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Halloween Edition

/hoc/vious: >>145384282
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Blue Jackets
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My Capies :)
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yikes
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My Sensies :)
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>>145388473
>tattoos
dropped
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GO
HABS
GO
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Go Bruins!
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seattle kraken. that's it. that's the post
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>>145388473
>No man is an island, entire of itself.
>Each is a piece of the continent,
>A part of the main.
>If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less.
>As well as if a promontory were.
>As well as if a manor of thine own
>Or of thine friend's were.
>Each man's death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind.
>Therefore, send not to know
>For whom the bell tolls,
>It tolls for thee.
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>>145388536
so you wouldn't fuck laine?
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What is happening in St. Louis?
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My memies :)
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islanders will find a way to get scored on during this 5on3
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>>145388564
KRAK
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>>145388619
Lou is probably going to fire Roy soon
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>>145388642
Who should his next coach be?
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>>145388642
Lou will be fired soon at this rate. His roster is friggin shit
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>>145388604
My Sensies have awoken :)
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dont worry bro, another first round pick and prospect for [insert top trade deadline forward] will totally fix the Islanders

Christ almighty fuck you Lamoriello
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>>145388662
We get Chad Roy you get virgin Saint-Louis
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>Forslund going on a tirade about how he hates halloween on the kraken broadcast
Based.
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>>145388662
someone from /hoc/ should get a chance
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>>145388473
RETARD RAKELL
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>>145388662
Katie Ledecky
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>>145388642
there's really only so much you can do with none of the guys producing, might as well just try a million different lines like he's doing now

the fact of the matter is everyone fucking sucks
>barzal scores
aight, but the point remains lel
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>>145388632
>>145388564
krak
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>>145388642
He should fire himself next for the garbage job he's done.

Congrats you didnt get shut out against the Ducks while doubling their shot total. Horrible.
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Now we're talking
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>>145388719
>>the fact of the matter is everyone fucking sucks
no im shocked that the team who lacks a good bottom 6 and a terrible LW1 without Duclair is lifeless.
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dumbass swede
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>>145388743
Have fun link!
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>>145388705
chud
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a rempe goal on that rush there and i would have started levitating like the guys in eastern religions or dragonball z
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Lou and his boring dumbass coach are no talent hacks who contribute nothing of value to hockey, entertainment or humour. They are professional victims and pieces of shits who thrive of off drama. The fact that they are working out there is genuinely concerning. Fuck these charisma vacuums
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Did my bruins just score?
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It’s funny because it’s true
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>>145388871
a womans legs need to look nice because legs lead to the pusy
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>>145388871
She looks like grimes here
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>>145388871
mcdavid wanted to find someone who can tolerate his autism, not someone sexy
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>>145388909
>because legs lead to the pusy
many are saying this
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>>145388910
yes lol my god
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>6lues
>Cana6ians
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Roy to Holmstrom in reality:
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scarr a farking goal, Bean Town
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/hoc/ we need to stick to our game and get shots on net
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>>145389034
put the bisquick in the basket
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>>145388909
is this coomer logic?
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>>145388954
our broons have no offensive power :(
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>We're now going to shut up for 2 minutes
Based ESPN
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>no commentary time
this is blindist
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Finally no more yapping
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Why so many Casinos ads on KHN?
What the hecc is a TEGNA?
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bud1
stephen1
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>zegras
lol remember that guy?
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what a lame PP
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>>145389250
Who?
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>>145389250
Talk about wasted potential
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>>145389034
I think we need to

