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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise West Ham's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ten Hag and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this upcoming season, or our chances in the Europa League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Ten Hag #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://twitter.com/GNev2
https://jlingzofficial.com/
https://www.menshealth.com/grooming/g36659683/bald-beard-styles-men/
https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-utd-latest-news-anderson-18014998.amp
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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FIRST FOR ANIME
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THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES ERIK BUT IT'S TIME TO GO
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>>145324453
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
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Where as Pogba?
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/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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UNTIL THEY SCORE
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Mad how he still won't get sacked
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Actually robbed though
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kwab
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SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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>>145324473
Can you nip over to Ole's house and tell him that he's needed? Cheers, lad.
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another perfect sunday afternoon
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It's happening too often, bros. I'm afraid ten Hag is getting sacked.
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>Saturday /mug/
get in here laaaaaaads
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why are we laughing at man united? they got a point away at west ham. for a relegation candidate like them it's a good result
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I'm tired guys
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Ahh, comfy Sunday /mug/ time again
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OH NO NO NO NO MANUREBROS NOT AGAIN
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/mug/ street. home.
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>>145324473
THANKS FOR THE /MUG/ORIES
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i'm thinking it's time
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AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>145324453
Not looking good ethbros
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>Taylor Swift's Eras Tour is set to end December 8
>United/Forest is December 7
Which Eras will come to an end first?
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Bring in Fergie.
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just need to sign a few more employees in january

this will NOT stop me being a loyal customer for this great franchise
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>>145324453
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>>145324519
>he doesn't know
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>>145324519
anon...
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>14th in the table

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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heheheheheheh
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FOREEEEEVER BLOOOOWING BUBBLEEEEES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
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>>145324540
how does he put those shoes on?
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hehe... mah boy... eth... he just needs more time...
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My man Erik just needs more time... heh... my boy Haglingz will get there in time
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>>145324534
BASED

We should start a campaign to get him in
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>>145324569
one foot at a time
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>>145324453
>not allowed to score offside goals
>opponent's perfectly legitimate goals not disallowed
>not allowed to foul opponents in the penalty area
>no penalty
>no VAR help
>+12(14(Fourteen)) minutes of fergietime
>still lose
What did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?
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SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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>>145324539
welcome back to electricity cubanon
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>>145324453
I've been waiting.
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>literally below west ham in the table
HAHAHAHAHA
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I would love to have some words with Dalot and gaynacho
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>>145324545
He is a hot head
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>>145324519
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take me back bros
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How can I achieve this type of cranium?
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Do it for /mug/ and hire Xavi!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>9 points from 11 games
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>>145324556
>>145324596
looks even worse when you see it

fucking kek
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>>145324453
Symptoms of a serious illness have been ignored for years. Enough is enough.
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>>145324471
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>>145324500
this nigga is looking zesty this nigga is looking moist this nigga play fetch for the other team
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>>145324549
>>145324552
>>145324600
>they didn't see the penalty given 5 minutes after full time
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>>145324625
RELEGATION
RELEGATION
RELEGATION
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>Haaland has more goals than manure


Oh dear oh dear
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But why are they refusing to let him go though?
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POTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>145324637
Can't even joke about this sort of thing considering how something like this has actually happened in favour of United
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>>145324595
/mug/ forever
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Ten Hag will be beheaded at this rate.
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>>145324625
>2 (two) points above Leicester and Neverton
You better believe in relegation battles
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Does soogsx know about /mug/?
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>>145324625
>less goals scored than wolves
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>>145324579
i'll write a letter to ineos
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So who will replace ETH?
Is it really gonna be Southgate?

Goldbridge may actually khs if that's true lol
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>>145324637
>its real
2-2 another valuable point earned
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>>145324534
For the love of god, make this happen. Please, please, make this happen.
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HOOOO HOOO
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>>145324646
Embarrassment. It'd show that they completely fucked up their first major footballing decision. Everybody knew that it was time to sack Ten Hag before the FA Cup final, only for him to fluke a win and leave Brexit Jim all misty-eyed, so they kept him. It was a bad decision and the inevitable has happened, but they're just praying he can somehow turn it around and save them the humiliation of sacking him now.
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>>145324667
KEK
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>>145324673
Doubt it - gyaldemfreak just seems to be a rogue nonce
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>>145324534
*immediately signs Kalvin Phillips*
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>>145324534

