I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Ilia! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, TOPURIA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over ALESSEAS FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
it is what it is haha
the fungus bit takes some real creativity
>>145342896Its what he said in the post fight interview
>>145342778Holy shit he only cuts about 20lbs? That's crazy. Most high level fighters cut 30+lbs
>>145342967>>145342967
Volkanovski should just avoid getting backed up against the fence and he will win. Is he dumb?
>>145342778Imagine thinking this is funny.
>People are starting to come around to like Big AnkLate to the party, I've boyed the based inbred ever since he flipped off the crowd for booing after the first Cutelaba fight
Paddy will be a RUDE awakening for Ilia
>>145351229One ugly fucker, now I think about it most of them are.
>>145351319>PaddyHe could not even defeat Jared Gordon
What's that, Ilia? You want to brutally penetrate and inseminate me while Max and my son listen to my moans of ecstasy from the next room? Of course, don't even ask!
>Dricus preparing to bring up Khamzat's ill child, his relations with Darren Till, and the second Chechen war 1999-2009
>>145351229nothing based about him except that one front kick ko
>>145351347He's definitely gonna make fun of the split lip too, full school yard bully mode
>>145351229he just put on an absolute snoozer. I couldn't be less excited to see him wrestlefuck the first good thing to happen to LHW in 4 years, and neither could Dana it seems
>>145351346mid as fuck
Strickraped sissies…
OUT COLD
>>145351346Her silicon engorgement, postponed. His high stakes slot machine streams, postponed.
Ilia's confidence is infectious. This is how I want to live my life. Like Ilia. I'm going to go up to the most beautiful woman I can find and ask her out on a date. And if she says no, I got a mean left hook ready to fire.
>>145351346Damn this girl is elite.
>>145351372Kek
>>145351381Dear oh dear 'fraid the snifflecord are not going to like this...
>>145351407What if she heems you though?
There's something really funny about Strickland >danasaid posting on twitter and behaving like Belal re: Dricus heeming him in the future
tick tock Turdpoorhea...
R. Whittaker
>>145351517The heckin black beast?!
khamzat essentially only won because rob had teeth. when will he get a real test?
>The r/whittaker subredit has been locked until further notice
>w-well maybe someone could beat ilia with grap-
>the r/hollowaychin subreddit has been deleted
>>145351492Striktim is, like most abused children, left obsessing over what happened to him for the rest of his life
>>145351539Bryce is the very definition of hypersonic turbocan thoughevern't
ilia topuria is a jiu jitsu guy who developed such dangerous striking that he can brutally tko max holloway. mma is over.
Crazy we see Vince go down and now Dana's being led around by his majesty Turki alalshikh, almost like a prize. It's almost as if he's been passed off, or moved up the latter since then.
>>145351547perhaps. but on the other hand his only official losses are ilia and the emmett (upgraded ilia). he could be volk level for all we know.
>>145351566Uhh have you seen Bryce fight? He scrambles decision wins together by the skin of his teeth fighting absolute bums, and folds against an actual opponent. Shout out to a fellow flat earther but man, that guy needs to stick to farm work.
>>145351539Bryce Mitchell got exposed by Ilia and then flushed by Emmett
>>145351575>>145351590i don't think it counts as getting exposed if it's a loss to the two greatest fighters of all time. i mean look, he arguably 30-27'd dan ige inbetween those fights, and dan ige barely loses to prospects who are supposed to be good.
>>145351552Featherweight olives?
>>145351590
>>145351539I love watching stupid redneck chuds get destroyed
>>145351607i consneed that he may be flushed after that but you never know. maybe it will only make him ultra afraid of getting hit and he starts looking like khabib.
Might just be me, but Khamzat's rise is starting to feel like Khabib's. The sketchy weight cuts, the accusations of being a can crusher, the relentless humiliation of every opponent. It's all there. He keeps dominating, from bums to former champions, as the cope intensifies. He even has his Tibau fight for people to point their trembling fingers at as they try to convince themselves he's not going to smesh their boy/s at the top. It's literally Khabib all over again.And by that I mean Khamzat is a coddled fraud bum who was never and never will be good.
>>145351229Him and that Turk that speedbagged that Brazilian noob's head have this look to their faces. An aura I don't like.They look/feel like the stuck up and spoiled rich brats I knew in school. They might not be that. But just something to their faces feels it.
>>145351531
>>145351735I wonder whos gon be Khamzat's McGoobster
>>145351531why does dana even give attention to nerds like kevin iole
Tick tock Topuria...
Did someone really say Emmett is an upgraded Ilia
>>145351808the script has already been writtenall connections are intelligently designed
>>145351808Strickus
>>145351808Probably Pereira
>>145351845>me woife is a hoe mate ye should sloide in 'er DMs ye
>>145351858Lmao
>>145351845>who?
