Michael Chandler fights in next month edition >>145305230>>145305230>>145305230
never had KFC and one just opened nearby, is it any good?
wikipedia has spoken. NOT a tko
Imagine that little Topuria stuck in a cage with Iron Michael Chandler. Holy fucking shit. That would be a crime scene.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqUSK3gLmWohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqUSK3gLmWohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqUSK3gLmWo
>ISLAM IS CONTROLLING HIM AGAINST THE FENCE>THIS IS LOOKING BAD FOR TOPURI->OOOHHHHH
Wtf kind of question was that>bro you got knocked the eff out and all the other BMF holders did too
Holloway talmbout going to 155 praising Topuria it is what it is
My teeth feeling a little sensitive after reddit rob b’s…
Max Cope
>>145307649Is this the first double spinning back fist heem in the UFC?
the original script was for Max to winIt changed last second when they realised that having Max at LW would make more sense. That's why he moved up the LW rankings all of a sudden. The UFC realised the BMF tournament would be a drawl and Topuria can grow. Max will lose stock tonight but gain it back in his next fight
>>145307687combat sports fanbase are all drooling retards
The Anglo Inclination to find ways to legally own black people is stronger than The Jewish Desire to enslave the planet and for that reason Michael Chandler would KO Ilia Topuria in the 1st round.
>>145307628Why isn't Kickboxing as big as MMA?
oh max walked out to some naruto shit? no wonder he lost meng....
Bro felt the pain
>>145307743Based
Is this real?
I have muslim fatigue should I drop the sport entirely?
>>145307745Because people like dryhumping semen slurping more than they care to admit.
>Dricus>Ilia>Khamzat>AnkalaevWe live in the age of evil
>>145307784They don't have muslims in BKFC, watch that instead.
This is somewhat uncomfortable
>>145307780Never seen an AI generated image before, b? They're just trying to Dave face from such a blatant rigging.
>>145307649Just shows the level of the retard this bum is fighting like imagine he tried this meme shit on Poatan or Jizz or even Costa, he’d get living deathed
>>145307784There are billions of them b pretty hard to avoid
>>145307784in a just world the sport would drop the muslims, b
sataday nite we found out baby....
>>145307649Why did Armen just lie down? He had loads of time to recover.
>>145307649I told you the prophecized Blue-Eyed Brazza was the real deal.
>>145307804and it's beautiful
Maxbros...our pain is still far greater
>>145307714That's what they claimed on commentary at least
>>145307863Volk drank so ilia could heem
>>145307804dricus and ilia are based
Conor at 185 for the next bmf belt
I drank alone and fell asleep watching a vtuber instead of watching the fights.
Khamzat solved MMA
Poatan is moving on to better things, he'll left that dagestani faggot hanging
>>145307907did you know 4chan has a vtuber board now? i just found outcrazy that they never made a youtube board but this is ok
man wanna quit
How much money did Kadyrov slide Whittaker? He saw what he did to the other russian muslim prospect
>>145307649>>145307856He got paid to take a dive. Notice how he perfectly catches his fall with his right arm (even more clear in another angle).
Do u mengs think Max is Liddell’d now and is going to get sleemed by a stiff breeze from now on
>>145307948The dental caving in looks a bit too real to me
>>145307942I've known, I knew about them back when they were just an odd thing on /jp/It's the worst board on the entire site for what it's worth, I've never made a single post there and it has invited so many subhuman SEAmonkeys to the website, if it got deleted tomorrow I promise you the site would become 10x better.
UFC should do Poirier vs Holloway for the has been Conor McGregors bitch belt
>>145307964Yeah AI is getting out of hand.
>>145307784Join us in the world of kickboxing anon
>>145307907> I drank alone and fell asleepAin't this too early to this stuff in US?
everyone point and laugh
>>145307865>Max walked out to the Pain theme>Shara walked out to ODST themeWeebs lose again, FPSchuds win again.This is life.
have a sense fight fairy never knows what the fuck she's talking about, yeah i'm going back to guru
what the FUCK is strickland going to be able to do against khamzat
kek Ilia back in gimmick mode
>>145307983isnt chingiz khan muslim?
Topuria is terrible on the microphone
>>145307628Low skill level and none of them can speak english.
>>145307943This cracked chin bum is going to be Dustin’s retirement heem isnt he
>>145307983>posts a muslim winningwhat did he mean by this?
>>145308025AURA
>>145308025He has a sort of mr bean esque autism aura about him
>>145308032>>145308020Muslims in kickboxing are different they're less annoying (except for Badr Hari) trust me bro they're a different strain bro just trust me
>>145308058Kek
>>145308025Kinda has a similar head shape to Dickass DuBussy.
Now that's a plot twist
>>145308029>Low skill levelKickboxing low level??You know that Pereira who Is a couple fights away from goat Is from kickboxing and got beated there a lot
>>145308086hes too good at manipulating the male body to not be gay, quite frankly
>>145307994I got off work at 2pm and started drinking, then took like an hour nap around 5pm.It's a Saturday so there is literally nothing wrong with it.
>i'm never concentrating on the scores to be honest, i'm always looking for the finishilia and dricus solved mma
>>145307996khamzat tapped strickland multiple times when he visited xtremeddp struggled to take strickland down and couldnt hold him there for longer than 5 seconds but was ragdolling rob with wmma throwsit was so painfully obvious to real mma fans that khamzat would destroy the redditor i wouldve been a kazakhstani tenge billionaire if betting wasnt haram
>>145308105One (1) good athlete that wasted the first half of his career on that dead end sport.
