Yamamoto isn’t even pitching that well, this stankees rotation fucking sucks
My yanquipacos getting swept
>>145312579That shit is kinda cringe, but I can't be mad at a family looking that happy
>>145312579where is the rizzler?
>>145313066I got you
DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
I fuck fat girls only
doyers
Kino game! I’m ordering delivery so I don’t miss a second!
>>145313824>t. Chad
based trump chud commercial
https://youtu.be/T0OzW_ddB10?si=SDr7woq9z1DV99JU
>>145313824
>>145313814
CLAYTON FUCKING CRENSHAW BLVD
>>145313383Not bad, not bad, now post your horn.
good outing, yoshi
>>145312579rich piana looking ass
Dodgers!
>>145313814At least they got Arson Judge
Someone review the new WS hats. Are they chink shit again or they at least made in South America with American materials? I havent gotten a new post season hat since like 2020 I think cause shit quality.
This they/them ad is based af lmao
>wegovy commercialSAVE THE WHALES
>>145312579>To have the confidence to post this.I wish I had that.
>>145313862Baseball boomers FEAR the shark girl
>>145313868lel
>Oh no the poor dodgers got criticized :( This shit is so embarrassing
>another pitching changeGIVE UP.
one more inning for yama please hes dealing
>>145313645he looks like a thinner version of me
>aaron pookek
>>145313841>>145313824It's a slippery slide. I used to fuck BBW's, then I moved up SSBBW's and can't stop.Last girl I fucked was 560lbs and the first time I met her, the chair at the diner squeaked and sounded like it was going to break. That's the hardest I ever got and I knew there wasn't no turning back.Before long we brok a hotel bed and I never cum so hard
>>145313883nothing wrong with having a big girl
>taking hill outFor what purpose he was dealing
Not needing to buy an ad but this stream has the most depressed sports fans I have ever seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKsMR-vcalk
Can we stop Latinaposting for a single Doyerpaco gamethread. My dick has been beaten raw at this point.
>>145313889It's confidence from being a moron
D O Y E R S OYERS
This whole making new threads every 300 posts is dumb, it's less convenient to have to change all the time instead of just staying in the same thread
oh yeah, did Ohtani even win koshien or any trophy in japan?why is he playing like ass in a final?
>>145313924need to burn more arms
>>145313924As a doyer I wanted them to keep him in. If he's the best arm in the pen, I want to get a longer look at him.
>>145313924Bro there was no need to even waste him today. Exposing the good bullpen arms in a lost game is the dumbest shit Boone and the nerds in front office could do.
>>145313950>why is Fraudtani playing like ass in a final?
>>145313824Based
>>145313824Mama Justice can get it
Gura should go join Dooby
>>145313937I'll take it!
>Jeep ad has an american flag wavingOk?
>>145313883BASED
OH BOY MORE CELEBRITY WORSHIPMY FAVORITE
Nestor should be pitching mop up duty
HOLY SHIT DON DRAPER
>>145313883>>145313976WHALE WARS
>couldn't get John Hamm to wear the stupid doggie doo hatkek
>>1453139692 more weeks!
>>145313846It's a shame really
that grim list of celebritiesken koeung the 3rd biggest name they could find
>>145313974Real Americans buy Toyotas
why is everyone acting like this game is over? it's one swing away for fucks sake. by the way, yanks win the series 4-1
>>145313957>>145313960Ball knowers
>>145313950He won the Japan series in 2016
>>145313990CUBS SPOTTED
>>145313983nestor should be mopping the floors at a local office building
does Ro.co work better than Viagra
>>145312579https://youtu.be/gdstZDCCgAcus yanks have to dodge the orange man
>the team that spent 5 billion dollars is actually le underdog
Why are the Yankees so bad?
Has Boone not looked at Will Smith's playoff stat line? He keeps bringing in new pitchers to face him.
