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Who's going to have their career destroyed in Abu Dhabi next?
It’s fucking over Du Bussy xisters
why are muslims so gay?
The new Batman is literally me.
>........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>145324915who's that guy
Who is the T1 Faker of the UFC?
>>145324959finally we can come to an agreement, that the fight will turn out exactly the same
What horrific disfiguring injury will Diddy penis suffer in round 1?
>>145324994Weili
>>145324971batman has always been like this, noob
>>145324993Why is slovenia so weird
Devin Clark fought through it
pretty sure that Yair/Volk 3 flushed Max, Allen, Zombie and Gaethje all stung him, they were simply not as competent boxers as Ilia
>>145324959>>145324999
Still no xray of shittakers jaw?
>>145324999One round with Zatdaddy's BBC...
Thread is off to a great start
>>145325026Yikes,
>>145325026Excellent and factual posts? You should try making some yourself.
>>145325001But not like THIS
>>145324959Blond Brunson would have been the nightmare matchup for Chimaev
dricus > adesanya > pereira > aspinall (scared to stand with pereira)
>>145325093jokerbros.....
>>145325026that guy should unironically kill himself
>>145325128Many are saying this
>>145323682Khamzat, though Dricus can win via stoppage in the later rounds if it gets that far.
Thoom!!
>>145325140and only one has to do it
Thoomporia
Just started playing UFC Undisputed Forever. It's so fucking good bros I can't believe I missed out on this
no point in discussing this now since we will have to sit through another 25 minute du pussy vs strickbum snoozefest before any real fight can happen
>>145325128why do you hate Pereddit? not his fault he has a BBC cream addiction
>>145325154At the hands of angry brazzas would be the most poetic
getting punched in the head is one of the dumbest things you could possibly do for a living
Mighty peculiar...
>>145325202dricus said he's figured out how to heem sean. trust the plan.
>had two full camps to prepare>still got taken down, submitted, and his face broken in 2 minutesHonestly how does anyone boy shittaker?
Whats agp?
>>145325217>posts on 4chan for 16hoursglass houses bong
>>145325289agressive georgian pussy
I like that Shara called out Izzy that would be fun to see
>>145325259I think Dricus wins with a ground and pound TKOthe style od TDD sean was using in the first fight can be worked around
>>145325284the fix was in b
>>145325217Why? Because it's dangerous? LMFAO
>>145325205please tell me what happened to you to that made you end up like this so I can try my best to avoid it like plague, there's a threshold of low dignity that I know I wouldn't want to live past by
>>145325289Absolutely Geno*ide Pa*ista*is
>>145325325brain health is important b
>>145325352I was born based. Not born and bred like strickraped
>>145325352a troll severely mindbroke him here and he's never been able to recover
>>145325310izzy would mutilate him desu
>born based in a council tower block in luton
>>145325352Muslim
>>145325352Hes a disabled pedophile who spends 10+ hours posting on multiple IP addresses daily for YEARS. It's truly astounding he has been such a relpugnant impotent zilch for so long and not killed himself yet. Truly.
>>145325352IC4 (A2) have these character traits
Every night the dream is the same. I am a UFC fighter in my prime. My title-shot is coming up. I am filming a stint with Nina Drama. The cameras stop rolling but she wants to continue rolling on the matt. "Fine," I say, feeling my cock start to bulge. It's just us now and I let her mount me. Suddenly she flips her brapper onto my nose and unleashes the mighiest braap I've ever born witness to.By the time I regain myself and stumble out of the gym she has disappeared, but I find Megan Olivi and tell her what's happened, collapsing at her feet. But Megan pulls down her pants and braps on my nose as well and I momentarily black out again.When my eyes open I am laying on the floor and the first thing I see is Sanko looking down at me and a stringy piece of bacon just above my lips when- "BRAAAP" I get hit with a Sanko brap and die violently.
The guy who's had his jaw broken before's jaw broke? No way!
>>145325359based
>>145325397>>145325413Jesus. I wonder how the algerinian in France will come back after I used him to figure out why all muzzies are gay
>>145325310UFC should make the fight. It is a fight that makes sense.
Repugnant impotent zilch*
Madame is projecting xerself onto others again.
>>145325352i hit him with a jab at 10% power in sparring and it permanently scrambled his brain
>>145325463>It is a fight that makes sense.... err, unless you are treating Shara as a project and need him to remain undefeated.
I just ate 20 chicken wings and a wrap from kfc. AMA.
>>145324959You're not going to pull a canada with the headkick spamming right?