DIG

THE

FUCK

INNI
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>>145389250
He was on the cover of chel
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>>145389230
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN MUCKLESHOOT
ya see the one commercial where that couple is absolutely going to fuck each other? why is it so sexual?
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>>145389250
He'll be our next mika but with gyros instead of kebabpizza
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Never any doubt about Our Sennies
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>>145389318
No, I was watching the catholic blessed French language stream but it died. Will keep an eye out.
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>>145389390
faguette
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Bruins need at least 2 more goals if they want to win this one
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GET'EM WHILE THERE HOT!!!
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>>145389034
how about getting the pucks deep and driving the net?
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>>145389457
thanks for the analysis jack
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>>145389461
What jam do you have?
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>>145389518
jam my dick down your throat
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>>145389561
lmao gottem!
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>>145389518
Do you want a scone, dearie?? that's a good lad, off you go...
>it's probably raspberry
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can't crack the krak
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BUST ALERT
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bruins are horrible and costing me money
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> VINCE MCMAHON PREPPING TO LAUNCH NEW ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY EHL EXTREME HOCKEY LEAGUE
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>>145389641
Worth every penny
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>>145389318
auburn is a very sexual area. all of south king county, really.
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>>145389658
tagline: I've Got A Stick With Your Name On It
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>>145389561
JEN
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Gary told me they're just going to simulate the kings sharks game
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Montour hat trick
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>>145389249
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GET KRAK'D
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go flames go!!!
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KRAKEN
SSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THATS A HATTY BABY
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>>145389641
he's crying his way to the bank
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imagine getting blown out by the sens lmao
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>>145389724
i cry on the way home from the bank
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watching my Realies play since my Clubbies have the night off
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>7anadiens
>6lues
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montour
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W R A N G L E R S
R
A
N
G
E
R
S
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>>145389641
good news for him, the broons have to start scoring eventually

r-right?
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>>145389649
it's pretty doubtful that they'll even make playoffs
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>>145389778
wrangling cocks
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Let's make it the Can8diens
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here comes the shorkster
the never won a cupster
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>>145389808
oh nyo
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>>145389787
they forget that they need to score goals to win
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are you guys really laughing at the habs?
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>that islands empty net shit
fucking grim
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>can8iens
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>8-1
LMAO
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>>145389833
No im laughing at the islanders
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>can8iens
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goddamn habs suck
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Gary stop the humiliation
We will pay
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>>145389833
yes
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KRAKEN
SSSSSSSKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
8-1
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not 1, not 2, not 3 , not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7
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WE
WANT
TEN
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COMEBACK INCOMING
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>Kra2en
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TOTALLY TUBULAR
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I smell an empty net
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>2eattle
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>7lues
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>h8bs
>bl7es
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>>145389735
I about did the other day worst exchange of this year. I go to get checks and I wait in line forever finally get up there and try to make friendly small talk and it goes like
>Do you like working at a bank?
>yeah it’s okay
>have you ever been held up before?
His demeanor immediately changes
>oh no no I’m not gonna hold you up I was just curious
>..no
And he was just very short and snippy with me after that.
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>the kings could have had stutzle
jfl
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How did I manage to convince myself we would be good this season? How do I do this every fucking year?? Oh well. Only 105 days until pitchers and catchers.
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>rags
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>>145389988
at least they have byfield
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>k0ng5
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heh.. you may think your team is winning... by a lot it's not even close it's a humiliating anus blowout of my pants.... but actually: ti's your stanley cup and you're planning the parade.......
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>>145390019
unfortunately for them, yes.
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The Ducks are having a terrible season.
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>>145389988
It's okay at least they have Byfi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>145390047
jlmi
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the over/under should've been 9.5
i would've made so much money on the habs losing
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>>145388549
My Gophers :)
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my broons :((
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Sensbros... It's over...
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>>145390081
I played defense all over Rhode Island.
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UBS Arena aka Fort Neverwin
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uh oh sennies

