old >>145328924
Doyers
>>145349983Mets here
>>145349936judge should really invest in some veneers
doyers
>>145349983Doggie Doos
He's going to be alright.
God I hope the Yankees lose just for the memes
>>145349996you just know his birth parents are both crackheads and/or in prison
>>145349983Jakey!!
>>145349996he got em done
Hololive night will return to Doyer stadium
>>145349983What is Scout thinking at this moment?
>FUCK
>>145350020That would be pretty funny. I saw some comment on jom jom Media saying "I waited 15 years for this bullshit" lmaoo
>>145350039your great grandfather didnt die in a trench so you could masturbate to looney tunes
>THE LINEUP SUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!
>>145350014hypermobility is a physical pathology and not a good thing
Jakey dews kek
>>145350055but his great grandfather was selling beans at the mercado in tijuana
can we get a webm of jomboy saying FUCK
I can laugh at Yankees fans all day any day
>>145350055v>>145350068
D O Y E R SOYERS
Roki Saski will come to the doyers
>cause if there’s more to life than baseball I don’t wanna live at all>if there’s more to life than pickin fights with the TV over calls>and they say the world’s your oyster, I wish I could have ‘em all>cause if my oysters full of poison I’ll keep calling strikes and balls
>>145350084that's a dbacks fan thoughever
>>145349993Hey bro, you got sunshine on a cloudy day?
>>145350164Woah based candeltanita! Also yes.
>>145349983Doyers
>>145350184Watching this new Red Sox documentary. Already knew most of this stuff but I’m learning for the first time about Kevin Millar’s “Cowboy Up” rally device. Red Sox of course lost to the Yankees in the 2003 ALCS…
does aaron judge have the heebie jeebies?
When does late night /mlb/ start?
>>145350164that guy looks like hes going to blow his load
just get me to new jomboy content
I'M NOT GAY. I have relationships with women, and sex with men.
>>145350292Doing it backwards fren
asshole
>>145350144hes gonna be a career cardinal
>>145350316>career cardinalis this some kind of gay sex innuendo ?
>>145350316no, LA has all the pull for jap superstars
I still want somebody to answer my question from the last thread.How many of the Yankees pop-ups to right field in Game 1 and 2 of the WS would have been home runs in their little league ballpark? I think playinf in their backyard baseball stadium hurt them in the long run. While they were able to get to the playoffs thanks to their short porch, actually winning games on the road would be hard for the team because they never learned how to hit real home runs. At least that's my theory on why the Yankees are going to lose to the Dodgers in five
>>145350340hummm didn't think about that. definitely the fan interference one
>>145350340I think you can look this up in (((statcast)))
>>145350363I'm a minority and don't know how to you statcast
>>145350227spammy is on a 3-day ban so not happening
>>145350375Spammy was posting earlier today though :(
Shohei's mistresses will heal him.
>>145350077I'm trying to make one but I'm such a newfag when it comes to DaVinci Resolve
I trust the bullpen game more than buehler
>>145350213It’s on Netflix right? Maybe I can find a torrent of it. Need some baseball kino until the Eries resumes.
>>145350436Pitching is a toss up even with the best, but he's still earned his start with his performances. Hope he does well.
>>145350436I made this post>>145350340And after making it I'm starting to believe that because of the Little League ballpark in New York, that we're going to see double digit scores for both teams all three games in New York. All of the pop-ups that we saw in Dodger stadium are going to be home runs in New York. If we get back to LA for game 6 and 7 I expect those to be low scoring games. If I gambled I would bet the over for all three games in New York and walk away with easy money
imagine thinking the Yankees aren't winning this in 6
>>145350439Yeah. It’s very obviously geared towards people new to baseball but it’s pretty good so far. Crazy how much more thee media cared about baseball even then. I think this was a good time to release it.
>>145350340They had the most No doubters in the regular season so your premise is retarded
I missed games 1 and 2 because i went to a festival instead, but good thing we won. I saw this totem at a set and took a picture for /mlb/ :)
>tfw Yankee stadium is 314 to right field and doyer stadium is only 300.Yankee stadium is also 404 to center to doyers 400.