>>145325372Wrong, having a fully functioning brain by the time you die has to be much more horrifying than drooling in a wheelchair.
>>145325501what'd you eat from KFC?
>>145325501What's next for Orolbai
Bussytan takes his coffee Black but always makes room for cappuccino crema in his Poabussy
>>145325560A thorough flushing after enjoying 20 wings and some kfc gravy.
>>145325541Incredibly retarded take. Respectfully
>>145325501The chilli kebab I ate last night is heeming my max, I'm scared to take another rob
This just popped into my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxvyNPL38JY
>>145325501Paddy...
Zatdaddy's BBC gaped Pozzedtaker's Robussy so far it ended up mangling his jaw. Turned that boy into a Colbussy.
>>145325591Meh, I expected that response. It's so against the grain that most people won't get it, but I am right.
>It's so against the grain that most people won't get it
>>145325708What's the purpose of not just responding to me?
FACT: Madame Xneed and Reddit Rob were both pozzed and prolapsed by canines this weekend
a new era in the history of combat sports. a paradigm that many will be unable to handle.
K-1 is objectively and subjectively better than ufc
>>145325730>revs antifascists Basado.
>>145325714Because the meme arrow was just about the funny sentence, I don't have a counter argument b we both think we're right
I hate how every single Brazilian refers to Robert as Hobbit Whittaker, taking the piss out of his Kiwi ancestry (New Zealand was where the Lord of the Rings was filmed).It's borderline racist. Heck, it IS racist.
>>145325730I don't get any of these bullshit news. If some manlet is threatening you just stab or shoot him what's the big deal? This ain't ufc out here
>>145325784Was I wrong to predict this? Don't be naïve. My prediction was sound in all aspects except Rob's jaw.
In ONE Championship EVERY fight is a super fight.
>>145325784We found out
>>145325730>Throwing hippy squatters out of peoples homes is fascism
Rob's loss was a freak accident, Khamzat still has not proven anything other than he can take down 2 WW's at MW in the first round.
Is he finally going to do it?Is he finally going to take Robert's Playstation away?
I'd heem PVZ ngl bit greasy but she looks eager and financially strained
Throw people on disability benefits unfit to work out onto the streets. Let them sit on their fat asses out in the rain, see if the faggots learn how to work then.
Khamzat Chimaev with a BRUTAL injury TKO victory
Is this where we post screenshots where history vindicates us
>>145325883
>>145325844>>145325844>KWAB2.pngI'd rather live a day as a lion, or as this poster right here, than a lifetime as a Kh*mzat-picker.
>>145325887bruv thats well ruff
>>145325926
>Got all picks correct>five fold acca>only pays 5/1
>>145325932Based>T. picked Khamzat
>>145325823Kade will heem the inbred rat
>>145325958Not Zatdaddys' fault everyone in the division is a scrub compared to him
Ew it replied to me. Nasty!
Hey Canada, huh? What the hell?
16 have tried and 16 have failed to solve Ilia Topuria.There has literally never been anyone like him in this division.HEEMS world class strikers.SUBMITS world class grapplers.RAGDOLLS world class wrestlers.He's the best fighter we have ever seen in the featherweight division.
Leave Aspinall to me
Adults have big noses. Children have little noses. I would even go as far as to say that unless your girlfriend has a great big schnozz, you are basically a p*edophile.
>>145325887wtf do you reckon she's wasted all her money on?
And don't you think i forgot about you you little bitch.
>>145326079Dudes an absolute MENACE at manlet-weight. (Paddy subs him round 1 thoughever)
Can he do it bros, can he do it for us?
>>145325989Why did you stop namefagging
>>145326102So true sir I love sexy curvaceous snouts
>>145326136I only do it in gamethreads and on FN when heem is super fast
>>145326078>>145326079I hope this smug, face fucked by veneeres, little ding dong of a theeng doesn't do any stupid move career wise and keeps on heeming for at least another 6 to 9 years
ufc is dying
>>145326190
>>145326082Malykhin took 3 and a half rounds to finish arjan bhullar
>>145326112She has the aura of a scammed person maybe real estate in lagos or some kind of mlm scheme
Belal is the lineal BMF
youtube recommends slop to me and its your fault for being retarded
>>145325352have you met pakis IRL theyre all completely useless and retarded
K-1 will save /heem/ and purge your martial arts acumen of the stranglehold der judische volk have over your acuity.
