Tyrique StevensonTyrique Stevenson (29) is supposed to be following Noah Brown (85) the whole wayBut he never gets connected to him, in part because he was smack talking with Commanders fans the whole time
More TDsMore YardsMore WinsMore AccuracyMore MVPs
This has enormous playoff connotations too if Commies don't win their division, or only win by a single game.Worth visiting in a couple months to see if he's the KWABOTY for this, but a very solid nomination
>>145346326Rammies sneaking up the division ranks
>>145346326
Stop making threads early Also, my Reddies
>>145346326So how quickly is he getting fired?
>>145346417Now that the word is out, immediately. He'll land in Chicago and clean out his locker.
>>145346415Better than it being split on game day, and lets be real this Tyrique guy needs to be laughed at
KWAB
>>145346400For me, it's still Manny Machado and the Padres.
>>145346326KWABOTYOAT
>mfw a burrs fan
>>145346464That guy sucks ass
My rammies will beat the queefs in the sb
>>145346441>Tyrique guyWhat a fucking KWAB of the year
CRAZY: mahomes could take the next 3 years off and still have more total TDs than Brady had by his 10th season
>>145346497dare you to type that out
Gayleb's reaction to the Dragon is priceless
>this Chiefs fan that is absolutely addicted to Tom Brady It's really sad, this man spends every waking moment thinking about Tom Brady. Even Brady's biggest supporters think about other things in their day to day lives.
>>145346597You can read his lips>MAN I NEED A BUSSY POUNDING SOMEONE FOLLOW ME NOW
>>145346608What's funny is Brady beats him out as Mahomes biggest supporter!Brady's even the GOAT at being Mahomes fan
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1850638479526642041i wonder how the people who have to talk about this team feel? its a broken record. You have been bad for so long that there are kids who have started school and are now in college during this drought. People have died, families have been made, relationships spurned and created, but you still didnt make the playoffs or even sniffed more than 10 games. its easily the most embarrassing team in the NFL's history. 124 in 124 when it comes to American sports, and the only person who is happy is the owner who raises season ticket prices.
>>145346415gratz on the W
Feels good bros
Go bills
>>145346663based Jay Schroeder fan
>>145346326if the Bears miss the wildcard by a game, they're gonna find this guy at the bottom of Lake Michigan
>>145346608>>145346623>someone says Brady is better than Mahomes>I respond with data showing Mahomes is superior in every way possible>I'm somehow obsessed with Brady
Is he the MVP? He has to be
>>145346326Pride cometh before the fall.
>>145346696It's him or Allen for me right now. Derrick Henry too if neither is impressive by the end of the year and he's close to breaking the RB rushing record
>>145346639The Lions had that for the better part of a century.
lazering off jennies robo tiddies with a 10 million dollar laser i bought by scamming jenny fags of all their cash
*ruins your Team's hope*
>>145346597>'BUT I PUT UP 15 ON DEM!!!'the entire franchise is trash. so glad my bills didn't pay that bum Edmunds. get prime time games all the time and put on absolute stinkers usually scoring under 20 points. fuck da bears.
>>145346698>fantasizing about fucking a robot child from a cartoon.why are raiders fans like this
>>145346693Posting stats in everyones face is such a 1 SB Ringlet thing to do fellow Chiefs anon. I did it a lot too before the Eagles win, and now that they're a dynasty? Don't expect me to ever spend hours posting charts and stats about how Mahomes is X to do Y and Z.This year especially proves he's going to do whatever it takes to win games no matter how ugly the statline is. Gotta chill man
>>145346731Are you not full of pride right now?
Don't worry Bears bros, you'll have another chance at a good QB in 2027ish based on the going trendSurely they won't draft the wrong guy again, right?
>>145346784the guy you're responding to isn't a chiefs fan he's a brady hater
>>145346370why he lookin at me tho
>>145346784If Mahomes keeps playing like this I'm going to have to retire.
Somewhere, he is watching over Jayden and the game today
>>145346326Let's cut the crap for a second: Winston isn't a slouch. College champ, Heisman trophy winner, and he's thrown for 5k yards in an NFL season. Couple that with a league worst Ravens pass D, and today isn't some anomaly.
>>145346326Nothing personnel Baltimore, but a man's gotta eat
R*skins? No, I'm a Commanders fan
>>145346880>Nothing personnel Baltimorecorrect
>>145346784I don't just post stats for the sake of posting them. Someone started the GOAT debate in the previous thread and I'm just continuing it. I just like winning debates. I have nothing against Brady.
>>145346880Kyle Hamilton will be haunted by that last drop until he dies
Redskins dropped 481 yards on that “great” Bears defense!Let me repeat - FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ONE YARDS!
>>145346897You've been making these posts for months and months and months. Has Patrick Mahomes once thanked you for your hard work?
crazy winston put up 3 games of watson stats in just 1 game
>>145346897all you do is talk past everyone this isn't a debate
My premature kwabooty of the week award goes to lamar sackson
>>145346924Reffies took away 3 TDs and handed 1 to the bears too.The reffies were defeated this week
>>145346924>RedditskinsCOMMANDERS*
>>145346933lol, bro Rodgers ain't a leader.If KC makes the SB this year, he's surpassed Montana in career playoff wins already....
CHADmanders
Winston has always been based. Why does the league always treat him like a backup when he's easily better than about half of the bums currently starting in this league?
>>145346897> (you)
>>145346956Chicago crime rate just tripled
Chudmanders
>>145346960>when its all said and done Rodgers is going to have a worse playoff career record than Brett Favrewew,
>>145346962BASED Jayden killing dem bears
Are you allowed to wear Redskins gear to Northwest Stadium or do they turn you away at the gate for racism?
