EVERYBODY LOSES
im back to 80:( pls help
>>145309666Its a team
Thinking of o2.5+btts for feyenoord match
all these sports and players are painful to entertain
Football has been dogshit for betting this weekend. All the favourites lost and multiple games were decided in the injury time. Bet the bookie Jews are rubbing their hands together.
>>145310677all you had to was bet on barca offsides and goals niggerI don't deal with jews, but that was literally free money up to the limit
>>145310677Agree. There's been so many little ways that bettors have been fucled over this weekend. E.g. City were expected to DEMOLISH Southampton but only scored 1 goal.
>>145310811If you're so wise you should be helping the other anons by sharing your wisdom BEFORE the match begins
Guys I desperately need a win tomorrow. Help a nibba out
>>145310947Man United @2.3West Ham are missing important players
>>145309860>everybody losesonly eurotards that bet on soccer lmao
>>145311181American sports its really awful this week too
took the over on this Nashville/Columbus game and of course these shitters have a goalless first period
>>145311343>he wasn’t on the Boise state money train ngmi let me guess you also took the underdogs in ufc?
>>145311621>>145311181Post your winning bets from this weekend (you won't)
>>145309860Glow!
>>145311621I did bet on Boise but just because the Ncaaf guy posted a positive handicap for the UNLV
>>145311905I think a lot of them are controlled opposition.
Time for Bolivar ML
>>145311987>>145311675seethingcryingBTFO’d welshie
>>145312639Now give us tips for Sunday
>>145314115pride comes before the fall
SMU tip was horrible
>>145314328Fancy way of saying you can't repeat the success
>>145314331Tomorrow GBP
>>145314115Multibet on Lions, Ravens, Texans, Broncos, Chargers and Chiefs winning. For a slightly higher risk you can add the Jets and Packers to it. Smaller bets on Dolphins and Cardinals, under 46.5 and Commanders and Bears, over 44.5. That's what I'm doing at least.
>>145314439Ask your mum for tomorrows tips when she’s tucking you in and reading your bedtime storyangry little welshman
>>145314488Crab in a bucket
>>145314487Do you have a good track record for American Football betting?
>>145314537I posted all 3 of those bets before they hit retardgo back to fucking sheep
>>145314559I have made a profit overall, yes.
>>145314569Proof
>>145314651I have £10 to gamble with. Should I take your bet?
>>145314925Do whatever you want. You asked for tips and I gave them.
>>145315012I'm asking if you have confidence in the bet
>>145314925Dont waste on a parley
>>145315051I do, although I have less confidence in the over/under bets that I mentioned. You can make a series of low value simple bets instead to minimize your risk.
Disgusting kstate performance
>>145314875>>145277177>>145277208
>>145315060What's your tip?
>>145316201I already posted
SMU was literally the worst tip ever posted here.
>>145316388No that would be the Man city sluprers for a @1.2 or something
>>145316201LAFC on the ml @ 1.5 tomorrowif LAFC wants to they can really run the score up, whitecaps are completely outclassed. lost 0-3 in both legs earlier in the season in the champions league against them.
>>145316201Racing Santander @2.50current Liga2 leader vs 3rd worst team
>>145311052 What does @2.3 mean?Do I take Man Uni Draw no bet or straight up moneyline?
>>145317083Looks like a good bet. Wonder why the odds are so good.
>>1453174162.3 odds to win. You can take 1.4 odds for a draw or win
>>145317416+130
>>145317447Away game. Coruna hasn't actually allowed too many goals relative to the middle and bottom of the table. 3 draws in their last 5 matches.
Gambling is fun when I win
>>145317447its a lower scoring league, and deportivo doesnt actually allow that many goals against at home. 4goals against in 5 matches played despite being near the bottom of the table, even if racing does manage to get out infront, chances are it will be like 0-1 going into stoppage time, and then you are hoping the referee doesnt award some bullshit penalty or a racing defender makes a weird play or some bullshit. game can easily be decided by a refereeing decision.
Is this anon fucking with me guys? Is Man United guaranteed beating West Ham? I don't know these teams I just need a lock
i feel like this is the week to go against the favorites.palace +0.5 @ 2.025son is injured and tottenham are in the middle of a busy part of their schedule with 4 games in 11 days. palace does manage to draw against good teams sometimes. all you need is a tie.
>>145319524First rule of ""soccer"" betting is never bet on Manchester United or any top side. Really never bet the PL.It's the muggiest thing you can do. I think Man U wins, but wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.>>145319524This for example isn't terrible... favours Palace DC, but really Spurs should cut that Palace team up 1-3. Id read that game as it's plays out.