>>145326227Chatri said he'd kill Francis
>That's bullshit. When have you ever heard about UFC owning anybody money ever? It's total bullshit.*settles class action lawsuit for over a quarter billion dollars owed to 1200 fighters*
>>145326281Are Daner moves in mysterious ways b
>>145326280He’s right
lol, LMAO even
>>145326333Post your slip
>>145326333Post the full comment you pakwan
>>145326366Gambling is haram.
>>145326333Kek, what a fucking RETARD!
>>145325883This also >THE POOsman with shitty knees>THE SHITtaker that went life and death with THE CosTURD
>>145326333:)
>>145326374You didn't submit your picks? Why are you yapping
>>145326333>Only one rightFitting.
>>145326333Man what a dork.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend b
>>145326333I'm not surprised
>>145326367I remember it b this is disgracefully jew*sh behavior afoot you shouldn't have said the thing about k1 though kek
>>145326366I swept, infact I was so convincing that Madame Xneed copied my picks >>145271245
Dricus' next fight will be in South Africa.
>>145326527You don't make any effort to hide that you're a mincer
Notice you cut out the most integral part of the post, typical pakman
Sneed mindbroke this individual.
Ilia Topuria is the greatest fighter of all time
>>145326527>I was so convincingHahahaha what the hell
Sneed went 5 for 5 on picks
Bobby knuckles was clearly scared as fuck and he got his jaw snapped in half. The flushing. Uncle Usman had a better showing for fuck sake
>>145326555That makes it even worse.
>>145326585Because she copied my picks, yes
Xneed mindbroke xerself with tranny porn.
Sneedmeister predicted the 3 finishes that mattered
>>145326585
>>145325217getting slapped in the head is one of the smartest things you could possibly do for a living
>>145326559If he wins his next 3 by KO ill agree.
>>145325884How many kangaroos do you have to eat to attain this physique?
>>145326559I'm glad people are starting to realise this
>>145326640He will
K-1 will liberate your martial arts adroitness from das juden. Free your mind from their shackles.
>>1453266152*
>>145326560>picks all favorites, each of whom was -200 or more>thinks he's a genius
>>145326659"No"
>>145326559Little ding dong of a ting he is ye?
Whens the next Rough and Rowdy I need a pallette cleanser after that shit month of fights
>>145326678I did the same thing and I am a genius
>i tried guys SOON
Just got my sprinklers blown out. Thinking about buying an air compressor so i dont have to fucking call someone to do this shit every year
I'd argue that calling all the other fights wgaf was patently incorrect, as I very much DID gaf about Shart Bullets finish. Calling method of victory like I did with Strickland over Pissy and Platinum Perry over MVP/Rockhold shows true knowledge and understanding not just lucky picks.
Crazy to think Islam would submit turdporia in 1 minute
>>145326603IC94G halt die klappe ausländer
TKOs are not heems.
>>145326718Islam couldn't submit volk.
ilia topqueeria
>>145326655I doubt it
toporio would get his peach creamed by bobby king green. in this respect we can say that paddy is better than him
>>145326514>you shouldn't have said the thing about k1 though kekit was for the bants b, i was expecting someone to save it
Ortega would have simply woken up from the follow up shots and continued fighting. Champ shit.
>>145326678
>>145326559p4p MMA math GSP < BJ Penn < Frankie Edgar < Jose Aldo < Max Holloway < Alexander Volkanovski < Ilia Topuria
>>145326758Yeah because volk is better than turdpoopa
>>145326786I like Reddit Diego like the next guy but Ilia just heems
>>145326716
Topuria couldn't finish Josh Emmett. Told you my nigga's good.
>>145326860>that pickek, so true
>>145326809Ortega would have demanded he change weight classes last minute then duck anyway when he accepts. Bitch shit ONLY.
>>145326830Huh?
>>145325352it's not "what happened", some people turn out fucked up because actually nothing happens to them or for them at allthis is why finnish people and even gulf arabs or any other kind of pampered individuals or groups of people turn out fucked up without being exposed to some external factor like the loss of close ones or molestation or any traumatic experience, in this case that nigga just has too much free time in hand to actually get a grip and change anything about himself
>>145326860Dont like it? Unsubscribe from heem.com, which is my personal blog
>>145326831>Reddit DiegoI boyed him from the beginning. Therefore he cannot be r*ddit
Why didn't everyone else Max fought just KO him like Ilia did?
Yeah it's Josh Emmett season motherfucker.
