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>>145276517>SATUHDAE NYEUm, Actually! For those of us living in the United States, the "finding out" will be Saturday afternoon!
>>145276552Shut the absolute frick up.
If Max can't beat Ilia, he's going to be the champ for years.
A brazza-tastic card!
>>145276484 Murphy's just as much of a dawlg with his chin b. They're both 'good' fighters. Difference is Murphy can probably take him down and get the decision.
jdm = jewish dick master
>schaubu dhabi brazza card is always the biggest card of the yearWeird. Almost as if brazzas are fricking kino.
How many "chills" moments will Topuria vs Holloway have?
>>145276618hehe
>>145276621ALHAMDULILAH
>>145276517corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
>>145276555This guy unironically broke Chud Brogan. His sissy fans coped and seethed into oblivion.
>>145276617Murphy hasn't even fought anybody who could test his chin.
>>145276638What? Who broke whom?
hate peninsular arabs b, but i like fight cards at reasonable timesits tawff bein me
joey completely debunked gurus the abu dhabi dagestani privilege narrative on x and youtubechat, do we ignore his points and just insult his looks or do we finally admit that guru lied?
Well, Khamzat seems to have gone from a bad neighborhood dog to a good and tamed one
>>145276680
43 days until Gane fights.
>>145276638I remember the opposite. Joe asked questions to him about trans athletes that he wasn't prepared for.
>>145276680Wait a second, the racist fat retard acted fat and retarded in service to his racism? WTF!
>>145276667Adam conover from adam ruins everything broke Rogan.
>>145276724Yeah i remember the opposite same as this guy >>145276709
>>145276686tf are you looking at n*gga
>>145276714
>>145276753
>>145276621Why do they love Javier so much?
fairy says hello from the sex dungeon, well, that’s a euphemism of what she actually said
>>145276742yea rogan famously destroyed that little faggot, who tried to argue men should be allowed to compete against women and also some shit about how prosthetic legs aren't an advantage because real legs magically turn food into energy which breaks le heckin rules
>>145276834Surrogate fazza
>>145276841Tell her I said "Hi!".
Khamzat has been declawed and defanged, the wolf don't bite as hard as he used to. He has almost been tamed. I reckon Whittaker puts him on a leash.
>>145276855>putting a period on the outside of a quote that ends with a punctuation pointI had high hopes for your poetry, Mexico. This is a big disappointment.
>>145276868The dawlg vs. the wolf...
>>145276868we gon find ow sadaday nigh
Mcgregor ass is bigger than thug rose's.also tuporia will absolutely dominate basedboy holloway
madame xneed has agp
>>145276879Just filter him man. Peace of mind forever.
>>145276874Shit out a brick, man. I think the period puts a nice emphasis on the sentence.
>>145276874It's never two late to learn the basics, g.
>>145276943you like william blake now b?
Chuck Liddell would knock William Blake the fuck out
>>145276976probably
>>145276891>>145276894I don't think you guys understand. Khamzat went from this mystical wild beast to a lap dog. It's remarkable.
>>145276943Este es el verdad, chico.
>>145276625Topuria is going to knock him out in less than 30 seconds
>>145276714It's disgusting how racist he is to these poor brown kids!
how about Suck Liddell
need jojua's tits in my mouth rn
>>145276990It reminds me of the calm goob comeback, but I'm not gonna read too much into it. He might have just calmed down from becoming a father, it's a pretty common thing.
Of course he'd say that. He beat Khabitch
>>145276960Yh, b, I never read him attentively until now, though.
>dur I will heem
one more shart
>>145276391>Gleison beat khabibCrapmanbros.......not like this.
>try to watch MK after long hiatus>luke says "white trash" within 5 minutes>shits on BC's taste in pro wrestling within 10 minutes and says only inbred whites watch ithow do you guys watch this shit
>>145276834Mexicans can handle terrorist shenanigans.
>>145277076imagine ever listening to loog ADESONYA
how many retards will forget that it's at noon tomorrow do you reckon
>>145277076loog is an indian mountain hybrid. WDWTCH
>>145276935I do, for a while now I been revving him and watching my filtered posts increase like a high score.
wake up loog time to clean toilets
>>145277102well find out sataday brudda
>>14527710210am eastern, even. many will be heem sleeping
>>145277076You need a certain level of class and intellect to listen
>>145276935No peace of mind for this im afraid.
>>145277050The Sick Rose
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/78769-kiru-singhFINALLY A REAL INDIAN PROSPECT THANK FUCKING VISHNU
>>145277033Hey, I'm reading Khamzat like a book and I think it's safe to say, due to him having glasses now, that he's been doing some reading himself. So, who knows?