honestly fuck it

if he brings some propa brexit-ball and squeaks these retard loses into 1-0s then i am happy
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>>145324667
>Jesus.
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You laugh, but this is good news for United fans
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>>145324667
>This is the future face of Britain
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we need jlingz back
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>>145324611
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even if erik gets sacked, united will have to spend at least 2 more seasons getting rid of all the eredivisie frauds. its truly fucking over for united, the only man that could fix a club like this is unironically mou.
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>>145324673
I'm willing to bet she does
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>>145324723
>Ipswich Town could terminate Kalvin Phillips’ loan deal in the January window, sources have told Football Insider.
not impossible
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>>145324712
>Brexit Jim all misty-eyed

they tried to. replace him very publicly and couldn't attract anybody they wanted
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>>145324744
>future
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>>145324741
No, he won't get the sack. He survived the inetrnational break, he will stay, VAR Sinson will be blamed for this loss

ETH will stay until January at the very least
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>>145324744
and here's why it's a good thing
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>>145324471
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Coach primate when?
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>>145324757
they just need a new stadium, new scouts, new training facilities, new coaches and a new squad
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>>145324757
No, he can't, it's completely over for him. He is now in 4th place at the 10th ranked league according to UEFA
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Manure is now going to play 4 consecutive matches at home (2 of them against Leicester). Will they finally win something? I actually hope they do, to make Bald Fraud's agony even longer
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I like gooning to soogs knowing she's probably disappointed by a United result like this.
Anyone else?
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>>145324534
Well he loves picking blacks above better players and sticks with the ones with the most out of control egos far past the point they should have been dropped, so he's a perfect fit for United.
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>>145324813
next league game is against chelsea. Palmer isn't going to walk through united. it's over
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>>145324813
Chelsea will score 5
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Brentford will finish higher than Man U at the end of the season. BRENTFORD
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All the refs genuinely wanna see Man United fail. Man United has got to be the most hated team. They hate having to see Sir Alex and Man united dominate season after season growing up and now they will do whatever they can to screw us over.

2 players clash with their legs, none of them got the ball, the ball then bounces on the hand of Ings but somehow it is a penalty. Makes no sense whatsoever.

If they could straight up just vote us out of the league, they would.

ETH needs to be vocal, take the fine. Speak on it. Question the referees. You may well be going out at least do something positive that can benefit the next manager.
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>>145324827
*is
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Yes it was a poor penalty call. Yes VAR was in the wrong for getting involved unnecessarily. Yes it was one of the softest touches from de Ligt that sent Ings to the ground like he’d been shot.

But that is beside the point. To be drawing 1-1 with a woeful West Ham team that late in the game having pissed every decent chance up the wall is shameful from our attackers and midfielders today. How on earth can a team with such potential and market value be so utterly useless at scoring more than one goal against this poor West Ham team?
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>>145324815
sorry to burst your bubble mate but women don't care about football teams, they only pretend to for sexual reasons
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>>145324813
>4 home matches in a row

Why does it feel like this kind of bullshit only happens to Manure?
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seven hag IN
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>>145324847
>>145324847
>They hate having to see Sir Alex and Man united dominate season after season growing up

Yes, with Howard Webb and other shitcunts carrying Man United in their arms.
Now you know!
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>>145324873
The Dalot miss is completely unforgivable. He needs to fuck off after that.
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crashing this club with no survivors
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It’s impressive how Manchester United, including the management, players, and coaches, consistently find new and creative ways to disappoint their fans. By now, it must be worthy of its own research paper. Few clubs manage to hit new lows so consistently — it’s almost an art form.

Someone should really sit down and map out exactly how they’ve managed to run such an institution into the ground, time and time again.
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>>145324839
>>145324827
Everyone's going to have their hopes high for a one-sided massacre and another 7-0, so I'm actually expecting a boring slurper there
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When a incident like that is so 50/50 and you cannot tell whether the foul was clear and obvious

You don't fucking give the penalty you moronic fuckface of a referee.

So because the other bunch of twats in the VAR room call you to have a look at it, automatically the pressure is to give the decision?

The fucking referees in the premier league are a complete joke and for some reason constantly get protection from the FA and the pundits such as Neville.

This was a fucking disgrace of a decision.

