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kohli edition
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>>145357455
please watch our sport
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Which teams are the best to watch for neutrals? For
>being the best, pure competence, the standard bearer
>chaoskino
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>>145357749
australia
nepal
simple as
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HOT
morning lads
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that's what she said eyequeem hahaaa
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bard sleeping on the streets of vietnam with nothing but a couple of stray dogs for company. grim
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could've just ordered a Vietnamese deliveroo instead innit¿
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wank head stadium
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see ya at the wank fella
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>SA and Australia at the WTC final
>No mention of BHARATH
just you wait
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more like no mention of a bha-ath (ur stinky)
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no you
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>>145357749
>australia for pure competence
>afghanistan for passion-kino
>englel for the lols
>peewees for the underdog story
>bindia for hate-watching
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>be a convict
>your convict wife has sex with your convict brother
>in the back seat of your convict shitbox
>whilst your convict mum's in the front seat
>convict cuck gets sent to prison for 3 years
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
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>>145367463
you pay more attention to our news than I do
pro tip: don't, news media does not benefit your life at all
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>>145356993
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>news media does not benefit your life at all
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didn't read all of that but which WBBL team did candace owens sign for?
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owen sixers
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>>145369569
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>no Kane for the 3rd test either
if we win again, but lose whichever test he comes back for, he's gonna have to retire immediately
those are the rules
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Indian (women) vs New Zealand (women)
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>>145373944
shall be watching
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>>145375103
which woman will you watch
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>>145375204
shall be keeping my eye on izzy gaze iykwim haha
she has some sneaky fat tits
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Why are we playing a brainletbash series against Grimdies in November
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>>145375274
cause its fun, what afraid you'll lose?
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Was thinking today about how much higher quality the Phil Hughes death delivery would have been in if it happened today, as well as how many more people would have witnessed it live

Compare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkc4Igx3W0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eGbsWwK6_k
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they unironically need to ban bouncers and balls going faster than 90kmph
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lol they even have the ropes in on the field diagram
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bouncers are the ones who do the banning
who bans the banners retard
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beware, when you be a retard you invite actual retards into your community
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Explains why all our dumbest retards move to Australia
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better cricket team
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>>145375427
kek that's kinda funny
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oh dear we appear to be losing (women)
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>we
which position do you play mate?
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GOTTEM
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My position? Top of the pyramid, a white cis anglo male. And proud of it
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>>145375652
Masseur
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>>145375652
breast inspector
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>>145375668
excuse me sweetie pride is only good if you are not a straight white cishet male despite us gays getting far more in assistance in 10 years than cishet scum got in 40
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Gentlemen.
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>>145375225
is 24(49) a good innings in limited overs woman cricket?
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>>145376022
25(49) sorry, I was selling her short there.
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Why do they call it pride? When for thousands of years its been seen as the opposite of a virtue and described religiously as a sin.
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>>145376032
it's an interesting discussion
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i really love the what position do you play mick
good fun innit
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peeweemen probably win this
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>>145376147
does dwayne watch the cricket?
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the Qantas Rewards ads are pretty disgusting
pretty much telling corporate types to use their company expenses for personal gain
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>>145376829
yeah albo loved that shit
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where'd everyone go?!
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>>145377364
well you went back to /afl/ didn't you? WAH WAH. nobody pays attention to me! SAD!
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>>145363233
man goes into a Vietnamese hotel asking if there's any rooms free for the night. the girl at reception says "not for you... you're bard!"
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>>145375444
apologize you cunt
>>145378166
been getting into this band lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsCl-sokabc
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>>145378890
betrayer
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>>145378890
rusty is pretty based but those victorian dickheads suck turkbro
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Scot-sissies, I thought they were supposed to be the second best associate!?
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Never in doubt.
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Does the yank know Scotland and England aren't the same place?
