kohli edition
>>145357455please watch our sport
Which teams are the best to watch for neutrals? For>being the best, pure competence, the standard bearer>chaoskino
>>145357749australianepalsimple as
black blend 43HOTmorning lads
that's what she said eyequeem hahaaa
bard sleeping on the streets of vietnam with nothing but a couple of stray dogs for company. grim
could've just ordered a Vietnamese deliveroo instead innit¿
wank head stadium
see ya at the wank fella
https://youtu.be/HT1afWWYeyY
>SA and Australia at the WTC final>No mention of BHARATHjust you wait
more like no mention of a bha-ath (ur stinky)
no you
>>145357749>australia for pure competence>afghanistan for passion-kino>englel for the lols>peewees for the underdog story>bindia for hate-watching
>be a convict>your convict wife has sex with your convict brother>in the back seat of your convict shitbox>whilst your convict mum's in the front seat>convict cuck gets sent to prison for 3 yearsI COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
>>145367463you pay more attention to our news than I dopro tip: don't, news media does not benefit your life at all
>>145356993
>news media does not benefit your life at all
didn't read all of that but which WBBL team did candace owens sign for?
owen sixers
>>145369569
>no Kane for the 3rd test eitherif we win again, but lose whichever test he comes back for, he's gonna have to retire immediatelythose are the rules
Indian (women) vs New Zealand (women)
>>145373944shall be watching
>>145375103which woman will you watch
>>145375204shall be keeping my eye on izzy gaze iykwim hahashe has some sneaky fat tits
Why are we playing a brainletbash series against Grimdies in November
>>145375274cause its fun, what afraid you'll lose?
Was thinking today about how much higher quality the Phil Hughes death delivery would have been in if it happened today, as well as how many more people would have witnessed it liveComparehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkc4Igx3W0ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eGbsWwK6_k
they unironically need to ban bouncers and balls going faster than 90kmph
lol they even have the ropes in on the field diagram
bouncers are the ones who do the banningwho bans the banners retard
beware, when you be a retard you invite actual retards into your community
Explains why all our dumbest retards move to Australia
better cricket team
>>145375427kek that's kinda funny
oh dear we appear to be losing (women)
>wewhich position do you play mate?
GOTTEM
My position? Top of the pyramid, a white cis anglo male. And proud of it
>>145375652Masseur
>>145375652breast inspector
>>145375668excuse me sweetie pride is only good if you are not a straight white cishet male despite us gays getting far more in assistance in 10 years than cishet scum got in 40
Gentlemen.
>>145375225is 24(49) a good innings in limited overs woman cricket?
>>14537602225(49) sorry, I was selling her short there.
Why do they call it pride? When for thousands of years its been seen as the opposite of a virtue and described religiously as a sin.
>>145376032it's an interesting discussion
i really love the what position do you play mickgood fun innit
peeweemen probably win this
>>145376147does dwayne watch the cricket?
the Qantas Rewards ads are pretty disgusting pretty much telling corporate types to use their company expenses for personal gain
>>145376829yeah albo loved that shit
where'd everyone go?!
>>145377364well you went back to /afl/ didn't you? WAH WAH. nobody pays attention to me! SAD!
>>145363233man goes into a Vietnamese hotel asking if there's any rooms free for the night. the girl at reception says "not for you... you're bard!"
>>145375444apologize you cunt>>145378166been getting into this band latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsCl-sokabc
>>145378890betrayer
>>145378890rusty is pretty based but those victorian dickheads suck turkbro
Scot-sissies, I thought they were supposed to be the second best associate!?
Never in doubt.
Does the yank know Scotland and England aren't the same place?We support Scotland in this general, especially against a sub-50 iq nation
>>145377364waiting for Wank test to begin innit
What an utterly shit day. If it wasn't for bad luck, i wouldnlt have no luck at all
take it in stride, fella, it finna be all alri innit
take a stride or 10 out of this thread. yfo fella
GOTTEM†that's the spirit fella x
>>145383643wait onNepal beat Scotland¿ nice
I'll find out just how cursed i am with bad luck in a few days i suspect or if there's mercy in the world by next week. I'll be absolutely fuming i suspect. Absolutely laughable bad luck.
>>145384670They lost to my sub-50 iq nation. What does that make them?
>>145386504unless you tell me what the fuck youre talking about, i cannot care for you or your tribulations
>>145387840no but Steven May
Reckon this might be the best six of all timehttps://youtu.be/qCPPUCglPMs?si=EXQVF6BKjIflk9kc
cricket? sometimes.
>>145392725this is the best sounding six ever recorded in human historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIPBxzD2vygof course it was done by a West australian
Inzamam-Ul-Haq Tuah ;)
Best six of all time is Tendulkar cracking some p*ki piechucker over 3rd man into the crowd in '03 WChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52e9678oiTA
why troll?
why anything?
