Divorce edition
She's trooning Rush
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Min wins the heematch
>>145320404he will fall too, just like all my other boys...
What kind of retard names their kid “rush”?
>>145320404Why don't brazzas visit Finnbus' barber and look normal
goddard fucked up like he always does
*hides post*
>>145320426Max TANKED that
it was at least 5 seconds early
>>145320429At least wipe him first
>>145320426max still has a goated chin. he was never out. he said "fuck" immediately cause he was completely aware that he was getting hammered
rinat got gifted a win
>>145320438We don't write messages to our uncles here
He lost but in the most based way possible
>>145320457this man has his own drip
>>145320457The cutoff for boying is in 56 bings
>>145320423Another retarded muslim rule. Islam forbids styling hair for men. Either you go completely bald or you let your hair grow back, but don't cut\trim it. European brazzas being munafiqs as usual
>Thank you everyone for all the love and support. It’s a tough gig sometimes but that’s the business. Big congratulations to Khamzat, he was the better man tonight and that’s all there is to it. >I felt great, everything was on point and I was ready. My jaw is good, but my teeth were moved in. It’s a good excuse to fix them properly now haha. I’m disappointed, but I come back better from every setback and every challenge so this is no different. >I want to thank my team and everyone who supported me to get here. Time to go spend time with the family for a bit. Be back soon Yeah I'm thinking Whittaker wins the rematch
>>145320473Is there anything Islam doesn’t forbid?
>>145320480IV drips
>>145320479Yeah I'm thinking he gets brutally heemed his nex fight
>>145320480going to heaven
>>145320480I think almost everything except just living and praying. UFC muslims are the biggest hypocrites
>>145320480steroids
best doping in the game
>this all powerful being who created the cosmos' number 1 concern is whether you ate a piece of hamAbrahamic religions and their followers are so fucking retarded
DC said Conor has power at 145 but can't match Topuria's boxing skills and gets starched no questions asked.
chat yes or no, after the khamzat fight kamaru was crying not because he lost but because he was traumatized by how easily khamzat took him down
>>145320509conor has been washed for like 10 years now
>>145320480Yoghurt sauce also seems to be a thing
In hindsight the wuhan flu is responsible for peon’s embarrassment of a title reign
>>145320496>>145320505Everyone is doping but that's crazy.
>>145320496>>145320505its just typical wrestler's turtleback you dyel freaks, thats the part of your body that gets developed when you pull people around
Rob is permaflushed now
>>145320516are you here everyday?
>>145320521What i think he means is the conor that starched aldo but that's understandable people were not that skilled back than as compared to now.
Salaam Aleykum brazzas
>>145320536i think youre confusing me with someone else
>>145320479>takes a dive to commit dental insurance fraudDisgraceful
>>145320560Dana a tight ass who wouldn't pay for it. Rob probably bett money on himself to lose too
>>145320560>disgraceful Many are saying this
>>145320532>bro it's totally natty bro
>>145320564new curse unlocked. does this mean toPOOria is cursed to get heemed or is he safe because max still owns the fake belt?
>>145320585topuria only can be heemed by islam
>>145320585>max still owns the fake beltMax "cursed" Holloway won't win another fight if he doesn't get rid of the bmf belt
>rapes your favorite fighter and gives them a career ending injury
>>145320598Du bussy will need anal reconstruction surgery, I fear
Is Caucasus best base in ufc? We have right now is Christian vs Muslim Caucasus kino with merab vs umar. Potentially movsar vs illia. Islam vs arman. Is this a new meta? Is Caucasus a superior race? I kneel.
>>145320581never said its natty, b, just sayan brazzas have super developed back due to the wrasslin focus
>>145320408he fucked it with the stance switch
>>145320480Grown men marrying and having sex with little girls
>>145320618People of the mountains have secret juice that makes you strong.
>>145320581He has low body fat, his muscles arent even huge lol youre fat as fuck
>>145320618Dwarves are a notoriously quarrelsome and martial people
>>145320404VGH....PVRE ARYAN
There's levels to this
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Ilia! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, TOPURIA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over ALESSEAS FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
>>145320581People who wrestle a lot tend to have well developed backs. They're called back demonsYou should start suspecting steroids when you super super developed delts or mysterious cardio
>>145320731Lots of wrestlers juice
>>145320480Murdering people in a spiteful rage
>>145320473hell u talmbout, ruski bih? not even remotely true
All lefts won except for whittaker
>solves the khamsat problem
So whats the verdict on khamzat? Is he at prevaccine levels or has he even exceeded it?
Topuria unironically gets heemed by most of the LW top 10. He takes 40 punches to give one. Can't do that when fighters have power.
>>145320765not yet
>>145320762He's not gonna get the chance
>>145320765he's gotten over his fear of needles
>>145320776You really don't know striking
>Mavidal gets the BMF belt, Usman shadow realm him>Garth gets the BMF belt, Max zeem him>Max gets the BMF belt, Topuria heem him for the first time in his whole careerIs the BMF the undisputed curse? Why nobody talks about this?
>>145320776clueless cazzie post
>>145320799They've started to on Twitter
>>145320788Why are you posting his old hair is there something wrong with his new one?
>>145320799the bmf belt generally goes only to americans(since it's purely a marketing gimmick and americans are the most profitable for an american org) and americans have lost the mandate of heaven completely in mma. so yeah, it makes sense the bmf holders keep losing
Max "booty boy" holloway
Confidence is key.But over-confidence is even more key.