>>145346326Kek what a Bear
>>145346787No, it'll take more than one miracle play for me to have pride in my team again after decades of heartbreak.
>>145347006COMMANDERS* gear
>>145346971Me on the right (I have crippling alcoholism)
>>145347023No, Redskins. Can you wear Redskins gear at NW stadium?
>>145346963I love him for the fact that he didn't get corrective laser eye surgery until after he was in the NFL
>>145347036This also happened to a major league catcher named Wilson Ramos. Ramos, was also kidnapped by a Venezuelan cartel once
>>145346924With Daniels playing at like 70% no less
>>145347023you're not funny
>>145346326>KWABNope, thats a dumbass of the year
>>145347006Like 90% of DC still rocks Redskin's gear.t. In DC for work the last 2 years (unfortunately)
>you're dumb for taking an RB in the first
>>145346975Fug he's lookin old.
>>145347006Of course you can wear it stillSaw a funny comment from a few years ago that Redskins apparel was the second most worn at WFT games, just behind the visiting team's
>>145347005Every talking head at Fox, CBS, Disney an such kept saying Bears were 'gud' -meanwhile Washington was their ONLY .500 team and they got bopped.
Bretty fucking nice Hail Mary. I don't pay attention to the Commies, but I thought Mariota was going to start?
Purdy is undefeated when he has all his Avengers. Makes you wonder if the Chiefs win that owl if Deebo doesn't go down.
>>145347125Daniels practiced a little on Friday and was announced as the starter like 2 hours before kickoff
>>145347108Sr looked old im his early 30s, as did Petty some people just dun age well desu.
>>145347126They do. Trannyhan is literally incapable of beating Andy Reid, greatest HC of all time.
licking and tonguing jennies robot butthole and getting oil all over my face (her big butt makes it hard to wipe good) (and thats a good thing)
>Bears fan boys went into hiding
>>145347126I hate that Nick Wright has established all the jargon that people use to discuss Brock Purdy.
Death to the bears inshallah
>>145347106I appreciate you stating that the raiders should have taken a punter in the first round
>>145346377
>>145347201Makes sense.After a full game of the refs trying to hand it to them, they lost in the most humiliating way imaginable after laughing at commanders fans
>>145347217the avengers was a good call thoand its not Nick Wright's fault he was the only talking head to not annoit him Brady 2.0
iggles are 3-0 in the baldianni era
>>14534718549ers were winning the owl until Deebo got hurt
>>145347201finna just hibernate for a bit
>>145346565He could play forever and he'd still be 0-2 against Brady in the postseason
>>145347242>mwf the Cowboys win tonight
>>145347217I honestly didn't know that he came up with it. I just saw people were using it because it was really gay
>>145347262Cool. They were also winning the last Owl. Chiefs are unquestionably the best 4th quarter team in the league, as well as the best come from behind team.
>>145347217I didn't think calling somebody Cock Purdy would be acceptable on network tv, but I guess the FCC has loosened up over the years.
>>145347268He'll also never lose to Dak Prescott, Nick foles, or Eli Manning in the postseason.
>>145347271Nick Wright has given me white boy confidence to act like a chad despite my 4/10 looks.I too will get a 7/10 black qween
>>145347285He's not on network TV. He's on cable tv, and there's actually no restrictions for what goes on on cable TV. At least, no restrictions levied by the FCC. Cable network heads themselves do have restrictions for the purposes of advertisers
>>145347310Jews aren't white
Zach Wilson has a better record than Aaron Rodgers as a Jete.
>>145347334white people can have crooked big noses too anon
>>145347296And Mahomes lost twice to the guy that lost to those guys. Grim.
>>145347325Huh. So he did come up with Cock Purdy? Kinda based.
>>145347334This post was brought to you by the same people who said The following >Italians aren't white>Poles aren't white>Irish aren't white>Germans aren't white>French aren't white>Anglos aren't white>Jalen Hurts is white
>>145347362Jews don't consider themselves white either (except the times they're pretending to have white guilt)
>>145347254>skinheadiannim
>>145347362I thought nick was Italian tbdesu..
>>145347108Dale Jr is 50, sponsored by alcohol brands for forever, and unaware of sunscreen. What do you expect him to look like?
apologize, niggers.
>>145347350>>145347362Hello kike
>>145347398THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>145347392According to Wikipedia>Wright is of partial Polish-Jewish descent through one of his grandfathers. He also has Irish and Italian ancestry and was raised Roman Catholic.[26] He and his wife have one child and his wife has two other children from other relationships.[27]
>>145347227based
>>145347398Every week we have to put up with you retards crowning your QB for beating the panthers.Every single week
Today I learned the Commies actually play in Maryland meaning one of the most irrelevant states in the union actually has 2 NFL teams.
>>145346956>bo wins>jayden winsreffie xisters on senpukku watch.
>>145347334I know he's gonna go crazy on TV someday, but I love his crazed degenerate gambler energy somehow mixed with real nigga credentials. Like his lifelong involvement with the Negro League Baseball Museum.
>>145347418TIL. Neat, didn't know Missouri had a Polish line, Italy sure but :3
>>145347440The jest and gnats play in New Jersey. KWAB.
>>145347413>Denver's multiracial population is 13%, which is more than four times the national average. In fact, Denver's multiracial population is growing so quickly that it's larger than the multiracial populations of New York City, Washington, D.C., and San Francisco
>>145347428The panthers are an top 33 team in the entire world, beating them is huge!
>>145347470It's a joke, retard.
>>145347453>Sir, this is a Wendy's.
>>145346664based. i love bills whores.
>>145347418>Polish-Jewish descent through one of his grandfathers. He also has Irish and Italian ancestryfucking kek, the trifecta of hated groups in Western Europe, only thing that'd make people see him more of a villain is if he had roma and russian in there somewhere
>>145347485>I was merely pretending!At least you aren't a Gayder. Could you imagine?
