Good luck
>>145349899My Steelers :)
american sports got the same vibe as bronze elo in league of legends
KWAB of the week
>Dook Pooplop
>>145349917bears cucks forgot they have only beaten losing record bottom feeders
Wh don't coaches dress like this anymore
>>145349917Besides the absolute kino final minutes the majority of that game was an absolute snoozefest
No one with a brain likes the Chiefs. Make a different thread
Only QB with 1 interception this season
Sorry but I can't support Bosa here, politics simply don't belong in sports and should be a private matter that doesn't affect the team.
offense is overrated.
49ers won the chicano bowl and now they’re feeling cocky?
We are the iiii da hoPotatoesThe iiiiidaho PotatoesThe Idaho PotatoesYes we are(coming 2042 when Boise has 1.4 million)
>giants vs steelers MNF
https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1850748700542328969Trevon Diggs telling reporters to talk about "deez nuts"Is their season really over this fast?
>>145349899
>>145349945lol
When was the last time the commies/redskins future looked this bright?
>g-good luck!
i've seen enoughchiefs are waltzing to 19-0
Is the Bungles season over yet, or are they going to bumble their way to .500 again?
>>145349960they'll be the first ever 19-1
Bros why won’t Jerry realize the error of his ways. I’m 30 years old and only have known pain. I watch with no emotion now.
>>1453499603 PeatTaylor Swift and Kelce have sex on midfield
>>145349952kekfar more based trolling than the cringe maga hat
>>145349928I think there's an agreement with Nike they have to use a certain catalog.
>>145349954Bro, im fucking happy I cant sleep.This year is exciting, but next year will be even more when everything gets put together
>>145349917ravens desu. it showed they're still fly by night wonders that crush teams that never see them then shit their pants once a team has a book on them
>>145349899first Kap, now Bosawhat the fuck is up with the 9gers?
>>145349899Rammies coming for you Seahawks
>>145349928for me it was ole Bum Phillips with his cowboy hat and his nice coats
>>145349978Legendary stuff
>>145349968the schedule is easy enough and the players good enough to go .500 but at this point i want it to be as bad as possible so they have no excuse but to move on from zac. i want a high draft pick and ben johnson
It really seemed like Bosa was extra motivated to sack Dak Prescott all game
>>145349987dunno why i posted a picture of Ditka but it works too, he had great sweaters
We're the new Redskins but at least we have "good process"
>>145349954My redskins :)
>>145350006that is honestly an all time drip right there
chorgers are bumbling their way into the playoffs
>he sucks off the mutt unconditionally because he also wears his name on his back on SundaysYikes
>>145350002thats a man isnt it
>>145350002>whore boots
>>145350006
Faggot ass cowboys Jannie who's banned me numerous of times (I know he's a Cowboys fan because I always get banned in their gamethreads) deleted the game thread after they lost lmaoFuck you puto. Go ahead and ban me rn bitch ass mother fucker. I don't care. We dem bo-ACK
>>145349899Maga Bosa
>>145350010I'm not a Washington fan but I definitely root for Daniels. He seems like a good guy who could be around for a while
>bet on kincaid and kittle getting touchdowns >make 900$
>>145350002least passable tranny
>>145349952would be cool if he actually showed it
>>145350006>Luv Ya, BlueI do miss the Oilers.
>MVP>Losing to the BrownsYou may pick ONE and ONLY ONE
>>145349899You right. Reffies going undefeated this season
Kind of crazy that the NFCE curse is going to continue this year since the Cowboys suck.Its the only NFL curse that is real
now that the cowboys have completely blown the season I can just pay attention to teams I like to watch and want to wingo wionsgo texans
>>145349938Kys
>>145349938The NFL aligns itself with all kinds of progressive organizations. Having a guy be passionate about a candidate he supports one week before an election is not that big of a deal.
THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>145349917You have to go back
>>145350045He jus nee mo help
>>145350054>Y-yeh that must be it, a curse, that's why the Cowboys suck
>"I REALLY REALLY LIKE WOMEN OK!?"
Stat Padscott is not just a meme. He was 16/22 for 116 yards, 0 Tds and 2 ints before garbage time. He was 9/16 for 127 yards and 2 TDs during garbage time.
I'm here to watch blacks hit each other so hard their brains become mush not about politics
>>145350066WOAH WOAHYOU ARE BEING TOO REASONABLE HERE
>>145350045I'm all for clowning on Lameme but his receivers barring flowers (who isn't crazy either just not total asscheeks) are from the ninth circle of hell
>>145350069ruined by the DEI ref on the right.
LaPorta was the Lion's best receiver today, national TE day
>>145350066genuinely didn't even know the election was next week until now. can't we just install a monarch at this point so we don't have to do this charade every few years
>>145350078What was that all about?
>>145350022Sexo
>>145350053There's only been 7 games this season?cope and seethe
>>145350089>can't we just install a monarchso we become the dallas cowboys of the world?
They can't keep getting away with it, can they?
>>145350094Rodgers is really straight, anon.
>>145350094He wouldn't smell Aaron's finger.
>>145350094Rogers REALLY REALLY likes women..
>>145350022yeah i'm going to need a source for this
>>145350089Okay
>>145350045>doesn't play against NFC teams or first year defensive coaches or Lou Anarumo>loses
>>145349960you forgot one thing about this year.
>>145350079Fooled Jerruh out of 60mil
>WOP chud wears the hat with the colors no one can readhttps://x.com/ClayTravis/status/1850753275768807690
>>145350026
>shanahan remembers he's allowed to call checkdowns and play action>score 3 TDs in the half and have little problem moving the ball downfield.
Pretty clear that the Super Bowl this season will be the Lions vs the Chiefs, where the Lions will get refballed out of victory (as per tradition) but Goff will win the MVP as compensation.
