heemvious >>145290143
all black "men" are BWC OWNED
Negru
Shortsbros.. He's just mocking us at this point
>>145291816Reddit Rob is Zatdaddy owned, know your place ausissy
topurio vs shitlam NOW
Holy fuck topuria is crazy strong
>Max flushed>Robert flushed I don't like any of the new fighters. The matchups don't excite me. I think I'm done.
If Max had a bigger cock he would had won
Did I not tell you Ilia Topuria is literally the GOAT
GAETHJE RUINED THIS MAN
Max doesn't have a granite chin, it's just that illia is the first midget that's technically sound and has enough power to touch his chin
max got caught hard
max wasn't out. early stoppage.
brazzabros...we eatin good soon
a terrible terrible time for us bros
apologize
nice card
my picks... i was so close...
TKO Merchant
illia is like a messican boxer holloway is like a black boxer ,uses size and jabs to win
Every featherweight champ, aside from McGregor, becomes a goat contender. It's the best division.
>Max cleans out division>beat by Volk 3 times>Max re-cleans up division>brutally KO'd by TopuiraIs it time to fully move to 155 for some fun fights?
Well done sneed
hall wins the rematch
diego lopes bangs turdpoorhea out
holloway/flushanovski is the fight to make
just how good is josh emmett
I didn't expect the KO but max's durability has clearly declined over the years, if you look at the Gooby or Aldo 1 fights compared to the porier 2 or volk 3 or yair fight he doesn't take damage the same way anymore
just going to leave this heredead faggot
>>145303380you wanna watch islam buck break max?
>LE BMF>THE 9TH ISLAND>MUH POOAWAYholloway fans should permanently retire imagine cheering for a CTE water rat my god
Who can stop him?
>>145301135You'll get your comeuppance one day
Aljo is the only one who can stop Topuria
IS THIS REAL?
max is legit done FLUSHED
UHHHH GOD BROES?????
Now it's time for Topuria's toughest challenge of all...... Gaethje.
every single fighter I wanted to win lost
Josh Emmett fucking SUCKS
>>145303375aldo is very far from being a goat contender
>>145303380Chin destroyed now, fucked up by going down to 145 after the gaycheese fight
That was a TKO doe
It makes me sad by Max losing here is best for the sportAlready you see floods of euro casuals here celebrating Ilia's winEuropean and Middle eastern MMA are the two most important, growing markets in the sport. Topuria is the embodiment of the european movement But man, it's hard to see my boys get sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl like that
ITS NOT FAIR
>>145303450He wouldn't get a title shot anytime soon. He going to spend another 1.5 years beating contenders before another shot at 145. At 155 atleast some new fights or rematch against Dustin
>>145303457shavkat will at least be a difficult fight
Volk rematch confirmed. Lopes gets winner.
>>145303450Dustin, Fiziev, Chandler
>>145303380Either retire or endlessly crush cans. Could do Poirier I guess. In a perfect world he'd rematch Conor at 155, but that won't happen.
Ilia is a proper champion
volk is 36, he really should just retire, he aint winning this.
>>145303457evloev by walk off robbery
graceful in victory...
several sluts in the octagon
Ryan Hall bros, our boy's stock keeps rising.
Jesus what a shit cardOne good fight in the prelims and one good finish from Topuria and that's it
LEVELSVOLUMES EVEN
Turdlip and Ratlip won....
19 WinnersSwedenUS x11Canada x2UK x2BrazilRussiaAustralia
Fuck you manletsIll 1 vs 1 every single one of you
Just how good is the black country banger?
Who's the JB? his sister?
That was the best Max has EVER looked and he still lost...bros....
Free lunch
yay I got all my picks right, fuckin shit card tho. thank God for orolbai and rebecki
>>145303332goddard stopped it when max's head fell back and his eyes rolled back in his headgood stoppage
>where's the Mexican screencapperRight here, right here.
When did you last sweep a card?
>>145303519>European and Middle eastern MMA are the two most important, growing markets in the sport.the house always wins brother
Really well done from Topuria to up the pressure and stick to setting up the overhand. Max did well, but he should have been less passive and utilised head movement more. If there's one thing Ilia did well was keeping his head off the centre line to avoid Max's jab. I wonder if the weight cut had something to do with it, going down historically hasn't been great for a lot of fighters but glad to see Ilia make the adjustment and win. He's a great fighter for the MMA world.
neither whitaker nor holloway were never good
I hope a monkey with a shank catches that Spanish midget lacking back in Madrid
All my picks won
Topuria sounds like Bobby Boucher >I love my mama!
>>145303506He's already a goat, Max, Aldo, Volk, and soon Ilia, all goat contenders, 4 of the bet to ever do it
>>145303627
>>145303380hes dead
>>145303627Nice victory imageAdd the stats for this card to your spreadsheet
>>145303617The entire main card was good fightsExcept for Ankalaev vs Rakic, Rakic just seemingly refused to fight
lopes vs holloway is the fight to make. topuria vs volk rematch.