>the reddit kill everyone khamzat who gets heemed by coofs and has decisions vs bum welterweights >the /heem/ Zen humble nice guy Khamzat who is the most violent and injury inflicting he has ever been inside the octagon
only Ray Longo can gameplan effectively against Ilia
>>145308136true. ray longo solved khabib
>>145308127You fucking retard i just told you we have múltiple guys Beating pereira in kickboxing so same or better level
>>145308136Ray Congo
>>145308136Merab heems Ilia
>>145307628Lol bums.
>>145308106Imagine you're a wrestler from the Caucasus and rubbing your weenie against men since you were 7. Hard to resist
kadyrovs rat kids need a legit drone strike
>>145308174Merab has too much respect for Ilia
>>145308205and that's why he heems him
>respectfully and calmly pulls your jaw apart at the seams
>>145308188I thought he was going to survive the round and recover in the next
i'm legit scared for what that chechen BVLL is about to unleash on Dricus Du Plessis
booohooo my fighter have hundred wins well Chael Sonnen raped whole country (brazil)
6 christian champs 2 muslim champs and 1 jewish champ
Robs jaw why does everything suck
What would be heems 9/11?
Topuria 27 years old and already heemed Volk and Holloway. Whats next for that little nigga?
>>145308223bobert redditker has had major dramas with his teeth before this fight, ariel snidey helwanose tried to out this while on his shown but boddy no sold it. He had a few surgeries on his teef b
who do you like moreterrorist khmzat or buddha khmazat
LMAO
>>145308198this is the grimmest variant of this meme by far
>cousin bet me 20 that Halloway beats Ilia >agree on the bet>i end up winning and this is the verbal exchange I won the bet, fight, and the story.
>>145308251i guess khabib beating conor when you consider the seethe it continues to generate even today
>>145308240>0 pegan champsAbraham bros, we can't stop winning. Praise be to YHWH
>>145307919Nothing changed. He would pay a toll against anyone who can withstand his first round onslaught.
>>145308240christians are just retard muslims
>>145307745Because kickboxing is a specialist sport and for that we already have boxing, not that boxing is necessarily better but is already there so people don't really need more of the same while the appeal of mma is the tribal sense of community of style vs style, this is why team sports are so popular, people will have an easier time rooting for something when it can feel like a community.Ofcourse you can root for fighters but from the beginning mma has been about style vs style while in a specialist sport like boxing/kb/muay thai the biggest difference in style is that someone might pressure while the other keeps distance.
>>145308255
>>145308264he just wants to hangout stop being a bitch
>>>145307748Topurias mom is a Svan, so he's a mountainnigger as well
>>145308058fucking lol hahahahahhai wanna see ilia write a test now
>>145307865It sure is.
>>145308264I hope you're big enough to kick his teeth in.
topuria is a yiddish speaking semite
>>145308262hehe
>>145308294No he doesn't hes married with family always ducking me last time I lost a bet to him he asked me to zelle and I did immediately. He also makes 100k a year
well never be a heemspectable country again, all we have is hapball
max holloway is not champ material did you fags really root for himhe is half brained degenerate fag
Ilia is my german brother
>>145308294> wants to hangoutHow much booze you can buy with a 20$ in a pocket?
>>145308058kek i see it lmao
>w-we foun ou….. sadaday nye… we finely foun ou….
>>145306627even with anthony edwards in the scene, and his looks dating the source to roughly early 1980s, definitely before 1987, I still can't figure out what movie this is. please help, I give up.
>>145308347Depends. Are you looking to drink well or drink a lot?
>>1453082519/11
paddy owns ilia
So what did we find out.
What fights do you want to see next? For me its Cumzhat vs Jizzy, Diego Lopes vs Holloway, Ankalaev vs Pereira
Poatan: living life, touring the world, fucking onlyfans bitches in the dookie hole, dancing, knocking out niggas, planning his upcoming champ champ champ fight with Tom AspinallAnkalaev: seething 24/7, praying to allah that PoaGOD signs the contract, fucking sheep, trimming his mustache
Divisions finally starting to look logical. The best fighters actually hold the titles. Now if only Khamzat would delete either Sociopath Stricklad / Gaycuss Du Placibi and Aspinall would decapitate Cocaine Jon, the infinity glove will be complete.
i would tell you how this fight ends but you wouldn't believe me
When does the card start boys
khamzat is a wolfdricus is a bear
>>145308411makhachev wrestlefucks him
>>145308395anklev is just desperate. even the fans don't care to see him vs pereira
so no fights for islam they all scared
>>145308411Topuria heems.
>>145308411I can just see Islam head kick wobbling Ilia
>>145308394Ouyang Feng vs Chingiz Allazov, I don't care at what weight
>>145308374A lot, 20 bucks ain't about quality.
>>145308395god i hope pereira puts him to sleep after that boring ass rakic fight
>>145308415Sun, 17 Nov, 03:00 GMT
>>145308411Pisslam is too big for him, he'll just get wreslefucked to death
>>145308399this will be in effect when arman beats islam
>>145308411Ilia breems him. Jizzlam strikes with literally everyone he’s a cocky muzz and got his face splattered open by dusgod
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145306627>>145308356nvm, I finally found it. Gotcha (1985)
UFC is prerecorded, they should hold every card in the morning from now on, want to compete with ONE?