>>145350496This may be wrong actually I am seeing different numbers on multiple websites: Wikipedia says dodger stadium RF wall is 330.
>>145350515It’s 330.
>>145350465Weather in New York is different and will affect how the ball with travel. Right-handers would need to hit it oppo to get it over the wall even though the shorter distance does help odds for home runs.
>>145350520Yea found a better site, Yankee stadium is babby park for sure. Doyer stadium has kino symmetrical dimensions actually, don’t think I ever noticed that. CF is shallow at 395 though.
dodgers had a higher average HR-xHR than Yankees. Meaning they got more park dependent homeruns than Yankees
An Edman or Freeman MVP would get great.
>>145350541Yeah softball girls could crush dingers in New York
>>145350541I'm the anon that started the talk about the Yankees baby ballpark dimensions. I did not know about this stat Denmark. That changes things. Now I'm wondering how they even calculate that stat You found. I wonder if that's that takes into consideration the marine layer and the time of day that games are played. Dodger games during the day carry the ball further than at night because of the Pacific Ocean. I wonder if that is taken into consideration and what factors impact Yankee stadium. I know it's in the city so I'm not sure how it's closeness to the Atlantic Ocean affects it because of all the buildings.
>>145350541They had no problem in CitiField, and thats deeper than YS
>>145350537I never knew this. Interesting thanks
I’m the anon who reckerposts
All this ballpark talk is funny because this video about the Dodgers stadium versus Yankee stadium just showed up in my feed.https://youtu.be/mFkUvYugPEM?si=rlys-WORg8PGOA8B
The Dodgers are gonna destroy the Yankees in their T ball park btw.
I'm the anon who posts this shark
>>145350584did you invent reckerposting? if so, much respect to ya
>>145350485nice who was your favorite act? music festivals can be a blast
Tear it down.
>>145350615It’s especially retarded because it’s not even the original ballpark. just make it symmetrical for chrissake.
>>145350611There’s a gay guy that posts recker and he’s been doing it for a decade plus (I know which team he roots for but I won’t spoil it) now a few of us pretend to be gay for recker
Oh look how aesthetic.
>>145350556I think it's just the distanceso there's an expected amount of dingers based on that distance vs actual dingers.Yankees hit a higher % of no doubters as well than doyersI think the better argument would be that Yankees like long ball anyway and then built a stadium with a short porch that favors hitting dingersBasically if you play long ball you would want a small field. If you play small ball you want a bigger fieldthen again it's also because of a train track
>>145350623so kino the royals copied it
>>145350615Yes tear down this and Wrigley. Fuck old stadiums we need more room for shopping and other non baseball things
>>145350622>pretendspeak for yourself
>>145350625The Dodgers are just as good as the Yankees at going yard. The main advantage of the Yankees is their starting pitching.
>>145350634It ain’t gay if it’s Recker!
Chihuahuas are sleeping
>>145350651I like chihuahua posts. I think you posted a very funny video of dog peeing on a wall but I couldn’t respond to it cuz I was banned
>>145350625Thanks for the insight Denmark. Appreciate you. I'm not sure if you're a expat living abroad or not, but I think you're genuine in your Angel fandom and not just an anti Ohtani hater. I respect you more because you are ride and die for the angels rather than just a jilted Ohtani hater.>>145350340I don't post often, but I appreciate the discussion that we had about ballparks /mlb/. I said in another post a few weeks ago that you guys are my friend even though I don't post. Good night
>>145350655I saw it. I think it was the dodgers padres game. Wasn’t me tho
>>145350541dodgers stadium played really small this year, makes you wonder why
Another stat: Yankees hit 118 homers at home and 119 awayLast year the also hit more on the road than at homeIt's generally a trend that they hit more dingers away than home
This was Denmark in Game 1 of the WShttps://youtube.com/shorts/FCMyK39tYq8?si=4jt1XCsh-WrV2m70
What are Dodger lifelongs bitching about now?
