fights everyone forgot editionno previous thread(s) ever happened
Bitter taste In your mouthIt's too lateTo get it out
Django Chandler Unchained
OOHHH RESTED VOLK WITH THE REFRESHED CHIN
when did you realize that hap and ace were a psyop
Taking a huge max on the rob
>>145361357>forfit
*enters*
*enters the thread and cordially invites you to stand and bang*
Just rewatched the fight. Max still looked great, Topuria is just better. r/heem proving to be faggots yet again.
Jean Silva will be Ilia’s kryptonite
>>145361663Ilia offers Max a Monster. Max refuses saying he prefers PRIME.
>>145361754kek
>>145361706Max got overconfident. He needed to stay on the backfoot and keep frustrating Ilia with the intercepting jab and front/oblique kicks. Instead, he led and got defensively lazy and Ilia hit him with a nuke of a right hand. Credit to Max for not dropping or going out immediately because that shot was hard as fuck.I think an Umar-style fighter could beat Ilia, especially if Ilia cannot reliably win rounds through grappling control time or damage.Also, Ilia vs Jean Silva would be crazy. Both guys throw with a ton of firepower.
>>145361750What's up with MW being so gay?
>>145361848>all former WWs I'm not saying you're looking at the wrong division, but look into it.
>AahAHahaha look at that scared little bitch shaking in fear seeing max vs gaethje xD>show some respect you disrespectful ilia fans, max is a legenda schizo never forgets. i will seethe forever.
>>145361754
>>145361947both fag divisions
>>145362002Kek based.
>>145361663Could have heemed him when he had his hands down if he rushed in. Max is an idiot.
Just had a sirloin steak, roast potatoes, 2 eggs with fried onion, mushrooms, peppers and garlic accompanied by a crusty roll
>>145361754hehe
>leaves
Did you knowMaycee Barber will be the youngest champion in UFC history
>>145361848its the bodybuilder division
>>145362023>till already beat wonderboy Does Khamzat take prime Chris?
https://youtu.be/xks9j7LRb5M
>>145361839I disagree, max landed shots here and there but the hardest shot he landed was a right straight that just made topuria reset, it hurt him but not enough to cause him trouble.Topuria caught him with a beast of a shot because he changes the rhythm of his punches, he first throws at a certain pace and then goes even faster, he did the same against volk and that's why max couldn't react.Max had good moments here and there but didn't had topuria in real trouble but he did beat him to the punch in a few exchanges.To beat topuria people need to overwhelm him and not give him a second to breath, backfootcels are just going to get heemed no matter how agile they seem because they can't handle the rhythm change.
>>145362193>To beat topuria people need to overwhelm him and not give him a second to breathBryce was doing this WITH THE FLU
>>145362193Good to have a difference of opinion. When I say beat on the backfoot, I mean by decision (only difference would be if you had an elite backfoot sniper like Conor). I think Max had the ability to keep Ilia at bay by busting him up with the jab. Ilia has a good chin but he only chooses to walk through shots when he senses blood, not when both guys are making calculated reads. I think a guy like Umar would probably give him fits. Same with Islam if he chose to take that challenge. It's tough to beat guys with very good striking if they can shoot and control since it no longer becomes about cutting off lateral movement to force a pocket exchange.
topuria is chinlet, the moment lopes connects its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sX4K0JRIDM
What would you do to Mrs Holloway if you were Ilia?
Arnold Allen heems Topuria inside 2 minutes
ilia ate a healthy serving of emmett punches, you just can't tell unless you go frame by frame because his chin is that good. i'm only interested in the lopes explosive jiu jitsu personally.
>>145362411I would advise her to tend to her husband because I’m a gentleman
evloev is a bum, and he has a crusty ass
>>145362455a crusty ass?
>>145361799Jeehesus Christ it's actually bad
>>145362411I would ask her why she decided to get enormous fek booba
Gentlemen I hate the Middleweight division
>>145362061>leaves
>>145362533that makes you quite unbased because it's a great division
>>145362411I would knock her the fuck out
>>145362536
are sneed and jack yadong the same person?
>>145362558Strickland? Israel? Khamzat????
Ilia's aura is approaching 2015 Conor levels. If he were a native English speaker, he'd probably already be therehttps://youtu.be/ljk0tNcAeVo?si=CAtxWjGqgWe9HBtA
>>145362595probably schizo personas on other similar websites are usually just one person
this is the current UFC page on Getty btw. real tough being a fan of this sport at times
you guys smell that?
a new generation of champion has arrived. a generation who fight for one reason only... greatness, and all the fruits greatness bears. the paradigm has shifted.
