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IT'S OVER
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>>145351987
Where does he rank among post-fergie united managers?
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>>145351987
ERAS COME TO AN END
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>>145351987
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Good job. Great lad. 9 billion and it's yours
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>>145351987
what was the funniest ten hag match?
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>>145351996
I'd say 2nd. Behind Mourinho, but surpassing Van Gaal
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>>145351987
his era has come to an end

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/Man-Utd-official-club-statement-on-Erik-ten-Hag-28-Oct?t=y&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=link_post&utm_campaign=muwebsite
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>>145351987
Is it?
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>>145352028
>?t=y&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=link_post&utm_campaign=muwebsite
VIRUS
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>>145352014
Patetico are finna boutta sack Cholo. him at Manure would be kino of the lowest order, I'm talking an eternal /mug/ with a sticky
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United will keep sucking
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>>145352035
Any predictions for Erik? I'd say Dortmund
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>>145351987
Ten Hag dood, wat nou?

Ik ook?
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ik ook
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>>145351987
Two trophies behind man shitty treble winners's team over other managers. He is actually good wtf
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BAD EBENING
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>>145351987
Southgate in.
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>>145351987
KEEEEEK
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ARISE
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>>145351987
Why?
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Is Van Nistelroy any good? Really hoping for Southgate
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Couldn't make it to the Ten games.

Erik Nine Hag
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Ohnonono
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ERA STATUS?
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>>145352012
>what was the funniest ten hag match?

Got to be 7-0, that's a historical pounding against your biggest rivals.

To this day if you google 7-0 it's the first result that pops up
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>>145352012
the 0-4 defeat against Brentford with Ronaldo on the bench
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>>145351987
A sad day, the memes will always be there but it will never be the same again. All the joy Ten Hag (TM) has given to people, the /mug/ (TM) will also never be the same again. A horrible day indeed.
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>>145352099
14th in the league
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ERA OF THE RUUD
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>>145352129
>the /mug/ (TM) will also never be the same again

/mug/ pre-dates Ten Hag, it will carry on
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>>145352048
>Dortmund
Yeah either that or back to Ajax after a long hiatus and extended therapy sessions to recover from Manure. or would the Dutch NT take him?
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Southgate's unironically going to get the job.

and he'll do well. top 10 finish secured.
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>>145352028
>permanent
yeh well that isn't true is it? We already know that person will be on borrowed time.
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>>145351987
SOUTHGATE STATUS?

>>145352115
kek xavi cant speak english and bruno is the opposite of a player he would like.
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>>145351987
Fuck lads, what an era
ill miss this fucking conehead

if i was to rank the eras of /mug/ aka the banter they brought id put him 3rd.
Ole at the wheel was 1, moyes 2.


who could they get that would be complete banter? southgate? big ange?
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>>145351987
Slot won
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>>145351987
Erasbros...
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>>145352129
hownew.ru
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>>145351987
>He's no longer at the wheel
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>>145352140
>mfw he made ajax like 200m from buying all their shit players for man u, so he will have a huge budget there to challenge for CL
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is he good
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>>145351987
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>>145352182
no hes a huge meme. this would be a disaster unironically. not a united fan though so kinda would be funny if they did.
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>>145351987
Sir Gareth.... RISE!!!
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>>145351987
>28th October
>10th month
>2+8=10
>’Ten’ Hag
The script was written
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>>145352182
liverpoo spoke to him, realised hes legit insane and went for someone else so i wouldnt expect much desu
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>>145352140
The Dutch team is definitely a possibility!
Probably would do a better job then Koeman too
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>>145352182
He flew to West Ham mid-season and got rejected by them, and as a result tanked his chance at the Liverpool job, pissed off Sporting fans and had to make a public apology

He's a potential lolcow
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>>145352012
>what was the funniest ten hag match?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjaifKKr6p4
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Prayer circle for Southgate
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Reflecting back, how would you rate Ten Hag's reign strictly from on /sp/ standpoint?
I.e. memes, shitposts, mug's


