>e*gkek lose to p*kis>Bharat vs peewees 146-4>213 more to winIf Branton has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Branton has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Branton has only one fan then that is me. If Branton has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Branton, then I am against the world.
cringe and gay zachjeet edish
SANTGOD
Ian Smith with an all-time commentators reverse-curse.
>wh*te umpire sawing off KING KohliDirty little cheating a*glo shitter would never have given that if it was a wh*te batter
stone dead as it gets and he still has to waste time looking exasperated while he wastes a pooviewselfish prick
santner on for a 5fer again, second time in both 9 years of playing tests and 2 weeks of playing tests
>>145286907based 5min delay lad
india singlehandedly defeated by Santner of all people
Any reason why we toured a minnow country like poondia when we could have played a good team like Bangladesh or Afghanistan instead?
>>145286916You could have played Afghanistan if you weren't such cowards that you resorted to doing rain hakas to get out of it
>>145286920Yes i will raise my finger every time against India
GONE GOTTERN POO OFF YOURE OUT
That shouldn't have been given out. But kohli hasn't been good since atleast a few years and should retire
>>145286925Jeet cope
>>145286872See ya King Kohli.
weird how certain jan deletes certain thread in 30 minutes but leaves porn on /afl/ up for almost 2 hours
>>145286950This is the case with every board on this website
to be fair, if i was a janny i'd delete everything certain man posts
>>145286950Jews, they don't like cricket.
Nightwatchman did their jobs Jaddu will bring it home book it
>>145286959What sports do Israel play?
>>145286969seen a few basketball and indoor handball matches on vipboximagine they play football like everyone else too
I know it's early but fuck it>>145286947Peewee celebration thread>>145286947
we all know what sports they play but we're not allowed to say it
losing a series 2-1 away in pakistan is nothing to be ashamed of getting white washed at home by new zealand however
>>145286993Especially after NZ were humbled in SL.
>>145286958>iftrip on kijeet
>>145286872See ya Safraz.
jesus christ microsoft calling non stop, all the indians must have been called into work.
Every time Santner slows it up he strikes.
>dirty child-raping backpacker murdering convicts lost two home series on the bounce to thisHowling
will santner take 9 wickets and 1 run out? or more run outs?
We could still lose this
Where can I watch this for free? I'm not paying for SKY TV.
>>145287072vipbox.lc
Will?
>>145287072https://watch.cricstream.me/india-vs-new-zealand-live/test-odi/stream-1
Lol Lmao even
Posting inspiration for Jadduhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oxUbd8HBrw
>>145287081>>145287077Thanks babes.
>lose first test to some good pace bowling>decide to make a more friendly turning pitch>lose the second testWhat will the third test pitch look like?
>>145286872Bye bye Washington.
>>145287089You are brown aren't you?
Will India still be standing by tomorrow morning?
Going back to bed nowCongrats enn zed on making billions weep
starting to believe lads
>>145287099Who cares. They get on a plane after this match and come home to celebrate
>>145287099>What will the third test pitch look like?Littered with corpses after the riots
The win predictor has just given a draw a 99% chance of happening not sure how they've worked that one out
>>145287111They did the same thing for England and Pakistan when I looked a few hours ago
>>145287111kinda weird seeing as your games over already
Proposal: 3rd test triple or nothing WTC pointsCowardly nasal-voiced peewees should take the gamble
>>145287134counterpoint: what the fuck is a WTC?
>muh wtc pointsPathetic
>>145287108Look like a lake from Indian tears.
>>145287140>The original World Trade Center (WTC) was a complex of seven buildings in the Financial District of Lower Manhattan in New York City. Built primarily between 1966 and 1975, it was dedicated on April 4, 1973, and was destroyed during the September 11 attacks in 2001. At the time of their completion, the 110-story-tall Twin Towers, including the original 1 World Trade Center (the North Tower) at 1,368 feet (417 m), and 2 World Trade Center (the South Tower) at 1,362 feet (415.1 m), were the tallest buildings in the world; they were also the tallest twin skyscrapers in the world until 1996, when the Petronas Towers opened. Other buildings in the complex included the Marriott World Trade Center (3 WTC), 4 WTC, 5 WTC, 6 WTC, and 7 WTC. The complex contained 13,400,000 square feet (1,240,000 m2) of office space and, prior to its completion, was projected to accommodate an estimated 130,000 people.[6]
>>145287140the World Trade Center
>>145287134Pak it up Pomland. You're done.