Damn innerG heemed the fuck out of BDStards and they’re dumb weight copes
>>145362615>even doe conor can't speak english
>>145362614unironically yes to all 3>>145362615he has real aura no doubt. but he's too grounded to be like Conor. on the other hand he will probably have the entire nation of Spain behind him soon and that's a strong economy full of sporting fanatics. if Ilia keeps doing big shit and has the support of their big footballers, we could see him being the next guy to bring a nation with him. they definitely need to give him a PPV in Spain
>>145362595They’re both tranny loving pedophiles so yeah pretty much
>>145362639this has been known for years. it comes up every so often from new fans that havent been around long enough for the previous wave of fans that called it out without knowing. its one of the new fan litmus test
What if there was a fighter named Faggot Pussy
>>145362623>trump is filter keeping trannies away from the ufcyeah, im thinkin based
brut what da heyll is dat STANK smell like skraight up doodoo in hurr
crazy that neither conor nor illlia fought prime max
>>145362334Lopes is getting heemed inside 5 minutes and you know it. Too easily hit
The script leaked
K-1 Bro when is risexxxglory?
>>145362703what would be his fighter nickname
>>145362722"The Solemn Warrior"
>>145362712Conor softened up Max's chin for Ilia
>>145362411Short hair + big tits is an elite combo
>>145362755How about big hair + short tits?
>>145362716we will find out a saturday night
What would the betting odds be for Conor vs Topuria at 165lbs?
>>145362411She looks structurally unsound
>they weren't her for "Max is 25 years old" postinglegendary era tbqh
>>145362254>duuude the fighter can't lie Jordan was hungover, he didn't have the flu either.
this nigga cal back air be stankin up the thread crazy on gawd
Chris Barnett would literally murder Topuria in the cage lol. Every weight class below 205 is pure manlet cope
>>145362719Lmao
WTF petrosyan fighting this month, I am glad he didn't retire but dude he still is top level the superbon ko was bad but not Carrer ending, petrosyan has one last run in k1 in him
>>145362826chris barnett is one inch taller than topuria
Topturo has no fazza. He was raised by a single mazza.
>>145362843WTF he just got spinning back fisted by that inbred pirate why is he fighting again
>>145362843We don't watch that crap here.
>>145362843We don't watch that crap here
dricus vs shara is the fight to make
Ilia is young, he has plenty of years to grow into a troubled and wealthy cokehead.
>>145362615Ilia is what O'Cuckley wishes he were.
Dominick Cruz vs Ilia Topuria let's get it trending
>>145362639doubt the fatass will acknowledge this
how much longer can ilia duck gregor gillespie?
yair is so shit
What's the difference between Khamzat Chimanov and Jailton Almeida?
>>145362977the promotion volk and max will be fighting in by the end of 2025
>>145362411discussion of cuckoldry should be punishable by life in prison
>>145362987Chimaev has a solid standup game with true KO power (dropped Burns, iced GM3), and his grappling is much more vicious. Almeida is a classic fundamentals BJJ guy that relies on submissions through methodical guard-passing. Chimaev inflicts brain damage and nasty holds that fuck you up while he's hunting the finish.
>It's time guys, the Eagle has gotta get his next title shot, cause that's what happens in nature, the eagle breaks his beak, regrows it, then gets 49-46d by the new champion
40 days until Gane fights.
OOOOOHHHUNBELIEVABLE
>>145362826The average middleweight would kill that fat retard, he’s morbidly obese in the worst division for a reason
>>145363069johnny walker is a loser and a freak, but i dont like seeing him suffer
>>145363069not again
who your superhero, b?
Hope gane/volkov ends quick so the winner can have a quick turnaround for Tom’s second defense
>>145363069This is cruel
I only rate K-1 strikers
>>145362411Be respectful towards a woman i have no connection with and feel no need to have a connection as i already have a relationship.
PFL REALLY GAVE THIS LITERAL WHO CAN 10 QUADRILLION DOLLARS TO FIGHT OTHER LITERAL WHO CANS JUST TO SELL OUT LESS THAN A HIGHSCHOOL GYMNASIUM LOL LMFAO EVEN
>>145362843non guardiamo quella schifezza qui>superbon ko was bad but not Carrer endinghe got stretchered out and needed a titanium plate on his jaw
>>145363069The Smiff redemption tour
>the k-1 strikers.
40 days until Gane dies!!!
PFL will fold long before ONE
>>145363104it's amazing how worthless le ford man with a "sad" backstory of cheating and opportunism is
Aura moggings?
>>145363118What do you mean? PFL has Jake Paul and Ngannou, MEGA superstars
>>145363104Ngl that hustle by francis was brutal.
Dricus sucks but has plot armor, Khamzat is good but is retardedGreat matchup
10 (TEN) THOUSAND WHOLE PAPERVIEWS. HOW CAN JEWFC EVEN COMPETE WITH SUCH STARPOWER AS NIGOOBOO AND UHHHHHHHHHH FLUSHED FAT HEAVYWEIGHTS THAT FAILED IN THE UFC
>>145363104Dana won.
Lineal ONE FC Welterweight Champion of the World. Belal Muhammed (look into it)
4g brokie
who else here is highly based and looks forward to this roster of champions?
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145363098My nigga Aerts would beat the brakes off Ngubu (if he were 20 years younger).