I think it provided plenty of entertainment but lacked the cutting class and innovation of your Jose's, your Van Gaal's and your Ole's. I can't think of a particular new standout meme from this era, but perhaps memory fails
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>>145351987
>missed tuchel by a few weeks
top kek
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>>145352223
Tuchel turned them down in the summer
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>>145352048
Got to be ajax after all that business he's thrown their way.
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>>145352216
thomas frank would be a sensible appointment
i feel potter wouldnt be bad, sure he failed at boehly fc but so did poch, tuchel, lampard, etc

the rest would be terrible
RVN would be another ole at the wheel situation

really they should have done this in summer when flick tuchel poch nagelsmann were available
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>>145351987
Honestly the only manager that could fix this mess of a club is Ancelotti, they've tried every single type of manager: established legend, trendy hipster, former player, norf caveman
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>>145352228
Likely because they gave him wishy washy shit regarding the situation
If they sacked Ten Hag in the summer then they undoubtedly could have got Tuchel in
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WHEN I SAY BALD YOU SAY FRAUD
BALD
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>>145352235
They interviewed multiple people in the summer and they all said no or didn't fit united's system
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>>145352242
>united's system
implying they have one
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Does anyone have the image of Mourinho’s head on a ball with goal line technology and the words changed to “NO JOB”

Swap Ten Hag in
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>>145352233
Honestly what Ten Hag did was pretty based.

He came in, gave all his old Ajax buddies big contracts, got them paid, got himself paid and then dipped out. His mates still make good money, he did too and will move on to a comfy job with less pressure. Just looking out for the lads. United might have suffered but why would he give a shit?
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>>145352242
what is their system?
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>>145351987
>won 2 trophies
>defined an era
>fans loved him
>players loved him

That's why this damn club is in the state it's in.
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>>145352239
GOAT

>>145352251
and a lot of those guys and him share the same agent..
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>>145351987
JUST
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>>145352048
Ajax and he gets another cheeky Champions League run
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>>145352251
>He came in, gave all his old Ajax buddies big contracts, got them paid, got himself paid and then dipped out.

Dont forget got insane agent fees for the same guy who's his agent lmao
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>>145351987
the thing with ETH is he managed to get 3rd playing the exact same way he does now but with ole's squad

now he has brought in a complete dogshit team to replace those players and comes 14th.

so basically he had to go because he bought all these bad players, but also a new manager isnt going to make these players good. they have no players that are good enough to challenge for the league/CL right now, they need an entire new squad

>>145352237
*raises eyebrow*
*rashford scores a hat trick*
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Ole caretaker manager for the rest of the season. Southgate starting next season. A new golden era of /mug/kino.
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>>145352180
>so he will have a huge budget
H-haha yeah.....
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bring back Mou, unironically
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>>145352251
He also got them outbof a trophy dip. He got that at the very least
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why is slut good but ten hag bad? both dutch, both bald, both from eredivisie etc


i dont get it. is it just all ajax managers are memes?
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>>145351987
fucking gutted lads
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>>145352251
If he does go to ajax it will prove it all right
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today is a sad day for all of /mug/....
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How do you say bald fraud in English?
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>>145352035
>Patetico are finna boutta sack Cholo
No they aren't he will 100% outlast Flick at Barca
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Sir Gareth incoming
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>>145352323
sean dyche
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>>145352308
who says slut is good? it's only been a few games into the season plus they haven't actually been that good, just clinical
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>>145352182
Perfect to extend the /mug/ era of Manure
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i hear ole is available

>>145352328
yeah true it could be new manager bounce.
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Big Sam will save us from relegation
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>>145351987
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/mug/ legend :(
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>>145352216
>amorim
no chance it's him
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imagine southgate reinstates /mug/uire as captain
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A sad day for everyone
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alri
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West Ham ruined the fun....
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let's see you ook now, you fucking stupid bastard
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THE AGE OF ROONEY?