>>145350089how do you manage to not know? just curious.
>>145350119>Oh n we're agreeing! Idk what to do with my hands
>>145350110Why did he do it...
>>145350022>someone's momas long as we get some cookies later
Name ONE qb less clutch than Dook
See you in the Owl
>>145350123This will be painful.
>>145350110The smuggest horse of all time
>>145350116bosa pulled the same stunt with being a magatard 4 years ago, although he wasnt at a game
>>145350089god I wish I could avoid knowing
>>145350130Dook IS clutch but only until the game is brought back into a winnable state, then it's back to 5 consecutive 3 and outs.
All it takes to get the 9ers to be exactly mid 4-4 is CMC out kek
>>145350089its comfy asf living in a country where you dont need to worry about politics at all
>>145350142he should've won mvp last year
>>145350124>>145350137Seriously. I get 20 texts a day from canvassing groups. I can’t wait for election season to be over.
>>145350116If Clay Travis says it it's wrong. That man has never been right about anything in his life.
The Patriots won a game!
>>145350132For you
>>145350148I actually think some of these jackasses damaged my screen door pounding on it and leaving their pamphlets, it wouldn't close right earlierswing states suck
>>145350124it's amazing how much you can mentally block out when something really gay and pointless keeps ringing. probably how blk ppl ignore smoke detectors
>>145350145Now that you mention that point, this might be the strongest retroactive evidence for a player needing to have won mvp ever. They are a different team without him.
Jalen Hurts
>>145350124don't watch the news or really talk about us politics with anyone. i have twitter for sports but i managed to wrangle the algorithm so i get basically no political content on there. i mean i knew it was coming up from all the commercials during my football games but i didn't know the exact date because i'm not intending to vote anyway. I mostly stick to my hobbies and try not interact with wider society as much as possible
>>145350158he hurt the other teams
>>145350155That was me. Next time answer the fucking door.
>>145350096Stay mad your irrelevant team will never beat the KC reffies chud
Will he survive long enough to be elite?
>>145350123Nah it will be like Rocky 4.https://youtu.be/h8nC-RnETd0?si=KNbAXPRi7F9qBCRh
>>145350157it was also a year where like, none of the qbs looked great. it was just kind of given to lamar by default since they beat the 9ers 1v1 but lamar has no business whatsoever being a 2x mvp
>>145350157meanwhile the ravens were still pretty good with huntley, who we've seen what he is on the dolphins
>>145350165They have a fuckload of cap space to work with so drafting an elite o-line is in the cards.
>Kansas City Swifts
2 TD's, 2 INT's (3rd straight 2 INT game, 4th overall 2 INT game on the season)
>Seattle Seahawks
I'm a /pol/tard but my favorite QBs are Lamar and Jameis.
>>145350181>lamarcringe>jameismonumentally based
KWAB
>>145350181jame is what?
Has the NFL commented on this blatant racism and cultural appropriation yet?
>>145350191Lamar is greathttps://x.com/Lj_era8/status/1251557694374391809?lang=en
>>145350181not really a poltard i just hate leftists and same. was a kino colored game too
>>145350119>fascistsDo they know what that word means?
>>145350165why did they wrap his pads and jersey in bandages during the game? There is no way that helped him rather than doing it the right way.
Hard to believe he's had three straight 12-5 seasons with Cowboys. I thought Jerry was firing him after they got BTFO by Green Bay but instead Jerry just gave him a terse exit interview probably screaming at him
how did deandre hopkins look?
>>145350155People going door to door is such horse shit. I get it back before cell phones. There is no reason for it now, other than to annoy people and steal time out of their nights and weekends. I had two wine/cat old ladies knocking at my door and waited several minutes there. I had been working outside, and I was in taking a break. I forgot they had rang the door, and I decided to get back to it. They were still waiting. They asked if they could get my support for Harris, and I told them I don’t talk politics with strangers at the door. She said she respected that but she HAD to tell me a personal story about how she got an abortion that saved her life. What the hell are wrong with these people?
>>145350212black with dreads
ELITEWHITEDEFENSIVEBACK
>>145350209kill yourself google screenshot bot
>>145350221>can't call for a fair catch during a punt return though.
I feel sick. It's 4am in Ireland and I was silently screaming in bed trying not to wake my girl, sure that Caleb just lead us to a crazy win. Couldn't wait to show her the highlights in the morning. What a fucking sick way to lose.We didn't deserve to win. We had a chance only because Caleb willed us to it, and he deserved the win for his 4th quarter play.
>>145350202They think they live in a democracy what do you think?
>>145350228This doesn't mean anything to me. What are you referring to?
>>145350214soliciting in general is an antisocial activity, it basically makes you warier of answering your door to begin with. the only positive thing I can say about it in a political context is that people like that are overwhelmingly deranged true believers in their politics - which is to say at least they're not doing it cynically. they believe the thing they're doing matters. they've essentially been abused and contorted into that belief but it's not the raw cynicism of marketers or whatever
>>145350214Did you tell them you don't cotton to murderers much?Only time I liked the door to door stuff was when my local rep used to visit me during election season since we'd always shoot the shit and he'd ask how I saw his campaign and whatnot. Cool guy who actually wanted to help. Sadly like me he likes the phins though so he's cursed and we're all going to die.GO FOOTBALL!
>>145350221based af
>>145350221>too smart to throw it past the first down markerWhy are QBs like this?
>>145350214I yell loudly through my screen door that I won't vote for a nigger woman, seems to get them to fuck off real quick
>>145350221
>it’s a “Brad Holmes hoards draft picks mid season, despite a desperate need for edge rusher, only to spend every resource possible during the draft to jump back into the 5th round to get Menilaious Gorvaldimanchesterton out of Bridger Conifer University, who will never see play” episode
>>145350221not sure id call that play elite desumostly a retarded play call by the bungles
>>145350192>92lamarbros...
