last several hours I have been busy. Having sex. Hetero sex. With a woman. A cisgendered biological woman. With natural titties and a vagina. Lions fans would never, NFC north fans in general would never.
>>145283317Well its ok because Tua is a coconut so he was born gay.
>>145283402>t. Youngchad & Temujin
>>145283832Please keep the tranny stuff on your discord where it belongs.
>>145284545>being a newfagboth tripfags have been posting longer than you and are waay more respected. they live together and have sex and all that
>>145284665Stop posting in third person, no one respects triptrannies and namefaggots. They are to be used for a thread and discarded. This isn't your subpreddit, no one here is going to give you heckin updoots.
>>145284682people give them (you)s all the time so w/e just telling you that you dont need to be so hostile to our King & Queen.
>>145284697trip on.
Bhussy
>>145284665If even if one is actually a girl the guy only wants to have buttsecks cause he's a FAAAGJust like one of Olivia Munn's boyfriends
>>145285081>"anon you can't post this like this I really, REALLY, love women ok? Just delete your post, I can get you jets season tickets!"
hey, at least you'll have the jets and giants to watch.
>>145285162I never said who I thought it was. Maybe I was just keeping it football related.
>>145285243>"Phew, they didn't find me out you guys."
>>145285265I said maybe
>>145285488>"He's gonna be the one that pounds me dailyyyyyyyy. cuz after alllllllll you've got big full ballll-awallls"
>>145277022The surprise pick will be Goff, as compensation for refballing the Lions out of a victory in the Super Bowl.
>>145282978Apparently Tua's family "supports his decision" to keep playing football, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the money...
The only things I remember about Sam Darnold's career before this season.>he got mononucleosis(out indefinitely)>at some point he was throwing to a guy named Dan Arnold
>>145277022Lamar
>>145286754Lions will run up the score before the refs realize they are getting blown out sort of like the Seahawks-Broncos Owl.
>>145288269i remember sam darnold to dan arnoldthat was funny
>>145290656If Kyle Rudolph gets hurt Vikings should sign him.
my face when the Raider beat the Chief
How many more white bois does Lamar have to beat before you guys put respect on his name.
here's whos going to winPhiBalDetAriNYJTBGBHouSDBufDenKCChiSFPit
>>145293156>KCThey're going to tank to the Raiders to boost up the Raider's spot in the division so that the Broncos can be eliminated.
>>145293044Not until he beats the whitest QB in the NFL, Jalen Hurts
Hell yeah
>>145293156>SD
>>145282978>>the clone is going to throw for 400 yardNo fucking way. With the full offseason of practice and preparation behind him he was shit in those 2 games he played in. Now off of a few days of practice he's going to be 2023 Tua and Miami is going to score more than 14 points? Get real...
ded genny is ded and bussy alone can't save it
>>145295267the genny needs its king back...it needs its hero...
>>145295267>>145271652
Sports betters and fantasy football nerds have ruined football.
Bump
>>145295889seethe
>Today, I will remind them.
Name that team's fans
New mandala effect just dropped. How is this Rome Odunze’s first season? I swear I’ve been watching him in the nfl for at least 5 yearsCaptcha: XGAAY
>>145314060ravens
>>145314079I don't watch CFB so I didn't have this problem.
I could heem every person in this thread.
Sooooooo who is gonna win against Cowboys vs Niners? Niners are a hospital team but Cowboys can't do anything on defense and the team just looks checked out
>>145315419Heem this bussy
My Eagles are having the reverse of their 2023 season. they're going to get better as the year goes on.
Redskins are the best team in the NFC
>>145315443They both look bad but for some reason my gut tells me cowboys, even though I think they're still the worse team.
>>145315830I can see cowboys winning just after so much bullshit from the coach, players, and owner that they're gonna show up super pissed off and ready
>>145315823Who?
>>145315823Rg3 was in 2012 bro
>>145315419You're pretty strong then. Good work, anon.
What if you could pay 1 point to get another down if you're before mid field, and 2 points for another down past mid field?
Rammies on a mini-bye :)
>>145316785Saints would be losing games 28 to -92
>>145271679just take the L bro
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California and my wife!
Sunday games rated by importance for the teams playing
>>145278734No because my team is doing bad
>>145314079I feel you.I thought this was Robert Saleh's 2nd season on the Jets.Didn't know it was his third until a few minutes ago
>>145317345GB is going to stomp JAX
>>145313724based peyton. i kneel....
>>145271679Can someone post that picture of Brock Purdy where he's black?
Tom Brady here. I'm just here to take my mind of the big day I have tomorrow being the best announcer (fuck Sanchez especially) so I can get back to sleep naked with my son o get back to sleep
This is the year we win the owl
How do Raiderbros feel about the Chiefs?
>spent a beautiful saturday doing nothing sitting in my room wasting away in misery watching cfb>now i get to do the same watching the nfl for 10 hours tomorrow on beautiful sundaygod strike me down please. why must you make me survive such torment
>>145271679Crybabby Vikings are ranked #1 for beneficial penalties and #2 for beneficial penalty yards.https://www.nflpenalties.comAs has long been tradition, the Lions continue to get refballed and are ranked 28th and 29th.