>>145352348
why?
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>>145352361
Cum. Everywhere. I will cease to eat from that point onwards for there will be endless FEASTING going on in /mug/.
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>Ruud Van Nistelroy, here we go soon
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Ronaldo won.
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>>145352140
He would be good at a national team. He can win knockout tournaments, he’s just awful in the league. I actually thought they could have just swapped him for Southgate at England.
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>>145351987
>I'm cashing you out ETH
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>>145352369
we got greedy, maybe a point was for the best....
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>>145351987
It was fun while it lasted.
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>>145352372
He has hair
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>ruud van nis as interim manager
How will this pan out
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this is my own personal 9/11
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The memory will live on forever.
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>>145352048
Leicester once Cooper gets sacked
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>>145352077
It won't happen. It they were going to appoint Southgate they would have just straight up done that instead of using an interim. The only possibility for Southgate is if literally every other manager turns them down.
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>>145352372
>why?
his campaign with Sporting is going very well right now, no good reason to jump ship, especially to one in flames
he will leave but only at the end of the season
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>>145352389
>players have no shield for criticism anymore
>want to keep their 300k wages so try for a bit
>rvn gets appointed permanent 6 year deal
>players stop trying and he gets exposed
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>Van Gaal
>Mou
>Ole
>Rangnick
>Ten Hag
Sir Marcus sees off another one
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good ebening?
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>>145352308
Because Slot actually made Feyenoord play competitively against clubs from the top 4 leagues in UCL while Ten Hag generally didn't with arguably a richer squad. Ten Hack was always overrated. Even Big Ange is better at this point.
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they finally cooked
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>>145352100
No. He did decent with PSV but they're guaranteed to finish 2nd and I think his players considered him a retard
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its always a nervous time for us ABUs

theres always that new manger bounce and the hype that yanited fans and the press bring after they spend another quarter of a billion pounds

they have to get it right eventually
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I guess eras do come to an end
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I'm so sad, I don't want the /mug/ days to be over, what if they hire someone good? what do we do then?
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>>145352100
He did pretty well at PSV, but board fuckery eventually made him resign. It remains to be seen what he will do at United
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>>145351987
At the end of the day, Era's really do come to an end.
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odds zidane in
evens xavi in
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>>145352442
Oh I'm sorry, are the Glazers leaving? I must have missed the news
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I'm not sure anyone can fix it, the team is shit and completely overpaid, they've no way to offload all the dead weight because nobody will take them, and they need to replace basically everybody
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erabros..... its ended....
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>>145352442
Looking all over Europe for a new manager, to ultimately stick with the one you've got, and give him £200m to spend on shite players proves the /mug/ train isn't going to slow down.
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>>145352442
look at how ineos are doing at nice
they will get rooney or something
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>>145351987
Well at least he grow a hair soon
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If United had scored 3-4 goals in the first half yesterday, like they honestly should have, everyone would have been calling that the best 45 minutes they'd played in a very long time and they would have won that game easily, perhaps by 4-5 goals.
If this faggot team I support turn up and start scoring finally I will LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT
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ladies and gentlemen..
we got him
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Good riddance
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>>145352145
Xavi's English is fine.
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>>145351996
Second, apparently, behind Mourinho
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>>145351987
United is literally 14th
Beaten by shitty Wet Spam
Not even their fans are mad anymore
Hell, 0-3 Liverpool feels like the usual Monday for Mancs

I'd say this is the right time

Hopefully, Southgate is the replacement
Please don't be Amorim
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THE RETURN OF OLE IS UPON US
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Southgate would be the funniest shit, fund it
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i hear the chosen one is available
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>>145352048
Go Ahead Eagles
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Put Roy Keane in charge, see how long it takes for him to punch a player and get fired. I give it two weeks
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imagine they go for pogba as manager.
or lingard
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>>145352474
He also won
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inb4 Van Nisterooy does a half decent job the next six months then gets a 5 year deal only to be sacked a year later
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>>145352483
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sacking a manager because he didn't get results on the pitch is not the United way. Fergie would never have allowed it, that's probably INEOS did him in. bastards
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>>145352510
>Wetin Antony give you chop
mmm ebola
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>>145351987
eras cum to awn end xD
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>>145352099
This >>145352136 plus
>8 goals scored in 11 games, 11 conceded
>third least goals scored of all teams
>possibly 16th in the table next week
>relegation candidate
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dont cry because its over
smile because it happened... AGAIN
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united need a decent manager, but despite spending all that money still need a clearout and a lot of spending