>>145326909
>>145326716>Just got my sprinklers blown out. Thinking about buying an air compressor so i dont have to fucking call someone to do this shit every year
>>145326823Honestly it’s the right move. I think ill start doing that every time unless my powerful eye test steers me the other direction for some fight
>>145326918Max got hurt by a lot of great fighters but never by the greatest until he fought Ilia
I genuinely think toptoro would murder Gooby
>>145326786Diegaped lobussy is a can, you know it deep down
Just got my bussy blown out. Thinking about buying an air compressor so i dont have to fucking call someone to do this shit every day
>>145326716Damn reddit rob just got his mouth and arsehole blown out so be thankful you aren't him
Not everyone can appreciate it.If you do you're most likely White.Glory is fleeting.Getting it is the gift.Everyone should watch it.Replace ufc with K-1.
Ilia couldn't finish Josh with 5 rounds. Jeremy Stephens knocked him the fuck out in 1.There are levels to this shit.
rats and mice ate my goddamn fangers in my sleep, goddamn daylight savings time making me oversleep
you have to stand your ground with toporio he's too good at corralling even the most nimble fighters. josh emmett figured this out but unfortunately for him he was 40 years old and never good
Just showed my Dad some One Championship Muay Thai fights and he agrees he doesnt understand how it isnt more popular than MMA or Boxing.
Jai Herbert has done better than Max and volk.
The casinos own UFC, bookies have access to ALL the insider info like training camp injuries etc so they never lose. James Krause tried to muscle into their territory and went to FEDERAL-fuck you in the ass punk ass white boy you wouldnt last 2 seconds in my world you hoe, you bitch ill fuck you till you love me faggot-fucking PRISON.
>lost to Conor>lost to Volk>lost to IliaNice legacy Hollowgay. Death to pedos.
I love how all the BDS chudlets are only picking dricus to win because ZATdaddy makes their clitties leak, even though they know he will lose the same way shittaker lost
>>145326786Is Diego retarded?The tattoo clearly supposed to say, "conceive believe achieve"
WHAT THE FUCK Josh Emmett just came into my room and knocked me out cold oh no he's coming back Josh pleasZZZzzzzZZZZ
>>145327087>Lost to Denis Bermudezlmao this dude
>>145327087*points to the ground in your direction*
Was Max a chinlet all along?
>>145327081They knew Clittaker was preparing his anus but Zatdaddy went for oral instead
Josh Emmett is a nightmare match up for Volk and should have been the one to get the title shot but Dana doesn't like him. Fact.
>>145327087you can't just put DustGOD's son to death like that
Why didn't max just headkick?
>>145327210*cries* come on man you can't just do that, you know?
Imagine if he cared about MMA
>>145327228Why didn't he just not get knocked out like in all his other fights?
Max holloway: future hall of famer and BMFTurdporia: will get brutally heemed and forgotten next fight
>>145325019>>145327151the left hook that brought him down was due to a fake takedown attempt but the beginning of the sequence started with a normal right, see the mexican's post, that I think he would've tanked not too long ago, he cracked
>>145327247he sucked my dick when i went on his podcast
The takedown was there for Khamzat but the headkick was NOT there for Max. Canada loses again
>>145327174>They knew Clittaker was preparing his anus but Zatdaddy went for oral insteadIf Khamzat can do that to man in less then 5 minutesWhat happens to the women (wife?) that he spends his nights with?
>>145327283Vod?
>>145327228At 3:33 Max 100% should have gone for a full powerful kick to the nuts.
>>145327297>women >implying
>>145327228brutal tko
>>145327316https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1730019326151318.webm
>>145327151No, he is tough, even at lw he wouldn't be finished like that but topuria hits too hard.That said i while ago I said fw wasn't power punching central and that max would be finished by a power puncher.Conor didn't do it when they fought because he was too young.
>>145327297>TFask any woman you know
Lineal BMF champion? Belal.
>>145327368
Ilia couldn't KO me
Live by it, die by it.
i'd simply knee arturo up the middle cave his little nose in
>>145327381>any woman you knowI asked my mom yesterday if she knew a guy called Cumshot Chin-MugShe asked me why i was calling her about someone she has never heard of
nekochads > shonenfags
Volk changed Ilia's face.
Is turdporia the most astroturfed champ in the POOfc? He barely beat two washed up cans and jon anik called him the best athlete on the roster
>>145327534Goddamn bro you're such a fucking loser. If you think everyone sucks why are you even watching?
>>145327534Izzy
>>145327458no sisters?
>>145327534>most astroturfed champNo that would be Pereddit, who in fact isn't even a champion.
>>145327473Its some retarded dumbfuck black screen with a boring story about a blowjob apparently? not missing anything.
