Aspinall News >Aspinall's SECRET strategy for Stipe to BEAT jon jones??https://www.si.com/fannation/mma/news/tom-aspinalls-simple-strategy-for-stipe-miocic-to-defeat-jon-jones>Aspinall will join Dubya Dubya E after PooFC?https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/tom-aspinall/tom-aspinall-teases-move-to-the-wwe-after-wrapping-ufc-career-id-be-lying-if-i-said-i-didnt-enjoy-it/>Aspiall wants to become Merabhttps://bloodyelbow.com/2024/10/29/tom-aspinall-reveals-the-one-trait-from-a-fellow-ufc-champion-hed-like-to-take-for-himself-i-think-its-physically-impossible/>Aspinall explains why Ngubu is a fraudhttps://www.mmamania.com/2024/10/16/24271223/not-elite-ufcs-tom-aspinall-trashed-renan-ferreira-ahead-battle-giants-now-pfl-champ-firing-back
Wonderful thread
fuck tom. hope turki forces dana to make ngannou vs jon next
*beats you up while sprinting into the thread*
leave topuria to me
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
>>145395447How does it feel to see others living your dream?
>>145395450I don't like to touch IC3s
>>145395423>My key to winning against, not just these guys, but anybody, is I need to punch them as hard as I can in the face. Sound strategy, Tom
>>145395454What if they need to be wiped?
*was never bad and was only hated by nggas with BDS in ur path*
before there was shara, we had dricus
>>145395459How can you tell when they need to be or not if they're IC3s, 4s or 6s? Telepathy?
>>145395472blind firing hooks and spinning attacks is the key to success at high levels in mma
>>145395472crazy how tavares of all people survived with the dric
>>145395473I've heard you use the taste test
dricus isn't sloppy... he trains hard to fight like a cartoon gorilla
i have an announcement:i could heem every in here
>>145395523sup stipe
>>145395523I think your walls have aids b
fighters should have a fight at least every 8 months, for every month they don't fight after that they get a 10% cut on their next purse
>>1453955235'7" at besti'd heem your liver and drop you on your head
>>145395523wow i guess the english teacher meme are true
My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin' at the zooWe washed ourselves in kuffar blood and all the murtads tooWe're taking down the zog machine jew by jew by jewTHE BRAZZA MARCHES ON
>>145395546i agree, i will forward this idea to dana white
I could literally HEEM (eat) everyone in this thread
>>145395556i would tell you the connection between that image and mine, but you wouldn't believe it...
>>145395556>tfw no good HW brazzas
>>145395556we need the next evolution of MMA and we need it fast im sick of these boring cunts
Do you follow any MMA fighters on social media?
>>145395518Doubtful I don't speak urdu
>>145395634i don't have any social media accounts and no
>>145395473relative stench of cumin in their vicinity
>Jon Jones im the besACK
>>145395634no i don't need to hear the political takes of school dropout retards who have been repeatedly punched in the head for 20 years straight
145395423145395436145395440145395446145395450145395454145395458145395466145395472145395473>>145395523>5145395547145395556UFC Undisputed 3 is the superior product and only zooms say otherwise
Best in the world.
you put jon jones in a locked room with 10 dudes, when jon jones walks out there wont be a single unsucked cock in that room
>>145395665thankfully nobody died
seeing mma math with clips of rob on top of dricus, conveniently cut right before this moment
>aljo was talking out his arse for clicks Shocker
>>145395705>thankfullyTonibler permaheemed ur shithole and ur out there rimming his ass. Smurds will never not be cucks.
>>145395729What did aljo say?
>>145395745That khamzat will retire after his next fight
>>145395740mcgregor and umar squash the beef before their superfight at ufc 400 (canceled at the last minute when conor gets a headache)
>>145395752His next fight will be when he's 35.
>>145395709>preemptively copingNot a good look.
>>145395709>getting taken down by Reddit Rob That’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg
>>145395788you are one deviant homosexual, you know that?
>Wake up, Bo. It's over
>>145395709Dricus just has unrivaled BWC strength. His BWC is so powerful it's not even funny. He basically just cruises on his inherent White superiority and strength.
>>145395807Projection.I am not gay.
>>145395789nah just hate deceptive bullshit, people lose money over this shit, picks get heemed>>145395803he unironically let reddit take him down, trying for a guillotine like several of his wins, effortlessly getting back up once the position was gone>>145395811many are saying this
Dricus Du Plessis essentially gets more technical as his gas tank depletes.
>>145395821Nothing deceptive. Du Bussy is a sissy sub bottom and his Zatdaddy will gladly spank, spunk, caulk, cream, and seal that great gape.
>>145395815am not projecting
>>145395803dricus gets taken down by everyone, even if he has to pull them on top of him. they can never do anything with it though.