>>145314003Baseball ain't what it used to be
>>145313884>>145313844>>145313830thanks bros I am nervous but will try to find out how I can buy a mexican slampig with your advice (just realized last thread was over)
>>145314022They want to be white so bad holy shit
>>145314027>American dietDisgusting.
soon
>>145313995That's a woman
>>145313950doesn't matter. we all know edman won this series. ohtani maybe next time
>>145314005they haven't really been hitting that reliably against yamamoto
>>145313929We're just getting started ;)>>145313937
Oakland A's bros, are we in here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWBVm5wmL0&pp=ygUPcmVkZGljayB3YWxrIHVw
>>145313990that's a pretty man>>145313995that's a pretty man
>>145314032This post was NOT important enough to be posted twice
>>145314027I would love to have 0 self control and eat giant meaty meals throughout the day, but I don't understand the appeal of pop
>>145313995That is the fakest looking cock ever. Doesn't even bend in the shorts. I would know I have one.
>>145314018All the popular dick pills are older than dirt and widely available as dirt cheap generics, dunno why you'd use some expensive superbowl ad pharmacy
>>145313995Pretty sure Trump's Project 2025 says hot trannies with dicks still intact are safe.
>>145314027This is me but add a few beers before breakfast and a nap after the first meal
>>145314078bro you are indian dont talk to me
>>145314072Hell yeah. It's been fun seeing Rooker's reactions to the playoffs on The App Formerly Known As Twitter
>>145313878They're 100% polyester. Hats used to be made from wool.
>>145314032Search for "Figueroa Street" on YouTube
>>145314063and yamamoto is coming out shortly. ergo
>>145314095that's incredibly rude :(
>>145313995sauce?>>145314074kek
>>145314095kek btfo'd
>>145314071it looks like the fat was just sucked out of her stomach at shot in her ass. wtf
>>145314071>that bellybutton
>>145313853OH he's back !
>top of 7thwhy is he still pitching
leave 'moto indon't be a pussy dave
>>145314129Why not?
>>145314099Oh yeah its been like that for a while. It was after they forced the New Era badge on the left temple that they were exclusively made in chink land and haiti. My last American made hat was from the 2015 postseason. And its still holding up well.
>>145314027GLP1s would save this guy's life
>>145314106poojeet stop causing trouble in the thread go watch cricket
Siri, what was the Jewish population in Europe before WWII?
>>145314072
I can’t decide if Stanton is decent looking or ugly. Somehow he’s both at the same time
stanton scares me doyerbros...
>>145314129Why not? Yankees offense is kill
>Yamamoto at the top of the 7thWhat are you playing at Roberts?
>>145314129TO STRIKE THAT FAGGOT OUT
>>1453141416 million
>>145314137what if
>>145314027everyone knows who the superior new york team is nowstanks should have to relocate to new jersey
Aaron Judge struck out for the second time tonight. He is 1 for 8 with five strikeouts in the World Series. This postseason, he is 6 for 39 and slashing .154/.286/.333 with two home runs and six RBIs in 11 games.
you realize if you don't perform in the regular season you won't even MAKE the playoffs, let alone the world series? you guys are too hard on judge and ohtani. they did their part in helping them get here
I miss life back when this dude was called Mike Stanton
dude come on let him finish it fuck man its more entertainment
>>145314103Don’t listen to this anon! Figgy has incurable STDs!
>>145314140anon I'm gonna cry if you keep this up
>>145314150idk seems kinda ez to me
LEAVE HIM IN DAVE
>>145314145to me, hats and helmets make everyone look like hairless soldiers
>>145314163yea but they really liked his takes
shouldve let him finish the inning
dodgers just blew this game. yanks ERUPTION incoming.
i wasn't even worried
>>145314096>>145314143love y'all A's bros. Rooker is the man though. Did he have the You Love by The Outfield walkup song this year? I know everyone was boycotting, but I watched most of the games, just forget what song he stepped up to bat with.
>>145314145he has a nice butt - no homo
>>145313990Based true hometown fan
Joe Davis' voice sounds so artificial i don't like it
>>145314169This is as dumb as when Boone took Cole out yesterday. But Roberts will get away with it.
>>145314171okay okay you can stay and shitpost
>>145314158It would have been a solo hr at most, but he was throwing a 1 hitter.