>>145327534Pereddit is the most astroturfed champ ever and its not close
I'm thinking about doing a piece of art with Max kneeling at Ilia's feet and offering up the BMF belt, and Ilia saying to Max "I did it for you, my King."Will anyone pay me the £10,000 fee for me to complete this piece of art?
>>145327606It's his mom blowing him I believe.
>>145327584Nope, sorry anon maybe the other Swede can appeal to your fetish
Maxing the Holloway lads
>>145327600>>145327620when shartkalaev is asleep on the canvas will you pakis finally shut up
>>145327627Its a black screen with a retarded fake story about a blowjob apparently*Thanks
keep in mind that was only the 8th time max has ever lost in the ufc
>>145327653Nobody mentioned Champkalaev, we merely said that Pereddit is astroturfed. You're having a BDS flare up, take your meds and you'll feel better
The Merseyside remains undefeated.
>>145327645>tfw it's satadae nite and you've found out
shartkalaev has already conceded defeat
>Turdporia is le goat for for TKOing the most CTE ridden fighter on the roster!God I can't wait for diego to end the poopria meme
Magomed will strike with Alex Standing.
Ankalaev going on strike is like Abubakar going on vacation
>>145327783>KOs 2 all time greats back to backIlia is already the GOAT and he has only just staredteteededed
>>145327709In what way would he be an "astroturfed" champion if not for being protected from Ankalaev? That's the only conclusion to draw dummy.
>>145327783Diegaped will be rematching his Movdaddy while volk gets the shot
Ankalaev can comfortably win against Alex Standing by implementing a gameplan which mixes striking and wrestling
Chris Barnett is a fat god damn fucking RETARD.
>>145327862He won’t though
khamzat has been the middleweight champion ever since poohand ducked
>>145327875He's like a less gay D.C
seetheleaf subconsciously picks out all the future champions to seethe about. just sit back and let him make your picks.
>>145327879Yeah he will come on now let's not be silly
>>145327901
>>145327901Based, but also cringe. (But still based)
>>145327920you calling him a liar?
>>145327901Have a great Sunday lad
>>145327901Most humane MMA fan
>>145324959That was 8% oxygen Dricus
>>145327956You're calling him retarded?
>>145327840Skipping the line at MW without fighting a single grappler, robbing Jan, getting fake early stoppages against Izzy and Jiri. Hill and Jiri being forced to return from injury earlier than their preferred timelines, would you like me to go on?
>>145328003ankalaev has said that he’ll strike and that he won’t shoot takedowns for the first 15 minutes, are you calling him a liar?
>log on to heem.com>observe racism, sexism, homophobia>exit heem.com
Crazy to think the force of DADDYmaev's BBC (big brazza cock) entering shittakers mouth impacted his front teeth
>>145328022Grapplers such as?
Redditker SPEAKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFStSNV71ag
>>145328064Sup Luke
not even a maxsissy but yesterday felt like the aftermath of tony vs gayjeclosed the streamclosed heemavoided mma youtube videoshe's done
>>145327901Least racist European
>>145327534>Barely
>>145328106Zatdaddy's next victim
>>145328127Dickus Du Bussy destroys Cumshart's hole in 3 rounds.
>>145328098Khamzat Chimaev, Ciao Borralho, Anthony Hernandez, Brendan Allen, Bo Nickal.....
just checked his record because I thought I was missing a W, or something that would validate him, but no, nothing, how fucking shit is Rakic? his last two wins are Smiff and Santos in 2021 and 2020
>>145327901Very based
African men carry a different kind of confidence. It is in the African man's blood, and I don't know how Khamzat will be able to handle it when he's up against Dricus.
holloway vs emmett is the fight to make
>>145328224Isn't Khamzats next fight supposed to be for the title? That would put him up against Strickbeast.
who was the last guy who was as visibly roided as that brazilian yesterday
dricus will make khamzat cry
>>145328275Max said he's going back to LW
>>145328275Best bhawlgxer in the UFC bros...
>>145328290How? What will he say?
>>145327901Go to sleep at a decent time for once you neet.
>>145328282No I've got Dricus
>>145328282Strickraped? He wants to be raped again? Did he enjoy it the first time?
>>145328275Did we ever find out who Joe is?
>>145328285The black guy chama heemed
>>145328116you can tell max trained a whole lot to survive that initial barrage and not end up like damon or herbert or volk
>>145328335If we bully K1xir enough it might finally get a job
Imagine seeing Ms. Xneed methed up whizzing about on xer electric skateboard leaving chunks of rotting flesh and steatorrhea in xer wake.