>>145395809>pulls guard
>>145395835That's why he's getting a different kind of BBC this time
>>145395774butthole status?
>>145395823This is actually true but he also tends to make mistakes early. He’d win a hypothetical round 4 against Chimaev easily, the question is can he make it there
It's gonna be so kino when DDP beats Khamzat then Pereira. He will ironically be the p4p GOAT. Pure Looney Tunes considering he went from being "the most ass fighter" to beating all of the best fighters. Everyone will be surprised and not surprised at the same time.
>>145395842> doublefoot takedownthis doo changing the game
Khamzat is THAT GUY but Dricus just has IT.
>>145395832Most of the Malaysians I've met are gay. You're all normally gay bottom cock sluts, normally also for BWC specifically.
the reason Dricus doesn't pass the eye test for most people is because they don't have schizophrenia. Schizochads just know.
go rewatch all dricus ufc fights, nobody has ever kept him down, even blonde brunson (upgraded khamzat) could only obtain half a round of control in a fight where he was getting beaten to death on the feet and had every incentive to get him back down
FACT: Sissystralians are the biggest bottom sluts for their brazza dick daddies
If I was a BDS sissy sub bottom I'd be fiendin' to see Zatdaddy unload his creamy Caucasus luscious loads in my favorite fighters too
3 spammy literal faggots in the thread at once is too much
>>145395872Blonde bumson had DDP flattened out and pulling mount, if that happens against Khamzat the fight is over Bumson is not a deadly grappler, he’d had to stall out Kevin “Nash” Holland
>>145395875Factual post.
Du Bussy will NOT pass the blood test I fear.
rumor has it Dricus Du Plessis watches Tom and Jerry reruns in the locker room before his fights, drilling what he sees.
Rumor has it that Du Pozzy has been bouncing on Bantu BBC to prepare himself for Zatdaddy's fists gaping his crack.
>>145395884man is this just a total echo of the "if tavares/till could land that shot then imagine what robert/izzy are going to do to him" posts... dricus fights the fight he needs to fight to win the fight. the khamzat fight will come with a khamzat gameplan where not getting subbed is the #1 priority.
>>145395900>>145395887Excellent posts. Sissytralia is clearly suffering from the Brazza daddy dick mind virus. I fear his clitty will explode the second ZatDADDY enters his air space
ENOUGH WITH THE FETISH POSTING
>>145395917>b-butBut his Zatdaddy will gape and gush him thoughbeit.
Everything that I've seen thus far leads me to believe that Khamzat could get full mount on DDP and still lose. DDP essentially invents new moves every fight. He would simply just "get up." Khamzat might be at the peak of his game, but DDP is ahead of the game.
>>145395918Excellent post.Flash flood warning in the country.No ussy is safe.
> ohhhhhhhh! he made a huge mistake!> ohhhhhhhh! he's getting beat up!> ohhhhhhhh! he's losing!wins
Sissysanya's buck breaking was no doubt a sexual awakening for millions of little blk boys all across the world. The moment he sissygasmed a million other blk boys sissygasmed with him imagining that they were the ones being pinned down and feminised by daddy Dricus's BWC
>khamzat gets a fully locked in rear naked choke 4 seconds into the fight>dricus flails like a fish on land and somehow actually spins 180 degrees>full mounts khamzat and knocks him out cold with a single 12-6 elbow
normal people don't talk like this
>>145395957Look at the way he mounts him and asserts his natural evolutionary place over him. MMA is beautiful, we get to see humanity in its purest, most natural form, and we get to see blk boys turned into the dumb sissy slave cock sluts for WHITE men they were born to be.
If the only other man that possesses the toon force couldn't beat him, what makes you think anyone else can?
When Nasty Vasti snowballs the BBC cream into Gapedcus' Du Bussy its always a win for Du Pozzy
>>145395733let me rephrase it then, i'm thankful the natives didn't die but it's a shame the pajeet wasn't tortured to deathhappy?
Brenduammar Schaubdafi
BREAKING: Cory Sandhagen has officially got on that shit that makes ur fuckin head grow
> white man from africa> looks like shit but beats everyone> gasses in 1 round but continues fighting for 5clownworld
>>145396013>When you nut but the blk boy don't stop sucking
>when she hawk tuah spit on that thing
>>145395980Never thought about it that way
Thoughts on Zatdaddy’s pozzed piglets?
dricus du plessis learned the 3 forbidden techniques from the exiled monk> a takedown is a takedown, even if you pull full mount> adrenaline dump the second the fight starts so you can enter slow-mo vision> you hit harder if you close your eyes when you throw
derrick lewis fight week
>>145396002Pretty good b
Khamzat would be champ if Dricus didn't exist
>>145396055I made that.