uh oh
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>>145390051
>everyone was gushing about him because of how he looked in pre-season
i saw it coming a mile away. L1PP1 and is barely hitting 2 shots a game
>sens giving up the SO
it has never been more over than it is right now
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>Sana1ors
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habs are such angry little bitches just play better hockey
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gg habs, at least it wasn't a shutout, good luck against the caps on thursday
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They're the same people who think Mayfield belongs in the NHL and make excuses for nobody going to games.
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Press S to spit on the Ha8s
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>(null value)yotes
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>>145390197
Gg
>>145390216
S
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yankees about to get swept but i'm sure baseball gary will intervene
don't want to lose out on revenue and ratings
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>HA8S blown out 8-2
>blows getting brazil'd
wew lad
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Remember the Metropolitans.
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gg habsbros see ya next time
hockey mommy slipped some extra krak into their breakfast this morning because i don't know who that team was
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
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>>145390246
I don’t watch boreball I’m a ravens and flames fan only.
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>kill 1:30 of 5on3
>still lose
LMAO get fucked penguins, go cry to gary for another lemieux or crosby
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>>145390249
barzal'd*
>>145390272
yea seattle won a lee
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>>145390289
Kippu janai desu ka?
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>>145390272
I'm more of a neapolitan guy.
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>>145390319
very based
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>late game is some shit no one cares about
great double header espn
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>>145390315
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>>145390299
Also like half the 1919 habs team died in Seattle after catching the Spanish flu there while playing for a stan lee.
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>>145390279
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
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>>145390315
>janai
yea, i'm thinkin basef
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>le big number
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>>145390379
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>>145390381
exactly
a loss is a loss
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shorks/kings over?
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>>145390379
Anime ja nai
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>>145390361
Yet chuds hate vaccines
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>Binnington chimpout
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is stutzle fighting the ref lel
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>>145390272
>my metropolies
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I remember another famous match that ended 7-1
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>>145390272
>>145390272
>>145390272
>>145390272
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>>145390446
not sports related
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>>145390425
A loss is a loss. You can't say it's only an overtime loss.
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>What are we habbing? I already ate
>No, eight
>That's what I said!
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Rare that a guy that's given up 4 in a game comes out looking fucking elite but shesterkin is
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>>145390425
counterpoint
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>>145390081
this is going to be a rough season
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>8lues
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>>145390538
thanks for the extended webm
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why was binnington picked for the world championship roster?
why is he under consideration for the four nations?
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>>145390565
looks like a crap season for all the Original Six
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>>145390529
boomer bros we run this genny
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>stephenson and montour both had 4 point games tonight
Ron finally weaponized his capspace
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>>145390614
Just as Gary planned.
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>>145390614
see you guys on the gold course in april
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for me it's the Unoriginal Six
>Utah Hockey Club
>Seattle Kraken
>Vegas Golden Knights
>Columbus Blue Jackets
>Minnesota Wild
>Winnipeg Jets
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>>145390606
have you seen the other options at this point, there's no real clear option because they're all fucking torched
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>>145390666
It's Gary's fault my team is shit and run by retards
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Shesterkin again Jesus fuck
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are you allowed to balance the puck on your stick and carry it
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>>145390668
>Gold Course
is that what they're calling them at Mar-a-Lago now??
>*crickets*
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>>145390767
yeah
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>>145390678
Unbelievably grim
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>8lues
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My Sensies :)
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I learned everything i know about canada from davesecretaryatwork
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If you outshoot the opponent but like 120% but they score 75% as much as you is your goalie shit or is your defense?
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>>145390923
you luck is shit
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>>145390620
/hoc/ truly is a 30+ boomer general
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>>145390674
>4 northern markets
>utah gets snow too
>the one sunbelt team of the group is the team that has a cup
What did Gary mean by this?
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>>145390828
i guess you replace Jarry with Kuemper, but fuck, it's bad lel.
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>>145390948
>>145390948
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>145390828
hill and jarry
pick some shl or liiga guy as third choice
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>>145390988
>>145390988
>>145390988
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>rags
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>>145390988
sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite
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Revenge for the craps!
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>rags
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LIVE SPORTS
ESPN PLUS ORIGINALS
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My Capies have defeated the evil >Rags :)
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>>145391094
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my tims hockey challenge picks always get a million assists but score no goals
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>rags
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>Kevin Fiala is being healthy scratched “as a result of violating team protocol by missing a meeting”
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>>145391184
CRAZY EYES
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Suddenly it started to rain
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>>145391184
Fuckin trash. Thanks Blake you retard, we could have kept Faber
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>>145391058
Never dowded em for a second
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>>145391246
love it <3
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Is there anyone on the Rangers you'd like on >your team? Because they're pissing me off and I want them gone.
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I was really in the mood to watch a late night hockey game but now I'm not so sure...
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>>145391184
the kings hold meetings?
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>>145391311
???
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just got home
>blose
>hasb
what happened bros
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how do shorks fans and /hoc/ rate Kulli-Mikke Granlund
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>>145391433
Two shit teams got blown out
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>>145390963
>muh sunbelt
cope
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>All those empty seats in San Jose
Sad, This is bettmans NHL
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My Islanders :(
I hope my Flames can win tomorrow to cheer me up
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>>145391294
Shesterkin. It's a comedy score with an average goalie tonight.
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>>145391515
They’re dogshit
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>>145391495
No Cellebrini no attendi.
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>>145391489
>l-look it snowed once!!
Meanwhile Vegas has around 230 days a year on average where the temperature is above 80 degrees.
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>>145388473
Holy shit Dave Riddick is still in the NHL?? As in big save Dave riddick?
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We're watching sharkslop
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>no cellebrini
>no losing streak
not watching the trash sharks anymore
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>>145391607
i accept your concession
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doesn't it seem a little strange that the cup was won in miami and the number one overall pick was in san jose? talk about a coincidence to help grow the game in each market!

