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Islanders
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Go Bruins!
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seattle kraken.
that's it. that's the post.
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>>145294139
just terrible
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/playoffsbound/
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Blue Jackets
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>>145294155
>body and face like a 55 years old
>voice like a 15 year old
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Isle Clubbies
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>>145294173
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its a pleasure to spend a saturday night with hockeys finest, /hoc/
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there's a /pol/ swede and there's a muslim swede, i don't know which one i dislike more
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What is the el clasico of nhl
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>>145294267
Jen :)
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>>145294267
brown sports coat
beige lace briefs
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>>145294310
Isn't that guy in Mexico saving orphaned Mexican orphans from Mexico?
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>>145294310
Blue Jackets vs Sharks
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>>145294173
I hope tonight's game is a lot of fun for both teams' fans.
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>>145294310
boston/montreal
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The best teams in the NHL right now are known for the lack of swedes on the roster:

Carolina
NY Rangers
Winnipeg
Dallas
Colorado
Utah

If you wanna win, you have to kick out the swedes
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>>145294169
okay I shut them down, what do?

The leafs have Marner, Matthews, Nylander, Tavares and Reilly, they should be better than 4-4-0
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>>145294267
Jen has allsorts of interesting analysis to offer.
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>>145294343
Wrong she's wearing a pair of these babies, and they're buried deep in her hot wet honeypot and drawn tight against her tight puckered asshole.
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what if i wanted to break laugh it all off in your face
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>>145294260
he much does he squat?
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>>145294411
>The best teams in the NHL right now
>>145294411
>Carolina
>NY Rangers
>Winnipeg
>Dallas
>Colorado
>Utah
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>>145294310
previously caps vs pens
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>>145294310
salt lake vs denver probably
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Lets Go Red Wongs
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>>145294267
We enjoy your company :)
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>>145294441
Who knows. It looks bizarre though. Extremely overdeveloped vastus lateralis and not as big vastus medialis
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why is detroit so bad at getting shots???
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>>145294642
they aim sideways.
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i pee sideways
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>>145294375
I hope my bruins get their act together
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>>145294724
your mom's sideways
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>>145294607
I have no idea what you're saying since /fit/ doesn't use those terms
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>>145294724
no shit, you're chinease
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vastus DEEZ
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>>145294724
There's something wrong with your urethra
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>flames schizo is back
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you're an ethra
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i've been peeing out of my ass all day
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Tonight's the final barbecue of the season
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>>145294858
put on a wiener for me
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more like chris osbad
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>>145294852
you have diarrhea
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Ive been not asking all day
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>>145294976
just like my islanders
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Ron "Pull Dick" Tugnut
Ryan "Tells Joke" Getzlaf
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it's diarrhœa*
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>>145294267
'mirin jen's neck
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>>145295038
i don't get that gourmet shit.
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>clubbies lost
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those dabres baseball coats look pretty neat :-D
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Elias Lindholm of Boston is giving swedes a bad name. He is so washed it's beyong belief
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I'm hearing Kraken will be winning tonight.
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>>145295124
gonna need a source on that
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>>145295124
/our kens/ win every game even when they don't score the most goals
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muhammed still babbling about swedes being bad, just shut the fuck up
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For me it's Crosby, the player most deserving of the Selke
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>>145295168
all those rangers in the top right...
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>>145295124
You heard right
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>>145295187
My guess is Panarin, Lafreniere, Chytil and Fox
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>offence
>defence
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>>145295206
what happens there? only thing i know about washington state is that one tom hanks movie
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>>145295270
>coast
Wet San Francisco