>>145287150>>145287151samefag
Thank you NZ for ensuring India wont make another WTC final
>>145287146>like tears in street>time... to shit...
simon cunt doull thinks he can try and pronounce poondian names correctly and not still sound like a retard tradie
Dilmah, do try it.
>doctor pitch for spin>give shitner a 20 wicket bagkek, good job
still not convinced we win thisbut even if we lose, at least we aren't zachy
Doull is a massive faggot
>>145287169>I've redeemed things you people wouldn't believe
>>145287200>EA gift cards on sale off the site of Origin
>>145287193thought he was alright when he used to be on the rock
enjoying the shitjeet meltdownthank you based peewees
is a 3-0 sweep too much to dream?
>>145287238ok boomer
2nd mace on the cards
>>145287270this has been discussed before. no one in here is under the age of 30 (including you so stop projecting)
Is Ravindra Jadeja related to Rachin Ravindra?
Is this the official laugh at India thread?
>>145287282We're watching cricket on a Saturday night with our internet frens. If anyone here is under 30 then rethink your life
175 runs. I'm getting nervous
>>145287292>>145287282Yeah, that would be pretty pathetic haha, especially with all the halloween parties that are probably occurring.
I give us about a 40% chance of winning from here. Pretty good odds
>>145287282Im 34 and I still live with my parents because I can't get a job because I lit a fire in a motel room 7 years ago while on a meth bender. Whose life is worse than mine?
hard mode: can't say zachy's
What does the fire have to do with getting a job, criminal conviction?
>>145287313In Auckland? Didn't your next door neighbour almost die?
>>145287322if there's proof you know how to light a fire, you're overqualified for most work places in NZ
>>145287331Nobody died, just my room got pretty burnt up. I got home detention luckily. So clean slate comes into play next year in June and I should hopefully be able to apply for jobs again. I have a 5 year hole in my resume though.
seems like we haven't taken a wicket in a while
>>145287322Yeah it was arson mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYgYB6OSXvM
>>145287342Honestly m8 no one really gives a fuck or even checks. Just bear in mind that any job that requires a proper police check will show convictions as they're not protected that way under the clean slate act.t.Former court attendee 7 years ago.
>>145287313
Could actually imagine these two memeing a win here
200 is up
>>145287396did you make the tendulkar thread
>>145287382Thanks m8, your saying that even under clean slate they can still see your convictions? My criminal record that I obtained online says "causes fire, endangers life by" not "arson".
>>145287407No
That's gotta be it. Satnav again.
Think that might be out
>>145287421na, you're all good unless you're going for police / anything to do with the law, or a role in national security where you'd need a security clearance. Example of that being working for Customs.
>>145287453you also get checked if you work in a school or a retirement home
>>145287313applied to tafe yet mate
>india already batting for a drawlmao
>>145287461zachy on never being employed watch
Oh yea and arsonanon you're an absolute RETARD if you didn't spend all this time studying literally anything and everything. Would be a good way to hide the massive gap in your cv.
>what's this 5 year gap here>oh yeah that's when i was shitposting on /cric/
>what did you study>posting habits of cricket obsessed weirdos on 4chan
Ah yes the MbchBASED
nz are going to lose cap this
>commentary team talking like this is overit's like none of them have ever seen nz play before?
>>145287526cap
>>145287527We could easily lose from here.
Ian Smith confirmed /cric/ poster
glunnphullupsbros...
>blunder
just dropped the series
New Zealand just dropped whatever the New Zealand vs India trophy is called
Reckon he should have caught that
>>145287578>Kohli's salty tears trophy.
How do you drop that
JUST CLIMBED A V6 OVERHANG IN YORK
still oye hoye holders for life
THE WELSH MAN MARCHES ON
why did NZ stop taking wickets?
CAM ON SNOOZYLAND TAKE SOME FACKIN SCALPS
Backistan
oh fuck off /cric/ had been so much better without you and your /cg/ shite
GONE GOTTERNEDFUCK THE FUCK OFF CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF1 LEFT
ACK-ASH DEEP
would it even be possible for nz to recover from losing this?
Haha amazing how quickly that shit up the jeet crowd
Oh dear
kek my sky sports "live" feed is like 30 seconds slower than this fucking /cric/ threadleaving until it's over so i don't see spoilers
GayJazz finally got a wicket.
