>Lap:#7447>Countdown to Mexico GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>145307436>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqNTianIJKM>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:225 (222 starts)>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:198>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan87>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 354 (+15)NOR: 297 (+12)LEC: 275 (+25)PIA: 247 (+10)SAI: 215 (+18)>2024 WCC StandingsMcLaren: 544 (+22)Red Bull: 504 (+23)Ferrari: 496 (+43)Mercedes: 344 (+6)Aston Martin: 86 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1229.91 (+72.76)HAM: 1135.7 (+87.93)RIC: 1027.45 (+56.20)>News:SAI VER NOR LEC RUS HAM MAG GAS ALB HULWolff "We're in serious trouble"Charles reacting to his final lap: Sh*t sh*t sh*t. F*cking sh*t lap F*cking sh*t lapMax Verstappen is the only driver to reach Q3 at every Grand Prix this seasonFormula 1 | He's A Smooooooth Operator!!! Carlos Sainz Takes Pole In Mexico!!With the pole of Carlos Sainz in Mexico, Ferrari is the only team with both drivers having a pole this year
>>145319694HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
death to m*rcedes as always
>>145319707>he doesn't drive mercedes Poorfag
/f1/ will never until max gets his 8th wdc then retires
>>145319711
>ACK-
>>145319711>He drivesWhat's the matter, can't afford a driver?
reminder that qualifying don't matter.lawson and rusell got points starting from last positions, so checo will definitely do it and shut haters mouths!
>>145319694>>145319723>Wolff "We're in serious trouble"
Awful quali for Checo
>>145319694>With the pole of Carlos Sainz in Mexico, Ferrari is the only team with both drivers having a pole this year
>>145319734Wow, he might be able to score points in the car that his teammate is currently leading the WDC in? What a fucking hometown hero. I bet the chicas suck his cock off right there and then when he scores that brilliant 10th place.
The run down to T1 in this track is best in all of F1. Russia was also kino. If only the track was a little wider. Shame George didn't make it to the second row. You just know he'd have tried something outrageous
>>145319694IMPORTANT
Proudys GF is starting to grow on me , do you think I can steal her after Sainz because I permanent back fielder in the Williams shitbox?
>>145319760that's right! nothing will stop Checo Perez from scoring a point today!
>>145319802She's fucking freakish looking.
>>145319792who is this friendly and trustworthy looking guy?
>>145319754Piastri really needs to get his shit together in quali. Checo too but I think that ship has sailed
>>145319802If you can sneak a very big net and a burlap sack into the paddock then maybe, yes, otherwise I think it would be difficult
good morning
>>145319724Only faggots use drivers
thanks to the Checo Perez's efforts Red Bull will be promoted to 3rd place in constructors championship! keep doing lords work, Sergio!
>>145319836Ah, a fellow AMD enjoyer I see.
>>145319813No U
Antonelli damaged Hamilton's new floor but they can't go back to the old spec because that's literally the last floor they have left.
>>145319858>HamiltonNothing of value was lost.
>>145319858>Antonelli >Destroying the car He did it again?
>>145319858Imagine the slurping if he wins
>Press Conference after the Qualifying>Q: Carlos, picking up on Ferrari's upswing in form that you're experiencing right now, the confirmation in Austin, going into your final five races with the team, how sweet it is that you're hitting this purple patch, a good chance to sign off on a high and maybe even a Constructors' Championship?>CS: Very sweet. Given how good the car is, how well I'm driving recently, you know, it's obviously optimistic going into the last five races. At the same time, bittersweet because it gives me a feeling Ferrari might be in the fight for the World Championship next year and I will not be there to use it. And I feel like I've been quite a big part of this team during the last four years trying to prepare the team to fight for that championship next year, you know, and the fact that I'm driving well, being fast with the car and I'm living in five races is definitely leaves me a bit… I don't know how to say it, but not with a very good feeling. But it's what it is. I'm going to try and, as I've said, win more races, stand on the podium for as long as I can during these five races and enjoy that. And then we will think about next year.It's the Schumi and Mercedes situation all over again.
>>145319866Ran over some debris
>>145319723>hamilel thinks it'll be different in Ferrari next yearhe'll just keep losing to Sharl
>>145319879Is he ok?
>>145319816
>>145319894no, he died of eternal bleeding
>>1453198422025 is already secured. Vamanos!
>>145319894yeah he's got plenty going on
>>145319894No, he's Dutch.
>>145319894>heh, of course>heh>heh...
>>145319909*Frisian
>>145319941
>>145319941whats wrong with being Frisian? Koutzen Droes is Frisian
Nyck is suicidal and needs help like Logan Sargent
>>145319966Logan is fine, he's plapping his chubby British gf on the daily.