>>145350669oh kek for some reason I thought I remembered it was a chihuahua in the video and I figured it had to be you
>>145350665Yeah i watched Angels in the beginning this year but they sucked and Trout got injured so i just watched the highlights more than gamesI don't see why i should post about Angels in the post season. So yes i'm hater posting rn(my World Series this year weill be doyers choking a 2-0 lead kek)
>>145350679They are having cum withdrawals. They need a dose of cum
>>145350665this retard really posted this as if denmark didn’t just bandwagon the padres, mets and now yankees throughout the postseason because of how obsessed with ohtani he is.
>>145350615soul>>145350623soulless
>>145350728he said he doesn’t post here often give him a break will ya
>>145350735why would i give a bandwagoner who has never even attended a baseball game in his life a break?
>>145350739I meant the guy you replied to doesn’t post here often ie he doesn’t know that denmark just hops on one team or another and was hardly here watching the angels this year and he’ll probably leave once the dodgers win
Neutral hereI just hope the best team wins because i'm an Angel fan so i'm not invested in the outcome either way it just want to see some good baseballI'm gonna watch every series without picking a side because i'm not a filthy bandwagoneryuck imagine doing that
>>145350614i really liked afroki day 1 (afrojack b2b steve aoki)
Hey neutrals how much have you neutrally enjoyed the playoffs so far?I have to say me personally i'm somewhat neutral about it
>>145350730*Gets stuck behind a pillar*
>>145350651Has this image always been on a canvas and rotated slightly? Am I losing my mind?
I think a little asymmetry is needed. All parks being the same would be soulless, it’s part of what makes baseball unique. Is anyone else symmetrical besides LA and KC thoughever?
>>145350926polo grounds
>>145350926dbacks is close
>>145350926Old Wrigley(LA) was pretty neat
Dumbass
>>145350926jays stadium nearly symmetric
>>145350625How many of those no doubters were from Judge tho, who has been effectively non-existent in the post-season?
>>145351007https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/home-runs?sort=no_doubters&sortDir=descohtani, judge, soto top 3 no doubters. stantons also up there
Fuck you
Asshoney Recker
>>145350968Holy kino, hitting it out to dead center would be so satisfying lmao
How good is Schmidt do the dodgers have a chance?
>>145351092Literally who?
>>145351092>>145333161
I believe in the dodgers winning game 3.
>>145351104
what the?
>>145351111The digits have turned their back on usagi… doggiedoosissies wat do??
YIPES!!!
GIVE ME DICK! OR GIVE ME DEATH!
>>145351126Famous Thomas Jefferson quote
>>145351126Most heterosexual diamondbacks fan
>>145351130That old fag wanted to call it the Gayclaration of Intheassness
>>145351104>>145351111It’s over :(
>>145351119Nothing. The villain gets the upper hand in the first episode before losing in the next. All part of the script
>>145351163I’m scared though!!!
Faggot
Asshole
It's the hwhanker's I can't stand
grrr
Fuck my ass NOW
>>145351204>>145351213Is this kind of language really necessary? Can’t you get your point across without resorting to such uncouth rhetoric?
>>145351321Flip yourself, flipper
cripes
Any oldfags remember this /mlb/ gem that MINDFUCKED /nfl/?https://youtu.be/3TiX3TPMX6M?
>>145350926ES Con Field in Hokkaido is so dedicated to being an MLB-level ballpark that they even have sovlful asymmetrical field dimensions, unlike the bland boring fields most ballparks there have. Easily the most based ballpark in Japan.
>>145350086Based Hulkie fan.
>>145350454Cute! Cute! Cute!!!
>>145351367Yes.
>>145350547>WMAF
>>145351104Holy shit Yankbros. There's a chance.
>>145351321this is doopin mental....
Just get me to 28.
anyone play the Out of the Park baseball sim games? I'm thinking about getting the latest one. I don't know what to do with myself when the World Series is over...
Anthony Recker
The only reason the Yankees are in the Series is because the American League is a mediocrity. There are six teams in the National League that are as good as or better than the Yankees; the Dodgers, Mets, Phillies, Padres, Braves and Cubs.
>>145352985Cub em!
idk anything about clarke schmidt. can a yankees fan give me a qrd?
>>145352985Why did they put in the Cubs while they were there?That's definitely weird.