gary you have some crazy luck my man
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dookie butts just struck out again
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>>145388549
YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW
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Kongs are ass
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As I get older I understand Chris Chans frustration in becoming a virgin with rage not being able to meet a cute girl his age.
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>>145390614
Leafs can be top 4 and legit contenders
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>>145391818
>his
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As I get older I understand raped bitch's frustration in becoming a raped bitch with rage not being able to meet a bud 1 his age.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zki3yJYnX4M
yah I could probably make it in the NHL

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
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>>145392141
I could've made it in the NHL.
But I'm 5'9
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>>145391495
I woulld go to the flams/sharks game if it wasnt 67 fucking dollars for nosebleeds plus the cost of BARTing over
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>>145391818
Same :(
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>Kangs can't scar on the Shorks
Embarassing
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>>145392252
You'd get robbed on the BART anyway
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>>145392252
>$67
Fuck it, It would be cheaper for leafs nosebleeds (Travel and accom)
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>>145392483
never happened in the 6 years Ive done it
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>UPDATE: The #RedWings have traded defenseman Olli Maatta to the Utah Hockey Club in exchange for a 3rd round pick in 2025.
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Why couldn't he save hockey in Atlanta?
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>>145392716
What is Stevie Y cooking?
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>>145392224
I’m 5’8
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>>145392732
>Georgia
Says it all.
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Anyone have a stat head subscription?


I’m trying to see where the Pens rank in terms of historical incompetence. This is the query for longest streak to open a season giving up 3+ goals every game. It looks like the Pens are now tied for 18th after tonight but I want to see if it’s the only streak from the last 30 years

https://stathead.com/hockey/team-streak-finder.cgi?request=1&timeframe=seasons&streak_type=start&streak_length=2&scomp%5B2%5D=gt&sval%5B2%5D=3&sstat%5B2%5D=goals_against
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What the fuck is their problem?
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>>145393027
Me on the right, like my hat?
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Uh Rittich, WTF you doin?
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What do they talk about in Los Angeles Kings team meetings?
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>Se8le vs Hab2
:DDDD
>B1ues vs 8awa
DDDD:
conflicting night ngl
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>>145393120
What to eat, getting pucks deep, digging in.
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>>145393120
Where to go surfing in the off season
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COMON SHORKS HARNESS THE POWER OF SATAN
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>>145393120
"Latina gfs" ranked by country of origin
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>>145393182
NAY
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>>145393120
kate bush pros and cons
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>>145392756
Clearing space to trade for rasmus andersson
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>>145393182
go shorks
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Byfield please fucking do something

( ๏_๏ )
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I don't think you should say "we've got all kinds of chaos going on tonight" during a Kings-Sharks game
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>>145393451
I mean its fitting, both teams are an absolute mess. Case in point that Clarke play just now.
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>>145392732
gary wants to bring this shit show back but this time they'll be in the suburbs
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STOP