>>145350221im scared of them eagles
I wonder if Brittany told Patty how he has to vote yet.>>145350235>the only positive thing I can say about it in a political context is that people like that are overwhelmingly deranged true believers in their politics - which is to say at least they're not doing it cynically. they believe the thing they're doing matters. they've essentially been abused and contorted into that belief but it's not the raw cynicism of marketers or whateverNo, the people canvasing for trump and kamala don't give a single fuck about it most are being paid to do it. Next you're going to say that the people doing FEMA inspections and the like in disaster areas are doing it to help kek>>145350242Based minneapolis tree defender.
>>145350235true but they've been manipulated by the marketers and are ultimately doing their bidding
>>145350253What are you babbling about? Only the highest IQ abortionists opt to throw behind the line of scrimmage on 4th down.
Life in Wisconsin, among Packer Nation....That's a mighty fine slab of meat you got thereYeah it's 12.5Maybes we can size it up against mine sometimeI'd like thatHow about in my barn this evening?Is that your buttfucking barn?It sure isI'd like that
>>145350158indeed
>>145350192OH NO NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS
>>145350234Look it up, 'tard
>>1453501583 of those should've been saquan touchdowns
>>145350250Yeah... but then we start calling him Goryy and it turns out he was a 1st round caliber talent who fell because his 4th toe is 1 mm to short and the city goes "Ah Sasuga Brad sama!"That said even if he traded today whoever the bring in won't see the field until after the Packers at best and most teams are willing to hold off on big trades because they can increase the value the closer to the deadline.
>>145350268>+20% CPOEThat's crazy, I don't think I've ever seen one that high
>I suck at playing quarterback and just lost to the browns
>>145350250When the Lions get reffballed in the Super Bowl, everybody will be saying they lost because they didn't Hutchinson and Brad Holmes should have picked up a free agent ER to make up for him.
>>145350231No, they don't. They live in a Constitutional Republic.
I just realized this was the past 3 weeks.Is this a thing? Does the NFL schedule tiny multi-week tournaments between a couple teams?I have absolutely never paid attention to how they put together the schedule
>>145350280one thing i appreciate is that lamar genuinely seems to care about winning, unlike lots of other quotabacks like dak who clearly dont give a shit
>>145350287Lions, Vikings and packturds are all playing the same AFCS teams the next few weeks, iirc.
>>145350279bengals secondary is historically bad
>>145350287It's just a coincidence since cross conference play is always between teams in the same division. For example this year the NFC East is playing the AFC North. And since divisional teams always play each other twice a season this sometimes happens.
>>145350287It can seem that way, but it’s more a function of how divisional schedules work. The whole nfce is playing the whole afcn and the teams within those divisions are playing each other more than anyone else.
>>145350291The mission for dak was always fleecing Jerry and he did that, he already won
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFS
>>145350306DASSSSSSSSSSSSSS WAYSISS!
Apparently this was purposeful by Rodgers. He said after the game he lost the ball in the sun and wasn't able to catch it, but knew where CJ was and tapped it to him on purpose for the int.
I'm gay.
>>145350302Twice now he’s fleeced Jerry. The Cowboys did get Dak earlier in his career with the franchise tag tbf.
>>145350311Vomit
>>145350311imagine the enchilada gas
>>145349952i dont get it
>>145350309go eagles, btw
>>145350311imagine the seagull poop on your car after the game
>>145350302Dak and Tlaw are the biggest thieves in the NFL. But it's the owners' fault for paying them.
I could use a good dicking right about now!
>>145350306Want a hit, brother?
>>145350330Stop rooting for the cowboys
>>145350330Tough game today, Caleb
>>145350196us RedZone chads heard the N word
>>145350343jej
Raiders, did we do a satisfactory job with your buttfucking?You loved it?Great, greatNow who is scheduled next week?Ah yes Monday Night Football in Arrowhead It will be a very very public fucking of the Tampa Bay Buccs
>>145350351LET HIM PLAY
>>145350351Still can't believe Demaryius Thomas passed away
>>145350356He do be booty though
>>145350283It's unironically very hard to actually recall the Lions. One their execution is very good and two Goff is extremely good at eliminating being put behind the sticks by the refs.Also Super Bowl refs don't recall nearly as hard as regular season refs. It's kind of known the refs lay off on penalties in the playoffs.
>>145350356>Stat Padscott
>>145350370Wait a second.. who is posting this>*takes off anon's mask*A REF!?
>>145350329>Dak and Tlaw are the biggest thieves in the NFL. But it's the owners' fault for paying them.60% is $138,000,000 divided by 4 wins = $34.5 million per win...
>>145350078The "women" he really likes have to sign a NDA first
>>145350386>"wait how do you know that? Did treyvonarious talk!?"
Another bizarre game from the Texans>Mixon did amazing>CJ did okay>receivers did okay>O-line was terribleThe #1 takeaway from this game is that Kenyon Green, at least for the time being, is not an NFL caliber offensive linemanCJ Stroud was getting pressured all game, they take Kenyon Green out, they have a wonderful drive, his replacement gets hurt, CJ Stroud is back to running for his lifeAt the very least it simplifies now what we know we need to do, now we just need to hope that the coaching staff have the balls to do what needs to be done and keep green on the bench I have faith we'll beat the jets on thursday since they are in utter disarray but it's hard to have actual confidence until I see them put together multiple drives where CJ can actually stand tall in the pocket, or better yet climb it
How to cope with your season being over and having to wait 9 months for this shitshow to start all over again?
>>145350362F
>>145350378>AW SON OF A BITCH
>>145350390this nigga mixon is a bvll
>>145350329Soon to be Purdy
>>145350405>EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
>>145350360I'm starting to think the chiefs might be gay
>>145350391Develop a sense of humor about it like Lions fans did. As long as you don't become like Browns or Bills fans you'll be okay.