We need more tier lists!
>>145317960Rubs the tip of my cock against your asshole. We can spend tomorrow watching NFL together *tickles your balls hanging below your asshole for slappings*Naked in just out team jerseys. I'll do Giants but I can do others
>>145318229our*
DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!!!
>>145277022LamarHenryGoffpower gapeveryone else
Uce is loose
>>145277022>goof
>>145318365his head is loose
*lives in your rent free*
>>145318437nothing lives in his head
Rate my realignment:Marauders and pillagers division:RaidersBuccaneers Vikings GiantsWild West division:CowboysTexans 49ersBroncosBig cat division:Bengals LionsJaguarsPanthersBerb division:SeahawksCardinalsRavensFalconsOther animals besides cats or berbs division: DolphinsColtsRamsBearsThe WTF are you supposed to be division:ChargersPackersBillsBrownsChosen professions division:SteelersSaintsPackersCommandersDidn’t fit anywhere else division or are the odd man out to keep divisions limited to four teams division:EaglesTitansChiefsJets
>>145318475I meant to replace the first Packers appearance on the list with the Patriots.
>>145318475Chiefs fit a lot better in the Wild West than the Broncos
>>145318475JetsChargersColtsFalconsSpeed divisionthen u can move Eagles into berb
The league needs to step in and stop Tua from playing. Both of his concussions have been the worst concussions I've ever seen. Plus he fucking sucks as a player
>>145318530it'd probably get the point across better if his brain just gets turned to mush on the field
>>145318475Bad list. Chiefs fit perfectly into wild west
>>145318530I want to see his brain matter splatter on the field
if the texans dont win the next two games we are officially frauds>ClotsEasy, AR has a 40% completion rate>JetsLiterally a smoking garbage heap of a team, they are in shambles and disarray. No excuse to lose here.7-2 in five days. Make it happen.
>>145318637And if they don't?
>>145318475Seahorse Division Colts vs Broncos Dolphins vs SeahawksSoaring Division Eagles vs Ravens Falcons vs JetsStrength Division Giants vs RamsTitans vs Texans (everything's bigger in Texas)Wild Division Lions, Bengals, Bears, oh my (Jags)Wild WestBuffalo BillsCowboysChiefsRedskinsRetard Division BrownsChargers PanthersCardinalsHuman A and Human BSaintsBuccsRaiders49ersPatriotsSteelersPackersVikings
>>145318657>if the texans dont win the next two games we are officially fraudsfirst line of the post
>>145318637That's the girl who has been haunting me by butt raping me in my dreams, and mean about it. I'm scared to go to sleep
>>145318757Night night anon
>>145318475Packers are double listed. Keep them in the profession division, throw Titans in the WTF division, swap Chiefs with Broncos and then do >>145318523 but with Broncos instead of ChargersI think that puts everyone into a category
>>145277022I said it earlier and I'm going to double down. The MVP should be Dexter Lawrence.
>>145315501Just gotta stay healthy
>>145315443The Niners own dick shitscott, so probably them
Why do they play one foot in bounds in college? Seems unnecessary, and bad for the development of the players heading to the pros.
>>145318952One foot was the original rule, but the NFL changed it when they were trying to get out of college football's shadow. Neither side is in a hurry to change the rule for the sake of consistency, so it'll stay like that for a long time.
>>145318475Litter Box(Catb Owl)The 4 cat teamsMyth and mysticismGiantsSaintsTitansVikings Toiletb OwlBrownsCardsJetsChargersAnimal HusbandryRamsColtsBroncosCowboysHomosexuality as a social statusb OwlPackersBearsBuccaneersRaidersBirdsThe other 4 bird teams with the Falcons narrowly making the cut over the cardsHomosexual as in gayTexansSteelersPatriotsCumhandlersChiefs win lolChiefsBillsDolphins49ers
>>145319018Based knowledgeable latina
I'm gonna start my own sports network called Sports Bar Stool Sample
>>145318886nah you will
>>145318637ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>145319481lmaoooooooooo
>>145319086can i have a daily show
so glad to see rodgers legacy come crumbling down. he will never be looked at the same again
>>145319655Based Drumpf and Chef Russ.
Mhmm yes... Everything going to kekaku.....
>>145319822>Eagles' Sydney Brown and Bengals' Chase Brown set for NFL history, as identical twins face off for first time>Read AI clickbait headline>Realize it's wrong>Click article to mention it's wrong>article mentions it's wrong already >If Sydney were to bring down Chase, he would be the first player to tackle his identical twin brother since Ronde Barber tackled Tiki Barber in Week 8 of the 2006 season. REEEEEE NUKE ALL JOURNALISTS AND ALL JOURNALISM. IF YOU CANT EVEN GET A BASIC HEADLINE RIGHT BUT IT ISNT EVEN MISTAKES ITS DONE ON PURPOSE TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD JUST NUKE ALL JOURNALISTS.