>>145353162cubs own your sorry ass
i think dave roberts will punt this game. buehler will get the humiliation ritual kershaw treatment
Why is Ohtani still first on the lineup? It doesn't make sense
>>145353243marketing
jankees fans on twitter are saying this year's team will be like the 1996 team. thoughts?
>>145353321When did Yankees fans become so soft?
>>145353243>Hit leadoff>First swing is a miss>Suddenly starts holding his shoulder and is pulled from the game>Have MRI>It is revealed that he completely separated his shoulder>Can't pitch and now can't hit>Sits out the entire 2025 season
>>145353321Everyone think the Yankees are just going to get swept
>>145353243Because Ohtani has made more money than any other major leaguer and is the greatest and most valuable player.
>>145352958ootp is great, highly recommendit's been a while since I played (I think my last one was '23) but it was such a timesink I had to force myself to stop
>>145353332would be really funny if r aaron judge gets the largest standing ovation ever when he takes the bat and goes 0-4 for the game
did anyone tell jankees fans that trea turner was complete ass this postseason?
>>145353345So you would put him in the middle of the lineup for a multiple run homer. Come on Nippon anon you should know that
>>145353174You must come to see the opening game in Tokyo next season.To do that, you need to practice bowing at a 90 degree angle a few hundred times now.
>>145353354>timesinkyeah definitely seems like it. I'm gonna pull the trigger thanks anon.
>>145353416You should definitely come to Tokyo.
>>145353481I want to visit Osaka but I bet in Tokyo they're obsessed with Ohtani
soulless: polygonal outfield wallsoulful: circular arc outfield wall so that every part is equidistant from home
>In some alternate universe, Cricket is the #1 sport in Japan and Ohtani is best Bowler of his generation
>>145351599
>>145353530god I want to see him play cricket
Yamamoto is the real Japanese baseball hero
>>145353530>>145353544Soonhttps://youtu.be/2Fc73Wkx_5Q?si=RHhCXH3rtQngDoc-
>>145353522What are you talking about? You came to Tokyo to support Otani. Osaka is just a dangerous place with nothing going on.
Shohei should have married an Olympic athlete.
>>145353664Well I've never been to Japan, Osaka just seems like a more chill way to experience Japan than Tokyo
>>145353536>WMAF parentsits like that chinese lady predicted
>>145353243>>145353416Well you're right that logically it'd make more sense to slot him in 2nd or 3rd now that he's not a threat on the bases. And Mookie is historically a fantastic leadoff hitter. It's just that if you have Mookie leading off you end up with two lefty batters if you go Mookie, Ohtani, Freeman. You could slot Teo inbetween I guess. Could also have Freeman 2nd and Ohtani 4th. But then again, 2-0 up in the World Series. The order has been as it's been for half the season. It would be kind of weird to change it all up when it's working and you're so close to winning it all. Maybe there are intricacies like Mookie benefiting from seeing what they throw to Ohtani. Or Freddie. Like vs Nestor Cortes in game 1. That's just me speculating though.
>>145353523Imagine being this wrong
>>145353554You definitely can't say that in Japan.Even if it's a lie, you have to say Ohtani is the greatest player.
>>145353664Osaka has Tobita Shinchi and the others (Matsushima and Shinodayama), which makes it better than Tokyo.
>>145353731No one cares Doyerpaco
>>145353731You're not wrong, the Dodgers just have a lot of good hitters so I guess they're just putting Ohtani up first for the fans? I always saw Ohtani more as a good pitcher than a hitter anyway.
>>145353808i literally just told you it was marketing
>>145353750Well as a filthy Gaijin I respect Yamamoto way more than Ohtani right now
Everyone knows Senga and Imanaga are the best Japanese baseball players in the US rn
i could care less about japanese baseball players and i wish /mlb/ would stop acting like the best baseball players in the world come from japan. its simply not true
>>145353865It's all in good fun. You are posting on an anime website after all
>>145353865You're just jealous of the Japanese players, dumb American
>>145353894>anime websiteit's not 2014 anymore
>>145353865Doyers
>>145353917ohtani has 3-4 years more tops for his career. most japanese players burn out quick anyway.
>>145353919Sure thing, pal
>>145353865They're new to the sport and le anime man eases them into it.