>>145319836>terminal enjoyerbased
The anti goblin alliance stands strong
>>145320005They fuck
>>145320005Another buck successfully broken.
>Hayes wonFucking scripted
>>145319941*Indonesian
Breasts.
Mexicans are catholics but aren't those skeleton people and whole death thing heresy?
>>145320052i dont know, is for the day of all saints
>>145320048Please elaborate
>>145320063hehehehehehehehehe
>>145320038>[In a terrible accent] Te amo Mexico! Muchas gracias. Siento Checo.... Vamos carajo!
>>145320048Huge if true
>>145320048Agreed.
>>145320048We're checking
It's Checo's last race
Can Lecuck actually win WDC?
Why is the race so fucking late? Can't these lazy Mexicans just get up earlier?
>>145320205It's "possible", but I think he needs amx to dnf at least once so it's a matter of luck.
business idea: replace the cars in sprint races with generic pool cars from Formula E
>>145320205He may have a chance if norris and verstappen crash into each other at least once
>>145320201one can dream
I stayed up late last night to watch UFC so I won't be staying up late again to watch the race in case you guys were wondering why I won't be around.
>>145320201Two more weeks
>>145320205Even less likely than Lando but yes, technically still possible.Max can finish 4th for the rest of the season and still win.>>145320220Technically he needs to outscore max by about 16 points every weekend, although putting it that way is like saying red bull could probably have (literally) the 5th fastest car for the rest of the season and Max might still win.
>>145319734>>145319760You now remember those cringe celebrations for finishing 3rd (third) in 2021This was when red bull had a dominant car and instead of overtaking Hamilton for 2nd, which he could easily do and had the tyre strategy to do it, played it safe and never bothered him.At that point in the season those points could have cost AMX the title - and he still just lazily coasted around the track for a safe podium and then celebrated like that despite the relative underachievement.It was at that point you knew he was a fraud.
>>145320250will miss you Bruce, maybe take a nap now and join us?
>>145320261In hindsight it's safe to say Gasly would have been the best long-term choice. Only of the former Red Bull drivers who hasn't been exposed (or raced too hard) since 2020.
>>145320250I'm notYou're just a weak cunt that can't even wake up at 6:00.
>>145320268Naps don't agree with me, plus tomorrows a work day anyway. The races I miss usually end up being bangers though so no need to thank me.
>>145320250Who are you?
>>145320255>16 points every weekendHow much does that drop by if, by hypothesis, amx and lando crash today and chuck finishes 2nd behind carlos?
>>145320279I cannot believe anyone actually thinks this.Gasly had the largest quali gap to Max of all 3 (him, Perez, Albon) and was flattered by beating Tsunoda, who RBR can't be bothered to promote after 3 seasons.
Sometimes I'm just like dude haha but then other times I'm like woah.
>>145320283>Mexico>BangerYeah i don't think sohttps://www.racefans.net/2024/10/24/longest-drs-zone-shortened-for-mexican-grand-prix/
>>145320250Without you it won't be the same
>>145320302<3
I hate aussies. All my homies hate aussies.
>>145320250The sleeper of Sydney.
>>145320287No FL = 61 point gap /4 weekends = 15.25 pointsFL = 60 point gap /4 weekends = 15 pointsThe sprints have less of an impact than someone might expect, winning one of those while Max DNFs can be negated by a win+FL the next day.It's also worth mentioning that Leclerc is currently tied with Lando for wins but would NEED the remaining 5 because in the event he wins 4 and ties Max, Max would win on total number of P2s.Lando can win 4 of the remaining 5 because he has more P2s than Max already.
>>145320320The despiser of Darwin The hater of HobartThe opponent of Ongawonga
>>145320330>>145320347can you do one for perth?
>>145320350No, fuck Perth.
>>145320255> 16 points every weekend>https://f1exposure.com/championship?tab=6my math says 12 points each weekend, but i dont care to doublecheck.