Am I the only one who thinks Bo looks undersized for MW?Dricus is much bigger and so is Khamzat since he bulked up, I don't see him keeping either down
Ilia "BWC" topuria
>>145320834Joe and Don were glazing him up fierce I don't really get it
>>145320834Lol, that guy threw him off like he was a little boy
>>145320765Cant say fosho, b, havent seen him go past a couple o rounds
>>145320805Who will be the first to break the curse?>>145320814I'm not talking about losing I'm talking specifically about being heemed
Are brazzas more powerful with longer hair? Do they shave it so they don't kill their opponents?
>>145320834I've realised Joe Pyfer is literally just the striking version of Bo
>>145320408>be a cutbabby decisionator>heem a couple of bums with swiss cheese for brains>flex and run around screaming like the coconut nigger you are>get flatlined in your next fight Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, fuck min swallowgay and his reddit tier fans.
Bo Pyfer
>>145320855They must breed
Joe Nickal
No one is discussing this but the reason Ilia won was due to his insistence on pointing to the centre in the first 10 seconds of the fight. He brought it up so many times that he had to do it, and in turn Max had to think about his response. But it's the beginning of the fight, and mentally it sets a tone when Ilia is forcing a style on you and you refuse to engage completely. You've revealed something about your approach and also revealed you don't want to engage on his terms. It put fear into Max that if he exchanged with Ilia he could get heemed, and that's why when he did get clipped he got heeemedheems are 100% a mental thing as well as physical. consider this as you won't learn this anywhere else.
>>145320426>beta male shows his bellyKek, Goddard saved him from Topuria dribbling his head off the canvas for a few more seconds.
>>145320834How come this has never happened to Khamzat
can anyone share a webm of the shara heem plz
>ywn see prime Romero vs prime Khamzat
>>145320875You mean stuffed takedowns? Usman or Burns fight good example of Cumshot getting stuffed.
>>145320883talmbout sharing shara b?
>>145320875
>>145320834insane how bo "6 gorillion medals in wrestling" nigal struggled to take brundage down while cedriquantues dumbass effortlessly ragdolled him for 3 rounds
>>145320901Usman evaded, he didn't counter any of the grappling even when Chimaev was injured and gassed
Why do Russians always get so triggered when non-Russians talk about street fights? What makes their streets so much more dangerous?
>>145320910However, Scamzat launched his head into the canvas, which is funny
>>145320912Everyone is with a group of 20 people and they all jump in.
>>145320901That's not really equivalent, Bo got legitimately thrown across the cage by Cody Brundage
*walks out to Thick of It by KSI for the rematch*
>>145320914Most athletic US nog
>>145320912>What makes their streets so much more dangerousfull of drunks, gopniks and brazzas
>>145320925>drinking the lead juice
>>145320906People who sign to fight Bo are gonna dedicate their entire camp to TDD, they won't do that with Sedrique
>>145320914Why doesn't this blob get some fucking discipline and zeem WWs with his spinning shit instead of being a morbidly obese shitter?
>>145320914Shamil Gaziev and Chris Barnett got TKO'd by their own obesity, impressive
Reminder that Joe Pyfer got fraud checked by a 38 year old Norwegian journeyman
>>145320906Sedriques has that dawg in him>>145320925the fight to make is Topuria Lopes, the fucking division has to move on already
the bmf belt was ilia's birthright all along
>>145320906Bo Nickal is horrible but it's still the best that the US has to offer in term of prospect. Give it 5 more years and there's not going to be a single ranked US fighter left.
Redditker really did two TDD camps just to get his skull fractured in 2 minutes
The Popeyes chicken will be there for Barnett
>>145320950>NorwegianCan we get a fact check on this?
>>145320883IC code?
>>145320912Dostoevsky would write that they were dirtier and full of more peasants than seems good for society
just how intelligent and wise is george masvidal?
>>145320914
Sometimes I feel like my life is a waste when I see champions on the mic thanking their countries and kissing their wife while holding their children and talking about how blessed they areThen I remember I don't have to put my health and sanity on the line by representing my people in fist fights that are broadcasted to millions of people around the world while shilling capitalist enterprises to get the dough
>>145320914Impeccable cranium shape.
>>145320920>>145320985In my opinion the streets of big western European cities are a lot more dangerous than those of eastern European cities. In Tashkent there was literally a police officer every 10 meters or something. Can't be a hoodrat if you immediately get sent to the gulag if you act out in public.
>>145320894I can do it for you b I assume you're good
>>145321021That cop is just waiting to beat you within an inch of your life.
Can Islam beat the Armenian-Chechen connection?
>>145321021Idk russians here are just good at jumping people, gypsies and the new arrivals are much more dangerous in my experience russians don't even have guns tbch
Hourly reminder that Ilia Topuria brutalized Max Holloway. The pillow-fisted twig was knocked out, then shitted himself, then cried, then retired. Those who betted on a finish have the money now.
>>145321021Because of Immigration this is somewhat true but the safer parts of eastern europe are like croatia and slovenia, definitely not russia
>>145321029dayum i thawlt all arminskis hates brazzas with pure hatred or sumth
>>145321035Thank you based bananaman I would have never guessed it without you
>>145321035Ngl i was scared your ritual posting cursed him, saw other cursed individuals posting but topuria pull through.
>>145321034Gypsies come from India tho
>>145321041They hate Azeris, but because Azeris are Shia muslims, the north caucus brazzas probably hate them too
>>145320914>>145320995"heem everybody even myself" mentality
So how will DDP make Khamzat cry?