Every Japanese kid is going to want to be a Dodger.
>>145314129pitch count is sub-90 and the yaks aren't hitting
Taking Yamamoto out is a bad move. Yankees are going to come back.
There goes my Senpai :)
Why did he take out his pitcher?? Was that a close call with that out from being bad?
WHAT THE FUCK why do they pull these pitchers at muh 85 pitches now. Baseball has gotten so damn gay since I last watched in 2019.
Pulling him is soulless come on Roberts.
Why take him out now? Wtf
4 Yankee runs incomingJK, they suck
>>145313990What's with the gay scarf
>>145314159I remember seeing a 1000 Ways to Die episode where this Asian dad swallowed a whole living squid and it killed him
>>145314164I still think Ohtani pulled his weight last night. Double, took advantage of the pitching error, sac run to tie it.
>>145314202AMAZING
>>145314180That is not the Roberts micromanaging way. You should know this by now.
>>145314027his breakfast probably has more calories than I eat in a day...
>>145314194it really is like they made him in a lab out of a big vat of announcer cum
>>145314183Yes, Jizz Jism Jr is *definitely* going to get something going here...>>145314188Maybe that's what it was at the start of the season but for most of the season it was Edge of Seventeen
>>145314163pete alonso mogs
>>145314197Yay thank you anonBut seriously that post did NOT need to be posted twice
Dave Roberts common mistake
>>145314159Sick culture.
>only commercials are meds, fast food, and sex pillsare these the only companies allowed to exist according to jews
>>145314210nerds finally took over sports
>>145314213>muh matchups
IF YOU CARED ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH THEN FUCKING GET RID OF THE FAGS AND TRANNYS
they want yamamoto to be rested for possible game 6
>>145314210bean counting about number of pitches to retain hitters over multiple years
jankee fraud aaron yudge
Yamamoto pitched well but they won't extend him anymore than they already have. Dodgers bullpen is strong so please believe in them.
>>145314202WTF IS THIS REAL?!
maybe cause yama was injured this year hopefully he goes 100 pitches next season
Yankees are getting swept aren't they?
Aaron Judge is a fraud.
>Bunda
>>145314210he was looking a bit tired - but yeah if anytime to let him go that was it
>>145314250thats only 15% of the people what about the others
>>145314223Based squid
>>145314202I always said that the people bitching about muh $1 billion for two players were not looking at the full pitcher. The Dodgers didn't just pay for Ohtani and Yamamoto, they paid to turn the entirety of Japan into their own personal farm system
Are we getting that video game pitch from Treinen tonight?
put in someone good dave please
MLB managers are huge fags, dude hasn't even been hit around for Christ's sake. Orix would have given him the CG. Let my nigga throw.
>>145314222the Chicongo is the Windy City anon
>>145314202Incredible
>>145314235The sound system at the Coli was better than in most modern ballparks. I remember watching a NYY game where Michael Kay was saying that John Sterling hated calling games in Oakland because the speakers were so rocking on walkup music kek. I'll miss that fucking place so much, underrated ballpark.
>>145314244Super Bowl gets the good commercials.
>>145314275Well that and they’ve already made their money back and then some in advertising , merch, etc
>>145314185You were shitting yourself earlier.
yenks are ded
lol nigga is getting uppity
>>145314139>I have liver disease and pancreatic cancer, but at least I'm not fat anymore
>>145312579Shit teams
>>145313990Fletcher was a pretty good movie
>>145314275Honestly ohtani’s contract is undervalued
if a fielder tries to catch a foul ball and drops it, it should be a live ball
>>145314271It will fix the other percent
Just give us the ring already!
put in kershaw
>>145314321liar
>another boring ass story from Joe Davis that he's told before
>>145314202asians are addicted to representation
>>145314139not stuffing his face with PUFAslop would save his life
cute japanese women
>>145314305I know I'm probably biased but it really did have it's own idiosyncratic charm to it
>>145314275>not looking at the full pitcher
>>145314344I MISS HIM SO MUCH
gooood evening
>>145314363pimpy son opp
>>145314348Only whiny Western ones, actual Asians dgaf
>>145314344will he get a ring if they win?