>>145277140uhhh this guy's british
>filters the posts only to open and read it anyways This Madame down BAD like they need a beagle!
Wolves don't have a rat lip
>>145277146Sikh warriors transcend national borders.
>>145277138That and A Poison Tree are a peaches delight b
>>145277173classic english name you see everywhere in the uk
>one.. more.. sleep please dana im begging you let me sleep at least one more tim-ack
wright ina penith
Ilia Topuria vs. Max HollowayRobert Whittaker vs. Khamzat ChimaevMagomed Ankalaev vs. Aleksandar RakicLerone Murphy vs. Dan IgeShara Magomedov vs. Armen Petrosyan
>kierandip
>>145277193I need you to root for him, B. Can you do that for me, please? A Sikh heemer will begin the end of the Caucasian Empire.
>>145277218Heeminder that posting picks is pointless
>>145277218TopuriaChimaevAnkalaevMurphyMagomedov
Khamzat is the wolf that cried boy
>>145277238What do you mean? You making that post is pointless too, even
>>145277238It's fun :>
>>145277231>canadian>finding a punjabi name worthy of greentextdon't even try you fucking goof
>>145277238so is your post, this post, watching the fights
>>145277218TurdlipBorzMagaMurphSharabullet
>>145277249Powerful post.
>>145277218HollowayChimaevAnkalaevIgeShara
Shit motherfucker
i can heem.... OH YEAH i can HEEM
>>145277218>Topiaria>Hazmat >Rakić >Da Nigge>Sharia Bullet
>>145277251>>145277263Your lives are pointless, but I’m blessed that I do so much for so many people
Oh spammy, you're still here? That's weird it's only been all day. Huh, just like last Friday...
>>145277218HollowayChimaevAnkalaevIgeZ Bullet
oh, madame xneed, you still have agp?
siks are the epitome of little dick energy
>>145277218hollowaywhittakerankalaevigemagomedov
yyou have agp
>>145277262respectfully b, you're retarded. it's dip on the end of the name "kieran". quintessentially British.
What ya need to do is quit worrying about Sneed and worry about finding a JOB ya broke reddit bitch.
>>145277338damn this man don't even know his own culcha what is that lmao
nice, no wmma on the main card. i think thats based but i know some of u are real bummed out about this
heem's ok
ABU DHABI
>>145277364AGHHHh-
>>145277349es lo que es, esse
If Robert Whittaker has power what does Khamzat have?
>>145276517>Lopes is le ranked number 3 he must be good!He is only ranked that high because he beat a washed Brian Ortega, who was himself only ranked that high because he beat a washed Frankie Edgar in 2018.
>>145277383AIDS
>>145277383a ratlip
>>145277018guru somehow looks the most human
>>145277375ji sir ji
>>145277383A bad cold
What was the last mma moment that truly gave you chills?
jojua's tits in my mouth
>>145277407Brian Lopez
>>145277385and who did jerome beat?
>>145277407P3 ads
>>145277407Chills? None I guess, why? Do you usually get chills watching sports?
>the crazy, wide open psychopath eyes from chimaev are goneit's all over bros. i don't know if dana told him to tone it down to so the customs guys will approve his future visas or what but the hype is done unless he destroys whittaker in 1 round, shouts allahu ackbar to his daughter's face while she cries, and tells the crowd that he supports sharia law in sweden
>>145277428Brian Ortega
>>145277407probably bustin gaycheeks vs hollowbrain
>>145277446he's more determined and focused now you brainlet
>>145277442he's gay
>>145277446Khamzat has started taking the SSRIs, his mental function and emotions have stabilized and he no longer feels like an animal backed into a corner 24/7. We've seen this before with one Tony Ferguson. It's OVER.
>>145277407are tom vs. sirgay, alternitavely are tom vs gaydes
>>145277446i think he got humbled by life, we witnessed another one of his humblings in the post fight speech against gilberthe’s just a kid man
>>145277468who this
I’ve boyed Chimaev since his UFC debut. I stood with him through the Burns decision. I stood with him through the Usman decision. I can’t afford for him to lose his undefeated streak now when everyone hates him. I need him to win.
>>145277468gonna need a name, king
>>145277490don't worry, he's winning
>>145277468That's literally a man bro
>>145277490based
>>145277468
>>145277428Cub Swanson, Jeremy Stephens, Ricardo Lamas, Anthony Pettis, Jose Aldo x2, Brian Ortega, Frankie Edgar, Calvin Kattar, Yair Rodriges, Arnold Allen and Justin Gaethje.You can also poke holes in lot of those, but it's more about the consistenncy and level of domination that confirms him as good.Beating a dozen top 10ish guy is better than beating one.Lopes is still that guy that dropped a split decision to some regional jobber and lost on the contender seris to Brito.