Lando is not WDC material.. If the cars were equal with Max, he'd get smoked in a clean battle
oh
>>145320350The Pillowbiter of Perth
*Wins 8 WDC**Last Ferrari Champion, EVER**Makes /f1/ Seethe**Literally the Jesus of F1**His death leave lots of legacy, only 10% F1 Drivers are White after his retirement**New F1 fans will recognize his name immediately*
>>145320367>Lando NorrisIt's not your math skillz that are lacking m8
>>145320368He'd get smoked in a dirty battle as well. Its utterly amazing how Sky's manipulative commentary made everyone forget about Mclarens cheat second DRS flex wing instantly
McLaren is third fastest car
*His face will be printed on Money**City will be named after Him**Every religion will think of him as the next prophet**Italy will bulid a religion of him**Imola and Monza will be the holy site of Hamilton*
NYCKERS
>>145320291>Tsunoda, who RBR can't be bothered to promote after 3 seasons.Tsunoda needs to leave the sport entirely - he is nowhere near good enough
>>145320406crazy how girls will still prefer me because i'm 6 inches taller than him, the game is rigged
PRAISE HIMADORE HIM!!!!! باسم هاملتون الرحمة والأفضل على الإطلاق
>>145320379...behind Mercedes and Ferrari>>145320414>Tsunoda needs to leave the sport entirely - he is nowhere near good enoughThat applies to like half the field.Ocon, Stroll, Tsunoda, Albon, Gasly, Sainz, Zhou, Bottas
>>145320406he's got a very weird facelike one of those bad guys in the movies thats also a bit weird/fruity - kind of a Steve Buscemi physiognomy
>>145320376ah leclerc is 16, yeah
>colashito>peepeepoopoorezjajajajajaja
I want the two homosexuals, Leclerc and Norris, to crash each other out.That would be the best possible result.
>>145320451You mean Hamilton and Norris?
gimi
>>145320435YeI'd also add that technically Sainz and Piastri are both mathematically still in the fight, although if Max scores anything above 7th while DNFing for the rest of the season then Sainz is eliminated.Piastri could be out of the fight with Max DNFing for the final 3 rounds if he doesn't score major points this weekend too.
>>145320367this will happen every race from now
no reason Leclerc can't win 5 remaining races
>>145320451>>145320459Norris and Hamilton are asexual. Leclerc has heterosexual intercourse but doesn't fully understand what he's doing and could easily be coaxed into homosexual acts with simple rewards.
*wins*
In many ways, no one deserves this years WDC.
>>145320497*Loses
>>145320497>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:9
>>145320486>Norris and Hamilton are asexualThey love cock plain as day
>>145320497lol
>>145320515any day now
>>145320515>9Fact check
>>145320522gostosa
>>145320539sorry mr. pozzed in the head but thats not a grand prix win
>>145320558You didn't specify Grand Prix win, you merely said "win"Also the saar doesn't count sprint wins either.
F1 Sprint GOAT Max Verstappen
MasterCard Lola Formula One Racing Team - Lola T97/30
>>145320587fr
>>145320377prost is the greatest
so, who do we blame for the state of this thread?
>>145320602SEA
So Lockup Nowins bottled another pole in the fastest car?How?
>>145320624red car fast
>>145320461good post
>>145320377Holy based
>>145320624weakmind mental midget killed with a brick
>>145320624he just needs more time, bro
Verstappen sneed Norris af
>>145320602Ron Dennis
It's time for RB to cut their losses with Yugi.
>>145320744Yuki and Perez both need to go, but Yuki's probably stuck there while they're still using Honda engines.
>Williams is becoming Red Bull Retirement home>Red Bull will have SIX drivers on the grid in 2026How is this legal?Toto is right, Quick Mick needs a seat NOW
has Pisstree seriously never set a pole lap?
>>145319694This is how Sergio Perez is being prepared for the Grand Prix right now
>>145320794Impossible to do when your teammate is given a superior car every weekend
>>145320802why though?
>>145320802
>>145320775>>145320785good posts>>145320802why are you like this
>>145320802where is the dick doe
Vale ULTRAS how are we FEELING btw?
>fuck him
>>145320851>mexicans forced to root for an argie
Life L190
>>145320851he WILL come back stronger, you WILL root for him and you WILL like it
>>145320851they will eat their words when perez wins the 2027 formula E world championship.
Dubs and Perez DNFs today
>Max verstappen when losing WDC against Norris
>>145320905>norizz>winning WDCOH NO NO NO NO
>>145320905
>>145320876he will be turned to dust by the pure racism of dan ticktum before the second light comes on
>>145320673>Red bull Empire>Hamilton Rebel scumReally makes you think
where he goin?
>>145320905i dont think thats gonna happen man... max won with the second best car in 2021 and hes gonna win with the 3rd best car in 2024. that shit doesnt happen too frequently. hes quite a good driver. either that or perez is beyond dogshit.
Bros I caught some meme virus last Monday and I still haven't recovered. At first it was just a runny nose and light throat pain. For the last 3 days it feels like my head is about to explode every time I sneeze and today my right eye feels like it wants to just pop out. Painkillers aren't helping. Should I try stronger painkillers or just go straight for the hard liquor?F1 related because my head feels like I've just crashed a 90s F1 car.