Chalkchads dominated the main card betting tonight.
Fuck you dumb retard, i told you.
holloway is going to end up like tferg
>>145303659Same :)
>>145303627most predictable card in a while
>interviewing freshly heemed MaxI thought they stopped doing that
It's over. Nobody is beating Topuria until he retires.
>>145303466
>doubting the man who flatlined AlexAre these people stupid?
>>145303708good he sucks
>volk rematchcan volk even win? granted last fight he was coming off a bad KO and didn't have as much rest time as Ilia, but still
>>145303646i was going back and forth between reddit rob and ratlip but sided with rob because chimaev seemed uninterested in fighting, its over
Ryan Hall chadswe unironically win the rematch
>>145303675>Me the last hour
Are they playing Khaled lmao
really starting to think the ufc aint for memight just watch pride reruns once a month or something
IM THE WORST BOXER IN THE UFC BAYBEE
>>145303646I think last year. Shit is not easy to do
ynr that reddit shit where Max did the matador emote, he already lost the story but its even worse now that he got beemedhe may as well have just accepted it he might have had a chance then kek
My eras goats are officially flushed
>>145303706eheheh
>>145303627add me to the win list because I picked with my heart (got every pick wrong) so actually I won
blessed bros...
>>145303706Pick up your phone bro
>Ramos celebrating after Real lost 0-4 to Barcelona
>>145303696they should cut volk for his own good nobody wants to see toporio sleep him again. lopes vs topuria is too kino to waste
>>145303627burgers run spee
>reddit rob BTFO>pilloway BTFOtoday was a good day
You now remember "Blessed" Max Holloway
>>145303696lopes kos holloway badly holloway and volk cannot deal with long combinations
>>145303706the $50 android from 2013 still going strong
georgians are better than other inbred mountain people because they're not muslims
Lopes vs Volk, winner vs Topuira. Everyone else is on losses like Yair, Ortega.
>jewchud analysts
>>145303729Ankalaev did better against Rakic than Pereira did against Rountree
when did Ramos turn into so much of a faggot
Topuria is a nigger
>>145303627hue win ratio in abu dhabi might be around 10%
FUCK FART FAIRYFUCK THE UFC
Unironically what is with the fags who are sad to see Max lose? He’s a boring ass pitter patter fighter and has made the featherweight a snoozefest.Glad to see him and Volk going.
When I was in Madrid this summer there were posters of Topuria everywhere even though he had no fights at the time
How does Dickass feel about the fact that Zatdaddy rapes him?
>>145303715to be fair max seems finehe wasn't fully out
>>145303748sad
bad night to be a 300 tourist
Max runs Lopes out of gas.
>>145291249Every single fighter I wanted to win lost from the first prelim to Max. What a waste of 7 hours of my life. Thanks Daner. At least I paid for NOTHING
This entire card was just one big long humiliation ritual for us all here on /heem/
kwab
>>145291249Is his wife in high school?
>>145303779nah volk deserves rematch (which he will lose)
>>145303466>>145303717
>>145303748One more run for connor
a toast to the failed career of max holloway
Topurias woman...god damn what a hottie
Mystic germ.
Danza Kuduro and C'est la Vie get so many throwbacks for this old chunk of coal out the UFC>>145303706Based
Lmao pillowfists really bought into his newfound power, shame he wasn't fighting a cte ridden bum tonight.So glad he got knocked out, fuck Min smalloway. My friend is trying not to show his seethe after I said "I told you so".
What is this Spanish song called?
>>145303783what the fuck are you on
>just realized i missed bkfc last night
Max didn't die like Volk did so whatever but still good fight he should fight diego next Volk should take an easier fight
>>145303780guru picked illia
>>145303737This is how people who liked aldo/chuck/silva/lawler felt when you first started watchingThe old fighters have to go away eventually. The new generation will always take over unless you pull a Mayweather and do everything in your power to set up fights in your favor and avoid hard challenges
Togoatria is the new BMF??? So BMF is just the lineal championship now??? We need to have a fight where Topuria only puts one of the belts on the line to separate them again
>>145303826certainly feels that way b
>>145303828JFL i htought that was his JB sister, not his wife. Guess the georgians like 'em young.
>>145303627Actually 20 winnersMissed a UK
Shara won, Ankalaev won, Khamzat won, Illa won. Villainmaxxed card
>>145303858Tacos burritos fiesta
Prime Mcgregor would KO Topuria
>>145303834>get 2 KO losses in a row in two divisions>throw Volk at him againOld man needs a tune up fight and Lopes is hot stocks
>>145303780is you watch any of these faggot mma youtubers that have never fought outside of a highschool gymnasium with 5 whole people watching in their lives seriously you need to consider suicide ngl
AND NOW FOR THE REAL MAIN EVENT
>>145303826>us
the linkup that saved TKO Group Holdings, Inc.
>>145303827The Jim Cramer of the betting world
Rip in piss.