>>145277509Dazn mattah bradda, dazn mattah
>>145277471He’s 30. He should be a man, not a scared little lamb.
>>145277518I was talking about the englishman but I see we have a lot of guru watchers here
>>145277468That's a man. Also what's his name?
Myktybek Orolbai
>>145277468If women were a commodity who would be the buyers? Who are the sellers?
>>145277563>If
>>145277548Wow you gotta be proud right
>>145277575Go on
does guru know that if strickland, the guy he idolizes, met him on the street he would call him a fat fuck and punch him in the face to virtue signal to black and hispanic libertarians that he's not racist?
>>145277563Believe or not people used to pay for you to take their daughter off of them.
Khamzats loss will be very sad
>>145277446This is what being owned as a mandigo for a chechen warlord and getting batted around by his sons everyday does to you.
might gotta skip these picks
>>145277637whycome b?
>>145277600guru hates strickland https://youtu.be/WcQmNAWH0fQ?si=wSnBRyB2r7w_7VPJ
>>145277617The first death in the octagon
>>145277053white boys are mad that megan olivi has rape fantasies about people with this phenotype
>>145277662cant choose between max/ilia and chamiv/whitaker
max chinavezpz
>>145277677
>>145277664guru took the south africa trip then he switched up
>>145277686It's just for fun. If it means so much just pretend you had the right picks all along afterwards.
>>145277664ofc he does. It's confirmed Guru engaged in homo sex with Dricus in south africa. Guru was dribbling his BBW booty in Dricus cock for days
fukake
>>145276851Uh, sweety, trans women are women, not men.
>>145277218this is the one boys.MaxThe ReaperRakicIgeShara
>>145277666I don’t want that to happen
respectfully, if I walked out to this as a mega hyped undefeated heem every here prospect, the entire stadium would have a spiritual experience, respectfullyhttps://youtu.be/-yOZEiHLuVU?si=nBXPIDJdWCzTuvM6
Song Yadong has DECLINED to fight Umar Nurmagomedov in December https://x.com/UNmgdv/status/1849918404389462287Ali (through Umar's twitter account) claims that Umar is still looking for an opponent
Chimaev just pulled out.
>>145277902I don't trust anything that rat says but that's a real kwab move in the case that it's true. Yadong would get a tiulsho off a win like that.
>>145277918OHHHHHHH
For the oldfags, for the real ones, for the true heemeers... here you are...>https://youtu.be/uV2m4HICG5M
I love Umar, bros. He will be a worthy champion.I can't fucking wait until I'm done with law school so I can find my way to the UFC's front office and elevate this sport. You're all going to love me because I am HEEM.
>>145277902>ali said
>>145277933holy shit this is kino
>>145277218HollowayChimaevAnkalaevMurphyMagomedov
>Haven't watched UFC for some time now>Take a look at how things are these days>Alex Poatan is the light heavyweight champion and undefeated in that divisionuuh what the hell happened? Last time I saw him he got knocked-out by Adesanya and wasn't he like 40yo? lol
>>145277947>>145276821
>>145277989He got a gift decision against Blachowicz and has had super favorable LHW matchups since then
bros... the kino... holy moly...https://youtu.be/5YbpR9wOkXg?si=83t1wpk-rnnvKWaB
>>145277218MaxRobertAleksanderDanShara
>>145277947>th-the UFC couldn't find opponents brazza!!Magically they found one after five months every time, though
>>145277933this is good, bobert, max and ilia fit really well in this
>>145277989They gave him THE Khalil Rountree (who won a title shot off of beating Anthony Smith)Coincidentally Ankalaev is fighting in the same exact month lmao
>>145277947Unarmed should heem that jew for talking down to him like that
Shut the fuck up
>>145278016yeah nobody wants to fight them except on short notice apparently, really strange.
everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>145278059Umar doesn't read twitter, that's Ali
>>145276535Hello
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Umar Nurmagomedov will beat an unranked debutant by unanimous decision. He will demand a title shot.
>>145277947I hat ethe fact that Merab is ducking Umar because it makes people have sympathie toward Umar and think of him as a real one when he pulled out in a shit ton of fights and skipped the line.
what do you think fazza would say about khabibs downward spiral into degeneracy
It's time to knuckle up
>>145278121he would tell him to unretire and fight gsp at 170, but then that's the reason why he killed fazza in the first place.