42 days until Gane fights.
>>145308473Nah he’s not going to give up the opportunity for a free win from Pereira, he will fight him then retire
now we need shavkat and gane to grab the belts and we will have the perfect champs lineup
>>145308473>I'd like to thank god for me beating up this senior citizen
>>145307649Clear dive
rinat via thievery by robbery
>>145308473He would’ve unironically had great problems against Ankalaev
Pretty Georgian girls need my cum blasted over their faces.
>>145308501Volkov is winning this time
Ankalaev straight up said he couldn't figure out Rakic's striking, imagine him vs Poatan lmao
fuck that midget topurio, he needs to stop heeming his betters
>setip moicic jon jones never impressed me what a plant-based faggot i will never forget how he ducked Lyoto Machida till he is 33 then fight him
ankalaev is gonna beat pereira. he knows he’d lose in the striking so this will be the fight where he actually wrestlefucks
>>145308460
>>145308589ankalaev cant wrestle
>>145307598Who is Khamzat next victim?
>>145308560>imagine him vs Poatanpoatan cuck will be back at bar talking how good he did against the undefeated champion Ankalaev
>>145308453You could definitely do some decent drinking with $20 in your pocket. A 30 rack of Natural Light is like $18, decent amount of cheap macro beers are gonna be around this price too. You could probably get some 40oz of malt liquor for like $2.50, Colt 45 and King Cobra can do the trick. If you wanna get fucking filthy you can drink some bum wine. The availability of these will depend on your proximity to the hood, Only one I've ever had is MD 20/20 which is like $6 and will get you fucking disgustingly drunk and most definitely make you sick.
Told you topuria will heem basedway,topuria reign will last for a while until the MOOOROOOCCAAN DEEEVIIILL YOUSEEEEEF ZALAAAALheems topuria with a flying switch knee in ufc 314
I got that Ilia power in my punches fr
>>145308560He said Rakic is a bitch that doesn't want to scrap it out.
>>145308603Israel
>>145308501> 1 year plus from the last fight Man knows how to chill
>>145308560poatan? same guy who was losing to cutelabas leftovers? lmao
>>145308560Rakić is leagues above Poatan, ye caz.
will you be madder when ank heems poohand than when izzy did
>talks shit about the inbred mountainigger>suddenly the entire ummah is on my assevery. fucking. time.
>>145308560I think he meant he doesn't understand why pretend to be a striker then run away all fight.
>>145308612Ilia has literally already beat him though? Moroccans are good for some things, but leave the mma to the brazzas. Stick to what you do best, being the Thailand of the Muslim world, selling lots of weed and providing thick Nafri whores for the pleasure of White and Black men in Western European capital cities
>its a sataday nye>not wasting all of it watching sleems for once>can fuck about for a couple hours then go to bedIm so excited to not have to stay up to 6AM mengs
Brazzas. Are. White.
>>145308689islam's face makes me laugh every time i see it. just this stone faced stoic autist
I'M THE WORST BOXER IN THE UFC BAYBEE
So how many slurps fights for you today?
>>145308689Islam is a weird case where he looks white in the cage, but then you see photos like this of him and he has a distinctly middle eastern look
what can stop all these mountain muslimsthey're ruining the sport
Ilia fought a very classy, very traditional boxing fight. Walk forward and pressure. Don't go too hard early. Present your weapons the best you can. Analyze what your opponent is doing.And then start adjusting. Max was having a lot of success with his jabs and with escaping out of pressure to retake control early, he was also really doing well at exchanging with Ilia in the pocket and making him pay for extended exchanges. Ilia started to change how he did things in round 2 and 3, going hard on the calf kicks to muddy max's foot work, not shying away from throwing in longer combination, putting extra emphasis on keeping his head off the center line and slipping jabs, and eventually using his footwork to land the overhand.Ilia is less of a slow starter than Yan, but this was a very Capital B boxing performance from him, the type of stuff you see from Beterbiev and Tank Davis. Max's only mistake was not being a better backfoot fighter, that's always been an issue for him. And maybe checking more kicks, fresher legs might have saved his life. It really just came down to some of Max's fundamental weaknesses as a fighter rearing it's head, even if he was doing his absolute best to over come them
>>145308730ummmmmm...water muslims...?
>>145308689No. A tiny minority of people spread some Slavic genes due to the area being incorporated into the Russian empire.
>>145308764Air muslimsEarth muslimsFire muslims
>>145308708
>>145307863Paddy unironically murders this clown
Flushed Max is going to be something to holdVolk acquired a flushed, pathetic, chimpanzee like demeanour after getting Ilia’d, and he was the most eloquent a fighter can be prior to that. Max is already a mush mouth 70iq retard, adding the schaubed aura to him will be crazy to see.
paddy will be illia's nate
>>145308779>water muslimsindonesians, easy>air muslimssaudis, bit of a stretch>earth muslimsdagis, easy>fire muslims??? any muslims live near volanoes??? or the sun?
