old >>145312986
shit thread
this IS the thread btw
Neil Magny is headlining a UFC event in the current year
What did we find out this Saturday?
>>145318099Who should Holloway fight next?
>>145318131none of your fucking business
imagine what Topuria would do to Islam
I was just trolling you guys about Chimaev, happy for him, he seems healthy, that's good?Anyway, hope our boy heems him back to Arabia or wherever the fuck.Church soon, catch you kids later.
>>145318134The divorce papers.
learn jeeyografee, yo
>>145318134Yair
>>145318166peace be with you, bru
>>145318169>Dagestan is ocean facingWhat's the Dagestan surfing scene like? Any gnarly waves up there?
>>145318169Fighters completely underestimate the post-Soviet bloc human resources that are poured into these mountain rats, you’re fighting that on top of them being on home turf in schaubi
Legit cannot wait for all these old guard fucks to retire so they can stop clogging up the rankings>max>conor >poirier >colby >usman >ortega>yair >garth >charles >chandler >chito >yan >sterling
>>145318240conor's been unranked for years m8
>>145318240conor doesn't need a ranking, casuals don't care about rankings. he can fight whenever.colby is def too inactive and i guess dana feels bad for chandler cuz he got cucked for 3 yearsthe rest are fine. yan just won, aljo just won, do bronx is always fun, yair is always fun, ortega is a dog and just fought, usman is fighting soon, poirier is fighting soon, max literally just lost
>>145318248Conor is coming to Madrid to fight Topuria, the Sergio Anus friendship belt is on the line
>>145318184I doubt it, they're radical but not like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4ESoO7SDk
>>145318289Getting strong "druggie bum who won 100 million Pounds lottery" vibes from old Conor here.
When was the last time the UFC landscape shifted so hard? Two legends still in their primes got dominated tonight. This feels like the biggest card for historic consequences since maybe 194.
Inimitable OP excellent thread>>145318314How often does that happen for you to make it a reference b
Shitpisslipooia Turdpooripeeripoopeeia is a fucking bum, Gaethje's gonna expose this fool
>>145318341>How often does that happen for you to make it a reference bYou're a non-enlgish slavic foreign weirdo, please don't @ me tnx
OHHHHH BIG SHOTS FROM SOUTH AFRICAFINLAND IS HURT BAD HERE
>>145318134Olivera after Chandler zeems him in the rematch
>>145318167Who the fuck wrote this spoiled brat is "comfy"? This bitch obviosly with him only because his money and fame, took him from his ex. Look how Topuria's latina cutie smiling in all photos and compare to this slut
DDP is the bottom btw.
Personally, I appreciate the anikdotes
all memes aside I don't know how people think Chimaev has a chance against Dricus.
>>145318366You live in fear of the people I hire to bring me scran stfu and make more failed ICC cases like you're relevant btw Dricus is French and not an IC3
>>145318394Have a listen to this and you'll get it. Or don't, that'll be funnier.https://youtu.be/rrGhnIb2fts?si=PtG29rOq1gB6igvv
HEEMINDERTopuria was in a gang in Spain who were known for beating up and threatening illegal immigrants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCfiqY05BpA
>>145318407BASED
>>145318404>schizoid google translate bullshitFuck off you depressed treemonkey. Cape Town mogs your entire continent.
>>145318405I have adhd give me the timestamp.
We go again
>>145318408early stoppage
>>145318407Extremely based I visited Spain recently and they outwardly hated tourists. I respected it
How the fuck Chimaev is so strong? I bet he's stronger than DDP. Khabitch holded Conor's chin for much longer and didn't do anything close. Borz cracked Rob's chin in miliseconds
you know it's spammy on the finland flag because he's trying very hard to push retarded slang. that boy's brain been cooked by lack of fresh air/sunlight
>>145318405No one is listening to your marble mouth bollocks mate yeah, keep pretending your IC9 dutch blood is english>>145318407What gang b are there openings
>>145318405Niels is a unit
>>145318419No. You will watch all of it and enjoy it.
>>145318421Canada gets the most putrid cards lmao
>>145318429whittaker is just a weak ass bitch lmao
>>145318417You live with IC3s you got heemed by a man named after tea (Nelson) and the only good thing to come out of your AIDS ridden schaubhole is Charlize and I haven't spilled milk to her since 2004
>>145318429my official take is bobert is a chinlet and a jawlet literally and this is a fluke win
>>145318429>How the fuck Chimaev is so strong?Rob slipped, Chimaev can barely get out of bed most days. They had to give him cocaine before the fight, he's likely back in hospital now.
>>145318429Shitmaev will get his ass kicked in by dricus
>>145318447KWAB
>>145318430nah don't give him the easy out of being a spammy character, he's just a very lonely finn, he always resorts to talking in his own code when threatened
>>145318442You would cry and scream if you have your jaw broke like that
heempuria is a based heemer
>>145318447What a retarded dive, he went the wrong way.
>>145318458Funny you'd pretend racial identifiers used by the UK police to call wonk nosed pa*is pa*is without getting fired is >my own code and by funny I mean IC4
>>145318460nawthis is me btw
>>145318460If you're in a position to get your jaw cracked I think normally the adrenaline will get you through, but it must hurt like crazy afterwards.
Chimaev VILL heem DricusANK VILL heem Pereiraand you VILL like it
>>145318441Unbelievably grim, wmma co-main is 5 rounds too
South Africans have to live in compounds because they are so scared a wild Adesanya will murder them and that's why this loser is living so vicariously through DDP kek
FACT: South Africa has more UFC champions than Finland has fighters in the UFC
>>145318486Nobody understands you, you just spam unfunny nonsense, go away. Doesn't Fingoland have mental institutions for cats like yourself?