>>145278121'That's my boy' but in russian.
the fights are on early for yankie doodles, don't forget
It's crazy that all the people who were saying that Sandhagen would badly expose Umar and take him in to deep waters are now saying that Sandhagen isn't a good win and Umar doesn't deserve a title shot for beating ranked number 2
>>145278121Khabib, durka durka jihad allah akbar
Max, and the hollowed way back home.
>>145278115>>145278016Umar is cool. He's had some injury-related pullouts, sure, but he also definitely has been ducked. There's a reason Sandhagen took this fight: because he's a fucking real one. He would never do that if Umar didn't have an insane amount of attention/respect from fighters due to his skills. This is inside baseball shit you gotta think about.>>145278095Ali would never write so well lol, it's someone well-read. Peep those sexy emdashes.
>>145278166thanks, i'll have to make my bets tonight i guess
reminder 90% of fights tomorrow will be uneventful decisions
>>145278192there's 4 heems on the main card alone
We gonna find out Saturday night (morning)
What was the last time we had 2 title fights on a cardNot counting WMMA
>>145278199Whittaker-Chimaev is the only finish on the main card
>>145278209fuck I can't wait!!!! (unironically)
>>145278216Almost every time there’s a flyweight title fight it’s the co-main to a higher weight title
we gon find out saturday nig
Sick of Khamzat and his stupid smug quiet mumbling muslim voice
>>145278161eтo мoи мaльчик!
>>145278256
>>145278257
I like how Omar tweets have bits of Dagestan English mixed in with subtle things like knowing when to use the emdash over regular dash and present perfect tense over past tense
>>145278313sybau
>>145278256bo is not on this card
>>145278336YWNBD
>>145278374KWABOTY 2024-25
>>145278175the reason he always perfom so well is because he has the opportunity to pull out whenever he has an injury.There are always stories coming out of fightrs coming in to a fight injured. But Umar can afford to only fight at 100% and still get opportunity while fighting once a year.Without his family name, a bantamweight with 5 unranked wins in 3 years would never be able to turn down a title eliminator and then get it rebooked.Take a guy like Brito, he had won 5 in a row, all by finish and finally he got the opportunity to fight the bottom of the top 15 guy he called out after every fight, only he had to make a super short turn around. He couldn't make it because of an injury, so they booked him against another tough unranked guy and now he's lost all of his momentum because of a hometown robbery.
>>145278406>
>>145278374every day im thanking god
>>145278406How’s Noah you little rat
we need to create some fucking memes for this card. put your brains together!
I'm fatter than Daniel Cormier
>>145278487you should be asking the other guy buddy boyo
>>145278435bro is gripping islams leg with his toes
>>145278520Ilia Schaubia vs. Max Schauboway
>>145278520the magic just aint there.
>>145278520There is no meme. Abus will die
>>145278593Imagine if they just talk mma for 3 hours and nothing about politics
>>145277989The Izzy heem was a fluke and Alex is currently the P4P best fighter in the UFC.
>>145278629
>>145278520Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145278580>point out umar’s posts aren’t written by him>you get pissynah I’m on to you. At least have the dignity to move to a Muslim country if you’re gonna sniff their farts all day
The chin will be there for Rakic
>>145278520We are going to find out this saturday afternoon
>>145278419Umar may have certain privileges, if what you presuppose is true, but he's got excellent skills on top of that. He has strong ability to become the champion and would help elevate the level and legacy of the division. Holding fighters to the standard of Merab or Umar creates bars for the next generation to surpass.Brito is definitely fun. He's got some sneaky good wins, like KOing Fili -- that pretty much never happens. I think he's got a fight booked, right?
>>145278694tldr:poomar pissmagomedov
I've been telling you guys about these muslim fans
>>145278598That’ll do pig, that’ll do
>>145278755
lerone murphy bruv
Imagine if Nolan Ryan focused on mma he would be fucking unstoppable
>>145278670i dont even know what you are talking about. you sound unhinged. im just making fun of the rat people. you are too invested in /heem/ bro having personal rivalries and shits with anons. touch grass incel.
Honest rating of this card out of 10?
>>1452788062 incredible fights and a bunch of snoozers
>>145278670and youre the only one here talking about "sniffing muslim farts" you fucking weirdo. that is in your little brain. goodbye now nerd, gonna go watch some fights and get laid. and you? LOL see ya back here later nerd manlet.