>>145308775their skin is white but culture wise they couldnt be more alien
>>145308764Dana pick up the phone and call the President of Indonesia
Dan Ige would do nasty things to Ilia
>>145308609> 30 rack of Natural Light If I counted properly it's like 9 liters of beer. More than enough to get wasted for 2 buddies.
the best is blessed baby
ilia would drop a fat georgian load into paddys heemhole if you catch my drift
>>145308813>Indonesia has an average height of 62.25 inches (5′ 2″), the lowest in the worldkek
>WILL MY WIFE BE ABLE TO WALK RIGHT AFTER RECEIING MORE OF A POUNDING FROM TOPURIA THAN I DID? WE GON FIND OUT SUNDAY MORNING
>>145308807fire muslims are west africans
>>145308817Yeah I'd say here if you're just hanging out with your bro a single 30 rack is more than enough.
>>145308728Caucasus people aren't European or Middle eastern, we have a weird genetic composition. We are predominantly Caucasus hunter gatherer, then after that Anatolian farmers, and then if you go north east add ANE if you go north west add EHG.That is to say that this region is hyper isolated and has genetics related to the original Caucasians that contributed to the original pre-protoindoeuropean formation...then add to that admixture based on location. Unsurprisingly Caucasus is an anomaly in that it's the only place where you have 40% Caucasus hunter gatherers, with some places like Svaneti having individuals with 75% caucasus hunter gatherers.
>>14530883695 pound indonesianweight division
Chadyrov was in the buildinghttps://t.me/RKadyrov_95/5197
Cats are small killing machines. Theyre actually pound 4 pound biggest killers on earth. They'll kill anything and everything they can- on sight. Bugs of all kinds, reptiles, amphibians, fish, rodents, birds, smaller mamals, other cats, small dogs, disabled humans. Cats are cool, they're kinda like me that way. I'll kill you, and I'd enjoy doing it too.
>>145308730AI downloading techniques and the spirit of Kobe directly into haptavius’s nog noggin
>>145308843You're a fucking genius b. What's your home address so I can shake your hand?
>>145308860some sort of thirdie website that requires an account
>>145308861uhhh i dont think he said that last part?
>>145308860khamzat is a russian traitorgo die in a ditch in ukraine you stupid fuck
>>145308810>their skin is whiteNein! Some of them have a light skin complection but they are a closer to persian/arab than European, except for the obvious Slavic Russians (not brazzas) that happened to procreate in the area after the RE took control.
>>145308887He didn't say any of those things anon, I did.
>>145308836>>145308858You wouldn't be talking shit to a silat master.
bryce mitchell vs max holloway title eliminatorryan hall vs volkanovski for next up
>>145308903OH! HE'S SEETHING!
>>145308860he pet him like a dog
Edilov's ghost cursed Khamzat's son
Why did Khamzat go back to Chechnya when his parents fled that war torn country? I thought Sweden was utopia why didn't he just stay there?
>>145308919two of those are literal arabs who joined chechen war
Ryan Hall vs Volk for next up at the glue factory.
>>145308933i'd make "him" my girlfriend
It's safe to say but the age of le kickboxer who doesn't get taken down is coming to a close, at least at lighter weights.There is no logical reason for an MMA fighter to no present the takedown. It amplifies all the different aspects of striking exponentially. Ilia's pressure became 10x more effective after he got that double legPantoja, Merab, Ilia, Islam, Belal, Dricus. The majority of champions are not shy about being willing to wrestle and shooting where they need to. Pereira is basically the last gasp of the old era of MMA and the UFC is desperately protecting him.Rob getting his jaw smashed is the perfect symbolic death of his era of fighter
>>145308950is this guy dead or nah
Average White men before seed oils, microplastics and pasteurised milk
>>145307745because people know they lose to grapplers so they don't caresame thing for boxing btwMMA is true fighting
>>145308953dazan matta brazza, kavkaz are not White, some of them just have a light complexion
>>145308606You can't really believe this. He only got the W against Rakic because it was in Abu Dhabi. Rakic took rd3 off and still won
LOLLLLLLLL
>>145308955>brown hair>brown eyes>brown nips>white
>>145308955If you value arabian money you can be whatever you want
>>145308982Yeah
>>145308952Envision the aroma
>>145308986All I see is targets for ukrainian missiles
>>145308972Are you suggesting it may be advantageous for mixed martial arts athletes to...mix le martial arts??? Hot take alert!! We got a real free thinker over here!!
>>145308986Not a single one is White.
>>145309005YESSS THE RAPING BOY HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
>>145308952It's just a sweaty glistening pit that smells like pure woman nothing remarkable to the eyes
>>145308947fat fuck sends inbred retards to their death for daddy autist putinwhat a false country
>>145309043Chechens ain't Pakis b
You now remember Bo Nickal
>>145308986at least half those mongoloids have lost their anal virginity
early stoppage
>>145309029Please...Mr.Shekleberg how many more hundreds of billions of dollars of tax money must they have?? I had to cancel my JewTube Premium, food prices are double and triple when I was younger.
>>145309079ah fer shure he will beat khamzat
>>145309070Yes they are. Literally the same thing to me.
>>145309079Craig's next victim
>>145309079champ
>>145308985no fucking wonder he tapped so fast
>>145308986anglos were always twinksit's a good thingjaps win btw
>>145309066Sounds based to me, wheres the issue?
love this little guy meng
>>145309079>le 30 year prospectIt's gilbert burns all over again
>Not European means not White.