Bruh
No, you can keep that to yourself playa.
>>145328434>>145328574Didn't train enough.
*enters the thread*
>>145328661Is it difficult to ride a skateboard in a dress and heels, Madame?
>>145324915Paddy the retard
>Y-you still love me right
the data are in... ilia can simply do this to anyone
https://x.com/champrds/status/1850601888271773811?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>dricus already pushed whittakers teeth inratlipbros…
max was piecing ilia up right until he wasn't
im sad about max
>>145328936Shitlip going to get blasted by dricus
>>145328936khamzatsisterhood... it turns out our victory belongs to dricus du plessis
>dribbus took 2 rounds to finish a guy with busted teethdamn he really is the bad version
>>145328932Brutal.
When you nut but she keep sucking
Hahaha khamzat is a bum
That's two victories over Reddit Whittaker for DRICGOD.
>I KEEL EVERY-AAAACK!!
>>145328936another w for ddp chads
How shit are so called MW grapplers like poocare and redditmero? If they got ONE (1) choke in rob's face would've collapsed
KWABert Reddittaker
Dear oh dear the pakicord is fuming
What does this expression convey?
>>145329197giblert is better than du pussy and anyone du pussy has ever fought
>>145329304>yeah im going to fuck that guy living next door tonight
>>145328285Basil Hafez when he debuted against JDM
DRICGOD DU BUSSYBENDER will flatline Kh*mzat
>>145326333
>>145329304I have been trying to analyze it but i have yet to come up with an anwser.
>>145329304I can comfort her but she should leave the kids with max
>>145326333Smartest K1 poster.
So rob's career is over then? If he couldn't fully recover from a TKO over a year ago he'll never recover from this
>>145328936Apparently he shattered his jaw on a windowsill while drunk when he was 19
>>145329440These things don't happen in normal non ausfailian countries
>>145328334That he'll rape him harder than Russia raped Chechnya in the sweltering, scorching summer of 1999
>>145329304Her next silicon engorgement procedure has been delayed. She will get home, look at the BMF belt and feel disgust that her journey towards Double G breast implants must wait
You now remember that drunk irish mick fatherless bastard
Du pussy grew up in a gated community, Khamzat grew up in a warzone
>>145329527you now remember argentina's son
>>145329547Ya wot? Cumshot grew up in Swedinistan
>>145329583no he didn't retard
>>145329327and Dookie Dan ran through him, it's impossible to understate just how bum filled and shit the middleweight division is.
>>145329547dricus has been swangin and bangin with hoards of hostile waves since the day he could walk, khamzat is a refugee who has fled every nation on earth and has more health problems than a woman with a tiktok account
They all had a turn
fuck naruto
>>145329633>retardYou won't say that shit to my face irl I guarantee you that
Ratlip vs Strickland for title of the biggest anti drawl title
>>145329714ratlip got hoards of brown manlets living vicariously through him. he's a draw
>>145329714strickbeast is hugely popular
Say something nice about the new GOAT.
>>145329714Uh yeah whatever that means
>>145329827oh non ono dubussysisters not like this...
>>145329785Has Conor punching at air after his take his responses, truly a scholar and prince of a man.
>>1453298271 south african white man is worth at least 15 ambigous mudslimes
>>145329827muslims are subhuman, the vast majority of those dont count
Post Garth:Guillard 0-9-1 MJ 5-7 Eddie 2-4-1Vick 1-6 Barboza 4-5Cowboy 0-4-1Tony 0-7 Khabib retired Chandler 1-1 and cucked Charles 1-2Fiziev leg heemed Max heemed
>>145326655oops
>>145329440my boy
>>14532982795% of Khamzat's followers are 88iq, inbred 3rd worlders who'll never spend a single penny on anything UFC related. Same goes for all the other brazzas with millions of followers before they even get in the UFC
>>145327720not like this bros.......
>>145329939>>145329922The sad thing is I enjoy Dricus fights but he is an anti-draw to cazzies. Even strickjab is far more popular but whatever helps you cope I guess
>>145329952Gotta love the garthmeister
I fucken do not want volk to fight illia, its just not gunna work out for him. If he loses he better put the gloves down.Realisitically does anyone stand a chance against illia?t. Australian (im sick of seeing aus fighters lose
>>145329952Barboza got robbed back to back against Felder and Ige
Hella parched rn icl
>>145330016>If he loses
bumzat was destined to die a jihadist in the 2nd chechen war but the faggot coward scurried off to sweden
>>145330016Volk is as autralian as i am and i would relish the sight of seeing him face first and slurring his speech for months
Blessedbros... how are we holding up?