>>1452788067
>>145278833>>145276821
>>1452788063 guaranteed great fights and at least 5 very probable good fights.That's about as much as you can ask for but we're missing a historic factor to increase its legendary-ness to UFC 300 levels.8.5/10
Kek, look at how easily Joe Pyfer disposes of this inferior little blk boy. You honestly have to feel a little sorry for them, they just can't compete with White men. Joe pyfer just has that big dick BWC power that pathetic little blk boy sissy clitties can't ever hope to compete with.https://youtube.com/watch?v=OA0m8kMvNCI
I wanna get shitfaced tonight but I dont wanna sleep through the orolbai fight.
what time are the fights in bong time. not sure to laugh at them or be happy for them
>>145278934I'm just having a cheeky 6 pints and tucking in early
>>1452789722pm start I think
>>145278972a million o'clock
>>145278893great post retard
>>145278877who we riding with this sataday afternoon b?
Bo... nigger nigger nigger.
Hourly reminder that Topuria is going to brutalize Max Holloway tomorrow. The pillow-fisted twig will be knocked out, then shit himself, then cry, then retire.If you have money, bet on an early finish.
>>145278877tore that buck asunder...
>>145278833>American flag>be a Dagestani cockrider Kys. If you love them so much go live under sharia law bitch.
>>145279089
>>145278590The bro as a pronoun zoomer thing has made its way here lads
>>145279052Ilia topuriaCan't decide for khamzat vs WhittakerRakicShara magomedov
>>145279115he can't he's an actual homosexual
Big news
>>145279115link to the posts he was "loving muslims" you little public schooled retard. youre extremely confused and having a rough night. are your muslim friends inside your ass this very second? you sperg.
>>145278934Why would you risk a hangover before the main event
>>145279141your a fucking indian manlet from the gayest country on earth. ofc the indian hates muslims. another flea brained brownie.
>>145279135>cryboomer>"lads" with usa flag
>>145279201struck a nerve did I b?
K-1 saves us all
>>145279155Just implement an Elo system,.
imagine being in a seething idiotic rage about brownoids instead of just going out and having sex? damn.
>>145279194can't be hungover if you just drink more
Will he be reffing tomorrow?
>>145279233What’s an Elo system?
>>145279233what they mean by "AI" is that they make up the rankings in the boardroom on monday and they "update the rankings" with the AI and it just so happens to do whatever they want. They basically own the rankings now anyway I'm not sure what Daner is seething about. But, elo doesn't work for a sport with high volatility and low sample size. There's other systems that could work but not elo.
catbox.moe/hk76hw.mp4 ARAB BRAZZA CAUGHT TRYING TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH INDOG
>>145279286Kek, blk boys are so weak compared to White men. It's so funny. White men can just manhandle and throw around blk boys like they're nothing and most blk boys are physically helpless to stop it. I don't think they mind though, it probably gets their little blk boy sissy clitties all leaky.
BEING MUSLIMDOG = GAY
>>145279236>>145276821
MMA?
>>145279387We're at T-24 hours until the card. There's no more MMA only ragebait
sadaday night.... Abus will die, there is no meme. Sunday he will become THEbus.
>>145279430BASED BASED BASED. RIP ABUS GONE TOO SOON
Is petrosyan a can that will get crushed or are we going to a decision
>>145278694>but he's got excellent skills on top of that. He has strong ability to become the championoh for sure, he's the real deal and one of the p4p best fighter in the sport right now, he's still a bitch tho
>>145279371desert people smdh
>>145279457100% a decision. I lean Petrosyan but fear he will get robbed in schabi because it will likely be close enough to be robbed.
>>145279457It'll be a TKO (early stoppage) for Shartputin.
The Future of WMMA
>>145279286Lanklets never learn
Oh spammy, you poor sad son of a bitch. If only...uh, well no..I guess that's all.
>>145279296>>145279314It's a simple objective system for assigning points in zero-sum-games, it's the current system used in chess. Every time a fighter defeats another he gets points and the other loses points, the amount of points the fighters loses or gains is proportional to the difference in points between the fighters before the fight.
>>145279457Shara is a can. He's not good but he'll be given a gift 29-28 decision
>>145279575Shitnigguh physique.
>>145279619I know what elo is but chess players play eachother a million times. Most guys fight like 10 times in the ufc if they have a decently long career. There's too much volatility and not enough sample size.
KNUCK ON RIGHT NOW https://www.fubosportsnetwork.com/
If only that son of a bitch weren't so poor & sad.
>>145277218>Topuria>Whittaker>Rakic>Murphy>Shara
Is Petrosyan Petrosyan's brother?
>>145279656Also the eye test is necessary to an extent to make sensible rankings
>>145279101It's a brutal blk boy beatdown. Joe Pyfer is honestly a professional blk boy buck breaker. You gotta feel a little sorry for the blk boys who think they can compete with White men like Joe pyfer despite the obvious genetic and biological differences between them. Their itty bitty blk boy sissy clitties just aren't up to snuffHere's another Joe pyfer blk boy beatdownhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=POYYye4OfXA
>>145279692Armen Petrosyan is not immediate family to Giorgio Petrosyan. They both do, however, come from Armenia and have a kickboxing base.