>inland
The good part
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Meme offensemen skew the advanced retard stats. That's why /hoc/ faggots love 'em, especially leafs, who also fugg doggos.
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>>145295270
mountains
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>>145294737
That shove was unnecessary. He should be fined or fired or something for that. The (((bank))) should take his house and freeze his accounts and he should be forced to live on the streets for the rest of his life. Or be put in prison. That shove was a crime against humanity that was.
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>>145294737
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free nhl trading cards?
i want some!
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IT WAS IN
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>>145295576
open your eyes chang.
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>>145295270
It's a park next to the monorail, space needle, theaters, museum of pop culture, and the kraken arena, among other things. Lots of things happen there, especially on nice days during the summer people will take their families to run in the fountain which was built for the Worlds Fair in 1962.
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>yzerman
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I'm out.
I'm out of gook moots jail
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do the wild come back and win the trap game?
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>>145295640
i hope you learned your lesson, anon
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>>145295664
hahahaha
how did this happen
LMFAO
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>>145295635
would have zero cups without Lidström. Everybody says he was a choking point merchant and then decided to become a great two-way player and won two cups in a row, but the reality is that Yzerclown would've been a perpetual loser without Lidström.
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kuch was a once in a lifetime find for a gm
stevie cant recreate his magic
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the swede is delusional
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>>145295747
wild were sleeping the first 5 minutes
been kinda dominating since
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How we can solve the Swedish problem
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>>145295925
half to norway, half to finland
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>>145295758
>WHO'S THE BEST I OFTEN PONDER
>RIGHT NOW IT'S STEVIE WONDER
>LET'S GO
>LET'S GO
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My penguins ):
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>>145295758
Lidstrom was on the wings for all the major chokes. the only major player who wasn't was shanahan
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>>145295925
Finnoswedes need to colonize Sweden
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are /hoc/tards really so delusional they think trump is going to save their league and do anything other than ruining their country even more?
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jesus christ buffalel that was pathetic
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>>145295961
PROBERT PROBERT WHAT A MAN WHEN YOU SEE HIM ITS WHAM BAM
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>>145296154
hot
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My red wongs
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what happen
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bros we exchanged carter hart for that fraud michkov?
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Really want to watch CHI - DAL tonight
but it's 3am loloo
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if only gary wasn't born jewish....
he'd never get into power and wouldn't destroy my team...
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>>145296260
bro i'd gladly take michkov
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>>145296264
Go to sleep if you’re tired Pekka. Next week is the Tampere game
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Flyers goaltending is the worst in the metro.
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remember when we paid billion dollars for a meme russian goalie?
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>rags
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>>145296166
At this point I’m praying to survive the civil war and find a nice Balkanized state
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>>145296353
no way bro we're so much worse also the flyers have michkov bro
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>>145296046
Everything is Erik Karlsson's fault. He needs to be traded.
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I'm writing in wendel clark on the next election
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Is Texas chainsaw massage good? The local theatre is showing it tomorrow
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>michkov goal
first of many bros. the michkov dynasty is real
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>>145296324
yes
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try to meme some more about michkov, bros
that way he will score more
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>>145296428
I’m voting for Kanye again
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>>145296428
Canada doesn't have elections. Well, not until Trudeau dies anyway.
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>no effort to start the games
>Marner not on 3rd line with Tavares
>PP the same shit
>Matthews on the PK
>Nylander not in the press box