>more durable than max holloway>more power than ilia topuria>more baldness than volk
>>145351828Imagine Khamzat slapping this dork's glasses off his face lol
>>145351517modern american men
UFC Paris: Ciryl Gane vs Jon Jones 2 I'm thinking this is up next after Jones beats Stipe and Gane demolishes Volkov again.
>>145351884Darth rigatoni would instantly get an ankle lock on him
>>145351845>UFC tries to hype this guy as the new big Irish star>his fights are mostly boring>internet outs him as a cuckhis star has faded a lot
>>145351879>more fruity than Jon Jones
>>145351899Post body
>>145351879>worse fighter than all 3
>>145351929typical mutilated fag defending that s*y shit
>>145351884Khamzat is a combat sambo-sissy. They ban heel-hooks because Fazza's plan doesn't include defense of them
ENTER
>did he just say what I think he just said Joe>yeah DC he said his bawllz was hot>wow
>>145351938>>145351929
>>145351941No he's a freestyle wrestler who competes in MMA
>Joe is he doing what I think he is doing right now Joe>he's chugging it right of a shoe DC>amazing Joe
Conor Heems (his cocaine tolerance)
Cocainor McGregor
>>145351618>the guy complaining about South Africa being racist to black people still is a chudcazzy please, he ain't one of us
Evropa Uber amerika
>>145351979This is the heem consensus
Universe of Fighter Cinema
>>145351991This was the peak of volk's career
>>145351852except now the brazza is the trash talking one and alex is the one that barely speaks english. papa haitch booking has been good lately
>>145351941Khamzat doesn't have a background in Sambo, he was a pure wrestler growing up. Its Khabib and his brazzas who did sambo
>>145352088Yeah people were saying that his training for the Islam camp had turned him into an elite grappler. He was basically considered unstoppable at 145. Then Islam gadooshed fat, drunk Volk and he lost all his aura
>>145352152Volk was always a good grappler
>>145352160Yeah but he never used it offensively to win a championship fight before.
I'm in the flushing stage, everybody knowsDown the toilet it goes, Islam heemed me and I frozeI don't know no nothin' 'bout no belt, I'm just oldIlia heems me in 40 seconds next time or so, I've been told
i'm afraid you must now accept that volk was getting heemed by ilia even if islam didn't exist
>>14535221540 years old1-3 in his last 4Coming off two consecutive brutal KO lossesGot demolished in the first fightYeah, don't think so hoss. If this fight gets booked it's because Dana just needs an "title fight" for scheduling purposes. Volk doesn't deserve it.
>>145352175Yair
>>145352215>i-i’m next mate! Ganna prove all youse wrong!>gets heemed in 15 seconds flat
>Haha I'm a stupid canadian faggot who uses "an" incorrectly as my gimmick so funny LMAO xd
>>145352290he's chinese
the calculations are in for the rematchvolk heemed r1: 36%volk subbed r1: 34%volk heemed r2: 10%volk subbed r2: 10%other: 10%
>>145352309I don't see Volk getting subbed
>>145352215From "Volk is the goat" to "Volk's cooking show"
>>145352317if he's knocked down like max i suspect ilia will intentionally go for a sub instead of gnp because that will be better for the story. with his eyes rolled into his head i don't think volk will be able to survive. heem is more likely though.
uh oh the paki thats here 24/7 is revved an thats a good thing
if the final odds look anything remotely like this, bet everything you have on upgraded volk
BDStards really keep the bookies living in luxury LMAO
>>145352264That's literally the fight I was talking about, he'd never used it before this >>145351991
>>145352432This is conor vs khabib, but islam is conor and topuria khabib
Unpopular opinion: Ilia beating Max and Volk isn't impressive as Charles Oliveira beating top 5 LW's in 3 years 4 out of 5 are finishes
>>145352453Islam Makhacev funny moment
>>145352463Correct opinion: Slamdaddy clears both
>>145352450Oh my bad, didnt read the thread
>>145352460Paddy vs Islam is the new Conor vs Khabib
>>145352533No
>Khamzat it's heckin five frickin rounds you MUST pace yourself >>no.....
Do you think Schaub was horny when he coined the term Fat Zatdaddy?
>>145352479No sweat broski
>>145352549Yeah, you're right
>>145352566holy fuck ur gay bud
kumzit looking up at the clock in the dricus fight and seeing it's only halfway into round 1
Looks like BDS sistas still can't come to terms with khamzat making shittaker look like an unranked bum.
How about that Dan? How about that Dan?
Rakic still a faggot, should be cut for his anti fighting style
>>145352586The clock in his dressing room because he already won by submission 30 seconds in
Why did Ilia not hit a cool little dance with Merab?