>>145318486give it enough time and you'll be living in compounds too
>>145318496Sad!
Du Plessis isn't even an Afrikaans or Dutch name though? Is Adesanya now Australian? Makwan Finnish? Leon British?
>>145318480>ankalaev>heem
>>145318508I'll tell you for 10 Euros. Go ask your mom for the cash, I'll wait.
>>145318496Next you'll tell me they have more champions than Canadians have ranked fighters
>>145318499I doubt you understand a lot of things buddy>>145318502Until then let me have my shine b
Are there even any American champs left?Not counting Duck Duckones
the pirate vs the gynobender is the fight to make
>>145318517not even any canadians ITT b save your energy
>>145318528You sound fucking wrecked IRL.
>>145318524All we have is nigball, we’re nothing on the heem stage anymore
>>145318526this dood sleems dogbender
>>145318524give it timeTalbott will become the p4p goat
>NEVER THE GUY>NEVER DREW A DIME>NO FINISHES FOR OVER 8 YEARS>INTERIM CHAMPION>TAPS IN 0.000002 SECONDSKWAB
>>145318483That's honestly a terrible card. I know almost every name, I'm a legit hardcore fan, but that's a lineup of almost all people on the downslide of their careers. Only Jourdain/Henry is kind of interesting but neither of them is going far, either. Very skippable card.
>>145318537You're here begging for money and all because I asked if your weird junkie/lottery reference was a bit niche or dare I say, specific, perhaps inspired from somewhere. Is that why you're bumming fivers on 4chan?
>>145318407Fun fact: I went to an anti refugee march last year and like 20% of the people were some kind of slavic immigrantWhat a world
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Ilia! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, TOPURIA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over ALESSEAS FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
>>145318549Nobody here likes you.
Fact: Canada, UK and US COMBINED have fewer Pleasure Men than Sweden
>>145318553The most hardcore guys here (that I know) are estonians, lithuanians and poles as well
>>145318524Belal MuhammadMerab Dvalishvili
>>145318527I will simply never pass up an opportunity to bring up the fact Canada has zero (0) ranked fighters (male)
>>145318483Canada gets cards worse than apex cards
>>145318524the two goats beastlal and mergod >b-b-but belal is arab lives in chicago >b-but merab barely even speaks english walks out with an american flag
I like finns and (white) south africans and it pains me to see them arguing
>>145318483lmfao that's pretty bad
>>145318557You are obsessed with having 4chan friends and seem legitimately upset I'm sorry if I hit a nerve maybe you should cry about it again you can always leave your monkey disease dysfunctional no-one wants to visit Simba and Mufasa land and come to Europe though
>clozzy has to pretend to hate dricus now cause one south african insulted him
im a belal fan ironically
>>145318559Who are you talking to?
Topuria Chimaev DDP Aspinall Ankalaev Makhachev Shavkat Asakura is gonna be such a sick generation of champions. Maybe the best ever
>>145318569I don't know what his problem is I just said his reference was weird and he starts having a meltie KWANLB and yes NL stands for hap appreciator
fact: belal is a lineal bmf champ
>>145318553No shit nobody hates muslims more than us.
>>145318582He's an annoying twat, on here 24/7, barely grasps English, utterly humourless, spamming his days away. It's like instead of a proper institution his mom just dropped him off here.
Clozzy is IC4 slang and if your name isn't Khan or Ahmed using it is pretty jew*sh behavior I don't mind DDP but this try hard keeps replying to me and seems to be about 80 IQ>>145318587Not to your non euro faggot ass that's fersure
>>145318589chimaev and ddp both champions?
>>145318600Thank you for your service b
Volk’s only chance is to cardiomaxx and wrestle Ilia from bell to bell and hope he gasses
>>145318616Stop trying to sound cool I bet you couldn't string two words in English together IRL you fucking weird retard, leave.
>>145318575I want to see sharta fight cumsock next, both are undefeated brazzas but I want sharta to win because he is Whiter
>>145318632You seem extremely upset
Chandler heems Ilia unironically though
>brazilians tonight
>>145318639mate shara has almost zero wrestling, khamzat subs him faster than he did rob
>>145318590>>145318602>>145318605lads can we please find a solution?as posters you might be mortal enemies but as earthly men surely there is some common groundyou don't have to be friends but can we part amicably?
>>145318640Everyone here is, nobody wants you here, go, fuck off.
>>145318646Yeah thats why I like him more because wrassleslop sucks
>>145318647Literally lad scroll up he made a weird analogy about junkies winning 100 million pounds (they don't have pounds in RSA) and has been menstruating ever since I'm going to ignore him now he sounds like a weepy teenage girl
>>145318639chamiv ragdolls him
>>145318663Nah I'm over seeing your retarded flag every time I check out heem, your retarded non-anglo sense of "humor" and your retarded fucking brain operating here, I'm sure everyone here is tired of your unrelenting autistic shit too.
oh i get it now south africa made a reference to british culture and clozzaphile sperged out because that's HIS obsession
>>145318615Chimaev will be the 175 lb champion :^)
Kek he is so upset he's speaking for his imaginary 4chan friends mysides.gif
>>145318679If you want a troll or schizo to leave, you have to ignore it. Feeding it any level of attention only fans the flames.
SOON
>>145318679Mate he openly admits to being a shitposter and "getting dopamine" from negative interactions on 4chan (i.e being labelled a pedophile), just filter and be done with it.
>>145318702That schizo is having a meltie (supported by pakistan) because I asked what he meant by a post b
dricus will destroy that punk
>>145318715I don't see how Khamzat gets passed him either
>>145318679>>145318699>>145318711I give upsplit between ez4encepilled and eben etzebethpilled
>>145318429Khamzat is on the same shit Jon Jones used to be on. They use it for powerlifting, I forgot the name of it. It only lasts for like 10 minutes max.
