I did the needful>Calendar: https://www.wst.tv/tournaments>Coverage: Eurosport and Twitch>Streams: https://twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams>Homepage: https://markselby.one/>Latest newsJudd is a duddInternational Championship begins Nov 3rdThere's a Brit-anon having a /147/ babyNothing else springs to mind
>>145357389>I did the needful
Anime.This is me approximately 6 minutes after a new snooker season starts, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Alri'
what's the point of skipping work when a dying /147/-thread doesn't end with hako!?
6th for Desi
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GWAN THE BOI(KO)>>145357790Still feels surreal that we got to witness Selbinho winning a tournament again>>145357894Polebro had ONE job (inb4 the filesize zested him again)>>145357628Thread: zetteled>>145357943>>145358038Zublime posts
>>145357894I am sick after all. My reaction time is below the norm.
>>145358148rip
GWAN BACHERGWAN THE BOII made toasts with cheddar, mimolette, turkey, marinated daikon, avocado, basil and oregano. Not bad at all.For once I have the time to eat more than 1.5 meals a day.>>145358261Still good enough for video games. Especially those video games where I decipher moonrunes for hours.
Moodyseason' settled (Maike looks like he could be his mum)>>145358148Get well soon
I wonder what happened on the second table. I looked when frame 3 was beginning (currently going) and Olivier walked up to Holt and they were talking for quite a long time. Holt seemed to be explaining himself.>>145358409Thanks. Although, one more week of video games wouldn't be unappreciated.
>Moodygoat v BoikoBoybros, this is just the remedy we needed following the continued failings of Jack and Judd. We're so back!!!
TUESDAY>10:00Bulscu Revesz v Bai Yulu (f)Hammad Miah v Haris TahirMa Hailong v Baipat Siripaporn (f)Xing Zihao v Manasawin PhetmalaikulCheung Ka Wai v Kreishh GurbaxaniAshley Carty v Jonas Luz>13:00Long Zehuang v Liu HongyuLyu Haotian v Wang YuchenSanderson Lam v Ishpreet ChadhahaJamie Clarke v Julien LeclercqJimmy White v Hatem YassenOliver Lines v Ayaan Iqbal (a)>16:00Thepchaiya Un-Nooh v Dean YoungMark Davis v Ross MuirXu Si v Andrew PagettJimmy Robertson v Ben MertensAnthony McGill v Allan TaylorHe Guoqiang v Louis Heathcote>19:00Scott Donaldsunn v Amir SarkhoshAaron Hill v Stuart CarringtonRicky Walden v Huang JiahaoJoe Perry v Antoni KowalskiFan Zhengyi v Andrew Higginson
>>145361890Splendid, now we >wait
>>145362492I hate >waiting, let's play Baize Brawlers
>>145363088>ynr remember the easter egg where your console turns itself off if you're about to win a tournament as JeggWtf
>>145363088There's a new skin for Shorn. It's called "Shorn (Moody)". And before you ask, no, it has the same hitboxes, even though he looks smaller.
Fucking Cocksuckers.Quit Fucking making up Bullshit made up game names! It's POOL you MotherFuckers! Snooker sounds Fucking stupid. That sounds like the name of a game that Kindergarteners would play! Why can't you assholes just call it by its real Fucking name!?
>>145363975
>>145361890Now THAT's a schedule. Some proper /ELITE/ matches in there. Especially Xing Zihao v Manasawin Phetmalaikul>>145358815>I wonder what happened on the second tableYeah, before I went to bed Stan kept looking over to the other table, it seemed.>>145363088Tina and Anna (formerly Ania) DLC when?>>145362492>
>go to bed for 7 hours>sleep 5 at bestWhat a waste of time. Should've played video games instead. It seems it's just not my destiny to be well-rested. And no one knows better than >us the snooker fans how pointless it is to fight destiny.>>145374081>Yeah, before I went to bed Stan kept looking over to the other table, it seemed.Maybe we'll learn something official later.
Not one, not two, but THREE tables available:>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams>https://www.twitch.tv/aini786snooker>https://www.twitch.tv/snookertourPatty, Miah, Xing.
>>145375732>https://streamed.su/watch/scotland-scottish-open-qualification/alpha/1BaiBai/Revesz
>>145375772Nice. Now I can watch Bai destroy while watching Bai destroy.
>>145375783>Now I can watch Bai destroy while watching Bai destroy.BaiBoys... I don't feel so good.
wimminbros...
>>145376037We just need more time.
>>145375732ann(i)abros... we feast!are sami on the other tablebut no sign of pellew, maybe they bring him in for the big matches, he's such a heavy hitter after all
Whirlwig
>>145377263Hatem, simple Yas(sen).
>>145376254>formerly ania.pngLook at that subtle paleness. The tasteful cuteness of it. Oh, my God. She even has a bow!>>145375208>And no one knows better than >us the snooker fans how pointless it is to fight destiny.And yet, like Don Quixote we keep fighting windmills.>>145376037>>145376069The game is rigged against us...
>>145363975This blud has evidently never been snooked in his life XD lmao
GWAN BIG BEN GWAN McTHRILLGWAN PAGETT
>>145378732>GWAN PAGETTstopped reading right there
>>145378732>no GWAN for ThepIt's so over for ranking points dodgers...
>>145378742You fear a strong Wales >>145378796He has no need of my gwans, young gargools hasn't a chance.