not sure even Zidane or Ancelotti could turn it around in under 2 seasons
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>>145352442
mug stopped being funny when Ole left
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FUCK
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>>145352543
name my band
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So how shit is Nistelrooy gonna be?
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>>145352555
type O negative goal difference
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>Eras
>Come to an end
Pick both
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SACKED IN THE MORNING
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think of all the memes hes brought us.
what a legend
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>8 managers afrer fergie
>all suck dick with the team
Is this club cursed?
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Whats the final transfer cost amount?
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>>145352593
>WE DONT SACK ARE MANAGERS

HOWLING AT THE STATE OF COMPETENCY FC
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>>145352251
If he stayed at Ajax at the same it it'd be just like how I used to play Championship Manager as a kid
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>>145352593
no, it's regressing to the mean
man utd has been shit under any manager not named ferguson or busby
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>>145352593
Erik ten Hag's Man United signings
Antony - £85m (£80.75m and another £4.25m)
Rasmus Hojlund - £72m (£64m, with £8m in add-ons)
Casemiro - £70m (£60m plus £10m in add-ons)
Mason Mount - £60m (£55m plus £5m)
Lisandro Martinez - £57m (£48.5m plus £8.5m - Further £2.2m in solidarity payments to Martinez's former clubs)
Leny Yoro - £52m (plus £6m in add-ons)
Manuel Ugarte - £50.8m (£42.3m, plus £8.5m in add-ons)
Andre Onana - £47.2m
Matthijs de Ligt - £43m (£38m plus £4.5m)
Joshua Zirkzee - £36m
Noussair Mazraoui - £17m
Tyrell Malacia - £14.6m
Altay Bayindir - £4.3million
Sofyan Amrabat - Loan (£8.5m)
Sergio Reguilon - Loan (Undisclosed)
Marcel Sabitzer - Loan (Undisclosed)
Wout Weghorst - Loan (£2.5m compensation to cancel Besiktas loan, £2.6m fee to Burnley)
Martin Dubravka - Loan (£2m)
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>>145352048
Bayern
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>>145352279
his brother works for that agent btw and customers defended it lmao
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>>145352311
It should say dutch shitters instead
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>>145352627
kompany to united?
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>>145352486
Why have the put a bust of Big Sam on Fergie's grave?
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Van Nistelrooij is a fraud and awful at handling hostile journalists. Expect /mug/ kino.
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I don't care about your stalking twitter crush, buddy. I'm laughing at Poonited.
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>>145352621
Who was least bad? The dwarf centre back?
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>>145352621
Fuck me.
All that money and 3 or ao years and they have absolutely no set play style, no structure, not cohesion
He truly was the baldest fraud of them all
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>>145352661
that guy has the worst headers won percentage in the league and hes a CB. i dont rate him

mazraoui has been ok so far so probs him
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>Here's your new manager
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>>145352621
It's actually incredible how bad United's recruitment post-Fergie has been, not just ETH's signings. In the 10+ years have they had a single great signing? One that history books will look back on as a club legend? I can't think of any.
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>>145352621
>>145352621
WAIT i thought they got casemiro on a free. I thought his contract was up at madrid and united got him. They paid thay much for him? Jesus
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IT'S TIME
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How do you say BALD FRAUD in your language?
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>>145352690
All flows from the jewish parasitic infection, they haven't made a single good decision and neither has any of their appointments.
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live meltdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzm8ROzDyzk
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>>145352383
>Shitters, leave
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>>145351987

