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heem.com
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barnett just sprained his ankle
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bo negro
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Jon vs DC 3
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I have horrible diarrhea this morning, please pray for me
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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we have a chance for fair fight
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These guys are revolting. I'm not watching that shit
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so is DC rooting for barnett as a kindred spirit or does he hope he gets permaheemed so DC gets more food at the buffet?
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THE NIGGA VERSION OF NELSON VS STRUVE REAL HEEMERS REMEMBER
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Return of the Empire will be achieved this century.
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Barnett is a bantamweight
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>>145291246
Good thread
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why are they spinning?
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dc is still fighting XD???
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pretty based of Bruce to wear an Isreali flag jacket to Arabia
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>>145291281
DC but gay
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>>145291287
Sure, but it'll be Indian.
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Look at that dent on his head
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ummmmmmmmmmmm why is barnett fighting at HW with about 80 lbs of fat on him instead of cutting to welterweight
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Skadoosh is so fun to watch
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>>145291246
This fight is hilarious
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>>145291305
You wish romesh
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roy nelson needs to come back to fight barnett
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DC had beautiful dirty boxing no fat manlet has ever replicated
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You guys talking a lot of shit about Barnett post your mother fucking gunts. RIGHT NOW.
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>>145291281
zesty DC
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this african nigga fucking sucks
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barnett? the spanish guy?
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please heem in r1
i don't want to watch 2 gassed niggas fight
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>>145291273
Thoughts & Prayers headed your way as we speak.
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>>145291324
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damn is he hurt?
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>UFC PPV without Joe Rogan commentary


Let's gooooooo hate that bald little manlet cunt
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SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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FAT BOY IS COOKED
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where yall watching this?
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>>145291290
Yeah but he likes food too much
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WHERES THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>145291324
gunts?
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>hurt himself acting like a twat before the fight
kek
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They need to put a maximum fat% limit on heavyweights
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>>145291354
on the computer
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DOCTAH STOPPAGE
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Hap and ace grew up so fast
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>jump before fight
>Lose
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what dog shit reffing by herzog
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HEEEEEEEM FAT EXPLODEY THE ACHILLES
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>>145291324
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HEEEEEEEM ACLYYYY
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>>145291346
so that's why I didn´t find the commentary annoying
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goddamn bums
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>>145291287
The mk7's were a nice and welcome improvement over the mk6a's
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...................WTF
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fat people are so retarded
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OHHHH THE FAT FUCK "ATHLETE" IS HAVING LEG PROBLEMS
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Beastbros...
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Kennedy looked like absolute shit lmao it shouldnt have gone past the first minute
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LOL bro's achilles was snapped and tall nigga couldnt even finish
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CHRIS BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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AHHHHHHHHH MAH LEG
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:(
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what a fight
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>>145291354
my mom's house
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>>145291343
Yeah he’s hurt
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lmao fat cunt
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HEEM KWABY
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"""""heem""""""
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Yeah, fat retards should be ground up (alive) and used as fish food.

(Yes, that includes you spammy)
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well that was pathetic
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Lol the fat nigga keeps making over exaggerated hurt faces hoping the ref would stop it, then falls over without his chin getting touched at all..

Typical fat heartlet.
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>not even really rocked once
>basically a "I give up" tko
this sport is done
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Wht is a fat dude trying to spin kick lmao
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heem everybody especially your own leg
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uhh... spainbros?
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TKO (fat)
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Old fatass heavyweights
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athletes are so frail now, the vaxx flushed them all
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>He beat an obese short dude with a fucked up leg? Woah, what a savage.
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Exactly how the fight should have turned out, except maybe Kennedy should’ve put him out cold on the floor before the stoppage
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dumb fuck, your body can't handle that torque
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>>145291418
Unranked heavyweight b
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wtf was this fight kek
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Maybe don't fuck your injured foot up making a fancy entrance next time, fatso.