Dricus has no path to victory against Khamzat
>>145318134Diego Lopes. But apparently he said he wants to go back to lightweight so I think him vs Paddy would make an interesting fight.
>>145318728I know b the only non mma I wanted to discuss was shale which got brought up in the gamethread it's tawlf. What about are Orolbai that was bloody as hell and overshadowed pretty quickly by brazzas and Topuria
>>145318759he pretends to fatigue for 4 rounds and whitesplodes just like he did with izzy
>>145318429The fight was fixed to put khabib over. Goob was paid handsomely
>>145318766Holloway said it but then said he'll discuss it with his team so we'll see if they think it's smart
Brendon Shav
Conor butchers that boy
>>145318768he won the story but still lost
unironically no questions were answered about khamzat last night
>can't be touch-ACKwhen WILL (You) niggas learn?
>>145318562Belal fights under the Palestine flag and Merab isn't American.
>>145318830Can't find anything online about his injuries and DC didn't show pictures he's still young so hopefully this isn't the peak for him
Jon Jones plays with his food. And his food is cock hahaha
Funny to see that as soon as more Euros came into the sport not a single American can hold on to the belt anymore
>>145318872that's not funny at all
Begs the question just how bad is Justin Gaethje
>>145318866hard to tell his normal face from his mangled one but yeah, he's with team alpha male, he'll wrestle his way to a nice lil decision next fight, striking defense is abysmal though and he needs to fix it
Neal vs RDA was the fight of the night
>>145318883Hawaiians are a colonized people. This is normal when a colonizer meets the colonized.
>>145318872I fucking wish Rico would join the ufc. Bet he would easily heem half the hw division and have some competitive matches with the top. But I get it hes relatively old and gets a guaranted big paycheck at glory as their posterboy so cant blame him
>>145318883Told yall Topuria brutallizes max pilloway and its not going to be close.
>>145318931For some reason kickboxing is still much much bigger here then MMA, all our fighters aim for Glory instead of the UFC
>>145318167>>145318872>>145318883>>145318898>>145318899OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHTHE ILIA WIFE HOLOWAY'S WIFE MEME IS NOW REAL>>>/gif/28074495>>>/gif/28074495>>>/gif/28074495
>>145318941Probably easier to get sponsors with established sports and then I assume the contracts are nothing like the opportunities™ Hunter and Daner offer so they're likely earning too comfortably to risk the UFC
Not the guy i'd want to mess with
>C-COSTA WOULD HAVE BEAT RAT LIP!!!!>t.some random brown BDS chimpzilian posting from his 2 in 1 bedroom/bathroom
>>145318931>>145318941rico would heem all the bum strikers like gane, tuivasa, lewis etc but lose to every grappler
>>145318939"its not going to be close"Max was fucking him up
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://youtu.be/1Zm-09Jzmk0
>>145318981Khamzat is brown too you idiot
>>145318981kumsplat has only beaten welterweight dropouts relaxyoel would also have caved his head in, still even now
>Khamzat is brown too you idiot
max was doing pretty good until topuria blasted him. its like you idiots dont actually watch the fights lol
>Feed me Khamzat, i'm hungry
>>145318941I get that its more popular due to cultural/historical reasons but training with the goal of joining glory is kindsa strange since it seems to be in a rough financial shape with very low ppv buys and besides Rico and a handful of other big names i dont think they get paid that much.>>145318982Pretty accurate yeah. If he would be serious and could make lhw i feel like he would have a decent chance at a title run due to the lack of wrestlers/grapplers in that division.
>>145319014Can you tell me who got knocked the fuck out again buddy? :)
>>145319020I hope Reinier de Ridder will do well enough to bring more Dutch eyes to the UFC
>>145318984Throwing nonstop with zero power isnt fucking anyone up. Max is a cte mess and should retire right now even the reporters were like one after the other congrats on a great career etc.Only retards are surprised he has been figured out and even bigger retards saying he is in his prime he is done and so is redditaker. 10 years thats it you are done, retire and go sell t shirts. This is not an old man sport although i hope gooby comes back one more time so he can get his brain mushed that might sober him up. Delusional bunch of retards
rob tapped so fast it makes me think he either had an underlying injury he didn't know about or khamzat already fucked him up with a strike, possibly the elbow he hit him with not long before the crank
>>145319014By running away and losing 2 rounds before Topuria foind the timing ?
>>145319045I want to see Goobs do bareknuckle
The Middleweight Nightmare.>>145319045"with 0 power" u got this from where? Max was landing hard and marked up shartpuria.. "h-hes pillowfised" his last 2 fights were out cold kos
Abus Abustaja
khamzat win was unironically a massive fluke, ddp bullys him
>>145319068The pride of Finland/Germany
Khamzat needs a well rounded opponent? I know a guy
>>145319064Saw him at the presser zero cuts zero swelling zero bruising pristine like he just came out of his mothers pussy.
MAX SISSIES SHE STILL LOVES HIM RIGHT..................?
Daily reminder the pornstar elle brooke beat Paige vanzant in boxing.Elle brooke beat Dredd too.
Other brazzas should shave like Abus it's much easier on the eye
>>145319017Is this career ending? I mean wouldn’t the first punch that lands on that jaw breaks it again?
>>145318729Checkdrops
>>145319036I was just checking the upcoming cards and saw hes gonna fight soon. Ironically against GM3 who has Dutch roots too if im not mistaken. Its mw meme division too so he has good chances of climbing the ranks. Will definitely be rooting for him
>>145319064>>145319078this dude is a born afterthoughthe needs to move up or down, middleweight is too busy
>>145319077das rite>>145319078i doubt he'd fight khamzat or vice versa
>>145319082Blacked his the future of theirs relation.I know a guy.