We support Scotland in this general, especially against a sub-50 iq nation
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>>145377364
waiting for Wank test to begin innit
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What an utterly shit day. If it wasn't for bad luck, i wouldnlt have no luck at all
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take it in stride, fella, it finna be all alri innit
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take a stride or 10 out of this thread. yfo fella
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GOTTEM

†that's the spirit fella x
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>>145383643
wait on
Nepal beat Scotland¿ nice
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I'll find out just how cursed i am with bad luck in a few days i suspect or if there's mercy in the world by next week. I'll be absolutely fuming i suspect. Absolutely laughable bad luck.
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>>145384670
They lost to my sub-50 iq nation. What does that make them?
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>>145386504
unless you tell me what the fuck youre talking about, i cannot care for you or your tribulations
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>>145387840
no but Steven May
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Reckon this might be the best six of all time
https://youtu.be/qCPPUCglPMs?si=EXQVF6BKjIflk9kc
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cricket? sometimes.
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>>145392725
this is the best sounding six ever recorded in human history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIPBxzD2vyg

of course it was done by a West australian
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Inzamam-Ul-Haq Tuah ;)
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Best six of all time is Tendulkar cracking some p*ki piechucker over 3rd man into the crowd in '03 WC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52e9678oiTA
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why troll?
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why anything?
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>>145393262
theres a six jacob oram hit at eden park thats lost to time now, still easily the best sounding six ive ever heard
mogs that damien six easily
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>>145393628
anecdotal evidence
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>>145393708
im going to message robelinda and see if he has it saved
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who the fuck is robelinda and who is jacob oram?
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robelinda is some mickposter from aus
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i saw squizzy mcgee hit the most perfect sounding shot at my local cricket club when i was 12
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i hit a six when i was 10, granted the boundary was obviously a long way in because it was an under 11s game but it still cleared the cones by a fair distance
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the face when you wont make the /cric/ XI anymore because you're washed up
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>>145393966
forgot my face
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>>145393966
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>>145393966
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Bangladesh vs South Africa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc3jgtzM3uU
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>boundaries a long way in
what were you, a woman?
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>>145393966
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>>145394148
whos winning?
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bit weird how we never play south africa
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bit weird how we never play
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>>145394492
SA 412/5, so SA win or a draw if Bangladesh remember how to bat.
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>>145394503
We must be due a tour to SA, the last time we played a test there was 2016 I think.
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>>145394547
so SA lose if Bangladesh don't remember how to bat?
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whenever one of the big 2 (AUS/IND) lose, cricket wins.
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How are jeets so bad at cricket despite being obsessed with it?
No one really cares about cricket in New Zealand, India still lose to them.
No one really cares about cricket in South Africa, Bangladesh still lose to them.
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matchie?
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he made it by why the fuck would you run there
so close to 100 and you nearly fucked it
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but enough /cric/s love life lol
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mulder? more of a scully man me
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lmao
South Africa real looking like they doing some cheeky match fixing here
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fmd bangas are fkn embarrassing
t. bangbro
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>>145395079
>>145395170
keKkkk
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>>145395199
queem QUEEM
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how does this mental midget fat shit dweeb zakir make the team
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As I piss out 100 or more spiders worth of piss all about a spider and its web (a bit of adversity does us all some good, or so they say), I am reminded how much larger I am than the paltry arachnid -- as even my excrement piss imposes so much over it.
God forbid I am ever pissed upon by a whale or some such...
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>>145395334
If you ever post anything like this again please put it in 4 or more lines, so I don't have to read it. Thank you.
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oh ffs
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>>145395360
KEK GOTTEM (unironically kino post)
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day 5 bros?!? I'm feeling that our days are numbered. and that number is four.
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business idea: make the ashes a single 25 day test where each team gets 10 innings
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Tactical early declaration to mentally reset could really do wonders for Bangladesh here
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there is no such thing as bad light, only bad players.
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if you wear sunnies you're always playing in bad light
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what if you wear a monocle, is that anything?