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>>145291419
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>skipping leg day for popeyes day
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WTF IS THIS THE UFC OR STREET BEEFS
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>couldn't heem a guy with one leg
What a bum
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Funniest shit Ive ever seen lmao
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>>145291246
based OP lmao
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>try to place bet on draftkings
>have to install some location program
>we can't locate you
just heem me
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American athlete showcase in Arabia
One of the finest American athletes Ive ever seen
The explosiveness, the creativity of strikes
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someone cut barnett in half and put barnett #1 and barnett #2 in the bantamweight division
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Do I buy cream cheese chips or sour cream chips
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>>145291419
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>>145291415
Yeah I’m still laughing. Fat people trying to be athletic will never not be funny
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Who does he think he is? Michael Johnson during the 1997 150m sprint versus Donovan Bailey? heh, I dont think so, champ
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>be fat as shit
>attempt to do fast explosive movements
>immediately ruin all your ligaments and muscles
i am shocked
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it reminds me of the video of that huge fat guy doing backflips
yeah you can do it physically, but its bad for your legs and knees and tendons and joints
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anyone remember when Chris Barnett went into cardiac arrest during his fight with Ben Rothwell?
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Anus Magomedov
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It's a heem or be heem'd world
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>>145291458
Heard it bowlf wayz be
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peach of a scrap ngl
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*selfheems*
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imagine being fat and hurting yourself to fight in a weightclass you're severely disadvantaged in
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>>145291422
Why the fuck does he even fight under the Spanish flag? He was born on a US army base and moved back to the US when he was still a little kid. Stupid fat fuck Im glad he get embarrassed
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what a fucking retard LOL
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fat cunt injured himself in the intro
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OHHHHH 400LBS DIRECTLY ON ONE KNEE
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>>145291257
called it btw
he hopped and did a little stumble and looked down at his legs right before the fight started
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rigged decision merchant card
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>>145291481
There was never no heem b
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>Cazzies don't know who Chris Barnett is
>Cazzies can't identify a compromised ankle without commentary telling them
I think I'm getting old
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Ok get these idiots out the cage let's move on
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>>145291458
dip sour cream chips in cream cheese
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Ortega would have beat Nguxzuabawas ass
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Nigga heemed himself before the fight ever started kek
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Barnett gonna go home to his succulent juicy BWC and have himself a field day. All lil blk boys are zesty lil fruity ahh BWC slaves
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that fight is exactly why UFC is not and never will be taken seriously
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c'mon get that fat cunt off the stage so we can move on holy fuck
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Abus chads where we @
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>how does it feel to get this victory
>it feels amazing
based honesty
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Ortega-esque
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barnett was just following the eagle and breaking his beak
you wouldn't get it
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based lord and saviour thanker
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>>145291507
find the heem within you brazza
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>the peak of US athletes
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>>145291491
oh no no no no

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>145291504
oh they're showing it lmfao
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Did he really injury himself while the announcer was talking?
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this card sucks
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>thanking Christ in schaubu dhabi
based
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>>145291526
jizz pizza
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>thanks to mah lord Jesus Christ
>thanks abudabi
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>>145291506
Neal vs RDA is on this card
wtf
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>>145291526
Straight j0rkin it on your pizza
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cream cheese crisps sound disgoostin lad
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Ilia Topuria vs. Max Holloway
Robert Whittaker vs. Khamzat Chimaev
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Aleksandar Rakic
Lerone Murphy vs. Dan Ige
Shara Magomedov vs. Armen Petrosyan
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>>145291553
Smetana b
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>thanks to my lord Jesus Christ
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>>145291545
American athletes are literally too good for their own bones
we are too blacksplosive
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>>145291506
The good prelims start now
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What the fuck is DC wearing and why does he look like a fucking bowling ball, what a fat nagger
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>>145291523
have you tried not sounding like a massive faggot
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>>145291526
Peak sloppa
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>>145291526
Pizzafin this is a disgrace
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How are you a professional athlete and look like that
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this shits rigged!!!! how am i supposed to guess that the morbidly obese lightweight would LOSE!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?
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>>145291526
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>>145291577
a cry for help b
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gonna go lie down in bed to rest but no doubt fall asleep before main card
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Anyone got a webm of the self heem?
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>>145291577
Many are saying this
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>>145291577
his peak was that mustard jacket at the ABC card
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>>145291577
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I'm such an oldhead UFC fan I remember when Khamzat was good
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did that fat cunt fight or did he just get injured doing that
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>>145291305
The British empire had more Muslims than non Muslims. It shouldn’t be surprising that the ruling class wants a demographic change.
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>>145291246
man was so happy
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>>145291526
i was gonna order pizza but after seeing this maybe not
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>>145291526
bloody hell that's scran that!
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>>145291564
What the frick is a cream cheese crisps?