The Dutch keep fleecing Manchester United
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>>145352690
>One that history books will look back on as a club legend?
Bruno for about 2 seasons then he turned to shit with the rest
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>>145352621
He needed another window
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>>145352434
It took Liverpool 20-30 years to git gud again after their last period of dominance. We still have a few more years left of comedy wilderness, but I am distraught at how quickly the time is passing.
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>United
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>>145352773
Into year 12 now
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>>145351987
Terrible news.
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F
Will forever miss him, a true legend of the game
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>>145352115
>Xavi coaching Casemiro
That feels incredibly wrong on so many levels
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soufgate for maximum /mug/gening
make it happen jim
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>>145352782
We're no longer on 56k modems, you can upgrade this image
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>>145352797
I'm on modem
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United on the way back finally
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>>145352714
>le boulazéfraude
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SAD DAY
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>145352775
Already off to a good start, /mug/bros
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MOYES BOYES redemption arc incoming
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https://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/manchester-united/next-permanent-manager
Jesse Marsch 1000/1. It's free money!
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>>145352216
>No Bordalás
Never going to leave /mug/ uh?
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The comments...
Over a decade since United's last league win, 8th last season, now 14th. Over a billion pounds of debt put onto the club by parasitic owners. And still living rent free in the ABUs' brain space.
Sounds a bit like fear to me. Ten Hag's been awful, yet he's still won two cups. Beats Arteta for all the hype. What will be achieved with even a half-decent manager...
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So long, and thanks for all the /mug/s
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How embarrassing for the EPL to have this guy as the most successful manager behind Pep since he arrived 3 years ago
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>>145352879
delusion like this is why you guys will stay shit for another decade
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>>145352879

Im laughed out bro. At this point I don't even bother posting in mug. It's sad.
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>>145352879
to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above ten hag want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player. they want a guy with hype, a blockbuster signing to
1.placate the delusional plastic fans from ireland and india
2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga
3.it makes them look like theyre still a big club

in a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.

they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.

because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the whole online world is trolling them, that earns them more interaction and more money. theyre not a football club, they are a marketing firm with a football arm, and it works well for them, they just tricked some old boomer to give like 4bn for 49 percent of the club
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>>145352775
more
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>>145352238
>>145352228
Tuchel didn't turn them down but he had 'unreasonable' demands. He apparently wanted to sell huge amounts of just bought players while wanting essentially £300m per window to fix the situation.
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>>145351987
F
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MOYES IN
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>>145352323
Gareth Southgate
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>>145352939

Selling all the shitters is the correct move
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>>145352115
DEEPEST LORE
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>>145352775
BASED RUUD KEK
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Dalot should be ashamed of himself.
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>>145352775
Ruud
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I still remember the 4-0 battering where both Liverpool and Man U fans were chanting WE WANT TEN WE WANT TEN

How time flies.
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roses are red
violets are blue
balds have defrauded
eras have ended
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>>145352917
new meme alert
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>
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>>145352714
Kale fraudeur
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>>145352115
That can't be his kid
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>>145352129
A horrible day for /mug/ bros
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>>145353132
its his wifes son she had with pique
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>>145352879
Except under Arteta, Arsenal managed to improve. Which is what United haven't done. If it wasn't for City being cheating bastards, Arsenal likely would have won two titles under Arteta. They took it to the final day last season. Had they beaten Fulham like they should have, they would have won the title. Hell had they not drawn to 10 man Fulham they would have won the title. The issue isn't that you can get some cup wins, the issue is that there is no tactics or style. We know what Arsenal are going to do under Arteta (well not know, they have the worst injury list in the league atm) but what are United going to do? We assume Arsenal will be decent at the back and decent going forward. We know how they're going to press and counter. But United, we don't. If we went 'Okay United are an attacking team that don't really care about conceding, but that's United' and they were winmning games 5-2 and 6-3 and shit then we know they're moving on.