>>145396060Pretty good b
Ratlip shoots so fast because he has PTSD over what a 5'4" dilbert did to him
> mfw ddp subs khamzat
>>145395740Levels
>>145396079Du Pozzy is a sissy sub bottom for whatever is bigger, Blacker, or brazza.
Dear oh dear
>>145395550That's not him b, look at the filename
>>145395423now THIS is a thread
>>145396106BDS and BBC humiliation fetish.Many such cases I fear!
>>145396115>have to make reddit memes to fulfil a fantasy
>>145396122Kinda like when you flirt with Xircles to simulate friendship and human interaction
>>145396116Madame?
>>145396126No one understand your schizobabble
>>145396107fuck, but still the english teacher meme gotta be true right?
>>145396133That’s a perfectly straight forward sentence. You’re degenerating from devouring dementia dookie diaper dingleberries, I fear
>>145396143We had a drunk bong but he was pretty cool used to buy cigarettes from my one russkie classmate guess it gets worse the deeper in Asia you go
>>145396055thanks b
>>145396150The only thing you fear is honest employment sad to say
>>145396122I created this meme, sir. It's a heem.com heemsclusive.
the predator stalks his prey
Never knew Topuria was injured
>>145396167Trying to lick up digested pizza in the bedpan isn't honest, it's a disgusting fetish of yours.
>>145396200Sprained his Tobussy from queefing and squirting when he saw his Slamdaddy in a tight white T in Abu Dhabi
>>145396157yea prolly gets super bad in sex tourism asia country, bongs and other y bois here are decent enough
>>145395523Is that this guy? He's really gone down hill. I accepted and even negotiated a location right between us at a neutral gym. He got scared and is still ducking me, I'm afraid.
>>145396218>Sprained his Tobussy from queefing and squirting when he saw his Slamdaddy in a tight white T in Abu Dhabi
I'm hearing reports they've found Chadesanya's crusted BBC juice lodged under Pozzedtaker's teeth. Zatdaddy prolapsed this poor nigga's Robussy from down unda!
>>145396200He's not. Volk says he's promised a title fight on his return and sas he'll only fight lopez next if there's an interim title on the line. I'm guessing he would prefer this because if he were to win, then he'll get ppv points for the Topuria rematch. But I don't think dana will do it.
>>145396187>That alpha BWC stareKek, you just know sissysanya's little blk boy sissy clitty was leaking just from being in the presence of big dicked BWC BVLL like Dricus. He probably went back to the hotel and rubbed his little sissy clitty till it burned fantasising about what daddy Dricus was going to do to him in the octagon.
Ibo Aslanbros... it's our time
>>145396173Saw it on r/aspinall thoughever>>145396209We don't write notes to ourselves as posts>>145396223I didn't mind him at all and he had a good sense of humor
>>145396273Bulgarians and Turks are like pakis and jeets, no one from the rest of the world can tell the difference
>Coach i liddl bit sick brazza I pull-ACK!!!!
>>145396282Me on the left
FACT: Pizzachomo is an admitted child rapist and wipes old man poo for a living (fetish)
>>145396296no man should ever make the face that shartzat is making...
>>145396317That's his pozz unloading face.Sadly for Du Pozzy, Nasty Vasti got first taste.
>>145396296Nice to see Khamclitty has been practicing his game face for when daddy Dricus gets his clitty leaking and his bussy bleeding with his massive boer BWC.
You guys have known me for many years; which fighter would you describe me as? Respectfully.
>>145396350Paulo costa
Imagine letting a third world Ngubu play you like a fiddle. Sheesh.
>>145396350Schaub b
>>145396346Du Pozzy is a sissy sub bottom thougheverbeit.
ilia topuria vs floyd mayweather added to ufc fight night moreno vs albazi prelims
>>145396315KWAPPP (Kek what a pozzed pizza piggy)
>>145396370They said fighter not wiper.
>>145396384Nigga on his tippy toes like hes getting ready to bounce on a brazza daddy dick
We don't screenshot here.
>>145396273are people like this harmless like down syndrome people or violent like retarded people
HE'S DONE ITDRICUS HAS SUBMITTED KHAMZAT WITH AN INVERTED BOSTON CRAB
>>145396423They're all undesirables b like IC4s and Helwanis
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145396408round 1>>145396296round 3
>>145395709>>145395709doing hard manual labor in childhood is truly the best base, you just permanently get that primitive bone density
I heard there was a MAJOR ROBBERY in 308 against a brazilian.Is this true, chat?Couldn't watch and i'm glad i didn't. Only bad results
>>145396455After party.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/138141505/#138148092
Just put 1.6k on Rose and 1.6k on Black Beast by KO in two different individual bets. Might put some other 1.6k on Zahabi + Moreno Over 1.5
>>145396512dammmmmnyum nigga you rich as fuck cuhI'm "sad" cause ii put 50 ladrões on Rakic, and you are out there putting a thousand fucking kamalas in wmma and fat ngubu fight.hats off to you, muh nigga
Du Pozzy bussy boys are already in Stage 3 in accepting that their Zatdaddy will caulk, cream, seal, spank, and spunk Gapedcus' great gape.
