im back to 80:( pls help

>>145309666
Its a team

Thinking of o2.5+btts for feyenoord match

all these sports and players are painful to entertain

Football has been dogshit for betting this weekend. All the favourites lost and multiple games were decided in the injury time.

Bet the bookie Jews are rubbing their hands together.

>>145310677
all you had to was bet on barca offsides and goals nigger

I don't deal with jews, but that was literally free money up to the limit

>>145310677
Agree. There's been so many little ways that bettors have been fucled over this weekend.

E.g. City were expected to DEMOLISH Southampton but only scored 1 goal.

File: 1729972720120930.jpg (117 KB, 983x1181)

117 KB JPG

>>145310811
If you're so wise you should be helping the other anons by sharing your wisdom BEFORE the match begins

File: 1720215115201382.jpg (166 KB, 1314x732)

166 KB JPG

Guys I desperately need a win tomorrow. Help a nibba out

>>145310947
Man United @2.3

West Ham are missing important players

>>145309860
>everybody loses
only eurotards that bet on soccer lmao

>>145311181
American sports its really awful this week too

took the over on this Nashville/Columbus game and of course these shitters have a goalless first period

>>145311343
>he wasn’t on the Boise state money train
ngmi
let me guess you also took the underdogs in ufc?

>>145311621
>>145311181
Post your winning bets from this weekend (you won't)

File: 193a379de6379b402.jpg (461 KB, 1440x1799)

461 KB JPG

>>145309860
Glow!

>>145311621
I did bet on Boise but just because the Ncaaf guy posted a positive handicap for the UNLV

>>145311905
I think a lot of them are controlled opposition.

Time for Bolivar ML

File: IMG_3438.jpg (1.64 MB, 4032x3024)

1.64 MB JPG

>>145311987
>>145311675
seething
crying
BTFO’d
welshie

>>145312639
Now give us tips for Sunday

>>145314115
pride comes before the fall

SMU tip was horrible

>>145314328
Fancy way of saying you can't repeat the success

>>145314331
Tomorrow GBP

>>145314115
Multibet on Lions, Ravens, Texans, Broncos, Chargers and Chiefs winning. For a slightly higher risk you can add the Jets and Packers to it.

Smaller bets on Dolphins and Cardinals, under 46.5 and Commanders and Bears, over 44.5.

That's what I'm doing at least.

>>145314439
Ask your mum for tomorrows tips when she’s tucking you in and reading your bedtime story
angry little welshman

>>145314488
Crab in a bucket

>>145314487
Do you have a good track record for American Football betting?

>>145314537
I posted all 3 of those bets before they hit retard
go back to fucking sheep

>>145314559
I have made a profit overall, yes.

>>145314569
Proof

>>145314651
I have £10 to gamble with. Should I take your bet?

>>145314925
Do whatever you want. You asked for tips and I gave them.

>>145315012
I'm asking if you have confidence in the bet

>>145314925
Dont waste on a parley

>>145315051
I do, although I have less confidence in the over/under bets that I mentioned.
You can make a series of low value simple bets instead to minimize your risk.

Disgusting kstate performance

>>145314875
>>145277177
>>145277208

>>145315060
What's your tip?

>>145316201
I already posted

SMU was literally the worst tip ever posted here.

>>145316388
No that would be the Man city sluprers for a @1.2 or something

>>145316201
LAFC on the ml @ 1.5 tomorrow
if LAFC wants to they can really run the score up, whitecaps are completely outclassed. lost 0-3 in both legs earlier in the season in the champions league against them.

>>145316201
Racing Santander @2.50
current Liga2 leader vs 3rd worst team

>>145311052
What does @2.3 mean?

Do I take Man Uni Draw no bet or straight up moneyline?

>>145317083
Looks like a good bet. Wonder why the odds are so good.

>>145317416
2.3 odds to win.

You can take 1.4 odds for a draw or win

>>145317416
+130

>>145317447
Away game. Coruna hasn't actually allowed too many goals relative to the middle and bottom of the table. 3 draws in their last 5 matches.