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>>145291284
now DC is happy, barnett can't get to the food quicker
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>>145291526
that's a whole lot of penis gravy on your 'za bro you should post to /ck/
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imagine being so fat you break your foot hopping up and down
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>>145291606
(guru is saying this)
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getting heemed by yellow fever, curry fever and jungle fever rn
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>>145291467
shades of Nikkita Lyons
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You now remember when Khamzat screamed "ALLAH AKBAR I WILL KILL EVERYBODY" on September 11
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>>145291627
britbongs call french fries "crisps"
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Fakhretdinov gets a second stolen win in an Arab shithole.
Dana better fucking pay that Hue his due on the downlow.
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lets go
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>>145291632
eh, ortega managed that too
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Tall lanky niggas do what they can and short fat niggas suffer what they must
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just how bad is chris barnett
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>>145291627
>>145291458
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>>145291651
he gets free meals at the apex whenever he shows up
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>>145291526
I think the delivery guy splooged on your 'za b
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>jump like a retard before the fight starts
>tear your knee apart and need another year off to recover
Gas all fat retards.
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>>145291565
Ilia Topuria
Khamzat Chimaev
Magomed Ankalaev
Lerone Murphy
Shara Magomedov
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>>145291638
a bit pawggy m8
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>>145291648
No better day to proclaim the greatness of Allah
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Daniel Cormier looked disgusting, bursting out of that suit with with his fat gut, very disrespectful
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>>145291653
>"Camera's on? Alright everyone watch me chug this beer"
>Oh god why did I say I was going to chug this beer?
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This dude is fighting from Dunzeldorf
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>>145291565
Ilia Topuria
Robert Whittaker
Aleksandar Rakić
Lerone Murphy
Armen Petrosyan
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woah abus is fighting? why did no one tell me
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>>145291653
Jon Anik hates his job. Jon Anik hates his kids.
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>>145291577
DC is a quarter bowling ball
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Quick question, who is Meng?
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>>145291696
jon anik is going to kill himself
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defeated himself
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>>145291565
>toptoro
>whittaker
>ankalaev
>murphy
>shara
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What are we drinking tonight bros?
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>>145291650
Bongs put cream cheese on their fries? wtf
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>>145291684
lmao props for him finishing it though, slow as it was
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>>145291328
wtf rude
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ABUSSY
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he knocked out robocop? lol abus is dead
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I'm on my phone, what exactly happened?
Webm or something?

>tfw missing our on heems to please the woman
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>>145291565
Holloway
Chimaev
Rakic
Ige
Petrosyan
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>>145291696
>projecting
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If Bruno Hulk doesn't heem it's over for this shit card
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>>145291706
kwab
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>>145291711
water
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like a pancake
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>>145291705
I hope he goes to the apex and takes a lot of people with him (like Hunter or whichever big guy is there) when he does it
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contemplating going to the store to pick up something to eat but dont know what
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Khamzat is going to win by robbery decision, isn't he?
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>geekposting
We're so fucking back
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Abus bro we are so back aren't we
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>>145291711
Water and black coffee
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>>145291723
29-28 abus where he lands 33 strikes
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>>145291734
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>>145291706
Why doesn't he just...NOT be morbidly obese? He could be a pretty good 185lber.
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>>145291711
Alcohol is poison for the body and partying is poison for the soul.
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>>145291711
Ir is 9am b
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>>145291735
>>145291732
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This Brazilian dude has only 4 first round KOs I think this is gonna be good
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Abus should play into the meme and walk out to the GTA6 trailer song
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barnett reminds me of my friend, people love his fat persona and his goofy antics for all of 15 minutes before they realize he's annoying and retarded. i can only handle hanging out with him like once a year, im not sure why i still do it.
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>>145291756
Woah how enlightened dude, you must be a really cool guy regurgitating some wise shit that someone else said like that!
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When are fighters gonna learn to stop doing that jump and slam down on the mat warmup? This shit happens all the fucking time and countless injuries. lmao. I knew the second it happened that he was hurt the commentators are dumb as fuck.
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>>145291744
yes damn so true so true
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whittaker solved supersonic brunson, khamzat is fucked
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Post your walkout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100
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>>145291754
he'd be way too small for that. he either has to go full midget division or fat novelty and he made his choice.
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>>145291706
>domain expansion: leg explosion
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>>145291756
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>>145291653
poofta had a lime in the way
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs
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>>145291526
my sets for tonight
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>>145291774
>>145291744
du behöver medicin
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>>145291772
I made that up :D
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My sister sent me another selfie on the toilet.