>>145319088>indicated specifically as an oral treatment for prevention ofestrus(heat) in adult female dogsKek niggas be eating anything
how does this even happen
abus said the strickbeast fight came too early for him lmfao he's 35 and has had 33 pro fights
>>145319100Bobby had reconstruction surgery on his jaw when he was a kid it also broke when he fought Jizzy.
>>145319083why is paige still allowed to fight lmao
>>145319109yeah but his incisors caved in, shit's crazy
>>145319120the injury is to the jaw
>>145319100>>145319109>>145319120The ufc is fake like the wwe.
>>145319130those tits are fake too, b
finna heem my meng
this is what happened to Whittaker's jaw
>>145319161Khamzat is brown, also the dagestanis genetically are cloest to Arabs over the French, English, Russian and Belgian.. Also, they arent Russian like your image implies, the only Russian fighters are Volkov and Pav, Islam and the other guys are their own group
>>145319161I love how there's a soijack for literally anything
>>145319155Natural 1 millions tits. Italy ask her 1 millions for the taxes.She's hiding in swiss.
>>145319130Sometimes I wonder If I should just embrace being a coomer and travel the world sleeping with whores
>LUCAS TRACY Breaks Down Drake vs. Kendrick Beefhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbiIk2ilmK4
>>145319169mountain niggas dont mix with arabs tho>>145319175wtf
Shittaker sisters...
did abus actually look good or did he just get ferreira tired and then get a sub?
>>145319186abus has never looked good in his lifehis entire purpose is to be a top-15 -ov and justify other fighters
>>145319183its not about mixing, its the genetic haplogroups and they allign with arabs' genes
Is Abus in UFC 5? I want to get the game
>>145319199nerd
little midget lightweight gilbert burns took an unstoppable gorilla strong natural light heavyweight to the wire and then proceeded to never win a another fight in his career
can u guys not talk about 308 please, im not ready to deal with it yet
Fuck redditway
Khamzat is going to murder dicus dubussy and bussytan
>>145319221would you like to discuss ufc edmonton next week instead
>>145319231who the fuck is amir alzabi
>>145319236some arab, lost to kkf
>>145319100>>145319120Yeah it was already busted before. It's why he's missing a few bottom teeth to (our) left of his center 2. He said on the podcast that's why it's hard to get them replaced. He get's infections a lot too. This unironically might be the end for him. I wonder if he's gonna be stuck with his jaw wired shut for a few weeks.
>amir
>>145318526movie shit
>>145319186He looked very physically imposing and looked sharp in round 1... but that's mostly just because Ferreira literally did nothing but bounce around staring at him. I don't think Abus has much of a future in the promotion
>>145319273sovl...
Lanklets are trying to hide behind the bench and cry, but they are too big and lanky and their disgusting legs and arms are poking out.We can see you, lanklets. We can hear you crying.
Maxcels diverting attention from the brutallization of the 45y old pillowfister by having fake beef.
in time people will come to realise that max going back down to 145 was a volk-tier career flushing decision
>>145319089>GM3 has Dutch rootsYeah we don't claim any US born ethnic Dutchies. We do claim DDP tho cause Afrikaans is just a Dutch dialect anyway.
>>145318625Whitaker only needed to survive the first round and the fight was his (or at least much more winnable)what a bastard
chimaev fights israel or dricus next?
>>145319292ddp is french
>>145319313Just give him DDP. I hate the Kadyrovite fag but he's earned his shot
>>145319320sad, i wanna see him turn izzy into a pretzel
Sneed out of fuckin nowhere bitch, protect yourself at ALL times.
>>145319313if daner wants to protect ddp, izzy otherwise ddp's next
Rakic bros.. is it time for One Championship?
>>145319339>this is Ank*laev's best win
>>145319317Anyone who speaks Dutch is Dutch enough to me
>>145319343
Imagine if DDP manages to get wins over Whittaker, Strickland, Izzy and Khamzat all in a row though. And then against Pereira just to top it off.
>>145319273>map "IM THE BEST PEDOPHILE IN THE UFC BAYBEE" still kept his mickey mouse belt after losing like a bitchWhy?
>>145319343How weird does afrikaans sound to you? It’s technically it’s own language
>>145319100Can I get a gem edit of this
>>145319273now that's a BMF
>>145319341for now, atleasf until he dcsyun'd pereira
>>145319348The Surinamese make the best sandwiches in the world. So glad my ancestors colonized them so I get to enjoy their food now. They're honorary Dutchies for sure.
>>145319273skibidi aura loss for max rught here
ACK
>And now for the REAL main event
>>145318099Ratlip took super roads to counteract his super aids
>>145319376>its ok that violent rapist orks are allowed in because food they definitely dont spit in because im white is yummers
>>145319358Id say I understand about 75% of it. It's a creole language. Most of it is just Dutch with a funny accent and weird grammar but there's some words from local tribal languages mixed in that I don't understand. But as long as they talk clearly I can understand the gist of what they're saying.
>>145319392There’s no need to post your fetishes here
>>145319392The internet broke your mutt brain
STIFFEN THE WOOBATS!!! ILIA?! You want to do WHAT with my wife?! You wanna help Alessa catch ALL the STDS?! You want to make her a CHAMPION in the SACK!?! You want to MEGA EVOLVE YOUR PENIS inside my WIFE'S VAGINA?! EEEEHHHH?!?! You REALLY mean that you would be so GRACEFUL as to SQUIRTLE on her JIGGLYPUFFS while I, ASH KETCHUM, get to PIKACHU getting it ON from the CLOSET?!?!??! YIIPEEEEE!! And after ALL of this happens, I would get to REGISTER YOUR CHILD on the humandex as though she was MY VERY OWN DAUGHTER??!!?!?! WOO HOO! So what you're saying is, that YOU and SERENA will be GOING AT IT like LOPUNNIES IN HEAT, while I watch from the CORNER, filming it with my ROTOM CAMERA that you are getting for ME!!?! And then, you will HAMMER ARM and CLOSE COMBAT her in order to leave her in a CONFUSED and INJURED state, in which her PLEASURE will be AMPLIFIED?!?!? And then, when you are done with her, you are going to let out ALL of your pokemon take turns RAILING HER?! YABBA DABBA DOO I CAN'T WAIT!!!