>>145347460That I knew but Maryland is somehow even more irrelevant than New Jersey. And to have two teams in that shithole? Incredible. Next they're tell me the Eagles actually play in Delaware.
>>145347268brady winning with a coin flip kinda devalues it
>>145346377You have to account for the fact that Tom played most of his career in an era where defense was allowed
>>145346963He threw no less than SIX interceptions, two of which hit the Ravens in the hands, that they just couldn't actually hold onto. He's a reckless gunslinger, albeit a lucky one today. I'm incredibly curious to see if the media will report on all the Christian stuff he's spouting now that Watson is out.
>>145347503Oh, God no. That would be a fate worse than death.
>>145346818When he said everyone he meant everyone
>>145347503
who was in the wrong here?
>>145347460>tfw if I tried to set that up I would hear my stepdad in my head hovering over and yelling at me some retarded intentionally confusing instructions so he could yell at me more and feel better about himself
>>145347440Ehhh.. Nobody claims DC, or wants to.. It has parts of Maryawoo, Virginia and PA. Yet has the crimerate of a mixture of Chicago and LA.
Well Falcons fans I hope you enjoyed Kirktober I'm sorry for what comes next
>>145347542You alright brah?
>>145346377 yet he lost twice to that guy>buuuut muh o linetaylor heinickle scores 20+ points on that defensezombie brees scored 20 on that defenserodgers was a rigged ref call away from winning against that defenseyou telling me the goat of goats couldnt put up more than nine points?
>>145347440The Commies were going to move to a new stadium ~30 minutes from my house in NOVA. But retreating from Maryland means surrendering fans to the Ravens at very little gain
Is the NFC dire enough for either of these dumpster teams to actually make the playoffs?
>>145347362I don't see a problem with anything you said.
>>145347006We live in America anon. You can wear it
The last time the bears bear a winning team with their starting QB?Week 14 2023Before that?Week 5 2021
>>145347584It was largely due to Muriels dumbass too nearly lost 3 teams.
>>145347362I don't see a bussy with anything you just said.
>>145347586I don't think either of these teams are making the playoffs
>>145347485Just like Denver itself.
The Commanders are kind of like that oddball cousin you never liked to hang out with growing up. He always weirded you out. You never thought he could make anything of himself. His parents were always mismanaging him. But now you see him again after a couple of years and he's graduating from community college and working part time at the Denny's. Now, would you trust them babysitting the kids? Probably not, but at least he's on his way.
Raiders fans, what's it like getting bullied by the Chiefs
I love smelling my fingers after rubbing my balls and digging in my ass.
>>145347622They want to Hop on the D.
>>145347586>calling the nfc a dumpster fire when there's only 4 teams in the AFC that could even be considered decent, and one of those 4 just lost to the browns
>>145347651They won the Owl last Christmas, they're fine.
>>145347571take away those QB's o-line and they score nothing against the bucs
>>145347584What a shame. NOVA didn't have enough traffic already.
>>145347398Nix is legit legit. Who would of known.Payton is a genius afterall
>>145347674NFC has a singular team, the Loins.
>>145347691>beat up on panthers >considered legit
This shit game is an absolute spaghetti factory.
>>145347696And the Packers, Vikings, Rams, and Falcons.
>>145347701>team record
>>145347696Lions, Commies, Rams
>>145347682copetaylor heinicke scored 20+ and almost beat that team and he sucks ass so that about evens out the no oline thingbrees couldnt throw more than 10 yards threw 5 ints and still scored 20 pointsrodgers pressured on every play and still nearly beat themoutplayed by taylor heinicke
>>145347701The Broncos have a greater point differential than the Chiefs.
My Berds would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>145347413incredibly based>>145347470SEETHING chicano. go hang yourself with some chorizo sausages faggot.
>>145347748Birbfren <3
Why did the Pats trade down to get Polk when they could have had Mcwhitey?
>>145347584Right there in hoodbridge off of minnieville? There was no way a stadium was gonna fit there, it was pipe dream form the start. I also heard aquia was a candidate, they were shopping all over town.
>>145347630The Commanders could definitely make the playoffs. The Bears probably won't though because the final stretch of their schedule is brutal.
>>145347754>Denver Racial Demographics:>White (Hispanic): 11.9%>Two+ (Hispanic): 8.63%>Other (Hispanic): 7.73%>Denver is nearly 30% spic (28%)Comedy gold.
>>145347428seething.....
>>145347802>he doesn't realize all the non whites in denver are raiders fansyou need to travel more fagboy.
>>145347741didn't know they all had 4 starters injured on their o-line and several o-linemen who were backups of backups.
Bears got cucked fortunately.
>>145347830yea but those are all extremely shit qbs compared to mahomes so they might as well have had no olineoh damn and they still put up more of a fight and points than the supposed savior of football
>>145347776Pretty sure he 49ers and cowboys
>>145347879>brees>shitno
>>145347846They did an awful job defending against the hail mary play. Daniels had over 12 seconds to throw and nobody on the Bears boxed out in the endzone except for Jaylon Johnson.
>>145347686>NOVA didn't have enough traffic already.I'm honestly pretty glad we didn't get it. PWC already refuses to widen roads any more, despite all that data center money. >>145347773>it was pipe dream form the startTrue. I don't think they'll ever move out of Maryland barring something crazy
>>145347924Coach should be fired. That one retard was in the stands talking shit. No control of the team
Which Chicago DB was it that was taunting the crowd during the hail mary?
>>145346664Are we back?