is this Gary's humiliation ritual at it again to destroy the legacy of another old school coach or something? didn't think Berube would be neutered this early. Keefe was more than efficient at tucking his dick between his legs and keeping it there all year.
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>Sad pepe faggot posting
falseflag better
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>>145296551
cope the filthy frog false flag is iconic
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>>145296541
Maybe keefe wasnt the fucking problem, and maybe overpaying Tavares was the issue, you dumb fuck
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>>145296517
isn't mr beast running then?
Mr Beast vs Mark Cuban could be cool
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thought Zetterberg was the one doing the carrying
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>>145296471
If Wild lose this game everything is Brodin's, Johansson's, Eriksson Ek's, Ohgren's and Gustavsson's fault.
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is anything better than cute girl hockey
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>>145296407
No one will take that shit contract
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>>145296743
yet the Penguins did
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>>145296741
Masculine men hockey
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>>145296741
kill kill fuck
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>>145296609
retard i know the players are overpaid nothing is changing that so you go to a new voice one with success before you blow it up but Toronto is defacto cash cow are they really going to blow it up or tarnish Berubes legacy? Craig needs to bite the bullet and call them 'faggots' and get temporarily cancelled right now so he can go back to coaching a real team in a year.
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>>145296806
Which one would you marry?
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HE CAN DANGLE HE CAN SCORE
WHO ELSE? BOBBY ORRRRRR
LET'S GOOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOO
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It's the most flyers thing that the moment they get a good Goalie in Carter Hart, the offense ceases to exist, and the moment he turns into a rapist and can no longer play hockey, the Flyers get an elite offensive player
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quite the game we got here in the great city of buffalo, new york
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>>145296939
Its the most flyers thing that the flyers don't have a fanbase still and I forget philly even has a hockey team
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>>145295758
Berggren is a soft pusy who will be playing in the chink league soon under the jersey name "Hu Da Phagg"
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>>145296965
they're so bad
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>>145296969
This is what happens when the Flyers spent nearly 2 decades trying to retool a loser rather than tearing it down. It's gonna take at least one deep playoff run for Flyers fans to come back
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>>145296917
Taryn
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>>145296917
Savannah Norcross but I think she likes girls (female)
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Garylona is playing tonight
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goddess ashley with a blue collar assist
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>>145296937
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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Israel should attack Toronto
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My oilers are back to being elite and /hoc/ can’t handle it. Stunning star of last night? Elite 3rd pairing d man and local product Brett kulak was 21-2 on the corskis.
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Flames and Islanders
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>>145297288
ChatGPT comment
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>>145297270
this so so much
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>>145297270
iran should nuke montreal, i believe it is full of jews
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>>145297288
All leaf teams suck cock, but soilers have made it into an art form. Laffs are even jealous and want the crown back. The queen's order of the sucked cock, very prestigious you know.
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My Flyers have 6 shots in 2 periods
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not comfortable with this anti-canadian rhetoric
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You don’t just let a guy like kylington walk. Why did the city of Calgary try and take advantage of him?
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your team is good if bouveng is 2nd line
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>>145297426
Keep seething. The parade is planned, fat boy
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>>145297460
Unbelievably based
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>>145297466
Ok I'll stop, you cunt(generic).
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Wild are going to the playoffs this year?
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>>145296517
Kanye would get nitrous legalized
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>tfw it's a Wild/Blue Jackets SC
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>>145297548
It’s too early to tell. Let’s discuss the topic again after 20 games
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd6zTuklghY&ab_channel=mussic4uu

Best hockey pump up song
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>>145297548
they're probably first or second in the central
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nothing personnel against the los angeles kings, I just don't want to watch another playoff series with that team in it, possibly ever
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>>145297777
Checked
For me it was listening to all star before every game in high school
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>>145297777
maybe on planet retard
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>>145296787
Because Dubas is a retard
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>>145297899
Thank you Gary
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>>145297777
Baby I'm Howlin For You
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No one's left on the Gus Bus now
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>>145297777
not even a top 3 song on the record
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>>145298115
Which ones do you prefer?
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Joey is in net again tonight, hopefully he can have a bounce back game and get the W tonight.
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>5 goals on 15 shots
Mild pedos wtf the flyers are a lottery team that can’t score.
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>>145298027
>passes you the aux cord
Play your pump up jam
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>>145298168
Mirin’
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>>145298168
cringe wrestlefag
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>>145297777
now i am bummed i don't have my playlists from 2005
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>>145298168
he's so handsim
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>>145298167
for me top three are prolly a praise chorus, hear you me, and if you don't, don't
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ugly game, just atrocious.
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>>145298168
I look like this
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gary said
>inflate the scoring for the early game
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>>145298528
What’s your chest routine?
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>>145298676
he takin a shit
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>>145298247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4
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>>145298622
push up every time my habs score a ppg
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>>145298329
It’s never too late to make a playlist of your favorite music from high school
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>>145298688
>a Moose sized Marner
call emergency services and hazmat
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my moosheads |-k-|
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>leading 4-3
>7 minutes left in the 3rd
>half of the lower bowl is empty
dang
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>>145298792
what? Halifax isn't playing till four, Manitoba Moose is on currently
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Finland always beats Sweden
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>>145298738
Jen
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post pretenders, i'll start
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>>145298920
you're gonna have to explain this one
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Found a dykepuck player who plays defense but also takes their faceoffs, not sure what that's about
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minor league teams still employ that 2002 production and i sometimes shake my head in horror realizing it is only a matter of time before they take that from us
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Really in the mood for a shit game for retards tonight
Anyone have any suggestions?
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>the city of Saint Paul
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>>145298878
Nice try
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>>145299119
Definitely not the Leafs game against Boston.
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>>145299119
Laffs vs Ruins will be fun
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>>145299163
raped
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>>145298994
she probably muscles girls away on the faceoff and is too slow for offense
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>>145299185
>my gay swedish broadcast switches from the based flyers broadcast after 1st period to the gay Shitesota broadcast
>The gay commentators spend all their times complaining about the refs
Feels good these faggots are getting blown out