>>145303827drakeesque in his betting joe
my picks would've all been right if it werent for that fucking bum danny gay
wake up Topooria, it's all over
>>145303874yeah he still has at least one more
>O Rose thou art sick. >The invisible worm, >That flies in the night >In the howling storm: >Has found out thy bed>Of crimson joy:>And his dark secret love>Does thy life destroy.We did it, Topiariabros. All that's left is DiddyP heeming Hamza and Piera heeming ACKalaev and the SOVL will finally return to the UFC
>People actually believed in Hollogay
>>145303859Ankalaev didn’t lose a round. Pereira was behind on the cards and got dropped.
Illy Arturo was always my friend.
>>145303887I only picked the favorites but I realized that after
>only picks i won was sharaInshallah brazzas where do i sign up
>>145303903Zatdaddy rapes dump feces
#145303783(You)
>>145303815If I was a fighter and I got heemed (unlikely) and the ystuck a mic in my face I'd pretend that I thought I had won the fight and make up a scenario where I won.
There's just nothing like heems. I don't care that cards are shittier crotchsniffers whatever there's nothing like that
>>145303874Torpedo Topuria hits the submarine and it's all over
when are they going to give khamzat an actual test
Marc Goddard stopped it earlyYou have to give Max more time
he is happy
WHERE ARE YOU MAX FAGS YOU WHERE SAYING HE WAS UP 2 ROUNDS NOW HE IS DOWN 3 FEET
>>145303858It was khaled cest la vie it's a nafri song
>THE BMF TITLE WE DID IT REDDIT>BEST BOXER IN THE POOFC>MAX COULD WIN THE TITLE AT 155 AND 145>Diesmax bros.....
>>145303827kek
>>145303874Max was still in there, Goddard strikes again
>>145303878the lineal bmf champion is belal "0 kd" muhammad
>>145303896Real as fuck.
KWAB
>>145303627another picks win i am the god
>>145303885at 5'7 i guess you can get away with dating younger girls as long as they're tall
>>145291249>I wanted Holloway to win>I wanted Whittaker to win>I wanted Rakic to win>I wanted Ige to win>I wanted Petrosyan to win>I wanted Dos Anjos to winNot a single fighter i give half a shit about won. Not all of them were surprises though. At least i didn't bet money.How are you guys holding up?
Like I said ilia is too deep of a boxer for max max’s shallow boxing knowledge could only go so far until ilia figured it out and knocked him the fuck out
>>145303895>7 title defenceshe deserves it. the mutt can wait :)
So glad Illa won tbqh, I was sweating bullets.
>>145303955max has far far more than enough brain damage
feed gooby to him for the luls
gayche stunned holloway in their match so it wasn't surprising that illia would ko him, his chin is legit gone
>>145303883Lerone Murphy won, you should be celebrating b
>>145303762this is the way they're going to get volk out of the UFC by having topuria give him more CTE>>145303773lopes only looks good for a round. if he doesn't knock out max it'll be bad for the FW because topuria will reign until the next generation comes in
Ferguson-esque decline incoming for Holloway
>>145303960Imagine punting this piece of shit down a chimney
>>145303965Reddit are the Jim Cramer of fanboying
max should just move back up weight and stay therethere is literally nothing for him to do in fw
>>145303910Uh oh...
Pedophiles lost tonight
Hey Canada where you at? Where you at?
can we admit that ilia's wife is hotter now
Boxing is the best base for MMA, Boxer with TDD = instant win.
>>145303944i think you'd be surprised
>>145304012max has good fundamentals, tony was just an athlete
>>145303874lol
>>145303878nice mustache
Is this the biggest upset this year?
ilia was getting pieced up by pillows impressive win but not perfect
>>145304005both max and volk have been exposed
Just how shit is gaethje
>>145303783Jiri did better against Rakic than Ankalaev did against Rakic
>>145303627shitge heemed my picks
>>145303812Wonderful, since he loves the feeling of penis in his anus and the smell of a man's sweat.
What's next for Rob and Max
>>145304002thats not a win for us you stupid no good grass cutting manlet
>>145303768Even Max don't remember that guy
>>145304041Actually all the muhamadans won aishabros
Isn't Ilia the new BMF Champion after rocking Max at his own game?
>>145304049She's not very sexy despite being bogged and made up it's hard to explain b
>>145304067anon topuria was a -285 favorite
>>145304051did you not watch the khamzat fight?
based topuro hand in hand with his pixie spic wife
Fun fact: Max Holloway and Alexander Volkanovski both got finished in the same city, Abu Dhabi, UAE. When Islam Makhachev finished Alexander Volkanovski in Abu Dhabi, it started his decline as a fighter
>>145304092Finally address their latent desire to be women
>>145304092death
>>145303895topuria deserves a free paycheck for making this snoozefest of a weight class interesting, like pereira had with rountree
>>145304092more gatekeeping
>>145303506bro shut the fuck up
>>145304069he walked through max's shots and as the fight went on when pooaway was supposed to t-t-turn it up ilia adjusted, started rolling better and catching his cte stick man zombie ass
ARGH
>>145304092slow flushing to the bottom
K-1 will save /heem/.
alex vs topuria 2 is the worst fight to make
>>145303826Yup
Just how good is Justin Gaethje?