>bindia
NONCE ALARM
LADSits BINDIA
>>145287639maybe shitjeet will come out of hiding after seeing this post
they fitting to bout to
How many test series have we won in India? Their team looks like complete shit so I imagine we must win constantly
shot
Mr. Bum
Based bumgod
LOSSDIA
JADEADJA
LOSSSSDIAAAAAA
ISSSS OVAAAAA
kekKEK
>losing to the worst snoozyland peem in years>at home>whitewashed evenlmaooooooo
WE DID IT 4CHAN
DREAM BIG NZ
SUCK SHIT CUNTS NEVER IN DOUBT
i'm back because WE FUCKING WON LMAO
fucking CRISPwell done New Zealand, an historic moment
>it actually happened Well played sheepshagger peewee nonces, can't argue with that resultPUJARA IN
>>145287658
surely shitjeet will make a laugh at shitdia thread now? surely?
is Tom Latham our greatest ever captain?
Lost the World Cup, lost the test series, lost their toilets
post yfw
i reckon nz have a good chance of winning from here
Heads must roll
we're the greatest fucking team in the world
>Have a billion people and one sport>Play a country with only 5 million people in not even their most popular sport>LoseImagine being Indian KEK
big three in shambles
Imagine waking up from my 6pm nap to see Lossdia and Shitgland lose in the same day
only just realised Gambhir is India's coachalways liked him as a player
>>145287695
>>145287702No 2 Olympic Gold, no World Cup, no test series win. Might as well rope if Indian
>the city of OPNEW THREAD: >>145287701NEW THREAD: >>145287701NEW THREAD: >>145287701
>>145287705Then looking in the mirror at an even bigger loser than both of them No, I can't imagine it
sarrrrr do not redeem the test series sarr
>>145287693just glad it wasn't southshit
Lads does anyone know who the number 1 ranked test side is?
>Won the Americas cup>Won the women's T20 world cup >Silver Ferns beat Australia twice in a row>Just put over 60 points on Japan at Rugby>Crush India at homeNot a bad week for NZ sport. Only thing left to do is win the League tomorrow
>>145286872Britjeet how come the country your parents abandoned are so shit at its one sport?
>India BTFO >just got offer accepted on flatgood day lads
Now I just need to Aussies to not gag all over themselves in November and my year is made
reminder there is a kabbadi anime, yet still no cricket one
shitjeet bumping his own thread but desperately avoiding all the others. The McGrath of /cric/ - can dish it out but can't take it KEK
is shitjeet zachy? or are they two different people
where did britjeet go
mornin' fellas well played nz, well deserved x
>first time cricket history England loses a test series after going 1-0 up >second time cricket history Pakistan wins a test series are going 1-0 down (first time since 1995)Pakistan England test match series was the best one I've seen for a long time. Extremely competitive and high quality series with 2 highly contrasting styles. A more memorable series because 2 lesser known players stole the series in Noman and Sajid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjlG4q7DE24
>>145287697...yh, but think a full assessment can wait until after Wankhedequestion is, if not Rohit, then who? if not Kohili, then who¿
>>145287937on the piss turkbro chuck us some tunes will you mate
>>145287962cheers to that mate. just bulldoze through thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deBTK3yU-8E
>>145287983always good to watch englel suffer, well done
>india and england lose in the same daypottery day came early lads
Didn't even know England were playing, oops.
kohili¿ yh, he is one of the cricket players from India
took me five years, but fear inoculum is truly a cracker.
no it's not. it's grim and one of the biggest flop alums (given the build up) ever
Honestly only listened to it for the first time a few weeks ago but thought Pneuma was a fuckern choon
>>145288367>>145288555>12 years
>>145288440>>145288447>>145288500https://youtu.be/aSE_kuHuJXc
Who will be the next fab four?Also what countries will they be from?