I still cannot believe the retards in media tried to force the narrative that the Jets were contenders. This is why no one likes your shit team. You're not the "heckin' plucky underdogs!", you're corporate New York slop that the media obsesses over just for existing. You will never be a good or real team. Kill yourself.
>you now realize the Clots could do a fake punt every single play (as in, after 4-5 of them the defense would know it was coming) and the punter would STILL have better passing stats than the """""quarterback""""" of their team
>>145347969That was my feeling last year. This year I just ignore it.
>Jahmyr Gibbs outrunning the entire titans defenseBased
>>1453463777>3, cope. seethe. dilate. kys.
6 straight, eat it bitches. You're next, Panturds.
>>145347792ALL SMILES
>>145347892Oh, in that case, he's probably right to be so skeptical.
Oh hey, Kittle remembered he's allowed to run after the catch.
>>145348014
>all the evidence on the planet was screaming at Poles to fire Eberflus and bring in an offensive HC to train caleb>he wanted to give Poles one more chance >now the entire staff is gonna be fired year 2 >just like with FieldsKek
>>145347960Kind of. This was a really dominating win against a fairly good team in a hostile environment. The Seahawks did have some bad luck like that fumbled snap and questionable decision like not running the ball but it was overall a good win for the Bills. 31-10 victory on the road is hard to nitpick and it was the first win against a team above .500 for the Bills.
>>145348047Classic burrs
>>145348043Spence knows we need to spend premium picks on a tackle and edge rusher in next year's draft.
Why the fuck hasn't Hurts' passing chart been uploaded yet? Next gen stats? more like SHIT gen SHITS
>Lost to the shit PatsWhat's next for these guys? When can we call the season a Loss?
>>145348094And there, THERE it is.
>>145348074Rodgers promoted to head coach.
>>145348074>I rated them going into the seasonMy bad
>>145348074Too much ayahuasca.
>>145348125NOT ENOUGH ayahuasca.
>>145348125>>145348138>This dosage of ayahuasca is just right.
>>145348074Today. The AFC is top heavy enough for a 2-5 team to recover and make a wild card. Losing to the awful Patriots and dropping to 2-6 is the final nail. I can’t believe I thought something of this team going into the season. The Jets will always be the Jets. It’s beyond over.
>>145348074
>>145346326Is this the defensive version of "we want the ball and were going to score
Shit Poopscott is so bad lol
>>145347059lmao, I miss Wilson
I think we know who will be the ROTW again. Sorry Calebsisters
>>145348074>instead of just demoting Hackett like they should've done from the start, the owner fires Saleh like an impulsive retard and the defense has taken a step back which offsets the offensive improvement
>>145347649Spot on. I could hear Uncle Colin in my head.
If Vikings fans can bitch about a facemask no-call when it would have been a safely anyway when they were down 8, then Bears fans can complain about the 6 holds that should have been called to ice that game.
>>145348271There was no doubt imo it was Jay's, Celeb beat on tomatos who haven't had a winning season in YEARS.
Just got home. What a fucking game.Check out a pic of me and da boys at the game. EPIC finish
>₮827,586,000,000 Mongolian tögrög
>>145348311The difference is the refs were bailing out the bears all game. Penalties are never called on a hail mary
>>145348316Neither have the Commanders you idiot
>>145348330Damn who is that geriatric nigga?
>>145348332>keeping the pinky down so he can still watchI see you Jerry
based
Crazy how all these teams look like world beaters until they play the Chiefs and take an L.
put trey lance in
>>145348351I'm a Caleb guy but at least Jayden hasn't looked completely out of his depth against good teams. Hopefully Caleb plays well against the division win or lose.
>>145348342When? Or were the Commanders just committing blatant penalties?
>lions hangover lasting two weeks for DallasBased
>>145347951Tyrique Stevenson. Decent player but only a sophomore which is how he acted.
>>145348397>stealing welfare moneyThey probably love him.
>>145348416If the bears beat the vikings packers or lions it'll be because of the defense, not Caleb
>>145348416Both teams are frauds that are getting hyped by the media.
>>145348432Some teams would cut players for dumb shit like that
>>145348451I just don't want him to spill his spaghetti.
>>145348451Okay. Caleb is a rookie and is a year younger than Jayden, you goddamn retarded illegal immigrant.
>>145348428it's not even the hangoverthe niners just own dallas
>>145348432>>145348468Is he fast? Can he field a punt?
>>145348418Well for one, refs bailed caleb out on 4th down with dpi when the game would have been over >but it was dpi!DPI does not exist if the ball is uncatchable
>BUT YOU GUYS TUA IS SO MUCH BETTER YOU'LL SEE JUST WAIT UNTIL HE'S HEALTHY AGAIN!I want Tua to die.
>>145348483Gonna be funny when JJ, who is a year younger than Caleb, comes in next year and is better too.
>>145347505
>>145348483>you goddamn retarded illegal immigrant.Lmao what a weird insult
>>145348492But it was catchable...
The Cardinals are now in 1st place in the NFC West. What the fuck.
>>145348074Dude screamed from the rooftops that he wasn't going to follow in Favre's footsteps, and yet he will go Packers->Jets-> Vikings in the end, after Darnold throws 4 picks in the wildcard round of this year's playoffs. But instead of getting refballed into oblivion in the playoffs like Favre did in year 1 when he should've won it all, Rodgers will just suck because they had traded away Jefferson to get him so they go 6-11
Hey y'all,I've had an idea to improve Survivor pools. What if you gave every player a BYE week? A one-off 'week skip' they can use instead of picking a team?
>>145348575>But instead of getting refballed into oblivionOr maybe don't throw dumb picks and have your RB fumble constantly.
>>145348558It was in no way catchable lmao, he air mailed itKeenan Allen's old ass is not jumping 5 feet in the air
>>145347310Unfathomably based
>>145348590Brutal.