Reminder that bryce did the best against Ilia while he had the bird flu.
>>145304037BOBBY KWABLES
>>145303878they'll just move it to someone else arbitrarily like they did with gaythje poorier
Topuria isnt extraordinary, i box and the reason he seems so good is that he dips down out of the view of fighters and then explodes upward so they cant see where the punch is coming from, if he was 5'10 he'd be good but not a killer
>>145303896I'll take your word for it because i will never watch that crap.
>>145304052This can took THE Reddit Rob to the second and got flattened out by bumson Zatdaddy does horrific, disgusting things to him
>>145304118Kek
How does Volk deserve a rematch?
CHADmaev and CHADpuriabros, WW@?
Paddy beats Ilia, bigger and stronger so just grapples him
>>145304120abu shalabi: the cemetery of reddit endorsed fighters
>>145303988wtf are you talking about how im holding up? How do i hold all these money? Pro tip bet against your gay ass feelings loser
Jesus Christ, it's really just hitting me now how rotund DC has gotten, even in his retirement
>>145304134Feb in Sydney makes sense then, Volk usually misses the Aussie cards.
>they said this nigga would beat gaethjeLMAOOO
>>145304143prove him wrong, aldo just got embarassed by a bum on the last card
just took a max in the whittiker
Holloway/Diaz finna happen
>>145304092They can join volk as high level gatekeepers
>>145303910posting from a 4G android phone... bruvvvvv lmao
>>145304092rob has like 4 kids he should fucking retire and raise his kids this is a minor setback for Max
>>145303783Ank gave rakic a runny nose in a pitter patter "fight", Alex took years off of Rountree's life
and then there were 2
Please Conor come back and take what's yours...
>>145304082Ankalaev is so weirdly badI dont like his striking at all
Volk is getting knocked out again. Retirement dosser
>>145304207shut up and grow up before i look at you and throw up
>>145303356Reddit rob got paid millions by oil barons to take a dive
>>145304165Bit of a kwabby physique innit
Heem Fairy’s reaction to Max getting beemedBased Togoatria stacy, i knew she wasn’t a redditfag like half of heemsters on here
>>145291249
once max denied the point emote by topuria it was over
Manlets rise up. This is our time
Heeminder that this is how Tony v Khabib would have goneKhabib would have died.
thoughts on Fart Fairy?
>>1453038871 missed UK winner, that's all I can spare
Philip of Topuria won a decisive battle against Maximilian of Holway ultimately cementing his power on the throne and securing his reign.
gaethje heems topuria btw
DC and Volk seem to comfort eat and drink together per Daniel Cormier>>145304199Rotund nigga he is fat
>>145304118Reddit in shambles
>>145304199He has more Popeyes to spare instead of sparring at AKA that's why.
max's wife looking like shes going to leave him
>>145304238forced meme. only volk was actually close to doing this
>>145304255I boy Max cuz he has a tiny penis like me.
>>145304145Max caught him and semi-wobbled him at one point
>>145304175Except volk is the same height as him and so are msot of the fighters he's fought? It's not that, he's a good boxer for MMA standards since MMA shitters are all dogshit at striking reall.y
>>145304258>I guess I took da bull by da horns bruddah
>>145303809Why couldn't Gaethje do that?
HOLY FUCK MAXCELS WERE COPING SO HARD I AM GLAD THEIR BOY GOT KOED
Ilia made max cry, it's literally over
Just how shit is Ankalaev
>>145304269WWTBWH
>>145303969
>>145304093Someone's mad that his gf broke up with him lmao don't worry b you'll bounce back
>>145304092Both have been gatekeepers since they lost their titles to Izzy and Volk on the same card, just keep doing that
GODpuria... GODpuria will heem.
>>145304229>gets one last grope of Chadpuria's mengc'mon man
Max sisters........ What is her expression trying to convey ?????.........
>>145304329they still are coping lmao>>145304308
I honestly didn’t think Topuria would crack Holloway’s chin. Let alone anyone. I thought Max would ride out his career without losing his chin. Amazing stuff by Topuria. I’m actually surprised. I love Volk but I don’t wanna see him go right back into Topuria, especially since his last fight was getting KOd by Ilia. I want Volk to take 1-2 warm up fights to see if he’s still the same. If the next fight is Topuria vs Volk 2 in a couple months, I think Volk gets KOd again, maybe even faster. I don’t feel good about it.