>>145353948your photoshops aren't even good. i'm so sick of newfags in the genny
>>145353966I'm sick of you being mad about something I didn't even make.
>>145354015>reposting ugly edits intentionallyeven worse
>>145354027>yankcuck seething
>>145354051i'm a dodger fan though
>>145353763You're a Japanese person with a fake IP address, right?How do you know about a red-light district called Tobita Shinchi?Also, I really wanted this video, thank you.
>>145354059Then just have fun Doyerbro
>>145353966nigga needs to learn to scale instead of stretch
>>145353192He's gonna use Knack or Honeywell for the punt. Tonight Buehler is gonna give up one bomb, get pissed and plunk Rizzo, and then not give up any more runs.
>>145353966Send edits!
LETS GO DOYERS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>145354162check this one out!
Yankeebros…it’s not over. Win tonight.
>>145354188it'll be over in the top of the 1st
How we feeling today Doyerbros?
>>145354188Nah, it's going to be a Doyers sweep
Clarke Schmidt needs to have the pitching performance of his life tonight
>>145354188I'm not completely hopeless but this indeed a must win game. >>145354220Don Larsen incoming.
>>145354216feeling good but the yanks have kept it very close in game 1 and game 2. i think if they figure out their own internal issues they could take tonight and more. doyers postseason collapse has not occurred yet
>>145354298it is true this series has been closer than vs. the mets and padres where every game was a blowout both ways.
>>145354070It's not like Tobita is some big secret. Shinodayama is the one that is out of the city's center and is more restrictive and doesn't accept foreigners even though there are some shops that make exceptions for me. I also mess around with a bunch of 立ちんぼ and P活 girls, and Osaka also tends to be better in my experience.
Did my fellow Holodoyers go to their local Round 1 and drain the Hololive crane games?
>>145354179Nice!
>>145354220>clarke schmidtliterally fucking whohow did these stankees make it this far>comedy central
walker buehler loves to pitch in cold weather with his tight pants btw
>Poodres were the Doyers toughest challenge all postseason>24 and counting scoreless innings
>>145354415the padres self-induced collapsed must be studied for future generations. it's like the doyer fans throwing shit on the field / dave's claim about manny throwing a ball in his direction got to them somehow
>>145354415Not looking bright for the skankees
>>145354415I look forward to counting the innings until they score a run next season.
>>145354432>padres self-induced collapsed>Implying they were not paid off by Manfred and the League to throw the last 2 games so they can settle their debts
>>145354415>>145354432>>145354462>>145354462San Diego doesn't even deserve to have a MLB team. Relocation is coming soon.
They tricked people into thinking the Yankees were good
>put in the mexican who hasnt thrown in 2 months
Salvador Perez became the 1st Royal to win the Roberto Clemente Award today, and he'll probably be the 2nd Royal to go into the Hall of Fame. Will he reach 1000+ Career RBIs next season?
I'm waiting for the Boone chimpout
>>145354911I don't think we see one. I think deep down he knows that the Dodgers are a better team than his. And that he's getting a coached by Dave Roberts. I think he takes his sweep like a cuck imho
>>145354894>916 currently >had 104 this season Yea he could prob do that. Can we talk about how there is no way he’s 34 years old though?
>>145354951Yeah, he's 34, but he might not last longer because he's a catcher which is the 2nd toughest and injury prone position outside of a pitcher.
>>145354997I laughed when Jake said Salvador Perez was younger than he was... how is that possible lmao. Salvy looks like he's pushing 40.
>>145355057Catching wears you down
>>145354950I think you’re gay and retarded
>>145353162I know you’re just some American kid on a VPN but this is why. The cubs dominated the AL last year, they would have carved through AL like a hot knife through butter if they were in the Mickey Mouse league. Maybe think before you post, just because you have a Japanese flag that doesnt mean your posts don’t have to stand for themselves. Use your head
I miss pre-Manfred mlb so much bros.....
>>145355199selig sistas rise up
kino weather this morning LA bros
>>145355258smell that fresh weed and smog filled air!