>>145330076he pulled out of the war with a strained pussy
>>145330076chechens really be out there sucking up to the guy who betrayed them to the russians
>>145330134See >>145330047
Why do people keep joining the UFC if you get paid handshakes and 2 for one coupons at blimpies?
>>145330171just a wild guess but maybe cuz they get paid more than handshakes and 2 for one coupons at blimpies
>>145330016Volk needs one last brutal ZEEMing and then we can see him become a full-time YouTube chef
>>145330138No that was Du Bussy when they booked the first izzy fight
>>145330194Drunk fucker.
>>145330110no Australian is actually Australian (unless you are indigenous) so this comment means nothing.Can strickchad hold back cumshots wrastling?
>>145330145that turncoat swine has chechens under his thumb lmao, they are a swine breed
In hindsight Usman would've killed Reddit Rob, he would have a double champ legacy if Izzy stayed in kickboxing
Khabitch scurried away to Abu Schaubi to duck his taxes while his nation went to war and died for his freedom.
>>145330171>he's still falling for that narrative
Bruce needs to quit getting so close to the fighters when introducing them no one wants to smell that old man breath you can tell Ilia backed him up on purpose with that lightning fast shadow box combo
>>145330327You really let him live this rent free in your head still?
Just skinned up a big fat Paddy the Baddy finna go enjoy it in the beautiful autumn air
say something nice about the next generation of UFC champions
>dont talk about bumzat in a negative light, ackshually it was dubussy who had the injury!
>>145330337This. The ufc just paid out $370,000,000 to fighters. Granted, they fought like hell for years not to until the highest authority in the land commanded them at gunpoint to do so, but nevertheless.
uh oh hes revved
>>145330368I would love to watch Aspinall heem them all 1 by 1 (in one night) starting from the bottom.
>>145330358No, he lives rent free in some oil schik's hotel in abu schaubi. I just laugh at him on /heem/ from time to tim
>October 10th 2020, Topuria makes his UFC debut>October 24th 2020, Khabib beats Gaethje but then retires on the spot
>>145330354The Buffers are both notorious boozehounds, at least Michael, Ilia was avoiding a poisoning
Khabitch ducked tony 3 times
There is nothing cringier than turdporia nuthuggers.
cuckbib has no legacy outside of killing fazza all bums who got knocked the fuck out
>>145330467Pisslam did the same with RDA until the ufc took a hint and stopped booking it.
fuck you khabib
Every time the brazzas win theemtards immediately go back to their default setting of Khagoat derangement. The BDStard brain should be studied in the hopes we can cure this ailment
>>145330467it's sad too cause that would have been such an easy win. A young toddler could beat up Tony at this point
>>145330504>all bums who got knocked the fuck outafter khabib flushed them
>years after he retired, they still cannot stop seething about him
>>145330525Do you ever quit crying and shut the fuck up?
>>145330535you dont get flushed by a submission you zoomer retard
>>145330565Tell that to reddit Rob
>>145330559You have autogynephilia and frequently engage with sexual acts with biological males.
Crazy to think Khabib would have killed GSPiss (same bum who died to a 5'2 midget and lost to condit)
>>145330499what about someone just as obsessed with topuria but it's all seethe
>>145330251Strickpiss best chance is scatzat doesnt make weight and he calls off the fight or something.I carefully observed Volk after his Topuria fight and he was displaying rapid onset cte, slurring, forgetting basic every day words, uninterrupted speech flow completely disappeared just pathetic interview after interview. I hope all the yes men having a laugh while feeding him his own shit will be there to wipe his ass when he starts shitting himself and forgetting his name and whereabouts.
They call him Melancholy Khabib
>>145328936This somewhat changes things. Dricus literally too his chin, we just haven't seen his chin tested until Chimaev got this choke. I'm guessing anyone with an unbroken chin at middleweight will just not tap and khamzat will be gassed for the next rounds? Now I'm less impressed with khamzat.
>>145330559You spend all day on here freaking about made up internet personas, get a job you absolute cretin
>>145330594
>>145330542Khabib was a good guyI liked how he said he was gonna smash Connor and then he did it and taunted him about it in the fight
>>145330525Whats a Theemtard? \
mcgregor was up 3 rounds when that cheating khabitch grabbed the glove for the choke
Felder needs to never comentate a ppv card ever again
God you can just tell this freak was raised by a woman, just bitches 24/7. I would backhand the fuck out of you irl, sit down and shut up.