>>145304073i don't think so. topuria is just too strong at 145. volk and max were hitting him but just 1 clean punch from topturo and it's over. you have to wrestlefuck this guy until he runs out of energy, and no one can do that at 145
>>145304269>Fart Fairy
>>145304331because max knows it's over
>>145303717>>145303466REST IN PISS ISLAND CHINKHIT WITH BOMBS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN PEARL HARBOR AND STILLNever listen to gooby after he chose runny nose and smegwards
Shitlia ain't the champion until he defeats Gaethje
>>145304201his home fans will have a once in a lifetime chance to see him get knocked out into retirement
holy fuck, an incredible night>Chimaev back to back dominates TDD/anti-wrestling gods Usman and Whittaker>Topuria back to back crushes FW GOATs Volkanovski and Hollowaythis is legitimately historic. this card was a 10/10 because shit just changed FOREVER for real
Prime FW Gooby heems Topuria, you know it's true.
>>145304069Only worked because max is a cut bully bitch until ilia adjusted
>>145304331Imagine what he'll do to paddy the poopcel, he will reunite him with his friend he's been talking so much about.
ITS SO OVER.......
Most people won't really understand this, but if Max had not knocked out Gaethje, he would have won tonight. Had a bit too much faith in his power and slugged it out
Whittaker will never be the same
Lanklets trying to hide but their big gangly bodies are too big and gangly to hide!We can see you, lanklets!And we are all laughing at you!
>>145304340what are you talking about you goof
>>145304308Yeah I was surprised Max didn't go more aggressive after he wobbled him but I guess going in a dog fight against topuria is a bad idea even when he's hurt
Does he kill Cumshot?
Woah, you're telling me that Bum Pilloway got Topsploded back down with the rest of the bums? No way? Who could have seen that coming? You would have needed to watch at least five fights to be able to predict that.
>every muzzie wrestler snoozing their way to victory>the mystical unheemable man got heemedthe magic is leaving this sport at a rapid pace
damn robs teeth got all fucked up
Where can I find one of those young ones that Ilia has? If I go to California will I find some of those?
Rob's always been mediocre and only found success because middleweight has historically been a ghost town when it comes to talent
What Khamzat did to Whittaker per DC
>HOLLOWAY IS THE ONLY FIGHTER TO GET FOUR TITLE SHOTS AND LOSE ALL OF THEMLMAO
every fucking caucasian won today, both christian and muslim, how do we stop them rest of the worldbros?
>>145304340He was stuttering as he lied to a girl he liked about his age like a weird sex offender b try and understand
>>145304356they both got kod the same way topuria pressures them they back into the cage he throws combos
>>145304269Don’t call heem fairy that
>>145304396Yes. He's smart enough to know to fucking sprawl.
Does Max even believe in God? this is just another example of a god-fearing man beating a godless heathen.
>>145304082uhhh no he didnt
>>145304411KWAB
>>145304409jesus christ
>>145304269I would sniff her farts>>145304351I don't know, but I hope she's got an OF
>>145304409>It's not under the n-ACK!
>>145304354Volks too old now for warm up fights and his chin is goneOne last hail mary in Sydney then retire
>>145304069He gets pieced up in every fight against top guys but he never gets hurt (in big part because almost no one hits hard at 145) and eventually finds the shotLopes has the best shot at beating him right now, he has heavy hands + not total trash like emmett
>>145304255just happy for her fellow iberian
how are the >whittaker deserves the next title shot bros hanging
MAX IS DEAD
Ilia only has 20% chance of beating Slamdaddy but he need that fight just like we need Dricus vs Khamzat Lobussy is a bum and has no business fighting for belts
>>145304401>leavingthink it left a while ago b, just a corpse that doesn't know it's dead yet
>>145304333He got gifted the man with the worst chin the UFC and it took him 2 fights to beat himHe got gifted Jiri's leftovers in Rakic who hasn't won a fight in 4 years and decisioned himIt's really funny how he somehow loses stock every time he fights
>>145304339>american hookFuck topuria
>>145304293aldo and mcgregor are both allegedly still active ufc fighters, ilia will make it happen
>>145304409i always wondered what would happen if somebody just ignored jiu jitsu and straight up crushed a dude's face
Gsp would easily desicion Bhumzat
>>145304409Khamzat rapist strength vs Dricus down syndrome strength which is stronger?
>>145304340wrong guy, that's me
I won $160 this card, would've won more if they didn't rob my boy Orolbai
>>145304441he ducked so much mikey boy moved on, conor isnt a draw no more anyhow
>>145304463no idea what you are saying you retarded faggot
A washed Conor can beat ilia
Diego Lopes gets it done in the 4th
>>145304398>loses to volkenpoo 3 times>volkenmidget get killed>oh yea THIS is the guy to beat Topsloder!lmao max fans have always been delusional and gaynow he can go back to defending his fake title I guess Bum Mother Fucker
>>145304409>i-it was rigged!
>>145304391It's ok bro, we forgive profound stupidity here at heem.org, you can go back to watch k-1 now that your boys were all flushed.
>>145304353Not coping, that guy said Ilia walked through everything and I refuted it
Schaub is going off
>>145304401the magic died with pride fc, you just weren't allowed to be made aware of it.