>>145279709kek is this the same anon who kept posting black femboys in here the other week?
knucks on
>>145277218>Max Holloway>Robert Whittaker>Magomed Ankalaev>Lerone Murphy>Shara Magomedov
>>145279760I have been a semi regular /heem/ poster for multiple months now b. I mostly post black femboys in /NFL/ gen though
>>145277218Ilia TopuriaKhamzat ChimaevMagomed AnkalaevLerone MurphyShara Magomedov
Literally and unironically, THIS Petrosian?
>>145279802
>>145279845wow, he lost a fight past his prime. hes still like 103-2, hes the greatest kickboxer of all time
>>145279845No, but if I were to imagine a situation where petrosyan gets heemed this sadaday nigh, it would look a lot like that.
>>145279709>>145279802Yeah that explains it.
>>145279882>>145276821
>>145279845Different guy. UFC Petrosyan isn't a manlet
>>145279903>deleted his reddit fileb, I...
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
>>145279903
Don’t bother with this weekends ufc, watch K-1 instead. It will save you.
>>145279882being the greatest kickboxer of all time is like being the greatest bellator fighter of a all time
>>145280035Hard pass.
>thug life tattoo>clinches for his life
>>145280072nobody likes them
>>145280072martial arts?
>>145280072Is that kreyshawn?
sup. we watchin anything?
>>145280103/knuck/ is on RNhttps://www.bkfc.com/events/bkfc-67-camozzi-vs-depee:d727fe3c-de8b-49e8-ad54-8843c9b51d53
>>145280103watching the clock before 308 b
>>145280103Watching some blk boy booty twerking and some blk boy buck breaking sissy porn. Later I'm gonna watch blk boys getting annihilated and put in their place by White men in MMA
>>145280103watchin your mum, DTPN.
>>145280103the world series, duh
98% accuracy
>>145280093
>>145280198Ortega fell off
great throw by Soto
>>145279845Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. Embrace K-1, chads.
>>145280072Natives have always hated, in this order, whites that weren’t irish, mexican, then chinese, usually friendly with blacks and irish as they witnessed them being treated as lesser than equalMexicans because along with whites, were taking all of their land
>>145277218TopuriaWhittakerRakicMurphyMagomedov
>>145277218Ilia TopuriaRobert WhittakerAleksandar RakicLerone MurphyShara Magomedov
>>145280072I live in a heavily Hispanic/Latino area of USA near the border. Latinos and other minorities do not get along. I've never had issues with any ethnicity living here as a white guy but they do not get along with each other.
It's currently 5:30 am in schabu dhabi.Ali isn't even trying to hide it anymore.
>>145280072how am I supposed to know? seems like an american problem
>>145277076>american flag>the most important words of his post are replaced by an acronymsSeriously, why do you guys do that? Wtf is "MK"? Who's "BC"?
>>145280072That's a man
>>145280321lmao i also have no idea what he's talking about
>>145280321MK: morning kombatBC: brian campbell, LT's (luke thomas) co-host
>>145277076I always skip past the parts where they aren't specifically talking about the fights.On a personal level, both guys are absolutely insufferable, Luke more so than BC of course
>>145280357>>145280358oh it's retarded e-celeb shit. no one cares faggot
>>145277218HollowayWhittakerRakicIgeMagomedov
>>145277076I mean, only retards watch pro wrestling.
>>145280393we will discuss the mma analysts
>>145277238I've done it at least 20 times and only won once. Picking UFC is hard
>>145277076what kind of wrestling does brian like?
>>145277076That’s why I’m glad his mother killed herself. Luke deserves the pain. Also his white-passing daughter will enjoy the hellscape he helped create through his disgusting actions. Fuck him.
>>145280457his light haired - blue eyed daughter is proudly LATINX like her indigenous mother!!!
>>145280087I like them, hence why I'm confused. Some of my earliest internet memories was making friends with Latinos and sharing our Super Saiyan 4 OCs >>145280224This makes some sense, but she wasn't a MUH LANDer, she even would say natives deserved it for being stupid and trading land for dumb shit
>>145280457the fact you know this much about a youtube "personality" means you should kill yourself immediately
>>145280418Gut gud
>>145279958I see.
>>145280575k now post the other 20 parlays you lost since then
Lucas Tracy MMA could beat you up
>>145280035Here's your (you)
>>145280609he could beat my dick up real good that's fer sure b
The hell happen.