>>145352656I want to like Merab, but his fights are too boring
dricus will put in 5x the work defending and still exhaust kumquat
>>145352656Post Cumrat doing this zesty shit
I only rate strikers, fuck gayppling
>>145351229He will be knocked out by Pereira.
>>145352706
>>145352722That's DooDoo DuFeces
Grapplechads own strikelets. Ilia, Dricus and Aspinall are all grapplers first and foremost
>>145352669crapzat will get bum rushed by the saffer retard and get slept by a goofy swing
dricus will relentlessly pursue escape after escape as kitkat tries to just keep his hands locked
THE Trayvon Martin Giles?
>>145352748Malott finna zeem Giles hard
trevin giles has a submission win over brendan allen
>um yeah [shitty unksilled no name fighter] is the same as CHADzat so dubussy isn't gonna get submitted like reddit rob!!!!!Why are BDS sissies like this?
SIR GET DOWN ON THE GROUND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND *BLAM BLAM BLAM* SHOTS FIRED OFFICER INVOLVED SHOOTING SHOTS FIRED
>>145352784This is what would happen if officer nerd had some cajones
reddit rob would have survived if dricus didn't ruin his jaw forever. a light breeze could have snapped it in half.
>>145352800He's had that injury his entire career and nobody noticed until he finally fought someone good
>>145352783crapzat got heemed by that bum burnssit down cazzy
>>145352808FACT: Khamzat Chimaev has never been heemed
maxbros.... he forgot to use his 3 free eyepokes
I only rate strikers, K-1 strikers
Khamzat will break himself on Dricus
>>145352827>I only rate strikersI only rape female fighters
>>145352817>paki opinion*heems you*
Hmm I wonder why this ausissy is so assmad about chimaev
>>145352827Based>>145352857Baseder>>145352862Basedest
Lmao just watched Joe Rogan's 2024 netflix comedy special. I got second hand embarrassment for the guy. Why does he insist that he's a comedian? His coked out junkie comedian buddies are chips off the old block too.
>>145351347Is Dricus fighting Chimaev for a chance for Strickland's title? Great!
Fluffy clears Middleweight fairly easily
>>145352817kumsplat will be the one at risk of memeotine for half the fight
>>145352893Phony Fagcliffe is a bbbeaast
THE Yadick Basharty?
>>145352893Colin Quinn had an good special this year
>>145352893post your standup set then
>>145352913People have been making the trash Island joke about us on /pol/ and /int/ for years, dudes such a hack it unbelievable
>>145352936There:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19847670/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_4_in_0_q_gingo%2520papi
volkanovski is about to be the first death in the octagon
>>145352931yeah maybe on planet ugly retard
Reality is Dricus can't be doing shit like trying to pull bottom mount on Khamzat. Stylistically it's an awful match up for the African champ.
>>145352982he died a long time ago b
Sure Khazmat can ragdoll most ufc fighters but when he trains he has to let a dictators son heem him
>>145352911man i dont like seeing 2 African brothers fight like this
>>145353007but that's his most powerful technique
>>145352911Buck zestily broken
all his recent fights people have thought dricus was at a stylistic disadvantage. with whittaker and adesanya in particular people thought he was too dumb to not mess up and get heemed. but he ignores the stylistic math and takes it very seriously when he can't allow for that "1 mistake" that will cost him the fight.
>>145351735Khamzat has like 4 fights left in his career
>>145353062One'st left once you consider Dricus will leave him cardiac like covid
If you get wobbled, you should start cheating like crazy
there are no simulations you can run to prepare yourself for the odds dricus is going to defy
>joanna young gay chick>is an old straight hag
>>145353059Not true. After dricus dismantled Till it was clear the kind of champ he would easily beat. Till is arguably the most decorated Muay Thai fighter to ever step foot in the 'gon, 44-0 with 33 knockouts. We can only hope Khamzat has downloaded the data via Till
Who's the most african UFC fighter? My bet's Dricus "Black Beast" DuPlessis
>>145353129Who is Till? Never heard of him.
Once you realize Dricus is not allowed to lose it all makes more sense.
>>145353144this guy
>>145353136thank God for robs wonky jaw we would have had to deal with 3 rounds of nullified grappling
>>145353129clear to who? two fights later whittaker was almost -400 favorite. strickland odds were only close because he's so incredibly pillowfisted. adesanya was favorite.
>>145353095when i watched this live i though dricus got rocked here but watching this webm in slowmo izzy's punch clearly hit his shoulder so i have no idea why he fell forward like that
>>145353169To throw Izzy off.
>>145353169it was a bizarre TD attempt
>>145353136Wonkjawed aussie
Who's your favorite French fighter? For me? It's William Gomis.
>>145353095>loses exchange >wins How does he do it?