>>145321049nobody likes shia except shia themselves tbqh
>>145321085I don't mind them
>>145321082>Split lip>Family fled from warzone>Sucks the cock of Kadyrov>Son in critical condition, might not make it
what happened to bobbert?
>>145321046Ours (kaale gypsies) came through sweden first, from bongistan originally hence my deep seated resentment of the limp wristed poofters
>>145321095raped and gaped
>>145320995
>>145321092das cuz u are one, ngga
Tapping because of a freak injury like that is understandable but tapping because of a freak injury after saying you are willing to be taken out in a stretcher seems like a big cosmic fuck you.
Ufc madridSoon
>>145321122Daner will manage to make it shit don't kid yourself
>>145320479>moved innigga was missing like 6 teeth or something
There are 3 brazzas currently next in line for the Ti'ul Sho'>Umar>Khamzat>AnkalaevAnd if Evloev beats Aljo, he probably won't be too far away from a title opportunity. Will we see Total Brazza Victory in 2025?
>>145321137Fraid so
>>145321136is there a pic of this?
DDP vs Chimaev will be the biggest fight of 2025, I'm already hyped
>>145321119When people say they're willing to go out on a stretcher, they mean they're willing to be knocked out. Nobody really wants to have a limb or their fucking jaw injured in a way that might mean it's never the same again. Tony and Mokaev are the only people I've ever seen just refuse to tap to potentially life changing subs
>>145321156you right nigel>>145321151google whittaker teeth
>>145321137i'd be happy to see the first two become champ. Khamzat is based and Umar beating Merab is the good outcome.Ankalaev doesn't seem good at all but I never underestimate how hues shit the bed vs brazzas
>>145320799maybe its the pic related of ufc, you're destined to get heem'd having it
>>145321167>>145321168Jesus ChristFreak injury, freak strength, or did Bobby forget to brush?
>>145321151I have at least 7 saved b
>>145321151
>>145321137Dana unironically has to do something about this. It was good when he was looking to expand into the Muslim market after the success of Khabib, but nobody in these countries actually buy PPVs, they just engage with social media a lot. Nobody who actually pays for PPVs wants to see these fucks take up like half of all title fights. You can already see that Dana is doing everything in his power to keep Ank away from Poatan. He probably would have done the same thing with Umar if O'Malley was still champ, but nobody cares about Merab. The exception is Khamzat, western cazzies love him too
>>145321185average swede teeth
>>145321185jäsiken åkte paludan på en box?
>>145321176the last twoi remember whittaker getting surgery for mouth abscess like a week before fighting aliskerov
Topuria vs Volk 2 would be a waste of time. He should fight two or three times more in his weight with either entertaining or good selling fights and the move on and try against Islam.Nobody cares about old grandpa volk anymore. He's washed up, flushed up, schaub'd.
this downfall of max holloway needs to be studied
>>145320925Dont get the hate for the song
>>145321137not total domination until we get a HW brazza
>great event>eu friendly timethanks based danersad endings for two main fights doe
Max lost like a bitch
>>145321208Can't believe max is going full mcgregor
Max is about to go on his Tony CTE arc of increasingly brutal losses
please help me sir i am indian
>>145320408nothing will ever match the autistic rage of a midget
>>145321225It was ok idk if it lived up to the hype too much but some solid fights don't call him based it goes to his head like sugar and a toddler
>>145320925Is there a more reddit fighter than this guy?
Reading the game thread after the main event wrapped up really showed how casual you all are
>>145321277Aspinall is the redditest man alive
>>145320925bros he just exudes "flushed", it's awful to see
>>145321215From the pen to the ring to the sching I'm the king
>>145321289Nah the aussies are 2x as reddit as tom at least
>they really doubted Apturomax fags were delusional, 2-0 ilia before the heem too
PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SIR I AM INDIAN
fights to make:ilia vs diegomax vs poirier 3volk vs gaethjedricus vs khamzatankalaev vs jacobywhittaker vs imavov
>>145321137Ahem you forgot someone
>>145321205Topuria volk 2 would be perfect in spain. Seeing volk getting slept again would be great. All he has is his burgers and uno pipe
>>145321205the Islam tko really took away from this win
garth would've won against max if he stopped with le technical shittman shitplan and just walked forward again
>>145321313
>>145321301Yeah
>>145321346always that one contrarian faggot, this time it wasn't d'amato at least
>>145320564It’s a heem or be heem’d world if you’re a real one. Also unrelated this new timer and email verification is absolute retard nigger shit. I hope whoever decided this commits suicide
I thought max edged the first
We need to have a conversation about how dogshit MW really is
>>145321346>judges didn't fall for the pitter patter shitbased
>>145321363MW is shit but its prolly the most active division rn
>>145321363poosman was bvckbroken by a mw tho
>jizzers reaction to the max naruto music walkoutthe nerd era is over
>ddp kisses his coach infront of khamzat then knocks him out
>>145321399And what an era it was
>>145321308Rob is closer but there is a Benoitness to Volk that he's redditmaxing to avoid
>>145321399always thought one piece was the bigger series but all these nerds go for naruto
>>145321384He did better vs Chimaev than anyone else will apart from maybe DDP None of those clowns at 205 survive round 1 either
>>145321417One Piece is bigger in Japan, but Naruto was always much bigger in le west. Bleach too.
>>145321399huh, I didn't hear any naruto music, guess HBO blocked or or changed it to some spanish music
>>145321413>>145321308why are you retards so concerned about who is "reddit" or not
>>145321399What has the KKK hood to do with Naruto?