>>145363159Khabib is the lineal 145 champ and Ngannou is the lineal 265 champ. Bit weird to think how the UFC is never going to have those titles back in the promotion
>>145363116Name on Madame
Umar is a decision win away from fighting in Bellator
Jon is the lineal 155 champ
>>145363156Ngannou won as well, he finessed poofl for millions and they gained nothing
>>145363189I meant that the ONE FC welterweight belts lineage now lays at the feet of Belal, alongside the BMF lineage
ngubu sacrificed his son for fame and fortune and still got flatlined in the process
Ilia Topuria has saved HEEM holdings group inc.
>>145363214All it took was getting humiliated in boxing twice and making Dana look like a prophet
i will consider accepting aspinall into the team of greatness as soon as i see how this belt nonsense pans out
People think Ilia vs Islam is the next big story, but it's actually Ilia vs Usman
I only respect PRIDE fighters
>>145363230Jon retires in 19 days and Tom gets promoted to undisputed
>>145363227The main person who got humiliated by his boxing matches was fury
>>145363168
>>145363256How? He won 9 rounds and got hit with a lucky punch
>>145363251
>>145363214>get a bag from pfl>decide to go ruin image by losing 2 boxing fights in a row (fury fight being close doesnt matter a loss on paper is a loss in the eyes of most)>draw 0 dimes and ends up killing the pflBASED NGANNOU . dana should love this guy hes destroying the "competition"
this gay ass nigga wackin off and snoozing all day bruh
>ducked by a GOAT contender >promoted to champion >fucked up teeth Poopfc recycling storylines again
>>145363224he only cares about money so all his dreams cane true
>>145363272He went life and death with a debuting guy who gayJ destroyed easily
>>145363118PFL is subsidized by ESPN
Putting up a poster of Ilia in man cave
ALHAMDULILLAH I SHALL SERVE THE STATE OF ISRAEL
>>145363328Luke Thomas spoke these exact words on his stream Saturday
>>145363322they’ll cancel it when they realise how much money they’ve flushed down the till
>>145363328So now when you shoot ropes, El Matador can watch over you
Imagine if the UFC had horsesHow could Dana utilize horses during a UFC event?
Cal has pictures of Ngannou in his goon cave
>>145363370nekochad
B-but Max has Kurama in him, how could he possibly lose to kitpurria?
anime is for faggots
Nobody has ever shown proof that deafpuria possesses hearing
>>145363418This sport isn't for you.
Let’s discuss: what would it take to genuinely revive heem?
>>145363440This nigga an bum
>>145363431Where did this meme originate?
>>145363411Never noticed max kurama tattoo.
>>145363440tattoos are for faggots too
>>145363367thought that the engine would start and splatter them all over the airport
>>145363468 takes one to know one Faggot Expert
>>145363367dana could use four horses to rip marc goddard's limbs off inbetween rounds
>>145363367Shavkat cage walk on a horse
>anime is for faggots
>>145363443MMA becoming bigger
>>145363367Dern already fights
>>145363517
>>145362843We watch that cache here
>>145363262anon, as a fellow Makh Maniac, you know I'm right
UFC 308: the inspiring story of two fighters proving you can overcome profound deafness and full blown AIDS
Ilia has turned Conor into a afterthought to the UFC
>>145363443A Mexican poster with aura
>>145363491Ah thats a great ideaMaybe dana could also determine if the loser of a fight gets quartered, kinda like from gladiator
>>145363440based Alvarez. imagine he goes on a run too and all of a sudden Spain become a guaranteed yearly event, same as China, France, Australia, UK, ME, Brazil, Russia. would be extremely based
>>145363443Grounded knees and soccer kicks and Khamzat getting heemed off them
I wish I had an income it would be cool I guess
>>145363534Hmm?
>>145363443Me quitting my job & more gainful hobbies and posting here full-time to class up the joint.>>145363563Teach English. It pays.
>>145363560Grounded knees advantage wrestlers
>>145363570He's trying to astroturf two memes: one, that topturo is deaf; and two, that hamzat has aids
>>145363443People respecting what I have to say instead of ingoring my points to call me an race I am not or insult me because of an spelling mistake. People talking about the Two Straws podcast respectfully and not in an sexual way. People treating others like human beings.
Aljabeast subs Puporria but y’all not ready for that convo
>>145363596Many wrestlers wouldn’t dare risk position to go for them
>>145363528It's definitely Islams scariest matchup. I'd be more worried about Topturo than I would Shavkat
Well done, 308, yes, yes, well done...HOWEVER—
>>145363599Well said.
>>145363625shit that's not what I meant. although I agree that's a scary matchup. I just didn't include Makhachev on the image because he's already champ lol
>>145363621He's right. >The striker with BJJ will beat the smothering wrestler with submissions THIS time.
favorite tongue wrestling matchup?