File: Prostate Exam.jpg (132 KB, 670x1000)

132 KB JPG

Gambling is fun when I win

>>145317447
its a lower scoring league, and deportivo doesnt actually allow that many goals against at home. 4goals against in 5 matches played despite being near the bottom of the table, even if racing does manage to get out infront, chances are it will be like 0-1 going into stoppage time, and then you are hoping the referee doesnt award some bullshit penalty or a racing defender makes a weird play or some bullshit. game can easily be decided by a refereeing decision.

Is this anon fucking with me guys? Is Man United guaranteed beating West Ham? I don't know these teams I just need a lock

i feel like this is the week to go against the favorites.

palace +0.5 @ 2.025

son is injured and tottenham are in the middle of a busy part of their schedule with 4 games in 11 days. palace does manage to draw against good teams sometimes. all you need is a tie.

>>145319524
First rule of ""soccer"" betting is never bet on Manchester United or any top side. Really never bet the PL.

It's the muggiest thing you can do. I think Man U wins, but wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.

>>145319524
This for example isn't terrible... favours Palace DC, but really Spurs should cut that Palace team up 1-3. Id read that game as it's plays out.

>>145319524
Why would a bet that pays out at 130% ROI be a lock? Just use your brain.

Early win on chink football
could have won one on korea too but didn't want two ongoing bets
let's try to not lose instantly the earnings

>>145309860
Who is that?

>>145300521
Very anemic performance by Dolehide. Obviously had no energy left for the final. Stupid of me to think after that Bronzetti match that she would have some left for another match. Basically wasted the money I made with the win against Bronzetti. Can't stop being greedy and going for unnecessary bullshit.

>>145320004
a franco-american jewess, you have no chance

Got x100 yesterday in BLG vs WBG.
Gonna just say GenG is beats T1 today 3:2. Use this info with caution.

>>145320050
>GenG
I took them to win @1.67

>>145319731
>never bet on any top side
Mate, you tipped Necaxa Women at 1.30

>>145310677
Did i ever let you down anglomug? I'll post it again: Fenerbahce, Bayern, Celtic treble @1.90
other favourites to keep an eye on (at least for live): PAOK, Benfica, Olympiakos, Ajax, Rangers, Qarabag, Slavia Praga.
Also took FCSB dnb @1.60 a few days ago, and GenG as mentioned

>>145320091
Come on rom... Top side does not mean the league leaders on Mexican women football.

>>145320590
No,no, i get it. Just that if i'd post Fener @1.30 you'd call me a retarded mug and refuse to elaborate kek
Check out the odds for Johor Darul Takzim @1.48 in Malaysia, starting in 25 mins. Opened 1.20 and usually they steamroll everybody domestically, now they play the team in 2nd place, but Johor beat them 6-1 not long ago, and Selangor are without their striker from Bolivar. Any value there?

>>145320736
Id call you a mug regardless but I still love you xx

>>145320736
Doubled up the ML and u3.5 to make it worthwhile

File: 1730032094414.png (17 KB, 380x617)

17 KB PNG

Experimenting with a new stat data model and this is what it advised for today's EPL:

Tottenham WIN
Other games DRAW

>>145310677
Betfair must be kicking themselves. They settle results on the 90th minute if yours is winning.

>>145320886
(T_T)
>>145320951
I also meme'd myself into it

lost $500 yesterday

>>145321027
On Yank NBA/"""CFB""" shit?

File: 1714634154553167.png (23 KB, 506x107)

23 KB PNG

bad lines
easy money

>>145321058
Angry little sheepfucker
did your mum give you some tips when she made your porridge for breakfast?

>>145321120
You're so angry

>>145321125
I’m not the one losing every bet and asking for handouts on a taiwanese seed identification forum

Astrologically the sun entered Scorpio for this weekend and is a hard 90 degrees from Mars which is in the worst possible place which is Cancer which means anyone doing physical activity or something that requires aggression will be a BAN while doing it. Been that way for a couple months which is why sports have looked strange but post Halloween Mars reenters Leo which is a better sign.

>>145320023
Bitch

>>145321158
No.

>>145321026
3 shots this half Romy hahahaha

Any tips on bet sizing?

I'm betting on u2.5 goals in the union berlin game btw.

>>145321239
The standard is 1% of the funds for a small, 2% med, 5% high and then I can't remember but a SPECIAL STAKE like 10%.

In reality keep it small, apply a confidence of backing your own picks, trusting others less. So 0.75% / 0.5% on things you're not yourself confident on.