Tomorrow cowboys are getting their revenge on San fagcisco
>>145313724I never forgot how the Broncos defense dragged his corpse to a Super Bowl victory
>>145319883lol no, but I am going to the game with a cowboy fan friend so that makes me right
>>145319086Bought out by #CTESPN within a month
what did they mean by this?
he Pro Football HOF has snubbed one of the greatest players of this millennia because he is a specialist - again.For those who did not see, the PFHOF trimmed down the list from 167 players to 50 finalists this week.A glaring cut? Shane Lechler.There were a few other specialists on the list of note; Pat McAfee, Jeff Feagles, Brian Moorman, and Jason Hanson. If these guys played a position that was not centered around kicking a ball, they would be shoe-ins for the Hall. Them being snubbed is a travesty. And yet, none of those players have the case Lechler does.Lechler is widely regarded as the premier punter of his era (2000s). Gil Brandt regarded him as the greatest punter of all time. Pat McAfee predicted he would be a first ballot HOF (and should have been). JJ Watt claimed Lechler was "the greatest punter to walk the earth." Legendary Chargers punter Mike Scifres said in the late 2000s that he believed Lechler was the greatest to ever do it. These are extremely knowledgeable football people with extremely high views on Lechler.Much of the advanced metrics around punting started in the early 2010s. For much of Lechler's career, all we have is traditional stats. For what it is worth, Lech has the the career highest YPA ever (47.6). His knock is that his net was lower, but this is contextual. PFF punting grades date back to 2013. There have been fewer than 10 seasons with a punting grade above 90. Despite having just 4 seasons in this timeframe, Lechler hit that mark in 2013.
>>145320051If we look at the accolades, the list is long. 9 all pro selections, all decade team selection in the 2000s and 2010s. NFL 100 anniversary team. Tom Brady is one of the greatest players to ever play the game and has fewer all-pro selections than Lecher. A little apples-to-oranges but please understand the underlying point.The HOF likes to talk about how it isn't just the numbers but the legacy a guy leaves. Can the story of football be told without this guy? Well, can the story of punting be told without mentioning Shane Lechler? Only a fool would think no. He has the longevity with 18 years. He has the numbers. He has the honors. He has the legacy left on the game. What more did Lechler need to do?It is anti-punter bias. That is all it has ever been. The HOF voters are crusty old white guys who sit on their figurative high horses mangling their own logic to fit in whoever they want and leave out who they don't. They do not like punters and only allowed one when the pressure became so great they had no choice. Guy was closer to the grave than his playing retirement when they finally gave him the jacket he had earned. The voters have no shame.Put Lechler in the HOF. It is now 2 seasons past due.
>>145320051>>145320058Insane that the Raiders had him and Janakowski at the same time
>>145320132i miss yuropoor kickers that varied between "I keek a touchdown" and fat drunks
>>145271679When is TayTay gonna do a half time show?
The main super bowl contenders rn are the Broncos and the Detroit lions. Anyone who's been following the sport seriously and looking at the stats would agree.
>>145278265not watching anything these faggots are a part of. can't believe anyone consumes 95% of sports media as it is.
>>145288403seahawks were reffed to that win though, when they didn't have the refs they got btfo
Hey, Raiders
>>145320893how many tuddies does Mahomes throw to nuk?Im thinking 4
Spanking the monkeyFive finger shuffleMaking the bald man cryPoaching your eggShaking hands with Dr. WinkyBeating your meatBlowing your own hornBattling the purple-headed yogurt slingerRiding the mayonnaise surfShucking cornWaxing your carrotTugging the slugWindsurfing on Mount BaldyDebugging the hard driveAuditioning your hand puppetOozing your noodleSquirt hockeyHand shandySmoosh smooshBurping the wormWankingPocket pinballBadgering the witnessCelebrating Palm SundayMaking magic with leftoversPulling the PopeWrestling the eelLiquidating the inventoryHoisting your own petardFishing with dynamiteBeef StrokenoffJerkin’ the gherkinCooking cucumbersConsulting Dr. JackoffTipping off the inspectorMuch a goo about nothingLooking for clues with Fred and DaphneDiscovering your own potentialShuffling your iPodStrangling the CyclopsBuffing the Vampire SlayerMaking Pearl JamMeeting the Goopman at midnightSeasoning your meatloafPracticing politicsHunting for Red OctoberTossing egg saladCrying on the toilet23 skidooThe tartar sauce rainbowLets go Eagles!
Win or lose my Reffies finna win today!
>>145320058>The HOF voters are crusty old white guysOnly cocoa buttered black folx appreciate punters
>>145318637I like Anya
Wolfe in those black heels. black stockings, and that black dress...hng
>>145321459I didn't give you permission to post my wife.
>>145320575Kek get a load of this retard
>>145321459based and joy pilled
>>145319923I mean no ring but 3 super bowl appearances is better than 0 anon
>>145320051You think Lechler sucks toes? I bet he sucks toes.
>>145321535booba
>>145320051>>145321648You know you have to go to page 3 to find the first mention of Shane Lechler on google by just googling the word "Lechler".Man is even disrespected by google.