>>145321444nvm they didn't show the beginning
>>145321417one piece and dragon balls are the thirdie normie weeb choice, bleach and naruto seem to be more popular in europe but are still as popular as one piece in thirdie countries
>>145321431GILBERT LITERALLY ROCKED HIM. idgaf if it was at 170 or not. usman did great preventing takedowns and withstanding that first round with khamzat draped on his back fighting for submissions. but gilbert spun his fucking head around. nobody else put him in that kind of danger.
>>145321463Tranny.....
>>145321363Having a division full of memefighters seems very considerate
>>145321470Yea but he was being a mong in that fight I genuinely think he refused to accept that gilbert was dangerous because of the size difference, he'll never fight like that again
Gave up on looking like a brazza after I found out my beard comes in ginger
>>145321563You can be a leprechaun brazza. They're all like 80% Russian mutts anyway
>>145320408I still can't believe how that fucking left hook ragdolled him and sent him flying
>>145321563brazzas can look anything from literally brown to nazi wet dream with scruffy beard, you're good on the ginger beard department
New fighter nickname: "Megan Olivi's brapsniffer"
>SORRY DDP, I TAKE MY MEN LIKE I TAKE MY COFFEE....BLACK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145321629>>145321650Least gay du bussycel
HEEMINDERUsmeng broke Cumzitt's hand and should've won the round 10-8 based on damage.The official score is 30-26 for Usmeng.
in retrospect this was inevitable
>>145321446Something to tawlmbout b it's not serious or affecting heeming power
We owe MMA-athlete-turned-onlyfans-pornstars our respect. In many ways, they are the very best of us.
islam makhacev funny moment
Khamzat has a killer squeeze b,These are Kevin Hollands eyes after the Khamzats Darce choke, the guy is superhuman>>145321670Usman is so so lucky, you can see how urgent he was to escape the choke he was miliseconds away from tapping
Best is bless-ACK
>Gib Dunkus da BBC cream now! NOM NOM NOM>*suckles*
>>145321715>
More like the best outstretched
>>145320553Still jelly of his god-tier beard.I wish I could grow half that so I could shave my fucking head.
We run this sport
max has been>saved by the fence against dustin in the second fight, would have been knocked down>got knocked down and hurt bad by garth, won the fight after he eye poked him and broke his nose early>ate 50 heavy shots against topuria before going downhe was bound to crack eventually. and he holds the record for most strikes absorbed to the head, by a fairly large margin. if he moves to lightweight he's toast forever
>islam makhacev funny moment
>>145321744just don't shave b it's that simple
>>145321454Thats not close to the KKK hood you daft kraut
>>145320604That just makes his DuBussy moister
>>145321747they're good but slam and zat are better
>>145321765....at fucking goats and sheep.
>>145321751I shaved like three times in high school to get it going and it's been 16 years since then and it's still just ratty pubes.Fucking native genes screwing me over in this one department.
when will the age of the brazzas end
>>145320408Max should have kicked Topuria in the nuts at the 3:33 mark
There is another timeline where THE Black Country Banger actually heem Topuria and we are stuck with Max vs Volk 7
>>145321794in that scenario lopes or somebody else would have heem'd volk instead
islam and khamzat? just the next two pawns in their game
kek nobody wants to watch this shit
>>145321814They have had sex btw (Ilia was the top)
>taking THE Reddit bob into round 2 Bad version moment
>>145321817didn't even know it existed
>>145321794And yet we're stuck with a Volk/Topuria sequel instead of Lopes/Topuria, and we're likely gonna see Baldy retire on a really bad heem loss and same record as Dillashaw
>>145321817Even the healing power of dance
someone needs to poison strickraped and volbussy so we can get the correct title fights
>khamzat>ilia>poatanwgaf, when is my boy Aldo fighting next
>admits his only plan is to try to hold dricgod downyou hate to see it
>>145321864not his fault dripbussy is a natural bottom sissy
>OHHH HE'S GOT HIM IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE MIKE HE'S ABOUT TO TAP!
>>145320857you can't just win fights man this guys a dirtbag dude
just opened an ice cold julmust
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/H8bEzSlfVln_nfyPW4uykw/someone wellness check this leaf
>>145320408Alien Topuria is scary when he gets you up against the cage
>>145321908
Lets get back to K-1
>>145321650I wish I looked like this
>>145322026Sneed?
I think Topuria relies too much on his power. R1 Volk was outstriking him. Max was also outstriking him. Topuria was coming back to the stool with this expression .__. cuz he wasn't getting to max as easily as he wanted. It's that combination he throws that catched both Max and Volk. If you are able to survive 25 minutes with him without getting turboheemed I don't think it would be hard winning him by desition even late TKO due to gas tank running out. I still think both Volk and Max are better than him, but he has missiles in his hands and it's too fast. I think Max was too confide on this chin. It was still only a TKO since he did'nt get sleeped though. The first person who can figure out how ot not get pressed agaisnt the cage and get knocked down with the exact same combination will have the better chances of beating him.
I don't think Islam vs Topuria is ever happening. I feel like Islam will be retiring within the next 2 years.Usman Nurmagomedov vs Topuria however will be peak.
>>145322065I think he does everything he should, he is not afraid to take a punch inorder to land one knowing he punches harder
>>145322065If I was in there instead of Max I wouldn't gotten Ilia out of there in 2
>>145321347Where's my crown I call that bling
arman tsarukyan has been the #1 contender for 200 days now and there hasn't even been a fight announced
>>145322065what a load of shoit, Ilia was winning both against max and volk, you a scatalunista arent you?