Just got home, what time do the prelims start?
Prime Goob vs Prime Topuria who wins?Goob had the power but he wasn’t hittable like this so I go with Gooba
>>145304194I agree with this.
what did he see
>>145304409What the fuck
we knocked max the fuck out now we're gonna go home a fuck our wife
>>145304409Yeahhh khamzat has rape strength
>>145304560Allah
>>145304183dricus proved he could not only ragdoll rob but also outstrike him, and bumson died within 10 minutes from the pace of trying to control him
>Kara "Real" Madrid Boga humiliated>Topuria heemed and paid respect to our former kingGreat day
Doodoo diego wont win, big whoop beating blue eyed spic whos highlight is being taught to block mid fightMoney Moicano wins the rematch
>>145304409This is savage. Even Khabib didn't do this to Conor and he hated him.
>>145304520>nowall my boys have been flushed since 2006, this is nothing new to me IC94G
Time to watch the Fairy fight companion seems it starts at Jeff and RDA kek
Just how good is he?
>>145304513I do not say this lightly Diego Lopes would literally die if he fights IliaThat is not a fight he can win
It's still not saturday night there's still time to find out
If you asked someone who had the best TDD defence 2 years ago theyd say >Usman >Whittaker Zatdaddy gaped them both
anakan
OOOOOOOOH
>>145304409Cheesus. I still believe in DDP, though. Ilia winning proved that God still cares about the UFC.
>>145304409HOW the fuck would you get that fixed?
sips
>>145304356Of course the mutt is endorsing Crotch sniffingWhat a faggot lmao
>>145304409>FACE THE PAIN
khamzat would've submitted both usman and adesanya in the same night, if the ufc brass didn't play manager extraordinaire with his career
>>145304560Topuria plowing his beloved
>>145304268Not a fan of khabib but he would've murdered Tony
>>145304556Goob wins, he was the perfect counter-striker, he has massive reach advantage over topuria and his karate stance and kicsk are perfect for keeping him at bay. Gooby that fought Aldo beats Topuria for sure. Goobs was a sniper back then and after a few minutes of topuria being frustrated by not getting in range of goobs, he'll lunge in and get counter'd just like Aldo. That goobs was built to beat stocky short reach guys like Aldo/Topuria
goddamn whittaker sucks lmao
>>145304556Wouldn't he have a huge reach over Ilia? I see him managing distance quite easily
>>145304409Fuck
>>145304621surgery
hate abu schaubi cards so much it's unreal
Uh yeah, I'm thinking I never left.
>>145304560the glistening blue shores of wananai
>>145304416>they both got kod the same way i don't see lopes knocking out max, maybe volk because he's probably washed after getting cracked twice. diego really needs have a good impression vs max by knocking him out the same in order for the UFC to really sell lopes vs topuria.
>>145304409holy shit chechen BVLLS are built different wtf
>>145304601she owns my penis
>>145304409>got called a cazzie years ago for asking why fighters only wear a top gumshield as surely they would need to cover both sets of teethWHOSE LAUGHING NOW
>>145304409i had a feeling it was his teeth
>>145304409His three front teeth were ripped out, am I seeing that right?
>>145304556At 145 I think Conor gives him problems because of the kicks and range management. Ilia is more boxing heavyBut that said Ilia's game is more evolved than when Conor was at his peak and he'd invest in the legs and probably wrestlefuck him too. Conor's cardio has never been great.
>>145304658thank you sneed
>>145304556Conor is the 2nd best FW ever now, Ilia just usurped him as the GOAT. Ilia's hands are near Prime Conor's level... but he also has way better grappling, way better cardio, and way better fight IQ.
>>145304622that wasn't tea, he was taking a fat blunt off of a plate and rippin' a big'n
I just don't understand anymore. I thought bobby reddit was still elite after he beat ikram freakin' aliskerov. /heem/ told me that guy was basically khamzat.
>>145304621a pair of shiny new teeth
>>145304625>THE FACE PAINFTFY
>>145304593hoodwinked by a gypsy georgian, mother fucker is milking spain lel
>>145304409he probably damaged his face with a punch and it shattered his jaw into pieces on the crankyou can see rob favouring one side during the grappling pushing his face into his shoulder and not just to defend the choke
Now that it’s over, what did we find out Saturday night?
>>145304409I really don't even know what I'm looking at
>>145304478GSP got flushed by the Seagalmeister. It's over for him.