DROP
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>>145393547
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me when sharks
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>>145393571
He'll only be the coach so long as he has a full head of hair
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NHL should go back to doing SOVL advertising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_73hSWC4Zo
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>>145393557
( ^o^)( ^o^)
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Theoretically the Kings should be dunking on the sharks.
But now I'm convinced they are the true frauds
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My penguins ):
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Hey guys, Gary Bettman is a close friend of mine and I find it really offensive when you insult him
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>>145393698
FUCK YOU GARY
(My moms dads name is gary)
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>>145393673
The knights are going to absolutely murder them tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKo0EmDKyZU
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>>145393690
At least I got to see fleury one last time ):
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>>145393709
https://youtu.be/H5hWhlHr5rk
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streams?
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>>145393909
it's more like a mist really
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kongs are SO fucking bad
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>>145393909
no its a deep fog
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Are the sharks on a potential heater? That 2nd goal was CLEAN
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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>>145393933
>>145393940
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>>145393909
onhockey.tv
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It's times like this that you remember only 40% of canadians got their grade 10
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welp, it was nice while it lasted
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lol that goal just interrupted a commercial on the radio broadcast
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WTF THE SHARKS ARE GOOD NOW?
LA KINGS CONFIRMED FRAUDS
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why's rob blake in charge anyway? was he ever known for anything besides having a big fat juicy ass that he flattened guys with?
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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THE SHARKS WIN
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
THE KINGS FUCKING SUCK
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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>DW: me
>the shark: my sharkies
>poindexter: /hoc/
>arthurs dad: your mom
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good job shorkies
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>kongs
kek
get fukked
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>SHORKS WIN
SHORKS WIN
>SHORKS WIN
SHORKS WIN
>SHORKS WIN
SHOOOOOOOOORKS
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imagine losing to the 2024-2025 san jose sharks
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not a single bad guy won today /hoc/
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>>145394107
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>>145394172
>movies about your team: 0
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>>145394107
dw do be based
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>ruins lost again
bros...
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>>145394165
I am glad that the bruins and the Islanders lost
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>>145394202
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>>145394202
at least we have the pat- oh I mean at least we have the sawk- oh at least we have the celties phew
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>>145394206
I always laugh when the flames and islanders lose
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>>145394181
I've seen that one, don't remember any hockey, and I don't remember it being in san jose..
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>>145394223
I dont remember you having any bitches either
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>>145394216
Islanders were a playoff team?
They can't even find the net in regulation!
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Ordered my copy
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>>145394237
>all from 04
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>>145394234
I wouldn't call your mother a bitch, she's a sweet lady, especially when she's ridin' my cock.
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>>145394242
if you have a thing for fat post menopausal women, more power to ya
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Ordered mine
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whichever one of you faggots told me to watch Berserk a couple weeks ago can go fuck yourself

what a piece of shit
story is getting cool and bros are getting closer and characters are developing
then out of nowhere a bunch of demon rape betrayal bullshit "haha surprise everything is actually bad"
so fucking gay you can tell the writer was a tinydick and his real life girlfriend casca was based on broke up with him
so he wrote her into rape oblivion
fuck anime and fuck you for recommending that to me
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>>145394252
i love when guts played hockey
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i'd like to get up in her guts
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>you lost against the 24/25 San Jose Sharks
The time that fans Utah fans were banned from /hoc/ didn't last long. Now Los Angeles Kings fans has to fuck off and don't come back until the Sharks win next time.
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>>145394271
hell yea i remember wanting to bang her as a kid
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>>145394277
My Sharkies just needed time to gel.
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>my sharkies suck ass at an impressive clip
all you had to say bozo
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I don’t know why sully hasn’t been fired yet
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give it a rest bud, its not worth me spanking you again
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>>my sharkies suck ass at an impressive clip
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>8-2
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>kings can only beat shit teams
>lose to the worst team in the league
it's over trade everyone
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>>145394350
My Kings always play like shit in the first half of the season.
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>>145394349
did they really just march in a straight line towards each other?
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>>145394357
In the battle the French marched into mud got stuck and were cut down by longbows
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>>145394349
>ha8s
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>>145394374
then what happened
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>>145388473
Good riddance to this bum. Incredible that they took his whole cap hit.
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>>145394378
what goes on in there
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>>145394434
typical fr*nch thoughts; nothing
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go into the 3rd period down 1-0 to the fucking flyers and put up 3 shots on goal.
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>>145394434
this man approaches you on horseback. his armor is too thick for you to pierce. tinny, chittering, rat-like giggles echo from his visor.
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>0-0 tie
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>>145394383
The English killed most the prisoners
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>>145394502
sounds horrific
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>>145388473
what is he wearing those tranny leggings?
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>>145394518
Yes entire noble bloodlines were killed off.
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father time is undefeated