My Dodgers are two (2) wins away from a World Series Championship.
flyover detectedyour local "10/10" just booked her one way out of your shithole
>>145355339>i l-love living in liberal hellholes
We are going to also get Roki, and I can't wait for the rest of the fans in the league to seethe as Shohei builds his new ethnostate in LA.
stupid flyo-AHÅÖAEUGH I CANT BREATH
>>145355382Half Mexican half japs are gonna rebuild the country. Imagine how hard working they would be.
Gaylanta is on a mission
>>145355363I say this unironically
>>145355400I live near Bakersfield kinda. Thank god the wind always blows the other way. WHAT A FUCKING DUMP! I thought Oxnard was bad.
we need to rip up the water rights california has to the colorado river. there are so many people that are "less than" in california, why are we keeping them alive
Rings won after 2019 don't count
>>145355480>MLB's dream match up>fewer viewers than 2018kek
>>145355199>>145355248>>145355199>>145355248funny, this girl at work last night was asking me about ohtani's 50th home run ball, and how it could sell for so much. and I was telling her about the mcgwire home run, and being a kid but I could still recall vividly seeing this home run live in my parent's living room. we didn't know how good we had it bros.
>>145355400i live 1 mile from the ocean. my air quality is always good
>>145355480this is pathetic. even 2017 astros-dodgers got more viewers in game 2
>>145355339She's not going there to fuck 5'4 car mechanics from east LA
>>145355480I dont care about TV ratings cuz it doesn't eaffect me in any way but I'm kinda shocked its not drawing more than 2017. arent LA/NY the biggest markets in the US?
Mariners!
>>145355766Just because they won't fuck you means they won't fuck other midgets
>>145355720NTA but how much do you pay for rent/mortgage ???? I've always been curious. My brother moved to the bay area and he said he could never own a home there even though he and his wife both make middle 6 figures
>the best baseball player is canadianI will now watch your sport
the narrow world view flyover cant fathom that successful whites like and want to live in LAseethe
>>145355480what does manfred need to do to get viewership
>>145355687Wow wow wow steroids steroids steroids wonderful good America.
>>145355882Pipe down Tojo
>>145355882yes
>>145355876are you the guy that lives a mile from the water? Can you answer this: >>145355810 pls?
My Yankees fan dad hates Verdugo more than Jazz cause he thinks acting like a wigger is detestable since “he should know better”
>>145355810>NTA but
>>145355939>Verdugo>whiteyour dad
>>145355942it means "not that anon" how is that reddit? there are usernames on reddit. I feel like I needed to clarify cuz one guy just wants to make fun of coasties but I want to learn
>>145355882ohtani takes steroids
>>145355926im not him but im also around that distancebut my home is worth millions and is truly out of reach for the average 6 figure tech cuckalthough if your brother and wife are mid 6 figures they should be around a mil a year, they can definitely afford a big house in a nice area with that income
>>145355740Seems like an indictment on the NY media market, considering LA is the constant between the two series. Plus LA is dragging Japan along with it.
>>145355965Too be fair he looks white at a glance
I wonder if 2hu will go back to his Doyerpaco roots once the Padres move out of San Diego.
It's gameday baby!
Anyone wanna play doctor? I need a prostrate exam >.<
Braves fan please, it's Monday.
>>145356098DOYERS SWEEP
>>145356057hmmm I see. Maybe its just the bay area is more expensive than southern california? who knows.
Can't wait for the next crop of young strapping white players with Scandinavian names>Cooper Bergstrom>Dylan Hojdahl>Spencer Jensen>Jackson Holmberg>Jake Vestergaard
>>145356098So you should stream on YouTube, don't just slack off and play around.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/world-series-yankees-mets-fans.htmlThey got the two most Jewish looking guys in the world to write this
>>145356274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNs6QJh1CZw
>>145356274>They got the two most Jewish looking guysin nymag?say it ain't so
>>145356160It is more expensive. By alot
>>145356274>intelligencerMore like retardationer
>>145356342I guess that makes cents. there is lesser bay real real estate than southern cali
>>145355810i don't pay for it lol. my parents bought their house in the 1980s and i live the neet life
>>145356274>Real New Yorkers Root for the Yankeesgood thing I live in connecticut
This is fucking bull shit. Do you honestly believe it was Ohtani's interpreter placing those bets? I can't believe this guy gets a pass. Maybe if Pete Rose had an interpreter he'd be in the hall of fame.