>>145350391Start doing mock draft sims
>>145350437no fucking way...
>>145350391Get a GF
>>145350444There’s a reason no one loves draft season more than Lions fans. It’s been the only thing for them to look forward to for years
>>145350391I mowed the lawn today during the 1pm slot when my team played. Beautiful day desu
don't care, >my chefs defense is fucking E L I T E
>>145350457scary
>>145350205sheeeeeeeit
>>145350451My latest mock from walkthemock.com for NYG via Default ranking1:5 - OT Will Campbell, LSU 2:5 - OT Aireontae Ersery, Minnesota 3:5 - IOL Tate Ratledge, Georgia 4:5 - QB Jaxson Dart, Mississippi 5:17 - IOL Dylan Fairchild, Georgia 6:5 - IOL Jared Wilson, Georgia 7:5 - CB Car'lin Vigers, UL Monroe
>>145350462Meanwhile due to Chris Grier as a Phins fan I can't even fucking watch the draft.>I have 2000 picks so clearly I should draft... 5 WRs>*sounds of Tua dying behind a non existent Oline are heard in the distance*
>>145350222
>>145350253>a retarded play call by the bungles
my vikings will get bounced in the first round[spoiler]fire all these faggots if they don't make the playoffs[/spoiler]
>>145349917still tony
Now that the dust has settledWhat do you think about the results of the electionb owl
>>145349937so does herbert
I dont care what yall niggas sayJayden Daniels is a handoff and field goal MERCHANT>7 TOTAL PASSING TDs>"This your king!?" he said, in Black Panther voiceIt's a pass-heavy league for Christ's sake!
>>145350489>p-please watch the j-jaguars!
>>145350110Riders put their horses on a plane and fly them to the Olympics? How do they fit lol
>>145350509They use the same transport your mom used to go on her tour of africa.
>>145350498No, you see, the NFL magically remembered cover 2 exists and now it's a running league again
>>145350509http://texsutton.com/
>>145350212Didn't play much but looked really really good in the two catches he had
>>145350221Why were they going for a long 4th and 1 in the third quarter on their own 38 yard line?
>>145350509Same as everything else, take them to the UPS store and they put them in a box for you.
>>145350498What a dumb stat to use to say whether a QB is good or not. If a QB leads a 90 yard drive, all passing, and then hands it off for a 1 yard TD run (or runs it in themselves), is that good or bad?
Kek, you really have to feel sorry for the little blk boys who try to compete with superior WHITE men like Bo "BWC" Nix
9 more losing games closer to drafting the Great White Hope Quinn Ewers
>>145350588That’s some good hopium
>>145350555lol that's really funny to me
>>145350628>HAY 1004 DHL
>>145350241>black qbs
>>145349911If being gay was an Olympic sport, Canadian necks would be the most gilded in the world.
My Ninies won!
>>145350466True. I dont think any team can stop the unlimited dpi and holding the kc reffies employs
Jerruh paid dak because he still has some breaking to do with this most peculiar qb
well he said go team so clearly its about football
fuck you, unfunny poohbitch
My Ninies
>>145350698zesty puto
My bronkies
>>145350716
>>145350727All we do is win
>>145350756If you would've told me Flores first year that in 2024 the phins would be even worse off and that the Lions would actually be doing things for a couple years now I would've said no fucking way you're a retard.
met tavon austin todayhanging out again tomorrowpost your questions /nfl/
>>145350792how much is he paying you to fuck your booty
>>145350792kwab is it rape if you were willing?
>>145350792watch out for your cornhole bud
>>145350074Few sorts moments have made me happier than that one. Fuck the Chiefs and fuck Tyreek
>>145350166dubs confirm
>>145350792Who?
Purdy status
>>145350322
Why was the 49ers vs Cowboys game thread deleted immediately after the game??
>>145350074based Winfield almost made a hotdogging Kyle Pitts pay today too
>>145350844George Kittle acted like a faggot when Nick Bosa jumped on camera with a MAGA hat
dak prescott is not very good
>>145350874And there it is
>>145350839Looking fraudulent in the first half but redeemed himself in the second half, solid performance overall. Also needs to stop doing that retarded head first dive and learn how to slide, he's going to get Tua'd at this rate
>>145350795>>145350801>>145350807am i missing contextshould i be concerned because he just seems like a cool dude
>>145350872>white and red arrowhead pizzais he celebrating his loss to KC
>>145350895Huh???
>>145350904meme would make sense if it wasn't always the Chiefs putting the pain on the 9ers
He's right you know
>>145350681I just want you to know that I appreciate the effort you put in to these posts.
>>145350966Damn napoleon dynamite lookin rough
Them boyz suck...
>>145350971Why are you a cowboys fan and not a Steelers fan?
>>145350979>>145349905I despise anime
>>145350979Steelers blow
>>145349984They're shaking off the communist black eye that Kaepernick gave the franchise and showing that they're the most based team in the league.
>>145350119Everyone in that picture is a massive faggot.
>>145350126>I agree with a heckin' Tootserino fan! Let's jack each other off while my wife gets pounded by another man.
>>145350149Regardless, Trump's position of abolishing federal income tax is something that's very popular with NFL players. But don't take my word for it, I'm just some internet faggot.
>>145350002who's this tranny with a hunchback?
>>145351045how would they fund the military if they abolish the federal income tax
>>145351056>he thinks taxes actually go to paying down the debtKEK
>>145350198Lamar got so much shit for having the audacity to agree with Trump on something that wasn't even related to politics. Jerry Rice caused a liberal meltdown when he told Kaepernick to stop disrespecting the flag then a few months later tweeted that Trump would make America great again.
>>145351061who said anything about debt
>>145351067You, when you asked the other anon how the military would be funded.