>>145363630Prepare to witness Canadian dominance
>>145363667
>>145363443if we could have as much freedom of expression as mma twitter
>>145363676holy shit I didn't realize that card was in Canada. are you guys really gonna pack the place for apex slop?
>>145363667Khamzat Chimaev vs Sofia Maree Whittaker
>>145363681why the absolute fuck does this exist and why wouldn't you use its powers to do something we can all enjoy you goddamn freak
>>145363599>an raceshut up wang
Canada is so gay.
for me, it's ranked canadian fighter uhhhh...umm...
>>145363738Charles Jourdain is ranked #1 in fans' hearts, caz
Tanner. Fucking. Boser.
>>145363105>he got stretchered out and needed a titanium plate on his jawNah he absolutely can compete, one ko does kill your Carrer like that when you are the most technical guy ever
>>145363681I remember this.
>>145363517fucking kek
>>145363504berserk is pretty kino
>>145363745jean silva's punching bag?
>>145363789>reducing the greatest Canadian entertainer since Rory MacDonald to a punching bagthe nerve!
>>145363621This nigga will die cranking up that Soulja Boy.
would you guys rather see a purebred Japanese champ or Indian champ first?
>>145363621I can't imagine a worse matchup for him
gigazeems
If you were Morne Visser how do you advise Dricus to deal with this?
>>145363621Ray Longo is one of the best coaches of all time, he could find esoteric ways to beat Ilia
>>145363878just sprawl bro
>>145363878Walk around it
>>145363878you think i'm going to tell you so you can tell khamzat?
>>145363878Keep working no matter what until Khamzat exhausts himself. Do not let him rest, fight in every part of the transition sequences, scramble or reverse as often as you can, throw up submissions. That's the only way to beat this. You have to attack, attack, attack, move, move, move.
>>145363455fuck you say?
>>145363878Flying knee.
>>145363873>volk gets ktfo>max gets ktfo>emmett loses a decision but inflicts some good damage on iliathere's levels to this shit
>>145363977Way too low-percentage, chico. Also, Chimaev doesn't need to shoot from 6 feet away. He's an amazing wrestler as long as he gets his hands on you.
>>145363878pull guard
>>145363873>>145363990Stop disrespecting Ricardo Lamas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwab0Nv-uU
>>145363878Hammerfist to the brain stem
>it's simple, we uh...stuff Khamzat's takedowns
>>145364007*mount
How do you even recover from being scared to exchange with a man 5 inches shorter than you
>>145364076by realizing that thieving anons don't contribute to my brain health or bank account
Ew brazza what’s that? Brazza eww
>>145364130Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>14536387812 weeks of training this and only this
>Giants vs Stillers on MNFBrutal matchup brazzas. Might skip this one
>>145364164you goin senile bro
>>145364145
309 kinda sucks
>>145362623For me? It's a threesome with milf queens Melania Trump and barely showing 2 month pregnant Dee Devlin.
>>145362623As it should be
>>145364253MIGA
>>145364145What we do in ze bathtub stays in bathtub, brazza.
>>145361663max lost the bmf belt here in the first 5 seconds
>>145363878Kick his penis super hard. Claim it early and put some fear into him. Respectfully.
toporio vs lopes is an apocalypto type matchup so get that shit signed for 313 aight dana
>>145363878Knee down the middle, khamzat doesn't move his head to the outside while shooting.Changing levels at the same time and getting the underhooks to defend.Time the level change with a kick.Keep high pressure from the first second to keep khamzat on the backfoot and not allow him to move forward, don't overcommit to be aware of the reactive takedown and be able to defend it instead of running into it.There's a few ways.
>>145364266Shouldn't you be protesting that Kavanaugh blue belt for stopping a migrant raping your women today? Or are you just on your phone
>>145364308yeah that could work but i think i'll just throw the meatiest overhand right of all time in the opening second and try to heem him
>>145364323wtf are you on about? You’re having delusions from all those foreskins you inhaled earlier
>>145364223
>>145364308>khamzat doesn't move his head to the outside while shootingsauce?
>>145364341Unironically that too.
heeminder 12-6 elbows will be legal starting this weekend
THE president?!?!?! Whoever wins will affect my life to a major degree!
>>145363990volk flushed maxislam flushed volkjosh has fought no one good so he couldn't be flushed
mma guru (head coach of dricus du plessis) lurks here because he steals my posts for his videos. keep up these good ideas guys we can beat khamzat together.
>>145364356Is in the image, in only one he has the head on the outside and is because the chink throw an overhand.
>>145364348Your country is being taken over by rapists and you argue with Americans about their president online. Imagine what your ancestors thinkhttps://youtu.be/Ntx6k7UNMhg?si=DWOJDr_caaT1cuPs
>>145364308>Keep high pressure from the first second to keep khamzat on the backfoot and not allow him to move forward It is possible that Dricus does this, everyone else has too intimidated
>>145362411I would destroy her
>>145364370This but unironically, mexico got a jewette president and we already had 3 major cartel wars exploding throughout the country.