>>145319524Why would a bet that pays out at 130% ROI be a lock? Just use your brain.
Early win on chink footballcould have won one on korea too but didn't want two ongoing betslet's try to not lose instantly the earnings
>>145309860Who is that?
>>145300521Very anemic performance by Dolehide. Obviously had no energy left for the final. Stupid of me to think after that Bronzetti match that she would have some left for another match. Basically wasted the money I made with the win against Bronzetti. Can't stop being greedy and going for unnecessary bullshit.
>>145320004a franco-american jewess, you have no chance
Got x100 yesterday in BLG vs WBG.Gonna just say GenG is beats T1 today 3:2. Use this info with caution.
>>145320050>GenGI took them to win @1.67
>>145319731>never bet on any top sideMate, you tipped Necaxa Women at 1.30
>>145310677Did i ever let you down anglomug? I'll post it again: Fenerbahce, Bayern, Celtic treble @1.90other favourites to keep an eye on (at least for live): PAOK, Benfica, Olympiakos, Ajax, Rangers, Qarabag, Slavia Praga. Also took FCSB dnb @1.60 a few days ago, and GenG as mentioned
>>145320091Come on rom... Top side does not mean the league leaders on Mexican women football.
>>145320590No,no, i get it. Just that if i'd post Fener @1.30 you'd call me a retarded mug and refuse to elaborate kekCheck out the odds for Johor Darul Takzim @1.48 in Malaysia, starting in 25 mins. Opened 1.20 and usually they steamroll everybody domestically, now they play the team in 2nd place, but Johor beat them 6-1 not long ago, and Selangor are without their striker from Bolivar. Any value there?
>>145320736Id call you a mug regardless but I still love you xx
>>145320736Doubled up the ML and u3.5 to make it worthwhile
Experimenting with a new stat data model and this is what it advised for today's EPL:Tottenham WINOther games DRAW
>>145310677Betfair must be kicking themselves. They settle results on the 90th minute if yours is winning.
>>145320886(T_T) >>145320951I also meme'd myself into it
lost $500 yesterday
>>145321027On Yank NBA/"""CFB""" shit?
bad lines easy money
>>145321058Angry little sheepfuckerdid your mum give you some tips when she made your porridge for breakfast?
>>145321120You're so angry
>>145321125I’m not the one losing every bet and asking for handouts on a taiwanese seed identification forum
Astrologically the sun entered Scorpio for this weekend and is a hard 90 degrees from Mars which is in the worst possible place which is Cancer which means anyone doing physical activity or something that requires aggression will be a BAN while doing it. Been that way for a couple months which is why sports have looked strange but post Halloween Mars reenters Leo which is a better sign.
>>145320023Bitch
>>145321158No.>>1453210263 shots this half Romy hahahaha
Any tips on bet sizing? I'm betting on u2.5 goals in the union berlin game btw.
>>145321239The standard is 1% of the funds for a small, 2% med, 5% high and then I can't remember but a SPECIAL STAKE like 10%.In reality keep it small, apply a confidence of backing your own picks, trusting others less. So 0.75% / 0.5% on things you're not yourself confident on.
>>145321239Take your change out of your pocket. Deduct the cost of public transport. The remainder is how much you put on.
>>145321239>>145321268Btw >bet small and med until a special stake arrivesis a formula that i got from you (or another british flag) 4 years ago
NFL Darnell Mooney (ATL) Over 49.5 Total Receiving Yards -105 @ FanDuel 1.05uAnalysis: This is a spot for Mooney to exploit against a Bucs secondary that will be without Jamel Dean and has already been routinely victimized in the passing gameMooney ATTD is +225 on ESPN and +220 on FanDuel, also worth a .5u play (TD odds on Pinnacle are +191)
>>145321268Thanks. >>145321292Gonna risk the 5 bucks I use for public transport too. I'm pretty confident and a 2h walk doesn't sound too bad either.
EPL: Chelsea ML -120 1.2U
Celta vigo first to score @1,87
>>145321312That's just 2014-2017 era /bet/ talk.
Need a shrewdie NOW
I am once again falling for the trapSan Francisco -4.5 vs Dallas tonightcowboys are bad and 49ers find ways to win
why is my wife in the op?