Alright I can't watch this I'm falling asleep. G'nite
>>145348330Imagine if I assraped all of these faggots.
>>145348575The Vikings are not signing that bum, they have JJGaydgers can retire or go across the street to the giants
>>145347960i think it moves them up a little into "possibly winning a playoff game" territory after losing to the texans and ravens. very strong win against a solid team even with seattle without dk. going 5-4 the rest of the way should get them the division. doesn't look like that'll be all that difficult and there should be a lot of great games in there. >>145348311they were lucky to have been in that game at all the way they played the first 3 quarters. even more lucky caleb didn't get his knee blown out a few times the d went low or knocked out running around. sure wasn't the quick passing kind of game it should have been against washington. you don't live and learn if you don't actually live through games with teams like that. detroit d is sure looking forward to the bears twice.
>>145348624>they have JJwhere is he
>tfw bengals are back to mediocre irrelevance
>>145348621I'm not going to do that.
>>145348624McCarthy is a zero talent system babby.
>>145348642Currently being treated as the QB1 in the facility and doing VR training (like Daniels did) to prepare for next year.
>>145348644Why not, faggot?
>>145348590He had FINALLY gotten past the dumb picks, as evidenced by his statline on the season which was his most efficient of his career by a wide margin. it was the 40 late bounty hits/15 concussions (not a single one flagged because muh katrina) in the game that wrecked his brain and reverted him into maximum yolo Favre
>>145348645If he was a system baby then why is every single person drafted from the Michigan offense a total bust this year, and why has Michigan devolved into a dogshit team without him and Harbaugh at the helm?
>>145348504It'll be okay bro, after you retire you can move away so your dad can't beat you anymore. He can beat your shitass brother for losing the starting job on the Houston roughriders or Seattle battlecats or whatever.
lmao skip just deleted all his tweets from tonight what a retard
Mutt's Oopsies call backs. Second most is Matt Stafford at 10.
>>145348689LMFAO yeah it's totally McCarthy AND Harbaugh, not just Harbaugh. You got it, retard hahahaha
>>145348712He knows just how to keep you guys talking about him lol. I thought he got canceled.
>>145348712does he even have a show anymore?
Post webm's.
>>145348726Mccarthy was the most efficient QB in college in 3rd and long and 4th and long situations last year.>but Harbaugh didn't trust him!Herbert this year is on pace for sub 3500 yards and 19 TDs, the lowest of his career
>>145348750
>>145348750>>145348778
>>145348750what is this, a webm for horses?
>>145348780>Rocky
>>145348780>late hit out of bounds. lol.>that hat catch. kino. I wish I could get paid to beat up children half my size and weight.
Why did the NFL set the Cowboys schedule up to expose them so early on? Usually they would beat up on shit teams beforehand.
>>145348724I wish some autist would go through and count automatic first down penalties on 3rd and 4th down.
Where is my wife Temujin?
how did the commies become so based so fast? was the owner really a black hole of talent?
>>145348774After going against all precedent and common sense and letting Smiff lose his starting job to injury to the memer, it cost him a SB it destroyed all his faith in QBs
>>145348832With jews, you lose.
Is cfb better than nfl at this point? Nfl feels souless now
why is blue nail polish on toes so fucking hot, bros?it sends me into turbonut overdrive
>>145348780>Minnesota Gopher not giving a single fuck
Do it Jerry. Trade Micah to the Eagles. You cant afford him anyway. Do it.
>>145348867This, but black instead.
>>145348861they're both pretty dire
>>145348832Meme QB + the fresh-off-Snyder factor means all Goodell refball is being focused into them, which is why every other quarterblack is an absolute dumpster fire. Except Jameis, he runs on crab legs, not refball
>>145348750Cowboys tryouts.
>>145348888i dont even like feat but like turqoise/teal toenails just send me over the moon
>>145348832Yes, dan snyder was notoriously terrible. Constantly interjecting himself in decisions to force his coach to do stuff they did not want to. Forcing his coach to draft bl*ck qb's because they sell the most jersey's. shanahan did not want to spend a fortune to draft rgIII. gruden did not want to draft dwayne, etc. Gibbs winning a playoff game under him is more of a testament to him being a hall of fame head coach than winning three super bowls, winning them all with different quarterbacks, and winning one with a bl*ck qb.
commies being "based" lolmaybe when they were the redskins
>>145348861Did you see MY Northern East Alabama Institute of Culinery Excellence Blackbirds only lose by 35 instead of 65 this week?
>>145348932This is true, actually.
Every team that has made a conference championship game since 1996 may reply to this post.
>0 owls in last 28 yearsKek what a KWAB
Legitimately, when is the NFL going to step in and do something about this whole >black qb thing?
>>145348830It's the worst time of the weekSNF is basically over and it's time to sleep and prepare for the work week.
>>145348861It was, but all the NIL is ruining it extremely fast. Also, players being on teams that are on the other side of the country from their high school.
>>145348861NFL has always been soulless. I'd say cfb is worse though because it's in the process of turning into the NFL right now which is depressing to watch.
>>145348937>Not so fast commiebros
>>145348952the raiders lost
>Pay Dak 60mil>Can't get him helpWho fucking knew.
>>145348949white parents will continue to keep their kids from playing football (muh cte). i see nfl becoming an (even more) "black" league in the future
>>145348952Well, get some rest babe. Sorry your Raiders lost.
>>145348949clots got bullied into drafting him because the media would have been mean to them if they did not draft the obvious bl*ck qb bust. Their fault for caving in.
>>145348664He's awful. Their window is closed immediately.