Nigeria Iran Chile Uzbekistan
Scotland NamibiaUSAIreland
>>145288640this dude crickets frfr
Independent TibetIndependent BalochistanIndependent SindhudeshIndependent Pashtunia
t heady isn't going anywhere. and I don't pay attention to other country's teams because I'm not a cuck
>>145288655BASED
Reminder that India, that is Bharat, are the reigning world champions of cricket in the only format that pays the bills
>>145288707>12 years
>>145288621band era is over mateonly the people they choose to push are making the newssoon ai will completely take over and proper musicians will be replaced by curators that tell people what to listen toeg check this neo psych turkish track that ai made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ky7nl1EFh8
loving the shitjeet meltdownwonder how many days of this we can get out of him
>>145288440 based>>145288447 cringe>>145288500 based
>>145288591basest
>>145288735choon
>>145288735https://youtu.be/oy2x_kHCy4wx
>>145288853>12 years>a literal meme country
noncejeet opening up his beloved zoophile folder again. troubled lad
>>145288885>sixty years
>>145288910HEEMED 'EM
>>145288910What happened in 1964?
>>145288735yeah banger but yeah but ai can only construct in the bounds of what it can 'learn' from, right? Like it can't actually write music right
uh..u got HEEMED¿ @englel--- glorified.tape.recorder. innit @ai
um..yh.. I'll be (we are) herehttps://youtu.be/Cua16fnKWlkx
yah more of a dnb man mehttps://youtu.be/rxH2q9VhEXM?si=gAhwj7lvMHHhLE4J
d'n'b huh¿ what a novel idea ;))https://youtu.be/4xxHwQ96gv4
the sebshit meltdown now following the shitjeet onebased peewees have the diaspoos utterly mindnuked here (and they're currently all asleep kek)
whatever gets you through fella x
> "extreme remorse"> "sincere and genuine in acknowledging responsibility"FFS
>>145288882you're alright yank. that band is from my hometown and sounds really corny in turkish btw>>145288882just because you seem curious enough.. that's an ontological question mate. you are thinking that you have consciousness and free will but how can you prove that your thoughts aren't just a product of your brain's biochemical processes? if you feed an advanced ai all sorts of music, sounds or the ability to come up with noises it is likely that it will create things you cannot imagine, for better or worse.>>145289147first 15 minutes is just can's aumgn. shan't be listening to the rest feller much love LG x
Good morning lads. Just checked the score card. Congratulations New Zealand. Really an incredible results. A lot of teams have failed in India, but New Zealand, without a full strength squad, have beat the number one team in the world at their home.
>>145289758umm..yh..until its understanding doesn't involve consciousness or self-awareness or has reasoning, emotional understanding, and subjective experience, imma finna continue to call it a glorified tape recorder fella x
>>145290112yeah, well deserved nglIndia was short of answers
short of runs too lololol
>>145290266GOTTEM (me)
>known as the poo nation>being short of runs
fuck up sebbo I said advanced and was talking about ai's role in practice, which already seems to work. no one's gonna refuse ai made aesthetics just because it lacks genuinity.check this out btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWW9knyjU7U
>>145290266heh nice one
>>145290277gonna be interesting to see what they bring >here and the test side is not settled at all with smith going back down the order, highschool bully out for the summer and an opener's spot to be filled so it's not like the the first test will be against some well practiced squad whereas india has at least played this seriesand nobody would have played at optus since last year
hi turkbro how are youhow is cat
>>145288919a*glo shitters like to give it out but can't take it back lmaoReminder India has won more legitimate world cups in e*glel than e*glel themselves>>145290471Might as well play Lyon Murphy and bloody Agar given how badly India played spin
https://youtu.be/-rh8gMvzPw0?si=csIcpxaY7Oaj--qC>A new morning breaks on God's green earth>First among all to rise is the Kiwi, resolute, never-doubting, impetuous to all things yank and pommy born, victorious against all manner of adversaries in all manner of contests>As one, the denizens of Zealandia, the early sunlight flitting from curtains to their resting forms and arresting their sleep, stir from their slumber and roll gracefully from your mother's bed towards the sunlight, an instinctive pull of God's greatest creatures, in God's own country, towards the majesty and spleandour of the morning he has provided>THE day will be a long one, there will be many spine-tingling hakas to come, many more lawns to peruse, many cries of per capita, of things never once in doubt. But. For now only one thing needs be said>as one, the fain creatures of Godzone, their mouths open, cry to the open sky and to all who hear themKiwis are up
>>145292062thanks man. went to the gym, sipping on this coffeethe cats are alright. how you been
me? A proud Welshman with over 2000 posts on pakpassion.net
>>145292995fat seething neek
>wounded tigerMore like wounded arsehole lmao
just sat on a flushing toilet and squeezed out a country britjeet's parents abandoned
>wounded arseholebut enough about kohli lmao
>noncejeet going into his nonce folder againbet all your time off /cric/ is spent looking into leicester schools with binoculars
>>145294333wtf
>>145294333seethe on you fat neek how much dire Hindu '''curry'''' you going to eat tonight to try cheer your fat arse up?