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>>145291756
>>145291796
go fuck yourself
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3EbmeD9UY
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>>145291711
vodka
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>>145291743
>decision

khamzat doesn't last 5 rounds either he finishes or loses
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GERMAN MASTERCLASS INBOUND
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>>145291653
Based irish dragon having a sip of water
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMk6i7Q0k54
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>>145291804
She wants your meng
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aUaiI-Q5Xg
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>>145291806
You don't have to be rude
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Lealbros how did we lose a fight that we won 30-27 easily? Max is gonna get heemed on the scorecards tonight.
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anyone else had to verify an email address with 4chan or did i just get pwned?
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Need help from real ones
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>>145291794
>somalian pizza
Sorry I meant
>finnish pizza
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>>145291796
dra ĂĄt helvete
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>>145291756
but meth is like pushups for your brain
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>>145291776
https://youtu.be/-crgQGdpZR0?si=BZ77YZH-kC2o0MR3
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>>145291526
fucking hell its a puddle of fat
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>>145291794
say hi to edward dutton for me if you see him in helsinki b
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>>145291779
Which fighter would have the strongest domain expansion? Does it scale relative to aura?
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1st round Abus is a mf problem.
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>>145291834
kek
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>>145291826
so you're right and I'm wrong? FUCK. YOU.
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Hope Bruno KOs or Mohamed Ali is going to take it away from him.
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>>145291565
Max
Whittaker
Ankalaev
Ige
Shara
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>>145291826
>no underage qt psychopath ufc fighter gf to punch you in the face in the morning
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME PAT
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>when you've badly needed the big dump for 40 minutes, and you're finally home.
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>>145291565
Ilia Topuria
Khamzat Chimaev
Magomed Ankalaev
Lerone Murphy
Shara Magomedov
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>>145291839
0.6 aura correlation
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i'm pretty hungry.
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i'm not hungry
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY
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>>145291776


https://youtu.be/tAGnKpE4NCI?si=IBi-qx3XJdrQX_64
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Why didn't Dana dismiss Hadi for that atrocious card but he did it in Australia?
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based brazilbro walkout music
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>>145291565
Topuria
Chimaev
Ankalaev
Dannygay
Magomedov
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I'm making a turkey sandwich and waffle fries
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Decision merchants who are not goat fuckers are basically fucked, unless they finish, right?
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>>145291804
Post it here
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>>145291812
I could see a war ala khamzat vs burns where he gets the decision
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>>145291565
Topuria
Chimaev
Ankalaev
Murphy
Petrosyan
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>>145291862
>>145291869
Who was in the wrong here?
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A Bus > Ford Escort

Brunno gonna die here.
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>>145291246
Bum
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>>145291576
Wanted to say this but you jinxed it
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>>145291794
old pic
kys joonas
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>>145291776
addicted to this shit from ck3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx_cuGWmawI&pp=ygUOZ3JlZWsgZmlyZSBjazM%3D
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>>145291880
no goat fuckers here this is a german and a brazilian duking it out
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please first round hulk smash
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>>145291876
dana doesn't do anything, it's the commissions that handle it
there's no real commission i think in abu dhabi so nothing's gonna happen
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>>145291880
you aren't getting a win unless you heem. and there won't be no early stoppages in your favor either. gonna have to zeem or sleem
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i shit on abus
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>>145291845
I don't care if you drink my friend. Have a good evening :D
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7GC_TaJxMI
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you hear that?
we're underappreciating Abus
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Snape kills albus
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this thread is moving so fast no one will notice i'm gay
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I only watch the main card.
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It's da Bussy
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Khamzatbros...
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKVZrbitbd8
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you just gotta love abus
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Abus "Germany's best fighter lmao" Magomedov
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Abuschads are too strong for Brunocels
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I like how they still have to pretend that Bruno Silva isn't a turbo can who is well outside of the top 500 at 185 because he ass raped Pereira when Pereira was still an MMA noob.
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>>145291907
>there's no real commission
How do they sanction bouts then? Isn't that illegal?
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Feed him to abus
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i already knew you were a massive faggot tho
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>>145291565
Topuria
Chimaev
Ankalaev
Murphy
Magomedov
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>>145291924
you think that makes you special on /heem/? news flash it doesn't
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P69zsloIhl0
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tuned in just in time to see the Nigerian guy bonk the fat spinny Spaniard. have the other fights been good?