>>145322065skill wise both volk and max are better but it doesn't matter when their defence sucks and ilia has a lot more power than themthat being said i'd like to see islam vs ilia if both complete their title defences next. international fight week, p4p nr 1 vs 2
>>145322089It took the best FW ever with several months of preparations to go up to Islam and not get turboheemed or turbosubmitted. I think the Topuria meme would end the moment Islam and his ungabunga chin and skillset starts drowning Topuria>>145322101He's still young and has a chin on him. The 2 dudes he just beat also relied on being able to take a punch and look where they are now.
Is Bob permaflushed now?
>>145322158hes suspended for hitting that fan
>ილია თოფურია = Ilya is a riflemanWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>145322163I dont think Volk relied on his chin, he was always careful in engagements and prefered fighting on the outside. Which matches up poorly when Ilia presses forward not giving a shit if he gets hit by a jab or two to land one
Is there anything more satisfying than watching fan favorites get cucked by superior Eurochads? First there was Islam and Ilia humbling Volk and Dustin and then yesterday we had Khamzat and Ilia humbling Rob and Max. Can't wait to see Belal get humbled by Shavkat and Pereira by Ankalaev. Jones is already mentally humbled by Aspinall as well. We're in the Eurochad era baby
>>145322165I would be.My bitchass wouldn't be anywhere the octagon after that. That's the worst injury I've ever seen, tops MVP caving that dude's forehead.
>>145322160Ilia was winning agaisnt Max and Volk and that's why Volk face at the end was untouched after the KO and Ilia had his phase looking like this. Both of them were outstriking him and he had troubles finding the distance to approach them. Once he did and landed the heem ti was over.
>>145322190Also Merab humbling O Malley
>>145322165Don't think so, but people that are bigger (should be everyone in MW) and can wrestle know they can just take him down at will now. It was a bit of a shocking finish due to the weird ass injury so It's too hard to call now.
>>145322203He says he's fine and his jaw is fine it's just his teeth
>>145322197Talmbout a nardiv b? Never heard of em
Just how good are the Kadyrov brothers?
>>145322197Please take your meds
>>145322182I wonder if Volk for the rematch is going to try to outwrestle him. He has more experience and has shown to be an amazing wrestler before. It would be interesting seeing Ilia be the one on the defense while wrestling for once
>>145322234I think he was doing well until the squeeze. Normally a crank like that isn't meant to finish but to hurt and open him up for better positions. His jaw must have been in an unlucky position and he got fucked up
>>145321864du pussy hugging sean while doing zero damage is how he """won""" their fight
>>145322169he could've had it reduced to fight last night or at 309 but he didn't bother because islam is MIA
lucas tracy taught ankalaev everything he knows
>>145322279The amount of crying Sean and his fanbase have done about this fight is so ironic for someone who claims to be all about masculinity
>>145322162>they're better because they lostLeast retarded turk.
>>145322278Yeah I was thrilled to see how the next rounds would go and if Khamzat would be able to handle Rob's striking and how his gas tank has evolved. Rob got unlucky I reckon. That doesn't mean Khamzat didn't do anything to win, but I doubt it was his own actions that caused him to tap 100%
>>145322285I love Kazakhstan. Beautiful country, great people. I really hope Shavkat wins the title.
>>145322206whoa some people tend to show damage easier than others, big news. You one of those guys that fall for the pitter patter bullshit. Fact is Ilia dominated both Max and Volk before finishing them
I think if Colby decides to move up to MW he should be given the immediate title shot before Khamzat. And if Colby beats DDP, he should be given a shot against a REAL legend - someone like Anderson Silva or Chuck Lidell. And if he manages to beat them (which won't be easy - those guys are crazy), then he should be looked for a joint WW/BMF title fight against Conor.
>>145322272I'll never understand the mindset of people like Kadyrov. The ego issues I guess? You bring in these big top fighters just to make them fold for your sons by threat of death, rather than actually train them for real. What is the point, ultimately? You get nothing. A good warrior is built from adversity, not being handed wins.
The biggest problem with r/heem is they always look at how someone lost, and not how the other person won.
>>145322281He is fighting Islam in January it will be announced soon
>>145322343I have an irrational hatred of most US fighters just because they always get this treatment. The UFC is so desperate to keep American fighters high in their rankings because they know their sales will suffer without them, but it's so forced and inauthentic.
shara puts on an entertaining fight so hes a honorary non brazzas
>>145322348Of course you don't understand the mindset of the elite you little peasant boy
>>145322206Nobody cares about pitter patter strikes you dumb Mexican.Topuria won both rounds against Max because he actually hits his opponents and he didn't care about Volk's strikes because theu could never KO him and his plan was to find the timing for the jab when he was close to the fence shut the fuck up you clueless retard.
>>145322335"Dominating"
>we're not here to take part we're here to takeover Was Conor talking about Dagestan? Cause there are 0 good Irish fighters at the moment.
30-27 rinat
>>145322343I agree he deserves a title eliminator, lets do Covington vs Chimaev. I'm sure his le cardio will get him the win
why Ankalaev is so dumb anyways? even Khamzat learned english faster than him
>>145322279he won by getting 6 takedowns in a fight with competitive high volume striking
>>145322412Irish-Brazilian fighter Ian Machado is up next
dutch ranked fighters? i think gdr might still be a top 5 womans featherweight
Gooby heems Topturo in the first.