So how have the jeets been coping
>>145294857britjeet has finally cracked
not well at all, no actual Indian flags showing up anymoreseems to be almost as hard as the WC final on them.. at least shitjeet hasn't left like a coward (yet) though
Reminder the only good curry is Iranian
>>145294899hehe nice
Wanking in Wankhede
Tom Latham is one of the test cricket captains of our time
>>145294919>at least shitjeet hasn't left like a coward (yet) thoughhe seemingly has nowhere else to spend his life LMAO
>west indies, bangladesh, pakistan and england are the teams who have no mathematical chance of making the WTC finalI think it's clear that these are the real "tier 2" nations, tier 3 being nations that don't even have test status
You would think being a muscular welsh man with a millionaire grandfather would be life on easy mode
Zurich is Stained
>muscular>welsh
they didn't specify highly muscular
>>145304042rad
not him, I bullied that weak dragon anime gaming photoshopping fraud out/cric/ has been healing ever since
>>145299030India may not make it as well now iirc Chances are they wont win all 5 of the test matches against us which they need to do to make itAlso of theyblose against NZ next match they can't from my dodgy math
when will zachy return to /cric/?
>>145304515the Welsh are literally the most muscular and resilient race Anglos are pathetic, pale and skinny Chris woakes and Joe look about 45 and are 30
turns out making matchie threads all these years was a curse for nz
>>145289061You're a "dick n balls" man? Kinda gay isn't it?
absolutely done with israeli faggots
https://youtu.be/RrmRiu0YN-I?si=P3f54r5DSGoO4hOJ
watching ds9
>>145307311kkekKLkk
You did well, poo poo pee pee bum bum men
just remembered sebshit listens to bleep bloop music and unironically thinks aphex twin is goodlmao what a brainlet
...yh &¿luff I Care Because You Do first album I ever purchased ngl
Looking forward to Israelis getting commumpance for killing women and children for no reason
& that means you're a bleep bloop brainlet
All out war between Israel and Iran is inevitable Not sure what the Anglos were thinking sticking Isreal in the middle east Retarded idea
>>145308423k x>>145308488Israel will prevail fella
I dont go by any mickname but I listen to thishttps://youtu.be/qs-HUqHEFA0?si=sI_D5ZACy9Xd2kAp
>be kiwi>wake up>we've won another major international sports eventToo easy at this point
https://youtu.be/Ho32Oh6b4jc?si=gKrhiU1PjVjbcihuLiam was so based Miss him
God I miss Liam 'real nigga' Payne so much lads
I miss Neil Wagner
meant Richard Wagner
We literally destroyed india with our B team
>We
how do you respond to this?
>>145309042>Wewhich position do you play mate?
>>145309213Doggy style with your cunt mother
Thanks for your opinion Greg LiterallyWho-ett
>>145306263But the Welsh fuck sheep, so....
Meh he makes a good point about stepping aside and letting young blood play for Australia. It's pretty gay to say 'right I'm finna retire lads' and then want to come back and play again like six months later.
sippin' on some spearmint tea
heard they call you the fa tea
one of yer best ngl fella x
'chabin bla x
>>145309846wife stopped having sex with him
>>145308253I don't listen to Aphex but i respect those who listen to music outside the popshit that subhuman dograping a*glo shitters consume. Here's a hyponotic little Indonesian ditty that will mentally disintegrate certain malding cowboy chord a*glo shitters. The Hindu influence is so evidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhNR4K7kMoo
>>145312458not going to play into your 'mick but try this one on for size fellahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm-plzPm4ugshit goes to another level a minute in
>>145311738nowt much, just stain yamagucci bla x>>145312458this is just lovely fella, tabla x
Looking forward to watching day 4 of the NZ vs India test later today
>IndiakekKEK
lads, check this one out>Bindia
good one mate
thoughts on test cricket?
none in particular
>>145309846the fate of all sportsmen that dont have the chops to deliver analysis or funny commentary banter
>>145314485I don't think, I do. I am in my test cricket flow state
>>145314771Always knew he was a fraud
*blocks your post on the front foot out of pure instinctual awareness*
>>145296722should've taken over from williamson instead of southee
I have to apologise to the black caps. I gave them no chance in the second test, happy to be proven wrong.Having said that though, we have no chance in the third test.
truth nuke: there's no actually good teams in the world right now
>>145308406any uniform can be improved by some fully sik wrap-around sunnies
aphex twin is goodactually, only this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNHlKAzyVA
uhhh brisbane sisters?!?! getting a bit nervous here
never got the performative asking the umpire where your middle stump is, like nigga, it's right there.