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>>145291915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53S_ZAvWT3o

New bo main theme kinda sick
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>>145291945
Illegal according to who b?
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>>145291934
Why would Allah do this?
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>>145291934
Another victim of the vax
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i dont like abu nurmagovomend
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>>145291934
>using modern medicine dark witchcraft to heal your child
inshallah khazmat you shall feel my shoe
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7y60493G8A
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i'm retarded
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someone tell Chris barnnet that yes you absolutely can be Athletic and fat at the same time, but the trade off Is that your joints are literally degrading everyday, another HW FATTY EXPOSED
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>>145291934
Health problems runs in the family
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>>145291934
main reason he has stopped being so cocky
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Abus looks more anabolic. He wins in round 1.
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>>145291959
the first fight was good but ended in a robbery
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>>145291934
what did khamzat do with his other kidney?
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Let's go, Abusoldiers
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>>145291934
this guy might have the worst genes in the world
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>>145291934
its over
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Does Sharat wear an eye patch when he fights?
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>>145291949
DISREGARD DISREAGRD DISREGARD I thought you were a faggot
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>>145291706
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>Nurmagomedov
Bruce?
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nurmagemedov? kek Bruce goofed
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>>145291986
its the inbreeding
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>>145291997
WE'RE SO BACK BARNETT BROS!
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>nurmagomedov

What?
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>>145291959
1 robbery
1 boring
1 so so
1 fat guy cracked his leg by himself
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HES A MIDGET
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>>145291986
They all inbred rats
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Lets go abus
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Wait they have ring girls here?
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>>145291956
bros how do I get asian gf when there is no asians in like 100km radius around me
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>>145291246
Fuck dana
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>>145291962
Well if there's no commission, how do they regulate decisions? Fighter pay, ensure that the rules are obeyed? I know it's a bit of a meme, but commissions in theory are supposed to minimise corruption. No commissions essentially means no oversight and they can do whatever they want which should be considered illegal as it opens the door to fight fixing.
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>>145292018
>girls
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>>145292013
heem midgey
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muslimbros...... why are we getting melanin mogged in every matchup?
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>>145292002
>>145292003
Them UAE Hoejabis got Bruce distracted
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>>145291934
Well that fucking sucks
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Here comes another brazza victory hahah
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>>145292022
come to australia
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>>145292022
just dont, they're a meme, even the best non-jungle monekey asians are boring as shit... enjoy your white girls lithu bro
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>>145291565
Ilia Topuria
Khamzat Chimaev
Magomed Ankalaev
Lerone Murphy
Shara Magomedov
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>>145291943
Wasnt he on a 6 fight win streak until the Pereria fight

Most fighters turn to shit after taking alot of damage in one fight like Weidman, Tony, Cerrone, Alvey, Mendes
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>>145292025
yes
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>>145291985
You ain't going anywhere if the Burno HulKnights don't allow you to
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>>145291794
I have the same chairs at the cottage
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shit fight
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OHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE FEINTING
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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shades of strickland vs costa
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>>145291776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C53QtZkwF8
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>>145291934
Inbreeding and the vax, Kumshots wife could be his sister for all we know
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Abus looks good
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>>145291826
id absolutely ruin this little slut with my BWC so she'd never be satisfied with pats little brown pecker ever again.. 8.5" x 7" if you were wondering
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>>145291794
>Drink named "Kurwa"
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>crowd starts chanting for public transportation
what?
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these guys are warriors it's like an aztec vs a mayan or a knight against another knight
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>>145292022
>has some of the best looking white women
>wants a pan face
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>>145292105
fuck you
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>>145292095
> Abus looks good
On a tree
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>>145292091
no, its just sweden harvesting immigrants organs. they do it everywhere (oh the poor child has an issue and we need to remove the organ)
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>>145291976
Yeah definitely noticed the change in attitude from him this week.
>>
acar
atrain
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>>145292115
k i s s i n g
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>>145292104
Ah yes, the retarded art critic.
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>every stream cuts back and shows old footage for 15 seconds twice a round
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>>145291956
how is holloways son blonde? is holloway half white?
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Not a huge fan of the new shorts. Animal print is lame
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THE REMATCH SEAN
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>>145291794
I have the same chairs in my winter house
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YAAAAAWN
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cut both these fighters
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this card sucks
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>15 sig strikes total
damn this card was way overhyped
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Abus is murdering this dude so far. He looking roided as fuck.