Chiefs win today
Any player listed as "questionable" means they bookies are checking the betting trends to decide if they can play
RAVENS@brownstitans@LIONSeagles@BENGALSCARDINALS@dolphins (tua dies)JETS@patriotsfalcons@BUCCANEERSPACKER@jaguarscolts@TEXANSsaints@CHARGERSBILLS@seahawkspanthers@BRONCOSCHIEFS@raidersbears@COMMANDERScowboys@49ERS
Chiefs got a ref who throws the most flags for roughing the passer. Raider thugs, don't even think about harming our QB.>NFL accused of handing Chiefs advantage against Raiders afterhttps://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/chiefs-raiders-nfl-patrick-mahomes-770437
>>145321759>dumb frogpostershitty opinion discarded
Taylor and Travis’s son will grow up to be a tranny
>>145321773How many tuddy u got for NUk ttoday?Im thinking Mahomes throws record shattering 8
>>145315419Get on an NFL team and shitpost from the sidelines
>>145321723If they do I will literally cut of my dick and post it in general.
>>145321804bro, we all know u aint gonna do it but come on, u traded away adams and we got nukdonnt even be mad just be happy Davis aint dumb enough to trade cosby away for pocket lint and 2 dimes
>>145321821>>145321804>"We're Not Trading Maxx Crosby," Davis said in an email to ESPN. "Before Or After The Trade Deadline!!!"giga based email by Mark Davis
>>145321821>u>we
BengalsRavensLionsTexansPackersCardinalsJetsFalconsChargersBillsBroncosCommandersNiners
>>145321879yes u as a raiders fan and we as a chiefs fan, dont be dense about statements you understand
what happens if bryce young comes in and tears it the fuck up
>>145321798He doesn't have the personnel to do that. They are down a WR1, WR2, and WR3. Hopkins is still recovering from an injury and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook. It's going to be a low scoring defensive game with a lot of FGs, but the Chiefs will still win.
>>145321896Give Bryce the same oline as Goff and he'd be sitting on 2 rings.
>>145321930yeah im thinkin its gonna be 9
>Chargers social media team posted thisits really hard to hate on them as a divisional rival when they give off so much lil bro energy.
Hah GAY
>>145321950Then why doesn't Goff have even one ring dumbass?
what do players do if they gotta take a shit during the game?
>>145322036That oline is so elite it can make any QB look good but there's limits to how much it can carry, Goff is shit. Simple as.
>>145322066Goff is gonna win mvp and you're still gonna be coping
Bears are winning today and will make the playoffsKangz will crash and burn and miss the playoffs entirely
Could you imagine an owner raising season ticket prices despite being the worst NFL team since 2011?
Guys I don't really want to watch football today...
Today my Raiders will booty blast them fraud ass chiefs. Screenshot this post.
>>145321982>all the fans are blackthis is Latino erasure
>>145322265ALRIGHT HOMES!
>>145322265orale vato they better holmes
>>145322108>Goff is gonna win mvpNo shit sherlock, he has minutes to throw the ball, most QBs only have microseconds. DBs can only hold off WRs for so long before they get open. Anyone could look good with that oline.
Alright fuck it, Goodell got me hooked, I'm addicted to international games starting at 8am.Im so bored without my morning football.7am games all year
Do you'll cowards even post your picks? It's a dirty dog Sunday for me. The public is getting their shit pushed in today.>Browns +9>Colts +5>Saints +7>Raiders +10>Commies +3Somebody needs to explain to me how the Chargers are laying a whole touchdown when they can't even score a touchdown? Guys, never lay large numbers with mediocre teams, even if they're playing a bad team. Makes absolutely no sense.
>>145322328>my girl picked my teamgonna be a good day
>>145322328>picking all the favouritesWOWSuch amazing analysis
which one of these should i bench?malik nabersdavante adamsbrian thomas jrdevonta smith
>>145322328These picks are as square as it gets. I disagree on pretty much every one except maybe the Packers covering. Browns will fuck around and win straight up.
>>145322404>girl wearing padsGirls don't need to wear stuff like that if they played football, they don't have enough muscle mass or speed to create injuries plus their body is more flexible and durable. They can take more beatings than us men.
>>145322517>women>more durableLolLmao
>>145322543Unironically watch more porn. Girls can get their legs wrapped around their head during missionary or mating press position. If a male tried that they would require surgery and 4 months of recovery. Not to mention the amount of sex they can handle during a gangbang. Again, if a dude tried that they would be out for months.
>>145322328>this retard know nothing "female" thinks the phins are going to winFUCK tua is going to die today.
Chiefs-tan will remain a pure maiden.She won't lose her O to the Raiders.She's waiting for the right team to give her O.
>>145322690I hope the Panthers somehow beat the Chiefs and injure Mahomes in the process
>>145322584I only watch Black Tranny Porn, sorry bucko
>NFL Week 8 uniforms: Buccaneers rocking 'Creamsicles'
>>145322404>how the Chargers are laying a whole touchdownbait game.80% of the (ATS) $ is on NO. 57% of the (ML) $ is on NO too.Nobody will watch this game.Expect ref shenanigans and a Chargers cover.