>>1453638784 very different takedowns. What Dricus needs to do is the unthinkable. Walk back, plant his butt against the cage, get ready for an underhook and immediately be prepared to smash the back of the head with elbows or hammer fists.
>>145364384I don’t live in Ireland, you’re experiencing foreskin withdrawal hallucinations rabbi
Khamzat, Khamzat, these bombs drop, these bombs drop, on Whittaker? No, on Israel uh uh
>>145364409What fucking cope holy shit you subhuman faggot. Thank god Trump makes trannies like you commit suicide en masse
>>145364406Leadership is irrelevant in 1st world countries.
Did /heem/ get chills watching UFC 308? I sure did.
>>145364430Ireland isn’t part of the UK you goof
>>145364442I actually did. I love mixed martial arts.
>>145363621Merab will do his best to convince Aljo to duck him
>>145364430Calm down moshe, Hamas isn’t under the table
>>145364355Pireced tongue for the brazzas
>>145364406It's over.
>>145364451Would you like me to post some UK moments to make you feel like a bitch? You know damn well your little shithole is flooded with niggers replacing you.But hey! Keep seething about a president in a land you'll never step foot in!
>>145364504It kinda seems like you’re the one seething
>>145364504glasshouses
>>145364382>there are 4 images>Khazmat moves his head in the one where a strike is being thrown>khamzat doesn't move his head to the outside while shootingI think we must reassess, amigo.
You uneducated idiots still have no clue what Ilia meant with his post fight celebration lmao
>>145364451>>145364504https://youtu.be/_wTiLcDaWKU?si=p69DENHCBjAQtFDW&t=33
Mexico will be the next Ukraine/Palestine
Just fucking eat food Sandhagen wtf is ur problem
>>145364515>>145364519You are seething because we are about to reelect the only anti illegal immigration leader In the Western world.Fix your own country before complaining about us fixing ours you little faggots
>>145364535Who is invading/attacking Mexico?
>>145364577MIGA
>>145364584USA with special military operation against the cartels
>>145364657Those cartels are serious heemers. I would not underestimate them.
>>145364657I don't think the Feds really care about the cartels. It creates jobs for border security and law enforcement, it keeps the pharmaceutical industry thriving for antidotes to overdoses on shitty drugs, it creates talking points for political pundits, and it creates a scapegoat for our shadow oligarchy to point to in an effort to dampen class warfare.
>>145364605>oh no Jews bad let me vote for unsecured borders to own them. I'm sure that's what they don't wantKek OK Buddy keep seething while your sisyer and mother are raped by pakis (and you don't even own a gun to defend them)Fucking pussy
>>145364755>sisyer
>>145364732>>>/pol/
>>145364705only good in the regional league b, they're bums against the pros
>>145364755Make Israel great again
>>145363069shouldn't have attacked the Smiff family
>>145364810My bad, you're right. Favorite fighter who is also a cartel member?
yanky boys dont want any part of that unleashed beaner violence la neta
Oh boy I can't wait for election night for all the heem trannies to rope
>>145364913We’re making Israel great again
>>145364871D-Rod easy
Bruh
Ari really sending JIDF to post on /heem/Wild times we live inhttps://youtu.be/JBah5m1qFDA?si=dwk71umWN0ZHJeOC
>>145365033>not brian ortega
>>145365141Gott Jehovah... he will... devour you
2 years later Ilia is champion and Paddy is eating kids in kebab
Is this "Ari Emanuel" in the room with us sweaty
juden hinter juden
>>145365141What have Jews done to you personally?
ARI'S IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW HE HAS A KNIFE HELP M-
>>145365297existieren
These carnitas from chipotle fucking slapped
>>145365297They sucked his foreskin off
When you nut but she keep sucking (not that any of you virgins have ever experienced this feel)
I'm the man revving spams who tranny janny cant ban. Cuz I got the VPN plans.Sneed posting, pedo roasting. Feeling good. And I'm loving it! Just Revving him up!Revving him up, Im revving him up!https://youtu.be/CNF46Rl64gY?si=zZm7fC3jiQH11r4M
>>145365297forced me to look at brown people in public spaces
Just experienced a woman who kept suckin after nutting, felt like freaking Max Holloway post-KO
>>145365498Combat sports?
I see some antisemitic posts. Please stop before I have to tell the proper authorities.
>>145365545Let's get it tho. You know what I'm sayin?
>arguably the best chin in the UFC>gets hurt from a straight right that doesn't even land on the chin/jawLiterally how? still don't get how he got hurt so badly with a straight right that landed on the nose/above the chin, how does that make sense? the exchange that took place after this doesn't matter because holloway was already hurt and didn't even defend himself from the hook.