>>145349928Nike doesn't allow them to.
>>145350471looks too much like a "we can win this division with jones' running the ball" draft. there's got to be someone worth picking in the top 15 or so who won't be a below average qb that has hardly changed in 5 years.>>145350498i forget most of the team he had around him but he reminds me of rg3 and the more recent kaep and purdy situations. washington is such a solid team with pretty thoroughly proven coaches it wouldn't surprise me if he's already close to his ceiling. he's better than them but i can't see him as a real elevator just yet. looking forward to the eagles, falcons, and steelers games for some real quality wins.
>>145351074i didn't include that word anywhere
>>145351083>>how would they fund the military if they abolish the federal income tax
>>145350865What, laughing?
>>145351085where in that question did i say debt
>>145350953I hate the Chiefs and I hate that faggot Mahomes, but you're 100% right.
>>145351089...I accept your concession?
>lions>commiesWhat's the next perennially dogshit team to have a resurgence? >browns are crippled by the watson contract for the next couple years>panthers need a complete ground up rebuild>jests are stuck with rodgers and friends running the show
>>145350130LaMeme
>>145351096...not the dolphins
>>145351082NFL needs to start looking on the MLB farm not the NCAA one, specifically middle infielders that can run not mobile as a mailbox washed out pitchers pushing 30. the formula for what makes a good QB from peewee all the way up to dogshit NFL defenses and one to beat good NFL defenses are completely different
>>145351056OT:The proposed solution is using tariffs and reducing the trillions of dollars of wasteful federal spending going on right now. In theory, that would also make American products cheaper, cause more products to actually be made in America, and force Chink products to be made higher quality to compete. That's the theory behind it, at least. I can see how it would appeal to NFL players who are paying millions in income taxes at the federal and state level (depending on state).
>>145351094right now the military spending is $800b+ and the USA's overall budget has been $6.75t recently. federal income tax recoups around $2.18t or 32% of the budget and the military is literally a fraction of the federal income tax revenue. so again i fucking ask, how would the USA pay for its military if they abolish the federal income tax. does the USA have some other way of pulling $2,180,000,000,000 out of its ass to fund its military or is this just donald bullshitting his way to the CTE riddled minds of pro athletes
>>145351116>he still thinks taxes are to pay for anythingKEK
>>145350181Jameis is the ultimate qb agent of chaos and instantly makes any game he plays in much more interesting and fun. The fact he alone is in the 30-30 club is testament to this.
>>145351123well for the past 20 years we have been borrowing cash from China to pay the salaries of our military and our federal employees, so what do we do when that's not an option because we cut out our largest area of income?
Love my team :)
>>145350221>4th and 1>own 39 yard line>run a swing pass that starts 4 yards behind the line of scrimmage, meaning you now need to gain at minimum 5 YACWhat a retarded play call
>”get out of the way bo, it’s time for the big boys to play”
>>145351133That’s not even remotely true in even the most retarded of over simplifications and misunderstanding of the bond market and debt holders.
>>145351133kek anon you can just say you were trolling its okGo chiefs indeed.
Hate my team >:(
>>145350022Kek
>>145351147Me too.
>>145351116>does the USA have some other way of pulling $2,180,000,000,000 out of its assyeah it's called a money printer. it's so ubiquitous no one contemplates it but the fact people let a government both tax you and inflate the currency is completely insane
>>145351139>>145351145who does the usa owe the most money to
>>145351147That's still no reason to rage delete the game thread
>>145351162the usa's only ace is its 9 aircraft carriers and other military assets. if it can't pay its military then it is a duck in the water
it was supposed to be a solid meme year...
>>145351183Dickdown Donny
>>145350370>It's kind of known the refs lay off on penalties in the playoffs.Until the last quarter.
Is it looking like the cardinals are gonna make the playoffs? On top of the division an the rest is schedule is pretty easy besides Vikings.
>>145351218the thing is the cards have a history of breaking down at the end of the season, it's going to be interesting to see if a new coach can fix that
>>145351108it's something like a shortstop's throwing ability and a point guard's understanding of moving parts in time and space, coached by bill walsh. then you beat a real defense through execution and without necessarily being either the strongest or the fastest on the playground. russell wilson might be the closest to the prototype.
>>145351218they're just not reliable enough and I can't see them breaking 9-8. 10-7 is probably going to be needed to make the playoffs in the NFC this year
>>145351218They can beat anybody and lose to anybody depending on the day. They have a chance but even games like Carolina can't be considered a gimme.
>>145351218On top of the division because of a tiebreaker. The entire NFCW has the same record except the Rams who are a game behind everyone else. Niners are getting CMC back, and since they play the Cards again week 18, Greenlaw might even be back by then.
i like how cleveland is embracing Jameis even though he's allegedly more of a raper than Watson
>>145351269No one cares about rape or abuse of women if the subhumans win games. See rapeaburger, peanut oil as you mentioned, reek hill, etc.Hell, many support it.
>>145351090I'm always right about everything
>>145351269He felt up a titty. That’s way different than insisting on being jerked off.
>jets shouldnt trade everyone >it would be a cap nightmareZero IQ position that's unaware how many contracts are coming off the books. I'm fact the jets are in a great position to burn it all down. >but what if they do good elsewhere??Nigger they arent doing good here and it's not like it's the the first time. Let them be great elsewhere. Get the picks whole you can because short of an ownership change the teams gonna suck regardless.
>>145351293the DNA on the underwear part threw me off
>>145351271then Antonio Brown shows his willy at pools and farts on doctors bare-assed. it's a net positive if you win
>>145351305Farting on doctors is just being respectful.
It sucks my team lost this week, but Locktober is almost over and I can't wait for clity to be free.