>>145348975GIVE US MICAH YOU SENILE FUCK
>>145348932I'd even take Washington Football Team, at least that was unique in American sports. Commanders is just garbage, hot doodoo.
>>145349011Micah's gonna be a Commie next year
>jordan love gets hurt and goes out of the game >Malik Willis comes in>they start moving the ball efficiently and safely to win the game Lafleur won't admit it, because it would cost him his job, but Love is a system baby version of Favre
i liked the redtails conceptnot as much as redskins though
>>145349027Fuck you he's a future iggles legend.
Literally nothing is better than Redskins and there is no argument that can be made otherwise.
Caleb Williams today- 10/24 - 172 Total Yards- 0 Touchdowns- 59.5 RTG- LostJayden Daniels today:- 21/38- 378 Total Yards- 1 Touchdown- 92.7 RTG- WonThe OROY conversation is over. The rest of y’all can fight for second place
>>145349041Yeah nah, not when he said he'd follow where ever Dan Quinn goes
>>145349008I'm sure that's what you're hoping forYou'll be sorely disappointed next year though
>>145348949I really hate how I have to update my WOAT QB list to put him at #1. As a Cutty fan I despised Caleb Hanie so it makes me sad I need to bump him from the top spotFucking drunk ass Irsay, drafting a 7th round RB in the first and putting him at QB
>>1453489373rd most Super bowls all time. Only teams with 5 or more super bowls can reply.
>>145348949>75% completionsJared Goff type numbers.
>>145349059You wish homo. Also the Eagles are getting Ben Johnson who already turned you down.
>>145348949He's like the black bryce young
>>145349087You weren't alive for any of them lol
>VHS superbowls
>dvd superbowls
>>145349140He's unironically the black Jalen Hurts
>hieroglyphic suoerbowls
>cavepainting superbowls
>>145348989Actually people were surprised when they took him.
>>145349212Pic related
>>145347505What about in the owl tho
>>145348989Not really. They thought Steichen could turn him into Jalen Hurts but Jalen actually had a lot of experience and was coachable.
CJ Stroud isn't Black. Look at him. There's a whole lotta Crazy Horse and Runningfeather in that family tree
Colts shouldn't have given up on Carson Wentz and Frank Reich. Their decision to sabotage them will haunt them for at least another decade with bad QB play and no playoff appearances.
>>145349216>30% completion rate run-first QB in college>runs fast in combine>look at that speed, what a clearly obvious top 10 QB!It was just ESPN flexing that it can just talk a guy into being a top pick because of retarded GM-overwriting owners
Dak statpadding in garbage time
>>145349317Nothing will beat them convincing people Bryce Young was a #1 pick
Loins bros, how was the game today? Missed it but saw the score.
>>145349293Wentz was actually decent with the Colts in 2021. He could've become their guy but they traded him for day 2 picks and left Reich with worse quarterbacks, Matt Ryan and Foles who were totally washed at that point.
>>145349216I can't say I was, I figured he would he shit and they'd take him because of that. Not like a conscious decision but I figured they'd blow it.
>>145349371It really is sad how those final 2 weeks where he was indeed an absolute shitshow turnover machine completely overwrote the fact that he was a definitive top 10 QB the rest of the season
A fruit fly just flew into my beer.
>>145348793I really like this webm
>>145349407He just wants to get DRUK
>>145349370It was fun. Worried at first because the Titans look like they showed up to kick some ass. Tide shifted shortly after that though. At one point, taking away sack yards, they had 3 passing tds to 9 yards passing because of great punt returns and turnovers in Titans territory.
That might've been Dak's worse pass attempt ever.
>>145349407Heh, imagine how many make it in at the breweries. Probably not nearly as many that make it into wine but still. Do what they do and fish it out.
Name one QB less clutch than Dook
>>145349517HERE WE GO!
>>145349346>get two statpad drives>ok game on the line>0/4>worst throw ive seen all week includedone was a great throw but that first one was dookie
>>145349517Jimmy Garropolo
>Shit Shitshit
>>145349469Good to know. Glad it was an easy win. Let's see how next week goes.
More like Shat Prescot
>>145349517Less clutch? Tua. His brother when he played at Maryawoo is better. In December to March Tua dissapears into the ether
football is trash
>>145349588But in a fun way.
Not to interrupt the bears seethe and the commie celebration but that hail mary TD was pure luck
>jest>fraudgers
>>145349549
LMAODEM SOYS3RD IN THE DIVISION
Why didn't the mexican score the TD?
Back to the Basement for me
>>145349607I called it in the offseason
>>145349599That is all hail mary's.
reminder that the cowboys scapegoated kellen moore for McCarthy and Dak's buffoonery, and now they're 3-4 and he's 5-2 with a top ten offense in the league, and they can only statpad in garbage time when it doesn't matter.
Why was the gamethread deleted
>>145346696>throw for 85 yards>get benched in the 4th“No”
>>145349614So they can timeout the clock.
>jannies actually 404'd the threadlmao
Just made this compilation webm...lemme know what ya think.
>>145349614>mexicanHe’s from Indiana he embodies the 21st century American Enjoy
So who are the Chiefs playing in the owl?
>>145349614To get to the otherside
Stat Padscott is the greatest garbage time QB of all time
>>145349599Literally all hail marys are pure luck.
>>145349599luck is a skill
>>145349614It was no longer garbage time
>cowboys lost>thread instantly deletedlollmao
>>145349626why are they so mad?
>>145349622Jannies are power tripping faggots mad at American superiority
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>niners cowgirls gamethread deletedkek jannies sure are retarded faggotshttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145348873/
>teams rush three guys against five blockers, giving the qb time to throw the ball. >not all-out blitzing, giving the qb a few seconds at best. Why do teams do this when the hail mary has to be all of nothing?