>>145356554You have to go back, crossboarder
probably going to miss the game tonight because i got invited to play tennis. sorry bros
>>145356785>playing tennis in the evening when the sun is already down
everywhere i go there's dodgers stuff up in small businesses. pretty based.
YOU AINT NEVAH EVEN BEEN DOWN 0-2 UNTIL YOU DONE IT IN NEW YORK I MEAN CMON FUHGEDDABOUT IT
>>145356785
AAAYYYY OOOOH IM FROM FUCKIN NEW YORK I LIVE IN A RENT CONTROLLED SHOEBOX FOR TREE GRAND A WEEK BUT HEY AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A CAR PAYMENT CMON YKNOW HEY I MEAN IF YOU DONT LIVE IN UH ANT COLONY ARE YOU EVEN A HUMAN FUCKIN BEIN
>>145356554hey tripfag why don’t you interpret deez nutsayyyyoooooo
do new yorkers seriously not have drivers licenses?
>>145356177For me it’s Ragnar Kjelldenhoost
>>145356962You don't need one in NYC. Stealing cars and driving them wherever you want is a human right
>>145356962yes. An old friend of mine who grew up in the Valley and went to NY for work says he doesn't even have a car anymore and just bikes everywhere.
I WEAR A MEMBAS ONLY JACKET WID A TRACKSUIT IM FROM FUCKIN NEW YORK
>>145357005im not talking about that i'm talking about they don't know how to drive
>>145357023Christopher is that you?
AYYYY OHHH FILL UP DA BOX WITH SCHFOOYADELLS NAPPOLY DONS AND BIYALIS IM FROM FUCKIN NEW YORK WE AINT NEVAH HAD A BEARCLAW
>Aaron Judge this postseason, whatevah happened there
post your favorite new york slice
>>145356962depends where you live. if you live in the city you probably don't, a lot of them will never drive a car unless they move.
What makes New York pizzas different from other pizzas? I'm talking the average pizza, not memes like Chicago deep dish etc.
Big Dawgs Gotta Eat
>>145357134idk about pizza or bagels. you can find better anywhere. but the cheesecake in the new york is top tier, best in the entire world. have never found a perfect cheesecake outside of new york
>>145357149based buehler. sit the FUCK down!!!
go head and let em big dawgs eat
>>145357090Buffalo Chicken slice is simply the best.>>145357134NY pizza is known for it's thin center with is pliant and foldable while the curst is nice and crunchy. Compare this to New Haven CT style pizza, where both the crust and the center are crunchy and baked in a charcoal brick oven.
Let that big dawg monch
Indiana has the best pizza
big dawg is houngry
>>145357149Is it bad that I confuse Flaherty and Buehler still?
>>145357263How could you confuse a black man with a white man?
>>145357250>not Noble Roman'sngmi
Big dawgs checking in
da autentic slice
Let the big dawgs roll
>>145357263>still?flaherty hasn't even been on the dodgers for more than 4 months and buehler has been here since he was a prospect
and dont fuhgedda garlic knots IM FOOKIN WALKIN OVA HE UH
Best New York pizza right here
SO I SAYS TO DA GUY LISTEN PALLIE YOU AINT NEVAH HAD UH EGG CREAM UNTIL YOU BEEN TO FANOOKIOS ON FIF AVE I MEAN CMON FUHGEDDABOUT IT
>>145350470You could make an insane amount of money if you genuinely believed this.
my poodres could have prevented all this....
hope you enjoy whats in store tonight
>>145357845Please fuck my ass
>>145357845
>>145357845Mnh....
>>145357845merp erm dafuq?
IF YOU WANT REAL AHDENTIC EYETALIAN BUFFALO PIZZA YOU NEEDA TUWAK TO CHIEF MOOTZADELL UP IN ALBANY
>>145354352Fucking Atlanta's R1 still doesn't have them yet
AYYYYY OHHHH WHAT? YOU SOME KINDA MEZZAFANOOK? YOU GOIN TO LONG ISLAN FAH SOME MANASSIN OR WHAT?