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i like baseball more than cricket
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please watch our sport jerry
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>>145395622
You should give baseball a try, it’s very good
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>>145395629
PLEASE
and i do, ramstein intel glowie
hoping the yankees will reverse sweep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzt5aS-6Zo
this is the best thing that's ever happened in a baseball game
and to be fair, it's probably better than anything that's happened in a cricket game (although I still prefer cricket overall)
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Kanglus are known for having the worst eyesight across the Indian continent because all the fish they eat is laced with copious amounts of mercury
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>>145395658
fucking wild
glad cricket is civilised enough to not resort to vtuber shit
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>2024
>being scared of vtubers
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just accidentally listened to 3 seconds of built to spill
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>£12bn to blood scandal victims and £2bn to muh post office workers
fuck them
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>>145395995
no idea and don't care what you're talking about champion this is /cric/ its 3 lines or less and not news or political there are other boards for that
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>>145396057
go back to /afl/ commiepoof nobody likes you, wannabe jannyigger
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>>145396057
Well established that general talk is on topic providing it is not a tense period in a test cricket
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>>145396269
oh my mistake janny sir I apologise
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>no bard cameo for the budget
disappointing
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>>145396397
SHAME!
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wish I were stolen in chandini
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I'm financially pooined by the budget
might become even worse of than shitjeet's cousin. grim
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>>145396643
seemed to target asset owners and employers though though so can't imagine you'd be impacted
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gym on the cards
enjoying this single origin
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You subhuman a*glo shitters get what you voted for. Good job a large chunk of what I and my family has earned cannot be reached by the little grubby mitts of leeching a*glo shitter filth.

You worthless a*glo shitters are stuck on this miserable island. Suck it up.
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>>145396462
wish she would steal my virginity iykwim haha
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>>145396643
>might become even worse of than shitjeet's cousin. grim
how can you be worse off than something that doesn't exist
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>>145399106
wonder why they couldn't create and hold their own home for more than 2000 years
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>>145380062
>>145395908
both these bands bring me joy and happiness and I don't cringe at them because I'm not a fat cuck
might also watch this crowekino tonight
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>>145399335
>FILM VICTORIA
yeah trust the government to oppress and kill a cunt then try to make money off his story
just like hollywood
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>>145399436
far out.
>VICTORIA
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4226388/
give this flick a go btw, it's deffo one of the best of the 2010s. it easily gets a girl in the mood if you need that sort of thing
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>>145399590
>if you need that sort of thing
i'm white i have all i need
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>>145400237
good to hear mate. still a decent movie that one
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>>145399117
But enough about a*glo shitters
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> indians
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>>145403266
what form of cricket is this
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>>145403266
britjeet trying to tell bard about his cousin's ''''''salary''''''' dot webm
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>>145403446
imagined the jeet was bard asking about his postdoc application and the admissions tutor pushing him out of the office
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How many wickets will Ay Patel take this time?
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the prestigous wank head stadium
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well that was some disturbing movie full of psychos and cheap drama
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playing the Red Dead Redemption port on PC, shits kino - reckon cowboys would've loved cricket
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What happened to my post
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>>145404426
Not many, he hasn't been bowling well.
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>>145409650
if any
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>>145410845
how many dudes you know got the skills? (to take 10 wickets at wank head stadium)
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india a vs australia A tour match is on
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Why can't Indian commentators be impartial like Bangladeshi ones?
They are both brown so i dont get it
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>>145413352
thanks for the reminder lad
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I feel for Bangladesh
They beat a supposed good team (NZ) then get thumped by a proper good team
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Australia 2-9
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>>145413538
69/8 right now, embarrassing.
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>>145411575
uh uh, uh uh, I don't know anybody.
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glad we've got some great in-form openers to replace stiv smiff
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is bancroft the most vanilla batsmen ever?