>>145308972grappling is kingeventually the sport will resemble sumo wrestlingthe sport meta will become the bigger stronger fighter speedrunning a submission
bo nickel will be champpaddy pimblett will be champkai asakura will be championmick parkin will be champion
Already saw broken Whittaker’s jaw all over different places for dozen times. Can you stop plz for god sake
>>145309111Was a fan of the Scott until the Oezdimir fight. Hard to root for a guy who looks that much like a bitch
>>145308861Why does it look like this is the first time he has held a cat in his life?
I can't wait for someone to murder Paddy in the octagon.
Bo-ring Niggar
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you need to be prepared to face this possible and tragically likely future reality...>Hazmat grapple fucks Poatan into severe injury and/or retirement and rapes his legacy
>>145309197>I FOUND OUT ON SADDAY NIGHT
BE JOE PYFER DO IT
>>145309229poatards make me support khamzat vs poatanpereira's cool but somebody needs to shut his fans up already
Incredibly disappointing event.
How is Dana gonna market the sport when every champion is a brazza?
>>145309229khamzat would brutalize poatan 100%
true artistic genius to call yourself el matador when your offense is that of a raging bull
Don't worry about your laundry Joanna that's my job at the gym to take care of it
>>145309282Has Khamzat even fought anyone the size of Perierra?
>tfw satadae nite and you just found out
>>145309229I don't think he will even fight anke
>>145309316bobby knuckles
>>145308986All of them are dead.
>>145309348The next time we'll see him is at WW
Based Dana finally says it Aspinall, Jones, Stipe are all better, more refined heavyweights than this unga bunga bum. Also calls him a shitty, twofaced person who just acts nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NsCoOMgn8E [Embed]
>>145308810>but culture wise they couldnt be more alienThey believe in the same hebrew mythology and prophecies as European Christians though.
>>145309079Wasn't rob wrestling with him in the footage before the walkouts?
>>145309352Albeit a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Did this end up working
>>145309335
>>145309393Honestly I have literally negative respect for bald men who jump through all these stupid fucking hoops just to get some hair back. It's genuinely fucking pathetic.
what if Cumsock fights Bo?can he handle the blacksplosiveness?
>>145308627The country, hopefully
lets be respectful to max please
>>145309393No, hes still clap fucked ugly. And he still has to fight umar.
It's been a vry long time since the result of a fight has made me sad, but seeing Max get heemed was it.
le wholesome chungus reddit bois lostEVILchads WON
I stopped watching UFC last year. When did the Mexican become champion?
REDDIT LOST4CHAN WON
>>145309393yesthe brain transplant succeeded and merab is the 135 goat
>>145309416>all these stupid fucking hoopsyou spend a few hours watching tv while some turk moves hair around
>>145309393Looks like it did
Topuria won tonight. Poetry won tonight.
>>145309242I already feel like Whittaker's dentist
>>145309465Topuria is a georgian (country)
Loved seeing max get heemed Legend of the sport but I want to see a mythical fighter
>>145309374He should have cut Nigumbo after he lost back to back to old man Stiopic and that fucking bum Lewis. Tired of hearing anti-UFC journalist fags nut hugging le roid nog just cuz he ducked the UFC to lose 2 boxing matches and finally beat some B-league giga-bum.
will be heeming everyone at sparring tomorrow in honor of Ilia
Would you take the risk with a black sheet?
>>145309484Thats so fucking lame though. Just go bald gracefully who gives a flying fuck.
>>145309486>Bald:looks like a registered sex offender>with hair: looks like a normal suburban dad
>>145309487neko anime enjoyer zeemed a shonen fag today
>>145309374>Dana White calling someone twofacedcmon now
>>145309393they are brain transplants in disguise b
How come no one can stop Topuria from cage cutting? All you have to do is not move backwards and use kicks to keep him away.
this was one of the best cards in a long time. it feels more historic than UFC 300 since 2 longtime eras just got killed tonight. Chimaev and Topuria declared their own kingdoms by razing Whittaker and Holloway to the ground. also my nigga Ankalaev reppin hard for Middle Earth10/10 kino heemday
>this was one of the best cards in a long time.retard
>>145309604Max unironically did that until Topiaria hit him with a straight right.
>>145309673>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT THINK DIFFERENTLY FROM ME
>>145309616Yep, and morning-afternoon heems too. 10/10
>>145309616> it feels more historicDid you skip the robbery?
>>145309604the fact that MMA has so many offensive options means that defensive games are discouraged. The man doing more and moving foreward is almost always the one who wins.
Redditbros... How do we come back from this
>>145309722>cant grow a good beard>do it anywaywhats with these brazzas
Still sad about Max and Whittaker. The people I watched when I first started getting into mma and phasing out.
>>145309722one robbery on a whole card is pretty good. 307 had 2-3 of them
>>145309755by pretending we always loved heckin wholesome family man shara bullet and le mature motivated father with tragic backstory chimaev and THE FREAKIN MATADOR!!!!!!! topuria
>>145309691feel free to think differently, you are still retarded
308 was the most soulless event in the history of UFC
>>145309818Topuria is one of the most soulful fighters in the UFC right now
why is /heem/ seething so hard over two unironically ebin finishesfirst time Whittaker's been crushed from the jump, pretty sure first time he's ever been subbed in UFCfirst time Holloway has ever been sparked out everlegendary shit
nina marie daniele
>>145309810Explain what was so bad about today's card (other than ACKalaev winning).
Whittaker is retiring now, surely, right? How the fuck can you fix an injury like that and get back to fighting?