>>145353169>>145353181>>145353182>>145353191yes if you go frame by frame you can see he decides to go for a double leg and misses the back leg causing him to faceplant
>>145353185Francis Ngannou.
>>145353169That’s how DDP fights. Everything is herky jerky and awkward
Is Moicano really good or is Poirier badly washed?Saint Denis looked pretty good against Dustin, but like an absolute can against Moicano.
>>145353168Clear to Lucas Tracey fans
>>145353222Dustin flushed poowha
>>145353222Dustin's wins don't hold up so well after Illia heemed max
>>145353222poirier was fucking around in the benoit fight because he knew benoit suckedhe never got taken down, he kept giving benoit the back after failing his 10 guillotine attempts
>>145353131Darren Till is a gorilla
ilia needs to fight dustin for the interim bmf belt and then winner defends it against conor
>>145353222BSD is crap
>>145353262Canor is never fighting again
What does Dee look like these days or is Canor losing that too
>>145353292She's a proppa slampig now meit. As full and fertile as oirish soil.
>>145353222BSD isn’t good and his chin is gone now. He’s a can crusher with zero fight IQ
>>145353292He's sculpted her into a pure coked out bimbo. Pretty based
>>145352987This has ruined my morning. I am mentally weemed
>>145353292Conor has been drinking, doing coke, and fucking hundreds of people for the last ten years and Dee stays by his side. Bitches sure love money
>>145352893Rogan is a 5/10 comedian at best. I hate his stupid podcast and I’d rather watch 3 hours of that than 45 minutes of standup
>>145353337Topuria hits harder than Justin Gaethje, not that he hits hard.
why the fugg do they keep changing to new captchas?favorite female fighter?
>>145353337Topuria hits harder than Goobinderjeet, not that he hits hard.
>>145353397Wonder why all these guys get staph constantly. Fucking gross
merab gets beaten within an inch of his life sparring ilia. no wonder he fought o'malley like the punches only tickled.
>The available torrents for UFC 308 is 720p with good framerate or 1080p in shit framerate
NOOOOOOOO DANA YOU CAN'T TAKE MY TITLE SHOT AWAY FROM ME I BEAT POOLO COSTA NOOOOOOOOOO YOU PROMISED ME I WOULD GET THE BEXT TITLE SHOT AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>>145353417>watching a days old event
>>145353417you torrent fights? oh no bby, what is you doing? its not 2012 any more
>>145353441Khamzat isn't allowed in any western country because he is buddy buddy with an enemy of the United States Government. Hope this helps with understanding why he wont fight for a title
>>145353417This doo lives in the past
Belal Muhammed is the lineal BMF champion.
In many ways Gaethje ruined Max's chin
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
I'm gonna be completely transparent. I like Ankalaev and I think he is a good fighter
>>145353417I got a 1080 at 30fps if you want it
>>145353532effective at winning rounds under current rule set=/= good fighter
McGregor really exposed the dagestani rats in the pressers before fighting Khabib. He hit the nail on the head about everything
Just had sex with a biological female (XX chromosomes) by the name of Alexa Grasso
just fight sterling you old piece of shit volk
>>145353562You attack me?
>>145353562i want to do spinaroos while down her throat
Will chiwiwis ever touch the belt?
>>145352432>Brazza, I the best in the world. No featherweight can take my lightweight belt from me. Cam on, you know this.What a fraud. *all* of his big wins are against featherweights.
>>145353626Idk
>>145353611
>>145353674my girlfriend by the way
>>145353727Why do you respond to a pedophile?
O'Malley at 145lbs kills poopooria
You're just going to say Topuria was too small when he loses and then complain about Islam fighting featherweights Also that fight is never happening because Islam is likely to move up after fighting Arman, win or lose
>>145353741When you claim everyone is a pedophile, no one is.
>>145353727
ilia weathers the storm and then finishes aspinall in the later rounds
>islam>move upSTFU retard
>>145353741Someone has to?
the green bitch is a pedophile
>>145353222Dustin was taking the piss, he went for the meme guillotine 7 times
>>145353755Zesty
>>145353746ilia is the same size as volk if not slightly bigger. the standard has been set by volk vs islam 1. if ilia does worse it will only be his fault.
T city out here looking like a sexy caveman
Fluffy Hernandez is cumsplat chimpaev kryptonite but you are not ready for this conversation
>>145353928I know a thing or twenty about sucking fucking cock, and that guy on the left? Dead to rights.
>>145353746>islam is likely to move up No he’s not. Brazzas do not fight bigger men.
>>145351229he cute
T-City out here lighting up Joanna Zanella-Schaub's inbox
Ilia Topuria. So hot right now.