I am starting to think these moments are deliberately given in big matches to engineer drama....sort of like WWE...now there is 'controversy'...'talking points' of which they can do a Sky segment about on Monday night football.

Decisions are being given to generate drama.....its not genuine anymore....fuck this.
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This is so frustrating. Another defeat that should have been a win, even with the terrible VAR decision. Not sure what they are coaching these players, but it doesn't appear to be hitting the back of the net. Chelsea at home next weekend - one of those games I'd always back us to win, but it will be another 0-3 because there's no way we are going to be able to handle a team that's brimming with confidence, especially if this is how we fare against a frankly awful West Ham. I wanted the manager to succeed this season, but I've lost all hope. Someone needs to inject some belief / arrogance in these players and I no longer believe the current coaching set up can achieve this. But who can?
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>>145324625
>united next game chelsea
>leicester next game ipswich
>everton next game southampton
will very possibly see united at 16th next week
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>>145324453
ITS 4 PM ON A SUNDAY
THE REGULAR CROWD SHUFFLES IN
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>>145324453
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
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>>145324847
You talk as if the refs weren't helping Fergie's mercs this whole time.
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*beep boop*
SEASON UPDATE
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Dalot makes £85,000 a week btw
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>>145324667
Saeed has been Ten Hag Out since two seasons ago
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nothing like a good ole mug moment on a sunday afternoon
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>>145325042
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>>145325091
that Barnsley match is carrying those stats HARD
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>>145325123
Yeah but he's only been saying it's personal since the Spurs game
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>cold winter evening
>clocks gone back
>warm comfy /mug/ by the fire
same as it ever was

>captcha 0000k
ik ook
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>>145325094
BOSS
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>>145324611
Alien genes. Alternatively, binding the head as an infant to cause this.
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>tfw 3 hours late for a /mug/
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>>145325266
We /comfy/ now
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f
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>>145324667
england, what happened?
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>>145324763
They didn't try very fucking hard if he's still here. Just about anyone would have been an upgrade. Don't tell me someone like Graham Potter turned them down. Ten Hag is easily the worst manager in the entire Premier League. It's not even a debate. The money he's spent and the players he has and the club is going into November in 14th. Fourteenth. Sean Dyche would do better than that. Gary O'Neill would do better than that. Russell Martin would do better than that.
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>>145325719
Russell Martin would have this squad playing like prime Barcelona
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>>145324572
sopranos/utd fan channel synthesis when?
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I am simply honoured to be among you fine /mug/gers on this wonderful evening
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>>145324664
What is this template called?
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this last decade has been....a trip
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>>145324453
Absolute BANTER club
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>>145324610
Kek they deserve this so much it's unreal.
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>>145326438
no idea i stole it haha
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>>145324667
>revert2isslam
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>>145324453
/mug/ chads we are SO FUCKING BACK
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We did it, /mug/bros. We fucking did it.
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IVE GOT A FEELING
(ooooooooooooooooooh)
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>14th
Lol, lmao even
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>>145324884
Because it does, take a look at their opponents and the venues in their 2 cup "run" which they ended up winning
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>>145327244
based
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>>145324540
Luke Shaw looking well.
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>>145324453
I'm just so tired bros I don't even know when I stopped caring it doesn't even hurt anymore lol
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Don't worry Man United, there's a dapper gentleman waiting in the wings.
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>>145324757
mou is a hasbeen
honestly, united should just scale down the operation, get an english manager and become a mid-table soulful club
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Another loss for 10fag to deny existed!
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>>145328982
Hmm, OR MAYBE if they double down and overpay several more blacks with shit attitudes, that might fix the problem?
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give me one good reason why he couldn't salvage this shitshow
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>>145329062
seems to be working for chelsea
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>>145329132
We'll see about that. I'm not optimistic about them either.
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>>145329121
he doesn't want to lol
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>>145329121
Not much he could do with players not scoring 1.00 xG chances
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>>145329121
Why would he want to?
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>>145324453
Yup, this is my /mug/
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So frustrating, Man U have been the better team in like all their games this season