>mild
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Why are goalies so shit this year?
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lmao what a sequence

>patrick kang
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>>145299263
leafs are an obvious win. i'll probably bet $4 on them
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Nice shot block by that manlet on Kane
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>ml wild
>ml red wings
ngmi
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stephen iserman
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>>145299364
all the good ones gets false rape accusations
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will be so funny when montfaggery gets fired

>players coach
kek
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My wingies are fucking dogshit
Another year with no playoffs
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he knows the end is near
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>>145299395
encore tony
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>>145299443
The real question is whether he will start drinking again
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i would never hire someone this bald to coach an NHL team
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>>145299443
What are the odds that he relapses?
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What's the meta on streaming sites for hockey? Onhockey is fucking dogshit ever since they changed and doesn't work half of the time. And when it does it's often laggy as shit
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>>145298920
bro we're all pretending we're not scared of michkov
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Utah will rape LA Kings soon
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I hope the Bruins hire Babcock after they fire Montgomery
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>>145299386
nah script says this year Leafs are digging themselves into an early hole ala 2019 Blues and then make a comeback in the 2nd half squeaking into a wild card and going to the Conference final which is as good as a Cup for the Leafs market
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>>145299641
are the kings utah's biggest rival?
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>>145299548
he probably already is
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>>145299772
Even Bruce knew the bruins were a lost cause
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>>145299473
Kane made a mess of the locker room
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>>145296741
you gonna post the cute girls or..? lol
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>>145300000
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>>145299743
Nah Colorado is
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LA fags are next level delusional
>UHHH ARE WE THE BIGGEST RIVAL OF A RANDOM MOUNTAIN CITY? CHECK OUT MY DOYERS HAT WITH THE TAGS STILL ON
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>>145299844
I make a mess of yer mom.
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>>145299641
true. kangz suck
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>>145300134
damn. i'm gonna miss the kings/yotes kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px6KeQFlYqk
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Larkin is probably the 32 ranked 1C in the NHL. Would be a great 2C.
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>>145299364
pads got nerfed
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why isn't this gay utah game on espn+?
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>>145300744
it is on it tho
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>>145300801
>>145300744
nevermind. they included utah in my blackout area lel. fuck you gary
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why is it so quiet in LA, its eerie

>>145300894
>he pays to watch hockey
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should i watch Utah or goddess ashley

not sure how they get people to be announcers for these obscure games like cornell v ohio state
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this is the first time watching a clubbies game.
it's a special moment for me
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>>145301339
bald coaches are not doing well this year
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>>145301304
>Canes
based. best chicken place
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>>145301501
Ahem...
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>>145301675
That blur effect made me think I was having a stroke
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*boards you*
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>>145301628
I like you Sabresbro but beating the >wangs is nothing to be hyped up about
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Almost time for church
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Morgan Rielly - Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Chris Tanev - Jake McCabe
Simon Benoit - Phil Myers
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>>145302048
What AHL team does this squad belong to?
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>accidentally liked a post of a women's hockey d1 player

hopefully i dont get sued
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Been a lifelong Utah Hockey Club fan since I was 17
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coward reffie should have called a ps
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that was not a penalty by utah. weak call
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>>145302201
30+, scram
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>>145301675
Grim defense.
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I honestly don’t even hate the Matt Martin signing. Guy is cooked, but if we are being completely honest, the Isles aren’t a real threat this year, and doing right by your guys is a nice symbol for the team and could be seen as a goodwill gesture to entice other players to stay/come to the island.