>>145353941Periodt sister, they are so not ready of that convo!
khamzat and strickland should sit back and wait to see if brundage can solve the dricus puzzle
the thing about the dricus puzzle is that none of the pieces fit together, as if they come from different sets
Israel Adesanya has lost 3 of his last 4 fights
Felder actually said max was busting him up lmao the fucking clown needs to never get near a microphone ever again dumb ginger bitch lmao
Ilia would starch belal
>>145353965Khamzat moved up
>>145342778What i don't understand about shitters such as Strickland, Leon, Belal, etc. is.. when they watch a good fight, such as Orolbai vs Rebecki, where both guys are taking huse risks when trying to put down each togheter, and the crowd is cheering mid-fight and applauding at the end of rounds, don't they feel a certain envy? Or a desire to be cheered and applauded like that? I'm not a fighter but if i see someone at the workplace doing something and getting instant praise i'd feel envy and try to emulate what they're doing in my own work and i believe this is the normal human response to this.
>>145354202You know Ilia is 5'3 right?
Max is taller than Islam belal so just imagine how easy Ilia would find his heeming range and simply heem
topooria is so fucked
>>145354237THE Islam Belal?
>>145354207The funniest out of all of them is Strickland with his "we're going to fucking war out there guys" preamble
>>145354241post webm of him shitting his pants after the max ko
>the threat of Diego Lopes is so big the caucasian midget is already thinking of moving up to face Makhachev in a non-threatening fight for him
>>145354207Oralbai and Rebecki will never be champions. Why would former champs care at all about what they're doing?
>>145354280Lobussy got dawgwalked by a c-tier brazza, he’s not a championship level fighter
>>145354281This is just example of a good fight that is very recent so everyone knows what i'm talking about. I don't mean that fight necesseraly.
THE diego lopes who went to war with danny gay, the guy who got schooled by lerone murphy on saturday?
>>145354241>lost to Dan Ige
>>145354349not just any dan gay, dan gay on 1 hour notice
>>145354320off the couch, without any experience fighting in the UFC, still went the distance and nearly subbed the brazza multiple times, yeah, i'm thinking it's over for "El Matador"
Max was like "haha I'm jabbing you up ACK"
>>145353746Yeah, because Islam *EXCLUSIVELY* fights featherweights and I'm tired of it. Why are the brazzas always quick to call out guys in the weight class under them? I've never heard one of those rats ever mention an opponent their own size or bigger.
Yeah im thinking TURDporia pulls a volk and gets heemed by GOATslam
Ilia would starch Colby and easy
Max Holloway, UFC athlete at 32 years old.
>>145354343The truth is all these fighters have had good fights, but to fight in a way that consistently wins you will inherently minimize risk. It's what it takes to become champion, but more importantly stay champion. Leon's problem was he literally would not do anything outside of his gameplan even if it meant losing the round, which is retarded. Also Belal is more entertaining than people give him credit for.
>islam got fucked up by volk >charles got fucked up by cub swanson >garth got fucked up by max >dustin got fucked up by tkz >dookie dan got fucked up by arnold allen lightweight sissies simply can't compete with featherchads. toporio would knock islams block off
>>145354382why are you making shit up? Islam called out Leon and Khamzat called out Pereira, it was Ilias who mentioned Islam first
>>145354357huh? he dominated Danny Gay for most of the fight, and he didn't even train for him.
Bruh
Lets be real, the only reason toPOOPria beat max was becuase max is a reachlet.
The power Ilia generates is immeasurable by any instrument in the entire universe
>>145353746Ilia is nanoscopic, if this fight happens it is not a good win for Islam. But at the same time there is absolutely no one good to fight at lightweight so it's better than the alternatives. Islam will also not move up because Belal Muhamad is not losing the belt anytime soon.>>145353744
>>145354413OOOOOO HAWAIIAN KEEEKBOOXAH ONEINONNEIENONEOHIO
>>145354447>if this fight happens it is not a good win for IslamI doubt you think they actually give a fuck >Belal Muhamad is not losing the belt anytime soonplease no
>IM THE BEST ANTI WRESLTER OF THE DIVISION>*gets taken down in the first second*Reddit bob xirsters...
Conor tkos people when Ilia hits them they don't fucking move
>>145354447Shavkat is taking that shit right away lmao
Ilia would quite literally kill Connor. Imagine all the loss of neuroplasticity Connor has experienced from prolonged cocaine abuse. He was literally twitching out on that interview with Gyllenhaal looking like Pete Doherty.
Conor off a Perc 30 literally murders Illia
TURDporia was struggling with a guy conor dominated start to finish.
Ilia Chads on top of the world rn
Baby max turned prime Canor into a wrestler, Ilia colds him in 1
Conor off a bender murders his kids
>>145354532More like on the top of the step ladder
>>145354536Conor Benoiting out would be crazy
Nina Marie Daniele
Ilia apturo topturo
Daniel D.C Cormier
>>145354366Diego had like 30 fights, was clearly in shape, everybody goes the distance against Evloev and his memem submissions attempts weren't clese at all.If anything Mosvar was the one disavtenge by the short notice nature of the fight as he didn't have time to prepare for Lopes unusal style while his own is more typical.