GWAN THEPPYGWAN TONY
>>145378826>He has no need of my gwans, young gargools hasn't a chance.
>>145378826>You fear a strong WalesThe whole world does, you are just too powerful.
>>145378979>>145379221Lmao what have I done
>>145379245I think it's fixed now.
>>145379054Young Pagett getting whitewashed on purpose, obviously.>>145379411>now
>40(?) penalty points for Pagett this frame IMAGINE quaffing this man. could never be me.
>>145379245
>>145380421Yes, it wasn't fixed after all.
Also, this table.
Why must Ania look so perfectly cute...>>145380469Why is he like this?>>145380488Now that's what I call snooker
>>145380488The sort of beauty you only see in the qualifying stages
>>145380789>The sort of beauty you only see in the qualifying stagesIndeed
>>145380799>GWANTONIGWAN SCOTTY
>>145378796Is that Fouldsy in the back?
>kettle: cracked>Indian takeaway: ordered>Anna: appreciated>new Autechre: pendingready for some Donaldsunn O)) kino
>>145381472Whatcha getting for tea lad? I was thinking of a Jafrezi (jar stuff lel) tomorrow.
GWAN GENTLEMAN
>>145383008Alas, he has no chance against my boy Antoś.
>>145381472whats the info on new autechre? youve got me intrigued
>>145383831they're releasing their 22-23 live sets
>>145384556nice, has it been officially announced?
>>145384604Warp sent out a teaser email last Friday and then put a list of the dates they’re releasing on their instagram. I’ve been refreshing the Ae store since then, the little teases.
Antek: I NA lot of fine zest in the decider.
>>145385022nice, i look forward to being too intimidated by the sheer quantity of material to actually listen to it like i have with their previous live set drops
WEDNESDAY - Scottish Open Qualifiers conclude>10:00 (bo7)Tian Pengfei v Stanley MoodyYuan Sijun v Bulcsu ReveszDaniel Wells v Rory ThorRobbie Williams v Zak SuretyMatthew Stevens v Ma HailongElliot Slessor v Farakh Ajaib>13:00Jackson Page v Jimmy WhiteBen Woollaston v Alex UrsenbacherGraeme Dott v Jiang JunMartin O'Donnell v Ian BurnsAnthony Hamilton v Xing ZihaoDavid Grace v Ashley Carty>16:00Dominic Dale v Lei PeifanDavid Lilley v Haris TapirJordan Brown v Mostafa Dorgham>19:00Jamie Jones v Oliver LinesMatthew Selt v Cheung Kawaii
>>145385987>Jackson Page v Jimmy WhiteDidn’t this already happen literally a couple of weeks ago? And Jimmy won? I swear sometimes they just copy-paste these qualifying draws. Also, I’m glad they split up those 16.00 and 19.00 matches; far too much prestige to fit all those matches in just one session.
>>145381376kek>>145381472Absolutely comfy. I feel asleep 8pm already. Might put on the 12 hour Autechre radio broadcast today as I'm working from home.>>145385987GWAN MY BOY JORDAN BROWN
>ynr the boy
>>145395138
>>145395138and it's still his year >Captcha: TRYJ0D
>>145395138I would never forget how le garcon et fini.
>>145385987Looking forward to Tapir
>https://www.twitch.tv/snookertour>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams>https://www.twitch.tv/husain5941Tian, Sless, Yuan.GWAN THE YCPs
>>145376254>but no sign of pellew, maybe they bring him in for the big matches, he's such a heavy hitter after allYung Pellew did the Moodygoat match today, so they really were saving him for the big occasion.
Ben: OUTBacher: INNow it's time for our boy Jordan.
>>145397963>Now it's time for our boy Jordan.GWAN>>145395138How could I ever forget?
>Good day Agent 47. Your target is local petrol station employee and cue sport participant Jordan Brown. He is expected to play in a semi-professional Snooker match this evening at Ponds Forge International Sports Centre, Sheffield, England, so you'll need to infiltrate the venue and steer clear of suspicion. The target is known to be skittish since suffering sustained abuse from a rabid British television presenter, so getting close to him may prove a challenge - but I'm sure you'll find a way, as you always do. Eliminate the target and exfiltrate through the open sewer grate next to the Crucible theatre. Good luck, 47.
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>>145398538lel
>>145398538Kek.But who could possibly want him dead?
Here's the least surprising snooker news of the year:>Former world champion reveals telling off from snooker legend for Crucible fart>Bingham farted during a match against Jimmy White in 2000It's like 'The Smelly Car' episode of Seinfeld, Bingham let out a ripper so grotesque that it corrupted the entire Crucible venue.
>>145399606Absolutely vile
>>145399606So that was Vafaei's comment about, it was so bad he still smelled it 24 years later.
>>145399606You try holding it in after a savage chicken dinner/breakfast/mid-morning snack.
>>145399880
>>145399977health before manners
>>145399977>>145400092Top kek
>>145400092
>>145396199lovelyit's time he reffed another final>>145398538lol>semi-professionallmao
A N I ANIA
>waiting 4 schedule
>>145399606>>145400092lel
>>145403267Any minute now.
>>145404968it's over
Our boy Jordan Brown has made it - what a glorious result to wake up to.>>145401658:3
>>145406438It's never over.
>>145415980I’m sure that scheduleanon just hit the character-limit with all the snooker that’s on today’s schedule, obviously.
>>145399606Grim
>no snookerI distinctly remember asking for a treat today