>>145322420You can tell by looking at him he might be the dumbest fighter on the roster. Actual caveman.
>>145322429DDP is Dutch and I won't be told otherwise
>>145322420Khamzat had the privilege of living in a western country among actual humans
>>145322417>Covingtonwho
>>145322420Ankalaev lives in Dagestan and has no use for EnglishCumshart had to be able to communicate with half the globe (Allstars) and learned english
>>145322397Khamzat is elite in what it is to be a man.Kadyrov is a weak man, with no adversity to strengthen his character.
>>145322405Ermmmm? You hitting your oponent doesn't count because... it doesnt okay?Why are eastern europeans so mentally challenged? Is it a genetic thing?
>>145322420Khamzat lived in Sweden, everyone under like the age of 30 there speaks English, it would have been easy for Khamzat to practice it. Ank still lives in bumfuck Dagestan, he doesn't spend half the year training in California, like Khabib's team
so ilia topuria just waxed alexander volkanovski and max holloway in the space of a year and you're telling me josh emmett had that guy diving for legs. there truly are levels to this game
>>145322513Poor little spic doesn't even know how judges score striking......
>>145322523Topuria is FUCKED in the inminent rematch.
>>145322513it's about damage
many cannot fathom the mindset of a fighter who forgets rounds exist
>>145322535THE judges?!?!?
>>145322450>Actual cavemanenter
>>145320480Brazza, this question is forbidden.
>>145322523Topuria dived Max's legs too.
>>145322535Yes because the judging was amazing that night and judges never get anything wrong as we all know,I accept your concession slop eater, I accept it.
>>145322565Why are steppe muslims 100x more badass than mountain muslims?
10-7 rounds are too rare
>>145320473BEASTlal has a nice fade though
I like Shavkat but I have to say Khamzat would've subbed him easily. People who said he'd win that are deluded
>>145322611He's from Chicago and is larping.
The khamzat is a fraud preachers are real quiet now
>>145322316still unfortunately alive are you soiveniakill yourself real quick alright
>>145322272> how goodJust as good as their fat bum father
>>145322611he also has a dog. he doesn't give a fuck what allah forbids
>>145322588steppe brazzas are mongols but muslim, thats what makes them badass
>>145322578>EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG BUT METaco meltdown.
>>145320799bmf is the gayest limpest dick shit that has ever been presented in fightingimagine having a fake participation trophy belt and parading it around like it means anything while every single guy who has "won" it got flatlinedpathetic shit dana is a bald retard
>>145320553What's the consensus on this utter hateable faggot on heem? I genuinely despise him, the way he looks and acts and the way Muslims on twitter and YouTube suck him off to no end even though hes a pull out merchant who cant stay healthy and fights once a year yet acts invincible. I desperately want to see him heemed into oblivion or have a career ending injury. Nothing to do with Whitaker btw, ive felt like this for a while. Anyone else?
>>145322162Why do people want Islam gifted another fight against a manlet?
>>145322638still unfortunately brown are you turkiakill yourself real quick alright
Topuria and Chimaev winning are best for the sportCoincidentally, in the card taking place in UAE, Topuria and Chimaev both won dominantly
>>145322642islam doesnt forbid muslims from owning a dog, b
>>145322662>caring this much about another person you're not in love with O-or maybe you are...
Imagine having to dance to some fat manchilds whistle inorder to not have your family end up in trouble
>>145322417Chimaev hasn't earned that fight.
>>145322666So they can retroactively discredit Islam's career by saying he fights featherweights
>>145322646>Slovenia inbred struggling understand the simple concept of having a different opinion
Kadyrov fixed that shit by paying the tooth fairy to raid rob's mouth
>tfw the bull says he can't make it tonight
>>145322706
>>145322680I strongly dislike the way he looks talks and acts, and you know, am not gay, so nah.
>>145322702>my opinion is different than the judging criteria so im right>discord frogPablo..........
>>145322696All of his "good" wins are against featherweights, thoughbeit.
>>145322641Gotta love the kadmeister
>>145321093I dont know b, I think Kadyrov pumped him up with some super serum to pull him back from the brink of perma-heemed
>>145322641Does this nigga suffer from emperors new clothes or is he aware these faggots are placating him, he surely cant be that deluded
man, if i gets to be a fighter i wish a dictator would actively rig my fights
>>145320480flooding in our countries
>>145322752ofcourse he knows, its fun to him.
horrified of max btw
>>145322723You can tell he's an asshole and a bully.
>>145322409yes, watch the fights, stop falling for statpadding strikes
>>145322763KWAB
>>145322662I'm glad he never got swedish citizenship
>>145322761>of course he knows you'd be surprised
didn't he say he was going to knock him out in the first ten seconds? and did he do that?
>>145322729I was for once trying to make a normal argument and explaining to you stuff anyone with a frontal lobe could understand but after a quick search on what your "people" call "food" I don't have anything else to say to you after this. I understand why you are a ragebaiter retard. Wish you the best b.
>>145322752he knows, everyone knows. The fact they have to keep kayfabe about it is a power trip for him
>>145320529The blob era of heavyweights proves this to not be true
>>145322821pick up the guns then, bum, venting ur frustration on 4chang isnt exactly the best way to deal with it
Godru won, AGAIN
>>145322678It's forbidden to have one in your house though, because they make areas they live in impure for prayer. If Belal keeps his dog outside though, then it's cool
>>145322862I shot an afghan in the neck back in ‘11 in Now Zad.