>>145357845league needs this to go to g7, so dodgers will be dealing with a nice big strike zone at bat
>>145350050JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY (WHAT)ORALE DODGERS GONNA WIN TODAY AGAIN
Tonight the Yankees get extra ghost runners at Manfred’s request
New York City is the San Fernando Valley of New Jersey and it’s just a fact.
Why do they call it “The Bronx” when “A Bronx” would be better.
Okay, let me get this straight. New Yorkers live in burrows and ride underground trains but I’m supposed to think they’re not mole people uh huh sure
Look at this silly goober.
>>145358621well we did see this...
>>145358621They're called bureaus. There's a gay bureau, bi bureau, trans bureau, etc
I'm a girl
Dodgers!
>>145358668I need another angle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejAMlcndQo
More like Hollow Life, because that's what your existence is
Why isn't Cole pitching today ? Are they saving him for a ptiching duel with Yamamoto or something ?
>>145358680you’d think they could wheel someone out from the last dodgers/yankees ws or something
>>145359029Because Schmidt is pitching
When I was your age I watched cartoons too - the difference was I didn't masturbate to them (besides Daisy Duck)
>>145359029he should be back game 4, but they really fucked up by wasting his start
Let's spin dis back around to dem cubbie bears
i’m feeling good today
Portland Baseball Club, formerly known as the San Diego Padres.
Has Salt Lake City a team yet?
>>145359492Salt City Brine Flies
>>145359492da bees
It's gonna be a Dodger sweep.Yankees just don't got that dawg in 'em
>>145359029Obama made Cole illegal
Does Yankee stadium have a short porch to attract the manlet audience?
The Yankees used to be called the “Jerkoffees” but it didn’t fit on the uniforms.
>>145359368why did he move edman down again im so pissed
More like Aaron Arbitration Consultant
The Stuyvesant Stunods
>>145359723Small dawgs eat last
>>145360072Roberts want Edman as the lead off hitter but ownership wont let him move ohtani back in the order so this is the closest he can get
>>1453600721. Tommy doesn't hit with power against righties2. Shohei smokes righties so they like someone with speed and a high OBP to be on base for him
Reminder that it’s canon that Captain America, from Brooklyn, is a Dodger fan and not a stinkee.
>>145360174Ohtani should bat cleanup now that he's done stealing
>>145360072Edman setting the table for the lineup is great. And he's a switch hitter so it prevents the bottom of the from trying to walk and get 3 righties or lefties in a row.
>>145359344
>>145360278…I need cum….
>>145360278$100 parking
There is no reason at all that Staten Island should be considered part of New York
It’s impossible to explain in three words or less that cheating in baseball is wrong.
judge homers tonight btwbet the house on it
I think if the Dodgers win the WS and then sign Soto I might stop following baseball as closely as I do
“Homers” is New York speak for “eats four donuts and beats his blue haired wife with a hair stick”
Soto would never go to the dodgers because he’s the wrong kind of mexican for la
Please God give me another Yankees loss for the memes.
>>145360430>they actually believe the bait headlinescome on guys how new are you
Aaron Judge, fuckin D-girl!
>>145360397rulebreaking ruins sports
>>145360605You can cheat without breaking a rule though
>>145360671give me one example of that
>>145360687okay there’s no rule that says you can’t pay ladies to break the other players hearts before a game
>>145360529Gay York lmao
>>145360708not cheating
>>145360529Gay York Gaynkees lmao
>>145360737okay, I pay the players wives to skip their birth control or puncture condoms and pay them to reveal this information the morning of game 7
If Aaron Boone doesn’t get a win this series he won’t even get a job as a fluffer on the set of a lesbian screwball comedy heist movie and that’s a fact you can take to the bank. Cap this post, if Boone gets swept he never works in Hollywood again
>>145360806dad strength is not cheating
>>145360278
>>145360858so you’re saying that paying players wives to be absolute bitches to them the day of game 7 isn’t cheating? Just so you understand, I’m saying I’m handing Mrs. judge or whoever $100k cash to be an absolute cunt to him so he can’t focus and you think that’s not cheating?