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>>145292133
https://www.vipbox.lc/mma/ufc-events-ufc-mma-ufc-ppv-1-live
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>>145292134
whole senpai got frosted tips b
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>>145292115
You're thinking of Cassius Clay
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this card fucking blows
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>>145292133
works on my machine, upgrade your shit sanjiook
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That was the shittiest round in the history of mma
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main card is good
prelim card sucks huge black balls
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Abus looks afraid of gassing
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>>145292109
Lithuanian women are insane, I used to be interested in one, she ended up having a mental breakdown, stabbing her sister with a fork and being put into social care
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Abus showing levels
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>>145292025
I'm not 100% on if there's a commission here, but in areas where they don't they sort of just self regulate. There might be certain people involved and maybe some people from an associated commission they work with but I think UFC in some places are free to assign the refs and stuff
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12pm UFC is so comfy
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Dat Bussy drippin
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>oil sheiks paid for this
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>>145292145
Main card will be a banger. TRUST!
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seriously. what the fuck happened that nowadays most fighters are faggots that don't throw
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>>145292145
Tell me, what was the last good Abu Shaubi card?
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abu looking JUICY
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>>145292168
hot
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my max is your warm up
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>>145292148
chad
>>145292163
shut it dagestani lover
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Will Whittaker get heemed
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE FAINTED
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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HHHEEEEEMMMMMM
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no wonder UFC is dying on its arse
shit fight after shit fight
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He's a WHAT?!?
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Have you ever been heem'd lads? What does it feel like?
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>>145291565
Topuria
Whittaker
Rakic
Ige
Armen
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>>145292191
>dagestani lover
I prefer K-1
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>>145292172
Problem is I get way too drunk trying to keep myself entertained before 12
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>knock a guy
>jump a guillotine
?
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>>145292206
You dont feel anything, you just wake up confused.
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Abuschads...
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of course the first guy to get rocked is our boy
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HEEM SOON
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abusbros.......
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>>145292206
my meng gets heemed on a daily basis
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>gets lite-heemed
>instinctively dives for the crotch
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Abitch Magomedshart sisters...
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Abus tanked that shit
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>>145292206
I wasn't out, I just got rocked bad.
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>>145292236
has some discipline you fucking pig
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would be a real brazilian moment if hulk loses this now
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Guys.. Holloway might legit be half white? His mother is the one with the native name, his dads name is mark Holloway..
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If you run to twitter to post your score of a round you just watched you're the biggest loser in the universe.
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10-9 Magomedov
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>>145292206
slipped on a wet rock and woke up with a bit of a pain in heda
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this messican is peaching him up
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>>145292206
I've only been rocked real badly. Ears ringing, whole vision starts shaking like when you are drunk and about to puke.
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now abus is thinking llike a dagestani
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Abus getting Abused...
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>>145292241
Yes?
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>>145292251
we gonna fine out tahnite
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>>145292251
i only respect people who are over 90% white
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brazzabros...
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ABUSSYsisters...
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>>145291565
Topuria
Whittaker
Rakic
Murphy
Shara
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>>145292206
I heemed myself once when I was younger, didn't feel like anything just woke up on the ground with my head hurting
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Abus with the Brendan Allenesque striking defense.
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>>145292259
without a doubt habibi inshallah
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Am I my brazzas keeper?
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10-8 unironically
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1st round abus - god tier
after 1st round abus- shit tier
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>>145292252
true
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Abus will be given this round on all 3 cards btw.
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Abus looking gassed
>>
kwabus
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>>145292288
Still here
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bribed judges gave the 2nd to abus
>>
classic abus
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Hadi Mohammad Ali scores this round 10-9 Abus
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1-1
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abu is the monkey from aladdin
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they were fucking
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>>145292295
how did you do it you silly goose
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>>145292288
Don't worry, the judges will still give him this round
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>>145292313
mashallah its a miracle
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Germanybros..... our best fighter is getting heemed in the third
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HEEEEEEEM COMING
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>>145292307
Yup. It's 20-18 Abus right now.
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if it goes to a decision abus finna win no matter what
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>>145292171
There does seem to be a few here from what I've glanced at, it would be weird if we didn't desu. I just don't trust the Middle East at all. Too many shady calls and shenanigans historically for me to believe they are legit and fair.