>>145318870never understood that myselfI guess enough people got out LBW for it to matter
kind of enjoyed that week or so where cricket was backreminded me of the good old days
>Sophie EcclestDONE
the jeets desperately spamming shite music to avoid talking about bindia getting btfo by peewees lel
ok google, show me high definition images of milly illingworth's bum.
why do so many Aus women cricketers have these somewhat rare English surnames? there's a Flintoff lass as wellsuppose the ashes tours of the past were quite fun for some of are lads
>>145319509as an AI worker, jewgle is well behind the 8ball
is this a correct take?boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/145277488#p145319738
theres an odi on right now lads
>>145319775meant >>145319738
>>145312920Mongolian throat singing? Not a fan of that sound but you were right when the lady started playing that horizontal string thingy it sounded beautiful. I like the sound of plucked stringed instruments like guitar sitar harp etc over violin type sounds a lot morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cLAwAOi-hA
zach doesn't work at a corphe works for the government like bard and does some laptop thumbingonly does meme hours though (maybe 2-3 a day like someone from mumsnet because of his privileged background). probably only got the job because of his grandad's connections actually
re-watching PULP FICTION (1994) for the first time in 15 years
maybe a bit reddit but its the only good tarantino flick
>>145319860does it hold up
>>145319860one of the greatest films of all time honestlycrazy how well it holds up for its age
>>145319878just got done with the overdose scene but so far I'd agree with >>145319881 that it does indeed hold up>>145319873I enjoyed JACKIE BROWN (1997) when I saw it, but that was also 8 years ago by this point
its not a good movie (pulp fiction)
>>145319906also the best movie of all time is Catch Me If You Can
no. the best movie of all time is fast and furious tokyo drift
>>145319919trip on spielberg
>>145319919it's fine
>>145319947hehe good one lad
Fuck all chirp from the queenstown uber drivers tonight lads
bit grim that we lost to Pakistan's C team but also really not grim because it will get more people into The Hundred (the future of cricket) :)
>>145320184your problem is that your selectors are too afraid to drop senior players
Just in case anyone was wondering, we THRASHED the aussie girls at netball again
reminder that meg lanning retired expressly to drain my balls morning noon and night
our cricketswomen are playing India but I don't care what happens 'cause Melie isn't playing
Tune into BBC One RIGHT NOW
no i don't think i will
Only one cricket girl I care about
shan't
whats on lad
more like BBC iykwim
>>145320544luff her ngl
>>145320665She really is best girl
Is there a way to know if I got janny reported to the mods (and that I have an imminent ban awaiting)? My post got deleted but I was away for a bit so I don't know if it was just my post that was deleted or whether I also had a janny timeout.
just turn your router off for 5mins
it's embarrassing to admit but even after ~15 years of using 4chan I've never successfully circumvented a ban, resetting router has never worked for meI just take it like a cuck
it only works if you have a dynamic ip I think
'za's in fellas x
YFOCFOsimple
Reminder
>Only 4 of the USA starting XI were born in America.
>>145288440Tools sucks, but stinkfist is really good
>>145326853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSHtAFam1pASheikh and Paudel batting masterclass unfolding. Get in here.
>>145328201Based. Shan't be paying for Willow.
Airee is really good running between the wickets. Only if he was a bit more consistent.
He's super athletic in general. He's number 2 in T20 all rounder's rankings but a hit or miss in ODIs. Got good hand eye co-ordination and strong wrists but is not as technical as the sheikh brothers and paudel.
Poolshan Jha and Pooshal Malla are not ODI players. They need to stop trying to fit them in the squad.
>>145326904too many
I don't get cricket.
I love it.
Oh no
>>145340554what state are you from?
>>145341178wa
fuck off hippy
>>145323126when im banned i normally just phonepost using my phone data instead of wifi
Found myself homeless in Hanoi. Been at a 24hr bistro since 3am. A less than ideal state of affairs
don't you have money? just spend your way out of it
india women lost to the peeweemen last night as wellwhat happened to india lmao
>>145317859>Having said that though, we have no chance in the third test.lol who cares?