Francis D.C. Ngannou
Crazy to think Jon Jones would dominate Asspinal any way he wanted.
Jong Jongs
>>145354587Why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person?
>>145354272The only one shitting his pants after the Max KO, was Max himself.
>>145354597Kek, Asspainal finishes Jog Jones in 30 seconds and you know dis, brazza.
>>145354405Doesn't matter, 100% of Islams "good" wins are over featherweights. Absolutely pathetic.
>>145353746Islam is a weird case where he is an excellent fighter from a generation of lightweights that didn't manage to reach the top, so he ends up with no one to fight but soon-to-retire lightweights and undersized featherweight champs. He never had the chance to show good he is because there is no one good and in their prime for him to fight against, it is actually sad when you think about: imagine training like a mf your whole life to be an absolute phenom in your craft and having no chance to truly show it.
>>145354597
*wins*
How Ilia moves his head is so aesthetic and fluid, literal mma eye porn
Tony can still win that fucking belt
>>145354609sorry zhang i cant understand your accent what was that?
>>145354614>okay well I was completely wrong but [MOVES GOALPOSTS]
>>145354629Little sausage of a ting
GO OUT AND LOOK AT THAT MEWN
Daniel "Double Cormier" Cormier
>>145354613Jones subs and clubs asspiss inside one round
>>145354617>He never had the chance to show good he is because there is no one good and in their prime for him to fight against>Volk 1>life and death with one of those soon-to-retire fighters
Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic. Old vs Oldest. Yeah, let's eat shit out of the toilet while we're at it. Madison Square Guardian. What a fight ladies and gentlemen.
>>145354573>Actually the guy in full camp was the one in disavantage
>>145354617at least you finally admitted that shartles was never good
>>145354114To be fair max was landing some good shots, because he is pillowfisted it wasn't causing a whole lot of damage but he landed some good shots.
>>145354688hey man show some respect those are goats youre talking about
>>145354237But they are hecking heavier you chud.
I dont even wanna imagine how bad Islam would fuck up turdpooria
once those two old farts finally leave we can get real heavyweight title fights like tom aspinall vs sergei spivac. god i cant wait
>real heavyweight title fights >sergei spivac
>>145353548I have the 1080p 30fps, that's shit framerate in my books
>>145354774I bet he would headkick.
Levels.
>>145354818150 fps is shit 30 fps is unheard of
>>145354818https://watchmmafull.com/new/1
>>145354707He was good, but no one can be good during a fight with: fighting in enemy turf + being withered down by the weather + your coaches being bribed by the oil sheiks into giving you bad advice + sea snake venom in your electrolites + opponent on IVs + being posssed by a djinn + every imam in a 100 radius praying for your downfall + frog poison in the vaselime applied by the cutman + anti-holy ilumination barrier in the arena + very small scorpions inside your gloves.You should learn a thing or two about mma before talking smack
>>145354847turned him into korean zombie
>>145354847Ilia is essentially Gaethje here
Know why they call him Pisslia Turdpooripeea? Because he's a pile of fucking shit.
>>145354885bros on that hyper copium
>>145353630Topuria has officially been a lw since he heemed Herbert.
Can topuria beat the bmf curse?
>>145354925Turdporia isn't a BMF
>>145354940chandler moved on, the fans moved on, dana moved onconors living in the past
>>145354885>>145354913Oops, forgot to mention one of worst disavantages he had: The lion curse™
>>145354953>chandler moved on, the fans moved on, dana moved onI haven't
>>145354953Conor is living on da bleedin mewn ya muppet
>>145354940Conor vs bryce Mitchell at the apex is all this has been is worth
Just saw a terrible film absolute PFL quality
Bobby lostBlessed BMF lostthis semen slurping sport is not for me
>>145354857Guess I'm just getting old because I've never trusted streaming sites like these, but sure looks like a better alternative than torrentsHas NBA as well which is what I've been looking for
>>145354760Wrong general and that's not a fun fact
Biggest fights to make right now:Khamzat vs DricusPereira vs AspinallMax vs IslamConor vs volkanovski
just give movsar his title
>>145355096https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/
>>145354885Do you think Pereira's voodoo magic can beat fighting in abu dhabi against a muslim?
>>145355132>advertising or begging
>>145355136Alex has every soilent enthusiast from here (chadland) to perth saying chama I think he's winning the magick battle
Max lost like a bitch
Like Max lost a bitch
>>145353397fucking hot
Khamzat will become a triple champion.