islanders finally hit father time, and now he wants his dues. too bad the isles aren't that bad and will rattle off just enough wins for pic related to happen to them...again
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>>145393965
danks
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>he thinks time is linear
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Has bombston finally hit the wall?
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>>145394566
They're the real oldest team in terms of wall-hittage
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>>145394564
Fate is real no matter how hard you try it is your fate to do something so just do it since fate is you’ll do it anyway
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>>145394496
until the third when it's a 6-0 blowout
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wayne is the jannetty
alex is the hbk
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>>145394545
>kootenay
rip icies ;_;7
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>>145390678
>>145390828
Jake Allen
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>>145390606
when your 4th line center and 3rd d pairing is better than every other countrys top line the goaler hardly matters
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don't watch the craps how many goals has he scored bros
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>>145394578
The best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour.
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>>145394696
So the goalie isn't the single most important position, equated to a handegg quarterback like every hockey journalist keep telling me?
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>>145394710
which hockey journalist has ever said a goaler is more important than the 1c or 1d? if goalers are so important why hsant a goaler been drafted in the 1st round in the past 3 drafts? (maybe even more i didnt look and dont remember)
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>>145394729
Elliotte Friedman
Pierre Lebrun
Chris Johnston
Max Bultman
Mark Lazarus
Hailey Salvian
Sean Gentille
Sean 'Down Goes Brown' McIndoe
Frank Corrado
Ryan Lambert
Greg Wyshynski
Craig Button
Ray Ferraro
Craig Custance
Darren Dreger
Frank Seravelli
Jeff Marek
Jesse Granger
Dimitri Filipovic
Thomas Drance
Jack Han
Sean Shapiro
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>>145394758
ahh so you're being a disingenuous faggot got it
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>and then I called Nosey's wife a fucking whore
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>>145394760
No? Each one of these journalists have said that the goalkeeper is the most important position. What the fuck is wrong with you, you mug cunt?
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>>145394787
>finnish cuisine
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>>145394823
Not enough fat?
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>>145394758
Good list. Could come in handy one day.
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>>145394251
Very nice, this is a customary item all flamesbros are required to get.
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>>145394823
Looks like some kind of a fish dish with cream and dill and rye bread. Runeberg torte (usually eaten on February 5th) and tippaleipä (funnel cake eaten on May 1st) for dessert. A very coastal Fennoswede meal. I think they're still in Helsinki and were planning to try Tampere specialties (hot wings, blood sausage) later.
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>>145394821
none of them have ever said that. stop trying to deflect from the fact that your shithole has never produced a 50+ goal scorer in the relevant era.
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>>145394856
or a cup winning tendie literally ever
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>>145394856
Are you having a laugh? I've listened to hockey podcasts 20+ hours for 5 years. I've heard each and single one of them say that.
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>>145394880
*each week
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>I've listened to hockey podcasts 20+ hours for 5 years
>*each week
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>>145394853
We eat those fish things (herring etc.) and rye bread in east too
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hab blood has been spilled this night
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Mittelstadt-Eichel-Reinhart
McCabe-Montour
>>
>i listen to hockey podcasts 20+ hours a day
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Fag Nations Face Off soon. Who wins?
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>>145394934
everyone who doesn't watch
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>>145394934
Gary
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>>145394930
letting friedman speak directly to my subconscious at night has really improved my hockey iq
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>>145394934
sweden goes undefeated
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>>145394538
habs dress code
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Imagine if McDavid was on the Joe Rogan podcast
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>>145391828
>Leafs
>contenders