OTHER THAN YOUR TEAM, which game are you looking most forward to today? >For me Cummies / Bears
>>145322762Did they change the helmet rule specifically because they left a billion in jerseys sales on the table with no brady creamsicle?
What are we eating for game day?
>your team>what kind pet do you have or have hadBearsDachshund
>>145322812I'm a Panthers fanI don't look forward to my teamI'm on the Lions bandwagon so their game
>>145322768BetMGM has the public at 62% on Chargers.
How long will vikefags be salty about the rasm loss
For me, it's Famous Jameis
>>145322850>Lions>2 labs, 1 half lab half golden, 9 ducks, and 9 chickens
>>145322879>could've probably gotten the TD if he just tucked and ranHe truly is an enigma
>>145322854At least your team isn't trapped in the innermost circle of cap hell whilst being surrounded by people insisting it isn't a big deal.
>>145322850Miami SufferingNorwegian forest cat, Rottweiler.
Well at least Detroit has a chance to pull farther ahead of the bears todayPackers won't lose to Jacksonville I'm sure
>>145321836That's exactly what you say to increase a player's trade value.
>>145322328Literally every woman on NFL network owes me sex.
>>145323032>trades him for 2 1sts to the Bears at the trade deadline
>>145323058Based
>>145322879Greatest gunslinger in NFL history.
>>145322879kek what a retard
Cynthia is wearing a cute leather dress
>>145323058same
>>145323096too bad she's gross
>Rams already won>NFC West games in each time slotLet's see how the division does today.
>>145319679That faggot played tennis. Never played football. Never could play football. Get it right.
>>145323189Is that zesteb zestiams?
>>145271679Today is the day
>>145319969What in the absolute fuck did you look at for this?
>>145323120Why do her legs look so shiny?
>>145323213Myles Garrett
I really hate when fox has the phins games. On the west coast of FL so its the cucs game OTA.
>>145323214lol who the fuck cares what a dumb frog thinks
>>145319969They're begging us to methstream it
>>145323214This is edited, right?
>>145323238Oiled up, so a guy can run at her and slide on her long legs like a slip n slide until he hits the target with this dick like Luke doing the trench run on the deathstar
>>145323238She waxes them, my virginal friend
>>145323251So its ok to do white face now?
>>145323259florida is on east coast you big dummy
>>145323058>>145323096Colleen is dressed up like a high class hoe and hotter
>>145323238>*loud sigh*you just know..>>145323296kek you almost got me
>>145323189>>145323251Whose he supposed to be? I was thinking The Terminator, but why does he have blonde hair?
Tuabros, we ready??
>>145323373A cultural appropriating motherfucker who should be gone from the league for his racist portrayal.
>>145323373A bad Michael Myers
>>145323375>TuabrosThat isn't a thing on here this isn't preddit or twatter.That said, holy fuck I hope the clone has a better skull.
>>145323385Sorry, but Jewish media won't make hay out of it. They not like us and sheeeit
In the other timeline, Aaron Hernandez is a 4x super bowl champion and co-hosting Fox NFL Kickoff
I started taking cialis. Holy shit this stuff is amazing. I can't stop gooning and chasing the old lady around the house with a hard c*ck
>>145323414Uh excuse me I'll have you know Arnold is a gay transgender ally and a POC champion.
>>145323418and an openly proud gay man
>>145322879
>>145323418He would have been caught at them Diddy parties
>>145323440He's that here too.
>>145323436what does this have to do with patrick mahomes?
>>145323298There's no way she hasn't fucked the entire league.
>>145323440Tops are part-time homos
>>145323375I can't wait until this dude actually dies during a game.
>>145323453What move is this?
>>145323505The Crab Leg Shuffle
Is he playing or not?
>>145323500When was the last time an NFL player died on the field>inb4 demar hamlin
>>145323453
>>145323532We're cooked either way
>>145323476His old lady is Brittany.
>>145323500Well too bad because he's not playing today his clone is.
>>145323532Yeah.
>>145323570Cope and seethe
>>145323478take it back
>>145323657You're right you're right, she wouldn't fuck white guys.
How many today?
>>145323638TOUCHDOWN, JOHNNY KNOX
>>145323687Yes because she's built for BGC
>>145323735>full on sniffing his fingerIs that his version of the josh allen smelling salts?
>>145317960Like nigga just walk away, just go outside
>>145317960Hey anon I don't know if you know this but you don't have to watch jewish programming. You can do other things.
>>145323735At least 4 but he won't let the cameras catch him this time.
>>145318229
For me, it's waking up on a nice Santa Clara fall morning and getting Bill's Cafe before the 10am window kickoff
>>145323764He was Cutler's only semi-good receiver before Brandon Marshall
>>145323884This but unironically, seriously . You gotta stay on topic though.
>>145323843Is Northern California more or less gay than Southern California?
>>145323920LessAlso why are you obsessed with gays
>Chargers are currently the better LA team and have a good chance to make it to the playoffs >Still being overtaken by visiting team fans at SoFiHow do we fix this?
>>145323952Nuke california.