>>145341458no you
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I AM FREE
>>145342163serves you right for being stingy and/or not planning things throughnow what is your plan for the day? you've wasted a good day now innit traveling requires a good amount of planning and rest is equally important fella
Get Poolshan out of the team please. Rohit needs to step down as captain too.
>>145343802>Poolshanwho's that fella ¿
>malding a*glo shitter is all alone on the other side of the world in some chink shithole all because he was mentally disintegrated by a little 3 chord ditty with a caribbean twist and his travel company could smell his rapey incel vibe so they shooed him away from the other travellers and "upgraded" him to have his own "personal tour guide" (nonce detective)oh nonono
>>145342558Currently sipping on a VERY expensive hot cocoa with coconut milk (costing almost £3), far too bougie for my humble tastes >>145343708Simply wasn't my fault, travel agent fucked me over. Said my overnight bus would arrive at 6am and I could go straight to their office to leave my bags and rest, but the bus arrived at 3am and the office is closed. Too late to check into a hotel, and a bit pointless because I'm getting picked up for another tour at 8am. So just sitting here waiting for it, will see if I can survive the day on 3 hours sleep
>>145343848well, alri, good luck fella. make sure you let them know how unacceptable their service is.
Requesting a partial refund on my Ha Giang Loop trip, service was simply shoddy. If that means money gets taken out of the hands of some poverty-stricken north Vietnamese homestay owner and back into my miserly coffers, then so be it
>>145343978He received a very stern WhatsApp at 3am, don't worry
so turns out he's not actually homeless and instead embellished an elaborate story to make his trip sound more exciting
it's never this narcissist's fault is ithe just happens to have been unlucky on more than one occasion and lost 500 quid and got stuck overnight because of others
>>145343826The perennial 17-year old
>>145344124I have no room for the night, nowhere to rest my weary head except for the cruel confines of a bougie bistro, I am homeless and oppressed
>>145343848>he spends £566 on tours iykwim haha
>>145343802>>145344202>17-year oldnonce
>>145344521Spent $120 actually, secured a VERY good deal by shopping around at different travel agents, and was rewarded for my bargain basement price with a bargain basement experience (hélas)
>>145344588, it’s all good, fella; just think of or as another experience, innit? at least you didn’t go crazy and waste a lot of money. while it’s fine to save on accommodations since you only really need a place to poo, shower and sleep, spending money on tours, guides, and eating healthy should be the top priority
>>145345032think of it†
>>145344202>Nepalese cricketoh
>>145345032Ok I'll think of it, thanks x
hello fellow indians any free to air criggy on
i'm thinking of ellyse perry circa 2009 atm iykwim haha
>>145345421crisp post crisp gimmick
>>145345421queem QUEEM hahaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAA
>>145345421>>145345433samefag
>>145345434>>145345447samefag
micksperg and his 80 VPNs aka the only '''''people''''' who repost his micks
>>145345447>>145345455>>145345475queem QUEEM hihi
clarity by jimmy eat world btfos poovements entire discography combined
>Restaurateur pleads guilty to displaying swastika at pro-Palestinian rally>A high-profile restaurateur has admitted displaying a swastika at a pro-Palestinian rally after being charged under laws prohibiting the use of Nazi symbols.as if we're the lucky countryit represents the god damn fucking sun fucking hell
???? did he do it at the cricket or something
Subhuman wh*tes trying to appropriate our beautiful Hindu Swastika symbol will never stand. Dograping wh*tes are shameless subhuman filth
daily reminder if the hindus actually did anything of note you would see their language influence others on a scale approaching what european languages doinstead they have to be taught to poo in loo
>>145346477would have been great if we didn't give them independence but condoms instead
>taught them cricket (they worship it now) >literally every other country in the region is muslim except for themI mean they should be praising us as much as they praise the great sport
>EW ZEALANDwhat did she mean by this?