>>145280072Us mexicans are typically racist towards natives, we call them lazy alcoholics, etc. at least my grandparents do
>>145280538Individuals are one thing, groups are another. Getting along with mexicans online is not the same of having to live among them. Do you like loud music (at all hours), trash, loud cars/dirt bikes going up and your street (at all hours), some dumb motherfucker with pittbulls that are always a second away from mauling your kids? That's the reality of living with them.
>>145280599Git gud
>>145280532Let’s see how that works out in 20 years when Brazil 2.0 really kicks into gear and anyone that even remotely resembles a blanco is all kinds of targeted and grossly discriminated against. Thanks Luke!
>>145280669man. you have a problem. seek help
>>145280648And anybody else who isn’t mexican, cubans, hondurans, salvis, nicgars, spanishFuck em all
Some dude did a suplex in BKFC lost 2 points then got TKO'd a minute later
>>145280566It’s called perception you maggot brain.
>>145280695I bet you're fun at parties
>>145279656you can still have a working "rating system" even if the sample size is small. nfl betting markets for example use this, spreads are largely derived from power rankings which is a form of an elo system, and these markets are extremely accurate and efficient despite nfl being an extremely low sample size sport with a lot of volatility and random unknownsi don't really have a horse in this race though lol. it could definitely work in mma but i don't think it's that much better than the current slop
>>145280757I said not elo, not that you couldn't have a system. But, how many times do NFL teams play per season? Do they play each other team in their divison multiple times? The reality of mma is most fighters don't ever face eachother and if they do it's almost always once. There's definitely a system that could be implemented but it probably wouldn't be any better than what we have.
So realistically, who would win?
>>145280757Daner wants an AI that's based on social media NELK points
>>145280686This is the one.
>>145276535hi
>>145280821Conor losing to this flabby soft ass little queer twice will tarnish his legacy forever
>>145280686
>>145280821Nate moves like a welterweight but Schaub only needs one. Tough call, bappa.
>>145280716BKFC is extremely based like that
>>145280821Schaub will pretend he tore his hamstring again to save himself from embarrassment
Why did he do it?
>>145280993Looks like the guy who sold me a ghost gun
>>145280609he's 4´11"
>>145280686does Joe give him the Schaub talk?
>>145280821Give Nate a year to bulk up
>>145280912Roy Nelson is the same height and frame as Nate. Roy knocked Schaub out cold.
>>145281103I peer reviewed this post and confirmed it to be true.
>>145280821I have gradually stopped watching any other MMA content except Guru. Luke Thomas, Weighing In, Michael Bisping, they all seem like such fucking hall monitors now. At least Chael hasn't beclowned himself yet, that I know of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nfF4AezL4g
>>145281141If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment he gets CTE
James Harrison or Chad Ochocinco?
>asking the once and future president why lions eat gazelle asshole first
https://youtu.be/X8qv3HkF850Jesus MMA movie
>9am start timeI'm thinking a big breakfast from cracker barrel, beers, and a fat blunt to wake and bake and watch the fights tomorrow.
Gane and Volkov are the only true heavyweights. The rest are fatties.
>>145281229yes on the fat blunt but just make yourself a nice breakfast or order in
>>145281227doth you forget christ the begotten son was thou heemth by lucifer the prince of darkness
>>145281226Lions dont even do that, hyenas and wild dogs do. Rogan once again spreading misinformation.
>>145281141And Nate is still an active fighter, Schaub isn't active in shit except jogging up and down the pier trying to get girls to come to his truck. A couple minutes in the cage with Nate and Schaub would be doubled over sucking his own dick.
victor hugo will heem
>>145281269shut up nerd
>>145281306the bookies disagree
>>145281285>Schaub would be doubled over sucking his own dick
>>145281367this is one of those bets like that retarded faggot sportsballer who had navy seals airdrop his degree or some shit to him on the contenders seriesyou have to bet on the underdog, the favorite is just way too favored.
>>145281227>submit to ChristOHHHHH HE TAPPED HE TAPPED!!!
Victor Hugo? Victor Hugo will bash a rat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLq0mdG4B4 Powerful.
I might be one of the last few males having wild sex all nigh, I'm probably going to be in Stanford studies
>>145281329I will not be silenced.
>all nigh
>>145281435What's his name?
>>145279214Oh I must've touched a nerve there
>>145281435sex with man, penis in man anus is accepted now in civilized society, you're not rare, you're not alone.
>>145281474it's accepted but we do not live in a civilized society
>>145280862Not really fair though, if Conor knew Nate was literally an unheemable zombie he'd have ducked the fight or gameplanned around that
>>145281544This was Conor when he finally was rich enough to get pure cocaine and felt invincible
>>145281544Nate got heemed by a wrestler a few fights prior
>>145281413>misses weight by 9.5lbs
>>145281655that means he'll have a major weight advantage
>>145281655not trying to make weight is an advantage
>>145281709>>145281753Most fighters who miss weight historically lose their fights.