Only Poatan will stand with Ankalaev. Everyone else, like Rakic, is too fearful.
>>145319418lmfaoooo is this real
Khamzat rapes:>strickchud>dubussy>bussytan>pissrael>poolo>redditri>peelal
>WILL MY WIFE DIVORCE ME??? GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT SATURDAY NIGHT
>>145319418So how are you killing yourself when Kamala wins the election?
We won in the end.
>>145319418Ate an absolute belter of a kebab last night but it had too much chilli sauce, the Whittaker I took just now was very hard on my max
>>145319426You're brown.
>WILL MY WIFE DIVORCE ME??? GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT SATURDAY NIGHT!
>>145319403Beautiful, now gem bobby knuckles and his fucked up jaw
uhh, you guys do realize that in order for one fighter to win another has to lose right? it's not that big of a deal.
>>145318428Keep in mind the people that hate tourists are usually the same that love refugees.
>>145319426Everyone is turning against her, why are you being supportive of disgusting evil apefricans destroying your country?
How has Abus so much meme potential? He seems to be the most posted can here
>>145319088>Checkdropsyeah man that's it, all I remembered is that is was to stop greyhounds getting pregnant or something. And functions as an androgen overload for like 30 minutes.
>uncleav sleems pereira>jerry heems uncleav to regain beltTRUST
>>145319358bro dutch is barely it's own language lmao
the ufc needs to ban knockouts, if someone is hurt or dropped and the reff should step in until theyre feeling well again
>>145319429>she mine now. Smash evry night. ALLAHU AKBAR
>>145319449Imagine thinking anyone else is destroying your society when you're the overweight aging 4chan dwelling burden on society and disappointment to your parents
>>145319386>won the story (pointing to the center of the octagon)>won the fight>won the sexoIs there anything that can stop him?
6 brazilians and ZERO of them won
>>145319461Jerry is never fighting for the title again
>>145319469Post your hand
>>145319397>Id say I understand about 75Me when I talk to someone from Birmingham
>>145319476Take the L kek. He got you
>>145319464Every German says that until I start talking in Dutch and they don't get it at all
Can someone explain the massive astroturfing going on with TURDporia? Anik was calling him the BEST athlete on the rosterHe was getting peached up by both max and volk
>>145319470
what do you call this?
Bashart
>>145319478By using the same argument for immigration the guy who's daughter was raped and murdered by illegal beaners?
>>145319486This can went life and death with Dan gay on short notice so we can conclude he’s slightly worse than lerone Murphy
>>145319499By pointing out that you're a waste of space kek
>>145319486Nice meme
Can't believe Bobby got raped.
>>145319499Sean Strickland is was raped by his legal guardian
The moment all BDS chuddies' clitties leaked...
>>145319469KEK you put the mutt on literal suicide watch
2 More wins until we get our shot at immortality.We are the Uncrowned King of the Division.
Whittaker "Robert" Nash
/heem/... /heem/ has been humbled...
>>145319518Both these men are brown
>>145319518So was it just the pressure of the choke that split Bobby's jaw or was it the punch just before?
it's over b
bobby will retire after that and start an mma organization in Australia under the tutelage of Dana White to unite all of the semi pro and amateur mma orgs and identify potential ufc fighters
Let's not act like Whittaker wasn't on his way to winning that, he looked levels ahead on the feet and that speed he has looked insane.
>>145319049Apparently Whittaker had some surgery done in his mouth earlier in the year, it was already compromised, khamzat probably still would have gotten the sub in those last 90 seconds though
>>145319531So is your wife’s Boyfriend
topurio is completely capped at featherweight, he's a pretty well filled micro-manlet and more muscle would just slow him down. any good lightweight would just size bully him, even max who looks like a spooky scary skeleton at 145 would probably beat him with proper weight.
How wet was she for Ilia right here?
i heemed my meng
>>145319543Does Australia not already have its own equivalent of Cage Warriors?
whittaker had staphholloway had staph
>rapes your favorite fighter and gives them a career ending injury
It felt wrong to see max slept. Like it wasn’t something you’re meant to see
What's next for him?
FHe gave us some kino moments, but it's time to say goodbye
News:I have dropped Ige as a /boy/.I won't tolerate that type of performance in my camp.
>>145319618getting tony'd by poirier for the diamond's retirement fight
>>145319618Being fed through a tube and needing other people to wipe his ass for him
Crazy to think micheal chandler would rape TURDporia to the point his body becomes unrecognizable.
>>145319610it feels great. I found it frustrating that the most hittable fighter in ufc history was never heemed until now
Imagine getting your face broken by amish Harry potter
I need some of that Caucus pussy so I can breed a future champion
>>145319618come back and have a good run at his real weight just like alex p
>>145319621F
>>145319639Calmzat is now a mythical fighter
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering whyI got out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could, it'd all be grayBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it's not so badIt's not so bad
How would you describe the current era of UFC? I would describe it as evil. Welcome to evil UFC.
>AM DA BES BOXA IN DA UFC>WE GON FINE OUR OCTOB 2- ACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145319660Australia and little Australia utterly demolished and no longer a serious centre for MMA.