>>145365481i totally have, I look like this
>>145365593Anti semit- whaaaaa? What's a semitism? How can I be anti something I don't even know!https://youtu.be/RQibep67e_g?si=9dXFrkXe-KaZp9iJ
Ilia will buy Conor's shitty little pub and turn it into a chipotle
>>145365635and to add to this, it was telegraphed aswell, topuria does an obvious feint and max jsut stands there letting him just wind up a huge straight right, terrible. Just stopped moving and stood there. I guess the leg kicks finally took their toll on him.
You are legally recognized as disabled. The government, the doctors, and your own mother would all agree unanimously you are of absolutely no value to anybody whatsoever. You NEED to kill yourself.
I wish we had a high level kickboxer like pereira/adesanya in featherweight, illias boxing vs a hard counter puncher like pereira at FW would be a great fight, wondering who ends up on top. I would think someone with pereiras style at FW would win if they had the one hit ko power aswell, illia is good but leaves himself open and desperate trying to get into the pocket and swing.
>>145365635Ikr, like how does this even hurt someone? Ugh...
Reminder Petr Yan will one day fight Ilia. Win or lose he will do better than everyone else Ilia has faced at this point.You guys don't realize how bad the average UFC fighters boxing fundamentals. Someone who merely keeps their hands up and can cut the cage like Yan will do great against Ilia.
>ari is highly educated and IQ of 175 >has a successful career because of said attributes NOOOO ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY NOOO
>>145365842
>>145365862>saying the n wordEnjoy your three day vacation
10 billion trillion haps
with the featherweight belt thoroughly secured the only thing now for illlia is the bantamweight and then flyweight belts
>>145365899I think you'd be surprised.
>>145365635As you can see>>145365818The threat of the takedown was all max was thinking out after El Matador slammed his candy ass like he was a rag doll hence the low hands cazzie
Ilia vs Dustin would be a banger
Ilia Topuria, is, in essence, God
>>145365993Peelia would out peach him
>>145365818Like i said it landed on the nose and ofcourse it's going to hurt but this one punch basically ended the fight, max didn't know where he was after this, for someone who has the best chin in the UFC, this punch alone shouldn't have basically finished the fight, everything after this was just extra, he was done after this punch. And what's worse is the obvious double feint before illia throws it and max just stands still.>>145365841Yan is way too small for ilia, yan has decent boxing fundamentals but still think illia has better boxing overall and he's way too powerful for yan, yan would lose to holloway ten times out of 10 and illia ko'd him so yh yan has no cahnce.
>>145365930What actually happened was Max was always grabbing Ilia's lead hand to stop jabs and would circle away. Ilia feinted by slapping the hand instead and loaded up an overhand right to catch Max circling away. This sequence happened like 3 times right before the end.
>>145366006Yeah a god damn bum
>>145365993dustins only chance is phillyshell when illia hapsplodes and then countering same way he did to gaethje and hoping it knocks him out.
The one to dethrone Ilia is probably not yet on the active roster. Give it a few years.
>>145366033He literally tries to parry both punches the same way he's been doing all fight. And it wasn't standing still, watch it from the live angle. He is starting to circle into his right hand. This notion you have of not getting dazed by punches on the nose is just completely wrong by the way, those are usually the ones that do exactly that. Nose disorients, behind the ear dizzies, and chin knocks out.
>>145365993dustin peached up the real conor twice, he easily dispatches swarthoid conor
>>145366051
>>145365481When you nut but she keep sucking the other guy ((you) have experienced this feel you cuck)
>>145366049Actually max was starting to spam oblique kicks with full power but the insanely high fight IQ of HEEMpuria saw him load up
Ilia takes periredit down and submits him and you know dam will this is what would happen the man has some sort of mythical dragon slaying aura where he simply cannot lose
>>145366338Any decent high school wrestler could take down pereddit
dustin only beat 2 much better versions of max i don't know if he could handle illlia
>>145365818Dam my boys hands are HEAVY
>>145361839Islam Omarov is the only fighter that can beat Ilia right now, he's like a FW Khabib, great talent, he's ragdolling the other dagis in the regional scene. Jean Silva or maybe Basir Saraliev in the future can also give him his 1st loss.
is poirier the greatest fighter who never won it all? or does getting heemed by michael johnson negate that?
Ilia flatlines belal
>>145366757Belal mogs him with superior gameplan
jon jones has no path to victory against ili
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
>>145366695he's lost to too many different people imo, like what makes him better than like Dariush beside the name value of the guy he's beat.
to be fair to illlia jai herbert is the 26th best lightweight in the ufc so there is no shame in being dropped by him
>>145366960kek
im making a pot of chili that would make beaners and texascels contemplate suicide
>>145366960Ever play a fighting game and you accidentally give up a round to a scrub?
>>145363099What's his name?
>>145364819>Happy Dad>Isn't a dad...Chudybeast sisters...???
its always funny when bong flags mention israel considering the bank of england and the crown created it
>>145367195>when she pulls down my underwear
>>145367368He’s looking for the right woman to marry first. You don’t just impregnate the first ho you lay down with.