>>145323952Move the team to San Antonio
>>145323898too bad your wife and her boyfriend aren't
>>145323373I thought it was Myers but it's actually Terminator, it's clearer from the other side
>>145323941Thanks. Just trying to figure out where the cute guys live.
I'm voting for the candidate who sucks cock and eats cock and gets fucked in the ass by cocksGo bucs btw
>>145323952>City so nice out of towners move in>Stadium so nice people come just to visitIt's a feature, not a bug.
>>145323988What it is, is cultural appropriation.
>>145324013Thank you for your vote. Go Lions.
>>145323638Best TD celebration of 2024
Chris Jones has been the Chiefs's best player for two years straight
>>145323214>i'll get it handled...
>>145324121Nah you have
someone post the kamala harris 49ers webm so i have something to fap to
>That anon wasn't trollinghttps://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1850502324088668476What the fuck? How gotten to is this motherfucker? He really is hanging on by a ref.
>>145324159Honestly, I'd rather talk shit and lose than kowtow to a divisional rival. Raiders did nothing wrong.
>>145324018>City so nice>out-of-towners
>>145324245I mean they may have crossed a couple borders illegally but they are still from out of town I guess.
>>145324178
>>145324245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4
>>145323532Commies went from +3 to -1 this morning. Yeah, he's playing.
>>145324285>Newman was born to a Jewish family on November 28, 1943hmm...go sports teams today, btw
>>145324285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK-p3mtyhRc
Edelman's chest hair
>>145324318
>Higgins inactiverip bungles
>>145323687You've fucked more black guys than she has
>‘Drunk Ravens fan’ facing 55 years prison sentence after attempted murder charge for assault on Commanders supporterKEK, they got him
>>145324480Would that turn you on if I did?
>>145322879Bold strategy.
>>145324506Only if your bussy gets gaped
>>145324504Seems to me like maybe the commie fan shouldn't have ran his fucking mouth.
>>145324504>Film yourself committing crimesNever change Baltipoor
>>145324504>attempted murderI just see a dumbass picking a fight. 55 years is insanity.
kurt warner looks weird
>>145324504>attempted murder chargeProsecutors coming through in the clutch and making sure he gets acquitted by giving him with a nonsense charge. It really is good to come from money.
>>145324504>glowies using the criminal justice system to imprison political opponents Many such cases
>>145323505>>145323520
>>145324587>I just see a dumbass picking a fight.Yeah, the commies. That guy was responding to retards, not starting shit.
>>145324609>minnesota governor about to be VPWatch out, lions fans.
>>145324599He got Damar'd after making a commercial telling people bot to gamble and to seek help if they're addicted because it can destroy their lives.
>>145324504>your honor, my client was on a bender>damn your right lol, case dismissed
>>145324638>>minnesota governor about to be VPlel.never
Is Tua shitting on the guardian cap and refusing to wear one based or cringe?>(ignore that it hasn't been proven to help anything and isn't designed for QBs in the first place)
The Bears defense will rip this man's head off of his shoulders today.
>>145324652Josh Allen has been concussed 12 times so far and no one bats an eye
>>145324632
>>145324649Don't worry, he's white. They will be giving him the max sentence. Unless Netflix makes a documentary about his innocence, of course.
>>145324652cuck cap is retarded. more padding doesn't stop your brain from sloshing in your skull on hits, just makes the helmet heavier and whiplash worse.
>>145324696>whitedoubt it
>>145324738based
>>145324702>more padding doesn't stop your brain from sloshing in your skull on hitsExcept it can, you just have no understanding of physics.
>>145324632>guy calls me a doodoo head>try to break his fucking neck
>>145324696>Don't worry, he's white. They will be giving him the max sentenceImagine being retarded enough to believe this when historically it was the opposite when compared with blacks
>>145324571Proof that even white people from baltimore are sub-human and it's not just crack addicted blacks
>>145324587>>145324602It's attempted murder.Getting into thuggery when the only things nearby are concrete and pavement is asking for the man to sustain a fatal head injury.Especially when you ram him head first into a brick wall.
>>145324767I don't remember shit from Physics I and electromagnetism.
>>145324774Shouldn't have said the n word
>>145324554Probably, but theres no law against running your mouth. Yet there are laws against assaulting people. Niggers and nigger brained individuals lack the capacity to make the distinction between the two or to perform a cost benefit analysis. It costs you nothing to ignore people running their mouth, it costs you potentially years in prison for assaulting people saying words you don’t like. Niggers and bigger brained people have low emotional intelligence and so they are easily triggered and as such, frequently end up in prison for idiotic behavior
>>145324774Sounds totally justified to me.
>>145324649based
>>145324789That's a stretch.
>>145324816Talk shit. Get hit. Simple as.
>>145324786just behave and stop committing crime. It's that easy. look at Tyreek, he's still playing in the NuFL after all he's done.
>>145324845enjoy prison
>>145324816>bigger brained nigger brained* my bad
Which games are rigged this week? Trying to put in some last-minute bets.