They deleted the Cowboys/Niners thread? Why?
>>145349620Mfw i'm old enough to have seen cowboys last relevancy ._.
>>145349635hehehehehe
>>145349622Jannies are prob cowboys fans
>>145349626pure pottery
>>145346326Why are they like this?
Skip is a jannie!
>>145349645jannies are cowfag fans
Did the butt hurt cowboys Jannie delete the game thread?? Wtf
>>145349635blk boy's sissy clitties started leaking kek
That was the only win Kamala gets this week
>shitboys lose>thread prunedlollmaokeep seething jannies
Why can Dak only play well in garbage time?
seething janny kekboy fan o i am laffin
>>145349627Meh, he still makes millions of dollars and gets to go home and fuck his blonde, white, Trump-supporting wife
No one's posted that picture of Brock Purdy as a black guy so I went out and found it. Here you go.
well it's too bad the bears retarded themselves to death or >we'd be first in the nfc east nowbut we take those >daksplosive diarrheascott
>>145349629DetoiletKC 35DET 10
>SNF gamethread deleted as soon as the Cowboys lostHoly shit lmao
>>145349667He has zero clutch.
>>145349665>>145349669y-you have to post on topic stuff only>meanwhile posts like >>145349661 will stay forever
>>145349635>>145349636>>145349642>>145349645>>145349660my guess is someone reported op's pic for being political. jannies sure are clueless faggots
>>145349344Good luck getting through the only undefeated team in the NFL
>>145349677Todd bowels
>>145349667that was incredible, he played so well in garbage time the game was within reach, then he went back to being dogshit
>>145349675>whiteehhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i dunnnno jeeeeeeem.
>janny so mad he deleted the game threadseething cowshitter
>>145347649Jmac with the news>N-n-n-n-NOW>TURN ON THE NEWS
>bunch of fireworks going off in my neighborhoodYeah I'm thinking we're back!
>>145349690The script has the broncucks breaking their streak.
>>145349688Jannies post that webm in every single /nfl/ thread and have for weeks.
>>145349687Seethe more coombrain
Pounds Dak's upturned bottom over and over and over and over and over and over and over
>>1453497077-0so sad kek
why did the janny delete the gamethread? is he a cowboys fan? kek
>>145349687Shhh…. You’re noticing what goes on behind the curtain.
>>145349710Disregard previous orders, only post about football from now on.
>Bosa crashing the interview with a MAGA hatY'all catch that???
>>145348218>WHAT SECRETS DOES THE CRYSTAL BALL HOLD FOR YOU?
What franchise is a bigger disaster? The Jets or the Cowboys?The Jets Aaron Rodgers experiment has fucked the team probably for the next 5 years.Cowboys will probably have slightly prettier seasons, but they look doomed for as long as Jerry Jones walks the earth
>>145349707EVERYONE LOOK HOW ANGRY AND ANNOYED I AM GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW ANGRY I AM! GRRRRR!
>cowshits
>>145349725Thats why I came to the thread.
I’m certain bosa had on a make America greet again hat
Cowboys will go on a 6 game losing streak
Jerry Jones should have bought the chargers instead of cowboys.
>>145349681Most chiefs games have been pretty close. Why would that change vs the lions?
CeeDee is getting his upturned butt fucked too WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
>>145349667The real answer is that defenses play softer zone coverage in garbage time.
>>145349721Most of us noticed half a decade ago. Hence why people who treat this like preddit are mocked so mercilessly by the actual posters here.>>145349728Dude said he wouldn't fuck the dog and Mahomes got mad.
Chiefs could literally lose 80% of the rest of their games and still end up in the offs
>>145349707it's a newfag jannyfag
can chiefs go 17-0? who is the hardest team left on their schedule
>>145349730>Women when they see genetically inferior blk boy sissify clitties
Your team won today, right?
>>145349735
>>145349692They look a lot alike when you make Brock's skin black. That means John Harbaugh looks like Todd Bowles too
>>145349675>fuck his blonde, white, Trump-supporting wifeShe looks like a Walmart horse
>>145349746The refs. Mahomes is getting too salty too fast. He better be careful to piss off his betters.
>>145349744Yeah, but (((they))) can't have that while the zogbot, barren, childless whore is still connected to them and their jersey sales.
>>145349736because the Lions are frauds and for all of their shortcomings, the Chiefs are the real deal.
>The Titans are going to be the ones to break the Honolulu Flu curseIncredible. Do it, mayo man.
>>145349725https://x.com/DocimoMatt/status/1850745260801978439
>>145349746Razorcakes, Bucks, and Stoolers are about it
>>145349735Post bussy cute spic boy
AFC BEAST
>>145349746Broncos will beat them twice
>>145349746
>>145349763>>The Titans are going to berecycled into nutrient paste.
*WOOF WOOF*
>>145349764Based
>>145349751on Thursday
>>145349751no
>>145349751They did it for her <3
so is the Jets kicker the worst of all time?dude cost them 4 games single handedly
>>145349764Tremendously based
>>145349777C'mon now thats not true she doesn't like dogs at all
>snf next week will be sam darnold vs anthony richardsonTrash
>>145349764Kamala webm poster in shambles
>>145349746I’m guessing they’ll drop 1 from the 2x Broncos and final Chargers games. Then maybe one of either the Houston or Buffalo games. I’m thinking they’ll go 15-2.
>>145349790I heard the Vikings are bringing Josh Dobbs back
>>145349790Most primetime games have been absolute garbage
>>145349764you can take the man out of florida but...
>>145349764Videohttps://x.com/Ambsadr911/status/1850746186908446895
>>145349764I hope the niners don't waste his career
shitcago are home field babbies
>>145349785Turn off the VPN, Aaron.