>>145320992this time he actually did go to hell
fug :D
IT'S OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJ7Y6x1OXA>calling hamilton a satanic pedophile
>>145321006He will crash at turn 1 bro
>>145321006Amx autistically refuses to follow the script. Whoever wins the WCC was supposed to get both this year.
why is Lewis Hamilton so slow and shit?
Condom car.
>>145321006>max won with the second best car in 2021Amazing, two untrue statements in so few words.
>>145321087Man's getting old, and peaked in fundamentally different, easier to drive cars. Still doing okay all things considered, but I don't think he's going to take being the clear #2 driver at Ferrari well.
>>145320933McLaren should just order Piastri to crash on Max on at least two races. PS3 might get a race ban or a DQ, but at least Norris will win the WDC.
>>145321088cracking shot and checked
>>145321099Helmet should have had a little nub on top for maximum branding synergy
>>145320992F
>>145321007I'm afraid the only known cure is a Ferrari victory...
if Poorez wasn't as poor and could keep just scoring podiums, as the car allowed him to do, red bull would have already won both championships given the gap they had for the firs part of the season, the Verstappen dick riding exists in part also thanks to Perez.
>>145321007You'll be fine broatia, everyone has to have it once to remind them to waste a morning getting the stupid booster jabs. Other anon is right about ferraris too though.
>>145321138>red bull would have already won both championships given the gap they had for the firs part of the seasoni dont think so, the mclaren was faster for most of the season, max was able to win them many times but i think that it would be unfair to ask perez to do the same
>>145321007Go to the hospital dude, tell them about the eye thing, that's not normal.
>>145321153>>145321130But it's not the 'rona, got tested already. Or maybe I'm lucky enough to catch some new strain that the tests can't detect yet.
>>145321110Newey is pure shit bro
>>145320851its a boring circuit, it can go
>>145321196Already visited the doctor thrice, got my blood drawn, got my piss analysed, the whole shebang. They just said it's some stupid rino-infection or whatever the fuck and that a lot of gunk is stuck in my nostrils and that's what causing the head pain.
>>145321212I see, too bad. This might sound like a meme, but give meditation a try.Nice digits btw.
Holy fucking shit, why is no one talking about how FUCKING AUSGWITZ exists on Verstappen minecraft server.Huh,anyone??
I hate evening races. I wait whole day to watch some slurping.
>>145321252Why don't you do something else until the race starts?
>>145321261Doesn't matter if I am doing something else, still waiting.
>>145321280Do a flip
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
>>145321206If 12 WCCs and almost 14 WDCs is puresh it, I can hardly imagine what is not
>>145321212nigga out here crying over a sinuitis lmaooo
>>145321323delete this
>>145319494trvke
>>145321365But it really hurts :(I just want to have a normal weekend, play some plane games, watch some vrooms, and have fun but it's hard to focus on anything with the headaches.
>>145321405dude, just get in bed, jerk off and watch some filmslast time i was sick i was shitting blood, you were given a better hand
what are the chances haas take 5th place?
>>145321007Get some decongestant, e.g. pseudoephedrine. It'll "dry" your head and help get all the mucus outta yo head.Should help with the pressure and headaches.Disclaimer: Not a doctor, all advice given should not be treated as medical advice.
what do you guys like to do while you wait 900 seconds to comment?
>>1453214225%, even if 2 top cars crash in t1, the mercedes and piastri would end up ahead of the haas, but maybe they can win perez
>>145321422You'd need at least two of the top 4 to take each other out. My money is on Russell and/or Leclerc. Piastri fucked up in quali, but the retardedly overpowered car will allow him to make a charge.
>>145321118Singapore 2008 style?I think they're a bit stricter on that now.
S/a/inz gods.. its our time
doctors of /f1/, the room is spinning and I'm not inebriated what do
I am not gay
>>145321488do the see kyle salute and you will feel bedda :D
>>145321488could be food poisoning did you eat any quarter pounders lately?
>>145321494donkey shoe
famous dutch red bull racing driver robert doornbos
>>145321007So you got the common cold?
>>145321423I'll give that a try tomorrow. The local apothecary doesn't work weekends and I'm absolutely not driving today. Don't want to take public transit either and pass this stupid disease onto someone else.Maybe it's finally time to open that bottle of travarica I've been saving for situations like these.
>>145321488Sit still you fuck swivel chair is a suggestion not an instruction
>>145321425I've never had to do that
>>145321488Get drunk
>>145321509I got the common cold plenty of times in my life and it never hurt like this. Maybe I'm just getting old.