>>145396512How much is that in real money
Niggas iffy uh, driccy got a stiffy uh
>>145396532about 900 usd or 800 eur
>>145396550DAAAAAYUMMMMMMN SOOON U R ON FIYA MUH MAN SHEEEEIT
It's so funny how weak blk boys are. Any adult man can just pick up and ragdoll a genetically inferior sissy clitty blk boy like they're nothing. You can't pretend like blk boys arent the perfect sissy sex slave cock sluts sluts after seeing them get tossed around like this. They were quite literally designed to be a servile sissy slave race.
>>145396358>>145396370
This is the biggest faggot thread in a while. Good job estrogites.
>>145396512Good luck b
>>145396550Lmao wtf went to check my local bookies and they have it erin as the favorite good call b
>>145395423>>Aspinall explains why Ngubu is a fraud>tom trashed the pfluh oh ADSbros.... do we have to start watching PFL to prove that we're not freaking redditors now?
>>145396594You didn't go anywhere.
>>145396594Gonna have to set aside pizza money from your piggy bank and work overtime to pinch some more poop from prickly old men.
>>145396601You don't know him.
>>145396597It's an app on my portable device up here in the first world IC9
>>145396606Your local bookies have an app?
>>145396565ayo say that to my face nigga see what happens
Colby called Leon's father a dead gangrapist and waddled around the octagon like a sissy throwing no strikes for 45 minutes
>>145396596Clozzapedo is a PFL (poopie feces licker)
>>145396614My local bookies is run by the state b >Veikkaus Oy is the Finnish government-owned betting agency which holds a monopoly in the country. It was formed in 2017 as a merger of three previously existing betting and gambling agencies of Veikkaus, Fintoto and Finland's Slot Machine Association.
>>145396628Interesting.
everyone on heem (besides Finland) is scumdie retarded niggers
>>145396641
khamzat is so good he had to rely on a pre existing injury he had no idea about to get a submission
>>145396645THE report function?
Thawlts on Moreno's custom shorts?
>>145396660THIS OMG SO MUCH THIS
Bout to see an excellent post get cut from the roster before any of the revolting brazza spam. Many such cases. Sad!
The absolute state of this thread.
>>145396679Nah that was Molina
>>145396684His BWC aura is crazy. You just know some blk boys were getting leaking in the crowd during his fight kek.
>>145396665giwtwm
>>145396670Sweden told me Moreno is a pedophile and I choose to believe him
Izzy is gonna cream his undies when he sees these
>>145396641Many are saying this
>>145396698>white
What do you see?
>>145396708he's a ginger with green eyes.
>>145396702He has a pedo squint shades of your Savile
>>145396708chadra is as closer to being white than mma guru
Is being white all that matters to you guys
K-1 hoes mog ufc trollops
>>145396735More than you could ever comprehend, raj. 88
>>145396735The welfare of my cat is my primary concern b
>>145395466FACT: Shara Bullet is the only brazza in UFC history to walk out with the Russian flag.
>>145396713
Heh, yeah... this thing I had no control of and didn't even accomplish anything to get? Yeah, that's what I'm most proud of.
>>145396767shara was always based
>>145396778
When did Sissystralia change his mind on brazzas
The only garbage posts I see in this thread is the brit's.
>>145396802I wouldnt expect a mutilated goy fag to appreciate humanism.
>>145396778You are repugnant
>>145396791I never disliked them, the Brit poster kept posting about khamzat for some reason because he thought I hated him or something but I honestly like him. I've always posted about Shara's BWC
>>145396802Look at all of these and say that again>>145396698>>145396679>>145396665>>145396565>>145396346>>145396262>>145396213>>145396080>>145395975I didn't include all of them because of the spam filter
>>145396815I'd permaheem you and your progeny if it would give Israel one more millimeter of clay and I'd sleep like a baby after.
>>145396849calm down Ariel
K-1 will save /heem/.
>>145396821You're a good little submissive BBC bottom slut.
>>145396845My posts are insightful and original, sorry blk boy but /heem/ is a BWC general
>>145396855Sorry b had too much coffee.
>>145396641We know you're both in chomo solidarity.
It's currently 1 AM in australia and this guy is here making 50 posts an hour talking about how much he wants to fuck black men
I am so far above a bulgars condemnation.