What is it about United fans that they don't understand that Arteta took Arsenal from mid-table to challenging for the title in two seasons (they won't this season) and United have gone from Top 4 to 8th to 14th. This is a backwards decline.
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Volumes
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>>145353150
Retooling is maybe not a bad thing, ten fag was getting stale anyway even tho it continued to be funny
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can someone post the greentext for old time sake :/
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>>145353238
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the refs, we can blame the Players, we can blame the fans, we can blame Goofy, we can blame injuries, we can praise Moyes's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. We can't afford to drop points this early in the season. Our shooting is piss poor. Imagine getting a -1.00xG. We're always offside, refs not helping out, even though 96% of them are United supporters (only Michael Oliver isn't, he supports Newcastle the Geordie cunt). We're Dirtmund-tier in the transfer market. Joshua Xerxes is nowhere to be seen. And if De Ligt is SO BIG, how come never wins any headers? Don't get me started on the other overpaid lot. Facking 'ell.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ten Hag and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed this winter. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances in the FA Cup or against Fartensharten 04 and Norwegian fishermen this season for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Where is Rashford? Is Mainoo just another Oliver Skipp? Is Garnacho just another Macheda? How can we feed Xerxes more? If bald men are attractive, how come they're so fraudulent? HAG #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://twitter.com/GNev2
https://jlingz.com
https://jlingzofficial.com
https://www.menshealth.com/grooming/g36659683/bald-beard-styles-men/
https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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>>145353279
thank you
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>>145351987
NO I DON'T WANT THAT
UNITED FINDING ANOTHER MANAGER?
I WANT UNITED TO KEEP TEN HAG AND APPOINT NO ONE ELSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
EVEN AFTER I DIE. I WANT TEN HAG TO BE AT THE FRONT OF THE CLUB FOR A WHILE! TEN YEARS, AT LEAST!
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>>145353279
we'll never have occasion to use it ever again on our beloved /sp/ :(
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>>145352474
The true goat.

van gaals army
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Not sacking him immediately after losing 7 nil to their arch enemy will always be hilarious to me.
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>>145352048
PSV
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>>145351996
On paper quite high, in our hearts he's a complete fraud and near the bottom.
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wow Manchester United fans are vocal about Ten Hag's sacking and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way club handled the situation and the whole thing. I guess they were holding out hope for Ten Hag's vision to finally come to fruition. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have Ten Hag signed again. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are
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>>145353421
Thank you for becoming a shit manager for our sake.
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>>145352100
He did semi-okay in the eredivisie while having xavi simons, cody gakpo, madueke etc. in his squad. Also, half the team hated him so he left.
Then Peter Bosz (previously fired twice) took over and completely destroyed the competition.
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>>145353421
Bet all those signatures come from india
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>>145353453
kek
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>>145353453
Doubtful, pajeets love the instant gratification of new signings and managers.
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BACK AT THE WHEEL
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He was a candle in the wind
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>>145352100
he's elite and will lead us back to the top
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His smile and optimism: gone
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>>145351987
RIP legend
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>>145353279
what would gary neville's twitter do to numb this pain?
how about you quit being a faggot for a single day while I recuperate with my boy jlingz
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>>145352012
That Chelsea game they were winning 3-2 until injury time where Chelsea managed to score 2 goals back to back in 4 minutes, one a penalty United conceded like complete retards
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Van Nistelrooy looks like an aged up LegendofTotalWar
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>>145351987
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>145352678
duh he's a manlet, he's not gonna win any headers any time soon, but my vote goes to Holjund.
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>>145352048
New york jets
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ENTER
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>>145353724
going from 3-2 in the 97th minute to 3-4 in full time is all time KWAB kino. it can never be topped
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>>145353791
he's gonna turn them around
he's the next big thing in coaching
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The Hag era is over
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>>145353279
subarashi
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>>145354124
OMDS
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>>145354124
>ruben amorim
you reckon the arab "fans" would be mad if they hired a jew?
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>>145354124
In what world would Alonso go to United?
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>>145352939
So he actually had ambition? kek
Ten Hag spent like half a billion across 2 seasons
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>>145354171
Same with Nagelsmann or Motta kek. Pure delusion. Even Emery sounds highly unlikley to say the least.
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>>145351987
RVN bros...
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>>145351996
if not for moyes hed be dead last, these other posts mentioning winrate are forgetting that every single other manager had players forced on them and denied signing the players they wanted while ten hag got everything he pointed at no matter how ridiculous, like 100m antony and not having a second gk so onana has to play no matter how dire things get
as long as his shit players are still there united will continue to suffer
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>>145354124
xavi would be a downgrade
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>>145354291
Wtf I love United now
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>>145354450
>winrate
He also has a crazy loss rate, basically didn't draw a game in the first 18 months or so
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>>145352012
0-4 brentford
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>>145353791
>Legendoftotalwar
Shogun2 babby fraud
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>>145354450
>if not for moyes hed be dead last
Eh, not really. He still won 2 trophies tying with Jose.
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i miss him already...
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>>145354666
van gaal won the fa cup too, saying that winning the league cup is on par with mous el win is just retarded
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>>145352108
Underrated post
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>>145354741
I'm not saying that. Overall Jose has been the best United manager, but ETH still won more trophies than anyone else.
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>>145354832
Yeah but they were the shit ones every club has
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erik won the carabao cup
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>>145352048
They'll officially announce his role as technical director at Ajax
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>>145351987
chances of man united rehiring david moyes?
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>>145351987
how did he survive the international break only to get fired shortly after at a worse moment?
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>>145355068
Ineos are frauds too
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>>145353791
>>145354560
You guys ever hear his original voice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vObLGPSJQU