>>145309876he cant retie because his ugly fat cunt of a wife is still popping out children like a fucking pez dispenser
>>145309863why didn't we want Ankalaev to win? he was aggressive the whole fight and starting to really find his timing on the cross. Rakic for having such a god-tier frame for LHW is a pretty risk-averse fighter who will never see red
>>145309848whittaker was like 3 minutes of khamzat hugging him, was hoping for more.Topuria was good shit though
>>145309863>Explain Sure, but you must post on 5G first.
kek Whittaker was acting so tough huffing like a bull just to end up getting owned like that
>>145309848some heemers are just addicted to the pain of losing
>>145309948brazil went 0-15 today brother, you gotta chill
>>145309907Robert has a family that loves him. Don’t be so demeaning towards him.
>>145309927>huggingno offense, but have you ever grappled? Chimaev was working the entire time to establish back control but Whittaker's defensive activity rate was tremendous. constantly battling to make sure Chimaev didn't get in both hooks, explosive bridges and reversals, switching sides to rip out hooks, explosive getups, etc. Chimaev stayed on him like a badass cowboy breaking a feared wild stallion. it was an exceptional display of grappling prowess. also he was fucking Whittaker up with knees to the body when Whittaker attempted to turtle and he also landed some nasty gnp to help with the finish/jaw break
full camp usman is the best middleweight in the world
>>145309526i'll give the muslims props for this. this shit is sexy, no doubt. imagine a fucking thick ass and tits under there fuckk
>>145309970bunch of jobbers they put there to give the muslims free wins
>>145309989doesnt matter, the fight was lost as soon as khamzat got the takedown.
>>145309778This one even worse than when Kadyrov show up on stage. So blatant robbery, dunno how Dana sleeps at night
>>145309876Unbreakable titanium chin bone
>>145309999
>>145310017oh I see, you mean you are disappointed that Whittaker got absolutely rolled. that's fair I guess on an emotional level but on a sporting level Chimaev just showed some incredible shit and the hype for his title fight is going to be insane
watch ilia knock out every interesting fighter at 45 and 55 only to finally get around to evloev and lose a split
>>145309755>out of 50 respondents
the only time rakic fought like a real one was against pereira
what's next for Reddittaker?
imagine khamzat if he could breathe out of both nostrils
what exactly broke in whittakers face? that’s totally fucked up man
>>145310073????
>>145310089he should probably fight Borralho. he's gonna have to defend his position as an elite gatekeeper that pretty much guarantees you a title shot since he got dominated. so give Borralho his chance. or if Bo Nickal destroys Paul Craig, he might call out that fight if he thinks he's ready
>>145310055certain individuals fight brazzas and certain individuals don't and we know what side illlia is on
>>145309876> fix an injury like thatIt's not that serious of an injury, his teeth will be fine. Not like he hurt is back or knee or got a concussion.
>>145310116he's assuming rob's jaw cracked in half, because that's what dana said happeneddana might have been just guessing though desu
>>145307649I like how Shara fights like a crazy ginger. I had a ginger friend in grade school, he was odd, looked similar to Shara and fought like a wild animal jumping into the air and superman punching kids
>>145310110dude has a broken jaw i don't think Borralho will wait this much
rob needs to get his teeth fixed in abu dhabi because aussie dentistry will cost him his entire fight purse and guarantee he never fights again
>>145310160All talk. The forearm was putting pressure on those teeth, which is why they're pushed into his mouth, and Whitaker tapped as soon as they gave way. His jawbone didn't snap in half or anything.
ehehehe idis wa di dis we foun ow sa’aday nye we foun ow
>>145310055The UFC is aware of this possibility and that's why thy are pushing Lops becaus he's a fun action fighter that makes for a perfect title defence
>>145310237then I would say Imavov might take itI think Chimaev should try to kill Adesanya while he waits for DDP/Strickland winneryou could also do Borralho v Chimaev for #1 contender but that seems like a waste
>>145310275I still think it was a fluke, early stoppage even. Fuck Marc Goddard
>>145310096He cant go to LA and get a rhinoplasty? Its like $5K
I could wipe out the heemdivision.
Now that the dust has settled can we all admit that khamshit got lucky as fuck.
>Leave Cumsplat to me
>>145310370it was obviously a fluke, but it can be argued that in this sport flukes are legitimate victories
>>145310251Don't you have medical welfare in Australia?
fluke, it wouldn't have gone down like that in a real fight
>>145310370All wins come down to luck, even clean heems. Millions of punches get thrown in the octagon, occasionally one causes a heem. Just depends if it's your lucky day.
>>145310414dentistry has always been the one private sector not covered by healthcare, it's highly expensive and frankly of dubious quality, dental tourism to thailand or even third world Bali is very common
Who wins the quadrilogy fight?
in many ways, victories are draws, and defeats are victories
i don’t believe that max got knocked out
teeth heems freak me the fuck out
>>145310412>>145310503Ridiculous. Whittaker was doing exactly what he needed to do but his mouth caved in. Freak fucking accident.