If it was ranked on effort instead of points Man U would be top 5
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>>145329718
fr fr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTGD0VM56A
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>>145329317
Are you retarded. Its his fucking job to buy, coach, promote and extend contracts to players and coach them as a team to ensure the team scores goals you fucking twat
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KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uienGwdEL-U
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The voting thingy was broke, but this is hilarious anyway.
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>>145329121
>wouldnt be given full control of transfers and whatnot
>utd pundits would be criticizing him every time he did something unusual
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>>145330042
:)
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really reminds me of rodgers' final times at liverpool
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>>145324667
Walahi behead Ten Haram now
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>>145331154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLaiMo2hmns
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Pig meltdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxQyFCR-JI
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>>145324610
wtf is this tribal nonsense
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>>145332044
jlingz dabbing on arsenal
his magnum opus
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>>145329829
You are a fucking idiot. Explain how Dalot not scoring that shit is Ten Hags fault.
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>>145324453
Hansi flick proves that you don’t need a cheerleader personality to execute tactics and boost morale
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>>145324633
Torre sexo
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>>145324453
There's no fucking way this will happen r-r-r-r-right?
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>>145324744
>future
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>>145332676
hes the one training him and choosing to play him at the end of the day
atleast with dalot he can say 'i didnt buy him hes not my fault', but most of these shit players are ten hags purchase.

ten hag finished 3rd with the exact same tactics as now but with oles squad, now he does the same with his own squad and is 14th. sure the next manager might also do shit but thats because hes stuck with the dogshit players tenhag bought
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I wish Manure were 13th for the second time this month because I got some killer 13 reasons why jokes
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>>145324618
>9 points
>8 goals
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Fergie had a decent first season and then was shit for two years until United started improving
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>>145338849
this
give erik one more season
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>>145340494
kek
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>>145340494
lmao
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>>145329121
He's already at a better club.
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>>145324847
Youre right on one thing. He should be loudly and angrily calling the refs/VAR on their constant fuckups. It would at least give him a bit of redemption
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>>145324847
It's really no surprise refs hate United. Fergie used to torment them and even get them fired over calls he didn't agree with. It's only been 11 years since he left, a lot of those refs will still be there
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WE WANT RELEGATION
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>>145324633
PAIZURI con ANIME GAL
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>20 goals in 13 games
>7 of those come from vs fucking Barnsley

The worst thing that happened to Man U last season was the last Coventry goal being disallowed in the FA Cup Semi Final

>Ten Hag sacked thanks to Mark Robins (Kino inverse of how Robins saved Ferguson's job)
>Coventry go on to beat a hungover Man City in the final
>Southgate in
>Man U are spared the indignity of European football
>They finish a respectable 8th again in the 24/25 season
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>>145351382
>Coventry go on to beat a hungover Man City in the final
Stopped reading there
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>>145351392

I can dream
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>>145351392
Arab City once lost to Wigan in the final.
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>>145324667
so the easiest solution for england is just to deport all man utd fans?
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>>145324453
/mug/chads...

it's over...

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/Man-Utd-official-club-statement-on-Erik-ten-Hag-28-Oct
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>>145352057
>/mug/ged so hard he got sacked

KWAB

Onto the next one, Ruud "Solksjaer 2.0" Van Nistelrooy
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>>145324453
HE JUST NEEDED MORE TIME!
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>>145352057
FUCK
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What do you think, /mug/? Southgate #IN or #OUT?
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now you're gone,
i realise my love for you was strong,
and i miss you here
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>>145352057
NOOOOOOOO
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>>145352057
>what I did to Man U, I did it for me, I was really good at ending eras, I was…/mug/
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mug bros.. this might be the end
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>>145352057
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ERAS CAME TO AN END
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heh...my boy ten haglingz...just needed more time...
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>>145352057
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>>145352086
Get Xavi the fuck IN and give him a blank check
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>>145352086
Would be absolute pure MUG kino
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>>145352057
we won, but at what cost?
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>>145352057
They didn't have full faith in Erik and the lads...
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>>145352057
ABU SUICIDE RATES SKYROCKET
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Ten Fag bros….we lost
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>>145352187
kek
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>>145352190
inb4 united get a meme like xavi or southgate and the banter continues
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>>145329121
He couldn't even fix Arsenal and that club was more salvagable than Manure
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>>145352222

would be kino
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>>145352057
WE DIDN'T WANT HIM GONE
HE NEEDED MORE TIME
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>>145352057
hearing reports that what did it in the end was the Glazers logging on to /sp/ and having to wait 15 minutes before making a post to defend the club in /mug/