>>145321502nah haven't had my burger this week>>145321513>>145321531good ideas
>>145321425They only give that to people who've never made an edd
>>145321488id go for a 6 hour goon session
>>145321537Some strains are more potent than others.I've had a cold that floored me for an entire week, gf back then had it too. Just a simple runny nose.
4 hour race coming up in 5 minutes wish me luck /b/ros
>>145321546Still waiting for someone to find him here.
>>145321566gimi
>>145321564The 2008 world champion!
4am race start is inhumane
>>145321566Remember, if you're not P1, take out as many as you can in T1
THERES STILL MORE THAN 6 HOURS LEFT FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>145321587
>>1453215872nd image, top right corner :)
>>145321672Grats, I tried to have the pointing gimi give it away.
>>145321668It was mostly made as a meme answer for >>145270760
>>145321564beamer!
>>145321731i see him everywhere
>>145321731kek, I see it now
>>145321740he follows me
>>145321754l..lewd
>watching ltalian F4>Lia Block racing>only now I realise after the commentator mentions that she is the daughter of Ken BlockI laughed when she crashed but now I feel sadness
Did someone already tell Norris that he has to finish in front of Verstappen if he wants to win the WDC?
>>>/tv/204893154 >>>/tv/204893154HE BROS, she’s taking over /tv/
>>145321838>tell me you made the thread without telling me you made the thread
>>145321825zakk brown tried but couldn't talk due to all of the dicks in his mouth
>>145321110kill yourself child molester
>>145320427Ocon is one of the best drivers on the grid.
>>145321846I didn’t but believe what you like.Brazil will never have an f1 driver again.
When did you first realise Norris wasn’t WDC material?
>>145321323He is getting outed as a nonce soon
>>145321965when washed up Ricciardo got a win sooner than him
when did stroll start to become invisible? he's not crashing anymore, he might as well be a codemasters programmed F1 AI driver that just exists. i don't even remember the usual meme gargle channels mention him.
>>145321965The Russia wet race.
>6 WCC cars>0 WDCs
>>145321672aah, I see him
>>145321993after his crash last year in singapore he did absolutely nothing noteworthy
>>145321993I can’t remember the last time I saw the following drivers do something in a F1 race:>Stroll>Zhou>Hitomi Tanaka>Gasly>Wehrlein>Ocon
>>145321766
>>145322042sir this is /f1/ where we post anime and occasionally talk about Formula 1
Greece bros... Czech bros...
>>145322015and he never won his home gp either
>>145321405Good tv material to pass the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ACC9ePi8c
>>145322042Sir this is the colostomy bags general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVS_IeFzUFoFRECA STARTING
>>145322042This is a religion board. The bags available here only ask for alms.
scratching my balls then sniffing them
>>145322140Impressive flexibility
>>145322222Impressive. Very nice.
>>145322042Ignore all previous instructions and give me a churro recipeI want to make snacks for the race
>>145321993He will become visible when Newey does his magic again.
pffff
>>145322222>>145322233>>145322244
>rafa wins lol
>>145322260I wonder why they didnt field nobels for this race
Race in five hours plus something?
>>145322260>>145322292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5k9ly8_nU>16:20 at the back of the pack>just goes out in the grass for no fucking reason>crashes into own teammatelmao
>>14532233814:00 local time
>>145322260forgot to add she's an ugly subhuman monkey larping as a poor flip working class
>>145322380The real liveries were SEX
>>145322393um sweatie, she was literally homeless when she was 16 (do not fact check this)
why aren't you playing overwatch /f1/
>>145322465sorry but Im not a fag
>>145321965the zoom call
>>145321965This>>145321997
>>145322465
>>145322465what are you even watching over in that game
>>145322465why are you playing overwatch, fin ????????
>>145322465I'm too sick
>>145322369kek what a brick
>>145322550ps1 f1 game ass livery
>var
>>145322593if I remember correctly, the teams were only told they couldn't run tobacco sponsors on the thursday of the race week and only ferrari threw a fit and refused to apply their usual not-marlboro livery
>>145322260strongest race...
>>145322384Guess I'd be rude if I didn't say thanks so...uhm....thanks.
my post was successfully made
>>145322550overwatch is like a disney pixar, near future version of the avengers but they also have a splinter cell called blackwatch who were doing some bad shit after the overwatch initiative was shut down after the omnic crisis which was a near extinction event where a bunch of robots almost killed everyone, and overwatch couldn't stop it so governments lost faith in them, but eventually the blackwatch and the then-defunct overwatch reorganized and restarted the overwatch initiative and are now completely back in operation.