Your opinion is worth less than a jeet, somehow.
"somehow"
>>145396889u mad blk boi?
>>145396921a very ari emmanuel post
>>145396945why do trains not realise that dressing like a fag makes everyone know they've trooned out
>>145396921and that's how Madame Xneed got AIDS
>>145396889Can you blame him?If I was a frilly little white boy, Daddysanya's velvety dark chocolate skin would finna get some crayons up my bussy.Just look at how those clench hammers could rip a mfs bussy up
madame xneed is a transbian
>>145396963Madame's AGPussy just waterfalled.
This is too much man, this is just too much
god what a cesspool. seek psychiatric help. all of you
>>145397010Madame when the Labrador loads prolapse their steatorrheaussy
>>145396858>fucking striations on pecs>I'm supposed to believe this inbred isn't on roids.
Black Kings knockout white people with impunity randomly on the streets. And you kneel for us.Your comments on this.
>>145395875>>145396964Take a break
Max lost like a bitch
>>145397044Take your antipsychotics
The truth is Topuria faced a BIG TURD and it was not even a little bit hard for him to flush it down.
>>145397054Yes you VPN hop to ban evade we all know this
>>145397022>god what a cesspool.bro you're brazilian
>>145397072sounds like ya need to hop on a brazza daddy dick playa
>>145397079I don't get it?
>>145397069he was losing till he won
>>145397103people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
It's obvious the butthurt brit is a janny. He starts off topic discussions to bait bans.
>>145397129I don't have any stones
>>145396126That person doesn't post here anymore, you must be missing him. Why not just find his YouTube channel?
the canadians have been relegated to opening apex slop cards after their quite embarrassing performance 297 it seems
>>145395519Why is Gooby playing popeye? This guy is an actual cartoon character.
Rogaine is gonna to be in big trouble with his buddies for recommending Turdny shitcliffe to Trump
Abhorrent thread well done IC4s
Stipe is gonna be 78 years old next month, that's crazy. Why nobody's talking about this?
>>145396543Can't wait until Khamzats real man is champion.
>>145397214I was hoping he'd get his fireman's pension would come in before the fight des u
>>145397198They are all disgusting animals.
Do fighters actually prepare with pen and paper or is Jon just kinda autistic?
>>145395964kek
>>145397234Why are chuds so ugly?
>>145397234I've been wondering if it's actually a *ude pretending to be a *uslim on account of the filth, either way undesirable vermin
>>14539721478 years old and he has an onlyfans. crazy.
>wake up >Logs to heem.to>Thread nothing but subhumans spamming the same garbage as always.
>>145397259That would be very on brand for that type of vermin
>>145397242Say what you want about Jon, as seems to be vogue among vulgar "thinkers" these days, but he's a master tactician
>>145397272>wake up >Logs to heemThats your issue
Guys wtf this was supposed to be a competetive match and sadulaev just outclassed Taylor 7-0 fucking insane
>>145397214What's even crazier? He still heems Jones.
>>145397272you need to leave bro, I'll leave with you, we can have our own general. We'll call it /mma/ or /combat sports/ or simply /fight/
>>145397315That's all well and good, but you will not be immune to K-1 posting.
>>145397331I don't restrict myself to poofc like an amerimutt wwe slop consooming loser
>>145397305
Schaub got Mexican stem cells injected in his dick lol
>>145397305American wrestling has been on a SHARP decline for a few years now. Too many people sniffing their own farts about the glory of 'merican wrestling and all that shit, we've grown complacent
>>145397305Ameribussies are so sissifred when forced to face down a brazza dick daddy
>>145397305Not surprising. When it comes to Freestyle Dagestan is next level, brazza
>>145397280Dude is an utter dipshit outside of MMA but once MMA is involved he turns into a genius. Always wondered how this is possible.
Fagestanis get extra excited and energized when they catch the scent of the crotch so they have an advantage over straight wrestlers
>>145397375Okay i agree but i thought that Taylor could do some things like Snyder did not get dominanted hard
Yah yeah, feeling good on a Wednesday sparking thoughts~
>>145397399Sissy Shartmerican trying to get a good slurp of that brazza daddy dick
>>145397462Sup spammy good morning
Schaubestan
>>145397399kek. I was rolling with a white belt monday and hit him with one of these three times back to back
>>145397495I broke my students ribcage.
jon's tactics have always been get as much of a whiff of the other mans cock and balls as possible
>>145397495Based the spazzy White belts sometimes trigger some shit and you need to Billy the motherfuckers
>>145397519You prolapsed your ussy from all the poo piling up in your DDP (dirty diaper panties)
bro why is pakibong and his gay VPNs still here?
homosexuality outside of /lgbt/ should be bannable
>>145397603
Western hemisphere of the chomocord appears to have waken up on the wrong side of the dog dick this morning.