>>145393262theres a six jacob oram hit at eden park thats lost to time now, still easily the best sounding six ive ever heardmogs that damien six easily
>>145393628anecdotal evidence
>>145393708im going to message robelinda and see if he has it saved
who the fuck is robelinda and who is jacob oram?
robelinda is some mickposter from aus
i saw squizzy mcgee hit the most perfect sounding shot at my local cricket club when i was 12
i hit a six when i was 10, granted the boundary was obviously a long way in because it was an under 11s game but it still cleared the cones by a fair distance
the face when you wont make the /cric/ XI anymore because you're washed up
>>145393966forgot my face
>>145393966
Bangladesh vs South Africahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc3jgtzM3uU
>boundaries a long way inwhat were you, a woman?
>>145394148whos winning?
bit weird how we never play south africa
bit weird how we never play
>>145394492SA 412/5, so SA win or a draw if Bangladesh remember how to bat.
>>145394503We must be due a tour to SA, the last time we played a test there was 2016 I think.
>>145394547so SA lose if Bangladesh don't remember how to bat?
whenever one of the big 2 (AUS/IND) lose, cricket wins.
How are jeets so bad at cricket despite being obsessed with it?No one really cares about cricket in New Zealand, India still lose to them.No one really cares about cricket in South Africa, Bangladesh still lose to them.
matchie?
he made it by why the fuck would you run thereso close to 100 and you nearly fucked it
but enough /cric/s love life lol
mulder? more of a scully man me
lmaoSouth Africa real looking like they doing some cheeky match fixing here
fmd bangas are fkn embarrassingt. bangbro
>>145395079>>145395170keKkkk
>>145395199queem QUEEM
how does this mental midget fat shit dweeb zakir make the team
As I piss out 100 or more spiders worth of piss all about a spider and its web (a bit of adversity does us all some good, or so they say), I am reminded how much larger I am than the paltry arachnid -- as even my excrement piss imposes so much over it.God forbid I am ever pissed upon by a whale or some such...
>>145395334If you ever post anything like this again please put it in 4 or more lines, so I don't have to read it. Thank you.
oh ffs
>>145395360KEK GOTTEM (unironically kino post)
day 5 bros?!? I'm feeling that our days are numbered. and that number is four.
business idea: make the ashes a single 25 day test where each team gets 10 innings
Tactical early declaration to mentally reset could really do wonders for Bangladesh here
there is no such thing as bad light, only bad players.
if you wear sunnies you're always playing in bad light
what if you wear a monocle, is that anything?
i like baseball more than cricket
please watch our sport jerry
>>145395622You should give baseball a try, it’s very good
>>145395629PLEASEand i do, ramstein intel glowiehoping the yankees will reverse sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzt5aS-6Zothis is the best thing that's ever happened in a baseball gameand to be fair, it's probably better than anything that's happened in a cricket game (although I still prefer cricket overall)
Kanglus are known for having the worst eyesight across the Indian continent because all the fish they eat is laced with copious amounts of mercury
>>145395658fucking wildglad cricket is civilised enough to not resort to vtuber shit
>2024>being scared of vtubers
just accidentally listened to 3 seconds of built to spill
>£12bn to blood scandal victims and £2bn to muh post office workers fuck them
>>145395995no idea and don't care what you're talking about champion this is /cric/ its 3 lines or less and not news or political there are other boards for that
>>145396057go back to /afl/ commiepoof nobody likes you, wannabe jannyigger
>>145396057Well established that general talk is on topic providing it is not a tense period in a test cricket
>>145396269oh my mistake janny sir I apologise
>no bard cameo for the budget disappointing
Based
>>145396397SHAME!
wish I were stolen in chandini
I'm financially pooined by the budgetmight become even worse of than shitjeet's cousin. grim
>>145396643seemed to target asset owners and employers though though so can't imagine you'd be impacted
gym on the cardsenjoying this single origin
You subhuman a*glo shitters get what you voted for. Good job a large chunk of what I and my family has earned cannot be reached by the little grubby mitts of leeching a*glo shitter filth.You worthless a*glo shitters are stuck on this miserable island. Suck it up.
>>145396462wish she would steal my virginity iykwim haha
>>145396643>might become even worse of than shitjeet's cousin. grimhow can you be worse off than something that doesn't exist
>>145399106wonder why they couldn't create and hold their own home for more than 2000 years
>>145380062>>145395908both these bands bring me joy and happiness and I don't cringe at them because I'm not a fat cuckmight also watch this crowekino tonight
>>145399335>FILM VICTORIAyeah trust the government to oppress and kill a cunt then try to make money off his storyjust like hollywood
>>145399436far out.>VICTORIAhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt4226388/give this flick a go btw, it's deffo one of the best of the 2010s. it easily gets a girl in the mood if you need that sort of thing
>>145399590>if you need that sort of thingi'm white i have all i need
>>145400237good to hear mate. still a decent movie that one
>>145399117But enough about a*glo shitters
> indians
>>145403266what form of cricket is this
>>145403266britjeet trying to tell bard about his cousin's ''''''salary''''''' dot webm
>>145403446imagined the jeet was bard asking about his postdoc application and the admissions tutor pushing him out of the office
How many wickets will Ay Patel take this time?
the prestigous wank head stadium
well that was some disturbing movie full of psychos and cheap drama
playing the Red Dead Redemption port on PC, shits kino - reckon cowboys would've loved cricket
What happened to my post
>>145404426Not many, he hasn't been bowling well.