sure buddy
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>>145391828
>yes thats right
>keep believing that your team has a chance
>you fucking canada goyim are the dumbest goyim of them all lmao
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>>145395124
My chud dad asked if I listened to that slop the other day
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>>145395185
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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Bro we’re just chillin down here.
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Good morning /hoc/
>senaturds
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>>145395213
Bing chilling
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>diablo paragon graph
>tfw only 265
im ngmi bro's
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>>145395323
i believe in you
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>>145395186
Your dad should give you more beatings.
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>laffs
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>>145395286
morning
>krak
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Good morning /hoc/ the Blue Jackets play TONIGHT
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>>145394934
i'm thinking we're finna bouta get btfo
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>>145391828
Top 4 in the Atlantic and a legit contender for a wildcard spot maybe
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>>145395650
who is ahead of them in the atl?
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Flames vs Clubbies tonight
Unfortunate that both teams can't win :(
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>>145395666
Kitties (young dirty and good) and blots (old dirty and good) are certainly better than captain underpants and his merry band of mental midgets so good luck trying to dodge both of them en route to the conference final.
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>>145395742
tampa bay is total dogshit what
vasilevskiy is washed can't stop a beach ball some nights
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>>145395742
ok, that would leave the >laffs 3rd like they are now
who do you like out of sabres, red wings, senators, canadiens and bruins?
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>>145395760
Not us yzerplan bros we have at least 6 more seasons before we can hope for a wildcard spot
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oh boy, i sure hope there are some non-shit games toda-
*looks at schedule*
ack!
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>>145395760
I think Ottawa has the biggest chance of cracking the top3 (then Detroit, not sold on Buffalo) and this is the year the bruins finally fall to 5th or worse
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>>145395686
Will my boy Olli play tonight?
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>>145395785
The NHL is a Tue-Thur-Sat league. The days in-between are filler days
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>>145395796
if the sens keep outscoring all their problems then they could do it
one final question, on a scale from amateur to pro how would you rate your scouting ability?
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>>145395806
A chimpanzee would probably have a better chance of evaluating individual players but I think I can feel the pulse of a group of players pretty well. I did pick the kitties to win in 2024 in the bracket challenge.
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Just released about a quart of pure liquid marner
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>>145394934
Canada
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>team canada wins
to the surprise of no one
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>>145395754
>laffs
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>>145396142
Fag Nations?
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>>145396165
yeah usa is pretty gay
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>>145395801
true true
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gary wouldnt dare compete with the nba's schedule since he is their underling
and he knows trying to compete against the nfl is foolish
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>>145396246
Gary tried to go against silver this season and was punished accordingly
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>>145396267
It makes perfect sense when you realize that the idea is to make sure black people aren't watching hockey. This is unironically a master move from Gary.
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No good games until the Finnbowl
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About to take a big steaming Dubois.
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What are they eating?
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>>145396396
Looks like fish and bread.
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>>145396267
nba scheduled their opener on oct22 a tues night with two games
gary had 16 games that evening
next night on wed, 10 nba games to 1 nhl game
the two schedules are in sync sharing saturday
some of this in part is due to many arenas features teams from both leagues
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>“They brought smiles everywhere they went, and that is invaluable in a place like this,” said Dr. Pavi Miettinen, the chief medical administrative officer at the hospital. “The [patients] are children, and they want to play and have fun experiences and having fun things is part of healing. So, I think this is very important.”
>“This was a great visit,” Hintz said. “It was special, and it was great to see them to be able to come here and see the kids and get some little [stuffed animal] presents for them and I signed them. It was great.
That’s nice
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>>145396425
Good morning intern
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>>145396454
cute :3
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>>145396454
Very wholesome.
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>>145396454
<3
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>teds
>jeets
>boltZ
>yeti
>golden showers
>nucks
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>>145396454
just like my hockey players :)
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mountain cunts where we at
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mount this
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>>145396557
present it
>>
Good morning Sars
>>>>Kangs
lol
lmao
How bad is that loss gonna fuck with them tonight?
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>>145396534
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>>145396534
based
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>>145396454
This Finland series already has the best vibes. Both teams just seem so happy to be there and happy for their Finns.
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for me? it's the atlantic ocean
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>>145396564
is the Appalachian mountain range mountainous enough? asking for myself
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>Colton and Wood are out with injuries
>Kylington is now playing as a winger for the Avs
Holy mother of grim.
>>
Stop the Gary slander, we're better than this
>>
my broons are now at the bottom of the atlantic like the titanic :(
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>>145396563
Kongs are ruined. Imagine losing to a trash Shorks team.
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blues extended toropchenko, which is unfortunate. i wanted my team to trade for him.
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>>145396796
Shut the fuck up intern
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>>145396796
speak for yourself it's about my level
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>>145396796
don't you have a powerpoint to be making?
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>>145396796
yup. do better.
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>Islander
>I slander

hmmm
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>>145397089
Its more of peninsula
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>>145396454
Why is he wearing a covid mask?
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>>145397189
to protect himself from the sick children
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>waslanders
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>>145397189
Hes not a chud
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>>145397189
Covid isn’t real retard
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what the heck?
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>>145397265
Plan the parade
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>>145397265
I think Wild fans are worried he'll leave them, but maybe that's just their strange midwestern psychology
>>
>didn't see a single game yesterday
>see that my krakheads and "my" snorkies won yesterday
Wtfffff LETS GO
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>>145397265
And haters still think that Makar is washed
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>>145397354
Well he may never score on Arizona again
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>>145397354
Rip Ukraine
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>>145397376
He's watching hockey with Ted and Sam now
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Charles the gorilla has died....
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/charles-gorilla-toronto-zoo-dead-1.7367637

>Charles was brought to Canada as an orphan from Gabon, a country on the Atlantic coast of Africa. Over his five decades at the zoo, he grew to weigh nearly 430 pounds and sire 10 offspring. He was also a grandfather to six gorillas.
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>>145397391
I wish I could sire 10 offspring
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>>145397412
I can probably do that or get up to 430 pounds, but doing both would be extremely difficult
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>>145397335
sharks are on a winning streak
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No need for new
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>>145397430
>>145397430
>>145397430
NEW
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don't gorillas get cold in toronto? do they give them puffer jackets?



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