>>145349776Titan paste is like anti-wheaties. Don't eat it.
>>145349785If it comes down to the kicker that's hardly his faultI thought Gayron was an elite MVP GOAT and shit
>>145349801Oh holy shit this is going to cause some massive seething even though no one should really care.
>>145349801>Alright, Nick Bosa with a message there
>>145349783
>>145349809Titans blue is peebles
Packers are a lock for the offs. With or without Love
>>145349790Yeah, if you're a FAGGOT
If Chiefs went 20-0, would you accept Mahomes as the GOAT?
>>145349823They struggled against the fucking Panthers.
>>145349823I actually believe in them when Love isn't on the field because I don't know if he's going to throw a pick or a highlight reel.
>>145347541JayceeIt's the pros, deal with it.
>>145349823$50M/year just to do more of this in said "offs"
>all this Chiefs talkI'm posting it
I took my first estrogen shot just before kickoff today
>>145349827In the referee hall of fame absolutely.
>>145349785He must have the yips, he was clutch last season. Doesn't help that the guy they let go to keep him, Austin Seibert, is having a great year.
>bunch of soft N people on this team
>>145349736>Why would that change vs the lions?Chiefs go in HAM mode in the offs which is why Pat has three rangz of power
>>145349841Congratulations Dak
>>145349801>>145349764Based
>>145349823Packers are scheme merchants, they'll be exposed soon. Love is the most overrated QB in the league, his singular claim to fame is beating playoff form cowsharts
>>145349827thats obviously what the script is. weird to do it during.a shitty seaaon for him though
>>145349764>>145349801chuddy bosa
>>145349823Willis has played the best ball of his life in GB. He just doesn’t turn the ball over. His big passing plays are less frequent than Love’s but he’s good for a few big throws a game. I’ve been very impressed with him.
>>145349851>playoff form cowshartsThe Cowboys aren't a bad playoff team, just unlucky.
>>145349801Based
>>145349846wym tap out? he just asked out of the game? obviously no sane person watched this matchup
>>145349812You’re right I shouldn’t, but I am a little annoyed that guy felt the need to interrupt his teammates’ time to make a dumb political statement. Gets salty that other famous people make things political and won’t shut the fuck up about Trump. Just fuckin hit the qb and shut up dude, we all know 90% of athletes are voting for him.
>>145349860>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Cowboys aren't a bad playoff teamNot even the most diehard cowboys fan on the planet believes this
>>145349801you're not supposed to admit to liking trump in public.
>>145349862No. Literally on a crucial 3rd down he legit asked out of the game for one play and it was reported that he was tired.
>>145349862Literally went on a mic post-game and said he benched himself because he got tired
>>145349830huh>>145349835half the picks aren't his fault. 80 fell down last week.>>145349837did you watch the cowboys ass whooping? have you actually watched the games the season?
Wait, who's baking?
We are the iiii da hoPotatoes The iiiiidaho Potatoes The Idaho Potatoes Yes we are (,coming 2042 when Boise has 1.4 million)
>>145346597>Caleb on the phone:"MOMMY, MY TEAM LOST TO A HAIL MARY DUE TO MY DB GETTING DISTRACTED TALKING SHIT TO WASHINGTON FANS!"
>>145349877How the fuck do you get tired as a QB?
Good game
Time to see what MNF we're getti->gnats/stoolers
>>145349864kek shit bait
>>145349764what a retard
>>145349877I support eepy quarterbacks
>>145349764Holy fuckin BASED. The white man marches on.
new >>145349899>>145349899>>145349899
>>145349872I did that in 7th grade once, pounded the rock as a RB, then got hit in the throat and couldn't breathe, like that "hero" in MPLS/STP, and ask out of the game. My father came up to me after the game and said, "never embarrass me like that again" and I didn't.
>>145349851MLF is the team's biggest strength. Aron's bitch ass was holding him back the last couple years. He gets mfs wide open every fucking game. Second Hafley is what this team needed. Vikings suck ass, Caleb is gay and sucks ass, they have two games to beat the Lines to win the North.
>>145349891Kek
>>145349764DROPPED
>>145347108Ariens makes the best shit.
>>145349903shit thread, shant be using
>>145349878>did you watch the cowboys ass whooping? have you actually watched the games the season?Yes, slut. I have. Would you like me to post more?
>>145349918don't want your faggot anime AI posts anyway
>>145346597A very, zesty version of the classic "i have to return some videotapes" exit.
>>145346326He should have been paying attention but it appears that he got there in time, its just that Hail Mary jump balls like that are pretty much random luck.
>>145346693>DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE MUHHH STATS AND DATA AND GRAPHS!kek, what a muttlover
>>145349919So ROS Goof or L10VE? Everything else equal?
>>145346664Go Bills!
>>145349939He got there in time to tip it into the receiver's hands.
>>145346897>I don't just post stats for the sake of posting them.Yeah you do actually
>>145349346Everything is normal then
Stat Padscott is not just a meme. He was 16/22 for 116 yards, 0 Tds and 2 ints before garbage time, and 9/16 for 127 yards and 2 TDs during garbage time.
>>145349622because the game is over, chud
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>145349764This why the league lets offensive tackled hold him every game
>>145346377kek
>>145350255They'll start calling holding on Bosa when he gets held now. Serbian Faggot Vinovich probably licking his chops at the next Niners game he "officiates".
>>145346326Same old Bears snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
>>145348504Same. In a perfect world he scrambles next week against the bills and tries to prove he’s fine by spearing Hamlin again. They hit heads and both die on the field.
>1-4 seed in the NFC is>1. Wions>2. Hogz>3. Dirty Birds of Atlanta>4. CardsSOVL!!!!
>>145346458Is there really gonna be a playoff game in DC?