>>145310251dental is covered by UFC insurance, which is stated plainly on wikipedia
>>145310625nah, durability is a factor. Some fighters have glass jaws/teeth and are easier to ko/submit.
it can be argued that flukes are the only legitimate victories
>>145310370It was a fluke for sure but i wonder if it will start a meta of intentional heem teefies with mouth cranks in the future
All decisions are robberies, all finishes are fluke
I would have just swallowed my loose teeth and kept fighting
so to get a finish you can punch a guy in the head a lotpunch a guy in the head a couple timesor drop a guy and walk away
>>145310410They are never gonna fight
>>145310586he didn't, it's called a TKO, often confused (on purpose) with KO by the ufc hype machine
>>145310642oh nice, why am i supposed to hate this company again?
Cornzat cheese mayonnaise
>>145309111If Bo Niggal loses to Craig, then he is the next champ for sure
at least Abus won…>>145310755i legit believe he would have recovered… if only yamazaki was still around, he understood what being a warrior was about
I don't like seeing a man get constantly beaten like this. Yes he wants to continue fighting but he's obviously a can atp and everyone is just encouraging a man who clearly needs help whether or not he accepts it.
shartles stands no chance in the rematch
>>145310256Robert apparently already broke his jaw once when has 19 and already has a plate in there. Maybe Khamzat somehow shoved the plate up?
>>145310788rob can still beat guys like brendan allen and sean strickland
it feels so amazing bros. Topuria inspired me ngl and I'm older than him. he's the next great
>>145310780yall krauts really root for that nigga tho? are you syrian or something? he's clearly a brazza
I like how Dana makes the translator repeat a reporters question even though they ask it in English just to humiliate them for their poor disgusting inability to produce sounds correctly lmao
Jaw locks, Jon Jones knee stomp thing, arm cranks and leglocks, should all be banned. Coward ass moves.
>>145310879he’s less brazza than the other brazzas and he’s a nice guy
It starts like with Max and Rob, and you cope by saying that they only lose to the best.And it ends like RDA, where they get knocked down by some fringe top ten dude before breaking their legs mid fight.
gooby does have a point, it's very hard to take someone the size of topuria seriously. like sure, within the confines of mma you can peach up the dehydrated corpse of max, but still, 5,5? come on now.
>>145310935goobster's like 5'7 so what's the difference really
>>145310810That plate would be a thin metal shim screwed to the bone. We've seen the injury, his teeth are knocked in. If his teeth aren't what gave out first, and he actually got a broken jaw, which then led to the teeth, then his jaw would be savagely broken. Doubt he'd be opening wide for a picture if that was the case.
>>145310935This is true, my brother in law is a 6'4 240lbs bouncer. But our family friend actually had 2 fights in the UFC at Bantamweight, however he gets fucking bullied bad at family bbqs when we wrestle. Size and weight matters big time.
>>145310848the poetry of the generations
>>145310033kek, i heard that it was a robbery in that fight, was it really that obvious?
>>145310905What's wrong with arm cranks? I've only ever seen Jones haters seethe about it.Nigga, you're allowed to attack the arm/shoulder with joint locks.
>>145311243based
>>145311294People seethe at the silliest things. Some people didn't like usman's foot stomps but attempting to break someone's leg with kicks is all good.
>>145311191why are you making up random lies nige
how exactly is power slap used in terms of money laundering or whatever?it's obviously a joke company that has no real fans, so what's really going on there?
>>145311371mma fighter should be attempting to damage each other's brains only, going to ligaments is far too savage
>>145311394it's apparently the #1 social media trend of the month in india and pakistan
>>145311371All those complaints originate from pearl clutching jones haters.What's wrong with knee stomps? If you're going to ban those for fighter safety, head kicks definitely need to go. Head punches too.Worried you might get injured from a leg lock? Tap faster. Simple as that.
>>145310625Holy cope Zatdaddy broke his face
>>145311385meh idgaf if you don't believe me, there have been loads of cans that fought in the ufc and I happen to know one
>>145311480yeah well I knocked out Stipe in his prime behind an Applebee's
>>145311501I believe this
>>145310096It wouldn’t be fair to sanction two nostril non-Covid khamzat against anyone The universe had to bring this monster down to a relatively human level
middle east cards are non-canon
Da Crazy Hawaiian would turn Illia into a stain.
>>145311452It’s shit fighting and boring af like almost as bad as crotch sniffing
>>145308603Dickass dump feces
whittakers chin IS LITERALLY cracked
dricus will submit khamzat
>>145311690Dickass diddy feces? Yeah I’m thinking Zatdaddy rapes him in round 1
>>145311788you seem mentally sound
>>145311727That poor child.
>>145311788Stop being gay paki.
>>145311727Is it too early to fix Ace‘ hairline in Turkey?
>>145311727What a strange individual
>>145311837Zatdaddy will GAPE dickass just to show him that being gay is haram. Ya feel me?
we'll find out october 26th
Pereddit was smart to move up so he could duck Zatdaddy. His career would’ve been ended Im under 2 minutes
>fight fairy says Khamzat looks scared and worried>immediately proceeds to dominate and smesh reddit rob's jaw into oblivion
>>145312027scared cause what he was bout to do to that individual meng
>>145311437
cant believe whittaker did worse that bumrs
How will you remember Max and Robert?
>burns win eclipsed by sean bradygrim>whittaker win eclipsed by dricus du plessisnot as bad
>>145312115as two time champions, screencap this
>>145311727This hap or ace
>>145312164Aceman I believe
>you're a great fighter but the belt stays with meSOON
In ten years I'm gonna be arguing with new age cazzie about if Max was ever any good.