>>145322662I find him to be less cancerous than the other brazzas to be honest, mainly because he's one of the few that says "I'm gonna smesh" and actually goes for it, it feels like he's playing it up to please Kadyrov though but I can't blame him for not wanting to be poisoned or some shit>the way he looks and acts and the way Muslims on twitter and YouTube suck him off to no end even though hes a pull out merchant who cant stay healthy and fights once a year yet acts invincible.you just described the endless horde of muslims with that statement
>>145322818Concession accepted Gomez next time learn the basics.
>>145322821Oh i think the vast majority of people agree. The barefoot carpet thing is beyond revolting.
islam is still the featherweight champion by the by
>>145322763
>>145322864GODru always wins.
>>145322887yeah thats true doe
>>145322958my brain occasionally reminds itself of how fucking tacky those gloves are
>>145322958even anti-heem gloves couldn't stop Ilia
>>145322684I need a fighter to just say fuck it and heem his kids and run straight at the firing squad
>>145322982I can help you with that...*heem you*
>>145322995Still waiting for proof of any email sent.
>>145323001Best I can do is Terry Etim running head first into city buses
>>145322935Khabib is still the lineal UFC featherweight Champ. Jon Jones is the lineal lightweight champ
there's only one man who can gatekeep khamzat to protect dricus
>>145322864Hopefully they replace her with a hotter and younger industry plant
>>145323024does this faggot ever fight?
>I have been expecting you Mrs. Holloway.
>>145323024uhhh yeah about that
>>145320397How did bobby fare worse then burns and usman
>>145323069shit luck, he was handling him better than most on the ground
>>145323069185 is a toilet bowl where a bunch of turds float aroundWe already know this because Sean, Rob, Dricus etc. got flushed at 170
>>145323069middleweight is a jabroni division compared to ww. rob himself washed out of ww
>>145323050hermansson did better than whittaker thats fer shure
>>145322864Wait she was actually employed by the UFC?
>>145322864
>>145321137>UmarDefinitely better than Merab. I can see him taking the belt and holding it for a long time.>KhamzatI think DDP is going to give him more trouble than some might think but I can easily see Khamzat beating him.>AnkalaevHIs performance last night has confirmed for me that Pereira absolutely destroys him in the first round. The press conference afterward leads me to believe he really does want to stand with Alex. He's low IQ.>EvloevHe sucks and I think Topuria and Lopes both easily take him apart. Volk could probably beat the fuck out of him too.
>>145321650built
Do you think "Thank you for another quality contribution Spammy!" Should be perma global ban worthy?Or is the tranny janny spammer just a mad little broke reddit bitch?
khamzat is seeming more and more of a figure from biblical times. i just don't see DDP getting in the way of this story.
What is it about Dan Ige that makes him so prone to robberies? He beat Emmet, Mitchell and Murphy and was robbed every time.
dricus will shoot first
>>145323295and korean zombie
>>145323300he'll pull mount
Sneedetta is on xher period again....
murphy beat ige. ige he got a knockdown and did nothing else
>>145320776topuria will be the first triple belt ufc champ
>>145323295he's just that guy. no more no less. put him against illia, and it goes to decision
>>145323355I can't remember that fight too well but I recall it being pretty clear for Zombie. I'm not saying Ige gets robbed every fight, it just seems to happen a lot.>>145323365Ige dropped the second round but he had 3-4 minutes of control time in round 3 and the shots he were landing were clearly more effective than anything Murphy was landing. No reason Murphy should have won a decision.
>>145322752Probably both. He bought the younger Emelianenko as his punching toy. He is broken drunkard, but still
>>145323382You have autogynephilia.
>>145320408>>145320426>>145320437this italian tranny is in coping overdrive
jizzy should fight shara before he loses to someone else
>>145323426Akmat sila
>>145323227>The press conference afterward leads me to believe he really does want to stand with Alex.No he's not, don't be a mark mark
>>145323501MMA?
>>145323426fuck that hepatitis rapist anyway, Fedor was always abel
>>145323522shartkalaev is a striker, he's going to strike with alex and he's going to get heemed, simple as
>>145323227Bruh Movdaddy already made Diegaped his sissy bussy slave
Madame is having a strong AGP attack today.
>>145323522I think he actually does. He knows he's not really a wrestler and his wrestling isn't very good, but he's also obviously not a very intelligent person. At the very least I think he's going to try it for one round and that's all it'll take for Pereira to destroy him.
>>145323504Alexander is a pathetic, drunken bum, a disgrace to his brother
>>145323569Diego clearly won that fight and it was short notice in any case. Evloev is just not that guy.
OHHHH HE GOT THE 3 MOST OBVIOUS PICKS RIGHT
>>145323553Maybe take a little break from predictions, you haven't been doing so good
>>145323553he will do what his coach tells him to do and his coach will definitely ask him to wrestle
>>145323553>>145323588Ali the Rat Abdelaziz is his manager, it's all a play to get to the belt
Who ya got?
>>1453236192/3 actually, Topuria KO'd Max
Heeming Volk and Max in the same year is insane desu
>>145323682ill never support a muslim over a White, gaan boykie
>>145323685He did not.
>>145323661>>145323666he stood with jan for 3 rounds whilst his inbred bird bones got shattered into pieces, he will strike.
>>145323682du clitty will need anus reconstruction surgery after Zatdaddy is done with him
why are muslims so gay?