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>>145292318
K-1
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10-8 Abus, he's a beast
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All according to Abus keikaku
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God gave Abus a leaky gas tank to make it fair for everyone else.
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I hope hue heems this glass chin rat
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>>145292313
he landed takedowns, might even be a 10-8
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>>145291565
Topuria
Calmzhat
Ank
Murphy
Shara
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KWABo KWABeira is really KWABING KWABus KWABomedov.
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>>145292206
never ive got an elite chin
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why would you ever agree to fight in the middle east
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>>145292192
yes chimaev will ragdoll him. He ragdolled usman you think he wont take whittaker down lmao
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anybody with an acestream id?
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if this goes to the cards abus wins 30-27 btw
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>>145292356
With the old gloves this fight would've been over already
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>>145292368
yeah i got that
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>>145292368
You think it's 2016?
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>>145292342
Delimkhanov is a faggot and shit battlefield commander btw
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>>145292363
>tf
>tp
Don't put too much lime on the tacos
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r2 was good
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>>145292381
pls share
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>brazilians
>>
HEEEEMMMMMMM
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>>145292327
jumped head first in some wooden roof, woke up on the floor lol
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Bussy bros, judges will save us right?
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>>145292251
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>>145292328
Why do you guys keep losing to ex-USSR Muslims? Each time UFC books an Abu Schaubi show and want ex-USSR Muslims to win, they book them against Brazilians, what went wrong?!
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>>145292404
ahahhaha what a fucking retard
>>
Abus 30-27
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>Power Shart out of NOWHERE
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>>145292395
nah dont think so b
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did I miss anything good my heemggas?
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>>145291565
Holloway
Whittaker
Ankalaev
Murphy
Magomedov
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>>145292423
no
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>>145292423
0
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>>145292412
Awful tattoos, fake teeth, cosmetic surgery and steroids aren't cheap b
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>>145292412
Brazillians are the only ones dumb enough to accept fighting in Abbu Shaubbi
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>>145292423
only Hadi Mohammed Ali
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>>145292393
Abus won that exchange
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OOOOH ABUS WITH THE CROTCHSNIFFING
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ferreira has zero tdd. Till-esque
>>
KWAB
>>
KWAB
>>
RETARD REF the top of the head is legal for elbows.
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
GODBUS
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Fucking brazillian bum
>>
Nice gyno fag now sleep
>>
Brazilians literally can’t climb the iq wall
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>>145292424
yeah i'm gonna need the uncensored version
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY
BRAZZAS KEEP WINNING
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>>145292445
Retard eyes that wasn't the top of his head
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>>145292389
srs, in Terror and Carnifex shows could hardly even see the shots coming all landed clean
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nice he got the finish
>>
Abus Magomedovidov
>>
another abus heemsterpiece
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Oh fuck get got caught in the katagatami
>>
MARC GODDARD DISTRACTED HIM
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OOOOOOH ABUUUUUUUUUS
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Can't believe abussy managed a story win.
>>
ALHAMDULILLAH
>>
ferreira won the story
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Wow bruno sold so fucking bad. Negative fight IQ
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>>145292470
>>145292470
>>145292470
>>
Bruno Hulk bros, what went wrong?
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HUES GETTING KWABED TODAY
>>
Abus takes some abuse but proves he's still a boss
>>
stay positive bros
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Tony would have tanked that
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A BUSSY CAME
>>
ref fucked him
>>
TOTAL BRAZZA VICTORY
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
heem tappy
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Goddard is such a kwab
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>>145292472
I mean he is a hue
>>
Sick of these gay Abe Lincoln looking pussies diving for legs. Also of course Goddard had to refball for the muzzie like a quintessential Englishmen
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>>145292342
I think sometimes with things like hometown cooking it's often with incompetence
Because they're not the usual refs/judges, they get influenced by shit like the crowd noise and think strikes landed where they didn't etc.
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>>145292469
Nah he was winning the story but lost it at the last minute.
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>>145291565
Topurio
Chimaev
Rakic
Murphy
Shara
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BAKE A FUCKING NEW ONE
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im dying of cringe over here
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>whitaker
>landed over 1000 sig strikes, 5th most in UFC
>has never KO'ed anyone
pathetic
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>>145292206
>>
That nigga Spaniard killing Featherweight GOATs left and right with a hearing aid lmao



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