Play the man his 7 minutes for 45 games, let him get his inflated hit numbers and then let him ride off into the sunset.
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>Woll-Stolarz
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>>145302146
Marlies
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>>145301891
Dangerous ballet classes at the University of Maine
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if im not dating an NCAA d1 women's hockey player by the end of this year, im going to kms
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Berube just needs more time, to figure out how >laffs core operates.
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>>145303111
There's already a controversy going on because he yelled at Matthews on the bench. It's only a matter of time.
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>>145303220
KWAB
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>>145303220
He better be careful, or marnerjeet will starting throwing his gloves.
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Havent played a hockey vidya in a long time. Downloading NHL 24 rn because of game pass. Am I in for a shit time?
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>>145303111
it's true growing pains for this core right now but i have faith. they are too talented to not work through it.
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>>145303645
the 4 guys i know that play it do so everyday religiously and haven't touched a woman since 2020
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>>145303673
Yeah, I mean, they got all the snot anybody could ask for, so it'll come around eventually. Chief just needs to shut up and pay attention.
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>scoreless draw
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>>145303916
oh goodness...
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Chilly Easter Evening of 2022
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>>145303220
Montgomery yelled at and physically abused Marchand, and Craig yelled at Matthews. Today's coaches don't respect their stars.
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im from /pw/
is there a kevin nash of hockey??
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>>145304024
raped retard
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>>145303868
really enjoyed those jerseys. the bold retro slurps back around to futuristic and fresh.. Beiber is supposedly important for the spiritual growth of Matthews which inspired his allstar 70 goal campaign. Berube is an twisted atheist boomer relic.
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>>145304150
steve nash
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>>145304150
Sheldon Kennedy
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Still here game in 3h
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>>145304150
There's Riley Nash.
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>>145304150
this milly it's the stars KWAB
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slapped down a cheeky fiver for the flims to lose tonight
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bros why did we have to get a hockey team as soon as michkov joins the league? he's going to take all of the fun away from it bros
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> GM Lou Lamoriello:

>-Engvall being sent to Bridgeport was 100% a wake-up call

You signed him for 7 years and in year 1 he needs a wake up call? Call Bernie Madoff, another elderly man just got swindled
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>>145304235
With you brother can only add &%=÷==+](*>_‐@!!×123470098)`~\|€£¥₩■○•¿¡》¤:;,($
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>>145304684
KEK
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>>145304665
All traitors will hang.
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>>145304686
Engvall doesn't need a wakeup call. He's so tall he can always see the sun, so he's always awake.
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>scoreless, after all this time
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>sports betting