NFL Miami Dolphins -4.0 Point Spread -110 @ 1.1u
Broncos/Panthers O2.5 turnovers @ -125
>>145321927Bryce young over 1 TO was the same price this morning i think
>>145321489watching the game on the bookie websiteholy shit i hate footballniggas be in front of the goal and instead of shooting they just make a billion meme passes
Et voilài hate shitterswon't shoot in front of the goal, but will lose the ball stupidly in front of their own goal
>want to put chelsea to score next>
>>145321232i thought the u2.5 was fucking dumb but i'm so glad you got it
>>145322225u3.5*
>>145322189>(((to score next))) fixed
>>145321554TEARS>>145322225Never in doubt
>>145321892Oh wow Tua is back? that was fast. Cards win was so flukey last Thursday. So was the dolphins loss last week with their 4th string in. I'm going to take it.
United are awful.
>>145317083I told you, based early payoutI expected them to win 1-0 desu
brann v tromsø over 1.5 @1.18atletico madrid v betis over 1.5 @1.38acca @ 1.63
>>145323905Good tip. I wish I put more on it.
Warriors -9.5 is a steal. Plus half the money is on the Clippers so it's not a Vegas game
Btts liv/ars?
>>145325189did u bet?
>>145325727Yes
RomRom, well done on Fenerbache (you mug)
passed a decent bet on swedish gamewanted nice to score third goal and there fag score 2 minutes later, wish i did.. odds was juicy somehow (which made me doubt)Missed some other opporunityi'm getting cold feet
Roma, wtb for FCSBOvers? DNB FCSB?
>>145327249thanks>>145328512i think even without dnb, home win @2.00 is worth 1 or 2 units. ever since they promoted back to 1st division rapid has been their nemesis, but these players haven't played together and i have the feeling it's gonna be similar to the 3-1 win in 2022
>>145329336oh yeah, and that midfielder Kait, from rapid, whenever he plays they're losing, he's probably the worst footballer in history
I WON 2 BETS
patetico to score @1.65
>>145329683nice
>3 odds parlay with 2 game, @2,2 and 1,3>hesitate to remove thje 1,3>put it anyway>some dude in the 1,3 game enters at 90', scores at 90', killing the bet>the 2,2 odds pass easilystill in positive today doe
>>145330100Do you have any more tips for foreign teams?
O2.5 osasuna/sociedad?
Club Atlético Talleres vs. CA Tigre BTTS - @2.1
>>145324623>counting on atletico
>>145331043I have talleres wining that game.
>>145331080That game reeks of a 1-1. Can see Atletico getting a penal.
>>145331159Have you backed it?
>>145330547Los Angeles FC @1.48 (West Conference winner vs 8th place, also Vancouver played midweek)and for tomorrowAl Ittihad (Benzema's team) @1.17 (top division 2nd place vs 2nd division 8th place, also Al Hillal, Al Nassr and Al Ittihad aren't going to lose until the semifinals of the arab cup)Universitatea Cluj @2.25 (current 1st place vs last place and 2nd worst home team in the league)have a nice bet
>>145331199You'll learn.
>>145331959I didn't bet on it
Thoughts? I added some American football
will probably be gone for a while
>>145332493You being arrested?
>>145332551his coworkers are knocking on his door to bring him to work
>>145332167Those are good American football picks
>>145332822Are we friends now
>>145332551>>145332681Kek>>145332493Don't be gone too long bro. Bet needs you
>>145332493>for a whilehe mean for 30 minutes.
>>145333032Yes
>>145331319>Saquon Barkley anytime TDJalen Hurts gets 2 rushing TD's from the 1-yard line>Breece Hall anytime TDBraelon Allen comes in for one play on the drive and gets it on the 1-yard line>Had no bets on TE's scoring a TD despite it being National Tight End dayKyle Pitts x2, Cade Otton x2, Tucker Kraft, Mark Andrews, David Njoku, Tyler Conklin, Sam LaPorta, Brock Wright score (still have Fant, Kincaid, Bowers, Kelce, Ertz, and Kmet to play)Some awful luck and some plain stupidity on my part today. I wish you better.
Raiders mocked Mahomes all offseason so expect an angry chiefs to cover the spread easy
i playedi lost
>>145324818Is it 2017?
With that last past devante adams over 50 yards hallelujah
Knew I should have cashed that green bay bet out.
>>145321892bro ur so fucking trash kys
>>145334551>tfw betted on the -4 handicap
oH lOoK, hAnD eGg bEtS lOsInG
Drake LONDON ruining my parlay
>>145335042lose $15 lil guy? thats 1 hour work for you
Wheres the nba stats guy?