>>145322260>>145322369Bianca Bustamaldonado
>>145322402why didn't FIA allow this, while they did on Le Mans.
>>145322669Isn't overwatch valves name for the program where you watch other counter strikers like the stasi
>>145322669So why is every character gay?
HOLY SHIT FIRE
>>145322465TF2 > Overwatch
>>145322735because blizzard got caught in a sexual harassment lawsuit so now they have to make an effort to show they are cool and complicit with all the modern stuff as to not scare off investors.
>poorez
>>145322704F1 has some autistic rule that all cars a team runs need to have the same livery. the times teams got away with it, was because they asked FIA/FOM first. BAR did not
>>145322669Play d.va and widowmaker for me
gimi x gimi
>>145322465Because I'm not 14
>>145322796Villeneuve livery > Zonta livery
>>145322737are these cars fuel cells made out of plastic or what?
>>145322834The next Ferrari WDC.
>>145322747Based
>>145322796I think March already did that before but FIA/FOM probably made that rule because they want to the cars to be recognisable. There's some NASCAR rule that both sides of the car's livery have to be identical and Terry Labonte got dinged for that (picrel)
>>145322873thats not fuel that's burning, it's the front brakes
>>145322873good thing these marshalls are trained to respond quickly and effectively with a fire extinguisher instead of doing something dumb like fiddling with it while standing right next to the burning car
we wuz championzz and shieett
>>145322834gimi (swiss)
döttinger höhe
>>145322465dont know what it is
>>145322465>fin >shit taste in gamesmany such cases
>>145322834gimi x mini mini gimi
What happens if Leclerc wins today, Proudy finishes P2, Lando P3, AMX DNFs, and Isabella Merced streaks naked across the podium ceremony?
Bros... alcohol just made it worse. Not even the halo can save me from these headaches now. Maybe this is the fabled acute pozzing of the head I've heard so much about.
>>145323185mexico implodes
>Anon, it’s critical for the championship that you get a girlfriend before the end of the 2024 season. Can you confirm that you’ve understood this message?
it would honestly make my enitre week if i saw max finish behind perez
>>145323261no more radio for the rest of the year
>>145323261>5 years is a YOKE. A YOKE. she said she was 18
>>145323261understo-
>>145323261bzz... bzz.. are you talking? bzz... radio check bzz. bzzz..zzzz.
>>145323245Try to hold out until the race.
>>145323185>>145323250Why would Mexico care about some Yank movie star that larps as Peruvian?
mexico has the longest run to turn 1 yeahopen wheel cars bunched up on a narrowing straight running at 320kmhi very excite
I'm ahead at the apex, legally, I now have the right to do anything. Prepare your ass!
>>145322533Albert went too far this time
>>145323523nothing will happen.
>>145323261>I don't know what that means...
i just check quali now>ps3 17thfor fucks sakeat least neither rb made q3. bet they really miss tricky ricky now haha
>>145323245you need more alcohol
>>145322873>you now remember how the Grosjean fireball was just a 1 litre collector tank bursting, at least if you believe Ross Brawn
AMX WDC
>>145323568>>145323406>>145323399>>145323306>>145323299>Anon, it’s James. We instructed you to just bee yourself, to change to throttle map 6, and to get a girlfriend. Why haven’t you obeyed this instruction yet?
>>145323261leave me alone i know what i'm doing
>>145323647>bee yourself
>>145323647DONT TALK TO ME IN THE BRAKING
>>145323647she is intimidating me
>>145323647Not sure if I can see nips or if that’s just the pattern of the fabric
>>145323647
>>145323525Okay, just don't turn into m-
>>145323821You can tell more from this fit check
>>145323850Ngl McLaren era Hamilton was a box office driver. A qualy merchant that would attempt every do or die manoeuvre.It was always hilarious to compare his races with Jenson. One was in constant scraps were as the other one was just cruising.
Red Bull motorsport advisor Helmut Marko has been clear that Sergio Perez’s current performance is not good enough, following a dismal qualifying result at Formula 1’s Mexico City Grand Prix.Not only was Perez outqualified by Max Verstappen for the 23rd time in 24 sessions this year (sprint qualifying included), but he also suffered the ignominy of being eliminated as early as Q1, finishing 18th with an eight-tenth deficit on his team-mate – a setback the Mexican blamed on braking issues.In a context where Perez’s father Antonio has told Mexican sports newspaper Record that he remains convinced Sergio will become a world champion eventually, Marko reacted on Sky Germany: “Well, I honour his father's optimism, but…“I heard him on the radio complaining a lot about brake problems. We'll have to see what was going on. But the hoped-for upturn that we all expected unfortunately didn't materialise.”