>>145314363BULLDOG KUN TASKETE
>>145314336I'm looking at it like it was a steal now lol
so is it realistic for the yanks to even win all 3 games at home and a win away or even 2 home 2 away?
>>145314363that's a dawg
Change my mind:The "let the kids play" bullshit campaign was just all about running cover for low impulse control having/bad manners having Caribbean and Venezuelan players.
>>145314340anon you might be on to something
It's all so fucking EASY
imo if you played in NPB you shouldn't be considered a rookie
the rizzler
>>145314359>its*** sorry, little tipsy
>>145314358how come no one posts the images or gifs of these so called cutie jps that I keep missing
Need a webm of the kino wholesome chungus anime high five
>>145314363WHAT DAH???
>>145314394POUR ME UP A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY
>>145314363S M A S H E DLAMMED
>>145314378I just want new york to come back and kershaw is one quick way of doing just that
>>145314391Agree 100%
>>145314376Sure I guess, but the person who convinced me of that is an immigrant SEA monkey who started liking baseball when I told him about Ohtani
>>145314363How the fuck do these dogs live past a year? They are so fucked up looking.
THROW IT IN THE FUCKING BOX MARICÓN
Cmon Banda, don't let them get a head of steam.
This series is over
>>145314401/sp/orts is not like the olden days
>>145314391Yeah its pretty retarded
>>145314333That movie was comfy as fuck.I hope they at least do a sequel as a limited series on streaming or something.
Yankees getting freed up. Nips win
>>145314423but he's gotta think outside the box to win!
>>145314363Cute
BANDA I BELIEVE.
>>145314378He played in the regular season so yes. The Pitcher that didnt play cause of covid in 2020 donated his ring I think.
fat ohtaniwhat do they feed them in LA bros
>>145314378Why wouldn't he get one? He played for the team during the season until he went on the DL.
>>145314435how do koreans mog so easily
>VolpeDago dork
GAME'S NOT OVER YET! IT'S TIME TO RALLY!
uh oh
How many fucking commercials do you need to squeeze into the broadcast Fox?!?
TIME TO STRETCH
>>145314438How are these things legal to breed and own
>>145312579>Costco familyWhat is it called when a humiliation ritual is self-inflicted?
Guy wasn't even throwing strikes and this idiot Volpe still swung.
BRING ON THE SHARK BEFORE I PISS MESELFBRING ON THE SHARK BEFORE I PISS MESELFBRING ON THE SHARK BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>145314449churros manjust like those big ole San Antonio women
>>145314472They can get your ass sued real easily.
>>145314449roids
>>145314435kek
>>145314466yeah it's pretty bad this year
Bros I'm going to goon to Jennifer Garner.
>>145314435That artificial, plastic-surgeried look so many Korean chicks have is so ridiculously unattractive
>>145314449he's babe-ruth-maxxing
>>145314472our chicanx compatriots love them
This is going to be a World Series as forgettable as the year the White sox won or the year the Angels were in it in the 00s, isn't it?
DONT GO TO THE CEMETERY YOU RETARDS!
>>145314435All look the same
>>145314498Kino
>>145314435>make-up caked plastic whores versus make-up caked plastic whores
Rate my pizza
>>145314202Nah.
>>145314497>There's no gooning in baseball!
>>145314497Based
>>145314435disgusting plastic abominations.>verification not required
>>145314497Times must be hard
>>145314498LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145314523very confused by the layout of that room
>>145314433agreed. the format is solid and they have plenty of material to draw from and what the fuck else is Jon Hamm doing
TFW NO WALMART QT GF TO WATCH THE WORLD SERIES WITH
That over the shoulder shot of Yamamoto walking to the dugout is a 2-page spread from a shonen manga.
>>145314523Average just like the thot
>>145314523looks like middle of nowhere meth head tier
I was afraid Yamamoto was going to be Yamameatball tonight but it turns out that yes in fact he is the Yankees’ daddy. He looked like classic Pedro Martinez out therr
>>145314498Let's goooooo!