>>145335423over 300
>>145335626thats 20 hours work
>>145335626That guys its dropping gems right there
>>145335854>posts losing bet he bought alt lines on
NCAAF Indiana Hoosiers () -7.0 Point Spread -110 @ 1u (versus MSU)NCAAF Florida Gators () +17.0 Point Spread -110 @ 1u (versus UGA)more bets to fade
I havent been here for like 10 years, there used to be this blonde british twink football tipster that everybody used to spam back in the day, cant remember his name, is he still around?
>>145335908You are very low iq>>145335972Thank you keep them coming
>>145336127Mackers? He's a billionaire now.
San Diego unders are the new thing
>>145336944Is he really now? Everybody used to meme him back then, did he actually made it?
>>145337542Nah I dunno. You just reminded me he existed. Seems he owns a company called Mckeown investments limited now, whether that's anything big or just selling u19 Icelandic women bets to nobheads I can't tell.
>>145337858>>145337542Tears mugs.Sad enough to know BritTurk, Oil, coralfag, that Dutch unibwin, the horse racing one who tipped the horse that literally collapsed before the finish line.And Romanian mainstream mugs tough that hasn't changed.
>>145338174You did use those learned expertise to become a proffesional bettor, didn't you?
>>145338448No because they were mugs as well
Thinking of cashing out, Washington can’t get within the 10
>>145339376If you are okay with the number they are giving, no shame in cashing out
I need a Javonte Williams touchdownHow likely is that looking American bros?
>>145340292With a large lead Denver will run the ball in the 2nd half, so good enough I think.
just lost my 11 team parlay, what’s everyone drinking tonight? Lions WPackers WTexans WFalcons WJets LRavens L Bills Chargers Commanders Chiefs Broncos i went 7-2 last week, gonna kms if it happens again
>>145340715Okay I will stick with the bet
>>145320004asmr glow
JUST GIVE THEM THE BALL AHHHH
Someone tell me what to bet
>>145342755fucking seriously
what the fuck is minshew doing
>>145309860i am gooning to her perfect child bearing hips on the regular
>>145341135fuck this bullshit, going through with it
Probably gonna avoid American football going forward. Javonte Williams was the favourite to touchdown and Denver were on top the entire game, yet I still lost.
>>145344061Why would you listen to these yanks Nigel...
>>145344112They always seem to win
>>145344147Find one winning yank tip in this or the last thread.I've genuinely considered laying small on all of them.
CAM ON TALLERES WIN SOME FACKING GAMEEEE
>>145344235i'm putting a small bet on Ottawa in NHL tonight.
>>145345021ML?
>>145345084yes
>>145345021How do I know if that's a trap and you're actually on Colorado.
>>145345314if you want to bet on colorado, go ahead.
>>145309860Fuck you Pokimane!
>>145345362>>145345021Well now I'm just confused what to lay.
>>145344927throw a unit on Tucuman too. Lanus is playing with subs because they are focused on suramericana.
>>145309860Browns +8 was the easiest money I ever won.
>>145345663kek I bet on the raven shitters but I cashed out while they were ahead. Still made a profit thankfully.
I need Warriors to beat Clippers. Any experienced basketball bros tell me how likely that is
>>145345663i took the ravens and right after i did i was thinking i made a mistake. it was just a lot to cover, a more functional QB coming in, still a good defense, on the road.
are we on LAFC?
>>145347200They're trailing 5 points going into Q3 but Clippers are looking really tired. Steph Curry masterclass incoming.
>>145347459>Giroudyes, this is the time
Every time I bet on the favourite they lose. Every. Fucking. Time.
>checks past 5 matches between teams>checks recent for of both teams >checks injuries and suspensions >check bookies favourites Still lose. I am cursed. This is bullshit. I'm stuck winning £1 maybe £2. Whenever I make a bigger wager it loses.
>>145348012Share your bets with us then
benalty awarded. hope you locked into lafc.
>>145348262Just cba anymore
>>145348012anons called palace and racing santander for you today.
>>145348320The problem is that there's 100 calls in every thread and only a couple of them actually hit. Then when you complain everyone is like "HURR I TOLD YOU TO BET ON THIS!!!" It's a minefield of advice.
>>145348381The only wrong bet advise i gave this week was navy
>>145348424So I'll ask you directly. What is your advice now?