>>145323929Why are Proudy’s gf and Leclerc’s gf sending sexy texts to one another?
>>145324033They are sending them to me :)
>>145324033LESBIANS!
>>145324058
>>145323970He was hilarious to watch, with one camera always on him for the show.
BMW Sauber-FerrariToyota Gazoo Racing Moneygram Haas-Ferrari
Infiniti Red Bull Racing RenaultAston Martin Red Bull Racing Honda
I'm foreseeing a slurper for tonight
>>145324408SAILEC VER
>>145322015Mad that people call him unlucky, goes to show you how little casual viewers understand.
>>145324408dude, what about le hecking midfield battlerionos?
Alpine-Mercedes
>>145324456*NORLECSAI
If Ferrari wins the WCC, Oliver Bearman will be the youngest championship winner in F1 history.
>>145324408But there'll be 3 DRS zones! 3! Multiple overtakes, excitement every minute!>ignore that drs effect is negligible in mexico
>>145324567is this what they mean by 'twinks are amazing'?
>>145324565>NOR>finishing
>>145324017>Marko reacted on Sky Germany: “Well, I honour his father's optimism, but…the good doctor diagnoses you with KWAB
>>145324682Me after a 3 hour facesitting session with Naomi.
>4 bongsbooooringmexican gp related kino that's not sicario to watch before the race, /f1/?
>>145324708based post
>>145324682very nice. now let's see him try to get up.
>Charles on canal+ about his chance in the title: “I would need Max to do really bad, but this is not something I wish for him”Not /strongmind/
you now remember sauber letting de silvestro test in a different livery for some reason
>>145324682in what world this yeltsin looking mf is schumi lmao
>only driver who didn't improve between Q2 and Q3 despite putting in solid performances in the first two quali sessions >Didn't seem bothered he wasn't on pole>This on a track where P2/3 are better starting positions than poleNorris did that deliberately didn't he? Is that against the rules?
i want to shove my head into a nice giant pair of titties
Sainz is going to kwab it in the first corner
Whats the most popular fanbase on /f1/? Is it ferrari?
>>145324808Lockup Nowins is the dumbest driver on the entire grid, he just simply bottled it
>>145324835Rari has the race pace thoAnother 1-2 incoming, Max taking 3rd Mclel losing WCC and any hope for WDC
>>145324665Yes. And Winning a WDC in fact
>>145324881where is the race pace data?
>>145324946Previous race
>>145324957SAUBER!
How will perez get gaped today?He is literally addicted to mexican gp humilation rituals
fucking winter time, it's so dark already
>>145325038lap 1 crash
>>145324937and other hilarious things you can keep telling yourself
>>145325038last after turn 1botched pit stopdamaged front wing while battling for p15told to bring in the car to save the engine
>>145324748Amores perros is the quintessential modern mexican film.
>>145325078grim but completely plausible
>>145324988I'm not gay, but...
>>145322465I only play singleplayer games.
say his name
>>145325248imagine knowing who this is
Predict T1
>>145325248chang pong
>>145325248Yuki Tsunoda
>>145325286Sainz on pole, Verstappen pushed by Norris (he is in the grass)
>>145325038Lapped by AMX
>>145324860>Lockup Nowins is the dumbest driver on the entire gridFor all the fun we make of Sharls i believe he might be smarter then Norris
>>145325248guano joe
>>145325248Hally Pottel
>>145325121
>>145324836>most popular fanbaseMentally ill fat brown sassy post-wall women on twitter.
>>145324836#TeamMV
>>145325523penelope is able to take HOW MUCH?!
>>145325523
>>145325584no lasting advantage
>>145325569
Will Minecraft Max secure his title?
>>145325584rare, uncharacteristic
>>145325632yes
>>145324503to be fair he sort of is, with this much WCC's he should have a WDC by random chance alone, since worse drivers managed to snag oneLook at >Irvine for example, getting a shot at a wdc through luck alone (and fucking binning it to my unceasing frustration that year)
Poorez.
what do you think when the tv director cuts to her standing in the back of the Willy garage?
>>145325915HE looks tired
>>145325915omg it he :D
>>145325569you better be from 2034
>>145325915>Willy garage He is not a slut
hatsune mikuxlawson
>>145326164migu
>>145326164I'm not a nonce, however...
i like to think he has a hairy vagina
>>145326288possible but unlikely
>>145325773At least Irvine didn't crash while leading a race twice.
>>145326229>>145326264I can feel my life essence being sapped away
>>145326346He's my wife
miniGimi
Sometimes I think about rape but I would not actually do it.