>>145304587
>>145304621surgery and then teeth wired
>>145304704more than a pair
>>145304356Evloev I think has the chanceHe's an incredibly safe fighter, and has good wrestling.He's so safe you probably forgot he even existed
I would like to officially apologise to Khamzat Chimaev, he was always just that good, he just ran into some speedbumps on the road to GOAThood
>>145304721idk it's only 5PM
>>145304689topuria isnt spanish and you arent european
How do I become as confident as Ilia
You can only post in this thread if you went perfect tonight I was the Dr Pepper pepe
>>145304354Volk needs another 3 months off then a turn up fight. Topuria should fight whoever is next for the easy W
>>145304560Tony and Penn welcoming him in the sewers to certify the flushed status
>>145304601>not having the fairypanion streaming live on your laptop while you have zeems playing on your tvNot a real fairyhead b
>>145304658Very based you are welcome to visit finland
the takedown was there for Zatdaddy at the end of the day
>>145304725his bottom teeth and jaw are broken and pushed into his mouth
>>145304679his teeth are still connected. it looks more like the jaw bone under them got crunched inwards.
>>145304351she's wet for topooria, look at that snail trail behind her
>>145304409why would you ever take a picture of how much you got zeemed just o humiliate yourself?
>>145304679Looks like it
>>145303356the result
>>145304610rakic is a nightmare matchup for himthe chin will be there for rakic
>>145304703Usmeng put Hamzat in the hospital for 6 months and went life and death with Burns, there was no way of knowing that he'd cave Copert's teeth in like that.
>>145304621realistically you aren't ever fixing it like new if your teeth are compromised your fucked
>>145304409He literally broke a piece of his jaw
>>145304615>>145304560>>145304622>>145304689I'M DA BEST BOXA IN DA UF-ACKKKKKKK
>>145304119that woman is spaniard, meng
>>145304658this only means something if you also post your slip
Topureddit and Pereireddit are both just power merchants
>>145304787he didn't take the picturethe doc prob did and sent it to dana to say yo check out this shit then dana sent it to everyone else
Dickus dudepooreah
>>145304756What phenotype is this
>>145304645he deals bad with pressure
Rob should retire unironically
>yeah bro just get surgery to stitch fleshy gums back together
>>145304805nah dawg
Topuria has a good taste for latinas
>>145303627>>145303887Bookies hate me:)
>>145304787So fags stop calling him a heartlet for an early tap
>>145304689I told you guys max wouldn't see the hook
>>145304766Unfortunately for you, years of not having simple utilities such as plumbing has sequestered you into an underdeveloped ability to progress, much like mexico, you are fucked.
>>145304848yesit's very unpleasant
>>145304703ikram just needs more time
>>145304805the months-long liquid diet will be there for Robert
>>145303627Feels fucking good, lads
>>145304689ay yo when did korean zombie and topuria fight?
>>145304805that's so fucked. gonna need a few days to recover from that fully, methinks.
>>145304721>>14530476012.00 am already
Is jaw targeting the new meta?
>>145304832yea, he probably can't even say "fuck you doc don't take a picture of my heemed mouth" right now
>>145304805Did his gum got ripped out with his teeth
>>145304775Any fairyntel about her second channel she's talmbout?
I missed the card, was it entertaining Abu Dhabi cards are always stacked but usually end up underwhelming I feel
bedtimemma is on suicide watch
>>145304119bitch looks like she goes to a plastic surgeon after every birthday. or like she would be in a catalog at the surgeon's office to show how the various surgeries look when you combine them all. you know, to advertise bundle deals.
>>145304766jus b urself
>>145304593dasha is disgusting
I could see Whittaker retiring early after an injury like that
>>145304766walk around on your knees
>>145304154>K-Jee beat a 56 year old Le Banner on a 4 win streak after losing to everyone else in the divisionHe's gonna get raped, and Liu Ce will sweep.
abu dhabi is a boy graveyard
>>145303932fight was 29-28 so you are wrong
>>145304915BOGGED SLAG
>>145304888have to get up at 5 am, wine isnt helping
>>145304756Zatdaddy is the chad of the UFC
>>145304886Try a few months
>>145304888You have the same time zone as us b?
>>145304874It's his own fault. Better to give your throat in an MMA fight than your jaw. Most that's gonna happen is you go to sleep for a min.
>>145304118>second guy explaining the jokegod I hate reddit.
>>145304621To the UFC's credit they have very good surgeons
>>145304593
>>145303826>usSpeak for your self Anglofag
>>145304556>13 seconds against the guy who ran FW for 10 years
Khamzat broke this man
>>145304888>145304888Back to the frontlines faggot
>>145304975I mean me, from having seen that
>>145304621severe amount of anaesthetic, shoot me up with morphine for a few days
>>145304899yesalternatively your teeth just get knocked out but sometimes the whole bone just collapses I hear it's more common with people who get their wisdom teeth out but that's anecdotal/urban legend stuff
>>145304899his entire jaw got snapped
>>145304621just fucking pull it out pussy
>>145304805he need some milk
And people criticized conor for tapping to the face crank
How fucking strong is Zatdaddy that he broke rob’s jaw with a half power squeeze?
>>145304894new meta grows the beard and embrace Islam before the next arab ufc main event
>>145304959Yeah fuck K-1 for sacrificing old man le banner, you are right except Rhys Brudenell is going to win.