Poor guy has really been down bad lately. Pray for pakimong.
>uh oh a hidden post must be homosexual lets unhide it and seeyep gay as fuck
good afternoon r/heem
>>145397629The Wolf left Reddit Rob's ussy bloody and leaking, the Whippet did the same to Madame Xneed, I fear
>>145397623It takes like 6 filtered to silence the guy completely, and you can be 100% sure it's some schizo nonsense.
>The chomocord are so buckbroken they filter posts just to open the stubs to stimulate their humiliation fetishes
>tfw half of r/heem has been experiencing an intense psychosis since last night Go to sleep lads.
more gay nonsense, why are you gay pakibong?
>>145397673Its literally just one guy. We call him spammy.
All longest active winstreaks belong to the Caucus region
Unironically worse than the frenc* lunatic
>>145397687hmm no pakistanis
>>145397687merab and a couple shitters
Who is /heem/ voting for in the upcoming presidential election
>>145397727I'm not registered to vote.
>>145397727Voting? They rigged last year's election and tried to assassinate Trump 3 times in the last month. We are way past voting.
>>145397727Ron Paul
>>145397744Best way to create change is to vote
>>145397690The french lunatic is alright and you know it
>>145397764Lol
>>145397762based
Here guys, I'm posting the best stream link I have. Enjoy.
>>145397744Chuds would rather cry about the decision being rigged than actually fight
>>145397727Nobody, for democracy is a vile pagan satanic tradition, meant to divide and conquer a people through tribalism. The real power does does not lie with the president, who is merely a puppet. The puppet masters behind the scenes are the private institutes and think tanks, controlled by a circle of elites who own all the candidates. In a democracy, the real power lies with those who control the banks and the media. Most citizens are politically ignorant by nature, they are easily persuaded and fall for the circus act. This is why democracy always fails.
With 1 leg.
>>145397809https://youtube.com/shorts/OlqsnBboq0s?si=hudtiaSEkYA__9Ib
Case in point.
>>145397809The only way democracy works is if we all let our voices be heard through voting
>>145397840Good job son. You did it, you won. Now you can shut the fuck up already.
>>145397860Thanks but you seem upset, is everything okay?
>>145397876No, I'm pissed!
>>145397727if kamala could come and suck me off Ill think about voting
>>145397769I like his heem jihad against the janman
me after reading one post on heem
>>145397764I voted with two ballots for President Donald J. Trump.
>>145397891Change your diaper then
>>145397915Based on your flag, I don’t think you’re eligible to vote in the us presidential election
Diablo is so retarded but its good to listen to poscasts and play it. You can imagine what I listen to. High concept things that you peanut heads wouldnt comprehend.
/heem/ calls for jihad against janny
Daily reminder that ngannous son is dead and the only way he's ever going to be able to see him again is when ngannou dies and goes to hell with him.
>>145397933Voting twice for the same candidate in one election is illegal
>>145397958i voted 3 times just to spite you. fuck up bitch made nigga
>>145397949Pretty sure Ngannou son is in paradise with Harambe and George Floyd b
>>145397949*(And that's a good thing!)
>>145397962Burning in hell truly is paradise compared to living life as a filthy disgusting monkey nigger
>>145397960Hopefully your duplicate ballots are discovered and only the one vote will be counted
Now the thread can't get much worse I avenged my failures and succeeded in heeming my meng on site and on the company dime today AMA
>>145397976Welcome onboard, we expect great things from you.
>>145397986I'm working at a polling station in a primarily democratic city and "accidently" flooding the ballot boxes full of votes for cumula
>>145398003That’s not fair to the other voters
The Doc just went live on Youtube.
Thank god they haven't let another female referee into the UFC since this haghttps://youtu.be/ve56QUckRpE?si=-pKkFJyNyQsjP9RC
>>145397623Madame Xneed needs their daily humiliation goon sesh. It's the most important ritual next to doggy dickdowns, fazza's DDP (dirty diaper panties) spankings, and peeling the necrosing flesh from her ussy to show teenage boys at the skate shop.
>>145397727Dana White
>>145398019Nobody cares about your chomocord heroes Madame, this is an MMA thread
>>145397936anybody is eligible to vote in the US election ive been told
Maybe if you learn to talk like an adult all your posts won't get filtered bud.
Yeah, bud.
another hidden post wow lets check this out>extremely gay*Hides Post*
>>145398071Let me know if he ever says anything worth reading.
>>145398067>>145398071dese niggas be filtering posts just to look at them anyway LMAO
>>145397936I asked Nancy Pelosi and she said 'every vote counts'
>>145398077Lmao, epic win!! Your mom must be proud!