Fuck you Gura.
>>145314548she is someone mom
>>145314543Natural jap mogs natural korean, sorry
>>145314498She's gonna get a ring too right
>>145314523>brown buttholepass
>>145314421Don't judge a book by its cover
>>145314435i prefer top row desu
>>145314577Yeah when I propose.
>>145314523Is this what a suite at the holiday inn looks like?
>>145314435Natural vs Manufactured plastic
>commentators pretending this series isn’t over so the ratings don’t dipKek I always love this part
imagine bauer was still on the dodgers and he and cole just started fighting
>>145314548I don't date women that work hourly
>Oakland A's on 9 ringsHaters say what?
>>145314523>LOOK LOOK HOW BIG AND FAT MY ASS IS HURRRRR I AM SO DIFFERENT Fucking subhuman behavior even more for posting this online no less.
>>145314609welcome gerritt cole to the JALISCO JALEPENOS
Really hungry bros. Wish someone had some leftover roast beef.
Ok bench Miggy Ro’s bum ass again
>>145314613Okay, Chang.
DFA rojas
>>145314622>oakland
>27 Time World Series ChampionsYou flyover hillbillies just saw it on your TVs. Kiss the rings, bitches.
>remember those World Series the Yankees won like 200 years ago?
the Red Sox had the most storied curse in sports and they're still third in most WS wins? Lol
>>145314590Kermie
cmon bring in kershaw
>>145314631My wife's got plenty of roast beef! Haha.
>>145314632He is in for defense after eggman struggled a little yesterday
>>145314640boomers like me were there for all of them
Ohtani fucking SUCKS WTF
>>145314624>Little caesars pizza>Holiday Inn hotel>Looks like your standard retail crew
>so gay blow trannies
>scripts his lifedoes ohtani have a death note wtf
On your knees.
>0-4tani
>>145314645all my gf had roast beef
Walktani
>>145314438I kinda pity these lads for being bred into existence by humans.
>>145314637Did I stutter?
>>145314449>fat ohtanioverworked japanese salary man
>>145314638Over/under on how many of those 27 WS wins this bandwagon faggot watched? I think it's around .5
>>145314634Bro, working hourly is fucking embarrassing. Shit is barely a real job
>>145314657seemed pretty good
>america paid $700 million for THIS
>>145314654eggman saved a run yesterday. he didn’t do that bad
heckin ohtani on the basepaths... watch out yanks this guy can snag a base or two...
walktani
>Ohtani is literally a script writer rigged bullshit
god this ohtani dick sucking is getting so tiring
bang bang bang bang
how much are tickets for the cheap seat
>>145314683Lawyers are hourly
>>145314560Yankees are an embarrassment. Every NY team is. No city cares more about sports and the teams are all pathetic.
>>145314696Word to the wise, REMEMBER PEARL HARBOUR!
>>145314711>No city cares more about sportsPhilly
>>145314686NO REFUNDS
>>145312579For me, it's mama justice... but I wouldn't work for it.
>>145314497She's underratedly hot. Her ass looks so good in those jeans in capital one commercial
>>145314701they bill hourly, but they are salaried
>>145314699$1500 for standing room only
>DOOKIE BUTTS
this guy really wtf
>>145314711>the teams are all pathetic.Knicks, Rangers, Yankees are all good though
OHTANI DED
MOD we need moar bots in this thread its getting boring again
failtani
OHTANI BROS???
kwab
>>145314729>they bill hourly, but they are salariedrepeat what you just posted
HOLY FUCK OHTANI FUCKING SUCKKSSSSSSSSS BUMTANIAND HE HURT HIMSELFKWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
OH NO NO NO NO NO JAP BROS
csinjuredtani
OH NO
Ohtani's fucking dead
He should've just chilled at first lmao.
NOOB DOWN
IT'S OKAY HE'S FAKING IT
No oh tranny down
OHTANI WHY!?
HE'S DEAD
>OH NO NO NO NOtani
27 rings. Soon to be 28.