>>145323682big dric will snap ratzat in half
>>145323759bunch of flowery ass niggas
>>145323682don't think khamzat can overpower ddp so easily but he probably wins it by exhausting ddp in round 2 or 3 or something
Ms. Xneed can you stop posting about having sex with men, this is an MMA general.
Xer AGP has completely taken over xer brain. Sad to see.
Kadyrov is going to have Morne Visser assassinated for being a gay pedophile
Quit crying lil bitch.
>>145323682Dricus. I think Khamzat will finally hit a brick wall in Du Plessis in his first round blitz and then slowly wither as the rounds progress. All comes down to the first two rounds and if DDP can survive. I think the perfect gameplan to beat Khamzat but also the riskiest is to accept that you’re not winning the first and potentially second and gameplanning to start your offense in the final three
>>145323885morne visser is muslim?
>>145323504hold up he doesnt have an upper lip
Snedetta's hormones are out of control
>>145323911Dricus is too proud of his own strength to employ a gameplan like that
>>145323802there is no chance that terminally ill rat exhausts iron dric even if it's the most onesided grapplesmash you've ever seen
>>145323950Afraid so. At the pinnacle of a sport like this the best guys are sometimes a bit too egotistical and delusional to securely bow out of two rounds to slow the other one down and then go for the win. It “doesn’t look good” that they lost a round. That same ego that pushed them to the top can also be their downfall.
OPINION: Madame Xneed should be executed for the general well being of society
whittaker's already had his jaw broken and has issues with his teeth for years, unimpressive win from khamzat with several questions still to be answered
>>145324034You too abdul
>>145324034Xhe'll OD on xer tranny drugs one day soon and we'll all be left wondering what ever happened to Lady Xneed.
>>145324034>>145324139>>145324140
dricus decides where the fight goes
>>145324180
>>145324190wait this guy let reddit rob take him down? lol
>>145324239"let him" is the correct description actually
The knee will be there for DDP.
>>145324261yea I'm thinking Zatdaddy in 1
>>145323069Rob couldn't cut it as a welterweight so he moved to an easier division to beat up big dumb middleweights.
>>145323885Joe rogan said muslims in the middle east have harems of little boys they fuck and also that there was a retarded guy like shara kinda who couldn't defend himself so other muslims just raped him every day
>>145324418>dricgod... 4 wins via guillotine>kumzlut... 0 wins via guillotinecurious
>>145323617Meme submissions don't win fights, Lopes actually fucking sucks.
>>145323069Usman is honestly anomalous to me. Burns, though, Chimaev was terrified to grapple with him for some reason. He would have manhandled Burns easily if he even bothered to try.
>>145324140wtf is ilia doing
>>145324512The Unified Rules define effective grappling as having the potential to contribute to a finish with the immediate weighing more heavily than accumulative. Lopes' submission attempts should have scored higher than Evloev's control time according to the rules.
>>145324526Usman was on his way to getting Whittaker'ed before he slammed Khamzat off his back.The idea that you just have to survive first round Chimaev and then it gets much easier is still true, the difficulty of surviving that first round was however underestimated.
>>145324577>control time
>>145324577>potential to contribute to a finishleg locks have never finished anybody good
now that you mention it the guy who is a top 3 all time welterweight is a much better fighter than those guys who were too shit for welterweight
>>145324628One good moment doesn't win a fight.
>>145324628I made this webmEvloev doesn't get past Aljo
Topuria needs to get a cool catchphrase like chama he sounds like a waiter when he talks
Fuckers in heem.com telling me, always in the /sp/ Cumshot ain’t bout this, Cumshot ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Chechville and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Cumshot ain’t no hitta Cumshot ain’t this Cumshot a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the hohols and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Cumshot I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Islam and them
>>145324601Fair enough. The only reason I picked Rob is because I thought Rob would survive the first round and the 5 round fight would favor his gastank over Chimaev's.
>>145324674probably due to the "the mask" tier teeth he got that fucked his face up
Topurio exposed FW as punchlets. 34 fights and no one could KO Max?
>>145324674i have some ideas for the catch phrase...
>>145324657exactly. One good sub attempt doesn't outweigh whole rounds of damage and control >>145324660you picked Rob and Max
>>145324628Such viserally satisfaying ground and pound beatdowns are really rare nowaday.Lopes is really shit for letting that happen.
>>145324490his special move
>>145324628Damn i dont remember this. Evloev actually beat his ass
>>145324739Lopes had several good sub attempts as well as good striking.
>>145324739I picked Khamzat by round 2 submission and Holloway by decision
>>145324777you spent 2 months insisting that topuria is dogshit
>>145324749smiff is bringing it back
>>145324796Wrong, I said Holloway vs Topuria would come down to who would be better at point fightingFor reference I picked Holloway to KO Gaethje and Topuria to submit Volk
>>145324762kumrat's special move is hugging
>>145324807Superman spann
>>145324773Talking about good striking, Evloev doubled up Lopes in significant strikes.
How many weeks until are Jonesy pbuh faces Stipe
>>145324862Stipe will heem
>>145324841lol lobussy got fucking rekt BDStards will really just claim a brazza lost every time they don't get a decision
Stipe is only just entering his prime
>>145324868I asked for when b
>>145324887Check my flag holmes, reading isn't my strong suit
>>145324915>>145324915>>145324915
Mas Hollogüey
>>145324190Why are most fighters so timid and bad at exploding during clinch breaks like that? Watch the BSD-Frevola knockout if you want to see the opposite.
>>145321782georgian takeover is happening the age of brazza is over
>>145322197we don't read that crap here