good goy...be sure to buy a jersey with your winnings!
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guys i can't remember how this episode ended and resolved...
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remember the she rides video by danzig that shit rules
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>>145304684
kinda feels like we dodged a bullet bro
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KANGZ
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>>145304933
Turns out Maggie did it.
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I can watch this shit game or get some yard work done. It's -135 or +120. Who you got?
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It's over.
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>>145305037
get work, you lazy asshole
>no hockey till you mow your yard and maybe do some trimming and rake and stuff
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4/17/22
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What will Utah's name going to be next season? Dubs will confirm
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>get to work
[nvrmnd]
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>TBG calling anyone lazy
Kek. Lmao even
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>>145305288
the Utah Mammoth
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>>145305288
utah faggots
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>>145305288
Utah Hockey Dubs
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>>145305288
Hockey Club
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>>145305288
utah coyotes
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>>145305288
my dubbies :)
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>>145305288
Benis :DDD
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utah, only team in nhl without a team logo
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>Utah HC
Gary begs you to reconsider
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>>145305288
Utah Crackers
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>>145305501
That's cool they have super slow mo replay for a college broadcast.
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>>145305288
Utah thunderock rapists
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>most dangerous lead in LA
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>>145305288
Utah Red Pills
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>2tah
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my clubbies :(
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>>145305288
Utah Honeydrippers
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kopy just passed beliveau wew
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call the clubbies one more time
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>>145305288
Utah Lynxes
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>>145305764
big sneeze comin up
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>>145305288
Quebec Nordiques
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>>145305288
no one got it yet, sad
utah vipers btw
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>>145305288
Utah Hoc Brahs
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>>145305288
Utah Bimbos
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faggot league
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the coyotes would be winning...
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do the pro players really get daily massages from men?
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>>145305288
The Calgary Flames
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stuck at work for two more hours
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>>145305288
Utah BBC Sissies
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didn't ask for two more hours
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>>145306016
That name is taken dummkopf.
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>>145306321
I did.
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Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of this
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>>145305288
Utah Groom
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>>145306513
Already? Time sure flies huh?
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tonight will be a rare three screen night
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c-checked.
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>>145306666
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>>145306666
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>>145306513
tasteless
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>>145306564
Yeah
>>145306715
Don’t kill people
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>>145306513
Is this why copeitar wears a neckguard? I thought he was just a huge bitch
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>>145306768
Totally natural body movement after a missed check btw
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JLMI
>scoreless draw
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>>145302201
boomer site newfag
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>>145307026
What's a Bislander?
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>>145307078
Your Mother
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>>145307130
I won't stand for this mom-slander.
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>>145306666
based
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>>145305288
the Salt Lake City Tabernacle Choir
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>>145307169
Everyone knows that canadians have 2 fathers. Hence the autism.
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>>145307169
Your Mom stood for it...
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>>145305288
Yeti
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>>145307259
I recognize the tranny, but who's the Mexican?
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>>145307370
Lou should send himself to the AHL
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>>145307398
That would involve him waking up himself, which would be absurd
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>>145307435
Jen!!
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>>145307435
Lou is absurd, which means this might be the only hope
>Think about it, it's got all the right movie magic elements right in there
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>>145307370
Wouldn't healthy scratch be a better wake-up call. Engvall is better than most of the AHL. He's probably going to have a lot of fun.
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The kings would be winning this by 2-1 if they kept PLD
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>everybody was kung fu fighting
>those gibs were fast as lightning
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MOVIE IDEA

MIGHTY DUCKS 4: ADVENTURES ON LOU'S ISLAND
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made a stone cold killer egg wrap for the Laffs game
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The Utah funny jokes :)
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>>145305288
>utterly dubless replies

hockey club confirmed
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>>145307645
pics pls :)
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>>145307684
this
cursed team becomes more cursed
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>>145305288
didn't the yeti get confirmed the other day?
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Flames chads, it’s our year
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>>145307693
too late. maybe a pic later of the Marner it transmutes into :0
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my clubbies!! :)
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LET'S GO CLUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>145307737
el bebedor de petróleo ....
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>>145307645
It's going to get pretty cold.
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I wonder if Lamoureux is related to Lou Lamoriello.
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LET'S GO CLUBSIES! :)
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>>145307813
>guy makes a stone-cold omelette
>worried it's gonna get colder
You got one of those old-timey photo cameras that take several minutes to use??? those are neat, my family and I got one of those Old Tymey photos with us all dressed up old-timey and stuff.. fun stuff....
>
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Me oilers will be ending the experiment that is the yzerplan tomorrow
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>>145294173
Gearin up for my Broons! (:
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>>145307913
think barfalo took care of that today
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>Senaturds
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>>145307899
I pay the illegitimate artistic son of the Lord of the next manor over to paint portraits.
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>>145307998
his story checks out
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The Islanders signed Matt Martin back
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>>145307925
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>>145307510
I think he had like one point and it was a goal. Bridgeport is genuinely a bad AHL team and poor sap there is fucked
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>>145294173
>>145307429
>>145307925
You already know broon chads
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>>145308039
https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/new-york-islanders/latest-news/matt-martin-lou-lamoriello-new-york-islanders-nhl-contract-pto
and we're just thrilled about it
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Satan Wins
sorry, Utah
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THe Dallas stars are just not an impressive hockey club
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my raggies play soon :)
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>>145308156
They were playing the kings, not the devils.
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MY KINGSIES
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Sorry hockey club but my kingies are just too powerful
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I can't believe the biggest game of the season thus far is less than 18 minutes away.
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>>145308178
what's your point?
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>>145308209
Kings are God's elect.
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>>145308201
Yeah the panthers v islanders game will be sick
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which game are we watching next, /hoc/? :)
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>>145308229
elected to suck lol
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>>145308239
Everyone is watching the Leafs vs Bruins.
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>>145308229
this sounds like a personal thing between you and Your King, Mahplestahn
>Sultan? the Caliphate of Maplestahn
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>>145307913