Ilia would beat the shit out of Colby
>>145365635You don't really need to land on the chin to cause damage, is just that is the easiest part of the head to target to cause a whiplash on the brain which causes concussions.If enough impact is delivered hitting any part of the head will cause a whiplash and cause a concussion.
Ilia is just another cocky midge for Islam to smash
>islam only title defense is against volk Lmaooo
Raphael Assunção is by far the best fighter to never best fighter to never been given a chance to fight to the title.He also beat Masvidal super early in each others carer which despite them fighting 4 weight class apart latter in thir career
>>145367645Dustin
>>145367645Tis not
>>145365689It wasn't telegraphed it went straight in and with the speed it had pretty much everyone would have been caught.
islam just almost died in his fight with dustbin who is just a worse gaychee now who got killed by max who never had a chance against godlia
Armin Tsarkarian
It's going to be so funny watching TURDporia's little pea head bouncing off the canvas as GOATslam rains hammerfists on him.
>>145367681Respect to max for not shooting like a bitch and going out on his shield
>>145366960Jai Herbert did better than Max and Volk.
>>145367246Jesus Christ.
>>145367794155 vs 145
>>145367778True.
It's always funny seeing mutts talk about anti immigration and making fun of europe when there is an actual 40% they are a beaner.
topuria is a pretty cool champ i guess. i dont see anyone throttling him tho unless its emmett with a game plan(i dont think he can be taken down yet). maybe lopez, but ehhh...how about holloway/emmett then feed whoever wants to topuria fight the most on the same card. if topuria wants to be a true beast and get heemspect then he will fight whoever early next year.
>>145367871just how bad is Islam?
>>145367838That his drag queen name? Didn't know they were this bold with the stage names. Gross.
Too be fair it's not bad to get knocked put cold by Adriano Martins he is ranked...oh wait
Ilia will never fight Pimblett because he knows he would get subbed round 1.
>>145367748So this is your new huh, what the hell, headkick spam? When topuria heems the inbreed rat who you gonna beg to beat topuria?
Ideally, Ilia would fight 3 times in 2025, Volk rematch, Lopes and the winner of Aljo/Evloev (all 3 brutal knockouts).At which point he can flush himself by going to lightweight and losing to whoever is the champion at the time.
>>145367953Ah, a Gomorrah refuge.
>>145368057Plumbert's aura is already declining everyone knows her heeming is coming meanwhile Ilia's aura keeps growing, the story will be on the hispanic side
Please never let Felder comentate another fight again man what a insufferable mouth breathing retard
>>145368141That's his real name huh? Brazza you have to stop this. At once.
Paul "The Irish Dragoon" Felder
>>14536810Well, that should be just enough time for Islam to fight maybe one time rematching the guy he already beat. After all he sprained his pinky finger last June you know.
>>145368279gutentag herr felder
Turdporia only beat volk because slamdaddy flushed him.
good posts = ignoredawful posts = 9 instant repliessaying that, i am OP btw
I'm a poorfag. Which seats are best value for money in the lower tiers?
>>145368423Anything in 217
>>145368423you gotta go P1 gold brother
Dam it feel good to be a Ilia gangster
>>145368372and Max because Garth flushed him
>>145368423I thought hong konesees were millionaires
Topuria: TKO powerLopes: Healing Power
we're gonna show chimaev what true grit is#dicksoutfordricus#braveanderect
I sprained my pinky finger 4 months ago bradda. I rematch real Armenian gangster Tsarukyan after liddle bit Ramadan 2025.You know I deserve this.
Max Holloway has a normal penis.
>>145368517Well I'm not. So I'm looking for best value here. I can pay a BIT more if it's worth it.
>>145368563Kek that second hit snapped him out of being knocked out
>Macau>heemtemper 11 2024finna hope strickchud is in crowd or fights there
You know I deserve this never defend title bradda. For legeracy.
Is Ramadan during Riyadh season? Starting to seem like muzzies are just a bunch of lazy fucking free loaders
>>145368678Hopefully the Chinese government puts him in prison and executes him
>>145368563Crazy Diamond
>>145368696Post-Ramadan leads directly into Pre-Riyhad season this year bradda, I fight real BMF Max Holloway maybe 2026.
>>145368721wtf delete this
francis ngannou? france is in gannu
>>145368696Riyadh season is year long 24/7 365 baby
Islam only beat Dustin because Gaethje flushed him
>>145368810We gon fine out satadae nite baby.
Being a 40 year old journeyman with a million wars under his belt flushed porier I'm afraid.
>>145368837YUO FINA KNOW IT !!!!
>>145368799GEN Z BOSS AND MINIDEAD KOBE AND A LE BAGDEAD KOBE AND A LE BAG
>>145368900I dont know what this means exactly but I agree 100%
>>145368721Ilia if he was a can
>>145368876dustin getting mega bucks now to shill bud light and other stuff. he made it. it took a lot but he finally made it. dude said he hates fighting but was lying. no one who wins ever says that. heem life is an addiction.
Mcgregor Fast?McGregor Sleep!