Nothing screams "i grew up in a home without a father" more than filtering posts on 4chan of all places.
>>145398077A chomocord specialty I'm afraid
kek nigga got filtered
Haha so... erm, combat sports?
>>145398088Factual post.
>>145398099We don’t watch that crap here.
>>145398092He gets really upset when he realizes nobody is even reading his mental breakdown.
>talking to himself on a vpn
Bisping hospitalised with a BAD case of Fornier's Gangrene after linking up with Aileen Perez at the UFC PI. Prayers and wishes big Mike x
>>145398088Madam grew up getting gaped, spanked, and spunked by their fazza I fear Wearing their mazza's used panties just to get gaped by fazza.
>>145398111that's fucked that he lost his eye to belfort but Belfort lost his sister to Brazilian rapists and organ traffickers so a fair trade in the end
>arguing with himself on a vpn
>>145397958>>145397986I live in a mail in voting state. I just took my wife's and my ballot and voted for President Trump on both. Voted red all the way down in fact. She knows and doesn't care because I'm the man in the household.
>>145398111>Fornier's GangreneAGPeed lost her entire genital area to it, sadly
Madam's morning meltdown has begun I fear.
>>145398123you are me
>>145398125Based
Hey /heem/ whats your big plans for tomorrow it is halloween after all. I'm sure you guys got invited to lots of big parties full of hot girls to fuck. Surely you're not going to be all alone inside posting on 4chan all day again right? You could even dress up as your favorite MMA star, im sure you look just like him.
DDP is a real nigga. It would be a banger.
>>145398131wtf
when is leon edtards fighting next
>>145398136I'm gonna read Swamp Thing and hand out candy to kids.
My heem brothers, we must do better than simply filtering the Madame, we must also not make any posts acknowledging its existence.
>swamp thing Come on now b
>>145398125You should respect your wife and let her vote how she wants
>>145398177
>>145398177Illia topuria fan btw
>>145398168Swamp Thing volume 2 issues 21-64 written by Alan Moore is one of the greatest horror stories ever told.
dricus should lose to khamzat but he does have plot armor so it's hard to say
>>145398171Her want is for me to do what's best. As is my responsibility as a man.
>when your father and your cousin are the same person
>>145398139Champion.
>>145398177>tfw no comfy hot tub session with the boys
>>145398192I enjoy the bearded Northamptoner but still b just go heem some sloots like the rest of us
Let's get this thread back on track:Vanilla Thunder for your consideration.
>>145398277the charizard of mma
>>145398250Licking up yesterday's lunch from a dementia patient's dirty diaper panties isn't exactly "heemin sloots"
>>145398277
Movie anthony smith
>>145398219You didn’t respect her right to vote. You failed your responsibility as an American.
edwards should be cut
Smiff'd
>>145398322>being worth than smithsuicide level kwabbing
>>145398125there ain't no mail in voting states shut up paki
>>145398250Fuck sloots, I'm reading Swamp Thing and handing out candy.
>>145398333Smiff is priceless b
>>145398277>Charizard What an absolute loser
why does dana hate canada so much?
>>145398286>>145398374Who is the Typhlosion of mma?
>>145398385hes just in his hatred
Keep walking pal
>>145398385because he's based
>>145398136I’m not going out because police in my city set up DUI checkpoints on party holidays and I’m not paying $60 one way to uber to a bar
>>145398395Jim West (Ladd’s coach/boyfriend)
>>145398312Why do you keep replying to yourself with this unfunny drivel, Madam?
>>145398395jon jones, because people lied on his name too to ruin a good mans reputation
>>145398348Based heemster leaving some sloots for this old chunk of coal to lay on top of
>>145398420oh shit jon jones spotted on heem.com
That's right faggot
Finna heem some w**d now on the company time unfortunately off premises though but without any permission
>>145398385Most normal people do. They smoke meth and fuck dogs over there legally just ask madame xneed
>>145398420You mean that you dont have friends to drive you. oh noooooooooooooo
did you know 5 grams of weed in finland costs 625€
damn Finland is this true?
based
>>145398508>>145398516I steal most of mine so I might have affected that
>>145398517Always double ja-ACK!
>>145398517Ortega wins the rematch rather easily
>>145398563Just linked up with Petr Yan :CN: :RU: #CSO
>>145398537the eagle just had to break his beak
>>145398322>GuskovWhat happened to dis doo?
>>145398599He co hosts a podcast with the Cypriot legend Michael "The Wife" Bisping
>>145398508pppfffftttt I bet its dogshit as wellEU weed sans Netherlands is shocking even compared what we get here
>>145398464Smoking wads of old man poo again, pizza piggy?