Apparently he got speech lessons to not sound retarded.


Also, I had to wait 900 seconds before getting a captcha. WTF
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Why would you sack him, he started like shit for the past 3 seasons (almost as bad as this one) and he always managed to turn it around, i hope these retards go for gary southgate
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>>145355256
Because he promised them improvement this season. Not same as last season
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>>145351987
the bald fraud era is over
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>>145351987
Muh managers, all that matters is a good squad with depth like Arne slot inherited at liverpool from Klopp. How about they start Investing in scouting teams that actually analyse matches in their regional or other leagues instead of this lazy approach of buying ajax frauds
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>>145355043
ole is also available
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appoint jamie carragher you cowards
neville assistant manager
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Jermaine Jenas is free.
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>>145351987
Ruud was lingering around like a shark smelling blood
now's he's interim manager
CR7 predicted this
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>>145355908
He's too busy securing the coin coin coin coin (only certain man know about securing the coin)
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>>145355496
truth
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Not enough coverage.
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>>145356168
that final pic is kino. could be a shit b movie poster
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>>145354291
Hope this gets shared a LOT kek
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feel like pure shit just want erik back x
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>>145355003
Nah we've got an Italian who's cleaning up the place and has the most mid ajax in recent history as third place
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>>145355224
>900 seconds
That’s if you haven’t used that device before, or if you delete cookies (like I do) and don’t want to use email verification (which I imagine nobody wants to use or we’d be posting somewhere else). It’s a new measure to fight spam, presumably because there will be so many paid shills in the lead-up to the US elections. Hopefully this means they will get rid of it after the elections.
>tfw Donald Trump might unironically make 4chan slightly better again if he wins
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>>145356461
in that case, he'll turn 900 degrees and walk away
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>>145355729
lmao
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>>145356168
>Like a boxer getting hit
Why do all journalists insist on comparing every single sport to either boxing or chess? How dare we call football managers frauds when journalists also exist?
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>>145356529
I didn't realize ferdinand was a journo
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>>145351987
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >WE STILL HAVEN'T PLAYED UNITED YET
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI1sRNqX7Sg
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This will be good for Chelsea, playing a team without a proper manager
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Can someone shop his bald fraudulent head here?
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Erik's ten fags let him down.
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>>145352012
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>>145355224
that's just how strayans speak tho
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>>145354124
it would be extremely funny
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>>145352182
Will replace Pep
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Maybe the real era was the one we made along the way?
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Lads I can't wait for season 6 of /mug/. Really hope they don't kill off Onana.
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>>145352775
My GOAT.
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THREAD SOUNDTRACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJk2n1J1zt4
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>>145351996
He's fucking shite and should have been sacked last season. One of the worst for talent. Probably the luckiest of the lot though
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>>145354450
This
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>it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
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He's even being a meme when leaving the club
Going to miss this guy
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>>145355496
he was the one who wanted all those memedivisie frauds
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At least he wasnt as bad as Frank de Farmer.
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>>145353926
Kek
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His era wasn't allowed to flourish
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>>145352012
Brentford
Glad I caught that live
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I thought the new owners were too cheap to sack him and pay severance money
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>>145374148
15m was a bargain to sack him desu
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what does Utd do with all the Dutch players now?
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>>145375296
sell them back to the dutch league for 1/4 of what they paid
and then use the money on guys from the league the new manager comes from
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>>145352219
8/10
Would have been even more top banter if he didn't win any trophies
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>>145352012
Personally i like the Copenhagen match
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>>145352048
Panathinaikos
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>>145352281
>>*rashford scores a hat trick*
in the UCL final
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>>145352216
>this complete meme list of names