Sergod returns to heem a new black guy Feb 1
>>145369016why not McGregor Fast Asleep, Dustin?
>>145369111Yeah. Don't blink during this one ladies and gentlemen. Holy fucking shit.
2 scoops whey protein1 banana 2 eggs with shellWaterIce That's pure goat fuel cazzies
I wanna delude myself into thinking Volk can win the Topuria rematch, but when I listen to him talk I can’t ignore the signs. He bought a farm and herds cows and does advertisements for sports betting companies now.
>>145369152How about 2 scoops of human shit? Motherfucker
>>145369152I wouldn't feed my goats that shit. Motherfucker
>>145362639>a black fighter confirming certain stereotypes about iqDoesnt fucking matter if they weigh in at the hotel or right before bc they had to change the rules on spot and extend the time for an extra hour bc Cumzhat was not able to make weight so it clearly was extremely close when he stepped before the cameras which makes it even worse that they didnt wait until the scale settled. And if they oNlY dO iT fOr ThE vIsUaLs, again why dont they let it settle and do itthe right way. Fucking irrelevant flyweight buck
>>145369152>2 eggs with shellenjoy your salmonella
>>145369181based>>145369194based
>>145369174there are two outcomes for the rematch, he gets heemed quicker or he manages to make it to the end but loses the decision
Did you guys know that japanese ppl eat raw chicken as sashimi
post weird heems
>>145369112>McGregor Fast!
>>145369376I left raw chicken out for 24 hours before then just baked it and ate it like nothing, you little redditors probably are scared of your own shadow
>>145369384
>>145369376yeah I saw that video of that british guy that lives in japan, I dont know why they do it raw chicken smells disgusting
>>145369478
>>145369529gimmie the template plz
>>145369529KWAB
>makes the chin unavailable
>>145369455Take a raw chicken breast out of the package, cut into it with a fork and knife and take a big bite, then get back to me about how hardcore you are
What template? Just use android photo editor either create new sticker or ai generative edit.
>>145369111and y'all will still shit on dana
>>145369111Fuck Dana
meme idea: no country for old men poster edited with volk and topuria in it
>>145369111Who you got heem?
5 boiled eggs1 Apfel200 grams of yogurt 15 almonds I can't lift the stone of depression that subjugates my mind.
>>145369490Japs freeze chicken and salmon to make it safe to eat raw since it kills the bacteria.Don't know the process for eggs but they have special machines that kill the bacteria on raw eggs too.
Ian Garry? He seems.
>>145369873Meh 4/10 do better
>>145369948a discussion about apple sauce
>>145370003basedjust how fucking GOOD is apple sauce
>>145370003For me is grape juice.
Why are Islam fans desperately trying to get another FW opponent?
gram of coke750ml london dry gin1 can of grizzly wintergreenall paid for via plasma donations
dont trust him
>>145370168Never did though.
never do
>>145369729Sergei is constitutionally incapable of losing to a black guy, so
>>145370542What possesses a man?
Just had a level 4 shaub the bottom of the Till seat was covered
>>145370629Autism, social pressure, sunk cost fallacy and gaslighting themselves.
>>145370542the plot twist being some men are actually just this good, like my manlet alcoholic master in made up name style thats literally just actual karate. never seen this man questioned even by his "superiors"
is volkov the guy i seen kick the black dood inside his ribcage and it was debated even though they replayed 479 times and it was a clean shot.
>sunk-cost fallacy
>>14537104618 days until we never have to hear about this homosexual again
schaub-cost fallacy
strickland should get extremely fat and fight jones at hw
Willing to bet Conor has pissed away most of his fortune on bad investments and is down to his last 50M
>>145371390100%, hes a fucking idiot, he left at least 300 million on the table leaving boxing and UFC in his prime he could have done 6 donald cerrone tier fights but hes too black irish
cozy stream, get in here frenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xD_928qjkA
>>145371553why does he stream in the middle of the night
>>145371478the man with the most iconic schaub heem
>>145371573to escape the intrusive thoughts
>>145371574Shaub is so cool
Schaub heems best to worst:RothwellNogueiraNelsonBrowne
>>145371255The goat of the sport is never going to be forgotten.
mma guru talmbout scales like he has ever had any experience with one
>>145371390Only 50m, oof how does he manage.
>>145371640every time he went away he's been forgotten, even now he's an afterthought and he's technically still fighting
>>145371610
>>145371687pre bog schaub looks like a different guy
>>145371678When he was pseudo retired before fighting gane a lot of anons constantly said that jon would never fight at hw.
>>145371573Yankee paypigs
>>145371701
>>145371704heeminder he was content to retire after gane and some mongs still think he's stick around after stipe
>>145371771
>>145371687Fuckk that kick was extremely impressive considering his height
>>145362536>doing the chicken dance before the fight even starts
>>145362615Nah he doesn't have the jokesHe talks like an American trying to banter, where it just comes across spergy and aggressive