>>145351356I just don't get how anyone respects him for the embellishment shit. I'm too boomer to know the culture now but acting like that a generation ago was a terrible idea
>>145351371He's suicidal and homicidal as he's proven this season
>>145351295They should trade DJ Reed to my kangz for a 4th
gonna bump all the game threads to confuse yuropoors
>>145351433>"no anon please, how could you?"
>>145351433based
>>145351472sigma vibes.
>>145351356kek
>>145351045>Trump's position of abolishing federal income taxLmao. Do people really believe this shit?
>>145350450I love this fucking team bros.
>>145351561gm
>>145351571Good morning :)
>>145351301My man Big Ben Raplisburger is still villainized by white knights, how did Jameis beat the stigma while leaving cum on her panties?
>Wake up>See that Dalass lost to the 49ers reserve teamNext 4 games will decide their season and by decide their season i mean decide if they lose in their first playoff game or dont even make it thereMy Eagles somehow are the 2nd best team in the NFC entering November :)
I’ve been a redskins fan since 3 years old. I see the Redskins winning, yet I can’t even pretend to be happy.I feel the Jayden Daniels experiment will come to a cataclysmic ending.I feel like Bart did when he sold his soul to milhouse…empty. Hollow.Between Sean Taylor’s homocide, all the horrendous drafts, the Ron Rivera tenure, the team being sold to a subversive kike, Bruce Allen / Vinny certato, Donovan mcnabb, the Monday night massacre , the kidnapped cheerleaders, being detroits first win in 20 games, RG3, Kirk, Shit hole FedEx and infinity other issues I don’t have the emotional bandwidth for this team anymore….jew owner, black qb…. Recipe for catastrophe
>>145351581Because Winston didn’t rape that bitch. It was consensual Same with Ben…the bitch had a shirt that said “DTF” (down to fuck)Literally advertising
>>145351582Micah to the Eagles for a 2nd, a 3rd, and a wawa turkey gobbler
>>145351593Some "fan" you are. The loins sucked for even longer and actually had to deal with enduring that 20 game losing streak. They even had to watch their franchise QB go win a super bowl as soon as he left. Don't see their fans being such whiny faggots now that they're winners.
>>145351603Zack Baun is unironically better
Eagles
Just you wait guys... the Phins are starting their comeback next week. No more losses from here on out!
>>145351624We are BACK
>>145351617Nah Parsons is legit. The cowboys just feature him way too much so all an offense has to do is account for him in both the run and pass and they're fine. Just like how their offense is all CD Lamb so if you double him they can't do anything. Parsons would be insane not having to do it all with the Eagles. Zach Baun is a dawg though. One thing I did notice is the linebackers still struggling to cover passes. The Bengals tight end did well but they held Jamar Chase to 54 yards so I guess the plan was to not let Jamar beat them at the expense of letting others do well. >>145351624My only negatives from the game were the LBs struggling in pass coverage and not fucking scoring in the 1st quarter (even though they were about to). Other than that a pretty flawless game.
>>145351613Ok dude. Did the lions owner ever sue season ticket holders? Did the lions best all star player get shot dead at the prime of his careeer? Is the lions owner a Jew? Did the lions snitch on Jon gruden to divert heat ? Did the lions GM ever publicly state “WE WIN THE OFFSEASON!”?At the lowest point I told myself “unconditional love”….but when they cucked on the name, botched the rebrand, draft Chaseless young, hired Rivera, and sold out Sean Taylor…the levees broke.
>>145351593i've watched about 1/4 of their (good) games the past 25 years and it's been rough. at least the media ignored a lot of it since they were the * to them for so long. in the most important division tv wise yet somehow they feel like the jags no one really cares about.
>>145351632don't sign the lease on the new bandwagon until after tua survives the bills.
I hate this helmet. It looks so goofy
how is it so hard to put together an oline? i know everybody says they need a bstter oline but seattles looks like actual dogshit.
>>145351726You need 5 talented players who can understand each other with just looks. It's a group that needs a TON of cohesion and teamwork
>>145351726Same with the Texans.The redskins o line was scheduled to be dookie but they have been rather serviceable:BUILD THRU THE DRAFT with maybe one top tier free agent. That’s how an oline is built
>>145351726just put some big ahh niggas
im pretty sure zach wilson is better than gayboy.
>>145351726>>145351739Coaching can make backups look like starters. Eagles had two starters down and Lane was banged up in game but let up zero sacks and Hurts still had all day to throw
>>145351843Super boomer meme
>>145351662I don't care but you should stop being such a bitch about all of it.
>>145351843Bryce Young is the bigger bust because of what they had to give up for him. Richardson is the black Jalen Hurts
>>145351116USA didn't always have federal income tax. Before it was instantiated, tariffs were used to fund govt spending.
>>145351860You probably have like three favorite teams with 5 different team jerseys in your closet faggot. That’s why you can comprehend my plight.
Chiefs season:Ravens got robbed of a win (Ravens)Ball was not catchable (Bengals)That was pass interference in the end zone (Falcons)Joe Alt was injured (Chargers)Chiefs played dirty by hitting Carr (Saints)Lol niners fucking sucks (49ers)Lol Raiders sucks (Raiders)
>Ian Eagles>called Eagles gameWho allows this shit
>>145351847That makes it good
>>145350574wow 4 tds against the Panthers that's elite
the Broncos are going to shock the world when they GAPE the ra(ped)vens IN baltimore
>>145351985>WOAH HO! TOUCHDOWN!
>>145352036Ravens will be salty coming off of a loss to the Clowns. I expect them to win 27-10.
My Saints have the longest active (losing) streak in the NFL. Who the fuck can stop them?
>>145350555Blessed webm
>>145352049Chumb Harbitch is already writing 20 complaint letters to the NFL following the browns lose. Expect Broncos to get at least 10 drive-killing phantom penalties in key moments while the ratbirds will have 5 ineligible receivers downfield every play and conmit DPI but won't get any penalties called against them until they're up 21-0 so they'll still bitch about officiating.