I’m gonna… I’m gonna COOOOOOMMM!!
/mug/ forever
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>>145354124
>voting on who you'd like to see as manager is "entitlement"
ABUs are mentally ill
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>>145352288
>Southgate
You think churning out boring 1-0 wins and the occasional 0-0 draw against better teams will be good for /mug/?
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>>145366363
I would be fuming so hard if I was a driver and only picking up one person and he gets in the fucking back seat. Like we don’t have to talk, but at least sit next to me when there’s no one else in the car.
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>>145352012
The one where he played Maguire as a number 9
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>>145351987
Finally, fucking finally.
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>>145351996
From worst to best it goes
>Moyes, for shitting the bed with a team that just won the league
>Ralph, for making everyone and everything miserable
>Ten Hag, for signing only players he knew and having no tactical skills what so ever
>Van Gaal, for selling the important players and replacing them with worse versions
>Ole, amazing when it worked, but inconsistent
>Mourinho, for doing the most with the worst squad. Should not have been fired.
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>>145352627
Hell yeah
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eras do come to an end
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>>145352251
Spending all that money on Antony is legitimately dodgy
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Ruben Amorim in
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>>145378293
>Rúben AmorIN
You missed that opportunity.
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>>145352216
>Xavi
>Carrick
Please please please please please. We can go even higher with the memes and even lower in the table
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>>145352593
Unironically Ronaldo was right. He had the best view because he could see the club pre and post Fergie.
The Us management is a marketing and financial-based type, similar to US Sports team which are a fucking monopoly and will never ever go under. So everything sport-related is an after thought or limited to the players and staff.
Ronaldo saw that everything went from an well-oiled machine that did everything for titles to a entertainment group whose purpose was to raise stocks
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>>145375296
Martinez and de ligt stay. The others can fuck off
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>>145378429
And Pisstiano really knows about winning, right?
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>>145351996
7-0
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>>145352348
>>145352403
anon?
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>>145352348
>>145352403
oh no no no
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>>145366363
NO WAY AHEAHAEH
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>>145352403
it's not right, /mug/bros...
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>>145352348
we will never hear from him again...
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He's going back to his home planet.
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>>145352348
KWAB
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>>145376311
Chauffeurs are meant to drive alone, dummy
Also pandemic forced all taxi/uberfags to tell us bro-drivers to sit in the back like a negro
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I'll miss the Heisenberg era
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This is all Pogba's fault.
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>>145351987
het is?
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>>145393767
ja
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>>145352698
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>>145352698
Florentino merked them. They got ran through by Brighton and and Brentford ooenungbtwo games (iirc) so panic bought the cdm they should have got 5 years earlier.
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>>145352735
INEOS are also massive PED frauds who know fuck all about football
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>>145352348
kek
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>>145352348
Portobello, tell me about Ruben. What football does he play?
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>>145351987
ERAS CUM TO AN END
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>>145351987
he was the perfect manager for manure, as delusional as their fanbase
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>>145352853
It just doesn't look the same bros
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>>145395886
hairy fraud
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>>145395886
I give him 8 months till he goes bald or gets fired
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>>145395886
>>145395895
>>145398940
It's an hair transplant, he was balding hard as well.
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>>145352775
>>145354291
>>145352917
gebaseerd
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>>145399311
the bald brigade



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