means she wants BWC innit lad
>>145346550just a bit of an icky island
>>145341178NSW
>>145344124He hasn't even go on a trip m8This is another 'trip' he takes so he can blog post about using his m8s experience who is the one travelling as his own story. If you read a bit more deeply into it you can tell he isnt actually there
Tulsi-Henna shampoo best shampoo fellas
>he has hair to shampoogotta be over 30 years old to post here mate
>>145346550>INDI
INDI-A? more like INDI-L iykwim haha
ikwym haha
Looking forward to day 5 of the nz vs India test
>>145349999Reckon there is truth to thisIndia just need to make the flattesr of decks that have ever existed and bat firstNew Zealand will crumble and when there is nothing in the pitch their bowlers cant do anything
the piechucker fears the flat deck
>getting e.coli to prove you're not racist
>>145350262and enable Ravindra to reach his full potential? seems like a bad option
£566 AND A MAHARASHI RAIN COAT£566 AND A MAHARASHI RAIN COAT
Never once gotten food poisoningNot sure if i have an iron stomach or just know when food is not right to eat
most cases of 'food poisoning' is literally 'retard poisoning', for example people literally have a massive shit then go and brush their teeth without hand-washing. Or gardening then having a sandwich.
>>145350974reckon you're just racist tbqhwy
only genuine case I've had was from pret a manger near the tower of london.
The biggest problem with food poisoning as well is it could easily be something you ate 2 weeks ago. very hard to pin down what food caused it>>145350991i mean i work in a warehouse and my hands get dirty as fucki dont wash them prior to eatingdo wash me hands whenever i use the toilet at work or at home though
never gotten sick from eating raw eggs or milk meand they want to think you to think it needs to be cooked before eating
>>145351006yeah but you're not touching mulch and compost or whatever
House hunt is making progress
saw a very nice sheltie on my walk just then. I like how people are so proud of their dogs.
>>145350991youre retarded if you think this gives people poisoning (unless they were a bubblewrapped baby)
if you say so shit-eater
>>145351027>bubblewrapped baby>ynr people dressing up in inflatable balls to defeat covid
>>145351009but also probably touching bird sheetbirds fly into our warehouse and shit over things
>>145351027lmao, will gladly get behind a new meta of washing your hands is soi. I'M A REAL MAN AND I DON'T NEED NO BASIC HYGIENE.
had a pie/coffee from BP for dinner, no food poisoning at all
hed eh poie shlesh cuffie frum bupee fur dunner, nuh fud pusning et ell.
heed ee pee sleesh ceeefeee freem beepeee eeerlieer feer deeeneer, nee feed peeseeneeeng eet eel
BEE BEE BO BUM BI BEB BE BUB BOB BUB BIBGBISHBEB
>>145351057yeah you really don'ti just shower daily and brush my teeth twice a dayrest of it is nonsense
i guess its womens bbl then
to be fair, never heard of a man getting a bblnot saying they can't, just never heard of it
>hes never heard of bbl drizzy
>>145351065>>145351093>>145351097>>145351100queem QUEEM haa>>145350945me¿ gen z boss and a mini
>>145348036
>india wins 3 of their next 6>australia wins 5>sri lanka wins 1>nz win 4>sa win 4where would that leave everyone?
>>145351429ok so we're effectively out as well then, not a chance in hell we win all 4we could go unbeaten, that wouldn't be a huge shock, but not with 4 wins
>>145351446>where would that leave everyoneabove England IYKWIM
>>145351429is this real? aus and SA are the only ones that stand a chance to make it
>>145351480if I were a betting man I'd be picking an Aus/SA final too
>>145351486god what a boring fucking finalgive me NZ vs Eng at lords
>>145351494I would give you that but England are mathematically not good enough to be able to make it
just ran the numbers myself lads...hes right
>>145351027>play cricket all day>nooooo you need to wash your hands before you have a snack otherwise you'll get icky sicky
>play cricket all day>nooooo you need to paper your balls before you have a bowl otherwise the batting attack will get icky sixy
>try to converse with mother >she says something >i start to say my response>she interupts to say the same thing she already said >i start my response again, get a little further into it >she interrupts again to say the same thing for the 3rd time >i say nevermind >somehow im the bad guy in this scenario
don't fight your mother she gave you years and years of love and happiness show some in return
don't worry haha if he's not going to give his mum any love i'll give her some haha iykwim haha
>>145351636you don't know shit about mumza retard
>>145351652yeah yeah dadza
>>145351650hehe good one lad
>>145351474a*glo shitters btfo
>>145351569this and if you insist on finishing what you said when they interurpt you they will accuse you of interrupting them and not letting them speak
>/cric/ discovers women
/cric/ on its way off the board