>>145319618Feed him to hapa diego, mosbar or money moicano>>145319523Reyes before the portajon robbery vs Poatan would be a fun fight
>>145319660Missing Volk mate
>>145319660The cringe era of 185 being submitted by the evil era of 185
>>145319660kino
>>145318429he's not THAT strong, rob just has a compromised jaw because he is missing a few teeth on the bottom right of his jaw. khamzat cranked into the gap where his teeth aren't, and this torqued the compromised gap part ofthe jaw and wrecked it.it's not super strength or anything (tho he is strong to ragdoll people), it's just that rob was compromised and khamzat just happened to crank the right place.
>>145319673Reyes is so bad, he'd always lose, hes legit never been good. Just rewatch him, he has never been able to box, after he throws his 1-2 or a prolonged combo he is completly open, Poatan chins him with a counter hook after Reyes lands a straight and tries to throw more. Kid literally throw body kicks on the back foot simply bc hes a heckin southpaw and its open
>>145319618pfl
>>145319668we've always got prawlspects and guys in the top 5,a champ always comes outta nowhereheeming is in the pacific walders b its just how it is
>>145319706Nah, I could beat all of your top guys.
>>145319718pommies are weak as fuck
Everyone’s talking about “DDP, Sean Strickland, Adesanya” as the next up to fight Khamzat, but no one is talking about the only guy at middleweight who has a real chance to beat him: Bo Nickal.
Imagine not being able to defend Kh*mzat's first TD attempt despite knowing with 99% confidence that it;s coming.
>>145319706Can you send some here we can send you qts
Ilia has the perfect build for 145, but the top lightweights will give him trouble if he ever decides to move up
Neither Whitaker nor Holloway were never good.
>>145319706After yesterday it’s hard to be confident that he beats Usman. Marty’s wrestling and cardio are still there
Hosting a fuck a heemer contest
>>145319741Rob was gifted the belt and didn't stop Izzy disgraceful run disgraceful man
What I learned last night was that ankalaev is genuinely shitRakic is a dumbass who needs to change his coach Cumrag is a scary nuthugger, hope covid takes at least one of his lungs outMax is an old man but he fought goodTopuria has struggled but managed to get back up and finish with a nicely placed hook
kevin holland had better tdd than the guy people called the best antiwrestler in the division
Ilia is who C*nor wishes he was.
>>145319755Why you forget about Orolbai b that's disrespectful
>>145319732Imagine knowing that a bullet is coming and still being shot by it.
>>145319744he beat burns with a broken arm he'll be sweetworry about that fat faggot interim you cunts have
Khamzat would rape jon jones at LHW.
>>145319621Shame he doesn't move to America. He could be a good espn desk guy. He does good on Australia's Fox. Only other option is to change his diet lifestyle and kill himself to make 170lbs
>>145319758Holland is tall, awkward and Khamzat shot in the middle of the cage, he was also not training to fight Holland. He took down Whittaker against the cage after having 2 straight fight camps focused towards wrestlefucking him
>>145319770No he would not
He beats Khamzat in the rematch, the jaw shit is literally a fluke shit
>>145319763Conor was never good, but Ilia has only beat rookies and hasbeens
>>145318542mma guru
>>145319771Rob was a gigachinlet at 170
>>145319273max lost the story here. his only chance of winning was 25 minutes of volume pitter patter cardio as per usual
>>145319768You seem upset
Reddit had an aneurism today
>>145318466He is a hard counter to pitter patterers like volk and holloway. Gets more accurate and threatening the longer you dance around in front of him. Jury is out on whether he can be wrestlefucked by a muslim, but it seems like he probably can't.
>>145319755Fuck that you coping balkan, Rakic has a shitty coach, but you don’t need a shitty coach to know that you were losing that fight and needed to do something drastic. Rakic is a shitty dumb fighter who isn’t there to give it their all. You have real ones like rob sean and khamzat and then you have fake point fighters like Mario Bautista, rakic, and fuckin Colby Covington.
The sad truth is, 10 years from now, Rob isn't going to have much legacy. He never won the belt, he was promoted to champ because GSP retired. He never defended the belt officially because Romero missed weight. He then lost out on several years of building a potentially great title reign against bums like Costa and Vettori because Izzy KOd him brutally in his own backyard and held the division hostage with leg kicks for 4 years. Now because of Alex, Sean and Dricus all beating Izzy at 185, it makes it look embarrassing that Rob couldn't figure it out in 2 fights. Throw in his finish losses to Dricus and Khamzat and it isn't looking good for that Hall of Fame status
That doo who always posts about how Rob is the MW GOAT has been found hanging in his garage
redditbros...
>>145319765Orolbai is who Robert thought he was. Rob was talkin big game, had 2 camps for khamzat, talkin about going out on a stretcher if need be, instataps after getting his glass jaw shattered by hamzats bicep in the first minutes of the first round.absolutely embarrassing and plus it’s a life changing injury that will require his mouth to be wired shut, hazmat definitely just forced Robert into retirement with this fight lol
>>145319837It's such a damning indictment of the skill level in mma when "top guys" Whitaker and Holloway are turbobums who were never good.Also if you go out on multiple poor performances you shouldn't be guaranteed a hall of fame spot.
>>145319837still my boy :)
>>145319837hes te greatest middleweight of all time
>>145319837The fight between him and Romero got me into MMA, he will be my boy until the end
>>145319837Him beating Romero twice won;t be forgotten.