>>145321239
Take your change out of your pocket. Deduct the cost of public transport. The remainder is how much you put on.

File: 1699374466086408.jpg (28 KB, 239x520)

28 KB JPG

>>145321239
>>145321268
Btw
>bet small and med until a special stake arrives
is a formula that i got from you (or another british flag) 4 years ago

NFL Darnell Mooney (ATL) Over 49.5 Total Receiving Yards -105 @ FanDuel 1.05u
Analysis: This is a spot for Mooney to exploit against a Bucs secondary that will be without Jamel Dean and has already been routinely victimized in the passing game

Mooney ATTD is +225 on ESPN and +220 on FanDuel, also worth a .5u play (TD odds on Pinnacle are +191)

>>145321268
Thanks.
>>145321292
Gonna risk the 5 bucks I use for public transport too. I'm pretty confident and a 2h walk doesn't sound too bad either.

EPL: Chelsea ML -120 1.2U

Celta vigo first to score @1,87

>>145321312
That's just 2014-2017 era /bet/ talk.

Need a shrewdie NOW

I am once again falling for the trap
San Francisco -4.5 vs Dallas tonight
cowboys are bad and 49ers find ways to win

why is my wife in the op?

NFL Miami Dolphins -4.0 Point Spread -110 @ 1.1u

Broncos/Panthers O2.5 turnovers @ -125

>>145321927
Bryce young over 1 TO was the same price this morning i think

>>145321489
watching the game on the bookie website
holy shit i hate football
niggas be in front of the goal and instead of shooting they just make a billion meme passes

Et voilà
i hate shitters
won't shoot in front of the goal, but will lose the ball stupidly in front of their own goal

>want to put chelsea to score next
>

>>145321232
i thought the u2.5 was fucking dumb but i'm so glad you got it

>>145322225
u3.5*

>>145322189
>(((to score next)))
fixed

>>145321554
TEARS

>>145322225
Never in doubt

>>145321892
Oh wow Tua is back? that was fast. Cards win was so flukey last Thursday. So was the dolphins loss last week with their 4th string in. I'm going to take it.

United are awful.

File: file.png (9 KB, 285x246)

9 KB PNG

>>145317083
I told you, based early payout
I expected them to win 1-0 desu

brann v tromsø over 1.5 @1.18
atletico madrid v betis over 1.5 @1.38
acca @ 1.63

>>145323905
Good tip. I wish I put more on it.

Warriors -9.5 is a steal. Plus half the money is on the Clippers so it's not a Vegas game

Btts liv/ars?

>>145325189
did u bet?

>>145325727
Yes

RomRom, well done on Fenerbache (you mug)

passed a decent bet on swedish game
wanted nice to score third goal and there fag score 2 minutes later, wish i did.. odds was juicy somehow (which made me doubt)
Missed some other opporunity
i'm getting cold feet

Roma, wtb for FCSB

Overs? DNB FCSB?

>>145327249
thanks
>>145328512
i think even without dnb, home win @2.00 is worth 1 or 2 units. ever since they promoted back to 1st division rapid has been their nemesis, but these players haven't played together and i have the feeling it's gonna be similar to the 3-1 win in 2022

>>145329336
oh yeah, and that midfielder Kait, from rapid, whenever he plays they're losing, he's probably the worst footballer in history

File: Screenshot_20241027_18325(...).jpg (411 KB, 1080x1462)

411 KB JPG

I WON 2 BETS

patetico to score @1.65

>>145329683
nice

>3 odds parlay with 2 game, @2,2 and 1,3
>hesitate to remove thje 1,3
>put it anyway
>some dude in the 1,3 game enters at 90', scores at 90', killing the bet
>the 2,2 odds pass easily
still in positive today doe

>>145330100
Do you have any more tips for foreign teams?

O2.5 osasuna/sociedad?

Club Atlético Talleres vs. CA Tigre

BTTS - @2.1

>>145324623
>counting on atletico

>>145331043
I have talleres wining that game.

>>145331080
That game reeks of a 1-1. Can see Atletico getting a penal.

File: RodrigoSlip.jpg (692 KB, 2880x3600)

692 KB JPG

>>145331159
Have you backed it?