>Time for your own regular experiment, Samir.
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Why are flames and winnipeg playing so early. Does Gary hate Calgarians?
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QUIET! ALL OF YOU.

Canada's team is about to play...
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>Southern Alberta
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>NHL’s ‘Frozen Frenzy’ draws lackluster audience on ESPN
>ESPN's tripleheader averaged just 381,000 viewers, down 11% from last year
Lmao, absolutely pathetic, the cats cup will go down as the most inconsequential in history. Bravo gary
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>>145308297
all part of the prairie retard festival
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>>145308297
He wants to quietly sweep this game under the rug.
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>>145308341
maybe they shouldn't have done it on a fucking tuesday
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>lafftard stealing gimmicks
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>>145308341
If you think its because of Florida and not because the NHL decided it was a great idea to air it on the same fucking day as the NBA's season opening, you're a moron. you're equally a moron if you think this is good for the first few games of the season, and not when there are important playoff chases in march or april.
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>>145308341
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Marty st lou's calves are disgusting. what the fuck
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>>145308341
>sell rights to a company that doesn't give a fuck about hockey
>wonder why there are few viewers and why the sport doesn't grow at the pace they think it should
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>>145308346
Calgary is in the Rockies retard
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>>145308229
when will I get to live under a theocratic monarch?
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>>145308400
bingo

and the NHL has still gotten zero benefits from being on ESPN. terrible broadcasts, terrible coverage, terrible announcers, and some of the worst audio quality in sports. ESPN doesn't care about hockey.
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>>145308274
Only Marnerjeets and Tranny Sammies are watching that schlockfest
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>>145308341
The cup is never inconsequential, or in your team's case, the cup is just never.
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>>145308341
I wonder how many pirated views aren't included in that
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>>145308277
The Royal family have ever been been gracious supporters of Canada's sport. It's only right we thank them for their patronage.
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>>145308341
It was on a Tuesday and competed with the NBA's opening night
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>>145308420
you can move to saudi arabia at any point dude
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>>145308369
Sunrise looks like a ghost town. Pathetic crowds for the defending Stanley champs. Gary fucked up big time pushing the cats
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>>145308409
Its literally in both
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>>145308409
the retard rockies on planet retard
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>>145308471
>editing the Rockies to be further away from calgary
They are not sending their best folks
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>>145308459
I should have gone that job fair in abu dhabi
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>>145308463
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>145308530
Seethe more, conroy hasent lost a trade
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>>145308447
No self respecting white person should be a hockey AND a apehoop fan.
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guise I'm checking into this leaf broadcast you can't believe how fucked up these people are I'm worried and maybe we should glass them at least ontairiuh
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>>145308439
got to be at least 60%. only the most gullible soiboys and boomers pay for games now on top of all the other piling up expenses these parasites shower us with
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>>145308441
Bill Barilko disappeared, that summer
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>Tuesday, Frozen Frenzy TV Ratings:
>477K: Capitals-Flyers (ESPN)
>422K: Avalanche-Kraken (ESPN)
>245K: Kings-Golden Knights (ESPN)
Lmao, knights are already becoming a liability. The totally organic fan base pulling chute.
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it's hockey night in canada
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ronnie maclean already infuriating me
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>laffs
>>
Holmstrom-Horvat-Barzal
Tsyplakov-Nelson-Palmieri
Lee-Pageau-Cizikas
Martin-MacLean-Engvall