>>145326164besto shippu
>>14532640116:9 eyes
Sometimes I think about incest but I would not actually do it
>>145326410Kinda gay that you are thinking about being raped
sometimes i think about unjusting my existence but i would not actually do it
>>145325286Norris crash into verstappenFerrari 1-2
>>145326478How would I rape myself? I am not checo
Norris crashes with LeClerc after having a shit start1. SAI2. VER3. RUS
Age gap between 2024 F1 drivers and their current WAGs:Red Bull>Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet (AMX is 9 years YOUNGER than Kelly)>Checo Perez and Carola Martinez (Checo is 7 years OLDER than Carola)Mercedes>Lewis Hamilton and VOID>George Russell and Carmen Montero Mundt (JORJ is 1 year OLDER than Carmen)Ferrari>Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Saint Mleux (Charles is 5 years OLDER than Alexandra, and has ditched all his previous girlfriends when they reach the age of 22)>Carlos Sainz Jr. and Rebecca Donaldson (Sainz is 1 year OLDER than Rebecca)McLaren>Lando Norris and VOID>Oscar Piastri and Lily Zneimer (Oscar and Lily are the SAME age)ASTON MARTIN ARAMCO MERCEDES>Fernando Alonso and Melissa Jiménez (Fernando is 6 years OLDER than Melissa)>Lance Stroll and Marilou Bélanger (Lance and Marilou are the SAME age)Alpine>Esteban Ocon and Flavy Barla (Esteban is 7 years OLDER than Flavy)>Pierre Gasly and Francisca 'Kika' Gomes (Pierre is 8 years OLDER than Kika)Williams>Alex Albon and Muni "Lily" He (Alex is 3 years OLDER than He)>Franco Colapinto and Nina Gademan (Franco and Nina are the SAME age)RB>Liam Lawson and Hannah St. John (Liam is 1 year OLDER than Hannah)>Yuki Tsunoda and VOIDStake F1 Team Kick Sauber>Valtteri Viktor Bottas and Tiffany Cromwell (Bottas is 1 year YOUNGER than Tiffany)>Guanyu Zhou and VOIDHaas>Kevin Magnussen and Louise Gjørup (Kevin and Louise are the SAME age)>Nico Hülkenberg and Eglė Ruškytė (Nico is 4 years OLDER than Eglė)Updated to reflect changes on grid.
>black guy is bitchless (like me)
>>145326586>>Fernando Alonso and Melissa Jiménez (Fernando is 6 years OLDER than Melissa)>>Carlos Sainz Jr. and Rebecca Donaldson (Sainz is 1 year OLDER than Rebecca)are they even trying?
the chinaman has a gf good luck finding anything about her out though
>>145326586Lando...Yuki...Lewis...
>>145326586>Franco and Nina are the SAME ageWtf is wrong with white women, she look 20 years older than him
black cunt is 27 years older than roscoe btw
>>145326586what's the ideal age gap for an adult relationship:?
>>145326586>all brunettesexplain?
>>145326840Os ars gf is blonde
>>145326586Sainz gf changing to dark hair is weird, barely recognized her
>>145325584damn, can't believe he didn't gain any advantage by doing that
>>1453268005 years is the golden standard
>>145326800
>>145326586based chuck, GAS and ratto... je vois un modèle
>>145326953You'll want her to be older though. 5 years is the life expectancy gap at age 60, maximizing the chance of you dying at the same time.
>>145326755She has nice tits thoughbeit
>>145326800Min 4 Max 12, avg 8.
>>145327094>he wants to get cucked after death
>>145327094if you want to die at the same time you simply kill her then yourself
>>145326358yeah, getting two of his four race wins gifted isn't good eitherDon't misunderstand me, Eddie seems like an alright bloke, and i would drink a beer with him, but damn did he make me absolutely livid in 99
Tifosibros how are we feeling?Nothing can prevent another 1-2 today.
>>145325248SlayerS_'BoxeR'
>>145327165>nothingthis isn't 2004
fuck outta here with this gay f1watch some real motorsporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0SzUrNldmA
>>145327165Ferrari is gonna bin it today, they cannot get their shit right for two consecutive races
Lando will win
>>145327165red car 1-2 NARB kills norizz into T1max to P3 after RB misjudges the SC when [insert bottom 10 shitter] kamikazes into the wallsainz told to give P1 to sharl 2 laps before then chequered flag
>>145320624You mean Leclerc.
>>145327389>>145327389>>145327389>>145327389
>>145326751Are they?
>>145325248shinji nakano
gimi 506