>>145409650if any
>>145410845how many dudes you know got the skills? (to take 10 wickets at wank head stadium)
india a vs australia A tour match is on
Why can't Indian commentators be impartial like Bangladeshi ones?They are both brown so i dont get it
>>145413352thanks for the reminder lad
I feel for BangladeshThey beat a supposed good team (NZ) then get thumped by a proper good team
Australia 2-9
>>14541353869/8 right now, embarrassing.
>>145411575uh uh, uh uh, I don't know anybody.
glad we've got some great in-form openers to replace stiv smiff
is bancroft the most vanilla batsmen ever?
>>145414158hes got a bit of grit in him
>>145414196yeah getting a duck after facing 15 balls against india-a in a tour match is real gritty stuff
>>145414267no need to be so abrasive matehes been known to scrape a good innings together
Put a padlock on the gate and I'm eating all the chocolate the missus bought.
They shouldnt check lbw when a team reviews for a non-lbw dismissal
>>145414588you are acting like i'm not well aware of cameron bancroft's abilities
>>145414988not trying to rub you the wrong way lad, i'm sure you've grazed on his previous innings hoping he can file away some runs in the second innings
haha sandpaper
Sam Konstas 0(3) SR0.00>here's your 19yo wunderkind brokekKEKK E K
>>145415272oh, right
>>145415124why are you hoping this? and why are you talking like the cricket version of a bigfooty poster? are you an /nrl/ poster?
>>145415327just making sandpaper puns iykwim haha innit
>>145415354>file awaykek had me going for a while their i do agree he is a bit of a grafter old bancroft
>>145415354it was plane to see tbqhwy
>>145415354very good>>145415405took off well though
DROPPED THE TEST WORLD CUP
why doesn't McSweeney have big tits?
imagine if Bangladesh avoid the follow on
fucking saffas paying the umps off
happy diwali /cric/
three boundaries in three overs? these lads simply do NOT have what it takes to be opening in a test
so has australia played 11 openers for this game or something?
>>145415982seems like itbold strategy even though we all know Davey will get the call back
all these other nations really need to follow suit with that Bangladesh doeshaving the game stream on youtube is so greatno memory leaks, can very easily go back and watch something, can even chat with others in the chat if you so wish to
>>145416053The chat is just browns slagging each other off. Kind of entertaining.
>>145416076tempted to spin up an anonymous account to troll some streetshitters
Lads.
Lids.
tist cruckit
>>145416083I just join in the shitting on Bangladesh, but with proper English.
>>145416094lids retired years ago mate
teeest creeeeckeeeet
>>145416106this is fake news ive got a lid on my water bottle right now
>>145416166mate i don't think he's even doing media stuff anymore wonder what happened to him? kinda feel sorry for him left richmond for money and thinkn gws had a better chance at a hip only for richmond to get a dynasty whilst gws lose a grand final
>>145416218oops think youve posted in the wrong thread lad :)
>>145416104devlish
>>145416238nope i'm in the right thread "au/sp/"
gonna wear my "New Zealand" hoodie when I go pick up my rogan josh in approximately 20 minutes
>owning a new zealand hoodie
could go for a rogan josh tb h f am
i liked when he had billy corgan on that show he has
related to joe rogan?
sloppy joe rogan josh
RUSH OF BLOODLEDESH
>>145416446It was my pop's. He did earlier this year so I inherited itThe maori sheila I work with says "nice hoodie" every time I wear it to work
>>145416473i hope you die in a fiery car accident
>>145416473you must work at some esteemed establishment if they allow you to wear a hoodie while you work
If South Africa win this thread becomes /crug/
>>145416503grim but understandable
>>145416474Bit uncalled for.
>>145416473have you stuck your dick in here yet?
>>145416682Both of us are gay.
>>145416702bit of an own goal then
thought these two kids were dressing up as helmet-wearing tards on my way home, until a few seconds later when I realised they just had their masks pulled up lol
>>145416716well I am the kind of bloke that would wear a new zealand hoodie
What sort of person owns a new zealand hoodie? I can assure you nobody from new zealand would buy one. Unless you're in a national sports team I don't see the point
I have some severe misgivings about attending my place of employment tomorrow. entire concept just seems off.
>>145416846Take a mental health day broseph
>>145415921Happy Diwali. Ram bhagwan is back home to Ayodhya after 500 years
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINWill the le young prodigy wog meme die now please?