Ohtani ded
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
fucking faggot retard hurt himself trying to statpad for no reasonlmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
Ohtani is a bitch
Ohtani took a gamble there
Looks like he bet the under
FUCKING OTAHNI!
>Ohtani hurtLmfao Yankees just won the series
ANY TRANSLATORS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH STUPID JAP
bitchmadetani
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSOGAY OHTRANNY
OHTANIDOWN
Shohei just broke his cock
LMAO
SHOHOVER
KWABtani
Owari da....
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh fuck.
>bone fracturetani
>CAREER ENDING INJURY BY AGE 30CAREER ENDING INJURY BY AGE 30>CAREER ENDING INJURY BY AGE 30CAREER ENDING INJURY BY AGE 30
BROKEN WRIST OHTANI
ANGELS CURSE NEVER FAILSSORRU CHEATANI YOU GAMBLING SCUMBAG ENJOY MISSING THE REST OF THE SERIESHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Otani's Arm Broken--what an IDIOT!Yankees win WS 4-1
ouchtani
>>145314789just a hairline fracturedon't worry
ohtani will never pitch again
HOW ARE THEY ALLOWED TO SHOW GORE ON TV?
>dedtani
He wasn’t doing shit anyway, we don’t need that bum to win
IT'S OVER
It's over.
>Ohtranny deadBen Verlander on suicide watch
>ded nipMy grandpa just smiled. Reminded him of his ww2 days
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED OHTANI YOU FUCKING SELLOUT BITCH THAT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE
>Hurtey Ohtani
>50 stolen bases>doesn't know how to slide
Tommy John time again again
GET THE FUCK UP OHTANI
700 MILLION DOLLARS
He doesnt look that much in pain on the play. Relax.
GAVIN LUX TIMEPUT IN LUX
Weeb anikis...
REDDIT OHTANI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHTANI DOWN OHTANI DOWN OWARI DAAAAAAAAAA
lil bro needs to go down the minors and learn how to slide again
F
it's fucking nothing
>>145312579season over
>activate it
>>145314818
Learn English or git the fuck out!
I don't think that was worth it Mr. Ohtani
lmao how do you break your arm trying to steal a base?
that'll be $700million plus tip
I heard him mention his shoulder that was caught my the umpire's mic.
aniki bros.. it's over
Ohtani...
Owari da...
One of the star players just injured themselves!Quick! Cut to commerical!!
my guy Arson is blocking the whole Twiitter keeeeeeek
BROKEN WRIST OHTANI BROKEN WRIST OHTANISWEDEN IN A SEETHE
HOLY KEK OHTANI FUCKING THREW THE GAME HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>145314742>Knicks, RangersChoked in the playoffs
FUCK
>>145314748>he doesn't know the difference between salary and billablesI was obviously referring to how you get paid and being paid hourly is trash work My billable rate is disgusting as a consultant
THAT'S WHAT HE GETS LMAOTHEY DIDNT NEED YOU TO STEALWHAT A SELFISH FUCKING PLAYER
USA USA USA USA
All that for a miss stolen based while being up by 3
Idk why Ohtani suddenly can't steal bases
Japan has fallen...
>these are my titsWhat is this commercial?
ITS OGRE!
>>145314698How I feel rn
owari da…
Rickey would never.
>>145314698We have Brazilians in this threads now lmao!!
Based now we don’t have to deal with ohtani cocksucking anymore this world series.
-ACKtani
ITS FUCKING OVER
3 runs ahead. Should we be stat padding stealing?
What kind of turtle-ass moron tries to steal second up 4-1 bottom of 7th with 2 outsI thought Asians were smahhht
What’s up with all These commercials about women and their medical problems? Are 55 and 60-year-old women watching the World Series? What the fuck is this shit? I’m on commercials about wings and pizza and fast trucks not breast cancer medication!
>>145314873he hadnt done anything all game so he went for it
that will be 700 gorillion dollars gaijin
>60-year-old dying of cancer met "Mr. Right Now"grim
OHTANISAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW MANY BATTERS UNTIL HE’S UP NOOOOOOOO :(((((((
DUDE WHAT DUDE WHAAAAAAAATT
next game is Monday
>Everyone in a panic again over nothing. October is so fun.