>>145348572For today?Dallas Mavericks,now the handicap its where you should be willing to risk for the gains
>>145348765I can't really risk. I'm looking for a lock.
whitecaps finished
These games are all as close to a lock as you can get:Porto vs. AVS> ML - 1.3Preston vs. Arsenal> ML - 1.22Atalanta vs. Monza > ML - 1.33Juventus vs. Parma> ML - 1.38Let me know what you would add or if you disagree with my selections.
>>145311748>>145320023>tattoodoesn't that mean she can't be buried in a Jewish cemetary?
>>145310947Who tf desperatley needs a win? Don't tell me you went broke with this shit? This is meant to be fun. Not an income
for todayUniversitatea Cluj @2.00Al-Ittihad @1.17reasons here >>145331272
New York football giants +6 vs the Steelers is obviously a trapI think I might buy a point and fall for the trap
>>145352120The last tip you gave was good so I'll back this.
>>145352653Daniel Jones is 1-14 in prime time games, but the Giants defense will probably do a better job than the Jets did. I know a month or so ago teams were not covering larger spreads much, don't know if that is still the case.
Praying for a goal in that turk game that is on right now. Come on turks, just score. I will even buy a kebab.
GUARANTEED LOCK - I HAVE A SOURCE AT THE CLUB Xavi Hernandez to be next Man United manager @3.25
>>145354514You should get your £1.50 on at betfair at 7.6 rather than whichever bookie you use.
>>145354747Betfair take commission
i took BTTS + O2.5 in galatasaray/besiktas
>>145354770Yeah, 2%. £1 at 3.25 returns £3.25. £1 at 7.6 returns £7.60 minus 2 percent of £6.60 which is 13 pence.
>>145348012If only you were able to bet against the favorite
>>145347200It’s a guarantee. Clippers couldn’t beat the Warriors on their best day
>>145355886Clippers won btw
>>145355990Lol sure they did
>>145354003Favorites are covering large spreads like hotcakes. Vegas can't stop outsmarting themselves. Tonight is basically Ohio State/Oregon vs random shitter but everyone's still clinging to that NFL is competitive crap. Steelers are going to HEEM the gnats.
>>145356133just yesterday the jets and ravens failed to cover spreads of 7 and 8 points. and the giants defense has gotten them some games [seattle] they had no business winning on paper.
>>145356298In retrospect those 1 o'clock games were predictable let downs but tonight is just good vs bad. The giants belong in the same tier as the Seahawks so that's not doing much for them here. Why couldn't Russ put one more drive in the air than Jones? And he even the rest of the way. Thats all a -6 is saying. I bet they manage to run it at the end of the game too because the giants are demoralized.
>>145352120>Universitatea Cluj @2.00very nice
>>145352120>>145356888I took them at 1nil down :)Good tip Chile bro
>>145352120>>145356888>>145356964we did it bros
>>145356990Now we wait for Al Ittihad to get 2nil
>>145357025that match doesn't have early payout for me, too badI need to wait until the end
tonight’s game has to be the most primetime under in all of primetime unders
>>145357581maybe, but the steelers did put up a lot of points in the 2nd half against the jets. it's a pretty low number, too. 36.5 last i checked today.
>>145357084We won :)
it was a good dayI also did one for the Galatasaray match and wonI need to check tomorrow, but we have Copa del Rey (there is a some of 1/2 division vs 3/4/5/6 division games for the next 3 days) and the Al Nassr match tooI'm going to check and post it later or tomorrow in the morning>>145358482congrats, I'm glad you won
>>145358532Thanks! I will keep an eye out for your tips.
>>145357581Thats 18.5 points per team. say each team gets 12 posessions per game, make it 10 for arguments sake. Then all they'd have to do is score 3/10 times. Say steelers score 3 touchdowns and giants 2 tds and a measlyn field goal. 21-17. I don't care how "good" these "defenses" are. The offenses have ONE job. If you take the under don't complain if a bounce doesn't go your way because that number will always be hanging by a thread.
>>145359930> I don't care how "good" these "defenses" are. The offenses have ONE job.There were 5 teams just this week that scored 15 or less points
right now the only bets i've placed on MNF are O2.5 turnovers and O1.5 field goals by pittsburgh's kicker
Back Vini Ballon d'Or NOW. The leaked list (with Vini winning) has been accurate up to now.
>>145360427Vini would be there if he won
>>145360500Real Madrid won best team and Ancelotti best coach and they didn't show either.
>>145348290Sorry lad, that kewab team conceded with 10 minutes left. You tailed tucuman right?Coritiba to win. @1.75, they just missed a penalty.