The rage boiled over the tipping point and poor lad Erik had to take the fall...
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Thanks for the laughs, Erik
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>>145352057
IT'S NOT RIGHT
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>>145352057
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNONNON
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Holy shit, tenhagout?! How will /mug/ function from this point on. I am not sure I am ready for a new eraAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>145352274
kek you just know the glazers would be too cheap to pay for a 4chan pass even with 4bn of ratcliffes money
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So here I am with my thoughts of you
And this world I've left for me
Stoic faces when I think of you
And how I once believed
So now you call me, but you know I won't let you through
I've myself to deceive

So leave the memories alone
I don't want to see
The way it is, as to how it used to be
Leave the memories alone, don't change a thing
And I'll hold you here in my memory
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It was HIS turn!
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>>145352274
HIRO YOU FUCK
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>"I did it for /mug/. I liked it. I was good at it. I was really... I was alive."
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>>145352190
Have you been living under a rock? Whoever they hire will turn out the same. The manager isn’t the issue. I am eagerly looking forward to the next chapter in /mug/
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>>145352284
Post the vid of this stupid slut choking on a dick in her United shirt
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>>145352429
They have finally hired a bunch of experienced sporting execs this year, rather than relying on Glazer's accountant to do everything like they did for a decade.
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>>145352057
>Ruud as interim
K I N O
he's unironically a good coach
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>>145352557
Yes but this is /mug/ so that's a bad thing... You're in the wrong thread pal, bend over.
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>>145352557
So was Ten Hag
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live seethe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzm8ROzDyzk
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The end of a /mug/ era heralds the start of a new one. I for one fully back soufgate as he would bring the most prosperity to /mug/
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>>145352557
>another Dutch fraud
>>
Gareth Southgate - 4/1

It's an open secret how much Sir Jim Ratcliffe admires Southgate's work and how using off-field improvements to change things on the pitch mirror the philosophy of INEOS.

The ex England boss has been out of work since July and already knows several of the Man Utd squad... But international management is a very different kettle of fish to the Premier League.
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OH NO NO NO NO

/mug/KINO back on the menu!
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>>145352899
Got so euphoric I forgot pic
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This is the last /mug/ for a while
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>>145352557
more toothpaste lies
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>>145352753
>I for one fully back soufgate
Not happening. He took a year out because of his 'tax issues' but got cleared of that so he's guaranteed his knighthood now, so he just has to wait until his year is up.
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>>145352531
sfw version
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>>145352531
>>145353005
*
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>>145352930
Yeah, I’m sure a new manager will solve everything
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>>145352809
yeh I'm thinking they will go with Southgate & of course with how boring southgate is & his style the manure fans will hate it & yet will forget everything if he does even a half decent job especially in the short term. Utd's defence is shocking & if you can solve that somewhat with playing boring football then so be it. The scoring problem of course isn't going to be solved apart from the new smell manger coming in & revitalising the lazy players. In any case it will be a new meme series for /mug/ & that's always a good thing.
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/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
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SO IT HAPPENED ONCE TOO OFT
>Adios, Bald Fraud
>Bringer of Many a /mug/
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>>145353183
we'll get a 'new fraud' bounce with the inevitable Soufie
could be a /mug/ drought for a bit
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>>145352057
NOOOO I DON'T WANT IT TO END
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>next match is against Chelsea
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>>145352535
those same executives brought over an U23 player with a deep injury list for +20m over the price tag the French club was asking for and allowed Seven Hag to bring in 2 Bayern subs that were low minutes subs for a reason
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>>145352057
NOOOOOOOO
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>>145324453
we need Southgate
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>>145353932
But does Southgate need MU.
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>>145353957
A man who can relegate Middlesborough has surely things to prove in Manchester
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>>145352754
>>145352942
this one has hair althoughbeitever
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>>145354079
Ruud gets the 'club legend sinking quickly in quicksand' bonus tho. He might escape interim status with some hair still left, if soufie gets on the right bus.
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/mug/.. You fear to go into those mines. West Ham delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of INEOS... shadow and flame.
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>we are now living in a post ten hag era
Im gonna miss the bald fraud and his /mug/s
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>>145354142
whoever the new manager is, do you think ineos will support them after the garbage players the last manager bring in or picking and buying the player based on their criteria?
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Can someone post some soogsx to celebrate/mourn?
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soufgate/rooney/lampard IN