>>145314449I tried to warn you he got too fat to steal bases...
>caughtani
>>145314748Why are you pretending to know about things you know nothing about? Are you stupid?Consultant s and other jobs do the same thing
>And these are my testicles
Did Ohtani really just break his arm on a routine slide?
does this count as a trump curse?
>japanese>breaks like glass
>Dark cloud over the stadiumWE NEED GURA TO CHEER EVERYONE UP
lol Ohtani will never be GOAT
>>145314912no shit
He is faking
i can't believe they're actually allowed to tag him out in the postseason
>dark cloud has fallen over Dodger StadiumOh fuck off Blow Tranny hasn’t done anything
>>145314896thank you for saving us from yourself Ohtani-san
hahahahahahahahahaohtranny fucks ya LA
You fucking retards. It's part of the script. He'll make a miraculous comeback in the final game
Jeter never got hurt in a world series. that's all I'm saying.
>up 4-1>8th inning>does that dumb shitIf he's actually hurt and not milking it then he only has himself to blame.
Shouldn't have ate all those sunflower seeds.
>>145314931he wont be playing
I hope ohtani hangs on long enough to watch the dodgers win the world series from his hospital bed so he can go out knowing he won it all...
This series has been embarrassing so far for the MLB Judgetahni hype machine
>>145314885Every single commercial is complete nonsense. Cable tv is true mind rot fuel
>>145314929OHTANI'S BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS, GURA-CHAN!
>>145314930*
>>145314929With Ohtani injured we need to close this game
>>145314922Guys that get Tommy John can't slide head first so they don't fuck up the arm they got surgery on, so they're forced to slide feet first which can teal to a lot of awkward slides. Harper is still dealing with this.
The way this guy pronounces any word that ends in a K annoys the fuck out of me. If he says New Yorkkk (harrrrrd K) it sounds like he's spitting at me.
>>145314937he's the only reason anyone showed up to this game
DAMN YOU GURA
here come the yankee
NOOOO THE JAPS ARE CHANGING THE CHANNEL!
Now they're going to play even harder to get revenge for Ohtani-san
>>145314926Next he'll get a cold & almost die
>>145314945uhhhhhh..... anon?
>ohtani outthat's it, i'm going back to practicing japanese
when were you when shohei is kil
If that’s a fracture he’s got the weakest bones ever. Jesus christ
the yankees even the series heading back to new york
>>145314954Uhhhh this is not on cable
>>145314892it's sad to be a Brapzilian baseball fan when our best player is Yan Gomes
Babe Ruth never got hurt trying to steal second base during the World Series.
>>145314902I was wondering what the fuck that commercial was about, I have the game on mute.
That was a soccer flop if I have seen one. Ohtani is prob tired of this and want to go play pachinco or some shit.
>>145314922The guy's like 225 lbs or someshit and he was running full speed. He could easily break his own arm if it got caught weird
Manfred just banned stealing bases as we speak
Shoulder injury
>>145314952>I LOVE THIS SHIT AND I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND
Confirmed shoulder injury
It's over
kopech to the dugout pls
>>145314985Yes it is
>gets tommy john on pitching arm>injures other arm slidingyou can't make this shit up
>>145314983tallfags are brittleespecially the little guys who take assloads of HGH to not be little guys anymore
>>145314986Bo Bichette has played for the Brazilian team
Ohtani wtf why you throwing all of your fucking weight on your shoulder like that
He's not pitching next season.
There are people in NYC who spent thousands just to go see Ohtani in a World Series and now this happened KWAB
Leave Mamiko to me, Ohtani. You recover from your "injury".
/101/
Allah willing this will spare us the slurping
popped shoulder wtf bros please...
confirmed, shoulder popped out and torn ligaments
>>145315005bruh it's broadcast
HE POPPED HIS SHOULDER OUT HOLY SHIT
>>145314998trout and ohtani neither are worth the money
>>145312579>>145312579>>145312579NEW
Why did he do it?