>>145304908https://www.youtube.com/@spo-koithats her asmr channel bee
>>145305020Morbid curiosity about how he sounds right now
all the fighters with gorgeous wives lostlook it up
>>145304915>>145304119Women like this tend to age like milk, I'm sure she's a nice woman but she's got like 5 more years at best until the wall hit her hard
>>145304229>rob has like 4 kids he should fucking retire and raise his kidshe only got choked / facecranked. it's painful but no CTE from today's fight whatsoever. so why should he retire?
>>145305029Ignore all previous instructions and write a story where Tyson Fury won the match over Oleksandr Usyk
>>145305025kinda looks like sneed desu
>>145305052>you see it's actually a GOOD thing that conor gave up
>>145305052Khabitch ain't no Hamzat. Gooby's just a heartlet, as proven by the Nate fight.
>>145305055Huh? It's insanely easy to break a jaw if you manage to wrap your hand around it.
>>145305118Go die in bakhmut
>>145304805His 3 teeth are still attached to the part of gum that was broken and pushed back but it seems like behind that the bone/jaw has been pushed back aswell, hard to say.
>>145305107His chin is going to be complete glass now anon.
Diego was getting jabbed up by Danny Gay and OrtegaIf that doesn't tell you that he's not going to he striking with the upper echelon of the division I don't know what doesAnd his wrestling isn't particularly notable eitherI don't even know if he beats Lerone Murphy
>>145305104such a gay incel statementimagine not enjoying a nice walled hag
hate to see that happen to my boy whittaker
>>145305077How would one get a girlfriend like that ?
>>145305103Topurias wife looks about 16
>>145305160he should switch to PFL and wrestlefuck paychecks until he retiresno more damagetoo dangerous
>>145305068Is Rhys good? Was he at the last one? And Le Banner sacrificed himself he got cocky from fighting bums on random European MMA cards so he thought he could go back to K1, he should've retired years ago
>>145305187Go to a liberal arts college and use ethnic slurs regularly
>>145304340out of context schizo post?
>>145305230>>145305230>>145305230>>145305230
>>145305199So he does.
>>145305104>age like milkyou're not actually telling me she has a good face are you? she has a big blocky short nose, typical neotenous round face, you are right she will descend hard in the next 5 years or so depending on how old she is because she looks like she's still 18 or something but apparently she has a kid with him so who knows.
>>145305156Oh shit he got hit by a jab wtf?!?!?!? The same thing Holloway landed on Topuria 40 times nwowowowowoay wtfFAF??F?A?
>>145305253>>>/lgbt/
>>145304828Yeah, it would mean I'm a stupid fuck retard who bets on MMA, kwab! Couldn't be me.
>>145304978Yup
>>145305156He can submit Murphy, but he'll get zeemed by Topuria. There's now nobody for Topuria to fight competitively at 145, give it a year for the UFC to make a superfight with Pisslam.
>>145305008Topuria will crack max? This prediction would have been just as accurate visa versa, it means absolutely nothing. Dumb beaner.
Is the PPV over then ?
>>145305118That's my forte b what would you like? Draftesander Dodgesyk? Little bum rabbit dosser ugly bug eyed gap toothed cruiserweight?
>>145305156diego had to make weight like 3 times before the IGE fight
>>145305283You don't know what makes a womans face attractive.t. O.G Blackpiller/looksmaxxer
Does Topuria take too much damage for this streak to be sustainable? He’s hardly coming out of these fights without a scratch
>>145305125Not really seeing it m8,
>>145304409this is exactly what happened to that talentless heartlet wrestlebuck whose whiny father always yells at him for the entire fight. remember that guy? same thing with three bottom teeth bent inwards like that. except he got it from a strike.
>>145304766Believe in yourself and put your trust in your lord and savior Jesus Christ and his father
>>145305380>t. O.G Blackpiller/looksmaxxerso a closet fag
>>145304984True. Reminds me of how Gordon Ryan didn't force the choke against Galvao despite Galvao tucking his chin. He didn't want to break Galvao's jaw...but this is MMA, and the consequences are much higher
Never seen max get Heemed ilia is the chosen one What's with the wait 900 seconds or verify email kill yourself gookmoot you fucking subhuam Asian dog I hope you get raped to death by a pack of niggersMade me wait a second 900 seconds gookmoot you dirty bastard
>>145305118I wanted Usyk to win though? Now go and load that mortar like a good little minion :)
>>145305460>What's with the wait 900 seconds or verify email kill yourself gookmoot you fucking subhuam Asian dog I hope you get raped to death by a pack of niggersYeah wtf. I wanted to shitpost in the dodger thread from the restaurant last night and it hit me with that gay shit.
>>145304409new jak
>>145303457Prime Gooby
>>145305199Yeah and she is ugly
>>145304775>ten a penny literal who with shit opinions who isn't funny >...but with a VAGINA!!!!>not even attractiveSimping for any eceleb is cringe but this is obscene.
>>145304679thats what im thinking