The Broncos defense might actually hurt Bryce
>>145324786>historicallyThis actually never happened. The entire reason lynchings became a practice is because Jewish lawyers would come from the north to get black criminals out of prison on some loophole. Southerners got tired of it and took the law into their own hands. Ask yourself, honestly, if that guy was black would he be in jail right now and would he be held without bond. We ALL know the answer.
>>145324853>t. Shmuli Shekelburg, Esq.
>>145324767bullshit. concussions come from your brain contacting the inside of your skull. a stupid pillow cap changes none of that. there is no way to stop concussions in football unless you have them wear leather helmets or no helmets where players will actively avoid big collisions.
>>145324820didn't this guy decide not to press charges like a retard instead of filing a civil suit and taking half of his assets in damages?
>>145324843That's reality, and if we started charging this buffoonery for what it is, than our society wouldn't enable this behavior.
>>145324822when I go on a coke binge I just want to have lots of sex, not fight people
>>145324865>We ALL know the answerThe answer is yes
>>145324845Okay, nigger
Will the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Cincinnati Bengals today?
>>145324869>t. retarded chimp who can’t control his emotions
>>145324898Racism is illegal tho
Megan Olivi is so hot. But 38, childless, married to an ugly Mexican manlet. Weird.
>>145324896>The answer is yesReddit really does live in an alternate universe
>>145324890I used to have a friend I had to hold back constantly.
>>145324890
>>145324900This seems like the type of game burrow goes full retard in and taylor does stupid coaching shit, so yes.
>>145324875More padding=more deceleration time=brain hits inside of skull with less force than without padding, again, you just don't understand physics.
>>145324863Shartimore will win but not cover the spread
>>145324822based
>>145324863Take every single dog ATS today and you will be fine. It's dirty dog divisional Sunday. Thank me later.
>>145324890>wantwell, do you
>>145324890Yeah until you get so mad that you can't get your dick up then you go start smashing strangers' skulls in
Iggles going to get BTFO by the Bengals. Prepare your anus, Burrow is going DEEP.
>>145324917She's a womanlet. It's not that weird.
>>145324918>Jews are the real racists behind all lynchingsDoing ok there bub?
*mogs you*
Imagine the Jets losing to the Patriots
>>145324970sometimes, yeahfree cocaine is usually a pretty good selling point to get drunk women in your bed
>>145325010I won't have to
>>145324992Yes, I'm doing fine. Are you doing okay, reddit? Just casually denying reality and pretending black crime isn't completely encouraged?
Should I get McDonald's before or after I watch my Titans lose to Detroit?
>>145325005Love how all the talking heads keep pushing the BB return to the NFL meme when all he really wants to do is bust fat nuts inside a 24 year old's pussy
>>145324943Is Jayden going to make the season?
>The deceptively fast quarterback performed a ball fake on a scramble that allowed him to split three defenders for 33 yards. Mahomes finished off that same drive by trucking the only defender that stood between him and the end zone for his first rushing touchdown of the season. The Chiefs remain undefeated heading into a soft road matchup against the Raiders next Sunday.The mutt-sucking from the media really is the worst part of the NuFL
>>145325035Why didn't Tyreek get lynched? Hell, why didn't he even get charged with the multiple crimes that he was caught committing? Reddit assured me that reality was the exact opposite.
>>145324949>muh decelerationthis is theoretical horse shit. the speed and impact will still slosh your brain, maybe even more so because the weight of the helmet causing whiplash into the ground. pillow helmet is aesthetic nonsense.
>>145325044Before. That way you can take a big shit and then nap through the first 3.5 quarters
>>145325046based Bill
>>145325053Prior to QB protection rules, he would be in a hospital from a hit or stepped out way before. All these new rules make it so no defender wants to hit QBs, especially Mahomes who's protected by the league, when they're near the sideline.
>>145325053You can't blame them. Their just doing their job
>>145325053yeah, I used to watch nfl network all day during the season but it has gotten to the point where I don't even watch games that don't involve my team anymore
>>145325046Plus he's probably enjoying doing MNF with the Manning bros
>>145325053out fucking skilled
>>145325035What percentage of his life does a man like this spend being irrationally and impotently angry?
>>145325102Make QBs Scared Again
>>145325076>it's theoretical horseshit (Based on sound concepts and an understanding of physics)>here's my own theory! (Based on not even knowing what the word whiplash means)Good for you buddy
>>145324918>>145325035>seething about reddit out of nowherepeak redditor behavior ;)
>>145277022No way a (((popularity contest))) goes to a White guy in current year
>>145325147Literally rape.
>>145325122>ignore the point>deflect to personal insultsYou're not helping your case against the reddit accusations. And trust me, the irrational anger you have for white people is far more unfounded.
>>145324687Of course not, they don't care about black men like Josh Allen.>>145324702Ok but that didn't answer the question, neither of you did.
>>145325147>looks at the reffies for help immediately after...nice legacy
>>145325147Damn he tried to Vulcan neck pinch him
>>145325147>patrACK mahomes
>>145325155That's a good thing
>>145325147Mahomes hasn't had a great season so far as a quarterback but he is the best flopper in the league
>>145324767Funny enough, less padding makes these retards playing park games behave better in general as they don't count on their helmets and pads saving them.We really should go to leather pads and stuff again for their sake.>>145324774Yes, and?>>145324816A lot of racism in this post when the guy being charged wasn't the moon cricket.