>>145312115>>145312147whittaker>never a real champion (only interim)>never defended his belt (yoel missed weight wasn't a title fight)>killed by gay anime manmax>multiple undeserved titleshots vs volk>wins a fake belt that means nothing>b-b-best boxer in the ufc while eating 100+ shots a fight and developing cte livetwo bums
>>145312312Spoiler alert: he wasn't
I feel bad for Bobby, his face will never look the same. Sucks because he was good looking. No homo.
>>145312294uh no I don't think you're aware of what you're seeing. khamzat is jon jones elite tier. ddp isn't close to his level.
>The future Hall of Famer Poobert Shittaker
>>145312372That is so belittling of them, especially Max. What about his career prior to fighting Volk? That alone puts him as one of the greatest fighters.
love to see it
>>145312430this shit bugs me to no enddude was never a real championhe never beat anyone to win the belt and never defended it
>>145312415He will find a way to win
>>145312449the only reason people rate him is because he beat aldo twice after aldo had already had a dozen defences
>>145312456Yoel Romero was a hecking monster dude, a 40 yars old wrstler who doesn't wrestle, can't move his neck, loses 90% of all his fights before finding a fluke finish and lost to Poolo Costurd right after fighting Rob.
>>145312415>jon jones elite tierso a massive fraud?
>>145312507lmao>THE OLYMPIC WRESLTER YOEL ROMEROdude never shot a takedown in his lifefuck joe rogan
>>145312507Yoel won the 2nd Rob fight
>>145312456Bisping and GSP did duck him
>>145312537gsps anus fell out not his fault
>>145312568should have took his anus medicine, totally his fault
>>145312599he's french he's literally allergic to anus medicine
Ducked by 40 year old one-eyed Bisping, the litmus test for any great fighter
>>145312537GSP's health was fucked up. I'm surprised he even took the Bisping fight. Worked out in the end though
volk should simply wrestlefuck eelia, he got pancaked by bryce mitchell with AIDS
max should've retired on the spot, chins cracked, whoever he fights next will put him out too
sickening card truly grotesque hellish
The Bisping fight was an awful showing for GSP. He was losing until he knocked him down which was literally only possible because of his missing eye.And that version of Bisping nearly died against the corpse of Dan Henderson and Anderson Silva.
>>145312655doubtful, toporio hits quite a lot harder than the average featherweight. the man is 40 fights into his career and just got cracked for the first time he's not like overeem getting wobbled by a stiff wind
/heem/ never credits to a fighter and will belittle anyone after a loss. According to you, no fighter was ever good and all their wins were against bums. In 3 years, you’ll say Topuria and Khamzat always sucked.
>>145312675Huh? I remember him dominating that fight even on the feet. He was even about to finish Bisping in the first before the bell rang if I remember correctly. Obviously GSP looked like shit compared to what he used to, but he still made Bisping look easy.
>>145312706you literally don't understand how this works
>>145312732those guys do suck doe
>>145312732I've hated Shittaker for years actually, fuck you!
khamzat and topuria were never good
Why are manlets so strong
any tapas waiters here ?is ilia even known in spain?
Remember when bj Penn was ilia taporia ?
>>145312748>getting KOed a single time in your career means aljamain sterling is gonna heem you in your next fight you don't know how anything works you're like a newborn infant without object permanence. lots of guys get heemed, it's not a death sentence. stipe got heemed by DC then ate a hundred of his punches en route to winning the rematch
>>145312756Fuck you too
>>145312732topuria just heem half the champs that have ever existed at his weight class and the others are>aldo>conorsuffice to say he's pretty much already cemented as a all time great
>>145312817eyepoked into a KO...fucking DC.
BJ Penn was the Ilia Topuria of his generation
aljo subs topuria actually
ian garry is the only good fighter currently
>>145312845unironically I'd rather see topuria defend against Lopes, and then Aljo makes sense. Everyone else is dogshit at featherweight.
uh.... guys? who is merab going to root for in ilia vs aljo?
>>145312862exposed by geoffrey neal sadly
>>145312874friend for long timeor georgian who would rather be spanishhmmm hard choice
>>145312831/heem/ won’t admit it. /heem/ will say those weren’t good wins.
>>145312882talmbout his 30-27 dismantling of geoff neal?
>>145312732The sport keeps evolving, at some point Pettis looked unstoppable and kept finishing the best lightweights in the world.Then fundamental flaws in his game got exposed and he went 7-12 in the rest of his MMA career and he was only 35 by the end of it.
>>145312874That might break Merab fragile mind, he has deep homosexual lust for the both of them.
>>145312907i saw it 29-28 neal
>>145312904I think max is better at 155 and I was disappointed he came back down for a undeserved title shot after the justin winbut he's still in the running for top 5 in the division
>>145312957because you are not white
>>145312986>>145312986>>145312986
>>145312972Why bring race into the discussion?
>>145312836Topuria "dare to be great" moment was fighting a bum at lightweight, BJ finished the dominant champion at welterweight and had a competive fight against a top light heavyweight.
>>145312831You are acting like Aldo and Conor were never good already, why wouldn't this happen to Topuria.
>>145312972you're chinese lil bro. me and my aryan brother derek cleary know what we saw
>>145307649Tekken shit
>>145307856Try taking an unexpected elbow at fullspeed
>>145312732they do suck, it's a sad state when they're winning
GAHHHH FUCKK I FORGOT THE FIGHTS WERE EARLY FUCKKKK
so is Illia white