>>145319665Miocic will heem and fix the timeline
jon jones is a fraud nigger that never fights the real contenders
>>145319665dricus is not evil tho
>>145319869Dude, no one cares or even remembers Yoel these days. All the new fans who are here for poatan, khamzat, topuria, etc they don’t care and Yoel was never even good. He was always just the “oh wow what a tough guy with no neck, he’s old with endurance, a good wrestler with a tough chin how amazing!” guy
>>145319848>askren even oncewat
>>145319891Trvke
>>145319765Absolute bangerForgot to mention himPrehistoric people are tough as nails>>145319833He has full trust in his coach as a fighter should haveDude has the tools but he aint using themHe played it safe again and did nothing cos he listened to his coachDude put both his hands up like he thought he wonI agree he didnt give it his all but you cant deny he is a great fighter, he belongs to top 5 easily but what a dumb way to lose the last round
>>145319876real
>>145318663It wasn't an analogy and it's easily understood by any native speaker or competent esl.
How come proven bums like McGregor get all the fame and popularity yet certified winners like Mickey Gall don't get their just deserves?
>>145319876>inb4 mudskin mod bans you for racism
Bryce Mitchell came in my ass. I mean my sock.But I wish he did cum in my ass knowmnseng huhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuThat boy cut knowmnseng huhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhhuuhuhuhuhu
>>145319891Oh sorry, I ddin't realise you're a zoomer. What I should have said is: kill yourself, zoomer.
>>145319729ufc are slowing bo nickal down so he doesn't run into khamzat too soon.
>Oh sorry, I ddin't realise you're a zoomer. What I should have said is: kill yourself, zoomer.
Zoomers:take careful note of what happens when the GOAT Zoomer goes up against the GOAT Boomer. Me and Romero would destroy everything you could throw at us. Including Kh*mzat, the latest project.
>ZOOMERS... LE BAD!!!!!!!
No greentexting from me.No wojaks.Just straight boomer facts. Zoomers are in a shambles.
zoomers are bad
Why are lanklets such weak subhumans?
>>145319924>lose money on a bet>put yourself deeper in debt by breaking your expensive electronicsBased.We perform our best when our back is to the wall.
>>145319975Gonna have to issue a based there my friend
>I looked up to him when I was coming up- Ilia on Max>I looked up to him when I was coming up- Khamzat on WhittakerIs looking up to people the best base for MMA?
Stop it with the ageism, we are all on the same team here regardless of age, we are all on 4chan cuz we are weird or losers or both don’t forget it, we gotta stick together like dagestanis
what went wrong
>>145319975Go start a family you old bum
Just how good is Burns's grappling if Chimaev refused to go down with him?
LOW T CITY BAYBAY
>>145319975Zoomoids BTFO.
>>145319358it's a dialect
>>145320003Hehe, I'm glad you asked
>>145319959>sets up a mandingo fight on UFC 285>its boringI have a hard time believing that slave owners would do these fights if they were ever this boring
>>145319837nah gatekeepers are actually remembered more than most champs, sadly. And aside from the goats, the real thing that determines it is how much the fighter stays around in the limelight doing podcasts/public poofc appearances etc.
>>145319996
Khamzat went down on Whittaker, he went down on Usman, but he refused to go down on Burns.. What does Burns have that even Khamzat refused to go down on him?
anybody got webms from the rebecki fight
please avenge bobbert, our african kang drunkus du plunkus, you're our only hope
>>145320033>What does Burns have that even Khamzat refused to go down on him?Joe Rogan said during the fight between Usman and Burns that his guard "is a nightmare" So im guessing Burns is like an expert at catching people in submissions etc
>>145320043Yeah man, Khamzat goes down on ANYONE, I guess burns' bj medals means something if no one wants to go down on the man
>>145320042Khamzat will go down on him
>>145320064and he won't get up!!!!
Only coping retards think khamzat doesn't dominate dubussy the exact same way he has dominated everyone else he decided to wrestle from the first second.
heem never died, the world was just blinded by Sherdog
>>145320073>>145320042What is DDP's path to victory here? I doubt tard strength and awkward spazzing will stop Chimaev from going down on him and finishing him off.
The moment reddit cried.
/heem/ is dead and i killed it(here's why)
>>145320086saturdaynightbros..
>>145319990the changing of the guard. a bittersweet time in sports.
>>145320003He became an MMA fighter instead of a model / actor.
>Usman could have become 185 champ but didn't just because he loves his le fellow NigerianKWAB what a bitch
Pantoja benches 225
>>145320085tard strength is genuinely apart of it and the fact ddp grapples more than most middleweights. everyone has doubted ddp for a majority of his fights so i will never doubt him again
>>145320073Dricus is well practiced with men going down on him
>>145320099Yeah bro, he got 5-0'd by Leon Edwards, but he'd beat a bigger more powerful Leon Edwards
>>145320100Actually very impressive
>>145320085The tard strength and awkward spazzing will stop Chimaev. It's gonna be like a schoolteacher trying to control the special ed kid.
>>145320100I believe that’s a 20kg plate and 10kg plate
>>145320118insecure big guy?
How embarrassing
>>145320003nothing, the Eagle is about to receive his mandatory fight against the new 145 champ before getting 49-46d, it is what it is
who can beat the caucasians?
Reminder that if you are a pillow-fisted, crotchsniffer who cant heem anyone, you will never get a fighter girlfriend
>>145320085i was in denial of dricus for awhile, mainly because he felt like such a meme fighter but after looking at him properly, he's a crazy athlete unironically his tard strength will do a lot to make khamzats wrestling ineffective, he's gonna have trouble trying to just rag doll dricus like he as with so many others and in the stand up i dont really think dricus will have a problem with that either
>IM DA BEST BOXER IN DA UFC
>>145320103lmao i'm in the same boat, after that toilet till fight i thought whittaker was gonna batter him but he was really crafty came in with a good gameplan showed his size and power its just all his good attributes are hidden behind his tard like style
stadium event in spain would be peak SOVL, fuck dana. americans will never understand euro sport culture.