>>145355184Thawlts on the Helwanis claiming Columbus is one of their own b?
>Can Blacowshit tapped>Map Hollowgay was knocked outI won.
>>145355223Any other fighters you suspect of being pedos?
>>145355247Aspinall has a dodgy face and a pedo stache
>majority decision >injury tkotitle shot now
>>145355171>>145355182nordic consensus?
>>145355136Just because he has magic himself doesn't make him immune to magic. Last year he got beat by The white lion curse™ alone, so i don't think so. He's probably immune to djinn possession because of the spirits he already carries with him but would suffer from all the other shit the same.
>>145355169Post more so I can decide if this is a story loss or not
>>145355254ADS
>>145355271forgot pic
>>145355247Brandon MorenoCalvin KattarCory Sandhagenbut honestly there is not enough proof there except for Moreno.
>>145355259We're in the planning stage still b waiting for Denmark's input
>>145355257KDS
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Shartles was never good. Just goes to show how shallow the LW division really is.
>>145355288Sandhagen certainly has the look
309 might be the worst numbered card of all time
The game is over. I won. Justice prevailed.I knew that eventually, the universe would sort it all out. And it did.The two biggest pedophiles in the sport both got humiliated and lost like two coward losers.I never once doubted my instincts and never lost my faith.
>>145355322Disgusting hair, fat, tattoos Yeah that's a yikes from me. You guys would fight to the death to simply smell one of the many dimes I fuck
>>145355215his parents actually worked tho
Nigga schaub Nigga schaubNigga nigga schaub
Talmbout working yourself into a shoot brother hh
>>145355366
Ilia kissed the former king of Spain on his bald head lmaoo what a fucking legend my boy is
Mountain Tiger
Fuck you nigger
Dana gave Ilia a check for 2M
>>145351229He's really good. Had Rakic on the back heel almost the whole fight.I don't miss his fights since they started getting weird, the draws and NC.He just looks funny and doesn't talk, like Pereira except without that freshly manslaughter gaze.I think he'll dethrone Pereira, but maybe not by KO, just some weird shit will happen inthe cage
We dont use that word here
>>145355440
Kwabnor McBeggar
How Ilia remained calm and heemed the pitter patter point fighter was beautiful on so many levels. Fight of the year.
>>145355456We use nigga here
Pawn "Dana You Promised" Pleaseland
Nigger topuria
>>145355490
>>145354647My first and prominent point is that Islam only fights featherweights, which is true. 100% of his good wins are over featherweights. He's 0-0 in top level competition against guys his own size.
>>145355490What are you implying
Thinking about Ilia
>>145355490great post
>>145355499Islam has beaten the top 5 fighters in his own weight class. Apart from Garth who got dirt napped by one of the FWs you're complaining about
schaub o malley
>>145355520I've lost worse don't beat yourself up so much fren*hie at least you got some croissant while it was fresh iykwim
schaub strickland
>>145355520Just imagine, as that baby popped out of her cunt, it's head scraped off all the years of dried nigger semen build up on her crusty vaginal walls
>>145355558'Fraid so
>>145355501I aint implying anything, he said so himself
>>145355520Didn't she have heem intercourse with the gucci gang mexican eww eurgh even
>>145355571>Just imagine, as that baby popped out of her cunt, it's head scraped off all the years of dried nigger semen build up on her crusty vaginal wallsENOUGH WITH THE CÜCK POSTING
>>145355490i bet you wouldn't say that to his face
>>145355618Kek thos doo needs to buy clothes at the children's aisle
>>145355588What ever happened to our precious Europe b>>145355602Sincerest condolences and I change my opinion this is a story loss
>>145355672C'est mieux d'avoir aimé et perdu que de ne jamais avoir aimé du tout mon amis
>>145355618This guy looks like he can crush a case of apple juice
>>145355722See anons there is someone out there for everyoneEven a whore like Eva Lovia was able to find someone that would impregnate her
>>145355722I'm a milfheemer era meng heemer this stuff means little to me b
Why do these porn whores think they can just have a normal life after years of rimming nigger anuses on camera?
>>145355802If the pa*i's parents haven't yet arranged him a victim I'm afraid (dreadfully so) that it's too late for him
Ilia owns hunter
>>145355618He's the one who said it
Eating onions
if you would have told me 5 years ago that sergio ramos would be ufc champion, i would have thought you were crazy
>>145354818>>145353417>thinking 60fps is better than 30fps for live footagefaggot!
>>145355896no one knows who that is
>>145355911It's the bong from the band who just died
Fighters peaked in the early 2000's era. Prime for prime.
>>145355928oasis? i thought they just reunited
>>145351540why did ref teabag max?