>>145281474You little queer faggot I know close associates of el mencho so don't ever reply gay shit like that to me again
>>145281778they werent doing it on purpose. the ones that won, were.
>>145281778nope
>>145281778missing by 0.5 because you are sick is not the same thing as simply not trying to make weight.
>>145281306This guy would have heemed he looks like a not fag bsd. Look at those gremlin hands
>>145281796>>145281803>>145281813Paulo Costa.
>schaub only needs 1this nigga tarded
>>145281846>majority>provides one example
>>145281846in the marvin one he told the poofc and marvin's teem a week ahead that he wasn't going to make MW and asked for a catchweight, not the same thing at all
>>145281871It starts with one
he asked for 2 catch weights
>>145281875Most people don't miss weight on purpose. Very limited pool to select from.
Max Holloway has a normal sized penis
>>145281915still different than knowing you aren't going to make weight and waiting until weigh ins to announce it
>>145281926Prove it
Geoff "Yeah Nigga, Wassup?" Neal is going to KO RDA unfortunately
>>145281926above average, even
>>145281926Yeah next youre gonna say Ilia has an normal tasitng penis. Respectfully.
>>145281926you just have a small mouth
>>145282174
my bone pressed six would decimate this thread
>>145282259
Mackenzie derns juicy booty
>>145276517>M. Orolbai by submission: +650what is the catch?
>>145282322has been pilfered, by, god forgive me for uttering the name..... bra*****ns
>>145282333he's shit
>>145282351kek. her current bf is a journeyman in the ufc who beat up her ex bf who's a surfer dude that's being paid a six figure salary in alimony :skull: :skull: :skull: :rofl:
>>145282333He’s a lay and pray guy at the UFC level. He wont get a finish. No one finishes fights anymore
>>145282423He finished Uros Medic in his debut
>>145282521Smithsonian coded
>>145282571I like Uros, but he's a kickboxer with sub-regional tier grappling. He was preparing to fight a guy who also had no grappling and oralsguys was subbed in on very short notice.
>>145282521my ancestor...
>>145282638The polish guy he's fighting got dominated in the grappling by an ancient CDF
>>145282521Utterly, incorrigibly based
>>145282638Rebecki can’t grapple either but he’s tougher than Medic
>>145282728and oralbai went life and death with brener. CDF would've killed him on that night too. rebecki has handled dagi grapplers before. Rebecki gassed himself trying to finish. Also possible here, but oralsboys is not that good >>145282776not true at all, rebecki has pretty good wrestling actually.
>>145282790Nope. Try again
>>145282812>>145276821
>>145282521this nigga precambrian
How many bing bong wahoos until rootin tootin heemerinos?
>>145282333orolbai has shitty cardio. if his takedowns get stuffed he’s a punching bag. he should not be such a big favorite
>>14528286010 bong 49 bings
>>145282860not long before khamzat loses
>>145282891Thanks bud, how uh..hows it going and stuff? How are ya?
>>145282943holdin' on
>>145282222Holy fucking rekt and keked lmao
>>145282423He hasn't knocked out anyone in the UFC yet but his KO odds are only +350 or something like that. Maybe the bookies are considering Rebecki's chin to be compromised after the legendary beating he took...?
>>145283027there is almost always recency bias in poofc lines on bookies
>>145283027>>145283059I would also imagine that that is mostly due to rebecki gassing last fight. They are covering their asses in the case of a late ko.
>>145283027They think a GnP TKO is likely
>>145282987Jah feel. Well if this is any redoubt to ya I've found that you can choose to hold on or let go but ultimately the result is the same so ya might as well start to climb before your arms get tired.
>wake up at 8am >heems on bros is this heaven
>>145283135they start at 7
>>1452832307 what? fag standard time?
>>145283247we're in daylight savings time
>le neither here nor there man
messico standard time (california)
no matter what happens tomorrow morning, all my picks will be right, and all of yours will be wrong.
>spent 120 bucks eating at an overpriced asian-themed restaurant>spent 105 bucks making terrible parlay for tomorrow's cardHow do i solve the problem of being low IQ?
make it
>>145283410Taiwanese beef noodle soup is cheaper and more delicious than what you ate most likely
“I think heem should die”- Francis Ngannou
out of hespect for the dead I won't make the obvious rebuttal
>>145283648>>145283648>>145283648
Ill leave you with this: heemvious, and its archival purposes. Its a very real thing.
>>145277218HollowayKhamzatAnkalaevIgeShara