>>145320100short kings can't stop winning
>>145319837He does have 3 sons though so Volk getting in the HoF doesn't really matter
>>145320100Ask me how I know you don't lift. Blue plates are 20kgs/45lbs and green plates are 10kgs/22.5lbs. He's actually benching 176 here
>>145319920How often do junkies win 100 million pounds b
>>145320086>WE GON FIND ACKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>145320133izzys reaction shows just how hard ddp punches not even alex made him retreat like that. and i know whittaker is chinny but the fact dricus dropped him with a jab is crazy
Anything of note here?
>>145320151das me, meng
Joe rogan invented podcasting
>>145320141They complain here when french crowds and irish fans are noisy it might be an unpopular opinion though you're right
>>145320122Just autistic
>>145320154yea how is garth higher than max in lw after losing to him
>>145320166resume and body of work over a singular head to head match up?
>>145320161Finns are turbo-autists. I've seen those bus stop photos of people standing like 5 metres apart. Not even the most awkward zoomers here do that shit
>>145320037Only damage pics idk were webms posted in the gamethread
>>145320147Ehh, not everyone uses the powerlifting plastic plates. Iron or coated iron is much more common. The image fooled me at first too
>>145320152i saw someone compare dricus to yoel in terms of athlete strength and power and obviously dricus doesnt look as clean but i think i agree he's probably that type of freaky the way his shots are so thudding
>>145320171but how is stipe still ranked after a 3 year layoff. Brock was right about the heavyweight disaster
>>145320175Our awkward z*omers hang out with strangers at bus stops in a pathetic attempt to appear palatable to anglos
jamahal has 3 daughters and 3 sons
>>145320154Jon left something in Iowa (presumably another daughter) and tweeted about getting custody of a son last year
>>145320037
>>145320206Jon has no sons, he was off his meds I’m afraid
>>145320210Great fight, and the palpable seethe from the goatfucker crowd when Orolbai lost was the cherry on top
Bro said fuck Samurais, im an Aztec now
>>145320206Qrd on the iowa situation
>>145320210My chigga got beaten from pillar to post ;_;
The trouble for DDP is that Khamzat has tard strength too. But he's not a tard.
topuria vs holloway was an early stoppage
>>145318099Stipe will heem Jones
Watermelon dry rub wings (all flats) with a grape kool-aid sauce
Prophecy
The way to beat poopooria is to keep him on his back foot
>>145320242This. On the other hand, Oralboi vs Rebecki should have been stopped instead of going to decision.
>>145320248I'm too IC1 to understand this b do you mean rub chicken with watermelon and make a sauce with koolaid crystals
>>145320249Ilia has genuinely manifested everything that people thought was impossible, destroying Volk and now becoming the first guy to KO Max. Genuine 2015/2016 Conor tier stuff. I wouldn't be surprised if he beat Islam, especially since Islam will be like 33/34 by the time they fight
Turdpooria is already ducking the Max rematch.
Illia is a shitter who got two lucky KOs, volk will rape him in the rematch, and he will end up like james vick
>>145320154I've noticed roiders tend to have only daughters because God curses them
> solves the Turdpoorhea problem
Chimaev is THAT guy but Dricus just has IT.
Chimaev doesn't even need to take DDP down. DDP will just pull him into full mount, gas himself out, and win.
>>145320234He stated that he has 4 daughters but only 3 live with him. Math suggests that he got another chick pregnant while still in college.
>>145320299this is 100% oxygen ddp, he doesn't gas
After the last year of heeming and flushing I need to do some Boy shopping. Sell me on your boy Shitliaposters need not apply
>>145320154Wow Merab is childness?
>>145320282I refuse to believe that this guy isn’t a can
Why are Caucasus fighters so good?
>>145320307Gane is the reigning UFC Champion with 3 defenses and soon to defend for a 4th time. He is undefeated and holds wins over legends such as Jon Jones, Francis Ngannou and Junior Dos Santos.
>>145320312Aljo's asshole can't get pregnant, so no
Robert Whittaker has imported 50 bottles of Bvll sperm for his new liquid diet
>>145320290By it you mean a BWC?
>>145320266Islam ducks him, he can't risk being submitted and being made the butt of the joke for the rest of his life. If volk raped him the first fight rest assured Topuria will knock his head off his neck and if he still moves will squeeze the air out of his brain chamber.
Chimaev may have main character energy but DDP is essentially Rudy Tabootie.
>>145320329Merab is childness?
>>145320323wrestling is very popular and their best athletes don't have much better paying alternatives
>>145320282In a couple of years maybe, if they fight today Ilia kills him
>>145320307Orolbai is a good investment we can see he is an absolute dawlg and not afraid to bleed>>145320300Probably 16 by now already and Jon is out of her life. Many such cases
>>145320307myktybek is only 26 centuries old and wouldve won the fight if it was 5 rounds considering that rebecki was breaking at the end of the 3rd, who also on paper was the worst possible matchup for myktybek
>>145320344Merab reminds me of Colby with the stripper videos
>>145318429Natural Chechen strength
dricus vs khamzat is a 1 round fight. neither guy will have enough gas for the pace that will be set. either one of them gets finished quick or it's a slopshow for the ages. 1st round dricus will probably be able to give khamzat some problems securing position on the ground due to strength.
DDP essentially did the same thing to Till that Khamzat did in the bedroom.
>>145320365Give me the manhoef v cyborg slopkino where they're both breathing out of their mouths throwing and missing haymakers at round 5
max was never even fully out and it was the weight cut back down to 145. max is still unheemed
>>145320335BWC = bob whittaker’s chimdaddy
>>145320397>>145320397
>>145320210if marc goddard was in the cage the fight would've been stopped