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>>145414158
hes got a bit of grit in him
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>>145414196
yeah getting a duck after facing 15 balls against india-a in a tour match is real gritty stuff
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>>145414267
no need to be so abrasive mate
hes been known to scrape a good innings together
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Put a padlock on the gate and I'm eating all the chocolate the missus bought.
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They shouldnt check lbw when a team reviews for a non-lbw dismissal
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>>145414588
you are acting like i'm not well aware of cameron bancroft's abilities
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>>145414988
not trying to rub you the wrong way lad, i'm sure you've grazed on his previous innings
hoping he can file away some runs in the second innings
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haha sandpaper
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Sam Konstas 0(3) SR0.00
>here's your 19yo wunderkind bro

kek
KEK
K E K
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>>145415272
oh, right
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>>145415124
why are you hoping this? and why are you talking like the cricket version of a bigfooty poster? are you an /nrl/ poster?
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>>145415327
just making sandpaper puns iykwim haha innit
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>>145415354
>file away
kek had me going for a while their i do agree he is a bit of a grafter old bancroft
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>>145415354
it was plane to see tbqhwy
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>>145415354
very good
>>145415405
took off well though
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DROPPED THE TEST WORLD CUP
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why doesn't McSweeney have big tits?
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imagine if Bangladesh avoid the follow on
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fucking saffas paying the umps off
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happy diwali /cric/
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three boundaries in three overs? these lads simply do NOT have what it takes to be opening in a test
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so has australia played 11 openers for this game or something?
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>>145415982
seems like it
bold strategy even though we all know Davey will get the call back
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all these other nations really need to follow suit with that Bangladesh does
having the game stream on youtube is so great
no memory leaks, can very easily go back and watch something, can even chat with others in the chat if you so wish to
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>>145416053
The chat is just browns slagging each other off. Kind of entertaining.
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>>145416076
tempted to spin up an anonymous account to troll some streetshitters
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Lads.
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Lids.
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tist cruckit
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>>145416083
I just join in the shitting on Bangladesh, but with proper English.
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>>145416094
lids retired years ago mate
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teeest creeeeckeeeet
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>>145416106
this is fake news ive got a lid on my water bottle right now
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>>145416166
mate i don't think he's even doing media stuff anymore wonder what happened to him? kinda feel sorry for him left richmond for money and thinkn gws had a better chance at a hip only for richmond to get a dynasty whilst gws lose a grand final
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>>145416218
oops think youve posted in the wrong thread lad :)
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>>145416104
devlish
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>>145416238
nope i'm in the right thread "au/sp/"
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gonna wear my "New Zealand" hoodie when I go pick up my rogan josh in approximately 20 minutes
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>owning a new zealand hoodie
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could go for a rogan josh tb h f am
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i liked when he had billy corgan on that show he has
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related to joe rogan?
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sloppy joe rogan josh
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RUSH OF BLOODLEDESH
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>>145416446
It was my pop's. He did earlier this year so I inherited it
The maori sheila I work with says "nice hoodie" every time I wear it to work
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>>145416473
i hope you die in a fiery car accident
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>>145416473
you must work at some esteemed establishment if they allow you to wear a hoodie while you work
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If South Africa win this thread becomes /crug/
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>>145416503
grim but understandable
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>>145416474
Bit uncalled for.
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>>145416473
have you stuck your dick in here yet?
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>>145416682
Both of us are gay.
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>>145416702
bit of an own goal then
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thought these two kids were dressing up as helmet-wearing tards on my way home, until a few seconds later when I realised they just had their masks pulled up lol
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>>145416716
well I am the kind of bloke that would wear a new zealand hoodie
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What sort of person owns a new zealand hoodie? I can assure you nobody from new zealand would buy one. Unless you're in a national sports team I don't see the point
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I have some severe misgivings about attending my place of employment tomorrow. entire concept just seems off.
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>>145416846
Take a mental health day broseph
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>>145415921
Happy Diwali. Ram bhagwan is back home to Ayodhya after 500 years
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SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Will the le young prodigy wog meme die now please?



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