>Panthers have undefeated run in 2015 and looked great in almost all the games>LOL DEY SUCK>Chiefs have an undefeated run and have looked like shit half the time>GOAT GOAT GOAT
>>145351641having a pass rusher like Parsons would great since a pass rusher like Reddick is being sorely missed right now but yes, we do also need some LBs that can make plays on the ballthe best the birds had for pass coverage was TJ Edwards who should never have been let walk and even then he wasn't the bestFred Warner is who I would consider the gold standard in pass coverage LBsthe birds need a Fred Warner
>>145351678I'm less concerned about Tua surviving the bills, they already have a clone and Tua *WANTS* to die. Josh Allen however? Yeah that dude's brain is mush. Can't believe the racist nfl is letting a black man play through that in our current times. With hitler about to take office even? Truly disgusting of the nfl.
>>145352084went from putting up 40+ a game to this?what happened?
>Dick Asscock
>>145350663guess that explains all your trips up north
>>145351952All true
>>145350308I like that the announcers couldn't even process the INT
>>145351952Chiefs should actually be 0-7
>>145350308I don't think 8 got two feet in bounds
>>145352241what are you talking about he took like 6 steps after he secured the ball
>>145352286Yeah but he has small feet so he needs more steps to get 24 inches
>>145351726they seem average to me. just struggling with better teams like anyone else. it's not really been easy for hardly any other teams vs the bills or pats d.>>145351795that's just as much being a complete team as coaching up backups. a couple wrs that can run reliable quick routes and win by understanding they need to be a good target by body positioning can make both the qb and line look a lot better. people talk about rookie qbs a lot but it used to be wrs took some time to develop too. not gonna name names but let's say there are some 3-4 years in that still play like shit. high picks with good stats who just happen to have been the best guy on a bad team, who still get their routes run for them regularly and don't even fight for the ball worth a damn.
>>145351662Grim.
AFC kinda sucks this year, Chiefs feel one n done, a NFC team will win the owl
>>145352414>1-4 seed in the NFC is>1. Wions>2. Hogz>3. Dirty Birds of Atlanta>4. CardsSOVL!!!!
You now remember the DYNASTY that was the Week 1-Week 2 New Orleans Saints
>>145352507You now remember the Millenium Reign of The Vikings that lasted 5 weeks!
jets should be 6-2
>>145350116If you're actually a hot blooded alpha chad, the last person you'd ever vote for is Kamala
bengos
>>145352414Chiefs are pretty bussy
>>145351847>I give Anthony richardson a DOOOOOOOM!better pussy?
>>145352585keep it on topic please
>>145350181/Pol/ loves black people. All the "nigger" posting is from bot programs.
>>145352589No
>>145352590How about Puerto Ricans. That shit crossed the line.
I’m a White Dude for Kamala and I cannot in good conscience support the 49ers anymore as long as that INCEL MAGAT Nick Bosa is on that team. Which should be my new team?
>>145352625Team Suicide
>>145352625Rams
>>145352625Raiders
7-0
>>145352625This but with Butker. Been a chiefs fan for 3 decades, time for me to find a new team. I'm thinking the Bears.
>>145352692Yet the team looks mid
WHO WON /KWAB/ OF THE WEEK
>>145352710>Yet the team looks midEveryone bad mouths the Chiefs and say they look bad until they have to play them and realize it's different when you're playing a 2 time champ. The Chiefs just play with their food, plus everyone treats them like their superbowl.
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>>145351952>>145352225Those games wouldn't even be close if the Chiefs didn't have half their WR room injured or out for the season.
i didnt know they had a national tight end day
>>145352760>How he looks when that ladyboy gf of his is giving him the BWC.
I thought this >black HC claimed to have the blueprint to beat the Chiefs. What happened?Where was the Jordan rules?
>>145352760>10 - 24 131ydsUhh zestbros?
>>145352789Makes you wonder if the Jordan rules didn't work because Mahomes is not playing like Jordan, so there was no need to implement the thug handbook.
>>145351218>besides Vikingslel
>>145350351The fact that Tebow won two National Championships, a Heisman, and made it to the NFL and won a playoff game with that throwing motion shows just how much of beast athlete he was. Why did nobody ever bother to teach him how to throw a football?
How tf did the Eagles get away with slotting in Mailata's backup (and a backup at RG) and still shutting down Hendrickson, who is an elite pass rusher? Zero sacks for the Bengals and Hurts only got touched once. Stout is the GOAT, I hope he lives forever.
>>145352799You can beat mahommes pretty easy it's just no dc has the nuts to blitz 7 until he breaks down by 2 quarter. It's how you do it. Brady had the same issue until they made jamming at the line basically illegal. Just chop Kelce then let him run her 10&15 yards a play and hit mahommes every play
There's no media coverage of my Chiefs' win over the Raiders. Gayders are such a poverty franchise it's not news worthy when you beat them. Everyone is talking about the Cowboys, Jets, and Bears meltdown.
>>145350459Tom Brady is so incredible. Look how he motivated his Defense into slaughtering Mahomes.
>>145352834>Look how he motivated his Defense into slaughtering MahomesYes, good QBs tend to give motivation to their defenses to actually put effort You'd know this if you were a bears fan
>>145352824Not sure about the current season but I recall reading an article about how Mahomes is cartoonishly good against the blitz and teams more or less stopped doing it against him. Chiefs have a blitz happy DC so he's probably used to it in practice.
It's amazing what you can accomplish with competent QB play.
berds
>>145352855The defense doesn't give a fuck about the QB. He literally doesn't even speak to them. Stop being retarded and buying into made up fantasies.