>>145330547
Los Angeles FC @1.48 (West Conference winner vs 8th place, also Vancouver played midweek)

and for tomorrow
Al Ittihad (Benzema's team) @1.17 (top division 2nd place vs 2nd division 8th place, also Al Hillal, Al Nassr and Al Ittihad aren't going to lose until the semifinals of the arab cup)
Universitatea Cluj @2.25 (current 1st place vs last place and 2nd worst home team in the league)

have a nice bet

>>145331199
You'll learn.

>>145331959
I didn't bet on it

File: Screenshot_20241027_19322(...).jpg (178 KB, 1080x1626)

178 KB JPG

Thoughts?

I added some American football

will probably be gone for a while

>>145332493
You being arrested?

>>145332551
his coworkers are knocking on his door to bring him to work

>>145332167
Those are good American football picks

>>145332822
Are we friends now

>>145332551
>>145332681
Kek
>>145332493
Don't be gone too long bro. Bet needs you

>>145332493

>for a while
he mean for 30 minutes.

>>145333032
Yes

File: 1249609339473.jpg (31 KB, 512x384)

31 KB JPG

>>145331319

>Saquon Barkley anytime TD
Jalen Hurts gets 2 rushing TD's from the 1-yard line
>Breece Hall anytime TD
Braelon Allen comes in for one play on the drive and gets it on the 1-yard line
>Had no bets on TE's scoring a TD despite it being National Tight End day
Kyle Pitts x2, Cade Otton x2, Tucker Kraft, Mark Andrews, David Njoku, Tyler Conklin, Sam LaPorta, Brock Wright score (still have Fant, Kincaid, Bowers, Kelce, Ertz, and Kmet to play)

Some awful luck and some plain stupidity on my part today. I wish you better.

Raiders mocked Mahomes all offseason so expect an angry chiefs to cover the spread easy

i played
i lost

>>145324818
Is it 2017?

With that last past devante adams over 50 yards hallelujah

Knew I should have cashed that green bay bet out.

>>145321892
bro ur so fucking trash kys

File: Clown-Applying-Makeup.jpg (52 KB, 338x798)

52 KB JPG

>>145334551
>tfw betted on the -4 handicap

oH lOoK, hAnD eGg bEtS lOsInG

Drake LONDON ruining my parlay

>>145335042
lose $15 lil guy? thats 1 hour work for you

Wheres the nba stats guy?

File: dolphins.png (28 KB, 1095x205)

28 KB PNG

>>145335423
over 300

>>145335626
thats 20 hours work

File: gems.png (57 KB, 1302x374)

57 KB PNG

>>145335626
That guys its dropping gems right there

>>145335854
>posts losing bet he bought alt lines on

NCAAF Indiana Hoosiers () -7.0 Point Spread -110 @ 1u (versus MSU)
NCAAF Florida Gators () +17.0 Point Spread -110 @ 1u (versus UGA)

more bets to fade

I havent been here for like 10 years, there used to be this blonde british twink football tipster that everybody used to spam back in the day, cant remember his name, is he still around?

File: gem.png (57 KB, 1303x322)

57 KB PNG

>>145335908
You are very low iq
>>145335972
Thank you keep them coming

>>145336127
Mackers? He's a billionaire now.

San Diego unders are the new thing

>>145336944
Is he really now? Everybody used to meme him back then, did he actually made it?

>>145337542
Nah I dunno. You just reminded me he existed. Seems he owns a company called Mckeown investments limited now, whether that's anything big or just selling u19 Icelandic women bets to nobheads I can't tell.

>>145337858
>>145337542
Tears mugs.

Sad enough to know BritTurk, Oil, coralfag, that Dutch unibwin, the horse racing one who tipped the horse that literally collapsed before the finish line.

And Romanian mainstream mugs tough that hasn't changed.

>>145338174
You did use those learned expertise to become a proffesional bettor, didn't you?

>>145338448
No because they were mugs as well

File: IMG_6667.jpg (301 KB, 1290x1725)

301 KB JPG

Thinking of cashing out, Washington can’t get within the 10

>>145339376
If you are okay with the number they are giving, no shame in cashing out

I need a Javonte Williams touchdown

How likely is that looking American bros?