Reilly-Dobson
Pelech-Pulock
Cholowski-Mayfield

Varlamov
Sorokin

kill me
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Rangers PA guy just said it's Hispanic heritage night and they're celebrating the Latin X community.
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>>145305288
Utah Mudsharks
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>>145308704
>not a single Singh
already outdated
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>>145305288
utah goyim
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>>145308777
>>145308777
>>145308777
Fantastico
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>>145308777

YOU PEOPLE
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Game will be 2EZ, Flames chads. Will be snoozefest with how bad we crush the mouthwashers
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what game are we watching bros?
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>>145308851
Why are pooin trannies so fucking lame and gay?
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>>145308873
>>
>all of us
muted
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>>145305288
utah sean "love" combs
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where were you when the pooins miss the playoffs this season?
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>>145308916
This but >laffs.
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>>145308916
here. where else?
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>>145308759
>Reilly
Another one? The first thing I would do if I was commissioner would be to put down a rule that would say: If you have the same surname and play the same position as an already established NHL player you are forced to change your surname.
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AND THE HOME OF THE GAAAAAAAAYS
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>scoreless draws
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>715
>puck still hasnt even dropped yet
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Big song, big air, big man
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>>145308954
detroit and ottawa replace boston and toronto i see you perused this years early script
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>>145308999
>dead wangs
Right about my Sensies though :)
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all Toronto head coaches got that "dead man walking" look about them
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Where the Panthers game at?
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>>145308999
>senaturds
Kek good one
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>mfw wongs and sens will miss the playoff again
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>laffs hid marnerjeet from Kuch AT HOME
>laffs now hiding him from Pastrnak
Cmtsu
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why is ryan reaves dressed in an nhl game
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B A C K L U N D

G O A L
O
A
L
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>>145309086
Buffalo might make it thoug
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why is boomerbox tv 20-30 seconds delayed compared to betting websites?
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the Black Man cannot get a fair shake in the sport of hockey
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>>145309035
That's the look you get from trying to coach Matthews' and Marner's egos to no effect.
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>>145309119
Left is Mitch Marner, bottom right is my morning Marner
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If I scored 69 goals I'd have an ego too
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oh jets scored
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laffs
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>Flamer pedophiles
Kek
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>most dangerous draw
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>>145309147
Good.
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>>145309045
8 more mins latvia anon
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>>145309119
>I want $18M obviously
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>>145309193
yeah, they do that
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>>145309211
so are you a coward or a pussy? or both?
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If I'd only won one playoff series and my PPG dropped drastically in the playoffs I would be humble.
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>>145309132
The snot factor
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>>145309222
nice digits and big thanks, sir
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flames jerseys look pretty nice
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>>145309260
More like the not factor
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>>145309246
I just don't want more white people getting murdered on the ice.
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Cuck?
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wtf is jim montgomery doing
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>>145309313
Thanks, I think I can handle myself and it's a little Dudley Do-right of you... but thanks, all the same, Swede-man
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>swaydawg
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Hey look, 4 Nations bound Binnington allowed a goal on the first five shots!
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>>145307645
>stone cold
and that's the bottom liiiiiiiiiine
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Just post it cuck
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king, your people are calling
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Why is grandpa tavares still on the fucking power play
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>>145309289
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>everyone here thinks someone else is making the thread
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Cuckbros...
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>>145309390
No shame in letting in a goal against the Canadiens elite offense.
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>cuck is too afraid to post it while anons are calling him a cuck
I don’t like being held hostage
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>>145309521
i'm finishing it up right now
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Shoot the FUCKING puck
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>>145309592
men among boys again
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>>145309574
You didn't have to ruin the mystery for me =(
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How long does it take, cuck?
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Wonder how much baking pays. At least 5$ per thread, I bet.
>>
Hey buddy you're supposed to pass to the WHITE sweaters
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inb4 3 threads posted at the same time
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The retard forgot to link the thread
>>145309685
>>
>casually picks his tooth off the ice
Hockey players are built different
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>a retard expecting a link is waiting in this thread
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why are YOU PEOPLE like this

>>145309546
>>145309546
>>145309546



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