>>145352834Mahomes outclassed Brady when they played on a fair circumstances in most of their encounters. Like in the AFCCG Brady had 2 INTs and tossed a 3rd INT before he was saved by the refs. Brady only looked good against Mahomes once and it was in the owl where Mahomes had several players injured or out on the o-line.
Why do NFL uniforms lack SOVL
>>145352861I wonder if Jimmy threatened to fire Stefanski if he didn't start the QB he paid 230 million big ones for. I can't think of another reason why Peanut Oil was kept in until he died.
>>1453528596 he can handle. 7 blitzers he can't. They jam everything at the line then go deep shell. In college they'd do it to him but you rarely see it in the pros because they run 2 or 3 cover. Don't even bring safeties out. That's how you beat him
>>145352868>Eagles, Cardinals and Falcons won>Ravens and Seahawks lost 3/5, not bad.
>>145352870Yeah okay retard. I've watched my team have elite defenses for 20 years and only when our QBs looked half decent at times did the spirit of the defense ever fucking look competent There's a reason Nick Foles didn't make the Superbowl in 2020 and Brady did. Neck yourself.
>>145352895The best way to beat the Chiefs is having an elite pass rusher and spamming cover 2. He's throwing to college level WRs who are never open, which is plenty of time for a player to get to him.
Maxx Crosby looked washed. Now would be the best time to FLEECE the Lions for a high draft pick.
>>145352912That's what the raiders did
>>145352935see>>145352932Crosby looked like a guy who spent the week recovering from an injury. He looked washed.
>>145352932I would trade him. Great player has 2 or 3 years left. Lions would be a good fit but eagles seem more likely if he gets traded
>>145352932He was getting held all game because it was the Queefs. His production will go back up when the opposing O-line can't get away with it.
Once Hopkins learns the playbook the Chiefs are going to be unbeatable.
>>145352956He looks like he has 2 more years of production left before he's useless. You got to trade players when they are hot to get the most value out of them. Would hate if the Raiders traded him to the Lions and turned them into a superbowl favorite.
>>145352932vax status?
We should all start rooting for the Bengals to win so their HC doesn't get fired. We don't want to fuck around and find out what that team would look like with Belichick as the HC.
>>145352964Anon are they not currently undefeated
Has Tim Tebow had sex yet? Seriously asking
>>145349974I wish
>>145353006They're beatable right now.>>145352995He's more wigger than Kelce so most likely.
>>145353008There is no evidence he has. He's been married for almost 5 years now and they haven't had any kids yet.
Chiefs are going to drop a few games this year, as is tradition. One will be to an AFCW shitter and probably a meme trap game like their back-to-back Clot losses. If they didn't have one of the most decimated offenses in the league though, they might've had a real shot at perfect.
Here's your highest and soon to be highest paid players in NFL history
Slay and Mitchell (and Rodgers, and DeJean) did a great job against Chase. I was worried he was going to take over the game.
>shitcongo
>>145353096:/
I like that Mahomes is the anti-Brady. He proved he was elite early on when he threw for 50 TDs and won two superbowls on a team with average defense whereas Brady took a while to win MVP and put up huge numbers. Nobody can make the claim Mahomes is a defense baby or game manager because he already proved it early on. Also pretty crazy that Brady never won an owl without a top 10 defense.
>>145353096>I don't need to cover this nigga, we already won>yeah, fuck you fans, we won>...>SHEEEEIIIT
>>145353065Yeah they'll lose to the bills and broncos and then some other team
>>145353065>If they didn't have one of the most decimated offenses in the league though, they might've had a real shot at perfect.>mightThere isn't no might, these shitty teams are struggling against a weaponless Chiefs, imagine how one-sided these games would be if Mahomes wasn't throwing to college level talent.
>>145352625I can't believe someone genuinely thought "White Dudes for Kamala" was a good marketing ploy. That might be gayer than having literal sex with a man.
>>145353125I hate so many teams but a fanbase located in Washington DC has to be the most soulless
>>145353140If I were on their marketing team, I'd have gone with Honkies for Harris.
>>145352823>survived Chip's firing>survived Dougie's firing>will survive Scrappy Doo's firinghe's like a supreme court justicehe's got the job as long as he wants it no matter who the head coach is
>>145352861I don't know about competent. Glad the Brownies won, but I witnessed 2 easily interceptable passes dropped by defenders and I only watched the very end of the game.
>>145350362i saw some docu thing on his mom being in jail on tv then he died like two days later
>>145353008>>145353051Damn. God really fucking hates Tim Tebow, doesn't he?
>>145353151>Honkies for Harris.This you? https://honkies4harris.com/
>>145353008He's too busy praising the lord
>>145353193Well shit. Is Kamala's Crackas available?
>stephenalaughing.mov
Burrow lost to a >black QB
Richardson, Rattler, and Young are so bad it ruins the scale of the chart lel
50 year old Dan Quinn wearing a backwards hatsneed it or keep it
>>145352910>retard who doesn't understand football gets angry when his bullshit espn fueled narrative is attackedhahahahahaha Bradyfags are still the dumbest mother fuckers to ever exist.
Why did the Gayders trot Ridder out for a single play? For memes? Chiefs did that with Wentz against the $(ers, but they also aren't a shit team with a genius HC.
>>145353218Richardson just needs to take a few plays off. Then he won't be so tired, and he can complete his throws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKUU68iAkTg
>>145353237The Raiders have a HC who got the position because the players wanted him, not because of his merit.
>>145350089we already have one
>>145353268
>>145351581It’s deh culcha. Big Ben doesn’t get that excuse. He also did nothing wrong. Her friends even said she was lying.
>>145353237just more passive aggressive behavior by antonio pierce
>>145350351I like tebow but jesus christ it took him like two seconds to complete his throwing motion.
>>145353149The Redskins had soul.