>>145324845>Throw punches at 17 year olds>go to jail This is what happens when you forget you are white, the boondocks warned us
>>145277022In reality, Goff and it's not even close.In Jewish-led anti-white society, Lamar gets his 3rd undeserved mvp and gets eliminated in the wildcard.
>>145325208>whiteagain, doubt it.
>>145324863Somehow despite having a clone of a retard and being broken to fuck the Refs are going to ball the fuck out on the Phins today anyhow. That is just how they do it when it comes to the phins. Check your spreads whenever it comes to phin games.
I think the jags win
>>145324992kwab this but unironicallyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_TillFOOTBALL!
>>145325244this, gotta keep adding to my Future HOFer collection, and I have a feeling I will today.
Another easy win today for my Packers :)
>>145325035I loved the national response from people going wait why are these cuban illegals covered in gang tattoos speaking barely any english all working for the police in miami?>uhhhh just dont worry about it guys.
why does every 12:00pm game suckwhat do I even watch in this shitshow
>>145325251justified 100%, also make a post on reddit about it if you wanna talk off-topic on an NFL board.
>>145325208That was a glowie fed
>>145325222Doubt jail for the white guy or doubt he's white (spiritually)?>either wayHe's probably got a lawyer so he won't do prison, but he's at minimum getting 6 months in country
>>145325099Mahomes is rebelling against his ref masters and now taking things into his own hands it has gotten so out of control.
>>145325273bungles iggles for squrts, sirianni, and joey reddit memes
>NFL fines Ravens LB Roquan Smith $16,833 for hip-drop tackle that ended Chris Godwin's seasonWhy isn't smith out for the season since he illegally ended another player's season? Only fair.
>>145325209He deserved it in 2019 but last year was totally undeserved. You could've taken Lamar or Brock Purdy out of their respectively teams and they still would've been the #1 seed. Allen and Dak Prescott were unironically the most valuable players on their teams who had to do more with less and blew out purdy and lamar in head to head comparisons. Unfortunately the media are massive cock-gobblers for Lamar for some reason so he got a free MVP.
>>145325102based. I miss this football
>Tee Higgins inactiveNice>Orlando Brown Jr activeShit
>>145325333>for some reasoni'll give you two guesses...
>>145325285oy vey this is a very anti semitic post
>>145325173He's such a pussy kek
Soon
>>145325204Oh yea I don't actually think guardian caps are a good idea, unless proven otherwise the benefits are most likely so small as to be barely worth looking stupid, let alone little x factors like dudes hitting harder because they're wearing it, the extra friction causing more twisted necks, the extra hits you'd take because the head is now a bigger target etc. But to say they don't do what they claim to do is retarded, they are padding, we've been using padding for hundreds of years for exactly this purpose and understand it very deeply
>>145325328Todd Bowles should have to pay the fine for putting his players at unnecessary risk
>>145325244Seems like a stretch but it would be a hilarious upset
>>145325328Because hip drop tackle penalties are gay
>>145324865This is objectively not true though. Keep coping, confederoid.
>>145325244And there it is
>>145325244I wish
No hugging
>>145325244Any given Sunday, and it would be funny as fuck
>>145325406They have already said specifically they ARE NOT for quarterbacks they are designed for players getting hit on the line and the like (also their own results show they aren't any better than existing helmets and are worse in many respects) Any benefits from the "padding" on them is negated in other ways. Its not a direct improvement like you'd think. Its not like strapping a phone book to your chest to avoid getting shanked.
>>145325173It's the exact same thing that Brady did. Anytime Brady was touched, he would immediately look at the ref. It's ridiculous how rigged and fixed the NFL is.
>bengals vs eaglesI do not have high hopes for us.
>>145325406You can't pad the inside of your skull (where the actual injury takes place) you absolute retard.
MVP
>>145325456he had important business to get to back on the bench
>national tight end day
>>145325505>tank bowl>super bowlMid bowl
>>145325505Trash game of the day probably
>>145325488>It's ridiculous how rigged and fixed the NFL is.It is crazy to me just how obvious they make it. I've watched the phins for decades and they have always fucked with them. Always. They also fuck with them on games where the phins had no chance of fucking winning making it even more ???This isn't me saying "oh if it weren't for the refs the phins would have 20 owl wins" or some shit here kek
Redzone thread >>145325533Redzone thread >>145325533
>>145325456Imagine going home to your wife after this
>>145325549No anon the Dolphins have just sucked since Marino left lmao
>>145325545Anon the phins play the cardinals today.
>>145325575>>145325575New
>>145325456AHAHAHA THIS BOOTYBLASTED LOOK HE GIVEVS HIM I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT HOLY SHIT>>145325574>can't readOk
>>145325147Lol
>>145325488>Look mom I'm making things up
NWI is one of the most underrated players in the NFLHe's just been stuck on an awful team for his entire career.