>>145340292
With a large lead Denver will run the ball in the 2nd half, so good enough I think.

just lost my 11 team parlay, what’s everyone drinking tonight?

Lions W
Packers W
Texans W
Falcons W
Jets L
Ravens L
Bills
Chargers
Commanders
Chiefs
Broncos

i went 7-2 last week, gonna kms if it happens again

>>145340715
Okay I will stick with the bet

>>145320004
asmr glow

File: b.png (72 KB, 1440x960)

72 KB PNG

JUST GIVE THEM THE BALL AHHHH

File: IMG_7209.png (436 KB, 1170x2532)

436 KB PNG

Someone tell me what to bet

>>145342755
fucking seriously

what the fuck is minshew doing

>>145309860
i am gooning to her perfect child bearing hips on the regular

>>145341135
fuck this bullshit, going through with it

Probably gonna avoid American football going forward.

Javonte Williams was the favourite to touchdown and Denver were on top the entire game, yet I still lost.

>>145344061
Why would you listen to these yanks Nigel...

>>145344112
They always seem to win

>>145344147
Find one winning yank tip in this or the last thread.

I've genuinely considered laying small on all of them.

CAM ON TALLERES

WIN SOME FACKING GAMEEEE

>>145344235
i'm putting a small bet on Ottawa in NHL tonight.

>>145345021
ML?

>>145345084
yes

>>145345021
How do I know if that's a trap and you're actually on Colorado.

>>145345314
if you want to bet on colorado, go ahead.

>>145309860
Fuck you Pokimane!

>>145345362
>>145345021
Well now I'm just confused what to lay.

>>145344927
throw a unit on Tucuman too.
Lanus is playing with subs because they are focused on suramericana.

>>145309860
Browns +8 was the easiest money I ever won.

>>145345663
kek I bet on the raven shitters but I cashed out while they were ahead. Still made a profit thankfully.

I need Warriors to beat Clippers.

Any experienced basketball bros tell me how likely that is

>>145345663
i took the ravens and right after i did i was thinking i made a mistake. it was just a lot to cover, a more functional QB coming in, still a good defense, on the road.

are we on LAFC?

>>145347200
They're trailing 5 points going into Q3 but Clippers are looking really tired. Steph Curry masterclass incoming.

>>145347459
>Giroud
yes, this is the time

Every time I bet on the favourite they lose.

Every. Fucking. Time.

>checks past 5 matches between teams
>checks recent for of both teams
>checks injuries and suspensions
>check bookies favourites

Still lose. I am cursed. This is bullshit. I'm stuck winning £1 maybe £2. Whenever I make a bigger wager it loses.

>>145348012
Share your bets with us then

benalty awarded. hope you locked into lafc.

File: Screenshot_20241028_02254(...).jpg (317 KB, 1080x1154)

317 KB JPG

>>145348262
Just cba anymore

>>145348012
anons called palace and racing santander for you today.

>>145348320
The problem is that there's 100 calls in every thread and only a couple of them actually hit.

Then when you complain everyone is like "HURR I TOLD YOU TO BET ON THIS!!!" It's a minefield of advice.

>>145348381
The only wrong bet advise i gave this week was navy

>>145348424
So I'll ask you directly. What is your advice now?

>>145348572
For today?
Dallas Mavericks,now the handicap its where you should be willing to risk for the gains

>>145348765
I can't really risk. I'm looking for a lock.

whitecaps finished

File: n3em1kepjc1c1.jpg (39 KB, 225x350)

39 KB JPG

These games are all as close to a lock as you can get:

Porto vs. AVS
> ML - 1.3

Preston vs. Arsenal
> ML - 1.22

Atalanta vs. Monza
> ML - 1.33

Juventus vs. Parma
> ML - 1.38

Let me know what you would add or if you disagree with my selections.

>>145311748
>>145320023
>tattoo
doesn't that mean she can't be buried in a Jewish cemetary?

>>145310947
Who tf desperatley needs a win? Don't tell me you went broke with this shit? This is meant to be fun. Not an income

File: file.png (16 KB, 480x223)

16 KB PNG

for today
Universitatea Cluj @2.00
Al-Ittihad @1.17

reasons here >>145331272

New York football giants +6 vs the Steelers is obviously a trap
I think I might buy a point and fall for the trap

>>145352120
The last tip you gave was good so I'll back this.