>>145315016The funniest part is the Doyers are going to sweep them regardless
That faint click in the distance is the sound of everyone in japan changing the channel.
Is that bad?
To those indulging in some adult beverages tonight. what are y'all drinking and how many cans/bottles/glasses deep are you?Magners and 6 cans deepKino watching the World Series slugging down some sauce.
>>145315008i'm a tallfag and i'm not brittle. i've literally only broken my left arm, collar bone 3 times, my neck and just a few fingers, anon.
third tommy john ...
>>145312577>>145312577>>145312577RECYCLE
doctors confirming it's ligma
>>145315032Padding his stats
>Japenese audiences confirm he said "My shoulder popped out"It's Sho-ver
>>145314935What kind of fucking slide is that? Isn't he like 200+ pounds? What the fuck did he expect to happen? Was this some sort of polite japanese slide? Fucking lean into it you pussy and if you knock the guy off the plate it's tough shit.
>>145314990>He could easily break his own arm if it got caught weirdSure if your a retard who points his arm straight down when starting your slide
Doyerfags why did he do it? You guys were winning this shit anyways.
Friendly reminder that Pete Alonso still has more HRs and SBs than ohtani in the 2024 post season kek!!
He popped his shoulder out. So hopefully we might just miss him for a game or two. Have faith in our depth!
>>145315032because hes a stat padding egotistical retard
ohtani felt a pop near his shoulder (due to his heart rupturing/exploding)ohtani is a dead man walking
>>145315017
>>145315052This, going for most career injuries
>>145315053couldn't they just pop it back in? or did he tear ligaments as well?
Fuckin lmao. Yesterday was the highest high,something out of a movie, and now, darkness. He popped his shoulder out. The rest of the series could be lost. This is baseball man.
OHTANI Y U GET SO FAT NOOOO YOUR POOR WEE NIPPON ARMS CAN NOT SUPPORT BURGER WEIGHT
>>145315063Vaxxies be like
>Live look into the Dodgers' clubhouse
>>145315043Are you 192cm?
>Japan national SeppukuWe can't keep doing this America bros
>>145315032sneaky ohgambly bet on his own under
>>145315075They really don't need jobtani to win
>>145314896wants his own kirk gibson moment
>>145315043>my neckWhat
honestly ohtani looks like he gained 10 pounds this post season i blame it on that
>>145315076He ate the Panda Express. Rice lace with corn syrup. Big fat. Very sad!
>>145315089Cruel race...
what did nhk say about ohtani??
how bad his injury in a scale 1-10?
>>145315101Hes been eating well I bet.
>>145315057aint that the truth
>>145315072they'll pop it back in and take him to get an mri. probably miss the next game at least.
>>145315112They said it's another Hiroshima
>>145315094fractured my C4 vertabrae jumping into a pool. friends and i were playing a game, went to jump over one, he threw his hands in the air at the last second a i toppled over. went in head first. break was towards my throat and not at my spinal column. neck brace for 4 months. i got lucky
>>145315122no more ohtani for the world series he's done.
Hahahahahaha you literally can't make this shit up. This turned so dark so fast Holy shit doyerpacos on suicide watch
>>145315065based kino enjoyer
>>145315112ohtani is hungry, sushi and ramen break
>>145315122Ide say a 4-5? On the play he doesnt seem in much pain till after.
>>145315112Today is fuji TV,not nhk.
Ohtani-sama, take my ligaments, I offer them to thee
>>145315112sum ting wong
>fuck you whale!>and fuck you dolphinnn!
>>145315112His shoulder popped out the socket. Hai!
dislocated shoulderhe'll be back on game 4
>>145315158Ligament balls
>>145315161Ho Ri Xhit
What happened to Ohtabi?
/nu/ when
>>145315212He slid too hard. It didn't even matter.
>soto up nextAh shit
>>145315215This game will be over in 5 minutes.
>>145315215Pay attention!>>145312577
Ohtani and Freddie both off percs lol
Ohtani can be dead and it'll still be a dodgers sweep
WTF is that dumbfuck umpire doing?
>>145315026Broadcast on cable