>>145330711wow i am being trolled
>>145330559>its-everyday.gifThis is when white, western civilisation hit its absolute peak.
i wonder if gane is going to beat the shit out of volkov again
>>145330743OOUGGHHH....
>literally made /heem/s favorite reddit fighters look unranked>retired at the top without ever losing>is devout muslimNo wonder he mindbroke a lot of angry jeets on here.
>>145330710Capital of pakischaub
Ilia Topuria, so hot right now.
>>145330775>i wonder *when gane is going to beat the shit out of volkov againDecember 7th
>>145330775not happy about it being 3 rounds. makes a controversial split decision robbery 10x more possible.
>>145330799Diego is the fireman.
Ilia would beat the shit out of gervonta davis in a boxing match
ngl bros I didn't find out anything last night
There’s no need to take your frustrations out on women Madame, it’s not their fault you have autogynephilia.
Is there anything lower than this type?
>>145330847don't know who either of those people are
>>145330847Wrong thread but yes
>>145330443Dricus and Ilia made their debuts on the same card. The evil spiritual pressure must have been intnense
>>145330855open your eyes anon
All that time and your reply doesn't even make any sense bud, low IQ is showing again.
>the bookies will be wrong t-this t-time
OH NO
Calmzat might never lose
Khamzat needs to shave his hair if he wants a real chance at the title.
>>145330965>Dricus is favourite against Poatan
>>145331033Ever heard of wrestling b
There is literally nothing pereddit can do against dricus.
>>145331033As he should be
bonesbabies... it couldn't possibly happen could it
>fighter leaves Sweden (allstars)>immediately becomes bettermany such cases!
>>145331103Crazy to think Jones rapes every single fighter on there.
Jiri kills Ankalaev
Low IQ>What do the bookies think?High IQ>What sayth King Sneed The Wise on this?
>>145331033Even against Chimpaev he should be.
>>145331150he’s gay, we know
khalil walked so dricus could run straight into a left hook (and still win the fight)
>>145331103Jones and Pereddit shouldn’t be top 5. LHW and HW are full of overweight unathletic clowns
>>145331033The odds are for the 185 belt. If Alex ever killed himself to make 185 again, I would 100% pick Dricus
>>145331183Queen Xneed The Afflicted*
>>145331103Islam and Peelia should be 1 and 2. Either order would be fine by me. Jones third
>>145328936lol more like his face got VICE GRIPPED. It's ogre for disrespectful fake boxing white dudes with funny accents.
>>145331183What is your take on this
dricus du plessis is the kung fu panda of mma
Afflicted with a huge white cock I'm afraid
>>145331103A real sensible p4p ranking would look something like this1. Islam2. Ilia3. Belal4. Merab5. Pantoja<past this point the contender from the above division are better than the rest of the champions>
Jon will be in the cage to hand the undisputed championship belt to the winner of Alex vs Gane
>>145331340Afflicted with autogynephilia, drug addiction, mental illness, steatorrhea and flesh eating bacteria I’m afraid
>>145331340What’s his name?
https://youtu.be/CNF46Rl64gY?si=VtKqR9JDwed4lMVE
>>145324959>>145331391You've been posting degeneracy for hours nonstop. Why?
>>145331065>Ever heard of wrestling bI'd wrestle my balls on your forehead
LETS WRESTLE!!
>claims to have the high iq take on the fight>has no takeWhat did he mean by this
>>145331065instant story loss
>>145331518Xhe*
>>145331533Don't get me involved in your tomfoolery
>>145331518If you're good at something never do it for free. (Looking at you janny)
I wish I'd put money on Poatan vs Ankalaev before last night when everyone saw how shit Ankalaev is.
>>145331183true connoisseurs go after his opinion
>>145331580Lady Xneed is a woman and you will address xer as such, chud.
*toilet flushing sounds*
>>145331616shartkalaev will still be favoured cause everyone assumes he’ll grapple
>>145331700>>145331700>>145331700
>>145331680The same an*alaev who lost to none other than Paul Craig by submission?
We can see him right there. Big fat 40 year old spammy talking about Sneed. In the thread just getting the fuck revved out of him.It ain't trash talk if it's truth talk.
>>145326333Whittaker won the 10 second fight. Max won the 2 round fight.
>>145330639When Hamza tried to do the same to an actually good fighter, was sent to the hospital for 6 months.
>>145330016Islam has a chance, but nobody does at 145.
>>145330016>If he loses he better put the gloves downYeah, he's too old to hold the gatekeeper role long enough to get another opportunity like Max did after he lost to him.