>>145354305
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Goodnight, sweet prince
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>>145352057
HOWEVER...

https://x.com/MailSport/status/1850893718326309005
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>>145354936
SRSLY
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>>145354936
>>145355128
they keep getting more and more pathetic
how is this even possible?
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>>145355160
its other-dimensional shit, this
Jimbo is the UberHebrew
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>>145354936
>>145355128
I’m all for it, will be a return to true /mug/gery
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RUUUD!!!!!!
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Can't believe this is the last time I get to post this
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>>145355128
man u really likes their dutchmen
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>>145354936
GUESS WHOS BACK
GUESS WHOS BACK
GUESS WHOS BACK
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What are the odds the next manager will do even worse and people will look back at the Ten Hag era as "relatively ok" ?
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>>145356347
>what are the odds of relegation
Don't get my hopes up
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https://x.com/brfootball/status/1850967291955147019

Why they keep hiring SHITTERS ?????
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>>145355386
Eras come to an end
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>>145357769
Lads I can't wait for season 6 of /mug/. Really hope they don't kill off Onana.
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>>145352067
damn
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>>145357903
I really didn't trust Banana to pick up De Gays mantle but he hit the ground running and has been an excellent addition to /mug/
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>>145357782
no era
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>>145352067
eth is cursed. should have been 3-0 at halftime but his aura kept the ball out
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>>145352320
>80 year old finished Ronaldo
>Scamcho
Thanks for reminding me that he at least did some based things at Manure like fucking those two off
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Amorin in boys, banter stops
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>>145356347
the problem with united is the players. most of them are either past it, not good enough, or paid too much and don't care. even before ten hag was appointed, the squad was in dire need of being deleted. but erik came along and just made the problem 10x worse by spending all the money on giving contracts out to dross. he single handedly set the club back another 5 years.
so, i cannot see a future where the next manager will do well considering what they have to work with.
for the second point, as erik ten hag has been setting new records for being absolutely shit, people have been sincerely saying he just needs more time. you have to remember we still have people sincerely saying ole did a good job
in conclusion, the odds will be very short for the next manager being shit and people somehow saying erik wasn't that shit.
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>>145359524
>the problem with united is the players
idk, they dont have a coach, incompetent management, owners are idiots, they've sacked Fergie and the stadium is falling apart. But apart from that, yeah, the squad isn't great either.
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this is literally the last /mug/ of the Ten Hag era

This is a historic thread. How will you mark it?
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The real key for United was snagging City's director of football. He probably told them to get this Lisbon cunt in ASAP because City were trying to get him to replace Pep.
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>>145360955
wank to him
literally try to cum while looking at pictures of him or watching videos of him
eating din dins rn, will try it later
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>>145360955
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>>145360955
eras of /mug/ come to an end
im sad thats its over but glad i got to experience it with you guys
excited to see what the future holds for /mug/gers
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>>145360955
It’s such a mixed bag this one. On one hand I absolutely hated how oblivious he was to his own horrible management, constantly deflecting and saying shit about the matches that weren’t even true, but on the other it’s been probably the funniest manure era since >moyes posting and I’m sad that it’s over.

Going to pray they hire Southgate, even if he is going to be just as, if not more, annoying than seven hag
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'TIL THE END
I WILL BE WITH YOU
WE WILL GO
WHERE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
ALL THE TIMES
THAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY /MUG/ FRENS
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>>145359424
we will see
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>>145329062
Ten Hag has only been signing players with good attitude though
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RIP ETH
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Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word
Did you really think that I'd forget
And regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
All those days became so long
Did you really think I'd do you wrong?
Dixie, when I let you go
Thought you'd realize I would know
I would show
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
What can I do? What can I say?
Except I want you by my side
How can I show you? Show me the way
Don't you know the times I've tried?
Guess that's all I have to say
Except the feeling just grows stronger everyday
Just one thing before I go
Take good care, baby, let me know
Let it grow
The special love you have for me
My Dixie dear
>>
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Is this the last /mug/???
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>>145374440
yes.

...until the next /mug/
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>>145372969
kek
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>>145361412
well?
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i won't let him go quietly...
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>>145377581
the jan man autosaged it



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