>>145352653
Daniel Jones is 1-14 in prime time games, but the Giants defense will probably do a better job than the Jets did. I know a month or so ago teams were not covering larger spreads much, don't know if that is still the case.

Praying for a goal in that turk game that is on right now.
Come on turks, just score. I will even buy a kebab.

GUARANTEED LOCK - I HAVE A SOURCE AT THE CLUB

Xavi Hernandez to be next Man United manager

@3.25

>>145354514
You should get your £1.50 on at betfair at 7.6 rather than whichever bookie you use.

>>145354747
Betfair take commission

i took BTTS + O2.5 in galatasaray/besiktas

>>145354770
Yeah, 2%. £1 at 3.25 returns £3.25.

£1 at 7.6 returns £7.60 minus 2 percent of £6.60 which is 13 pence.

>>145348012
If only you were able to bet against the favorite

>>145347200
It’s a guarantee. Clippers couldn’t beat the Warriors on their best day

>>145355886
Clippers won btw

>>145355990
Lol sure they did

>>145354003
Favorites are covering large spreads like hotcakes. Vegas can't stop outsmarting themselves. Tonight is basically Ohio State/Oregon vs random shitter but everyone's still clinging to that NFL is competitive crap. Steelers are going to HEEM the gnats.

>>145356133
just yesterday the jets and ravens failed to cover spreads of 7 and 8 points. and the giants defense has gotten them some games [seattle] they had no business winning on paper.

>>145356298
In retrospect those 1 o'clock games were predictable let downs but tonight is just good vs bad. The giants belong in the same tier as the Seahawks so that's not doing much for them here. Why couldn't Russ put one more drive in the air than Jones? And he even the rest of the way. Thats all a -6 is saying. I bet they manage to run it at the end of the game too because the giants are demoralized.

>>145352120
>Universitatea Cluj @2.00
very nice

File: Screenshot_20241028_18050(...).jpg (198 KB, 1080x734)

198 KB JPG

>>145352120
>>145356888
I took them at 1nil down :)

Good tip Chile bro

File: file.png (7 KB, 285x174)

7 KB PNG

>>145352120
>>145356888
>>145356964
we did it bros

>>145356990
Now we wait for Al Ittihad to get 2nil

>>145357025
that match doesn't have early payout for me, too bad
I need to wait until the end

tonight’s game has to be the most primetime under in all of primetime unders

>>145357581
maybe, but the steelers did put up a lot of points in the 2nd half against the jets. it's a pretty low number, too. 36.5 last i checked today.

File: Screenshot_20241028_19310(...).jpg (293 KB, 1080x1149)

293 KB JPG

>>145357084
We won :)

File: file.png (16 KB, 284x438)

16 KB PNG

it was a good day
I also did one for the Galatasaray match and won

I need to check tomorrow, but we have Copa del Rey (there is a some of 1/2 division vs 3/4/5/6 division games for the next 3 days) and the Al Nassr match too
I'm going to check and post it later or tomorrow in the morning

>>145358482
congrats, I'm glad you won

File: 1669865029997255.png (41 KB, 673x460)

41 KB PNG

>>145358532
Thanks! I will keep an eye out for your tips.

>>145357581
Thats 18.5 points per team. say each team gets 12 posessions per game, make it 10 for arguments sake. Then all they'd have to do is score 3/10 times. Say steelers score 3 touchdowns and giants 2 tds and a measlyn field goal. 21-17. I don't care how "good" these "defenses" are. The offenses have ONE job. If you take the under don't complain if a bounce doesn't go your way because that number will always be hanging by a thread.

>>145359930
> I don't care how "good" these "defenses" are. The offenses have ONE job.
There were 5 teams just this week that scored 15 or less points

right now the only bets i've placed on MNF are O2.5 turnovers and O1.5 field goals by pittsburgh's kicker

Back Vini Ballon d'Or NOW. The leaked list (with Vini winning) has been accurate up to now.

>>145360427
Vini would be there if he won

>>145360500
Real Madrid won best team and Ancelotti best coach and they didn't show either.

>>145348290
Sorry lad, that kewab team conceded with 10 minutes left. You tailed tucuman right?

Coritiba to win. @1.75, they just missed a penalty.