C-call m-me p-pls me woife is a balloon
>>145355940They're bongs wtf I used to like them NOT anymore
Sergio Ramos heems suckerberg
>>145342778I saw Umar in the grocery store today and I ducked him
don't worry mr aspinall, your rose is on the way
>>145355997Should have punched him in the face habibiHe should know his place
is there a worse matchup, stylistically, for Max Hollowbones than a brolic manlet with stone hands?
>your wife is a towel mateShittalk wise, did he peak here? IMO yes
>hit the showers kook TRANSPIRED
why didn't he just refuse to get heemed
>>145356046what about the time he said he was going to buy khabib's family home and take a big stinky irish shit in it
TURDporia is a discount gooby clobe. He will be buckbroken by discount khabib (evloev)
>>145356077holy fucking kek this image is one of the better stills ive seen in ~10 years of watching the semen slurping sport. looks like it should have the shutterstock watermark tiled over it just based on how absurd it is
Any anons been to an event recently or is everyone here barely making it?I remember that one German programmer guy who has money and flew to USA to watch a eventStill mirin
>>145356092fuck, i never saw that one, that is neck and neck with "your woife is a towel m8"
>>145356118>paying premium to watch the same thing on another TV while crammed in between random smelly drunkslol do wagecels really?
>we have Ilia Topuria at home >the Ilia at home
>>145356109I like this one also.
>>145355446>Had Rakic on the back heel almost the whole fight.That was his gameplanRakic could have won that fight easilyI've underestimated Ankalaevs strikingHe aint as dog shit as I thoughtHope Chama knocks him out cold
Conor may have the worst case of BDS we’ve ever seen
>>145356143You should go out more
Conor may be the most based man we've ever seen
Curtis Blaydes may have the worst case of IBS we've ever seen
>>145356158BOOOORNS VICTIM LOOKIN TING
derrick lewis is fighting again next week
>>145356107Ilia and Gooby really don't fight a like at all. Ilia is a pretty decent Muay Mat fighter and continually shows high fight IQ, like when he went for that inside trip on Max at the end of round one, but timed it with the overhand so all the judges thought he got a knockdown and gave him the roundMcGregor was a karate stance fighter who was basically an IQ test. He had one mode of fighting and could be solved with relative ease
My heem filled with niggas talmbout bigger fatter niggas
Ilia will buy conors shitty pub and turn it into a Mexican restaurant
Stipe will heem.
>>145356247Lol.
>>145356247
Damn Emma Vigeland talmbout the heeming of the poohessess liberty broken clocks I guess
Ilia had so many attractive people in his entourage it felt refreshing after the eyesore muzzies all night
>>145356173It was impossible for Rakic to win. He's a finishlet and the decision could only be given to Ankalaev because it's Abu Dhabi and he's not only non muslim but a Serb at that, the most hated ethnicity for muzzies. He was guaranteed to be robbed and he can't finish anyone. It was practically a fixed fight.
>>145356306>I hate it when the male fighters aren’t sexually attractive enough
>>145356324speak for yourself
I HATE it when the male fighters arent SEXY
>>145356324It's not a sexual thing b. The Peak District is beautiful but I'm not trying to fuck it. No one prefers to look at an ugly thing.
>>145356306What are you a fag
dricus and ilia (attractive) (good)khamzat and islam (unattractive) (evil)
>>145356358Snod's Edge mogs it
>>145356307He wasn't robbed I think all judges gave him the first roundHe lost cos he isn't smart enough to realise he was losing and had to actually throw some punchesHis coach is a retard that should be blamed, but serbs are loyal, he will not change his coach The hatred towards Muslims is exaggerated
>>145356363Dricus is only attractive to homos, women prefer Zatdaddy’s primal aura
>>145356376Whenever there's a forced meme that's widespread it's probably some mmaguru thing his indian army are spamming online
obsessed
>>145356405>Whenever there's a forced memeWhat meme, am I missing something?Guru is OK in my book
>>145356376Yes Ankalaev's win was actually legitimate on the night, but the Abu Dhabi judges were going to render the same verdict irrespective of the fight itself.
Someone got heemed.
>>145356405GDS
Saar you are obsessed saar please do redeem the streamer saar he is one of us fellow Whites saar
>>145356426Well in this case making a big deal out of judges and weigh ins only the first fight was really bad imo
Imagine if cowboy didnt take a dive and decked mcpisser
>>145356427Maybe who knowsI don't trust the Saudis as wellBut this loss is only on Rakic
>>145356459Heem told me he did it for a coupon to wendy's and a hotdog from the stadium
>>145356493>>145356493>>145356493
>>145356510>>145356510>>145356510
>>145356458After what they did to Bivol any fight there should be questionedGuru to be fair said it's understandable since same thing used to happen in usa /Brazil and it's OK to call the bias towards Muslim fighters
>>145356306come to tbilisi luv