Mämmi flavored Swishers for that authentic experience
>>145398616Actually it's some of the best in the EU we have ph neutral water and steady electricity as well as tight circles here that share cuttings/info so not any auto autoflower babygrow bullschaub but yeah UK has excellent dank too
>>145398517KWAB
>>145398599He's gonna fight Walker
>>145398599He’s booked against Johnny Walker in January
slovenia not gonna be happy when he hears about this thread
>>145398616Also Netherlands (respectfully) is absolute overpriced dog piss next to Germany and Switzerland so don't be a cazzie b
Francis Ngannou is a piece of shit, okay?!
>>145398645>>145398649The final flushening for Walker. That’s a quick heem
>>145398662I thought Berlin weed was awful, maybe you have to know people
Honestly if i was American i would vote for Dana as president no meme
>>145398599some people attacked his family and got dealt with
>>145398682He wipes them
>>145398668>Let me tell you something, I walked into this building and watched the heavyweight disasters from the beginning. Ngannou is a piece of shit. Miocic is a piece of shit. D.C., I'm coming for you motherfucker!
>bad weedI wouldn't know what that's like anymore
>>145398682It's like that everywhere if I didn't have a baltic friend in London I would have probably been fleeced and if you ask IC3s here you're probably getting rubbish and/or 20 a g
>>145398708What in the fuck is happening with his bottom teeth
>>145398668no lies detected
https://youtube.com/shorts/qWBxlOtAbxQ?si=uEiuvPSS1n-PVLjk
>>145398714Tastes like tea and makes the throat sore, doesn't feel like anything, if memory serves me right
>>145398718Hopefully its just the lightning playing tricks on our eyesBut it kinda looks like he has had fillings in every teeth
>>145398718according to /asp/(rip) he chews
>>145398738Nigga according to those teeth he's eating tobacco no need for aspie
>>145398736Fillings aren’t flat and brown usually
>>145398733the stench it left was extremely unpleasant as well
Realistically, what does DDP do to survive this?https://youtu.be/HlLjk1oFouw
>>145398757He has wooden teeth like george washington
>>145398762faceplant left hook into kneebar
>>145398762That's so gay just punch and kick each other
>>145398718Eating human trafficking pussy after Vince put 3 Bulbasaurs inside
You beh not said nunnin bout mah girl bruh
>mah girlmy girl beatcho girl probably
Nobody does indirect (you)s like the members of r/heem, nobody.
>>145398788Who cares about girlfriends?DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM
Sliced my fuck hard while trimming hair
ddp flops around too much, i think he ends up heeming a frustrated chimaev in 2nd or 3rd
>>145398843Saw some argentinian piece of shit trimming his junk, so I put his TV on (it started blasting gay porn) which startled the guy so he sliced up his whole shit, lmao
>>145398860Haha KWAB good one sveribro
>>145398875We heem every argentinian in this general
>>145398874Already heemed the volk once but I suppose a rematch is in order
>>145398843lol what a fucking noob
Your what?
Il Matador jeems hwhat Il Matador y said ese
Prediction?
Tim Welch?Tim Belch.
what's a double neck surgery?
>>145398946The fans.
>>145398946belal decision shavkat will try to counter with grappling but any submission attempt will be negated
>>145398946Schaubcat hasn't won a fight since 2023, he needs to beat a top contender before I rate him.
>>145398946BeLOL finna get choked out
>>145398946really hoping for bestial to unironically die in there
belal is the only hope for america and palestine
>>145398946Shavecat is yet another example of a guy being rushed up too quick about to find out there’s levels to this
>>145398965It's for fat people DC gets a quadruple
>>145398946Gotta do some film study, but I'm leaning Shavkat. Belal just pillow pressures with some pretty quick grappling, but I don't see Shavkat falling prey to it. Maybe Belal wins the majority of rounds when he can get him against he cage but Shavkat will probably finish him.
>>145398965I don't even know where the double neck is
>Gotta do some film study
>>145398965imagine sticking your wiener in there
>>145399006What do you get a double with extra cheese?
Menacebros… We back
>>145399051>duuude you actually care about your interests what a loser!
>>145399056He gets two XL meat feast pizzas with extra cheese
>>145399056My metabolism is of an elite level
>>145399077Its on the bleedin lower level!!
>>145399091I look like da sphur
was this added recently?
>>145398946I will seethe
>>145399104>>145399104>>145399104
>>145399095Rha phewn don't do it jewstice loike
>>145398946Easy Belal decision
>>145398946shavcat rather easily but title is JDMs until further notice
>>145396782>>145396767>walk out with the flag of the people who invaded and butchered your ancestorsTotal Cuck behaviorWould be like a greek walking out with a turkish flag
>>145397234Why do you root for people that bombed you
>>145398334Yes there is.
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